July 2nd, 2012

Nick Clegg on Newsround


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    Wuhat says:

    At least we know Clegg can handle Paxo. Not sure Smith could have even handled CBBC.

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    Who? says:

    Twat watch

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    Comrade Scalded Bollock says:

    But where does one put David Cameron ?

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    Nick says:


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    Calamity Clegg says:

    They should’ve put Brown on Crackerjack. Or Chucklevision.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I’d be brilliant on Jackanory. Everything I say is a complete fiction.

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    lamb to the slaughter says:

    Chloe would have been torn to pieces on newsround, she’s had a lucky escape.

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    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    Chuka vision ? Everything’s a bit hazy after that fag.

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    Jacqueline says:

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    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    No. 2 !

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    Nick Clegg says:

    Is my dad a rich ex-banker?

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    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    Gold ? Sell !!!

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    Programmes other politicians should be on says:

    Blair should be on Crimewatch and Would I Lie To You?

    Cameron – Made In Chelsea.

    Miliband – Paint Your Bandwagon

    Dennis Skinner – One Foot In The Grave

    Sarah Brown – Desperate Housewives

    Len McCluskey and Bob Crow – Mad Men

    Chris Huhne – Knight Rider

    John Bercow – The Littlest Hobo

    Mike Hancock – The Young Ones

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    Laughing hangman says:

    That’s damm close to child abuse

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    It's all Balls says:

    I see Dave’s finally got the hang of this inquiry thing. Placing your own people in charge is always the place to start. All he’s got to do now is make sure the ending is on script..

    I trust he will also ensure that Balls is given a jolly rogering set piece.

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    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Huh ! My dad was a Commie.

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    Laughing hangman says:

    Ah the spelling police are out today

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    nellnewman says:

    I’ve often wondered about that – marxist refugees who came to this country penniless and left their sons millionaires. How does that one work?

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    Just this once I'm supporting Murdoch says:

    Murdoch vs Scientology


    Evil vs Eviler

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    Gordon says:

    I cried when I when Piers interviewed me. Chloe should have tried that on Paxo.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m the new host of Blankety Blank Piece of Paper.

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    Anonymous says:

    To each according to his need, darling. From each according to his tax accountant.

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    Pancho Villa says:

    Forget about Clegg he is an irrelevant carbuncle on the futility firmament.

    Let’s go to Mexico ; the defeated Presdential candidate regales in the name Antonio Martin Lanpico ( or similar ) Obrador and he is referred to by his acronym merely as A.M.L.O

    Ironically that acronym is alo used by the financial community to define an :

    Anti Money Laundering Officer.

    Could the two possibly be related ?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The Tories and Lib Dems– Keeping Up Appe*arances

    Gordon Brown– Life On Mars

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    john in cheshire says:

    And like all socialist immigrants, the first thing they set about is destroying the country that has given them shelter.

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    Tachybaptus says:


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    If you’ve got a point to make, make sure everybody can understand it. Simples.

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    Col Nut says:

    Tom Watson – Teletubbies.

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    Murdoch vs Cruise says:

    Has Tom Watson come out in support of Scientology yet?

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    nellnewman says:

    dave bothered me when he said of this banking commission thingy that ‘he’d be giving them all the resources they need.

    Now if he’s talking about allowing them to access the taxpayer subsidised HoC restaurant for 1 hour each lunchtime – fine! But if he’s talking of paying them over and above their already generously remunerated salaries for anything including overtime – then I am opposed!

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    Col Nut says:

    Keith Vaz – Slime Time

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    Isaac says:

    Never read the suggestion of a “Franklyn Prophesy” Nell?
    Fairy tale with a happy ending. Many a true word……..

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    A mong says:

    Jack Straw – Rendition, Rendition, Rendition

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    a bit like that waste of space alibi brown what ever her stupid name is

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    keredybretsa says:

    Constructive ambiguity. Scientology vs Ruppie!!!

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    Paymaster says:

    Sadly they do get paid an allowance for this sort of work. Not an allow ance as the ordinary person but a fortune.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    fatso watson was rejected by all cults except the HoC

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    winning says:

    Bercow and Bryant- Two half men

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    emergency says:

    Hattie and Jackie- Scrubbers

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    Aunty Matter says:

    How can Ed Scrotum keep a straight face when he claims that he didn’t see the banking crash coming?

    Northern Rock failed a whole YEAR before the banking collapse and surely banks giving out 125% mortgages and self certified mortgages should have been questioned?

    The BBC scum keep trying to blame Thatcher (as they always do) yet if you got a mortgage in the pre Labour 90’s you still had to have a good deposit and you couldn’t borrow any more than 2.5 – 3 times your income.

    The problems all started once Liebore came to power and no drug taking mongs at the BBC can change that fact.

