G20 Wars
With the G20 sumit in Mexico appearing to be a complete waste of time, what has been happening on the sidelines is much more interesting. Cameron will be thrilled that bonkers Argentine PM Cristina Kirchner attempted to film him in some sort of stunt involving an envelope stuffed with documents about the Falklands. Not even Ed Miliband gets that look of utter contempt…
The travelling hack pack seem to have fallen out with Craig Oliver. According to the Times he got very grumpy with them for tweeting pictures of the stunning beach out of shot from the stage managed backdrop for interviews with Dave. He snapped them lounging by the pool as revenge. As Craig Oliver knows full well, Guido is happy to give these sort of things the audience they deserve. Send ‘em over Craig. They would do it to you…
UPDATE:
If looks could sink ships…
Is it Jimmy Carr in drag again?
Love Letters Straight From The Heart…
Blimey! Elvis has taken a turn for the worse…
anyone have that link to GUY TV where Guido’s fag explains how Guardian group did not pay tax?
Alan R? Do you have it?
Did you try the Co-op?
The BBC seem to be in business of inventing the news instead of reporting it.
Toenails blog attacks Cameron for not giving the Argentine Loony the respect he thinks she deserves.
FFS Chris Patten, get off your corpulent arse and do something while Aunty still has a reputation to save
If Cameron punched her square in the face he’d be giving her the respect she deserves.
she has never had plastic surgery
Gweedo tells us they were at the beach, so maybe Love Letters in the Sand might be more apposite.
Our host states they were by the oceaan so maybe Love Letters in the Sand might be more apposite.
Aha, that’s better!
He’s showing Cameron, where all the Lefties are hiding their earnings.
In view of Mr Carr’s arrangements, presumably the 10 o cock live programme is now cancelled? Every time they mention ‘cuts’, ie often, it is a little awkward
They have a perfect reason to follow Boris Johnson’s advice and reinstate the excellent Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Jon Stewart is as big a hypocrite as Jimmy Carr. Stewart’s been taking the piss out of Mitt Romney’s wealth when it turns out he’s as wealthy as the Presidential hopeful.
Hypocrisy is in lefties’ DNA.
I would love to know what Hugh, Charlotte, Steve etc do about their tax !
No it’s Baroness Khazi
No, Baronnesss Ouddini
Typical public relations stunt by the Argies inorder to distract from domestic problems.
Contempt deserved.
If Kirchener gets uppity I suggest parking one of our Tomahawk capable submarines in international waters off the coast of their capital city and opening the launch hatches.
The General Belgrano was a moving target, Buenos Aires isn’t.
+1
If I were PM, and perhaps it’s just as well I’m not, I’d tell the Argies that if any of their troops invade the Falklands again, they’ll have to stay there because there won’t be an Argentina to which they can return.
Remind me…..how much are we funding this contemptuous Argentinianloon government in overseas aid? £200 million? If so, why?
Someone has to pay for her tanning salon and hair dye…
Plus facelifts and botox etc.
Agreed. I’m happy not to be PM either.
I’d have turned Strasbourg and Brussels into glass carparks by now.
+1. There’s still time, I suppose, although I doubt battlefield neuks are available from white van man, even these days.
+1000000
One of these over the Casa Rosada in down town Buenos Aires would do the trick…
Oh yes + 2 megatons
Didn’t Britain offer to share any oil revenue from the Falklands but Cristina Kirchner’s husband turned down the offer flat?
http://news.sky.com/home/business/article/16201106
Falkland oil for the Falkland Islanders.
Argentinian oil for the Argies.
Surely Spanish oil for the Argies. It’s the numb nuts bullshit of it that pisses off any rational fucker; they haven’t got the technology, we have. We’ll still need to land it in Argentina and to blank negotiate on an item that’s not on the table without serious consideration of the quid pro quos is mindless amatuer hour. She could win on this, train up her engineers, develop a distribution centre, improve infrastructure and opportunities but instead, instead it’s ‘fuck you, give us our islands back which were never really ours and we’ve never given a fuck about just because they happen to be near us even though we didn’t have boats for 100 years it’s still a fucking long haul to get to Stanley’. Numbnuts.
easy to see numbnuts that you know phuck all about the oil industry
Just like Jim Callahan did in 1977 with a Polaris boat then, so as to dissuade the Argies from causing any bother. Pity Maggot didn’t try that before killing a lot of young men.
Yep, that’s the one. I knew I’d heard of it happening before.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4597581.stm
The threat would have been “Withdraw your troops from the Falklands or we nuke Buenos Aires.”
