June 29th, 2012

Man Douses Himself With Petrol, Lefties Explode

There’s a horrible story doing the rounds today after a man tried to set himself alight outside a Birmingham job centre. The man apparently tied himself to the railings outside the building before dousing himself with flammable liquid and setting his legs alight. Given the price of petrol, this was obviously a well thought out plan.

The usual suspects, plus others who should know better, have been quick to scream that this is the consequence of “austerity”. A particularly unedifying spin. However there appears to be no reason to believe that this had anything to do with the lack of jobs available to this man. Instead, eyewitnesses report, that the man was shouting about a screw up in receiving his benefits.

If only Labour’s 5-point plan for jobs and growth had been in place, he would have been fine, right?


259 Comments

  1. 1
    Vrrrroooommmmmmm says:

    Ha, Fucking loonies!!!

    • 3
      Wee Dave says:

      “Austerity, austerity.”

      Fucking bullshit. The guy clearly has mental issues.

      Wee Dave

    • 12
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      The headlines of the British Buggery Corp and the guardian will liken this nutter to the Buddhist monks in Tibet who used this form of protest against the chinks. Tony bee and two eds flanders will be sobbing on screen

      • 48
        Archer Karcher says:

        “the man was shouting about a screw up in receiving his benefits.”

        Which goes to show how useless all governments are in providing “solutions”. Setting yourself on fire about it, demonstrates the peron was clearly mentally unstable. The result of socialist inspired “care in the community” no doubt.

        Lefties whining about the failure of their own policies and handiwork, as always.

        • 60
          jgm2 says:

          He’s four years too late looking for a job. I’m sure the Maximum Imbecile could have found him a job where his pyrotechnic skills could be put to use – burning all the fucking money.

        • 74
          Disliker of Bankers says:

          I am beginning to know how he feels. I bet there will be a number of offences identified by the CPS – meanwhile you can all but bankrupt a country (are we there yet?) and no expert in the Dept. of (In) Justice can even think of what to charge bankers with who are clearly guilty. Obtaining a pecuniary advantage perhaps? Common Law fraud? Come on! The gaols are awaiting Diamond Geezers.

          • jgm2 says:

            You’ve fallen for the BBC/Labour lie.

            It wasn’t the bankers. It was the Labour government who almost bank*r*upt the fucking country. In fact the only reason we’re not bank*r*upt is because since we can print our own money we can never, technically, be bank*r*upt since we can always just print more fucking money.

            Unless you’re Zimbabwe who finally printed so much money that, in the end, they couldn’t even afford paper or ink to create more money with. Although I wouldn’t entirely rule out that scenario if the Maximum Imbecile had won the 2010 election. In fact I don’t entirely rule out that scenario if the proto-Imbecile gets in in 2015.

          • an inglishmans home is his negative equity says:

            The bankers are still guilty in the same way the camp guards were in talking their orders from the high command. All are complicit and all should be prosecuted.

          • jgm2 says:

            In that case we should jail the fucking imbecile voters too in the same way that we bombed Dresden and for the same reasons.

          • Trahison des Clercs says:

            I can suggest a good way to implement the King of BoE’s recommendation – a shift of location of all of the Fockers to a place of execution and hanged by the neck until dead. Failing that, shoot the lot.

        • 215
          Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

          He should come and live in Liverpool (A beacon of Christianity). We understand everything about benefits up here.

    • 21
      M says:

      labour still no policies , well not ones they dare talk about .
      So dubious links to austerity then scream .

      Volcano explodes in Pompeii is a clear show of anger at this Tory austerity package

    • 35
      a statement on behalf of the looney left says:

    • 122
      AC1 says:

      Was he trying on the trousers Gordo Brown wore @ Leveson

      • 232
        Pickled Wizard says:

        I think you’ll find that mc broonshoes didnae wear those trous – they were in fact airbrushed in by murdochs lackies

  2. 2
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Shame it wasn’t Tony Blair – If he set himself on fire – I dare say nobody in their right mind would pee on him.

