June 14th, 2012

Sally Bercow Strips Off on Barbados Booze Schmooze

Her husband might have caused a storm in the Hunt debate yesterday, but it’s blue skies ahead for Sally Bercow as she suns herself in the Caribbean. The Mail reports that the Speaker’s wife is enjoying a boozy all-expenses-paid holiday at the five-star Hilton hotel in Barbados, where she will be giving a speech on her Twitter cock-ups. What is it with Sally and taking her clothes off on camera…


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    But says:

    Grotty watch more like.

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    Cruising for a bruiser probably. She looks the type to take a docker.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Seems odd to be defending a Bercow but……. Just because Guido habitually wears oilskins and a fleece on an Irish beach does not make it unusual to wear a bikini in sunnier climes. I am reliably informed that even George Osborne has been seen in one.

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    Moral Collapse Blair and Madoff Mandelson says:

    Nothing like us…

    We are in ten star hotels every nite

    And are getting filthy rich to boot, flogging our doubtful contacts to even more doubtful clients

    While telling you all and sundry, of course, that we are doing so much for charity

    Charity begins at home you know…

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    No doubt she will be hauled over the coals most for smoking.

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    Anonymous says:


    Such low fare and betrays much.

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    Jack says:

    A craggy MILF showing off because she is married to Pint Sized Squeaker


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    JohnW says:

    Probably why she walks funny!

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    Popeye says:


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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    She and a fag are no strangers. Let’s leave it at that.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    depends what she is doing with the ciggie.

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    misterned says:

    I wish that there had been some sort of warning first! Now I need to gouge my eyes out and pour napalm into the sockets.

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    Anonymous says:

    It pays to keep kosher.

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    tottenham chutzpah says:

    Bercow’s Old Boiler

    proof that a traditional british domestic appliance, properly serviced, can give satisfaction for years

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    Mind bleach says:

    Yuk…her bollox are showing.

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    Anonymous says:

    Bercow isn’t a great beauty but I’d be happy to spend a few nights with her.

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    Elvis says:


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    Anonymous says:

    What is it she actually does??

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    Throg says:

    Sally Bercow “lying on beach in bikini, smoking cigs, drinking & chatting with ‘male pal’
    Isn’t that how Princess Margaret started out?

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    just asking says:

    Are you John Bercow?

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    Parasite Party says:

    Another Labour parasite.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Irritates Guido and assorted loonies – everything has a purpose and a value.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Just use concentrated sulphuric acid — saves a step. Can rcoemmdne ti,

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    Selohesra says:

    He said he wasn’t Happy

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    They’re not insinuating, dear, they’re saying it outright.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I believe Margaret was more particular about her company. She stuck to East End gangsters and the like and avoide the riff-raff like Miliband and Cameron.

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    only saying says:

    I thought she looked after the kids whilst trying to make it as yet another talentless media ‘personality’?

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    Anonymous says:

    Plus Margaret was quite beautiful in her youth.

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    Scamp The Excitable Dog says:

    Herman Munster in a bikini and no warning on the tin, thanks team.

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    Dial m for money grubbing says:

    Any pics of flabby Tom Fatson in his speedos? Phwoar!

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Yes but is she Corgi serviced?

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    More than that, Anon, she were a stunner, a 9.5 at least. Look what gin and a lifetime of inactivity do to one.

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    Parasite Party says:

    What is it with Sally stripping for the camera? She has a good figure but fuck all else going for her. She uses it to get media attention, cash and free holidays. The joy of being modern woman.

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    Harbottle says:

    She looks like a character from Benidorm.

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    Sally says:

    Just smoking a fag after shagging that sexy, married guy’s brains out. (@SallyBercow)

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    fruitcake says:

    OK then, was he feeling Grumpy?

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    I've tried it and I'm not going back says says:

    Barbados is a good choice for anyone who fancies bouncing on the end of 12 inches of black cock.

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    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Not that it’s any of my business but I thought she didn’t drink?

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    Baroness Warsi says:

    Here’s one – it looks like he’s pulled:

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    Chris THE Bryant says:

    Oh Myyyy, you little liar, he’s mine.

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    Laurie loves Owen ... from behind ... with a strap on says:

    do roosters get that big over there?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    and low class.

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    Sally takes it up the Alley says:

    Shaaadup! I’m havin’ a fag.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    As tight as a moose’s earhole.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Of course you missed the other common feature – they both married useless drains on the taxpayer.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Now you’ve done it. Liam Fox will be on the first plane out.

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    Cogburn says:

    Watch yourself, sister. Everything in those woods’ll either bite ya, stab ya or stick ya!

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    3illy 3owden is a liar says:


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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    A bit like Jeremy Hunt but with the kids added.

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    amongymouse says:

    I see what you did there Sally – you changed the word Mail into Fail. And ‘Fail” is what lots of kids say. Smashing. That joke will never get old.

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    Perse O'Nally says:

    Dear God, it’s enough to make you vomit.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    She should have married Townsend.


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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Not likely – there have been no reports of a relationship with George Osborne.

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    rocknrolla says:

    Interesting isn’t it – Sally is part of the right-on trendy wealthy liberal set who are always going on about reducing the number of flights people take. And yet this doesn’t apply to her. Strange.

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    W.Anker says:

    I’d knock one out in her honour.

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    Have you seen those dwarf porn videos? I am sure its him.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Bloody hell. I know Andy Townsend is irritating but you get a lower sentence for murder.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Now if that were true she could make a full time career as vomit-inducer in chief at Bullingdon dinners.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    No give us strength Sally.