Think that would have worked?
Don’t know why this ended up as 132 at the bottom of the page, but still…
Ivor Nidear says:
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June 20, 2012 at 10:41 am
Why don’t we clear all the islanders off to somewhere similar off northern Scotland and then nuke the Falklands? Save a lot of bother all round….
Your logic is more than a little warped as was Callaghan’s idiotic, yet rather lucky posturing. I particularly liked this bit from your BBC link.
“Concerns were so high, HMS Dreadnaught was told if it was attacked by Argentine anti-submarine weapons it must “surface or withdraw at high speed submerged, whichever will be of least risk to life”.”
Yep, run away if detected, because, as usual the left can’t take the hard decisions.
Dreadnaught was an attack sub, it didn’t carry Polaris missiles and at that time there were no tube launched missiles fitted. The Polaris sub was much further away.
TLAMs are fired from the tubes, Solley.
I love the Spanish-sp*eaking Argies complaining about our ‘colonialism’.
Yes…..these people sheltered the Nazis, that’s why there are so many German speakers there. They have massacred the indigenous people (est 80% killed by 1650 alone) and ransacked the natural resources.
They stole the land from the Americo-Indians and committed appalling atrocities in the early part of the twentieth century. Now they want to impose their Faustian rule over the Falkland Islanders……because their own economy is collapsing and there is oil in them there rocks……..”Germanic” descendant Kirchner is a chancer.
A country wanting to invade a territory a thousand miles away from itself is like Britain demanding ownership of Andorra.
<300 miles, lying Brit cocksucker.
Only because you scum stole Patagonia otherwise it would easily be more than 1,000 miles.
Cameron approached her, didnt he?
Seems to me that he shouldnt have gone near her, unless her was engineering such a stunt to make him look all big and tough.
He’s a fake. Pissing his panties I’ll bet when she make him look a Hunt.
She was attempting to present him with some silly papers claiming the Argies own the Falklands.
He preempted her in a firm and statesmanlike way and showed her up for the chancer she is by reminding her that Falkland Islanders have a right to self determination.
I’d like to see the Spanish hand her some papers, telling her that Spain owns Argentina.
Controversy exists over the Falklands’ original discovery and subsequent colonisation by Europ3ans. At various times there have been French, British, Spanish, and Argentine settlements. Britain re-established its rule in 1833, yet the islands continue to be claimed by Argentina.
what about the dutch, never been argie settlements
The Plaza, Stockport
Friday 22nd June 2012
Brand new show, brand new jokes, same old Jimmy.
‘Gagging Order’ promises to be an hilarious night out…let’s see shall we. The show will be packed with one-liners, jokes, hypocrisy and tax avoidance advice.
Some clever, some rude & a most, totally unacceptable.
Jimmy has sold over a million DVDs & hosted countless TV shows but live comedy and sensible financial planning is what he does best, so go and see for yourself!
The performance is not suitable for children under 16 years or anyone with a fear of schadenfreude.
Please note that dates, and easy jibes at elites, pandering to student’s social consciences against realistic long term pension planning, may be subject to change.
£96.00 – Stockport
£96 a ticket?? He’s not Take That..although they do share an offshore tax accountant adviser.
£25.
Someones makin a markup then.
Jimmy? Another sideline?
http://www.ents24.com/web/event/Gagging-Order-The-Plaza-Stockport-2703134.html
Cammo saw her puppies and thought a closer look would be in order !
I dread to think what Ed would have done if he had been there, it would have given us all a laugh though !
Cameron did manage to annoy the French saying he’d “roll out the red carpet” for the tax exiles fleeing repression from the socialist junta in Paris.
It’s the common bleedin market, innit?
Cue France demanding centrally determined EU-wide tax rates.
RedEd Militwit, failing totally to comprehend the consequences, will agree (that is, if the unions allow him to spe*ak).
Well, you wouldn’t want competition to disturb the workings of a market place now, would you?
With the GNB’s hand firmly up Retard-Ed’s ar.se, I’m surprised that the union’s ventriloquist doll can say anything but “F.uck me, what are you doing here Sooty?”
Telling the Argies and the French to fuck off is most excellent.
I feel 17% better.
What about tax exiles like Jimmy Carr? Oh, wait, he’s still here.
No, CarrCrash is at the G20% !
Perhaps they should tax things that can’t move i.e. land?
Tell that to the Italians and New Zealanders mate!!
