Saturday Seven Up
This week 87,396 visitors visited 340,137 times viewing 563,060 pages. The top stories in order of popularity were:
- Sally Bercow Strips Off on Barbados Booze Schmooze
- He Lied and Lied and Lied
- Leaked Tory Crib Sheet of Planted Hunt Questions
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- Blair Loses Cool, Threatens War Protester
- Friday Caption Contest (Basic Instinct Edition)
- Gorgeous George’s Rampant Ebay Spree
You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
Seems our Sally has he uses.
Is she a ladyboy after all then or is that a typo?
You’re confusing her with me. She’s married to the short-arse lefty with an oversize opinion of himself and I’m married to the lard-arse lefty with an oversize opinion of himself.
Think it’s OnMeds pretending to be Ah Moniker.
Noticed it after I’d clicked, but thought it was quite apt. And there’s always the pressure of being first, now that 8illy is on the staff.
Whose ‘staff’ would that be, there’s been so many?
Many a true word spoken in jest.
Or was it?
Вilly is his own worst enemy.
It’s pink and it’s huge.
I’m long and thin
Covered in skin
Red in parts and
Goes in tarts.
and I haven’t had my first drink yet!
Make it another cocktale
I never read this blog. Just check the records.
Lies, damned lies and Liebour testimonies. An endless, rolling stream of mendacity and hypocrisy. They can lie under Oath as well as well as ‘sex-up’ documents when required.
Lies, damned lies and ConDem testimonies. An endless, rolling stream of mendacity and hypocrisy. They can lie under Oath as well as ‘suck-up’ to newspaper editors when required.
Better to be renowned for cuts and pasties than for being c*nts and patsies like the Labour lot.
Cutting and pasting improving I see.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
You say anarchist like it’s a bad thing.
Better to have anarchy that live in the Unions’ Communist Dystopia, courtesy of RedEd Militwit, Union Puppet and Vacuous Mong.
You say anarchist like it’s a bad thing.
Better to have anarchy that live in the Unions’ Communist Dystopia, courtesy of RedEd Militwit, Union Puppet and Vacuous Móng.
Don’t call me. I’ll call you.
Gutted for you Guido,that you weren’t mentioned in the Queen’s Honours List.
At the very least an OBE would have been appropriate.
We’ll revive the Most Illustrious Order-Order of St Paddy just for Guido, will that make you happy?
Once again I have been passed over for a peerage or a least a knighthood. Woe is me. Boaz.
Has Gordon Brown been rewarded for services to ‘c u n t z ‘
He only ever served Rupert.
When he does get one, posthumously would be best. Missing in action recently a VC award seems fair.- A Vicious C*** medal that Sorah can wear with pride.
What a week!
Maybe I should buy this Order-order website?
Didn’t Jimbob suggest you by Myspace … and didn’t you lose a shedload of mulla on that deal?
At least students love me for my strong, principled stand on fees.
If Chris Bryant and his fellow labour hypocrites are so sure Hunt lied, then why doesn’t he accuse Hunt outside of parliamentry privilege. Because he has not got the guts. Bryant prefers the spiteful politics so typical of labour. Bryant is a shit.
Agreed ‘doctor’. You are so right, but you forgot to call him a sanctimonious little shyte bag too. I’m sure it was an oversight!
So Alistair Campbell now blames Murdoch over labour going to war in Iraq. Can’t possibly be Blair’s of labour’s fault. Campbell is a scumbag lying shit.
Just how weak are our politicians if a newspaper owner can dictate government policy.
Who do you believe Murdoch or Blair, Brown, Campbell. The latter three are proven liars.
So the dodgy dossier thing never happened?
No, it didn’t happen. Nothing to do with us. It was all Murdoch. And Thatcher. Both of them made it up. In fact, if Saddam did have any WMDs, they were sold to him by Thatcher. And it was probably thieving-bitch Thatcher who later stole them from him.
Whatever. It’s all Murdoch’s fault.
The problem stems right back to the start of the first Blair term when he adopted a presidential style and kitchen cabinet management.
It runs against everything that ever happened before (maybe Wilson excepted on a much smaller scale.) Proper records were not kept. We know that others were deliberately destroyed and do not imagine these were solely confined to expenses.
Now it is he said, he/she said and people take predictable sides according to their dogmatic outlook.
The only variation to this is that so much shine has come off the Blair era, that even many of his enthusiastic supporters now see him as a true villain. Brown unwittingly assisted but he had no shine anyway, certainly in public perception.