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    Micky Mouse says:

    I wear a David Cameron watch

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    Aunty Matter says:

    She should have just sucked his cock, that’s what Labour politicians do live every night.

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Unless call me dave gets his act together, this is the future of UK politics

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Newsround, with Craven Nick – sounds about right.

    He’ll probably pop up on Cuntryfile next, promoting fucking windmills or whatever.

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Ed Miliband and Ed Balls – The Muppets
    Chukka Urmoneyaround – Hash in the Attic
    Cameron and Osborne – Neighbours
    Eric Pickles and John Prescott – Battle of the Planets
    Vince Cable – Meet the Ancestors

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    Anonymous says:

    The whole fucking lot of them – House of Lies
    Geoffrey Howe – Curb Your Enthusiasm

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    David Fflip-Fflop Cameron says:

    I’m thinking of taking up yachting.

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    Disappointed Caption Contest Winner says:

    Guido Fawkes– Last Of The Summer Wine

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Andrew Tyrie To Head Up Libor Inquiry

    Certainly seems well qualified.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Good idea as usual were still at sea after your new U turn.

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    Sir Snafflesthelot says:

    I hate/d New Labour with a passion but you’d be a fool to yourself not to recognise that between the Callaghan Government where these finance criminals were essentially sneaking up on the outside of politics and the first Bliar Government they had somehow ended up not only on the inside but actually running the game. Between 1979 and 1997 somebody invited them in.

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    Ben Bernanke once shared an office with Mervyn King and I bet he and other Central Bankers and Treasury officials around the world will not want their august institutions dragged into this mess.

    So Dave is offering up London as the global scapegoat for all the bad stuff that banks do because no one else in their right mind wants this shit storm now while the Eurozone and China are going tits up and Egypt and Syria are kicking off.

    This is a righteous and deserving cause, but incredibly bad timing, just like Foxy and the EU question.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:


    …” As I have said before, Mr. Speaker, for the part that I and the last Labour government played in that global regulatory failure, I am deeply sorry……”

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    Anonymous says:

    So do 12 year olds actually care about bankers? I thought that was the age group this program was for. Or is it just the BBc agenda machine in action again?

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    Muuurty's Ghuuurst says:

    Cammy and Clegg – the Ant & Dec of Westminster – another two annoying twats on the TV

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Newsround, with Craven Nick.

    I hear he’s doing Countryfile next week, a Windmill Special.

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    Seriously says:

    The One Show.
    don’t watch it often.
    Is it just for Gays?

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    concrete pump says:

    Chr*st on a bike…! What the fuck is that thing to his right?

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    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    How many faces does it have?

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    Sir Snafflesthelot says:

    Have you got a video of Maggie apologizing?

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    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Fiction is one thing. Talking utter bollocks is something else altogether.

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    Bob Diamond Geezer says:

    This is starting to look better. These fucking politicians couldn’t organise food poisoning at a hotdog stand. I might just get away with it.

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    ENGLAND says:


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    The Prevaricating Plonker posing as PM says:

    Why don’t people believe me?

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    How to increase your voter base:

    Grab ‘em while they’re young. Oh, and lose them again when they grow up and can think intelligently.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    The idea that the central banks and various governments around the world didn’t know what was happening at these 20 odd international banks in the City of London seems a bit far-fetched to me.

    What about Euribor? Yes it does exist. You could make it up. But I didn’t.


    There is also a Pibor (Paris) and Fibor (Frankfurt).

    I hope I am not boring you all.

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    Bonzo Frog says:

    The smart money’s on Bob ending his days in a Yankee jail probably whining stuff like “the time for raping me in the showers should be over”.

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    Archbish. Phoney (£rd Way) B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    Hi! I can tell you all you need to know about LieBore – I started it!! In fact we called it Noo – but it was just the same old bollocks dressed up – and people fell for it!! Dave did too, bless him, – what a stupid little squirt – I despise him for trying to ape me!

    Anyway! – I could, – for a suitably large fee – write the report! Like wot I am for Levy ….

    Must dash! – lots more people wanting move money to my Bank!!!

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    Where Eagles Scare says:


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    Sir Snafflesthelot says:

    If you listen closely you can hear alarm bells in the background.

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    concrete pump says:

    Dunno, but it’s a wind up….

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    A Top Dollat suit at the Brown Bullshit Corpse says:

    Just fuck off! We know what the common people want – they want edyerkating like wot we and the Grouniad and Polly do.

    And – hahahahahahahah! – we get paid huge amounts of dosh for it!! And inflation proofed pensions . . and free nosh at expensive eateries . . . and . . . . ahah hahhhaaa!

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    Anonymous says:

    By the way Mick M, did you know that a broken watch is right twice a day but a D Cam*ron watch is unreliable all day?

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    Tommy Tinder says:

    Strike a light !

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    AC1 says:

    You could consider it a warning and go on to install a web browser will a built in spelin cheqyer .

