June 18th, 2012

Curse of Jonah – Rangers Edition

Wherever Gordon goes, disaster follows.

All the Prime Mentalist did this time was meet with Rangers FC former owner David Murray, now 140-year-old club is facing liquidation.

Who will be his next victim…

Pic via @thenamesoni

202 Comments

  1. 1
    keredybretsa says:

    Put him on a plane to Athens!!!!

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  2. 2
    That is all says:

    and HMRC is going lose millions of pounds because of Gordon doubling the size of tax code.

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    • 12
      A reader says:

      huh, twat watch all over again

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    • 157
      Forkbender says:

      Come on up to speed, Gordon hasn’t been in power for over 2 years, Gideon is chancellor and call ME Dave is PM and have been for over 2 years, there now, that gives you confidence, doesn’t it?

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      • 165
        UKIP.I.AM says:

        And the debts and ridiculous spending commitments made by the stupid chump have all disappe*ared in a puff of smoke, with the words ‘Abracadabra’.

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  3. 3
    Popeye says:

    Millibore with any luck at all.

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  4. 4
    just sayin says:

    “now 140-year-old club is facing liquidation.”

    It is now a *newco* .

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    • 161
      Forkbender says:

      With daft wages that the players get it is not suprising that football clubs are are on their uppers and running around for sugar daddies to pump millions of pounds it to the clubs , if they want to have higher wages they can go elsewhere (chiefly abroad)

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  5. 5
    Col Nut says:

    We’ll have to keep an eye out.

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  6. 6
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Good luck, Lard Pressclott !

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  7. 13
    Rh- says:

    I dont think you can blame this one on the one eyed son of of a bee-atch. Rangers were corrupt, arrogant, spendthrifts, deeply unpleasant with a dark violent side and …….. hmm, I take that back – they seemed to have modelled themselves on broon!

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    • 84
      Sir Aston Martin says:

      Ah but do you see the cunning substitution? Gordpn Brown is the one posing above, who in 2008 bloated up on chips and underwent plastic surgery to make himself the Double, so fearful were the authorities of assassination attempts. A dyed-in-the-wool Labour supporter, Gordpn also underwent a lobotomy in case his services were needed as PM.

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    • 109
      Hava Nagila says:

      Sorry, but you seem to have them mixed up with Celtic. You know Celtic, don’t you? They’re the ones who wave placards and flags supporting terrorism and anti-Semitism. They’re the ones who boo British soldiers.

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  8. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Are you still talking about Brown? FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 20
      I'm Anonymous and So's my Wife says:

      All the time we’re suffering the results of his legacy yes. C’unt

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    • 52
      Negativism and Demonisation Is the Game says:

      Are you still talking about Fatcher? FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • 54
      Anonymous says:

      You can’t blame Guido, McMoron has always been good for business on here, and Ed Milibore is about as lively and interesting as a cadaver.

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      • 85
        Sir Aston Martin says:

        The cadaver has it by a long chalk. At least you get to observe the process of putrefaction, whereas Little Neddy is already putrid.

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    • 58
      Fog says:

      Worst prime minister ever, ever, of course we’re still talking about him. The evil that men do…

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  9. 15
    Aunty Matter says:

    Has he met Nick Clegg yet?

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  10. 16
    Irony Gordon says:

    GB was at Leveson recently.

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  11. 21
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    The celtic fans must have rolling around with laughter when brown made his visit to rangers, talk about the kiss of death

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  12. 22
    George says:

    Send him over to finish of the other half of the bigot brothers

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    • 28
      Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

      Let’s hope so. I just hope we don’t see Provo FC parachuted into the Prem when they keep winning their own league year after year. It’s bad enough having a Welsh team in our league.

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      • 32
        Gordon Brown says:

        I think that a Scots/Welsh/N.Irish league would be beneficial for the UK.
        The lack of equality in soccer is a serious concern.
        I propose a £60 bn subsidy be applied immediately to enable this league to buy players and improve stadiums.
        And every premier league club needs to redistribute 1/4 of their players to other, less fortunate, less successful clubs.