With the rapid development of the internet, it has become worse in government, not better. Sure the welcome sunshine has come flooding in on these undesirables but the old-fashioned idea of which side of the bed did he get out of this morning has been overtaken by an hourly watch of the social media and policy being changed on the hoof, as happened with Argyll and Bute Council yesterday. Cameron, good on his feet as he is (after Brown anyone would be), is just more of the same.
Perhaps with some return to proper procedure, record keeping, manifesto observance visible to the public, spinners and lobbyists being swept out from the corridors of power and similar, then some stability might be restored. For now I only see it getting worse.
They place the populace under 24 hr CCTV Surveillance. How about same for them.
Never did Nixon any harm.
Was in Times Square when the Nixon scandal broke and have photos of electric news ticker display announcing the good news.
May be of interest to a Historian. ( No, not about Nixon, me )
I wish we had that ticker tape thing at Westminster.
“Gordon Brown has [belatedly] resigned as Prime Minister and has left {been booted from} Downing street for the last time….Rejoice! rejoice!”
On a 24 hour loop until 2050.
I think the depressing this is, they’ve been exposed on every form of media, 24/7, as thieves, and it’s done no good at all. They’re still there, in the HoC, rather than where they should be, HMP.
Prime example: Balls and Cooper, man and wife, both claimed for the same sodding house. Blatant theft, of our money. Did they resign in disgrace? Were they sacked? Did they go to prison? Prosecuted? Fined? Did they apologise? Acknowledge their fraud? No. They’re still there, two shameless thieves. One might well become Chancellor of the Exchequer. A proven thief, in Number 11. His wife is often described as a future Labour-leader. A proven thief, a shameless thief, a contemptible lying thief, in Number 10.
F*ck me sideways with a spoon, it’s no wonder the public regard politicians as muck.
Concise, accurate and to the point.
Have an MBE (My Bloody Efforts)
couldn’t have said it better with yours
OR….
“Just how weak are our politicians if a soft-pornographer can dictate government policy.
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More than Alastair Cook got!!
Sad, but these things happen to the best players in the world. However, can someone please tell me why Bophara, Morgan and Betwetter are in today’s side? No wonder we are crap at ODI’s.
Some really good blues on Jazz fm this morning
Fine claw, poser.
Go back and listen to your spice girls album
Weak.
That transcript of Gordon’s phone message has emerged.
Gordon to Rupert
Rupert, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend, not a convenient New Labour supporting newspaper proprietor . I don’t want to know you or what you do. I don’t want to see you at the hotels, I don’t want you near party conference or at my house. When Rebekah sees Sarah, I want to know a day in advance, so I won’t be there.
You understand?
I have the same tape but it has a small extra bit on the end:
Rupert? … Rupert? … Rupert? … F*!$%*g B@$t*&d!!!!
I am Fredo.
What happened to him in the end?
In the end he probably got himself impaled.
Gordon Brown says, Sarah Brown is the most forgiving person I know, why she has even forgiven Tony Blair for being responsible for the deaths of thousands of Iraqis.
“Cherie Blair and son Euan investigated over claims they illegally sub-let basement of £1.3m Marylebone home” (DM)
Is there no limit to what these people will do to make money?
Ref to “Is there …… ‘these peoples’ …”
Do the words: “In it together”, “Judicial Tyranny”, “legal Vultures”, “Above the law they preach to others” etc start to make you think a little bit deeper?
People have become so believing of what Lawyers state. Is it any wonder Parliament has become so infested with Lawyers???
They get legal priviledge and Parliamentary privilidge …. Wakey wakey!
Dame Tessa Jowell eh?
Missed that. I thought she only got a CBE, that’s a Commander of the Order, not a Dame.
Must have a look al Al Jazeera.
Richard Scudamore [Premier League chief honcho], Alan Leighton [Serial Executive] and Adam Crozier [Yes man]
They’ve been supping with and at the alter of the devil incarnate for many years also.
I thought it was an honour enough in itself to be elected to serve in public office.
I thought ex Speaker Martin would have been stripped of his Knighthood by now and his grossly extortionate pension reappropriated by the State to help repay the National Debt.
I thought it was very rude of that Irish guy from Ryanair to dare to say that Governments are incompetent and regulating against free choice for passengers.
I thought I knew the difference between a pirouette and a toe poke until I read the Independent.