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    Rick Nobinson says:

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Did anyone else notice how the BBC ‘slipped in’ their pro EU brainwashing tonight? When discussing Cameron’s proposal on an possible vote, the beeboid stated that ” people are worried if we leave the EU we will lose access to the EU market”

    Really? Who said that BBC? We trade with the EU and will continue to do so if we leave the EU, just as they will want to trade with us. The USA, Canada, Brazil, China and Japan are not in the EU and they trade quite freely.

    It’s time the BBC were outed for their pro EU bias.

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    AC1 says:

    Vince Cable – On the buses.

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    Anonymous says:

    Draw your money out and sink the bastrards. Plenty have been sunk by them and have never to be heard of again. Don’t let them do it to us again and again. That is why we are in the mess we are in. Stop sucking upto the bankers and kick them where it is painful.

    This way silly stupid Clegg and silly David Cam might realise that they should listern to the people who placed them in their well paid jobs.

    Camaron needs a swift sharp lestern and to stop sucking up to the bankers.


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    AC1 says:


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    Aunty Matter says:

    But there was no massive banking crash until it all fell apart under Brown and Ball’s incompetent management.

    You simply couldn’t get the sort of mortgage that was available in say 2000 back in 1995, the fault is totally and utterly with Gordon Brown and Ed Balls.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not sure about that Tay, prefer Gordon Brown-The Mentalist.

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    Gordon Brown, with a finger full of fun, says:

    I agree with Nick!

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    AC1 says:

    Between LieBor and Fibber they’re trying to tell us something…

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    Well it's a thought says:

    If you listened to Camoron in his U turn in the HOCriminals today he gave the same scare as he lied his fkin head off.

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    Sir Snafflesthelot says:

    They’re guilty as [sadly not] charged in my book too but not for those reasons. They were running the last leg of a catastrophic debt economy. The mutations within this cycle resulted in the crash which, as far as mortgages go, began with a US housing bubble, not a UK one.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Northern Rock, Brandford and Bingley both failed because they were lending money to people they knew if there was a housing market downturn (as there always is from time to time) and had fuck all to do with it all starting in America.

    Lloyds failed because the one eyed shirt lifter from Fife (triumphed by Peston from the BBC) persuaded Lloyds to do him a favour and take HBOS off his hands. In doing so, the one eyed cretin poisoned a good bank. That had fuck all to do with “it all starting in America”

    It is true that that under the Democrats in America they also lent money to people who could never afford to pay it back, but the mess hre in the UK was caused by the one eyed idiot and his fat Nazi uniform wearing boyfriend.

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    Gonk says:

    Looking closely at the facial expressions of Ed Balls in the Commons today two things are clear. One, he’s an unattractive twat. Two, despite his protestations, he couldn’t stop himself displaying his relief at Cameron’s inquiry lite, instead of the full strength Capstan.

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    Fish says:

    C4 News tonight notable for Nick Herbert not taking shit from Cathy Newman on policing – very well done that man, more please

    ….but moreso for an interview with a Reuters guy from NYC who said he’d discussed the apparent LIBOR rate rigging with the BBA back in 2008. He went on to say that it seemed common knowledge with bankers / regulators etc and without the LIBOUR manipulation our banking crisis might have been far deeper.

    If it was common knowledge and the rigging was in the national interest, what did Brown and Balls know? Some papers did report this at the time and it was being investigated from around 2007 – it is inconceivable that the FSA would not tell Ministers what was happening.

    Balls looked a bit sick when Gideon said the inquiry would look at what previous Govt knew. If they did know, it might just be the begining of the end of the road for him and Brown? Perhaps some Tories should be calling for them to step down.

    Dig, dig, dig. Go get ‘em Guido

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    Alastair's darling speak says:

    Hmm.. hello, Jacquieline, you look ravishing this evening.

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    moby dick says:

    bob diamond=painting libor by numbers

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    The Angel of Dearth says:

    So 87% think you’re lying bastards and don’t trust you.. and that’s “a great victory”?

    Bloody Hell, this guy’s a graduate of The Gordon Brown School of Tractor Stats, isn’t he?

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    from the mind of Gordon says:

    This morning I launched my own space satellite ( coated entirely in gold ). It’s function is to detect rogue asteroids and so give an early warning of collision and save the world.

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    The Angel of Dearth says:

    This is why, once the EU referendum date is set, the rabidly pro-EU BBC must be shut down – temporarily but preferably permanently – at least 2 months before the vote’s due.

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    Nurse says:

    Gordon, you know perfectly well that you flogged all the real gold. Using the foil from chocolate coins just isn’t going to work.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Twenty-Stone” Tom is a religious B!lly-Bunterist– lie, cheat, cause trouble, steal all the pies, and then blame everyone else; he has even gone so far as to model his appe*arance after that of the Fat Owl of the Remove.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    That was when those idiots called you ‘Flash Gordon’. Remember ?

