Diamond Says: ‘Hold My Dick’
The Diamond backlash wasn’t expected until tomorrow’s Treasury Select Committee, but the first blows have been struck from an unlikely source: his daughter. Nell Diamond, a twentysomething Deutsche Bank employee, has hit back at the politicians laying into her dad. In a swiftly deleted tweet, Nell told George Osborne and Ed Miliband to “HMD“, or “hold my dick“:
Bob Diamond's daughter. Those not familiar can look up acronym RT @nelliediamond: George Osborne and Ed Miliband you can go ahead and #HMD—
David Rose (@DRoseTimes) July 03, 2012
The photos of Nell and Bob are still up…
UPDATE: Neo-Guido was at the same Kanye gig pictured above and returns from lunch to report Daddy Diamond and Nell are displaying the “Diamonds are Forever” sign.
am I first?
No I am. Boaz.
Mr Roger Quimbly @RogerQuimbly
Bob Diamond has been downgraded to Bob Diamante.
Guido: Balls/Brown told BARC to lower libor submissions.
http://group.barclays.com/Satellite?blobcol=urldata&blobheader=application%2Fpdf&blobheadername1=Content-Disposition&blobheadername2=MDT-Type&blobheadervalue1=inline%3B+filename%3D3-July—Treasury-Select-Committee%3A-Written-submission.pdf&blobheadervalue2=abinary%3B+charset%3DUTF-8&blobkey=id&blobtable=MungoBlobs&blobwhere=1330686940546&ssbinary=true
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Give him a break. He’s a Notherner.
I will now eat this fucking keyboardciwgl awg ;qoap`|O ,
It’s easy enough to find from the front page
Thanks. Bit of a long read but interesting.
Good for her.
Bob Diamond’s been made to walk the plank after the Treasury and Bank of England made a mess of this, only they’re too busy covering up.
Ed Balls should be sent into exile.
he should worry…whats the betting he’ll be back singing with his brother neil before too long
Nell, darling, little girls don’t have them… How much did we spend on her education?
Don’t know that I will, but until I can find me,
A daughter who cares, and who won’t play games behind me,
I’ll be what I am, a solitary man.
cheer up mate just think you could have been born keith vaz
Red, red swine
Got to my head
Made me forget
That I bent rates for you.
Red, red swine
It’s down to you
All I could fix I fixed
Memories won’t go
As my call logs will show
I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you came in my head
I was wrong, got found out
But your calls I won’t forget
Red, red swine.
yvette needs to give ed a good talking to in the same way sarah did gordon in the end…over the settee until his blinkers stop twitching.
Im no fan of the 2 Eds or Mervyn,but you must admit Bob has been a fool.
Cameron probably thinks HMD stands for “Hug Me, Darling”
HELP MY DAD!
Hide My Dosh
How come she has a Dick ? is she trans gender ?
Or is she saying HMD, meaning “Hold My Dildo”; insinuating that she cannot find a suitable real dick…
Good, the bankers not only guilty ones.
Hold my Balls….. Ed Balls.
That’s Ronald Reagan, surely?
It is, without a doubt. But Ronnie is there to distract us, drawing our attention away from noticing an even more important feature of the photo: what on Earth is wrong with that girl’s nose?
Been to close to too many arses?
too close
It looks the same as the actress (?) from eastenders who had a powder problem.
ISHBDI
(I’d smash her back door in)
Huh, never figured them to be Diamond Dallas Page fans.
The more you know!
You should check what the means in sign language. Very appropriate.
I wouldn’t mind being her dad…
From where I am standing I would say that Mr Diamond is further responsible for fathering a Spice Girl.
Surely that gesture means “I’m a Hunt”?
Nell… really? Cool.
Song Sung Blue… everybody knows one.
ding dong du …everybody wants one
Aww what a cutie – isn’t it amazing she managed to land a cushy job at Deutsche Bank?
Neo’s into the music of Kanye West? Didn’t see that coming.
of course neil did a duet with him
Ugh, corporate r & b. Load of crap.
She probably likes to SHD
she can SMD any day.
I’d love to COHT’s
more like LMC
Silly little cow.
