Curse of Jonah – Rangers Edition
Wherever Gordon goes, disaster follows.
All the Prime Mentalist did this time was meet with Rangers FC former owner David Murray, now 140-year-old club is facing liquidation.
Who will be his next victim…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Put him on a plane to Athens!!!!
I was always really at my best just being a Number Two.
Sarah Brown
Tweeter extraordinaire says:
tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet twat
“I am planning to buy some milk! Golly gosh its exciting!!”
I’m not sure bringing about the death of Rangers FC is really such a bad thing. Maybe we’ve discovered Gordon’s single laudable achievement.
You’re 8illy 8owden and I claim my £5.
Have they been buggering little bhoys or something?
John Torrens was a Rangers FC employee wasn’t he so that should be little bears.
look at this photo
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1881414,00.html
one down three to go which takes down Germany, The EU and The IMF
Just watching the start of Croatia v Spain. The Spanish football team don’t know / can’t be bothered to sing their National Anthem – ideal EU members. Many of the Croatian team sang their anthem, the rest pretended they knew it and mumbled. There will be repercussions.
I’ve really got the hots for Angy – she’s so …… dominating!
Merkel M, thats because the Spanish National anthem has no words you twat !
Perhaps they could get someone to write some words for it. For example Viva Espana. Just shows though that singing makes not the slightest bit of difference to performance.
Eeeh ahhh yer bloody Tory toffs……yer better bloody well know that I’ll nut yer and eat yer face, yer Eton Messes….youse…..
Go for it, Prezza !
Gordon brown Visits Tottenham Hotspur training Ground
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Harry+Redknapp/Gordon+Brown/PM+Gordon+brown+Visits+Tottenham+Hotspur+training/WQ5lD0UFHhv
Oi! Prezza! – had yer three tea-time snacks yet? – soon be time for yer evening meals!
I am a proud catholic scotsman and can justifiably claim Celtic’s victory over its self-righteous neighbours!
Never mind, cabbie. Better luck next time.
He’d never stop for me!
But if he tried to run over you, he’d be brought to a squelching halt. You’d need a Land-Rover for that.
She can run over me any time!
The cab would come off 2nd best.
Reet fat bastad, he is.
Or Brussels/Strasbourg
and HMRC is going lose millions of pounds because of Gordon doubling the size of tax code.
huh, twat watch all over again
Come on up to speed, Gordon hasn’t been in power for over 2 years, Gideon is chancellor and call ME Dave is PM and have been for over 2 years, there now, that gives you confidence, doesn’t it?
And the debts and ridiculous spending commitments made by the stupid chump have all disappe*ared in a puff of smoke, with the words ‘Abracadabra’.
Poor lamb Gideon is trying his best, with the best advisors available to him
Millibore with any luck at all.
“now 140-year-old club is facing liquidation.”
It is now a *newco* .
With daft wages that the players get it is not suprising that football clubs are are on their uppers and running around for sugar daddies to pump millions of pounds it to the clubs , if they want to have higher wages they can go elsewhere (chiefly abroad)
We’ll have to keep an eye out.
Good luck, Lard Pressclott !
FFS, no sense of irony either, hope you come second.
Three chairs for Lard Prescott…
…and a bucket.
Up against Prescott, huh?
Bad luck Louise – have a long, hot shower and burn the clothes?
That was a typo. He meant political twit of the year (decade/century etc). Should win hands down.
You mean political tvvat
Tweeting’s for gimps.
The only thing he could win convincingly would be the Pie Eater Of The Year.
Prat.
That’s not a dead cert Hugh;I think Pickles could just shade him.
Don’t forget me guys!
Is that Tweeter of the year or twat of the year? If the latter then fat boy’s on a home run with that one.
Typo.
Political _____ of the year.
Its either Twix eater, Shiter, Twater or Twonker.
Or possibly Political bloater, floater, self promoter of the year.
Probably all of them.