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    All appliances leak at some time but try getting those stаins off the ceramic tiles.

    [close call there …]

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    But You Didn't Hear It From Me, Dearie! says:

    Let’s just say that, more than likely, so is someone else whom you may know.

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    Greychatter says:

    Not a pretty Sight

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    How the BBC are struggling to create a anti Cameron story.
    Which tory will be continually interrupted by Dimbleby on tonight’s QT?

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Is Gordon with here – popping his eye at her tiny titties?

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    Louise Mensch says:



    “Whoa I’m going to Barbados” by Typically Tropical is on my i-pod playlist

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Makes the speaker like even smaller than he is by twittering all day and rubbing shoulders with the loony left.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Andy has a brother called Pete? What’s he done to deserve this?

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    Eddie says:

    Not even with yours Guido.

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    rocknrolla says:

    Must be someone else. No way Watson is that slim or has ever had girls like that.

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    Have just Googled sally bercow whore and got 100,000 results.

    Not as many as you might expect…

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why doesn’t Chris Bryant accuse Brown and Blair of being liars? Maybe he is not man enough.

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    Way past my tether with our stupid ruling class says:

    Another fucking waste of space who thinks the world owes her a living. I am beginning to undertsand why the French Revolution was such a bloodbath.

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    Mr Speaker's Green Hat says:

    Yuck. She’ll be sucking someone’s toe next

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    MB. says:

    Don’t forget this couple of lines in the Mail, pure coincidence obviously. :-)

    “The Institute of Travel and Tourism offered her the ‘dream job’ just weeks after her husband allowed the organisation to host a Christmas cocktail party in his official Commons apartment.”

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    Another Anonymous says:

    No wonder you wrote that anonymously.

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    You might not get much. Her thumbs don’t stay still for more than five seconds.

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    Time For Change says:

    Corruption. It is so endemic in our Parliament.

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    I've tried it and I'm not going back says says:

    She’d never go that low.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Slapper Search?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Old Sally has a bigger belly that me and I like 10 pints a night.

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    John Bellingham says:

    Try Sally Bercow Porn Movie–that gets 200,000 results.

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    Bored says:

    His wife isn’t Snow White either

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    NHS helpline says:

    you need specsavers and therapy

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    Porn specialist says:

    There is a porn film called Cicciolina and the Midget, I think

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    I had a delicate upbringing. Perhaps you could do it for me (in fact for us all) and report back?

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    ToonBob... says:

    Some might say “A pig in knickers”

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    Laser Toner says:

    Infidelity is the number one cause for divorce.

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    rocknrolla says:

    It’s a good thing she is so left-wing or the BBC/Guardian would be all over this.

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    anonymous says:

    no chance of an investigation into Andrew Lansley’s wife’s job with a drug company that seeks contract with the NHS then?

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    smoggie says:

    I agree. Most odd.

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    wankers the lot of them says:

    Fucking bitch. Bercow should report himself to the sleaze committee.

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    Slavoj Žižek: Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots


    This is the type of leftists that I hate. Radical leftists whose fathers are all very rich

    Decide for yourselves:


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    Master Of The Bloody Obvious says:

    An interesting statistic to bear in mind:
    100% of all divorced couples had, at one time, been married.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Prick Robinson at it again on the news. Now the phone call to the senior lawyer regarding Hunt was ‘brief’ according to Toenails, yet that is NOT the case. Is Robinson an utter fucking penis?

    Why is Robinson obsessed with Cameron’s body language? did he not see Brown at Leveson the other day? Brown looked like he wanted to stab Jay through the heart.

    The simple fact is Jay didn’t land a single blow on Cameron today and it was Brown who came off worst with his denials that c u n t s like McBride went around slapping people about.

    The BBC have been hyping today up for weeks and at the end of it what do we know? Cameron, like Bliar and Brown met with Brooks on a regular basis.

    Wow. Big fucking deal.

    Fuck off BBC and find some real news.

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    Who paid all the expenses , was it channel 4 ?

    Is Paddy the Pikey there with her , some one at the tv station must have a bet on that they can get him to knob her and catch it on film !

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Thought I would do the destruction test on this. Googled Eric Pickles porn movie and got 1620000 results. There are some very sick people out there.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Probably whilst wearing a Chelsea shirt.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Remind me of how much money the directors of Crapita donated to Nu Liebore and how many government contracts they got?

    Bernie Ecclestone anyone?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Sort of fat Polly Mk2.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Disgraceful. Its not even as if their CEO went to school with Bercow or lives nearby.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    He poses in skidmarked undies though.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Fair question but what does it have to do with the first point?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I am begining to like Jay. He makes enemies of Brown and Murdoch, makes Hunt look like a simpleton and then, best of all, gets Cameron spluttering whilst he searches for an answer to how often he saw RB – and all by asking simple questions politely. We may be no nearer the truth but our leaders have, without many exceptions, appeared as total sleazeballs. Only Cable came out ok by making it clear that he hated Murdoch and didn’t care who knew it.

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    champagne all the way says:

    “The Mail reports that the Speaker’s wife is enjoying a boozy all-expenses-paid holiday at the five-star Hilton hotel in Barbados…..”

    Socialism really does work then?

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Common as muck.

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    Charlotte Corday says:

    I’ve been to the Hilton in Barbados. It is right next door to an oil refinery. Anyone got a match?

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    A touch of the beeboids says:

    The right wing wife of a right wing Tory speaker on a freebie to Barbados? News shitstorm.

