June 15th, 2012

With Mirror Stock Down 90% in 5 Years Sly Gets £900,000 Payoff


17 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    No reward for failure!

  2. 2
    Salem's Witch says:

    Ha ha ha!

  3. 3
    Salem's Witch says:

    What goes around, comes around. No one is buying the tripe anymore.

  4. 4

    Abject failure = brilliant success. A very Orwellian result for a very Orwellian newspaper.

  5. 5
    Salem's Witch says:

    Strange how the lefty tripe merchants and their rags are going down the pan. People no longer trust them since Labour mismanaged the economy and they can’t peddle any more lies. People just don’t buy tripe anymore. They can’t afford to waste money or time on tripe.
    The BBC left wing tripe merchants will soon be a monopoly and we know why that is. We are FORCED to buy their tripe.

  6. 6
    london man says:

    Give me one third and I wll run all the way to the bank and earn money oN a isa.

  7. 7
    Some Geezer wot remembers an old fart who had a "payphone" in his home says:

    Take #2 on the Getty comment modded because of “Jean-P**L” (lost my head):

    J-P Getty once got rid of a couple of deadwood senior executives who were costing him money by not seeing and seizing certain opportunities. He invited them either to Sutton Place or the Malibu Getty Museum, I can’t recall which, and feted them; he had given them an extremely generous early-retirement (Read: “severance”) package, and he thanked them for years of devoted and loyal service. His rationale? “It was still cheaper in the long run than having to pay them to ruin things. I didn’t need the bad publicity of firing them. And these jerk-offs were so dim they thought I was doing THEM a favour.”

    A few bob and shut yer gob. Works like a charm.

  8. 8
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Does not make sense, his pay off is more that the paper is worth

  9. 9
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Both Sly and Prudence have been very good friends of mine for a long time now, I alone saved the world, these pills don’t work very well do they, what does that cnut Blair use to take the edge off proverbs 23 goodnight mummy.

  10. 10
    Salem's Witch says:

    £900,000 is pittance compared to the bonuses and pay offs that others have been given. It shows you how skint Trinity is.

    • 14
      Anonymous says:

      She should be making an appearance at the Leveson enquiry let alone getting 900,000 quid

  11. 11
    Rob says:

    Future Labour PM material.

  12. 13
    Gordon McMad says:

    Telling bone? I never use the telling bone. I recall with perfect clarity not using the Nokia on that day. It was a Saunday. I never use a Nokia on a Sunday. on
    Y on a Friday.

  13. 15
    Fireworks says:

    Thornberry’s false indignation is so transparent and mannered. She was clearly showboating for applause.

    • 17
      @OhthisbloodyPC says:

      Poor thing!

      Obviously desperate to prove herself

      But there are more subtle ways to start a fight.

      She’d have had more dignity with “Did you spill my pint?”

  14. 16

    That Thornberry outburst was ridiculous.

    It would have been more subtle to start a fight with ‘Did you spill my pint’


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