  3. 4
    Lunatic says:

    He is too mental to work.

  4. 5
    Andrew Efiong says:

    He probably qualifies for disability benefit now.

  5. 6
    The Labour 'Only We Care' Party says:

    Poor, poor man. Nasty, nasty Tories.

  6. 7
    Q says:

    Looking on the bright side, he may be entitled to invalidity benefits now

  7. 8
    Anonymous says:

    ANOTHER CASE OF THE TORIES LAUGHING AT ORDINARY PEOPLE AND HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO COMPASSION

    • 13
      Captain Birzay says:

      Ordinary people don’t set themselves on fire.

      • 69
        Archer Karcher says:

        Ordinary people?

        Do these “ordinary people” live anywhere near you? Do “ordinary people” in your street set fire to themselves all the time where you live?

        Thought not.

      • 79
        Dobbie says:

        It was an Egyptian fruit seller who did the same and started the Arab Spring — maybe something may come of it.

        • 93
          jgm2 says:

          I thought it was a Tunisian fruit seller.

          I don’t think he was complaining about his benefits not coming through.

          • AC1 says:

            He was complaining about petty corruption and bureaucracy ruining his business selling fruit.

            Hence why you don’t hear the MSM give out the reasons.

          • Pickled Wizard says:

            If that was the case, Cornwall would be on fire in seconds!

        • 109
          Another fine mess from Dave & co says:

          And what a bloody mess all that Arab Spring malarkey turned into…we’ve probably put a worse lot in place now than we had before but then again that’s what comes of supporting factions who you know fuck all about to keep the Guardian and BBC happy. Now they’re trying it again over Syria

          • jgm2 says:

            On the upside they didn’t rig a fake dossier to justify a ground war involving British troops.

            Whatever the locals in Libya or Syria or Egypt or any of these other shitholes get up to is entirely up to them. I say that our only duty to them is to make sure that both sides get all the guns and ammunition they need. And that they pay cash.

          • AC1 says:

            > Whatever the locals in Libya or Syria or Egypt or any of these other shitholes get up to is entirely up to them.

            Only if we quarantine Islam off. They have a habit of leaving and ruining other nicer parts of the world outside their utopia.

        • 127
          AC1 says:

          Egypt is on the verge of being run by a bunch of Islamists…

    • 18
      Vrrrroooommmmmmm says:

      “ANOTHER CASE OF THE TAXPAYERS LAUGHING AT PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON BENEFITS AS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE AND HAVING ABSOLUTELY NO COMPASSION”

      Fixed it for you.

    • 19
      jgm2 says:

      I would comment but I’ve got a whole baby to finish off before dinner.

    • 42
      Gonk says:

      We all know you’ve got shed loads of compassion. You’re overflowing with the stuff.
      So much so, that you’re going to find out where this fella lives, aren’t you ?
      Look it up, go on. Then you’re going round his gaff and give him some money.
      Right now, without fail. immediately.

    • 43

      Ordinary? Self immolation?

      I claim my £5, as you ARE RetardEd’s sick love child fathered by buggering Ed Ballsup – no ordinary person would be SO mentally challenged as to try and suggest…. oh yeah, sorry, it’s from Heynonnynonny.

      Nonny – fuck off, you irredeemable twat.

    • 141
      Rh- says:

      obviously he had to be on benefits … With all the tax I pay, I cant afford the petrol to immolate myself!

    • 146
      Sandra says:

      Hysterical. Calm down man.

      Only the left wing would use the act of a desperately ill person to further their cause & slander & smear their opponents.

      You really are a gross bunch of nasty hypocrits on the left.

  8. 10
    You have to be delusional to vote Labour. says:

    Labour’s economic fuck ups are driving people nuts.