Shouldn’t your headline read…..G20 Warsi
Thank you so much.
Nah, Ben Waris and Jimmy J”ew’ell
Photos on their way to you,mate.
cameron on another all-expenses paid jolly i see
is he ever in this country anymore?
suppose he has to keep up his tan
Quite. Spendaholic eco-maniac Camoron loves jetting around the world at our expense – presumably using the revenues from the economy-wrecking ‘Green Taxes’ he imposed on us ‘little people’.
Why doesn’t the thick tw*t use Skype? And if the other bastards in the G20 won’t use Skype, he should have nothing to do with them. But, as you say, he’s got that tan to work on. And it is a lovely freebie.
As opposed to Retard-Ed’s football matches instead of NHS rallies and Nigel Farage doing anything I suppose?
So the Prime Minister of the UK can’t go to any meetings abroad because You two morons think it’s a bit expensive?
Why don’t you get your overpaid Millbank advisors to give you something meaty to try and attack with – this is just pathetic writing for the hard of thinking.
Please feel free to “do one” as the vernacular so concisely puts it.
Farage wouldn’t make it in time, stays out of airplanes now !
+ 2m – €’s in expenses!
Put me on the two morons list.
You really don’t get the concept of politics do you? Have you tried UKIP – they like isolationist ideas. And free style sky diving, astrakhan collars and spivs on expenses.
Er, it was a meeting of the G20 countries, the Prime minister has to attend. Hes the Prime minister you see.
What was the swivel eyed argie bint doing at the G20, argentina has been called a pariah state by various members of the G20
A girls gotta make a living
Have to admit when I heard that a comedian had been exposed as a tax avoider, Jimmy Car wasnt the top of my list as to who I hoped it would be. Slightly dissapointed .
Marcus Brigstocke doesn’t earn enough to need a tax adviser.
Describing him as a “comedian” probably confused you.
It’s Hague v Linda Snell at PMQ’s
Linda Snell? Never heard of him.
I think you will find him mentioned in those WWII films on the German side
” Snell ! “
Ah, Yawoll, mein Obersturmbannführer!
That’s just not fair.
Telegraph
Yummy mummies fail their children, says Cherie Blair
Cherie Blair attacks mothers who focus on raising their children at the expense of their careers.
723 Comments
723 and you can imagine what they’re telling her.
Probably nobody has politely mentioned to her that the attempted suicide of one of her children might have been caused by their ‘hands off’ approach.
Where any parent wants the penny and the bun there will always be lateral facets of a family relationship suffering.
Won’t mention drunk in the gutter with Guido around.
For some bizarre reason (lack of real news, I suppose), it’s on about page 5 of today’s print edition, too.
“Yummy mummies fail their children, says Cherie Blai..” <– and that's the exact point where I skipped to the next article.
Amazing how easy it is to shout one’s mouth off when there is a protection squad outside the front door.
I note the BBC’s Nick Robinson mentioned “the RETURN of the Falkland Islands to Argentina” in his report last night.
How can they be ‘returned’ when Argentina never owned them?
Another glaring giveaway of the BBC mindset.
Sorry about that.
Naturally we really meant “The liberation from the imperialistic,colonialist,dictatorial oppression of the Tory led coalition government of scum”
We look forward to broadcasting a day-long TV festival of panpipe entertainment, as the Malvinas are wrenched from the clutches of the evil baby-eating Tory colonialists and returned to the wonderful warm-hearted Amerindian country-folk.
Controversy exists over the Falklands’ original discovery and subsequent colonisation by Europe@ns. At various times there have been French, British, Spanish, and Argentine settlements. Britain re-established its rule in 1833, yet the islands continue to be claimed by Argentina. I
Controversy exists over the Argentina’s original discovery and subsequent colonisation by Europe@ns. At various times there have been French, British, Spanish, and Portuguese settlements. Spain re-established its rule in 1733, yet the islands continue to be claimed by the indigenous population.
But Argentine wasn’t established as any concept of a state until 1832 and in its current form until the 1860s ie we were there first.
So we were there first.
That century between 1733 and 1833 was quicker than Ian Bell’s….
I don’t give a shit who was there first, WE are there now and the mouthy little spicks need to pipe down before 2 Para have to give them a few lessons in international diplomacy.
Good grief! We can’t have dagoes running around all over the shop!
Would be nice to read a story about any government’s intervention in a country where the reasoning behind their concern was not oil.
Good luck to the Falklanders, but recently discovered deposits around their islands are just the tip of the potential treasure.