I think Barclays were a major banking entity before Daddy came along.
All he did was turn it into a fucking casino.
He’ll be walking away with HUNDREDS of millions.
Something is very wrong with this picture.
At least £100,000,000 in the last 6 years and not much evidence of charitable donations. Obscene greed. She looks as arrogant as him.
How could she not be – it’s all she knows.
They are the masters of the universe and can tell any politician to ‘hold their dick’ just because they can.
This has to stop. A ‘Nuremberg Trial’ of all the bankers, politicians and their lackies is well overdue.
Of course it will never happen because they call the shots and we hold their dicks.
I despair for humanity.
You are very right.
Sweet Caroline is great.
Oh, you said NELL. My mistake.
A bit of a rough Diamond. It is impossible to name one Dishonourable Lady/ Gentleman of the House who would pack up and go just like that!!?
I will defend myself with the trusty sword of truth and shield of honesty.
Nothing will change until this kleptocracy is removed. Such a move would entail the removal of thieves such as the “Royal” family, The Conservative Party, The Labour Party, The Lib-Dems and all the other liars and cheats. Following this, neoliberal* values must be thrown out.
* If you don’t understand what neoliberalism is, you might want to do a bit of reading. Neoliberal has nothing to do with any UK Liberal Party. A good example of a neoliberal, for instance, is one Anthony Blair.
If the above is not achieved soon then the same cycle will repeat itself. At some stage Britain will go bankrupt and then the real fighting will begin.
get a life
Wind your neck in pish face. The inclusion of the royals betrays that you are a disciple of the cult of progressive bat-shittery. Now get that sandwich board on – and stop shouting at traffic.
Hopefully Daddy Diamond WILL be holding a few dicks in the showers soon and they’ll do to him what he’s been doing to us – minus the metaphor.
Girl, he’ll be a woman soon…
don’t they have soap on a rope ?
You joking.
Men with £100m in their pocket don’t go to jail. They buy the justice system.
ding dong …owe you one bigboy
Still waiting for that call. (charges apply)
Nepotism. She should be sacked along with him. Stupid cow.
Nepotism? Don’t mention Nadine Dorries will you?
Nothing wrong with nepotism.
That’s right Dad!
Can I have a new limousine yet?
Hey! what about me?
I keep reading Nell Diamond as Neil Diamond.
Mind you, Neil is more likely to have a dick.
Has she had a nose transplant?
I’m just waiting for some smarty-pants to post as “nelldiamond” and spell everybody’s name lower-case as one word.
It looks as though she needs one !
Get out of my country you fucking yank trash
Well said C.unt.
And I say that as a proud American (though not actually so American that I want to live there)
you’re lip reading again….naughty
I saw the photo on her Twitter feed of Bobby Diamond with John Terry holding the FA Cup. Now if that’s not a caption comp, I don’t know what is.
Cheerio. Silly cow.
Most major multinationals have a social media policy… Diamond Jr’s metaphorical dick may be in the wringer over this…
I don’t think so, standing up for your father is an admirable trait.
I’ve heard about people like you.
good for her. ‘Morality’ from politicians is never more than sanctimonious cant from a hypocritical c*nt.
I hope Ed Balls gets whats coming to him !
Good riddance to the garbage that is Labours legacy. Ha ha ha
I’d like to fuck in ‘ell.
Geddit?
What a pair of saddos making complete arseholes of themselves as well as this country. What a pair of money grubbing hoons.
I’d rather be them with their £100m than a saddo like you calling them saddo.
Q.E.ing Gilt Yields and fixing the Base Rate artificially low is not morally different from fiddling Libor. However, Sir Merv. will soon get a golden parachute into the HoL no doubt.
The real lying hypocritical shysters are the politicians. Tumbrels ahoy!
She strikes me as someone who has her head so far up her own arse she thinks her shit smells of roses. No dear. It stinks of rancid crap!
What a crass little slut this Nell Diamond is.
*fap*fap*fap*fap* sploot.
It would be funny but this country is being royally screwed by these self-serving idiots.
is that you mrs slater ?
I’ve never heard of Barclays.
How are you doing my son? Down there on the Earthly plane?
Yes you have.