        English teams are not eligible to join or have any say in what this new ‘Celtic premier’ decides. Just pay up and shut up.

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      • 38
        Owain Glyndwr says:

        Did not know there was a welsh rugby team in the premier league, sorry thats something else you cant do, play rugby

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    • 196
      David Graham says:

      Heart of Midi-Chlorian are not that bad.

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  13. 23
    smoggie says:

    Keep the twat well away from the Ukraine.

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    • 26
      ooops its labour again...last one out take the lightbulb says:

      any chance we could fast track him to chenobyl

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  14. 27
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am watching ‘The Voice.’

    A good show that I wish every success.

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    • 164
      Forkbender says:

      You did not wish Dave and Gideon good luck when they came into office did you Gordon

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  15. 29
    Rangers are shyte says:

    Good riddance to them

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  16. 30
    Friends of Argentina says:

    Send him to Argentina.

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    • 31
      50 Calibre says:

      What has Argentina ever done to deserve this dysfunctional pile of shit?

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    • 36
      Chingrinner Memorial Committee says:

      the last time it was juted the entire population said they would emigrate if he was appointed governor

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  17. 35
    Another totally random U-tube clip says:

    Had forgotten how good this was. Paul McCartney and Right Wings:

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  18. 41
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    What’s he doing supporting a load of overpaid talentless bankers footballers?

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  19. 45
    BBC Scum says:

    Is there a replacement for the DG at the BBC?

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    • 97
      Anonymous says:

      Some Labour bloke called Ed Richards looks to be favourite.
      If appointed there should be a mass boycott of the licence fee.

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      • 191
        Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

        Dave won’t mind, he loves the BBC, in fact, he wants to be DG himself once he’s been kicked out by the electorate in 2015 – a nice big fat salary, very little work, and you get to be with your mates all day.

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  20. 46
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Leveson has had the misfortune of meeting Brown.

    Mind how you go Sir Brian.

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  21. 47
    BBC NEWS Editor says:

    The Euro is saved!
    But the Greeks haven’t rejected austerity, like we have.

    I wonder why the Greeks don’t just go to the taxpayer money tree?

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    • 88
      Cato Street Conspirator says:

      Like the banks have, do you mean? It worked for them so why shouldn’t it work for the rest of us?

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  22. 48
    Lizzie says:

    And they thought not letting him join them when the rest of them signed the Lisbon Treaty would be enough … Ha!

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  23. 53
    Cider drinker says:

    Expect Leveson to keel over live on tv , no-one can escape the curse

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  24. 59
    Tom (pension robbed) says:

    Just heard the ghastly lieing Alistiar Campbell on 5live admitting that Brown was a a ghastly lieing piece of shit.

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    • 98
      just asking says:

      Why is Campbell revealing all this stuff now and not when he was at Leveson?

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      • 133
        Punk Tilious (of Tooting) says:

        He wasn’t asked. My Jay is extremely punctilious in his questioning, especially of the lefties he is so enamoured of.

        Oh bu**er – ended my sentence with a preposition. That’ll put the cat among the pigeons.

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    • 193
      Alistair Campbell makes me ashamed to be human says:

      What it does show is that the people who should have been governing this country properly were actually devoting their time and energy to a personal war, and that even now, they are still filled with hatred and the idea of getting one over on each other. These are the scum who ruined our economy, and this is still all they care about. Oh and the BBC, are all too willing, of course, give a platform to this piece of scum at every available opportunity.

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  25. 60
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not commit perjury at the Leveson Inquiry.

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  26. 62
    break a leg says:

    The poor bloke in the crutches probably had a preliminary meeting with Jonah the week before.

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  27. 63
    Louise Mensch says:

    Sweet of Gordon Brown to phone me and wish me good luck before tonight’s Political Tweeter of The Year award !

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  28. 66
    Aunty Matter says:

    Sally emerges from the sea like a demented blue whale totally fucking hammered

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  29. 79
    Sarah Twat the Tweety Twitter says:

    mmmmmmm! – this carpet tastes good! What a shame not everyone can enjoy normal sex like wot Gordo and me do!