    • 217
      taC eht abbaJ says:

      It’s Labour’s cretinous children, like Laurie Penny and Owen Jones that have me seriously considering being a serial killer again…

  9. 11
    Starfish says:

    I was the 5 point plan

  10. 14
    Culture of Entitlement says:

    Its my fault

  11. 15

    Presumably in the Ashmore Park area?

  12. 16
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    The truth is that He had just won tickets to the Millitwats dinner

  13. 17
    Ed Balls says:

    Another clusterfuck by Osborne. If he had only put the duty up like I suggested he should

    • 26
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      He could have been told that he has been appointed as bollocks balls SPaD

  14. 20
    Brown's legacy says:

    Loony tunes is a symptom of the Brown tùrd’s and Ballsup legacy.

  15. 24
    o cromwell says:

    for fuck’s sake there hasn’t been any austerity. george Osbrowne is continuity McDoom taxing, borrowing and spending on useless fucking regulkators, equality tsars and the endles sfucking EUSSR

  16. 25
    me! says:

    So how many carbon credits does he owe the EU now?

    • 39
      Cleggie says:

      Don’t worry we will plant a wind turbine in his honour

    • 41
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      ROFLMFAO

    • 47

      Why?

      Did he have an emission first?

    • 195
      Bobbing along on the crest of the wave... says:

      Bloke on the telly today makes pies somewhere in Oz. Seems his ovens spew out several hundred tons of whatever so now he now has to spew out even more by making another 8000 pies a day just to be able to afford to pay that Welsh idiot woman they elected as Prime Minister’s “carbon tax”. Loopy cow.

  17. 28
    jgm2 says:

    Poor bastard.

    We should fire those striking bus dr*i*vers then this chap could get a job.

    • 56

      Or set fire to THEM. Cnuts.

      Having said that, I would rather drag myself along the ground on bleeding stumps rather than give a single penny travelling on a scum shovel.

      • 200
        Trahison des Clercs says:

        Both of my sons-in-law are said ‘ bus driving scum’ and neither of them wanted to strike. One arranged take day’s holiday on that day. The other who worked for one of the larger bus companies was refused leave and was intimidated by McMonkey’s bully-boys into ‘striking’ and lost a day’s pay. Don’t forget that only a small majority those who voted, were responsible for this strike.

        • 245
          Cantychops says:

          Some of the local ones were lucky enough to work for a company where the strike ballot was formally defective and got struck down by the courts.

          They got to appear like heroes to their grateful passengers, earned a day’s pay for a day’s work and can look forward to pocketing whatever Olympics-related Danegeld gets extorted out of TfL, or whoever it is.

  18. 30
    Anonymous says:

    typical Tory comments from the unhinged right-wing.

    pathetic .

    • 33
      jgm2 says:

      Typical bedwetter. Not thinking of the burden he’s going to be on the tax-payer funded NHS.

    • 44
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Sorry but he is one that is unhinged, he set fire to himself, unless you consider that normal behaviour

    • 53
      Calamity Clegg says:

      Tsk ! That’s more anthropomorphic global warming. We’ll send you the tax bill for the damage to the environment.

    • 203
      Trahison des Clercs says:

      You and McMonkey would be very happy in bed together Onanymist

  19. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    Liar liar, pants on fire

  20. 36

    Did Sugar tell him You’re fired?

  21. 38
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Alright the books open. How long will it take for the Millitwat to start tweeting, goody, goody another bandwagon to jump

  22. 39
    Plod says:

    We arrested this man for impersonating a firework, of course we let him off immediately!

    • 49
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      He should be fined for exceeding CO2 targets.

      • 126
        Another Plod says:

        If we’d caught him drinking battery acid, we would have charged him.

    • 197
      Bobbing along on the crest of the wave... says:

      After shoving a squid up his backside and giving him a rocket we hope!

  23. 45
    Inspector Morse says:

    How did he set himself on fire if his hands were tied to the railing?

  24. 50
  25. 51
    Social Meeja says:

    I think I know this man, I’ll look him up on Friends Reignited!