Strategically placed the ownership of a slice of Antarctica where the present day moritorium concerning oil and mineral deposits prevents extraction by all is the game at hand.
The Falklands stands in the way of Argentia claiming a large slice of the pie.
Oh for the days of the commonwealth- We almost could have claimed the whole!
The Falkland Islanders will have to share the profits of all that wealth with Argentina. unless they want to try and run an 8,000 mile pipeline back to Aberdeen.
Negotiation would be the best course for Argentina.
That depends. Can be transshipped in Falklands and distributed from there. Bring even more revenue and work to the Falklands and need a bigger British population so wins all around
I think it’s rather more likely that Chile will get the gig…
8000 mile pipeline across the Mid-Atlantic Ridge?
Where is Stanislav when you need him? I’m sure that would be within his capabilities.
You _could_ build the refinery on the Falklands but it might be a bit tricky getting the staff.
How about Chile instead? That would _really_ annoy Argentina.
It’d be as easy as pie getting the refinery staff. You just pay them enough money to make it worth their while.
In any case you’d only need a core of technical staff. The rest of the work could be done by the locals.
I think the Falklands has some splendid natural harbours. No need to pipe it to Argentina at all.
Its cost though, isn’t it. It is possible to build on/off shore refinery and pipelines. But its much, much cheaper to drill it out, pipe it straight to Argentina and deal with it all there.
It will already be far more expensive getting oil from the harsh seas there than say..the Libyan desert.
Cheapest costs will be winners. And Argentina is the cheapest option.
Is it? Does Argentina already have a refinery at Tierra Del Fuego or Ushiaiai or whatever the fuck it’s called? If it does then fair enough. But if not and it has to be trans-shipped or piped further up the coast for several hundred/thousand miles to an existing refinery then I don’t see how that’ll be materially cheaper than sticking a refinery on the Falklands or just shipping the crude direct to some refinery in a friendly country.
you dont need a pipeline
Oil is the best possible driver for foreign policy since we would starve if our supply of oil were cut off, if we did not freeze first. Safeguarding our oil supply is therefore one of the Goverment’s first duties. Attempting ‘regime change’ is much more questionable.
>Would be nice to read a story about any government’s intervention in a country where the reasoning behind their concern was not oil
Wot
Like Siera Lione, Bosnia, Aden, Egypt and all the other non-oil producing countries we’ve been seenmilitary action in?
Egypt? Egypt is swimming in oil and gas.
Just speed-reading the headlines. Has the government cut our Carr tax ??
If the truth comes out I expect you’ll find that Cameron or Brown has already agreed to hand over the Falklands in a secret deal some while ago. They are just working out a way to spin it to us.
Yes, I HAVE cashed in my comedy gold. KERCHING!!
She is merely explaining the breakdown of all the Foreign Aid we gave her Government… Exocets, Super Etendards, Skyhawks……..
“With the G20 sumit in Mexico appearing to be a complete waste of time,”
Then we are all doomed I tell you.
http://twitter.com/OfficeGSBrown/status/213647898448101376
I see the sainted couple have got a massive 6,500 followers.
The Office of Gordon and Sarah Parasite!
Brown is patriotically laundering his income through a fake charity to avoid tax too. He doesn’t trust the government to spend taxes wisely either.
And he should know.
If Jimmy Carr can do it, so can we.
The EU crisis will continue until:
1) Greece leaves the EU and defaults, as well as other countries admitting that they are insolvent
OR
2) The EU considers an economic solution that doesn’t involve the Euro and further European integration
Option 2 won’t happen, so we must wait until the bust European nations “do an Iceland” and stop bending over for the bankers.
I think once the politically connected have unwound their losing positions at taxpayer expense, the thing will “collapse”…
If this is the last chance saloon, mine’s a pint.
Caption:
CK “So this is your cast-iron guarantee to the Islanders about their referendum?”
I have to say, I’d bone the Argie Nazi bitch.
She’s a bit past-it, don’t you think? Surely there must have been a few babes in Buenos Aires, so why did they go and choose the country’s one and only minger for president?
There are some sick fu%#97;ks out there, but I never knew there were any quite hat sick! What next? A Cherie Blair carnal fan club?
Ugh. Mind bleach please!
She’s actually the President, but who cares about accuracy?
Is that the best you can do for what Tom Watson pays you?
I deny that I am a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Taxpayer and the trade unions.
And it should be noted, I have never had a real job in my life.
Waiter !!!