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  30. 91
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Why are those men in suits wearing poppies in the middle of June?

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  31. 92
    Gordon Brown says:

    When Tony said I’m crackerjack, he meant I watched Crackerjack.

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  32. 95

    Shouldn’t the ex Prime Mentalist be spending more time on the Labour front bench? As an ex PM and a Scott surly hes an ASSet Millipede should be pushing ;-)

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  33. 101
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nice to see Stephanie standing in front of that filmed Mexico background. For a moment I thought that the BBC had wasted ££££££ to get her out there for a 2min input.

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    • 148
      Green grow the rushes oh! says:

      She had toothache so could not accompany the 39 Beebperson crew who made the film.

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  34. 102
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Some nutter at the US Open Golf tournament doing an imitation of Gordon Brown– they ALL want to get in on the action:

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    • 149
      Green grow the rushes oh! says:

      We all kept telling Brown to ‘get in the hole’ but he got confused as to quite what we meant – so he went to Cape Cod to find out.

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  35. 103
    Saffron says:

    Gordoom the kiss of death,in my opinion should not ever be allowed anywere near economic matters whatsoever.
    The feckin idiot is about as familiar with economics as my dog,a doctorate on the history of the feckin scottish liebour party is about as useful,as being ill.
    Also folks this tosser wrote a book on courage,but nevertheless managed to flunk it although the polls were saying he would win.
    Lies dammed lies and statistics roll of this plonkers mouth as though there is no tomorrow.
    The man is so full of his own self esteemed shite that it is unbelievable.
    As well this tosser Sal Bercow is really bringing the historic role of speaker of the HOC into disrepute,she is making Bercow a laughing stock.
    Finally McDoom and Rangers is bullshit,as a person who is not interested in fussball whatsoever seeing that it is in itself another ponzi scheme designed to relieve people who now can’t afford of their cash to watch it,what an effing disgrace this so called sport has now become.

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  36. 104
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Why I’ve never been fired…..

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  37. 106
    Ah! Monika says:

    Just tried to sell Greece on eBay in the Antiques Category. Given up.

    Somebody else should have ago. Minimum price 1 Euro.

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  38. 107
    deliberate cybernat says:

    Alex Salmond must answer questions on immigration and terrorism, says ‘secret Scot’ Yvette Cooper :

    http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sunday-mail/2012/06/17/alex-salmond-must-answer-questions-on-immigration-and-terrorism-says-secret-scot-yvette-cooper-86908-23896880/

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    Aunty Matter says:

    So the Times is outing some lefty tax avoiders, be interesting to see if the BBC runs this story…or are any BBC types in the list.

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    • 115
      Fish says:

      Jimmy Carr of C4’s 10 o’Clock Live (that fuckin awful lefty programme) has been exposed as a hypocrite by the Times.

      ‘One of Channel 4’s biggest stars, Mr Carr is a member of K2, a scheme examined by The Times. K2’s members pay income tax rates of as little as 1 per cent.

      According to K2’s provider, Mr Carr, 39, shelters £3.3 million a year by channelling proceeds from DVD sales and television appearances through a Jersey-based company that then “lends” him the money back. Since loans are untaxable, Mr Carr, like other K2 members, is likely to have avoided paying significant sums to Revenue & Customs’

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      • 117
        Tron says:

        The Lefties on Twitter are saying that the “right wing press are out to get him”.

        The fact that he is a hypocrite has completely passed them by.

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  41. 116
    A bit more Farage says:

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    • 136
      UKIP.I.AM says:

      What a shame there was no mention of the massive fraud perpetrated by many EU governments such as Greece, who lied about their financial status when joining the Euro. In the private sector they would have been imprisoned. In the public sector they are not even criticised.