  26. 52
    The Bongler says:

    I hope the NHS sues him to recover the cost of treating his injuries.

  27. 54
    jgm2 says:

    I’m not seeing any mention of this on the BBC website nor, for that matter, on SKY or The Grauniad.

    Is this for real or an urban myth?

    I’d have thought if anybody had burned more than their shoe-laces or singed their eyebrows the BBC and The Grauniad would be filled with wall-to-wall ‘British Spring’ headlines.

  28. 55
    The Public says:

    He can now arse about legitimately

  29. 57
    illogical says:

    The poor sad man.
    Definitely a cry for help.
    I’ve got a spare can in the garage if he needs it.

  30. 59
    annette curton says:

    HSBC to blame.

  31. 63
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Cheeky fucker, it’s not even November 5th yet.

  32. 64
    Inspector Morse says:

    I smell bull or is it just sloppy journalism from trinity.

  33. 65

    Is it just me, or is anyone else seeing the synchronicity, where a bloke on fire is being commented on on a site named after a bloke who was……….?

  34. 67
    annette curton says:

    H-S-B-C to B-L-A-M-E (that better modbot?).

  35. 68
    Emperor von rumpuy says:

    Dave ‘n’ Nick, and Gideon are my little puppets

  36. 70

    There is a serious side to this. The current governments policies are causing distress. And some of these people are without doubt considering suicide. Imagine for a moment that you lose your job unexpectedly (corporate restruction or whatever), suddenly you can’t afford to maintain your lifestyle and your debts suddenly look menacing. Your wife can’t do without her riding lessons (behave now) and your kids need their toys. Soon arguments start. Divorce and homlessness. It happens regularly. Probably more so now. And when you no longer keep up your private healthcare, just wait till you find that your will be diagnosed but not be treated, that is also increasingly common. The governments plan may have worked if the economy grew, but with the way things are, the devastation of lives will continue.
    I have had to turn to writing erotic fiction (porn if you like) others will turn to crime. Unless there is a sustained economic recovery with jobs paying decent wages (you need both) our society will continue to melt down, and we have seen nothing yet – just wait until more and more people are at their wits end about surviving. And brilliantly that is likely to time nicely for the next general election. The trouble is the damage has been done, and unless our government are willing to think outside the box and be braver when dealing with bankers and all those other people who offer post government jobs, the only silver lining is an economic recovery with well paid jobs for everyone. Sadly I dont see that happening anytime soon, unless Europe gets[and even if] its act together. And I know from American relatives that the US are pinning hopes on Europe as well. Should have given me the EU Presidents job I would have opened hearts but my cv fell on deaf ears. :)

    • 86
      Mord says:

      Paragraphs dear, paragraphs. My eyes ain’t what they used to be.

    • 144
      AC1 says:

      You shouldn’t be let near a whelk stall.

    • 171
      The Paragnostic says:

      I have had to turn to writing erotic fiction (porn if you like) others will turn to crime.

      You are Alistair Campbell and I claim my £5.

    • 228
      Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

      Talking of CVs, what ever happened to Quentin Letts’ application to become DG of the Bolshevik Brainwashing Corporation ?

  37. 72
    Mental says:

    Bit extreme.

  38. 73
    jgm2 says:

    Anybody who can afford to buy enough petrol to immolate themselves with would be better advised to spend the money on food.

  39. 75
    Legal Crook says:

    Was he Scottish, did he throw any Nokia’s and was he screaming for NURSEY. We must be told!

  40. 78
    BBC NEWS says:

    It’s all down to global warming… and Tory cuts!

  41. 80
  42. 83
    Brum says:

    It was Selly Oak Jobcentre Plus – Silly Oaf

  43. 87
  44. 90
    Brown's bullshitting corporation says:

    What an arse.

  45. 94
    albacore says:

    Exploding lefties? Now you’re talking, Fawkes
    Trouble is, there’s a surfeit of such dorks
    You still ain’t blown up those Parliament Houses
    Let alone the rest of the Mickey Mouses

  46. 101
    Spokesperson for "The Nasty Party" says:

    There are lessons to learned and it will brought to the attention of that one-term Prime Minister,Dave Cameron.

