Yesterday Nell Diamond caused a stir telling George Osborne and Ed Miliband to “hold my dick“, but this afternoon Daddy Diamond taught his daughter a lesson by enforcing his strict “no jerk rule“. With Bob explaining to the Treasury Select Committee how he got “frustrated with his technology“, the Lobby didn’t need an excuse to behave like schoolboys:

Funnily enough, Bob Diamond's 'no jerk rule' didn't stop him from going blind (*coughs*) when it came to rate-fixing scandal

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 4, 2012

"You say your organisation excluded jerks, Mr Diamond. But what was your policy on douchebags and doofuses?"

— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) July 4, 2012

Brian wouldn’t stand for this smut…