    The left wing wife of a left wing Tory speaker on a freebie to Barbados? Nada.

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    Penny says:

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    Save the BBC says:

    Should we keep the TV Licensing system?

    Vote Now:

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    We are one.

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    Nan Taylor says:

    As slack as a yak in a track, I reckon. The school bike. Worthless woman with a reputation as a gobby, lefty slag.


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    Anonymous says:

    Nope. Gordon’s busy doing the other sort of lying …. to Leveson.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    But none of it is new, it’s just stuff we already knew.

    An utter waste of time and money.

    The hacking at the NOTW took place when Liebore were in power, Liebore knew it was going on yet did nothing. Why not? Jay won’t ask that.

    This is supposed to be an investigation into the relationship between the MEDIA and politicians, not just Murdoch. I want to know what lobbying the BBC do when they stick their fucking hand out for more tax payer cash. Who does the BBC lobby in the EU for money as well?

    What does the BBC promise in return?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Naughty little anonatroll – go back to your homework.

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    Anon. says:

    Jealousy is such a demeaning trait, Tristram.

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    The Golem says:

    If we must have pictures of an older woman in a bikini, could we not at least have one who might stir up a bit of enthusiasm? For example, I wouldn’t object to Susanna Reid or Lucy Verasamy. No doubt, too much to ask.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I prefer cigars!

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    Anon. says:

    Was George nasty to you at school, Tristram? And you’re such a social inadequate, you’ve never been able to get over it? Poor lad.

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    Charlotte Corday says:

    Before I get accused of inciting arson, I should point out that I was being ironic.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Whilst I might agree that your questions should be looked at, you need to look at the Leveson terms of reference. They are dominated by reference to press and newspapers and other media is only mentioned in passing. Cameron drafted the terms (or at least approved them) so it is clear the focus was meant to be the papers – don’t blame Leveson and Jay for doing what they were asked.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Sounds like a perfect CV for an MP.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Could be worse – Theresa May, Margaret Beckett, the tractor twins, Angela and Maria.

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    Eric says:

    And on here!

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    Anon. says:

    No Tristram, Jeremy is the Minister of State for Media, Culture and Sport. Sally is a Z-rated wannabe TV ‘personality’ trying to make it on the (flattened) back of her husband, a Parliamentary official.

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    Fur Trade Fare Trader Of Fair Trade Travle says:

    Freebies are not fair.

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    Higgs-Bowson says:

    Just as well you’re invisible.

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    Anon. says:

    That isn’t how you write numbers, Tristram. Were you educated under Labour?

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    AC1 says:

    I want to live in a country where everyone is above average.

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    jgm2 says:

    Afternoon dr*i*nking. And on a school night too.

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    Ms Mediocre says:

    Sadly, half of the people I meet are decidedly below average

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    Smiffs says:

    Osborne seen in a bikini? Shurely not.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Don’t worry, it’s 105 metres away.

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    Errol Flyn says:

    Sally met a black man on the beach.

    She said to him “I would really like to play with your c-o-c-k”.

    He replied “OK, but don’t stray too far away from the beach”.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    How come Allen Stanford gets 110 year in jail for running a ponzi scheme yet Angela Merkel who is running a massive ponzi scheme is still free?

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    Lord Justice Leveson's Keyboard says:

    Wrong, Cable’s views on Murdoch only came out because he was secretly taped, and he was mortified when it came out. Read his evidence. And Cable’s job was only saved by a civil servant who came up with the solution of giving the BSkyB job to Culture Media & Sport. Mr Jay didn’t try to make an enemy of Gordon – it was inevitable once Gordon heard a question he didn’t like. Jeremy Hunt was the most lucid and straightforward – that’s why Labour have had to resort to base insults.

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    Aaron D Highside says:

    Hancock, Galloway, Draper, Bercow (M & F) – class acts.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Can anyone tell me what date Christmas Day was on in 2006?

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    Lord Justice Leveson's Keyboard says:

    But they aren’t doing what they were asked, that’s the point. They are merely conducting a Murdoch witch hunt as requested by the BBC, Labour and the Guardian.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Pointless bollocks.

    How about asking Brown or Bliar or Alistair Campbell “when you decide to dream up a pack of lies about Iraq and invade slaughtering hundreds of thousands of men women and children?”

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Actually I bet old Theresa May looks good for her age stripped off

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The Crazy World of Gordon Brown – Fire.
    So if Brown’s story was cooked up, is that where Ed Balls get’s his cooking skills from?

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    Charles Ponzi says:

    I only served 12. He He.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Because she is zee fallen madonna with zee big boobies.

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    Тасhуbaрtus says:

    One thing’s for sure: if he started commenting on this blog, he’d be banned before you could say ‘mod’.

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    Aunty Matter says:

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    AC1 says:

    “educated under Labour”
    is a googlewahck and links only to tautology.com

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Each day in Iraq we see Blair’s legacy.

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    She’s got a bigger cock than you have !

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    AC1 says:

    It’s being very unkind to Borat.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Because I don’t remember a call for an investigation into Crapita or Bernie Ecclestone. All we got was Teflon Tone saying “I’m a straight kinda guy”

    The BBC, the Guardian etc all just ignored it and moved on, why is it when Tories are invovled we have to have an investigation?

    There are lots of issues around Liebore’s 13 years and backhanders.

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    AC1 says:

    Wharf Wahrf! I’d sail up her canal.