Feck off you fat cnut, you can’t even talk properly you welsh twat!
Yeah you concentrate on winning the award FATBOY. meanwhile everyone else will get on with suffering day to day after you and your incompetent rabble ruined this country.
You are certainly a big Twit ter
I dont think you can blame this one on the one eyed son of of a bee-atch. Rangers were corrupt, arrogant, spendthrifts, deeply unpleasant with a dark violent side and …….. hmm, I take that back – they seemed to have modelled themselves on broon!
Ah but do you see the cunning substitution? Gordpn Brown is the one posing above, who in 2008 bloated up on chips and underwent plastic surgery to make himself the Double, so fearful were the authorities of assassination attempts. A dyed-in-the-wool Labour supporter, Gordpn also underwent a lobotomy in case his services were needed as PM.
Sorry, but you seem to have them mixed up with Celtic. You know Celtic, don’t you? They’re the ones who wave placards and flags supporting terrorism and anti-Semitism. They’re the ones who boo British soldiers.
But aren’t Celtic the good Roman Catholic club, they wouldn’t do things like that, would they?
It was Rangers fans who did the Nazi saluting in Israel
Are you still talking about Brown? FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the time we’re suffering the results of his legacy yes. C’unt
Are you still talking about Fatcher? FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can’t blame Guido, McMoron has always been good for business on here, and Ed Milibore is about as lively and interesting as a cadaver.
The cadaver has it by a long chalk. At least you get to observe the process of putrefaction, whereas Little Neddy is already putrid.
Worst prime minister ever, ever, of course we’re still talking about him. The evil that men do…
Has he met Nick Clegg yet?
GB was at Leveson recently.
Leveson is fooked.
yop
That’s what she said!
Bob! How I’ve missed your witty comments and deep insightfulness. Welcome back mate.
The celtic fans must have rolling around with laughter when brown made his visit to rangers, talk about the kiss of death
Send him over to finish of the other half of the bigot brothers
Let’s hope so. I just hope we don’t see Provo FC parachuted into the Prem when they keep winning their own league year after year. It’s bad enough having a Welsh team in our league.
I think that a Scots/Welsh/N.Irish league would be beneficial for the UK.
The lack of equality in soccer is a serious concern.
I propose a £60 bn subsidy be applied immediately to enable this league to buy players and improve stadiums.
And every premier league club needs to redistribute 1/4 of their players to other, less fortunate, less successful clubs.
English teams are not eligible to join or have any say in what this new ‘Celtic premier’ decides. Just pay up and shut up.
Did not know there was a welsh rugby team in the premier league, sorry thats something else you cant do, play rugby
There would be if London Welsh hadn’t been royally stiched up.
Heart of Midi-Chlorian are not that bad.
Keep the twat well away from the Ukraine.
any chance we could fast track him to chenobyl
I am watching ‘The Voice.’
A good show that I wish every success.
You did not wish Dave and Gideon good luck when they came into office did you Gordon
Good riddance to them
Send him to Argentina.
What has Argentina ever done to deserve this dysfunctional pile of shit?
the last time it was juted the entire population said they would emigrate if he was appointed governor
….should read ‘muted’ not juted…stupid boy
‘Mooted’? Muting is cramming things into trumpets.
“Fisting” is cramming things into dung trumpets.
“Muting” is also what happens when a bird of prey takes a dump.
Not many people know that.
You mean everybody in the area shuts up in the hope that a vulture won’t see them to shit on them? Are you Dick Attingburg by any chance?
the falkland are not big enough to hold all the argies if brown was sent there
Well the overspill can go to the North, West, East and South Sandwich Islands then. The penguins welcome immigrants I hear.
Send him to St Helena Then poison him slowly.
Had forgotten how good this was. Paul McCartney and Right Wings:
What’s he doing supporting a load of overpaid talentless
bankersfootballers?Why is he putting his own money into these clubs?