  47. 110
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Love to know what the millitwat is demostrating

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4sn2vdfqp1qfqz3ao1_400.jpg

  48. 113
    Sammy Statt says:

    That’s one way to get a pair of Hot Pants

  49. 125
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Perhaps he was a drunken jock thinking it was Burns night.

  50. 135
    Ol' Blue Eyes says:

    One less sponger.

  51. 136
    Brummie Tory says:

    It must have been Fatso Watson trying to attract attention again

    Or perhaps it was Liam Byrne trying to get elected to Birmingham Council

  52. 147
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Politicians are fair game and I would usually be the last to cry bad taste given some of my posts – but am I the only one who feels Guido has overstepped the mark by exploiting a tragedy, whatever its cause? This seems like lowering yourself to the level of Balls or Gove.

    • 200
      Archer Karcher says:

      Tradegy?

      You are a special needs patient and have unauthorised internet access. Press the button next to you for immediate help.

      • 223
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        Go back to your homework or nanny will take away your sweeties. You should also have a bath to wash away the stink.

  53. 149
    Mr Jay and Mrs Milliband says:

    We will defend all these poor, suffering people

    On £5,000 per day, of course

    • 152
      Lord Levinson and his legal cowboys says:

      Please stay for a while

      We will pay you £10,000 per day

  54. 159
    Golly says:

    A bloke jumped to his death off the top of the Acropolis yesterday.

  55. 160
    The washed out festival. says:

    A barbaque in this weather!

  56. 161
    Anonymous says:

    So how many of you know this person?

    How many of you, that freely comment, know exactly what happened and what it was about?

    NONE!!

    Most of the comments on here prove, once and for all, that tories are vile scum

    the nature of this blog has descended into the gutter and it’s not somewhere I want to be any more

    FUCK OFF

    it’s all about the money isn’t it

    • 172
      The General Public says:

      You never had anything remotely of interest to say anyway. Don’t let the door hit you on the arse!

    • 173
      Steve Miliband says:

      Good bye

    • 175
      jgm2 says:

      it’s all about the money isn’t it

      Yes it is. There’s none left. That’s the problem.

      • 180
        Dirty Desmondo says:

        Not true

        I have pots of money from my porno

        That’s why I have hired Guido and his sidecar

    • 207
      Archer Karcher says:

      Oh my how terrible, nutter does what nutters do. Thankfully only to himself.

    • 213
      Evie says:

      Anonymong – I am very upset that you feel the need to leave this blog [stifles giggles], but you have your ideals to cling on to, not to mention your sense of humour!

      Goodbye you miserable sod, and may your misery follow you round for a very long time. xx

    • 234
      JH says:

      …because of course, only Lefties are allowed to comment on this aren’t they, to wring out a bit of tribal advantage of course. Those eeevil Tories drove him to it etc.

      Anyway, why the strop, anon? Have the prices gone up at the Nelson Mandela bar down the Student Union or something?

      Please don’t go. Reading your drivel utterly vindicates my world view.

    • 239
      All omnipotent sky fairy says:

      So I take it from your comments that you personally know this person?……….

      No thought not. Go and piss the bed elsewhere and collect a full refund on your way out. But don’t declare it to social of course.

  57. 164
    David Wisteria says:

    I trust none of these fuckng eurobonds will be used to pay social benefits which the receiving state could not otherwise pay.

    Personally I am right behind Francois Hollande on this one but as soon as he gets his finger out of his arse and agrees to a cross european retirement age of 67 the better.

  58. 167
    Mirco Guido's Mossad handler says:

    We’re going to bomb women and children again in Occupied Palestine

    Get the propaganda ready please

    • 181
      The Paragnostic says:

      Shhh!! Look over there! Syria!