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    jgm2 says:

    Somebody I know just got back from that Institute of Travel and Tourism junket and I’ll be in his presence with a monstrous amount of booze on Saturday. I’ll let you know if I hear anything.

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    robbie says:

    what a blimmin’ minger

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    jgm2 says:

    Labour don’t ‘resort’ to base insults. That’s their jumping off point and they go downhill from there.

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    PC clitoris says:

    she’s had to go abroad for cock as she only sits on the little guys face.

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    jgm2 says:

    I’ve not been following it but is it not possible that Jay is exposing all manner of wrong-doing and Murdoch schmoozing by Labour but it simply doesn’t get reported by the BBC and Grauniad.

    As usual.

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    John Bercow says:

    I would.

    Except she wont let me.

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    Every body bag refreshes the memory

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    I don’t understand how not a machine can post his ramblings (some of which are quite good) in such a haphazard way and still manage to avoid all the landmines, Tachy.

    There are obviously lots of people who are much cleverer than I…

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    jgm2 says:

    Errr – hold on – isn’t that ‘trolling’. The new definition. Trolling: Abusing wimmin on the internet in a random sweary manner.

    Somebody should write an article about that.

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    This is Carlton your Doorman says:

    Did someone put him up to it?

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    She can always pop into Salford , for a portion of Paddy’s sausage

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    Тасhуbaрtus says:

    Perhaps the modbot only scans the first 50 words.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    If I knew who either Laurie Penny or Jennifer fucking Egan were, I might give a toss.

    Sadly, I no longer listen to Radio 5 Dead, so only dimly remember the former as a silly little bitch who seemed conflicted about her privileged upbringing, and have never heard of the latter.

    Am I missing anything?

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    It is quite entertaining to look at some of his YouTubes. He is so way out that he can actually can grow on you if you are not too careful. Last year, everyone down here in Istria was talking about him (Slight exaggeration – not Rihanna levels – but amongst thinking people, very much the topic of conversation.)

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    Sehr interessanter gedanke!

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Nah. I’ve read the WordPress code, and it does the whole post.

    Maybe not a machine is a rogue program inserted into Guido’s codebase, and is thus if not self-aware, at least aware of the mod triggers?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Why doesn’t the raggedy old slapper dr*nk?

    Has she a past?

    I think we should be told…

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    Would have to agree, Para, that some it *appеars* program generated. Mid you, to me, most of the stuff that James Joyce wrote seems the same.

    Call me a Philistine but it’s what I think.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Fuck me !! What an old pig scarer !!!

    It’s like a beached whale.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Good job I’m not in Istria – the bugger looks like my alter ego!

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    jgm2 says:

    Is that ‘don’t dr*i*nk’ for the same reason that George W Bush and Tony Adams don’t dr*i*nk?

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    Тасhуbaрtus says:

    Yes, anything Not a Machine writes could easily have been generated by a version of the Postmodernism Generator (won’t give URL as this provokes modding, just google for it).

    But of course there’s two kinds of exclusion: modding for content and having your name manually banned (like Раrаgnоstіс, or me if I spell my moniker in roman letters). The second kind comes from your comments actually being understood by PS or HC. Not a Machine can’t be understood, and is safe from that. So he might be human after all.

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    Catherine says:

    Surely she’d prefer something a little larger.

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    What drugs is she being kept alive on?

    What did she contract?

    The comforting thought is that, whatever it is, Bercow has it now as well.

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    jgm2 says:

    Beat me to it.

    I suspect you’ve hit the nail on the head. That said, I should probably give up myself. Mind you, I haven’t hit rock bottom yet by becoming a socialist.

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    Forkbender says:

    “What is it with Sally and taking her clothes off on camera”, why don’t the Two Guidos get the togs off and into their speedos, I bet you haven’t got a six pack like Sally, probably like Watney’s Party Sevens.

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    My favourite political moment of the week says:

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    Silly Sally Bigcow says:

    I have a ‘past sell-by date’ tattooed on my fundament.

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    jgm2 says:

    To be fair to Sally she’s in good shape for a mother of three (is it three?) kids.

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    jgm2 says:

    ‘GUILTY MAN!!!’

    ‘GUILTY MAN!!!’

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    M & S says:

    It’s not just any old sausage, it’s a Big Fat Crazy Sausage.

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    Chipping Norton Set says:

    Gosh I bet her breath stinks.

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    Wouldn't f**k her with yours! says:

    That many rides she has pedals

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    Or from the Chomskybot:

    For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is not to be considered in determining a corpus of utterance tokens upon which conformity has been defined by the paired utterance test. By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, the theory of syntactic features developed earlier may remedy and, at the same time, eliminate the system of base rules exclusive of the lexicon. Clearly, the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is unspecified with respect to an abstract underlying order. Furthermore, the notion of level of grammaticalness is to be regarded as the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). Presumably, relational information appеars to correlate rather closely with the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)).

    Perhaps we should have McBroon’s speeches re-analysed.

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    AC1 says:

    Many requests from major American media outlets following my speech yesterday.
    But none from their British counterparts…
    Nigel Farage MEP

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    When we eventually get to have that pint that nell was talking about, I shall be able to recognise you, then… :-)

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Irish getting stuffed by Spanish. Today is a good day.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    You are joking? I’ve seen better looking women dug up in pyramids.

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    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Divorce is the most pleasant way to end a marriage, when you consider the options.

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    Old habbits die hard. says:

    No wonder Little John lost the plot at the Hunt debate. In the Mail they show some bloke of normal height that she is shagging.


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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Stringy bitch!