    Shortly before you turned into your real persona: Crash Gordon.

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    Gonk says:

    Humble apologies for stupidity but why does share price go up after debt restructuring ultimatum revealed ?

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Wotta fucking joke that was ! http://bit.ly/NpJ9MX

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Exiled – to an offshore wind turbine on the Dorset coast – forever.

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    Continuity says:

    Who won the clegg dancing cap comp … or did I miss the result?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    All politicians who open with I think / I believe – Jackanory.

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    This is how cold callers should be treated says:

    Panorama on now is about call centres breaking regulations in cold calling. Reminded me of this:

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    Sir Snafflesthelot says:

    Dear Aunty Matter,
    You are a mad person who thinks the tail wags the dog, the world began with the birth of New Labour and that you are entitled to you own facts. Wrong.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Scientology is all about lies in order to grab the money …

    Oh … so too is Rupert.

    It’s a draw.

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    Anonymous says:


    As Britain goes to hell on a handcart, the next big worry is what to call the partners of Gay/Lesbian Lords and Ladies.

    Anybody got any ideas ?

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m going to write to my MP and ask him as his constituent who he cares for, I’m told; if he will now put my old FOS complaint against Barclays, which the FOS stalled on for over a year and then threatened me that I should pay Barclays a £1000.00 – before the relevant authority what with all this timelined libor stuff.

    Mind you the FOS’s Walter Merricks head at the time – when I was threatened – recieved a fax telling him in no uncertain words to F*** OFF.

    Updates – will follow … hopefully it won’t take another year.

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    Tachybaptus says:


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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    I am totally indispensable and I will one day be Chancellor of the Exchequer and then prime minister. My destiny is to follow in Gormless Gordon’s footsteps.

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    biased bbc crap says:

    “The problems all started once Liebore came to power and no drug taking mongs at the BBC can change that fact.”

    The trouble is, outside of blogs like this, the BBC HAVE changed the facts. Where are the Tory attacks in the media? Missing in action. Why aren’t they laying this firmly at the door of the 2 eds? They haven’t got a clue where to start.

    The BBC is doing a very good job of running the MSM agenda.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Lets hope Diamond Geezer will dish the dirt on Thursday.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    With respect Idnnd – if all you’ve got is hope – then the faith, hope and charity Mob have got you knobbled.

    Have a read of this


    [Nice comment…]
    06/05/2012 04:40 AM
    We need to retain the Imperial measures…and also bring back the old Imperial measures for dealing with traitors.

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    I am anti-lefty.

    Can’t help it. Just the way I am.

    Norway is not even in the EU.

    But it is more left than Russia.

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    The BBC finally told to swivel....... says:

    C4 News tonight notable for Nick Herbert not taking shit from Cathy Newman on policing – very well done that man, more please….

    He also smacked down the BBC earlier in the day too when Jane Hill on BBCNews Channel tried to feed him the line that policing was suffering.He totally dismissed this and said it was a gret pity that the BBC had not actually got their facts right…Total bemusement by beeboids….a Minister refusing to tow their line…after three attempts she gave up and said lamely that if back office staff were being cut then obviously front line policing was suffering again Nick was having none of it and the interview was brought quickly to an end by them. It was an absolute joy to watch. I note the BBC have not repeated the footage of the i/v as they normally do

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    Don’t know whether it is true or not but a woman told me over a cuppa after giving blood today that on a tv programe about how Notting Hill has changed over the years, some investment banker had said that all the money taxpayers paid to shore up the banks went to enabling him, and his cronies to buy these £12 million mansions. If there is any element of truth in this, Clegg needs to see if there can be prosecutions for misuse of public money or something (surely our government weren’t stupid enough to say to the banks here is a wad of cash now go and bonus yourself to heaven out of it while we tell people it is for lending). At best that banker shows that the city doesnt give a fig. But hey ho the cynic in me thinks as long as the Tories get their party funding and post governmnet jobs for the boys who cares.

    Well every business that is strugling cares. Every employee who has lost or is nearling loosing their job cares.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    There is only one kind of hope and that is no hope. There used to be two but Bob Hope is no longer with us.

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    Engineer says:

    Maybe – but it wasn’t the bankers that decided to bail out the banks, it was politicians.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Switzerland and Norway still trade with the EU.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The male same-sex spouse could be “Gaylord”: “Lord and Gaylord Muckamuck”?
    The female same-sex spouse could be “Gaydy”: “Lady and Gaydy Muckamuck”?
    Or maybe just a morganatic marriage, FFS! Really! Who gives a flyin’…

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    Engineer says:

    Making one system of measurement illegal will cause far more problems than it solves. Just allow both to be used at the same time, then the more appropriate in whatever situation can be used.

    If one of them is going to die out (which is unlikely), it will do so naturally in time.