    • 186
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      Not before time, teach them to act as human shields for our brave raghead brothers

    • 210
      Archer Karcher says:

      Occupied Palestined?

      Middle East history not your strong suit? Pop over to Thickos’R'Us and take out a history lesson.

      • 211
        Archer Karcher says:

        Palestine* First answer not properly deleted due to bad taste content.

  59. 177
    Mr Jay and Mrs Milliband says:

    I’m glad you refer to his Ultimate Over Lordship Leveson as Lesson, Guido

    You are learning

    Or perhaps you are taking the proverbial Michael out of us, again?

    In which case you are in contempt, again…

    • 179
      Debrett's says:

      His Londship’s real name is Levinson

      Smoothed to Leveson, for obvious reasons

      Sounds better in Court

      Like “Mister Jay” you see (who will soon get a hereditary Dukedom if he goes on being so superbly brilliant…)

      • 182
        Shillings and Pence and Moral Collapse says:

        We will get you for remarks like that

        Especially since the bankers can no longer pay us to take you all to Court and get injunctions and damages imposed on you (damn the bankers, they are true criminals and even we cannot sue to protect them now)

  60. 187
    The Brown shitst@ins @ the bbc can Jog On says:

    Strange the intellectually crippled brainwashers at the BBC are not reporting this.

    • 190
      jgm2 says:

      Indeed. Or the Grauniad.

      I’m beginning to think it’s an urban myth. A wind-up to get the bedwetters frothing at the mouth with self-righteous, sanctimonious ‘I’m-so-caring-and-the-T*ries-are-evil’ self congratulation.

  61. 194
    steve durrant says:

    Blimey! Are labour left wing? Who had any idea of that? I’m sure many will be sad at this news, his failure to die means he will remain a burden – another small obstacle to giving lots and lots of money to banks. Whisper it, but suicide is at least a partial silent final solution for untermensch just not clever enough to make in honest and productive roles such as finance capital.

  62. 196
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps the bloke was trying to start the Bonfire of the Quango’s … that we woz all promised … won’t mention the referendum on the EU either – oh I did oh well.

  63. 204
    I don't need no doctor says:

    If Blair and Brown had not fucked up our country, then the incident would never have happened. I know I can’t prove this but it just as stupid as comments from the left.
    Blair and Brown have been replaced by stpid twats Miliband and Balls.

  64. 212
    not a machine says:

    The interesting thing to me about the EU meeting , was the fact that “we have agreed” was being touted as it is all over and done , I thought I was hearing specualtive speechs rather than immediate framework ones , put it this way when Sir Leon Brittain finds prime spot on Bloomberg , you get the impression that a pro feel indifferent manouver was going on .
    The PM however gave a slightly different impression in that he had spent some effort into ensuring that the EU market was a seperate thing from fiscal euro union structures , indeed I applaud his nowse from the rooftops , as it was perhaps the most visbly scourroulous idea that appeared on the table .
    The PM perhaps explained his practicle euroscepticsm thoughts a little more and avoided an immediate stampede , to begin a full exit . I cannot fault his thinking that there is still some need for consideration , but then quite a lot depends on how the EU is going to raise and use its bailout monies , which from where I sit , leaves me with so many doubts .

    We now have a UK banks story to unravel , much of which relates to the Labour years . The PM was so on the nail , with his remark about getting retail banking sorted as a near Uk poorly treated customer service matter, I nearly fainted . Indeed so much of the UKs banking reputation was based on its freedoms and responsibilites at the small level , this quick delve into the thoughts about master and servant , and capital in small ways was like seeing some real and not cyber ,ray of hope . However that remark leads to further possibilities and thoughts , the immediate ones around the foundations of peoples lives and ensuring that banking sobers up in the respect for looking after peoples lives , by doing the right things in retail banking , rather than popping the Bolinger when so much is at risk or gone down the drain .