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    AC1 says:

    I know you’ll join me in attacking irresponsible rating agencies!


    Now France has elected a magic money tree horticulturist it’s problems are over.

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    Fiddle about says:

    Whens Petes book coming out, you know the one he was “researching” when errr…..

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    My favourite political moment of the week says:

    Is that what he’s saying? I thought it was “There’s the man, there’s the man”. It felt so satisfying to see the tables turned on Blinky. He’s always making gestures at the front bench but for once he got a taste of his own medicine. Frankie should always sit there at PMQs.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve seen better looking slags in The Pyramids, Portsmouth.

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    the whole world and his wife says:

    Gordon Brown is a lying little shit.

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    Q: What is the Pope’s favorite vegetable?
    A: Jesuitical cauliflower

    Thanks to AC1 for enabling me to waste even more time by looking at Googlewhack.

    Fire up the Popemobile.

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    Manwatching says:

    The two armed point, fucking delicious !

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    Nip and Tuck says:

    Who’s the tranny?

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    Anonymous says:

    That’s somebody mum you’re talking about.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Fucking hell here we go again.

    Osborne is going to lend the banks 80 billion (that WE the public have to pay back with interest) that they can then lend back to us at many times the interest rate they are getting and we end up being shafted again.

    Please tell me George Osborne is actually Gordon Brown with a rubber mask on?

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    Podgy Dave's a cunt says:

    Country supper?

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    This week David Dimbleby chairs Question Time from the lovely Stockton-on-Tees.
    So no need to bus in any rabid lefties as the audience will be packed with ‘em!

    On the panel tonight and in no particular order:-
    Television executive and former director general of the BBC Greg Dyke
    President of the Liberal Democrats Tim Farron MP
    Mail on Sunday columnist Peter Hitchens
    Housing Minister Grant Shapps MP
    Shadow Attorney General Emily Thornberry MP.

    So join us as we take the piss out of BBCs pathetic attempt at impartiality.


    Just click here : http://tinyurl.com/c3ovnnq

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    Podgy Dave's a cunt says:

    or tabloid editor

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    Not long to go now says:

    Have you noticed their all running around preparing for the shit + fan event wile the MSM plays it down.

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    Adrian Swall says:

    Maybe Jennifer and Egan are two people. If so is Egan male or female?

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    Just saying says:

    Yep, she’s a mother alright.

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    Bercunt says:

    …. of old gypsy cock.

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    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Amusing mental image. A self-important dwarf mounting a barking mad slapper. Ah, the beast with two backs. No good will come from it, mark my words.

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    Joe says:

    I thought they were all adopted?

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    Circle Jerk says:

    Too busy all joining in on the Leveson wankfest.

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    BBC NEWS Editor says:

    ITV just gave the PM a right kicking.
    I feel I should write to them and tell them to lay off.

    Kicking the PM’s bollocks is our job.

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    Bulmers says:

    jgm2 you should have gone to specsavers.

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    King Dong says:

    She’s got a bigger cock than I have!

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    jgm2 says:

    I don’t recall.

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    Britain the ruined country says:

    I’m only a common old “working girl”
    As all of you know so well
    But getting a John to take me on
    Was better than I could foretell
    There’s nought I won’t do
    Nought I won’t screw
    Common’s the name of my game.

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    Channel 4 Editor says:

    ..and ours too!

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    MB. says:

    Wasn’t it suggested that the first BLiar government devoted so much time to the fox hunting ban because of a very large donation from the anti-hunting lobby?

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    jgm2 says:

    Print, print, print….

    Ein, zwei, drei, vier
    Print some cash and dr*i*nk more beer..

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    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Pretty confident it’s ‘Guilty man.’

    Watched it again and looked for ‘There’s the man’. Not seeing it. Or hearing it.

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    Id rather be gay than find myself in Sally Alley says:

    those pics, especially those near the crotch are vomit-inducing. Im sure glad that those internet geeks have not been able to portray the sense of smell on thier web pages. Talk about wrotting trout…yuk!

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    jgm2 says:

    Isn’t that Jaffa Miliband’s kids?

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    jgm2 says:

    I’m an ugly fucker myself so my b*a*r is set low.

    Think limbo-dancer.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Yes, tonight Krusty Squawk and Newsnight will be serving up even more giant dollops of Leveson. We know it’s what our licence payers demand.

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    Rick Nobinson says:

    Let me at ‘em !

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    jgm2 says:

    Not a single spider’s leg to be seen.

    Sally shaves.

    Good for her.

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    Aunty Matter says:

    Ah fat shit Watson on Newsnight and just mentions “Milly Dowler” once again.

    Labour are c u n ts , they’ve use the name of that poor girl for political purposes so many times now.

    Fuck off and go jump off a cliff Watson you piece of human piss.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    It’s a fucking joke, the BBC have been spinning this now for months and the only person who looked a cu nt this week was Brown.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Sorry but Bradby’s comments were well balanced, unlike Toenails who told lies, distorted facts and wanked on about ‘body language’ when the only person who looked shifty was Gordon Brown and Toenails didn’t even report on his appearance.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Tim Farton, FibDem nonentity and nauseatingly sanctimonious twonker wetting himself in ecstasy.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    At the BBC we employ only top talent. After Tom Watson on Newsnight, we’ve got Jackie Smith.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Talking of slappers what the fuck is Flabby Titmus doing on Newsnight? Other than making Krusty Wank look even fucking uglier what’s her relevance?

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Didn’t that happen under Liebour’s watch ?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Newsnight balance 4 v 1 against Murdoch once again.