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    confucious says:

    defective ?

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    confucious he says:

    Oh please

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    Fish hits Judge says:

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    Glyn H says:

    And they left their womenfolk to fend for themselves in occupied Europe. That’s all but Arab in its cynicism.

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    Engineer says:

    They’re all in it together. If the reports of discussions being held between Barclays executives and BoE senior staff are true, then Barclays may have acted either under the impression that the BoE supported their actions, or officially sanctioned it. It’s hard to imagine that if the BoE knew or encouraged, the Treasury was totally in the dark…

    We shall see.

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    Engineer says:

    It’s all Balls.

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    confucious he says:

    I’ve observed that people have a problem embracing anarchy as a political system to aspire to. The ideal scenario for me would be loads of self supporting villages surrounded by farmland populated by well educated folk. All the mundane manufacturing will be done by self replicating robotic devices in specialized areas such as Birmingham. Clearly a zero growth arrangement like that would require a huge reduction in the population because of the available land but I am sure that were such an endeavor to be attempted the population would see no need for laws and governments and just get on having fun and making stuff ( in a sustainable way)

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    Lord Ingit says:

    That’s right and my butler decides when tea is served.

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    Good Eder says:

    Now that is one tough lass. Chloe Smith take note.

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    Engineer says:

    Meanwhile, on planet Earth….

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    King has no clothes. says:

    There really is no other option. Fiat money while it lasts depends on confidence in the system no matter how corrupt the system is. Alas even Frau Merkel has only this weekend destroyed the only Western central bank with sound money policy left.

    Gold standard anyone?

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    confucious he says:

    they let it slip from their grasp and were never heard from again in all of space

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    Dr. Libor says:

    Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, indicated last night that he thought Mr Diamond should resign. “People at the top of these big banks who earned lots of money, they had these big fat bonuses when things went well,” he said.


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    Dr. Libor says:

    That is fucking funny!

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    I would see what time it says then ask someone else for the true time

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    Lord Ingit says:

    Oh, just enjoy the shit hitting the fan. Anarchy, Communitarianism and all that romantic stuff is for any potential survivors of something catastrophic that I’d be quite happy to miss out on. And so would you.

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    Put Cameron on Billy Liar !
    or Fantasy Island

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    Bob Diamond Geezer says:

    If I go down there’ll be plenty going with me!

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    Saffron says:

    Why are the British Ba**ards Corp seeing that Wimbledum is far more important than what is going on right now?.
    The sheeple have been and are being conned by powerful people who control the politico’s.
    Whatever Cammoron,Red Ed/McCluskey/O’Bummer/Ein Grosse Frau/The french plonker etc etc etc appear to say,don’t you believe.
    The agenda for this world was set many years ago,by powerful people who didn’t care a shite for sheeple in that they considered them expendable either by wars or economic hardship.
    We are now seeing the end game which is a combination of the two,can we as sheeple who have been marginalised avoid the coming disaster,IMHO we cannot as everything appears to be going their way.
    Will we survive as we know it,I absolutely would’nt want to try and guess.
    Goodnight to all.

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    Dr. Libor says:

    You stoopid fucking twat….anarchism (without rule) is what we have today…it’s called FREE-market anarchy….you fucking arese…the clue is in the word ‘free’!

    If there weren’t unfettered immigragration, our TFR would be less than 1. Think before you write you fuckwit.

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    Dr. Libor says:

    Double Diamond works wonders, works wonders!

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    In some way you can understand the bankers fiddling their figures. The state has been fiddling the figures for decades. Debt, unemployment, crime, school exam results, MP expenses are just a few examples that we all know about.

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    Mandy says:

    Lady and Bum Boy Mandelson?

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    confucious he says:

    I sense that you are not feeling the required love for this idea to work

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Herbert!!! – was pushing lie after lie after lie. She let him lie and lie and lie – from his rehersed script. He evaded the questions referring to a ‘prepared’ report. The MET and the other 42 Farces are totally corrupted and have been 100% politicised since at least 2007. In Power Labour used the to silence D Green. The shoe now is just on the other foot and the PIGS – are scum.

    The yank – Carrick …… spoke damned well and creates a problem for the Politicians and the bankers.

    Diamond at Parliament on American Independence day – will be total theatre. They can’t do him and he can’t do them – they’re all in it to’get’her.

  150. 150
    Tim Harvey Oswald (no relation) says:

    That Matthew Parris (Quote of the Day) can go f*ck himself as well. As I recall he’s been an MP and a journalist and now he’s trying to blame me for his abysmal f*ck-ups because I once voted for someone like him. I never wanted him and his mates to behave like jackasses.

  151. 151
    Calamity Clegg says:

    FibDems heading into oblivion: neck and neck with UKIP.