Is there a replacement for the DG at the BBC?
Some Labour bloke called Ed Richards looks to be favourite.
If appointed there should be a mass boycott of the licence fee.
Dave won’t mind, he loves the BBC, in fact, he wants to be DG himself once he’s been kicked out by the electorate in 2015 – a nice big fat salary, very little work, and you get to be with your mates all day.
Leveson has had the misfortune of meeting Brown.
Mind how you go Sir Brian.
.. and the quicker you go the better.
The Euro is saved!
But the Greeks haven’t rejected austerity, like we have.
I wonder why the Greeks don’t just go to the taxpayer money tree?
Like the banks have, do you mean? It worked for them so why shouldn’t it work for the rest of us?
And they thought not letting him join them when the rest of them signed the Lisbon Treaty would be enough … Ha!
Expect Leveson to keel over live on tv , no-one can escape the curse
He’s already in the early stages of McMental paranoia.
Bet the Beeb won’t show it though!
They would on the basis that they could record your demise
Just heard the ghastly lieing Alistiar Campbell on 5live admitting that Brown was a a ghastly lieing piece of shit.
Why is Campbell revealing all this stuff now and not when he was at Leveson?
He wasn’t asked. My Jay is extremely punctilious in his questioning, especially of the lefties he is so enamoured of.
Oh bu**er – ended my sentence with a preposition. That’ll put the cat among the pigeons.
What it does show is that the people who should have been governing this country properly were actually devoting their time and energy to a personal war, and that even now, they are still filled with hatred and the idea of getting one over on each other. These are the scum who ruined our economy, and this is still all they care about. Oh and the BBC, are all too willing, of course, give a platform to this piece of scum at every available opportunity.
I did not commit perjury at the Leveson Inquiry.
No, dear. It was unfortunate. Your bottom could have prolapsed at any time.
The poor bloke in the crutches probably had a preliminary meeting with Jonah the week before.
Or that irate tennis fellow.
Sweet of Gordon Brown to phone me and wish me good luck before tonight’s Political Tweeter of The Year award !
Does your fanny fart the national anthem, babes?
More or less, E. Occasionally I hit a bum note.
Sally emerges from the sea like a demented blue whale totally fucking hammered
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/06/18/article-2161165-13A9F737000005DC-229_634x442.jpg
Have The Daily Mail seen this?
Lovely picture of a middle-aged socialist enjoying itself.
What didn’t ModBot like about your last comment?
Who cares? C’mon Croatia!
Swimming.
I have done it twice there today.
It was nice.
Weren’t to be, Fuck Nose.
i would sooner cut my cock off than put it inside that fuckin walrus
You rang?
Do you get lots of good tips in your profession?
“The Institute of Travel and Tourism offered her the ‘dream job’ just weeks after her husband allowed the organisation to host a Christmas cocktail party in his official Commons apartment.”
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159261/Sally-Bercow-suns-Barbados-beach-takes-earned-rest-giving-hour-speech-Twitter.html
Worth bearing in mind as she, kept in the lap of luxury by the British workers she so despises, sits there tweeting away about how ghastly the Queen and anything traditionally British is. The woman is odious.
I could bring all that grinding to a halt!
So WTF are you waiting for?
Must have been some fart
mmmmmmm! – this carpet tastes good! What a shame not everyone can enjoy normal sex like wot Gordo and me do!
Why are those men in suits wearing poppies in the middle of June?
That’s nothing. I’ve just heard the first cuckoo of Spring……. 2013
It is still November in Scotland. ‘s all this climate change stuff..
When Tony said I’m crackerjack, he meant I watched Crackerjack.
You’re that weird guy in the kitchen who smelt of cabbages, aren’t you ?
He mis-heard. Tony said “Crackpot”.