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    Richard Chimney says:

    Where are those videos and tissues ??

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    jgm2 says:

    In 2002 apparently. While ‘The Sun’ was lauding Blair and the Maximum Imbecile to the rooftops and printing their every utterance as a divine revelation.

    ‘WMD in Iraq?’ Certainly Prime Minister.

    ”No more boom and bust?’ Your wish is our command Mr Brown.

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    Third rate Les says:

    A woman in the sea on her holidays. So?

    You sad, sad, sad c’untard.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    According to the BBC Liebore were never in Government, Fatchur was in power until 2010 then it was Cameron.

    It’s like Dallas, we’ve all woken up in the shower to find the last 13 years were just a bad dream. At least according to the BBC.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We feel that our policy of selecting guests by lardage works very well. Tonight we have two real stars, Tom Watson and Jacqui Smith.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck me two more Newsnight lefties, Allegro Stratten and Paul ‘it’s all kicking off’ Mason

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    Betrand Russell says:

    Yeah and feckin’ Liebour Baddiel and Eddie Mair the Square FFS!

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    What a fucking ugly cow

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    Aunty Matter says:

    How come Leveson hasn’t asked Liebore to produce any emails or text messages between Bliar, Brown, Campbell and the press?

    The more you see of Leveson the more it just seems to be focussed on the Tories and not the 13 years of Liebore.

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    A randy corgi says:

    Woof- woof – I managed it, but she was in the lowered doggy position.
    How beastly.

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    Smooth pussy lover says:

    Has she got a de-bushed pussy, do you think?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Sea holiday ? That’ll be Cunard then, surely, not c’untard.

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    The amazing thing is she clearly perceives herself to be on some way attractive

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:


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    The anti-mussie league says:

    Don’t matter – they are only useless rag-heads.

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    CT says:


    A solid citizen should report him to the police.

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    Rufus Stone says:

    She always smokes after shagging, then she lights a cigarette

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    Anonymous says:

    Sally Bercow – self-confessed binge-drinking, druggie slapper.

    I wouldn’t touch her with a disinfected bargepole!

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    Nom Dom Nom says:

    She is tall and refined just like the Eiffel Tower.

    Oh wait not everyone has been up the Eiffel Tower.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Obscure References Service says:

    @AC1 June 14, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    “Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”


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    Here we go again! says:

    George Osborne unveiled a £140 billion emergency scheme to try to avoid a second credit crunch caused by the ongoing chaos in the eurozone.

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    out ta fuck says:

    25000 gypsys on their way to these shores from Eastern Europe tonight.
    Tough shit, republic of Ireland

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Cheap whore.

    A national disgrace.

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    Bill Bell says:

    Scarry that she thinks this acceptable in public or otherwise, beer cow would be more appropriate, scuse me while I attempt to wash my brain

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    Fat Chancers says:

    Each of whom came up in the lift separately, so as not to tempt fate.

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    Sue, the first Mrs Handycock says:

    Indeed. I find it hard to understand why this has been tagged “totty watch”. Not one of Guido’s better judgment calls, I fear.

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    Sue, the first Mrs Handycock says:

    @ChrisTHEBryant, she’s admitted she’s a liar. She twatted that she was lying on the beach. Is that unbeachworthy language, though? Could you consult your dwarf boyfriend about that?

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    rocknrolla says:

    Are you using the calendar designed by Gordon Brown and Ed Balls?

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    Sue, the first Mrs Handycock says:

    @John Bercow, good job she hasn’t got a minge (apart from your good self) or you would disappear up it, you fucking dwarf.

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    Sue, the first Mrs Handycock says:

    @This is Carlton your Doorman, they would need a ladder to put him up to anything, the fucking little dwarf turd.

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    Question Timed says:

    Any of you see Question Time tonight? It was a corker. It was handbags at dawn between Peter Hitchens and Emily Thornberry. She feigned indignation at his comments, saying “How dare you, how dare you” which he then mocked. He also made a very long attack on the BBC which they broadcast in full, so you have to give them some credit for doing that. All in all a rather fun edition.

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    not a machine says:

    I am always slightly amused by those who cite QE as, not working , of course they can say that, in that events havent quite told the full story yet . I have faith that good stewardship ,provides in difficulty .
    Chancellor Osbournes speech was notable , in that I thought he had wised up from filling Madame Lagardes handbag on mere request , and seemed to have perceived somthing more of the problem and had considered his own country more thoughtfully and how its people should fare . That aside of course the wait for the EU (which is of there own doing) has caused numerous difficulties and at the point we have now reached and far less options on a workable solution.
    I dont know if the 100bn so far described in working is as precison as perhaps what may be needed , but then again the credit desert is an unusual landscape with many feinged crys from pundits ,for help amongst the genuine ones and it is a difficult choice of pondering if the short term highs of credit work better than more considered points of investment .
    for instance I would have thought that lending for new build retail, could have better uses , and certainly ponder how a mini housing boom may work in a longer growth period , after first cycle (ie second wave may suffer impairments) . It is difficult but to me the way is in getting good deals for good quality projects , that help by not requiring attention , when growth becomes more possible and widespread .
    Obama coined and interesting phrase about future sacrifices , which to me said a great deal about his goverments ecnomic policies and no doubt what the EU is facing . When you borrow it has to be for what is needed and not uncertain economic growth alone . The parable of the sower is perhaps somthing worth considering before we spend . I accept though some growth is needed even if stimulated to fend off the seizure causal of the EUs ,poor decison making .
    Talking the EU up as we are currently seeing seems not have changed the debt or its dynamics , perhaps there is a lesson for the EU somewhere ……
    I wonder if there is any cost comparison , on govt cost per head of population in eurozone vs outside of it …….