  152. 152
    confucious he says:

    well no, it is doable and requires all persons to want to act in a way that is beneficial for the society, so we can survive

  153. 153
    Dr. Libor says:

    If we took up your idea we would gratefully be taken over by a more paternallistic society like China that understands the long-term problems that capitalism couldn’t dream to address!

  154. 154
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Lord and Ladyboy. Lady and Lordgirl

  155. 155
    Dr. Libor says:

    And he’s a fucking turd burglar….stuffing it down our throats’n’all!

    Sometimes I feel ashamed not being gay!

  156. 156
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Cwis Bwyant for one. And half the Lib Dems.

  157. 157
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    O-oh !

  158. 158
    Aunty Matter says:

    Emily Talentless making an arse of herself on Newsnight. So what if plod numbers are being cut? They’re only going back down to the levels of just a few years ago and the Country didn’t fall apart then.

    I’d like to see a 20% cut in the BBC tax.

  159. 159
    Don't trust the Twat Nad's. says:

  160. 160
    Don't trust the Twat Nad. Dave will say anything to get his way. says:

  161. 161
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The Red Indians’ invaders still use imperial measurements in a lot of their industry … we’ve just about got an industry left – if we don’t fight against the Marxist Commie zioloon funded EU.

    They love to control economies – by keeping them in debt. The simple and only solution is to WIPE OUT THEIR – bullshit of Debt. What debt you fckers? – sling yer hooks. Simples.

  162. 162
    Tron says:

    I wish a Tory MP would say “Emily , who the fuck do you think you are talking to? Who elected you ?”

  163. 163
    confucious he says:

    I guess it is an astrophysical thing, the difference people feel, I for example am Aquarian my main concern is for humanity not for any personal gains. This is why although I do suggest that the ideal is anarchy ( where the law is embodied in the individual and therefor has no need of laws)
    I can see that as a stop gap it would probably be best if the Church took over administration while we weed out the crooks in government.
    over to you Elizabeth

  164. 164
    Julian Assange says:

    Any young girls want too come over to my embassy and hang out or get raped?

  165. 165
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Do the Chinese Communists embrace our type of ‘Corporate Governance’? Or do they kill any fcker who dares to speak out ‘properly’ against the fcking corrupted state.

    Britains got dissidents – The MSM are too kowed & craven to mention the UK ‘s dissidents – but are quite ‘happy’ to mention those in other jurisdictions – now why would that be?

    We are constantly conditioned and told that we have a ‘free press’ – think again the sheep amongst you.

  166. 166
    The Angel of Dearth says:

    Police numbers being cut? Who cares. When did you last see a member of the police ‘service’ on the street, anyway? If Ian Tomlinson’s anything to go by, the fewer plods the better.

  167. 167
    Blowing Whistles says:

    This is all a part of the ‘Performance’ / ‘theatricks’ that is being played out … they have to be seen to be throwing brickbats at one another and having a right old good spat between themselves. It’s such an old ‘trick’ – and wait for the MSM Journohounds & suckuppresspack to ‘ramp it all up’ – they’re doing it tonight while the papers are going to press ….

    Actors! Wancwhores Presstitutes.

  168. 168
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Yougov – huh! sorted them out a few years ago – and have every last pissy slanted vote they put out – including the £50 pound cheque. FU Kellner / Humphries / Stephen Skakespere and – whatis name fwit – he’s an MP now!!!

  169. 169
    We need a clear-out before we can have anarchy says:

    Yeah, not sure the population of Birminghamistan will be up for your “act in a way that is beneficial for the society” scheme, given that they do everything possible to stay totally separate from everybody else. Especially the bit about “a huge reduction in the population” – kind of against their ethos. Just like the “self replicating robotic devices” which is probably against the will of Allah. You know, “only Allah can create”, that kind of shit.

  170. 170
    confucious he says:

    open letter to the Queen of England
    please instate church officials in charge of national doings and instigate trials of individuals that might have conspired to enrich themselves at the populaces expense ( cough)

  171. 171
    Tachybaptus says:

    How can anybody be called Mardy Fish?

  172. 172
    Dr. Libor says:

    And less work for me!

  173. 173
    Dr. Libor says:

    Emily is a kosher Ltd company…i.e. not paye

  174. 174
    Dr. Libor says:

    A fucking good reason women (wo-men) should not be placed into positions of power…

    Women ‘deliberately post ugly photos of friends online’

    One in four women deliberately puts unflattering photographs of their friends wearing bikinis on social networking websites such as Facebook, according to a new study.


  175. 175
    confucious he says:


  176. 176
    AC1 says:

    Nadine is still a swivel eyed head banging fruit loop.

  177. 177
    confucious he says:

    weather seems really strange doesn’t it ? a bit like in those disaster movies, where will will all meet if it all goes apeshit and none of the phones work ?

  178. 178
    Damn lies and statistics says:

    BBC Headline. 2012 is the wettest June on record.