I think he meant corny, puffed-up, cloying, and promising a cheap prize in every box. He was actually describing himself, not you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_Jack
Shouldn’t the ex Prime Mentalist be spending more time on the Labour front bench? As an ex PM and a Scott surly hes an ASSet Millipede should be pushing
Fuck me how many twats do you want on the opposition front bench?
The more the merrier – the better to exhibit to the world just how effing stupid they all are (he said politely).
About half
Nice to see Stephanie standing in front of that filmed Mexico background. For a moment I thought that the BBC had wasted ££££££ to get her out there for a 2min input.
She had toothache so could not accompany the 39 Beebperson crew who made the film.
Some nutter at the US Open Golf tournament doing an imitation of Gordon Brown– they ALL want to get in on the action:
http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusgolfexperts/c0617fan.jpg
We all kept telling Brown to ‘get in the hole’ but he got confused as to quite what we meant – so he went to Cape Cod to find out.
Gordoom the kiss of death,in my opinion should not ever be allowed anywere near economic matters whatsoever.
The feckin idiot is about as familiar with economics as my dog,a doctorate on the history of the feckin scottish liebour party is about as useful,as being ill.
Also folks this tosser wrote a book on courage,but nevertheless managed to flunk it although the polls were saying he would win.
Lies dammed lies and statistics roll of this plonkers mouth as though there is no tomorrow.
The man is so full of his own self esteemed shite that it is unbelievable.
As well this tosser Sal Bercow is really bringing the historic role of speaker of the HOC into disrepute,she is making Bercow a laughing stock.
Finally McDoom and Rangers is bullshit,as a person who is not interested in fussball whatsoever seeing that it is in itself another ponzi scheme designed to relieve people who now can’t afford of their cash to watch it,what an effing disgrace this so called sport has now become.
Perhaps McBell-end gave Rangers financial advice?
Agree – it is just not cricket.
Why I’ve never been fired…..
Anyone got a spare 50 cal so we can test this on a selected MP?
Just tried to sell Greece on eBay in the Antiques Category. Given up.
Somebody else should have ago. Minimum price 1 Euro.
Sorry, only politicians are permitted to sell their countries.
Give me a shout when Santorini ‘s for sale . Lovely place!
Alex Salmond must answer questions on immigration and terrorism, says ‘secret Scot’ Yvette Cooper :
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sunday-mail/2012/06/17/alex-salmond-must-answer-questions-on-immigration-and-terrorism-says-secret-scot-yvette-cooper-86908-23896880/
Don’t have nightmares.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161165/Dr-No-no-Sally-Bercow-does-best-impersonate-Bond-girl-Ursula-Andress-emerging-sea-Barbados.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
More like Rosa Klebb than Ursula Andress me thinks
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Rosa_Klebb_by_Lotte_Lenya.jpg/200px-Rosa_Klebb_by_Lotte_Lenya.jpg
Why do all anything-to-do-with-British-culture hating lefties have weird, twisted, scrunched up faces?
In breeding
So the Times is outing some lefty tax avoiders, be interesting to see if the BBC runs this story…or are any BBC types in the list.
Jimmy Carr of C4′s 10 o’Clock Live (that fuckin awful lefty programme) has been exposed as a hypocrite by the Times.
‘One of Channel 4’s biggest stars, Mr Carr is a member of K2, a scheme examined by The Times. K2’s members pay income tax rates of as little as 1 per cent.
According to K2’s provider, Mr Carr, 39, shelters £3.3 million a year by channelling proceeds from DVD sales and television appearances through a Jersey-based company that then “lends” him the money back. Since loans are untaxable, Mr Carr, like other K2 members, is likely to have avoided paying significant sums to Revenue & Customs’
The Lefties on Twitter are saying that the “right wing press are out to get him”.
The fact that he is a hypocrite has completely passed them by.
What a shame there was no mention of the massive fraud perpetrated by many EU governments such as Greece, who lied about their financial status when joining the Euro. In the private sector they would have been imprisoned. In the public sector they are not even criticised.