    It cannot be unnoticed by the public , that people in offices are awarded vast payments for deals that in effect use there capital , whilst the public endure death spiral fees , and low earners are left with legal shark lenders at 1700% APR to get by month by month . Again it was the ruin who opened the personal credit taps , and created the experian long list of the credit unwashed which banks no longer want to do business with , but that perhaps is a demand side problem , more than a job creation one .

    So was the EU meeting the big deal ?? , bailouts and credit lines of course ease the immediate pressures , but I saw nothing on implimentaion , nor any analysis of the different problems , nor much about fiscal union . I do not see how the tools directed so far are a big bazooka where the whole thing gets levered into growth , in stead I see one of 6 months of bail out actions and uncertenity about deficets and fiscal union structures , the outcomes for which are not clear , as how can you stablise when the game of inter eurozone lending is still masking the deficets ?? I would have thought knowing the deficets and working on them would have been pre to realeasing money to work effectively .
    I perhaps go back to 6 months ago when the request was about for 1trn euros fund to lever up to 2 or 3 trn , this was the assesment of what was required to make the eurozone as whole , work . The less lavish solution avaiable now means a great deal of hard work and accurate audits and assessments , which doesnt seem to have been present at this round .
    Does the eurozone have responsibilities to present honest and accurate figures to the EU members , again is a question the unelected seem not to have spoken about , while procuring the warm simplistic tones of bailout the only requirement .

    I think the PM did a fairly decent job , he seemed a bit frustrated, but there was quite a bit going off and he seemed to have fought very hard for keeping and EU market free from Eurozone entanglements (which is a worry in its self about how the EU thinks with its back against the wall) . It is perhaps all theres to cock up in the end , needing bailouts little explains the why of them , somthing they speak so little about as if they did , they may have to decide how to act upon them .

    Could be a new magazine title “Practicle eurosceptic” …… design and build in your own home , a complete series of documents to stop a whole continent dying of cockwaffle .:)

    • 225
      Dripping with sarcasm says:

      Not A machine, your a bit of a character on here are you not. I see what you did, call yourself not a machine then print a swathe of machine like text. Your a funny guy.

  65. 236
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Says the left are hijacking this story. Proceeds to hijack this story.

  66. 237
    anonymous says:

    Speaking of mental illness, has anyone ever told you that you guys have all of the classic symptoms of sociopathy? You think it’s funny that someone has set themselves on fire and the use it to score points against the opposition – who have been out of power for more than 2 years? That’s pretty fucking nuts right there. Still I’m sure you’ll have glib comeback. Let me guess: Blah blah looney left blah blah debt blah blah immigrants blah blah BBC bias blah blah.

    Was the guy who set himself on fire also biased against our caring Tory government who, even if you do blame Labour, have had 2 years to put it right? I guess he must have been and it was just his own fault for not fitting into the system huh?

    • 238
      AC1 says:

      Says a person using someone who set themselves on fire to score political points.

      Do you know that Freudian projection is a symptom of Marxist mentalism?

    • 240
      Quisling says:

      And what exactly makes you qualified to accuse all on this blog of being Tory?
      How very dare you. I hate them all the same regardless of whether they are left or right. The only thing they have in common is their self interest.

  67. 241
    Compassionate Leftie says:

    You odious, self aggrandising, pompous, hateful man. You think that this is a laughing matter, a man so desperate that he sees no option but to harm himself this way. In this one post you’ve shown yourself to be a complete and utter Hunt with NO empathy or compassion for your fellow human being. But there again you’re not human, you’re a Tory, with a wallet for a heart and an accountant’s calculator for a ‘brain’. I bet you’re really some right-wing journo who delights in stigmatising the poor, deriding the disabled, and spit on NHS workers.

    You’re a vile excuse for a man, and your commentators are just as bad as you.

    • 250
      Socialism = Starvation says:

      So why didn’t you offer to help that person out? I doubt you would have given him your own money.

  68. 242
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido” you’re a Hunt

  69. 243
    Anonymous says:

    Taking the piss out of somebody so desperate is contemptible. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Start behaving like fucking adults.