    Except they fail to mention the actual data. England June 2012 142.6 mm and England June 2007 146 mm.

    It was the bog trotters who got wettest and North West Jockland had lower than average rainfall.

  179. 179
    AC1 says:

    1/ Kill all those objected to my ideas!
    2/ ??????
    3/ UTOPIA!

  180. 180
    AC1 says:

    Exactly! Politicians act in their own interests not ours.

    Things like the NHS allow them to meddle with our lives more. The fact the NHS kills us in the 100,000s a year is irrelevant.

  181. 181
    AC1 says:

    Says Howe rubbish he was. Mrs Thatcher (PBUH) didn’t deserve such dismal assistance.

  182. 182
    AC1 says:

    Gaylord and Ladyboy?

  183. 183
    Another Engineer says:

    Strаngе іn whаt wаy? It іs summеr, іt rаіns. Whаt’s nеw?

  184. 184
    Call me Dave says:

    No Nadine, I said you were a:

    Fruitcake, loony and closet racist


  185. 185
    AC1 says:

    Yes, but look at what it’s done to their economies….


  186. 186
    AC1 says:

    13% of people are VERY VERY stupid.

  187. 187
    The BBC says:

    It’s all about london When we say the UK, Great Britain or England, then we mean London.

  188. 188
    AC1 says:

    Someone will be buying the shares.

  189. 189
    The Socialist BBC says:

    Andrew Marr’s oh so socialist start the week was praising the fact that Somalia London was more advanced than the rest of the country.

    He even had some twat on praising Scargill for trying to protect brave miners who had made this country great complete with Marr’s hums whenever a socialist point was made. These Hunts have never lived outside London and know fuck all about fuck all. Needless to say the EUSSR is considered essential to London by the Marr Cult.

  190. 190
    The Paragnostic says:

    Dunno, but the image of Nemo throwing a hissy fit springs to mind…

  191. 191
    Not a machine wondering how crowded the cod end may become says:

    Meanwhile across the channel , Ed the youngers tie up with the new socialist presedent Mosiure Hollande is already bearing fruit , a 23bn euro black hole has been discovered on the books , and hes got to make 43bn euros worth of cuts . vive la austerity . What advice should Ed give him , too far too fast , have an media enquiry , blame it on Mrs T .
    Now I am sure that while adjusting Libor is causing tweets to become squawks , the banks may have been poorly regulated , but what about government accounts I mean was it not Labour who had at least £30bn hidden off the books ? and yet so many bankers in the government . I mean it cannot be a bankers decision to run the gov accounts in such a way so as to adjust and create such glowing budgets that had so much debt hidden , perhaps Ed would enjoy an enquiry into that aspect …….:)

    By the looks of things our hidden debts have easily beaten Frances , I wonder if Ed brags about it to his EU socialist chums , I wonder if Labour have any further thoughts wether it was such a brilliant idea to bugger the economy and sell off the gold .

  192. 192
    Tony Blair says:

    New Liebor. I like it

  193. 193
    Labour PCC leaflets says:

    Labours PCC leaflets : http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/labour-pcc.html

  194. 194
    Not a machine says:

    News round for Ewoks : special report by C3PO on EU summit

    Enddodo me see big gathering , ne ha many many limosuines , big hitters assemble in belly of imperial debt star . Jabba the Hut , eurozone trade alliance , the grand moff bailout and Herman Vader (gweer hwoo) . After many cycles of twin suns of tattoine , still looked like big cashless desert and waste of midichlorians .
    Along came Dave skywalker (sound of lightsabre being drawn) , “many bothams have emptied there purses for this “, Herman Vader recoiled , “soon you will know the power of the dark side with this fully operational debt star ….. ” . Obiwan Farrage gave warning “told you it would never work he just a bank clerk” and ne ne master yoda “full of piss and vineger ,this summit is , turned to the dark side they have ”

    Dave skywalker left tired “may the farce be with you “

  195. 195
    The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club says:

    Where did we go wrong?

  196. 196
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Start the propaganda when they’re too young and trusting to question the story, keep the story consistent over a period of years and they’ll (nine-tenths of ‘em) never think of questioning it as adults.

    They will parrot your line as if they thought it up for themselves.

  197. 197
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    ‘Self-replicating robot devices’ would turn out to be (just like Soylent Green) PEOPLE. What a nasty, Communistic dystopia your fantasy world would be.

    Even James Lovelock has recanted from such sly misanthropism.

  198. 198
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That John Craven has aged well, hasn’t he dear?

  199. 199
    D L George says:

    “fully operational debt star” :-D

    Hang on machine, thought you retired?

  200. 200
    Earwig O again says:

    Tone and Slotgob – the Good Life

  201. 201
    Earwig O again says:

    Looks like Sleeping Beauty to me – although I have needed a new monitor for the past six months.