There aren’t many private sector governments so your comparison is purely hypathetical.
Don’t be a pedantic tw@.
Ed throws his hat in with Hollande in the tour de farce of euro, 1st prize 1trn worth of debt with ECB before bank share holders …… Yes the son of the ruin has teemed up with protogee of Delores in an unwholesome alliance of souflees that wont raise , non descriptive verbs , and ideas that become toilet paper all too quickly . Quite wether some large stick from the Labour elite has prodded ed into this new lime light , or wether it is upon his own iniative , is perhaps ed observing the recent French parliamentary elections results in which the hard left caught some of the fake middle lefts wind .
Mr Hollande now has to reveal unto the french his tax and spend ideas , which to a great deal of French people will come as surprise in a the typical “but I thought you said that ………” which occures after vague socialist election manifestos . The trouble is , ed is in love and not really seeing how , a light austerity assuming growth towards the end of term may work , then there is the matter of where Mr Hollande will borrow from to keep his ideas rolling …..
The day started off well enough asian borus in a 1-2 % spurt and then , the hopes were dashed as no meaningful soundbite came from Berlin quickly followed by vauge polices from the new Greece coalition and still some squabbling post , peoples say , when most greek people thought they had delivered a mandate to sort it all out. By the time NN had come around the big questions were back and the two possibilities were dangled , a Greek exit or a greek euro orderd austerity. Another ECB security attempt on bonds , with the crumbs for the banks but not the central bank , but a hint of how a german underwriting deal could appear .
I was struck by the chasim between Greek ecnomic debate (sort of volcanic anger with fisticuffs close by) and the German finance fraternity in an unmolested air of banking efficency and chip pile in the last few hands of continent poker .
Barroso blew off on one “we have been transparent” which I suppose negates wondering where , responsible as definition of his talents should have gone in his lines. It was curious in that somehow he has now become the man who is underpressure to answer not so much in his previous verbs , but where the actual tangible plan is. Firing off with an opener that you know nothing and we run a good outfit which is transparent , isnt quite the same thing as how to deal with the deficets and debts in the differing areas . Spain zoomed through the 7% yield , and the question of which perpiheral country would have to be burned to save the rest seemed back on .
But that is the trouble in not having a plan , the shape is not fixed , the parameters too insecure and lacking measurement to know if what your pumping in is reaching those parts that begin growth .
I know I throw a few harpoons at the EUs abilities , but it is startling , these countries are in a single currency zone , it is failing becoming unstable and no one can refrer to the person who is in charge of the economic policy and solution . No one seems to be able to command any orders on which bits to clear first , while they discuss the grand floation device , rather than dealing with each problem compartment that is already happening . Quite if the ploy is one of starvation , until the tin of gruel is slipped through the prison cell hatch in exchange for glorious praise and agreement of full fiscal union and more europe , is interesting in how socialism may put nations into positions they can no longer refuse ….
The pm has noted the game is all well and good , but warned that the vague language is loosing out to reality , as he done a few times before , but he appeared to be talking to clones rather than decison makers . It may make the PM look like an eccentric voice in the next progresive steps at the moment , but time will tell on the experiment of borrowing more with no certainity of how you will get it back. Bit like lining up your driver for a T shot on the moon “watch this, THWACK …….. where did it go ? oh no theres no gravity …Impressive huh ”
Yet a footie match will have more interest than the next 10 yrs of economic fortune being decided in Mexico , impossible to resist for this country , we darnt hope too much , but at least for 2hrs the eurozone game can be forgotten.
They say who laughs last is the one who laughs best
(Like politicians, who’ve all feathered their nest)
And they’re still sitting pretty and loving the joke
After all, it ain’t them, it’s the country that’s broke
Ridicule Gorgon if it gives you a boost
But Brown and his ilk cling on, ruling the roost
After a while, Brown grows on you….
…. like fungus.