Just hang on Cristina until 2030 or 2040 when our new aircraft carriers will be commissioned.
…and a further 10 years or so until the aircraft to embark on them are ready!
Rats.
Google Taranis sometime. By the time the carriers are finished that is what should be flying off them. That bugger will pull G’s that would rip a pilot’s body apart.
Or 2050, when the aircraft carriers get some aircraft.
We were on the same track Shipmate.
… and then a few more years so we can afford to buy some bullets and stuff…
James O’Brien about to do his show.
“who’s worst- Jimmy Carr or MPs claiming expenses?”
I’d say we were about equal. Its the hypocrisy issue James, as you well know.
But that won’t stop endless lefty loons claiming ‘but what he did was legal so whats the problem?’
What MPs did was legal too.
Legal you say? Does that mean I can make a full and rapid recovery now?
What time would you like your taxi Madam?
Apart from those 4 Labour MPs who went to prison. Not as bad a crime as having a moat though.
James o’brian must be the biggest tosser on the radio, hang on retard bacon, ratface derbyshire, fatso nolan etc
This week’s “Mock the Week” will be a slightly nervy episode as Dara, Mickey, Chris, Greg, Alan, and co struggle to avoid their involvement with
What does “J.C.T.A. 1%” mean
Good for Jimmy Carr. The less tax anybody pays the less money the c*unts have to buy votes with and the more their minds are concentrated towards living within their means.
Jimmy Carr is a patriot. A hypocrite. But a patriot either by accident or design. Same as Ken Livingston.
Jimmy Copies Toynbee At 1%
Jefferson County Teachers Association?
Jesus Christ Tories Again?
The Argies won’t get the Falklands. We know it, they know it, the Falklanders know it, the whole world knows it. Kirchner is just making a fuss to distract from domestic issues. Dave should just ignore her like a small child moaning about having to his their vegetables.
Does every 30 years the doidgy leadership of Argentina need a slap-down, and a new government elected and the old leadership carted off?
He should take her to a pub and leave her there.
Well done Dave.
You know what its like in Mexican hotels …..these mad hookers just wont leave you alone
Dave — phone me for advice on dealing with bigoted women
Assange is an ungrateful twat.
But you got all that lovely publicity when you stood bail — now you will get lots of sympathy from the BBC and the luvvie PC army
Whose f***ing moral compass am I ?????
I’ve told you not to talk to strange tarts.
Jimmy Carr made a simple mistake.
Someone said Car Tax is about £260 a year now so that’s what he decided to pay
I should have tried that excuse.
Yes, that was Joss Taskin @ 35.
In fact; now I’ve bought a Prius so I don’t have to pay any tax. It pulls to the left a bit but so what!
Let’s be clear. When Jimmy Carrsole appears on the Beeb, his paltry salary has been provided courtesy of the viewers’ Licence Fee so it’s already been taxed numerous times as it is.
My wine tonight is dedicated to Julian Assange .
Passh the bottle over.
It used to be nice around here but when the Spanish came over and took all our land it went downhill fast.
And you’ve got some Sheep Shaggers
My position on the Falklands is one of ducking and diving until I see which way the advantage lies.
We’ll let you know.
The bloody Spanish are nothing but trouble.
You should be more worried about what us Scots are hiding up our kilts for you Duncan!
Dave’s red carpet moment made the news headlines in France yesterday.
Cameron was responding to a question put to him by a reporter and he is now making out it was half in jest off the cuff.
When the matter was put to Hollande he refused to enter into any debate.
I still think Hollande is a complete wanker but perhaps on this occasion his was the smarter move.
A similar response was made by Hollande when the Rottweiler comments were put to him.
Behind the scenes too whenever any of his team are asked a difficult question in Press briefings they close up.
Remember you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.
This is going to end in tears and fisticuffs
Dave’s red carpet moment made the news headlines in France yesterday.
Good. That way, when Hollande does enact legislation to tax ‘em at 75% and confiscate all their property if they try to escape, they can’t say they weren’t warned.
If Cameron was really proactive as opposed to reactive every business in France would have received emails this morning highlighting our light touch tax regime and business friendly environment with plenty of available low cost labour plus the very generous relocation packages we offer.
Just buy some ads on local TV.
Fed up paying tax so that your circus performers can spend 11 months on the dole at full ‘pay’? Come to the UK.
E mails are cheaper faster good for the planet and do not attract VAT( yet).
Replies can be dealt with by a call centre somewhere in India.
