Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
ABC Online Figures for Newspaper Websites | MediaGuido
Why Does the BBC Love Lefty Hacks? | Speccie
Coked-Up Celebs and Vengeful Politicians | Press Gazette
Saudi Arabia Silences Israeli Paper | The Commentator
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
It Was Beeb Not Tabloids That Smeared Help For Heroes | Speccie
Latest ABC Figures | Guardian
BBC Says Sorry For Newsnight Help For Heroes Report | BBC
Lineker Blows £15,000 of BBC Licence Fee on Taxis | Mail
Ian Katz to Newsnight | Speccie
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
this will cause Hari Kari
Time to reflect when your career is in freefall
He’s not so pretty without makeup….
Leveson’s secret is revealed. Johann’s too.
That’s the matter Hari!
Invent – that’s what you normally do.
I wondered when we’d hear more from this c#nt. Why doesn’t he just get a proper job? Middle class priveleged white kids do left-wing journalism – yawn.
And what’s wrong with that?
Anyone fancy working for me for free?
I still have a laugh at his demented tirade (at all of us climate change deniers! Huh) in the Indy at those who had the backbone to stand up to the Climate Change myth. Sailed on the wrong ship there Hari – off the edge of the Flat Earth.
He had a little mini-me friend that did his sock-puppeting. Dead, or merely sleeping?
Does he have any “friends”? Maybe just some invented ones the sad fucker
No! Polly thinks he’s the best thing since Trippa alla Toscana
The little tw@t doesn’t want to be seen paying Murdoch for access to WSJ. Put it on expenses, creep, and hope your pals don’t snitch — but of course they will.
Oh dear.
The liar Hari replaced by the idot Owen Jones. Does anybody read these twats?
Yes.
These days it’s so hard to tell the difference between the fake Jimmys and the genuine edu-tainment version.
No.
Maybe.
Perhaps- er-no!
Or maybe yes!
Fuck me
I swear, on a stack of Bibles, I didn’t know a damned thing about Owen’s book when I wrote MY book called “Chavs.” So the answer is, and MUST be, no, I don’t read Owen, and he doesn’t read me, so far as I know. Well, let me put that another way: Owen probably doesn’t read anything with my by-line (but he and everyone else can read me like a book for the poseur I am).
Elvis then looked up, a mournful wave of despair crossing his face – “I dont want to die on the toilet Johann” he said wistfully, & then with a whimper the King slid off the throne & into my arms. The King was dead.
Is that a true story?
Of course it is. I remember Johhan telling me it, just after the story of how he had warned Geoffrey Howe over dinner on Tuesday, about how Black Wednesday was going to happen.
Did he ever interview Hitler?
I know for a fact he interviewed T.E. Lawrence. Johann told me he did, just after he’d interviewed the Red Barron.
That must of been the day before he told Richard Littlejohn of his judas Iscariot scoop!
EU leaders approve amendment to scrap use of credit ratings.
Ah excellent – does that reduce their debt, then?
It certainly does and it also improves confidence too!
Is that as a result of the Frogs losing their prized AAA rating recently ?
Echoes of McRuin’s ‘I’ll destroy you’ ‘chat’ to Rupert.
What a progressive move, even I never thought of that one.
I demanded the scrapping of the – character
They’ve scrapped an amendment to force businesses to rotate the rating agency they use, that’s all. I’m no fan of the EU, but come on guys !!!
Bugger it,I’m off to Schillings for a super injunction.
Everyone else !
We are better
CNTRL C
Close Browser
Open Word
CNTRL V
Print
Copying the work of one author = plagiarism (see Johann Hari).
Copying the work of many authors = scholarship (see all academics).
Copying the work of other authors in the Blogosphere, Twitter, and Facebook = Order-order.com (see Guido Fawkes).
Every time the BBC flesh out the Leveson story and put up a new edition they seem to write more about Guido Fawkes and its creator. You seem to becoming the Story in the BBC’s eyes. Have you been grovelling to them? They must be doing wonders for your beer tokens.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18506001
Wankers.
All publicity is good publicity.
The perfect party member to work in MiniTrue, his Memory Hole will be I’m sure be stuffed full
This just in: Mob Boss John Gotti Is Convicted Of Racketeering
Excellent p..i..e..c..e.. of journalism R.L. By gad sir, Jonny boy has taught you well!
We, the incestuous and monopolistic barristers of this realm
Do give you notice, Fawkes, that you will be summonsed to appear before us shortly
To answer for comptempt of the highest Court in the land
We are, of course, rank amateurs when it comes to dealing with this media circus and sorting out the truth from fiction and the crooks from the great and true…
But you fall into another category
You like the truth and that will never stand
I beg your pardon ?
Guido and his sidecar follow our instructions
End of missive
What a typical socialist – always using someone else’s resources!
Oh +10. Bravo!
Barosso: “it’s not the EU’s fault, it started in America.”
Someone’s been speaking to Gordo, haven’t they?
John Hari digging around the WSJ archives circa 1992 for his next article.
‘It’s Norman Lamonts fault it started in America’
I’ve noticed that Leiber are not liking the Human Rights debate whereby people can’t enter the UK unless they are earning a ‘few’ thousand a year and are able to suppoet their so called dependents.
Yvette ‘know-it-all’ Scooper Balls is on next; I think I’ll turn the sound off and just watch her gurning.
*support*!
My Benefits easily total more than 20k so my relatives will have no trouble getting in.
How many thousands did Cooper/Balls earn in expenses by ‘flipping’ their house allowance?
Far too much — a bankers ransom
Here is the ‘screeching Scooper Balls’ now. Isn’t it marvellous how this Law was bought in by BLiar so that slotgob, a Human Rights ‘vulture’ could get more work/money?
By her side is Underpants Bryant, looking rather sweet in what looks like a flowery little tie… so sweet!
Someone in the House has just accused me of waffling because I like the sound of my own voice & wish to sound prime-ministerial.
I have done no such thing
I have done no such thing
I have done no such thing
I have done no such thing
– etc – !!
You leave my pal Harri alone!
Oh shyte, Jack [son of a conche] Straw, now waffling on about gawd knows what.
He’s on about some r..a….g….h….e….a…d… he helped to stay in this country because it was dangerous to deport him back to Iraq!
Remind me Mr Straw, who made Iraq dangerous?
What a c..r…e…t…i…n…!
After that he sent articles to me at least once a day, and we had an unspoken agreement that some day soon he would start working for me. I was working on getting rid of his bullshitting reflex.
But I had a limit. I wouldn’t publish him until he was honest. Night after night he placed my hands on his keyboard, trying to get me to write the articles. While I lay on my side, he would try to manoeuvre himself so he could take credit for the work of others. One morning, I woke up with a story and found he was trying to get his word processor on top of it, to feel his big brother’s big story finally break into his readership.
I understood why he wanted it — I have a prime piece of reportage, and have been offered plenty of cash for it over the years — but I have rules.
So he insisted that I break him in on the night of his thirty-third birthday, and I didn’t take much persuading. When he was asleep next to me I let myself run my hand along his Macbook Pro, imagining how great it would feel to make it mine. I wanted to really pound that keyboard to get an opinion piece ready for retail, so I decided to book a hotel room where his typing would not be noticed by mom.
Those girls can comb their own hair! STOP THE ASIAN GROOMERS
Next editor of the Guardian after the bloke who does the diary.
Fuck me, the fat c*nt has lost weight . . .