    Being as there are probebly a few spare tankers on the seas , cant we sell some country some water , we seem overstocked , cough er …….

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    Marmite says:

    At least old smelly drawers doesn’t have to mix with us gre..a..t unwashed. I remember her comments about the Queen’s Jubilee. The air in this country smells fresher without her – don’t know why!

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    Marmite says:

    What a silly, boring sod you are ‘tristram’. Quite a spazza!

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    Marmite says:

    Tristram, you are either Silly Bigcow or her pathetic little hubby! Just get your poxy self to left foot forward, or die, whatever is the quicker.

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    Tristram Twat-Fail says:

    Don’t be so ridiculous, socialism has no value at all.

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    Krug swilling anti-capitalist parasite says:

    Correction: the elitist loony left.

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    Krug swilling anti-capitalist parasite says:

    Doesn’t he prefer ‘rent’ rather than females?

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    Krug swilling anti-capitalist parasite says:

    Good figure?

    Go directly to Specsavers, do not pass comment, do not collect refund.

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    Krug swilling anti-capitalist parasite says:

    What she really meant was, I don’t drink as much as I used to.

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    Helicoptor Ben says:

    Looks like Gideon has hit the panic button – PLAN B has been activated.

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    Here are a few spare apostrophes to assist:
    A their instead of there in line 8.
    cries instead of crys in line 12.
    The abbreviation in line 17 should read i.e.
    By causal of you might mean caused by in line 26.

    No spaces before commas or full stops but always a space afterwards.

    Sentences should always start with capital letters and paragraphs should always have an empty line below.

    I set out the above, not as an exercise in pedantry, but to give a reasonably accurate example of how my school teachers, in the early sixties, would have reacted to this piece. It is hard to accept that the vast majority, but not all, of modern English teachers would not have a clue as how to punctuate their own language properly.

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    High volume traffic avoids grass.

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    Grammer Police says:

    In the normal course of things, I’d post a link to http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/bbc_parliament/newsid_9719000/9719598.stm, where complete recordings of past sessions are available, in order that jgm2’s fears could be allayed.

    For some reason, there’s only an apology for their unavailability at the moment – and you cannot revisit Harriet Harman’s extraordinary coy and simpering performance.

    For a moment, she resembled Steve Bell’s wide-eyes-and-all-eyelashes caricature.

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    anonymous says:



    Is Osborne
    1. a genius
    2. a twat
    3. stupid
    4. arrogant idiot
    5. not learning from the recent past
    6. dead

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    anonymous says:

    exactly who let this twat out of his cage

    to think this bloke actually falsified his CV

    here he is blaming the poor for being poor


    just like Fatty Pickles – blame blame blame

    new tory policy (old and usual actually) blame blame blame but give the bankers all our money – fucking bastards the lot of them

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Whilst I have some sympathy for your comment, I recall a lot of brave Brits died as a consequence of Bliar’s mendacity too. Oil or no oil, the locals are not worth the blood of a single British soldier.
    Ditto Af ghastly st*n.

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    Emperor von rumpuy says:

    Dave and Gideon are my little puppets (Nick is my poodle).

    When China looked like slowing down as an export market for us, I told Gideon to print more money so all your public sector “workers” can buy themselves another BMW.

    For the first duty of puppet governments in the EU German co-prosperity sphere is to borrow more so they can prop up the Fatherland.

    Replacing the elected government in Italy with my nominees certainly concentrated the minds of your so called leaders.

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    Angela Merkel ( Comrade ) says:

    Today I am a leader of the German Conservatives, yesterday I was a committed card carrying communist. Understand that and you understand everything I really stand for.

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    Emperor von rumpuy says:

    But surely you know that we are now standardizing on Euro -English.

    Vee vill zimplify replscing the komplikated zpeling viz a new ztandart from Brussels

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    gramma says:

    The joys and failings of age CRMM.
    Oldie -worldie education running in parallel with modern SMS mobile text spe@k complicated by a lack of touch typing. Basic grammar standards of a past age now watered down with foreign influences that have no respect for the mother tongue. An arthritic keyboard that refuses to cooperate yet a desire to participate despite the influences of alcoholic fluid refreshment.
    Afraid I too must must offer you the 2 fingered approach; – the typing, not your comment. Should our participation therapy be avoided through fear of failure? Aren’t the modbot and personal hangups / preferences of our hosts problem enough?
    Think ‘Machine’ does his / her best under the circumstances.
    Enjoy the sun today- UK won’t.

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    not a machine says:

    You can appologise for line 26 , but apart from that its fine , hope you make progress with texting …..

    Ed Balls up out of the traps early , but making one or two excellent cock ups eh hem “why is it that the Uk and Italy are in recession but not the eurozone ”
    and “the problems in Spain are to do with the eurozone” and “look when I left office had future jobs fund etc etc ” (just how much growth and debt would these have achieved ? ) When ed left office the economy was maxed out , leaving lots of small businesses insolvent , massive cuts needed (which he agrees with) . Low cost borrowing has helped all those with a mortage and to re balance economy , which part of no where near junk bond status and single digit unemployment , does he think the chancellor and BOE govenor deserves
    a medal for , millions of families have been spared the horror of increased mortages , I mean the suffering has been less than what ed balls would have done and its time he recognised that the key decisions have been far more positive than he tells the public .