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  42. 121
    not a machine says:

    Ed throws his hat in with Hollande in the tour de farce of euro, 1st prize 1trn worth of debt with ECB before bank share holders …… Yes the son of the ruin has teemed up with protogee of Delores in an unwholesome alliance of souflees that wont raise , non descriptive verbs , and ideas that become toilet paper all too quickly . Quite wether some large stick from the Labour elite has prodded ed into this new lime light , or wether it is upon his own iniative , is perhaps ed observing the recent French parliamentary elections results in which the hard left caught some of the fake middle lefts wind .

    Mr Hollande now has to reveal unto the french his tax and spend ideas , which to a great deal of French people will come as surprise in a the typical “but I thought you said that ………” which occures after vague socialist election manifestos . The trouble is , ed is in love and not really seeing how , a light austerity assuming growth towards the end of term may work , then there is the matter of where Mr Hollande will borrow from to keep his ideas rolling …..

    The day started off well enough asian borus in a 1-2 % spurt and then , the hopes were dashed as no meaningful soundbite came from Berlin quickly followed by vauge polices from the new Greece coalition and still some squabbling post , peoples say , when most greek people thought they had delivered a mandate to sort it all out. By the time NN had come around the big questions were back and the two possibilities were dangled , a Greek exit or a greek euro orderd austerity. Another ECB security attempt on bonds , with the crumbs for the banks but not the central bank , but a hint of how a german underwriting deal could appear .

    I was struck by the chasim between Greek ecnomic debate (sort of volcanic anger with fisticuffs close by) and the German finance fraternity in an unmolested air of banking efficency and chip pile in the last few hands of continent poker .

    Barroso blew off on one “we have been transparent” which I suppose negates wondering where , responsible as definition of his talents should have gone in his lines. It was curious in that somehow he has now become the man who is underpressure to answer not so much in his previous verbs , but where the actual tangible plan is. Firing off with an opener that you know nothing and we run a good outfit which is transparent , isnt quite the same thing as how to deal with the deficets and debts in the differing areas . Spain zoomed through the 7% yield , and the question of which perpiheral country would have to be burned to save the rest seemed back on .
    But that is the trouble in not having a plan , the shape is not fixed , the parameters too insecure and lacking measurement to know if what your pumping in is reaching those parts that begin growth .

    I know I throw a few harpoons at the EUs abilities , but it is startling , these countries are in a single currency zone , it is failing becoming unstable and no one can refrer to the person who is in charge of the economic policy and solution . No one seems to be able to command any orders on which bits to clear first , while they discuss the grand floation device , rather than dealing with each problem compartment that is already happening . Quite if the ploy is one of starvation , until the tin of gruel is slipped through the prison cell hatch in exchange for glorious praise and agreement of full fiscal union and more europe , is interesting in how socialism may put nations into positions they can no longer refuse ….

    The pm has noted the game is all well and good , but warned that the vague language is loosing out to reality , as he done a few times before , but he appeared to be talking to clones rather than decison makers . It may make the PM look like an eccentric voice in the next progresive steps at the moment , but time will tell on the experiment of borrowing more with no certainity of how you will get it back. Bit like lining up your driver for a T shot on the moon “watch this, THWACK …….. where did it go ? oh no theres no gravity …Impressive huh ”

    Yet a footie match will have more interest than the next 10 yrs of economic fortune being decided in Mexico , impossible to resist for this country , we darnt hope too much , but at least for 2hrs the eurozone game can be forgotten.

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  43. 122
    albacore says:

    They say who laughs last is the one who laughs best
    (Like politicians, who’ve all feathered their nest)
    And they’re still sitting pretty and loving the joke
    After all, it ain’t them, it’s the country that’s broke
    Ridicule Gorgon if it gives you a boost
    But Brown and his ilk cling on, ruling the roost

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  44. 123
    Gordon Brown, Saviour Of The World says:

    You DO know, Mr Fawkes, that as a minister and as PM I was photographed with a lot of people I barely knew and gave less than a shit about. My press officers sent out congratulations and well-wishes over my signature on many an occasion where I had no idea who the people were, or what they did or were about to do. It’s called PR, Mr Fawkes; and the Law of Averages tells you some of them will be unsuccessful. You’re just cherry-picking low-hanging fruit, laddie.