No wonder the Murdochs are getting worried
That’s all we need – another 500,000 north Africans….
Well Blow me down with a feather. After years of resisting Goal Line Technology, as soon as Engerland get away with an obvious goal against them Sepp Blatter now declares the technology a necessity
The ball was on the line!
You cannot be serious
If that’s the Girl from Ipanema she’s aged badly.
astrid gilberto
Gone South as well.
Mr Cameron said that that Argentinian woman was just out on a cheap publicity stunt.
If Mr Cameron says so then I believe him because when it comes to cheap publicity stunts he is in his element.
I remember when he went to that National War memorial and what he did.
Two of my family are written on that wall.
Don’t forget the photo opportunity I took at Auschwitz.
And Obama Beach.
Why don’t we clear all the islanders off to somewhere similar off northern Scotland and then nuke the Falklands? Save a lot of bother all round….
Can’t be done. There aren’t any penguins in the Northern Hemisphere.
Give them some more sheep it seems to work for the Welsh.
Two years of it run by the Argies and it will look like it has been nuked.
Calm down dear.
I don’t think Mr Cameron understands women in general and foreign women in particular.
Does anyone?
A waste of time trying.
I think Winston Churchill did.
He simply kept drinking the tea.
Listen b1tch if you want support go and ‘work the room’
DC: “Piss of argie and take your hand off my balls”.
He has not got any balls!
I meant to say “ball”, reference a football event in 1986. Always touching balls them argies.
Doesn’t Los Cabos look lovely? I wish I was there
You will be, my Amazon lovely, you will be.
Do we need a visa Sall?
O/T But apparently the Polish have been told that if there is any more football trouble, they may get deported back to the UK
How does this diplomatic territory work? I can just about understand that Assange is now on the soil of Ecuador even though he is in the middle of Londonistan but won’t he be on a British road and British airport before he gets on a plane departing British air space?
The principle of the diplomatic bag was explained clearly on the thread below. Go and look.
I think Dave may have problems here. If the Spanish attack Gib and the Falklands simultaneously he may find his French aircraft carriers are a bit stretched. And of course his deputy will have mixed loyalties.
If there is a war with Spain perhaps large sections of the Clegg family will have to be sent to the Isle Of Man.
If there is a Press Conference in Mexico perhaps Dave can be asked for clarification.
The Gibians will when the Spanish army knock off for their after-lunch siesta.
Singalong:
Now the soldiers may be fighting
in the trenches
or a battleship at sea
but there isn’t any war
when the clock strikes four
EVERYTHING STOPS FOR TEA.
It started in Latin America
But nothing like as serious as the debt you and your Labour chumps left behind for the Country, Liam…
Have to say I’m rather pleased that Jemima Khan and Ken Loach will now have to cough up the dosh they pledged for Assange’s bail conditions.
I say you jolly chaps!!! Angela’s such super spiffing fun!! We must meet more often! – there’s so much we want to talk about!!!
And she says there’s some jolly super Germans in ArgyBargy who would simply love to help work the Forky’s! Watt? Wattage??? Windage ? – that – by the by reminds me – we could put some Wind Mills on the Forky’s to help with my Green Power Plans!!! What? Watt? Wattage? Ampage??
No political mileage in harping on about the Malvinas. Shame on you Guido, your Irish roots have clearly been drained from your blood.
Its pronounced Falklands BTW
errrrrr 3000 sheep shaggers, who cost ME and YOU a feckin fortune to maintain
Like Wales then? Should we give that to Argentina too?
Actually….
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If I had to pick between 1 sheep shagger and you; guess where my vote would go?
errrrrrrrr Isnt Guido also a Tax Avoider…. I think you will find that he is !!!!
A true patriot then.
oi! snot for brains! one exclamation will do. using too many makes you appear thick.
You’ve overdone the botox Sam, you look just like the Argentinian Bigot that Gordon warned me about
She’s yellow enough for you to replace her as the face of the misery index…
She got jaundice? Look slightly yellow …….
Maybe she has Chinese ancestry.
Kirchner didn’t do her research. Unless that envelope’s got cash inside, Flashman ain’t touching it.
Kirschner is a MIWNLF
I don’t like it when old ladies rock young girl hairstyles. It looks weird.
Sill bitch claims that the Falklands belong to then because they are ‘close’ to Argentina.
So how does that explain them trying to claim South Georgia which is no where near Argentina?
I thought Lerwick was crap until I visited South Georgia. Let the bitch have it.
“No love. £25 max and you bring the donkey”