You DO know, Mr Fawkes, that as a minister and as PM I was photographed with a lot of people I barely knew and gave less than a shit about. My press officers sent out congratulations and well-wishes over my signature on many an occasion where I had no idea who the people were, or what they did or were about to do. It’s called PR, Mr Fawkes; and the Law of Averages tells you some of them will be unsuccessful. You’re just cherry-picking low-hanging fruit, laddie.
As long as we’re on the subject, did I ever tell you that being photographed and wishing people the best gives me the wood?
Always knew you were a fagot.
Guido let the Brown trout off the hook in the DSS last weekend. He should have nailed him for committing perjury at Leveson. And at the same time revealing the BBC as a bunch of sycophantic Lefties at the same time.
Instead what we got was a sob story about Labour’s finances. Pitiful in more ways than one.
Don’t know , a hammer and chisel here, a chip broken, a thump here a few more chips, a thump here and the whole edifice falls down.
Just insured the husband for £1m.
Now how can I arrange for him to meet Gordon?
People have never seen me at my beast ….. I mean best ….
Gordon was a big Rangers fan too, wasn’t he?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha.
What did you think the post was about ?
It was about Gordon’s proven tendency to fuck up whatever he touches.
Nothing about him being a big fan of Rangers.
Which he is.
It just gives me enormous pleasure to remind myself and others that Gordon ruins everything he claims to love, be it the Labour Party, Rangers or entire countries.
So wind your fucking neck in, c’unt.
fuck austerity
fuck austerity
I am just a backward sort of guy.
the tory boys are on the run if all they can do is ridicule the twat brown
where’s the plan to get britain working
where’s the plan to stop the corruption of the elites
Up Tom watson’s arse?
Hiya TwAT still waiting to hear on twatter about your brilliant blog.
Where’s the plan to sort out the biggest man-made economic disaster since WW2? The Euro. The elite are still in denial.
The less PR that this tosser gets the better, he will never ever get back into power, if we can’t get him and Bliar into jail for starting illegal or not wars then lets not write read or see anything about him or even mention his name, that will do him more damage, after all good PR/bad PR is = to good PR .
There will come a day when we should stop making fun about the poor, helpless, deluded, incompetent, Mittyesque, inadequate, self-absorbed moony that was Gordon Brown.
Due to the direct and collateral damage he inflicted on us all, that day is at least a century off.
Meanwhile;
Barroso tells G20 ‘we have not come to receive lessons’
What’s he doing there ???
To give lessons on how to feck up the economy for everybody. Today Europe, tomorrow the world.
Thatcher gave us Punk
Brown gave us Jedward
Recession ! What recession !
The only time I pay to see that so called comedian is when he’s on the BBC, I don’t need a remote because he’s a turnoff anyway, it’s a delight when you see a lefty, don’t do as I do but do as I say comment in action.
Look at that pose. So at ease with men in his environment. I am right with my disputed claim about Gordon’s ….
8 out of 10 people don’t know I’m a hypocritical tw@.
Did you notice that Justin Webb, typical Beeboid presenter on Toady thought it best not to mention Hypocrite Jimmy Carr’s name this morning in relation to his tax affairs. FFS ! an earlier Al-Beeba news edition had already mentioned it !! Cnut!
With Guido’s love for Gordon I wonder why he has never placed an attendance clock on the blog noting the money he receives and days of non-attendance in the HoC? Ken Livingstone was honoured with one for his promises to reveal his financial accounts which resulted in his demise from London’s political front.
Could it be that Guido revels in humiliating this useless failure, on a slow news day?
You ain’t seen me. Right.
Or that irate golf fellow.
Oi, that’s my line. See 134
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Jimmy+Carr/Prime+Minister+Gordon+Brown/Sport+Relief+Visit+Number+10+Photocall/voBboE8iNHw – CURSEOFJONAH Gordon Brown meets Jimmy Carr…
I can’t see similarities at all, a football club spends money it doesn’t have and … oh ….