  202. 202
    Earwig O again says:

    Swan Vestas going up/down the Swannee?

  203. 203
    JH says:

    Yeah, and Ralphie was an Academic. I thought it was all leather elbow patches and dusty studies in tumbledown houses. But not for Mili Senior and his boys. Oh no. Bigger things and all that.

    I wonder if the BBC is going to try it on again in an attempt to paint Ralph (Who?) Milliband as one of C20’s greatest ‘thinkers’ (read: insidious Gramscian fifth columns).

    The last effort fell a bit flat.

  204. 204
    Veronica says:

    Pity really that John Craven became a countryphile cheese.

  205. 205
    Gonk says:

    Well Well

  206. 206
    Earwig O again says:

    The brilliant discourse by AWolsco should be required reading in all schools and in the HoC.

  207. 207
    Earwig O again says:

    Not if you are standing by the north pole looking down the globe!

  208. 208
    Pop goes the weaasel says:

    It’s what happens when you let wimmin into the higher reaches….

  209. 209
    Pop goes the weaasel says:

    Well, he could have been called Kettla (or Kettler)

  210. 210
    Lou Scannon says:

    Oh dear. Time to send the mossies up the fjords again ?


    BTW your condition is known as ‘sanity’.

  211. 211
    Lou Scannon says:

    or Tuesday Weld …

  212. 212
    Pop goes the weasel says:

    Aunty, I, and I am sure many others too, would prefer to see a 120% cut in the BBC tax.

  213. 213
    Dalek alert says:

    FFS, get a bludi spelcheka

  214. 214
  215. 215
    Dalek alert says:

    Most of us here wish he would!

  216. 216
    GPS says:

    You shoulda turned left at Tooting.

  217. 217
    David Cameron says:

    Good Morning comrades

    Fraternal greetings.

    All power to the Leader.

  218. 218
    Archer Karcher says:

    You can thank dickhead Dave for the BBC’s continued agitprop agenda. The time to move against the BBC was day 1 2010. He bottled it and has paid for it ever since. Not that I could care less, the idiot is his own worst enemy.

  219. 219
    Lou Scannon says:

    To whom do you refer ? Who do you take orders from ?

  220. 220
    Archer Karcher says:

    There’s billions in government subsidies in them there bird mincers. As long as taxpayers are forced to foot the bill for the “wind power, clean energy” garbage, then there will always be a parasite lurking for a quick taxpayer buck.

  221. 221
    o cromwell says:

    What a shameful lightweight made-in-brussels Clegg is.
    And to think I waged a civil war so that empty vessels like him could lord it over you. B
    ring back Prescott as Deputy PM.
    Even he made a weightier contribution to debate than the Lib con intellectual flyweights,

  222. 222
    National Socialist says:

    Bye bye Bob…

  223. 223
    David Cameron says:

    If Robert Diamond can resign,so can I !

  224. 224
    Be quiet little people says:

    I alled last Friday a 3-7 day market before Diamond geezer quit.

    You left of centre Tory luvvies told me I was talking bollox.

    Well when you apologists for a Conservative party awake from your Dave trance you will realise the majority of the true party now voting UKIP were correct all along.

    So carry on running your institutionally rotten local authorities whilst the real men take the colours of the Union to commercial battle and do something positive for the UK

    Let’s hope we see a few orange jumpsuits being worn by the end of the day.

  225. 225
    Comrade Scalded Bollock says:

    Stand down now,Prime Minister,you know it makes sense.

  226. 226
    Eton Fags had it all at Florea says:

    Morally reprehensible, we are still waiting for you to go Dave

  227. 227
    David Cameron says:

    Sam and I were driving home and ran over a Badger, we got out and found it still breathing but freezing cold. I said to Sam “Put it between your legs to warm it up”, she replies “But it’s all wet and it stinks”, “Well hold the Badgers nose then!”

  228. 228
    M says:

    ivor the last thing any government wants is too much education .
    The population could wake up to how much it gets screwed over .
    Much better to administer the “correct” indoctrination oops I ment education to vote correctly.
    To much education & the public would vote MPs off their gravy trains

  229. 229
    Mark Wouters says:

    The recent banking scandal may involve “rocks in Frocks”Freemasons!,Tories are first in line.
    The Levinson opera features Bankers all round the world for fraud and dirty dealing ,they seem to be regular Criminals ,Lets have some serious Punnishments and retribution .

  230. 230
    TomCatesby says:

    Clegg says the Lords is an, ‘affront to an open society’. Pity he doesn’t think a chance for the British people to give an opinion about a major constitutional change concerning the way we are ‘governed’, through a referendum isn’t an affront to open society and democracy, but then of course he wouldn’t want to risk his ‘Lib Dem’ A.V bullshit and the chance of a built in ‘Cleggite’ majority in the lords, given a kicking via a referendum by the British people again.

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