  70. 244
    Socialism = Starvation says:

    Setting yourself on fire is hardly ‘actively seeking work’. Stop his benefits.

  71. 246
    Robert D Hare says:

    I trust those who thin that it is in some way amusing that a man immolates himself, have checked themselves against the Hare Checklist for Psychopathy.

    When you have stopped laughing and crowing, see how many of these descriptions fit:

    Personality “Aggressive narcissism”
    Glibness/superficial charm
    Grandiose sense of self-worth
    Pathological lying
    Cunning/manipulative
    Lack of remorse or guilt
    Shallow affect (genuine emotion is short-lived and egocentric)
    Callousness; lack of empathy
    Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
    Parasitic lifestyle
    Poor behavioral control
    Lack of realistic long-term goals
    Impulsivity
    Irresponsibility

    • 249
      Socialism = Starvation says:

      That’s many ways to describe a typical Socialist, one particular Labour ex-PM jumps out of that unscientific list.

  72. 247
    See you on the lampost says:

    Some disgusting comments on here from right wing zealots. Hang your heads in shame. Or just hang.

  73. 248
    Anonymous says:

    You are a complete Hunt. Hope you die Guido Fawkes of a horrible death, cancer, along with all of your family also.

  74. 252
    Anonymous says:

    To mock a man who sets himself alight outside a Jobcentre because he’s had his benefits stopped is extremely cold and callous but what you come to expect from the freezing cold compassionate Guido Fawkes and his right wing ragtag followers here.
    Do you know the man in question? Why do seek to condem him as some lazy feckless imoral individual draining the country?

    The only people that are really taking the country and the rest of the world to the cleaners are the bankers and financiers who despite recieving massive bailouts and guarantees to prop them up and prevent the whole system freezing up and the inevitable chaos from it.

    The banks and their employees have carried on like before, playing high stakes poker with others money safe in the knowledge that the taxpayer will bail them out again to prevent chaos. SO thus creating moral hazarad.

    The LIBOR scandal really is the tip of the iceberg of further scandals to surface. Yeah New Labour played the game of giving the fatcats the cream and letting them play whilst the profits were good, house prices were booming and the tax was rolling in but which economic model did Blair and Brown follow was it Keynesian social captialism or was neoliberal ‘free’ market captialisim?

    Yes, it was the latter and lets be honest markets are not ‘free’ they are manipulated by human beings for self interest to the deterimnent of others in the market. Rigging LIBOR and other fraudulent scams hurts everyone from the cold hearted calculator powered brain tory to the pensioner in sheltered accomadation.
    You may laugh and poke fun at me, I can take and can give it back but others can’t like the gentleman from Selly Oak who set himself alight for fear of retribution.
    Your greed and avarice has infected every level of society making it sick and dangerously unhealthy. Our economy was decimated by greedy financiers and co-opted politicans in the Conservative Party hell bent on waging idelogical warfare on manufacturing and the trade unions.
    Now the only industry left standing has come back to bite the hand that feeds and is now attacking the whole world all cheered on by you Staines and your right wing vigilantes.
    You lot are souless, dead inside and are clearly sociopaths from your posts (I know cos I’m a mental health professional and work with people like you on a daily basis).
    Its a shame the mainstream media will ignore your little attack blog on this man but sure enough thanks to the those with a conscience have exposed your vile comments.

  75. 255
    Anonymous says:

    Good, maybe if more workshy scum topped themselves instead of sponging off the British taxpayer the country’s finances would be in better shape. Hope he uses more petrol next time!

  76. 256
    See you on the lampost says:

    I agree. Let’s burn all the work shy scroungers; starting with those Royals.
    Pip pip!

  77. 258
    Anonymous says:

    “With regard to our friend, I would remind you that unfortunate accidents occur.. ” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsVtvkLEXbA&feature=player_detailpage#t=137s

  78. 259
    Don Keyballs says:

    Poor man.


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