    As long as we’re on the subject, did I ever tell you that being photographed and wishing people the best gives me the wood?

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  45. 126
    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Guido let the Brown trout off the hook in the DSS last weekend. He should have nailed him for committing perjury at Leveson. And at the same time revealing the BBC as a bunch of sycophantic Lefties at the same time.

    Instead what we got was a sob story about Labour’s finances. Pitiful in more ways than one.

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    • 173
      Well it's a thought says:

      Don’t know , a hammer and chisel here, a chip broken, a thump here a few more chips, a thump here and the whole edifice falls down.

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  46. 139
    Mad frankies older sister says:

    Just insured the husband for £1m.

    Now how can I arrange for him to meet Gordon?

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  47. 140
    Gordon Brown says:

    People have never seen me at my beast ….. I mean best ….

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  48. 156
    JH says:

    Gordon was a big Rangers fan too, wasn’t he?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Ha.

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    • 162
      TAKE YOU TIME DEAR < YOU'LL GET IT IN THE END says:

      What did you think the post was about ?

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      • 189
        JH says:

        It was about Gordon’s proven tendency to fuck up whatever he touches.

        Nothing about him being a big fan of Rangers.

        Which he is.

        It just gives me enormous pleasure to remind myself and others that Gordon ruins everything he claims to love, be it the Labour Party, Rangers or entire countries.

        So wind your fucking neck in, c’unt.

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  49. 158
    Alexsis Tsipras says:

    fuck austerity

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  50. 159
    Anonymous says:

    the tory boys are on the run if all they can do is ridicule the twat brown

    where’s the plan to get britain working

    where’s the plan to stop the corruption of the elites

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  51. 160
    Well it's a thought says:

    The less PR that this tosser gets the better, he will never ever get back into power, if we can’t get him and Bliar into jail for starting illegal or not wars then lets not write read or see anything about him or even mention his name, that will do him more damage, after all good PR/bad PR is = to good PR .

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  52. 174

    There will come a day when we should stop making fun about the poor, helpless, deluded, incompetent, Mittyesque, inadequate, self-absorbed moony that was Gordon Brown.

    Due to the direct and collateral damage he inflicted on us all, that day is at least a century off.

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  53. 177
    Anonymous says:

    Meanwhile;

    Barroso tells G20 ‘we have not come to receive lessons’

    What’s he doing there ???

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    • 184
      UKIP.I.AM says:

      To give lessons on how to feck up the economy for everybody. Today Europe, tomorrow the world.

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  54. 178
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thatcher gave us Punk

    Brown gave us Jedward

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  55. 179
    Jimmy Carr says:

    Recession ! What recession !

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    • 181
      Well it's a thought says:

      The only time I pay to see that so called comedian is when he’s on the BBC, I don’t need a remote because he’s a turnoff anyway, it’s a delight when you see a lefty, don’t do as I do but do as I say comment in action.

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  56. 182
    The Opportunistic Shameless Son of Mandel says:

    Look at that pose. So at ease with men in his environment. I am right with my disputed claim about Gordon’s ….

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  57. 185
    Jimmy Carr says:

    8 out of 10 people don’t know I’m a hypocritical tw@.

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    • 187
      Betrand Russell says:

      Did you notice that Justin Webb, typical Beeboid presenter on Toady thought it best not to mention Hypocrite Jimmy Carr’s name this morning in relation to his tax affairs. FFS ! an earlier Al-Beeba news edition had already mentioned it !! Cnut!

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  58. 186
    illogical says:

    With Guido’s love for Gordon I wonder why he has never placed an attendance clock on the blog noting the money he receives and days of non-attendance in the HoC? Ken Livingstone was honoured with one for his promises to reveal his financial accounts which resulted in his demise from London’s political front.
    Could it be that Guido revels in humiliating this useless failure, on a slow news day?

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  59. 188
    Jimmy Carr's shame says:

    You ain’t seen me. Right.

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  60. 192
    chefascii says:

    Or that irate golf fellow.

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    Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

    I can’t see similarities at all, a football club spends money it doesn’t have and … oh ….

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