They sponsor the Premier League.
Well at least they used to!
Wish I never had. One would be bad enough but they come in twos.
Things are getting interesting:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/bank-england-made-me-do-it
Toodle pip Merv!
Any idea what Dodgy Diamond and his sprog are doing in the photo? all looks very strange…
hes depicting the size of diane abbot’s arsehole ?
OMG Dianne Abbot’s arsehole, I need electro shock therapy to clense my brain!!!!
Who said diamonds are forever
The name diamond will forever be associated with a bucket of shit in the banking industry.
And they will trample over us again and again until we organise against this finance capitalist filth. Shame utter shame on the left for failing to organise a movement as per Iraq war. What we have today is Finance terrorism being waged not by islamist terrorists but by the British rich and powerful against ordinary people and the innocent.
…and what did the party you support do about it?
You know, in the dark ages between May 1997 and May 2010. The time period you don’t like to refer to directly.
labour…filth….. just filth
B.O.E
no comment
If Mr Diamond takes off to the USA, I wonder if the US government will allow extradition if he is found to have broken UK laws……………..
Here’s a reminder of what the then shadow chancellor and his colleagues said whan Labour was in power, and, indeed, failing to regulate properly:
“I fear that much of this regulation has been burdensome, complex and makes cross-border market penetration more difficult.
“This is exactly the wrong direction in which Europe should be heading and it threatens the global competitiveness of the City of London.”
- George Osborne, 2006
Don’t confuse the vermin with facts.
I have a letter here from a mister Ed Balls saying “please Bob can you fix the Libor rate for me and my pal Gordon.”
Yes Ed, i’ll get on the phone to my mate Merv at the jolly old Bank of England and see what he can do for you.
Now then! now then!
Why the obsession with Brown and Balls.
Darling was on the scene and there was a Mr Timms too.
Milliband is quite capable of throwing them all to the dogs and keeping the crusade going.
He would definitely ‘lively up’ an EU Emergency Summit.
If she gets her tits done, she can hold mine.
you’d let anything with legs hold yours
No Barclays mortgage ads on TV at present.
So his daughter was also once a “Diamond Geezer ”
does He/She work in gash trannys for the Douch bank ?
At last we are getting somewhere.
The brown stuff is flying now.
Can you please leave your passport with the security officer Mr Diamond as the Committee may have a few more questions.
I wager those MPs on that committee are having their collars felt.
T because they will be in the frame as Much as the Bankershey are going to be wetting themselves if they are asked to investigate further
At this rate Cameron will not be holding an EU referendum.
He will simply be shown the back door by the Eurozone Members who will be glad to be rid.
The whole world will then be more than happy to pay an EU Tobin tax and steer well clear of the City of London.
Simply the name Barclays will bring down the UK economy.
The whole mess is already getting Press in Paris Berlin and New York.
The good old UK Banking system its integrity and honour are going to be lost.
Diamond should be firing from his six shooter tomorrow and if he starts firing blanks then everyone will know the reason why.
Barclays have simply got to be got rid of.
A Chancery Court application could possibly lead to its dissolution on the just and equitable ground.
All this rubbish about bringing in new people and the Bank cleaning up its act is hogwash.
The damage has been done. Even Cameron can see the weakness of his own stance.
It needs emergency surgery now i.e. amputations
Please Mr Cameron is my pension safe?
It is as safe as a a sautéed lamb and lobster stew in the HOC canteen my dear
Nell will be out of a job by the end of the week.
Dear Neil Diamond : i have all your records my favourite is
Bob on the rocks
@Sadough. The public should demand the pair of saddos give the money back. It is not as if they earned it. Disgraceful! Rewarding corruption and troughers. Fortunately, the shit will stick to them.
If it was a Kayne gig, then they would be doing the ‘rocafella diamond’
Isn’t that the sign for what makes Jackie Dromey a better MP than Gordon Brown and why a shortlist was created? (An ax wound or manhole) ( y )
I thought i meant “Hire My Daddy”!
Has she got a dick too? What is this ? Some sort of trans sexual episode? Or does she need a strapadictomy? Pray tell me what I am missing.
Princeton class 2011 – must be nice..