    He was stuffed on Euro solution . I think hes floundering , all hat and no trouser as they say ….. .

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    Stackridge says:

    The man with the bowler hat ?

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    not a machine says:

    There was a time on here , when long sentences were mocked , however Mr Gove seems to changed youth cockyness towards crap standards .

    Peter Hitchens on QT came out with gem on primary education poetry question ” furnish the mind with beautiful things”

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    Forkbender says:

    Now don’t do Cameron-Hunt

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    UKIP.I.AM says:

    Argentina thinks it has every right to colonise the Falklands because the UK is 9000 miles away (quietly forgetting that it is also a thousand miles away itself – further than England is to Spain or Italy). Does this mean we should have the right to colonise Greenland because we are nearer to it than Denmark?

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    not a machine says:

    Certainly seemed to be worried about his street cred , when shown in the penguine suite of last night……..

    Ive just realised how much of labours policy Ed Balls was and is responsible for .

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s always the first pound that is the most difficult to print.

    After that the billions and trillions follow quite naturally.

    See Comrade Bob and the Zimbabwe Dollar for further details.

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    jgm2 says:

    Isn’t it hilarious that because a higher percentage of highly-paid public sector workers lost their jobs this year this brought the average income down enough to lift 300,000 kids out of ‘poverty’.

    Sack another million public sector workers and I reckon we could lift another million kids out of poverty without it costing a penny. Quite the opposite. Spend less and address ‘poverty’ at the same time. That relative definition of ‘poverty’ is hilarious isn’t it?

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    jgm2 says:

    According to the BBC Toxic Ned has a real problem with printing 140bn quid.

    He reckons we should print more.


    But Labour’s shadow chancellor Ed Balls said the plans did “not go far enough”.

    Good old Labour. They borrowed us into recession. They borrowed us out of recession – 500bn quid to generate 0.1% ‘growth’. Now they want to borrow us out of recession again.

    At least they’re consistent. For Labour there is no economic situation which cannot be improved by more borrowing.

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    Don't Panic! says:

    So Gideon and Swervyn are now saying the way to kick start the economy is for people/businesses to take on more debt (albeit at lower rates).

    Good grief!

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    Sally says:

    I’m well open to all comers.

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    jgm2 says:

    The Argentinians can get to fuck.

    The Spanish colonisers almost wiped out the indigenous peoples of South America.

    By contrast, the Falklands were uninhabited until the British got there. So the British are the indigenous people of the Falklands unlike the Spanish descendancy who should be thrown off the native lands of the indigenous people.

    For comedy value the Brits should start allying themselves with various rain-forest tribes to agitate and reclaim South America for the indigenous communities. Such as the British.

    Why don’t you fuck off back to Spain where you came from Kirchner.

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    Scaffolding of GB says:

    We did.

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    You seem to miss my point, gramma. I took care to explain that my observation was to show how an early 1960s English teacher would have reacted. For someone not born in that age, it might be interesting as an historic note.

    I do appreciate the (for me impossible) problems of typing with thumbs onto a tiny phone. Having said that my HTC capitalises automatically and all main punctuation marks are available. Maybe other makes/models are less well equipped.

    not a machine‘s comments have been praised by me more than once for their content (although Para and I had some fun above, I am sure our friend is not so tender as to take offence.)

    Language does live and change. However, for as long as I continue to draw breath, I shall uphold good writing on the basis that it furthers understanding and clarity. Without those, we are all doomed.

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    Vazoline says:

    I like her. We have a lot in common.

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    jgm2 says:

    If that was what they were proposing I’d be first in line to borrow several million quid at 0.5%.

    But that’s not what they’re proposing. They’re proposing to give the banks billions of quid so they can lend it to businesses and individuals at 8%. Guess what. Business (and sensible individuals) don’t want to borrow money at 8%.

    Maybe I should open a bank. Get the free billions off Mervyn and then lend it at 8%. Or, better still, not lend it to anybody and blow it all on hookers and Learjets.

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    I give way on line 26. By the time I had got there, I was exhausted. How you must feel, keying it all in with your thumbs, I cannot imagine. My notes on clarity @08:47 stand.

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    Mme Tricoteuse says:

    My chair in the front row has already been reserved…

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    Beep says:

    Not a Machine always sets off the Dalek alarm.

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    Beep says:

    Grammer? Clearly correct spelling is no longer considered as grammar.

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    misterned says:

    I wondered the same, a quick internet search allowed me to discover that Jennifer Egan is an American novelist and short story writer. Egan’s novel ‘A Visit From the Goon Squad’ won the 2011 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction and National Book Critics Circle Award for fiction.

    So she has achieved success through her own hard work. I can see why Laurie Penny may hate her.

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    Beep says:

    That’s easy, but who can recall exactly what day it fell on (except those whose birthday it is)? I can’t remember what I had for dinner last Thursday week, so I do wonder how all these people have such clear memories of what happened or was said on all these obscure dates from years ago.

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    Der Beep says:

    Er not quite fallen just yet. However, zere iz an election coming up in ze nere future, zo ve must live in hope….

    PS: Are zose boobies real or implanted?

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    Beep says:

    To the tune of a bicycle made for two? Or in their case one and a half (penny farthing?)

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    Beep says:

    Somebody reading over my shoulder has just pointed out that the song was called Daisy Daisy – so I suppose a grovelling apology is in order for misleading the jury..

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    Beep says:

    You must learn to spell pawl properly.

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    Dalek alert says:

    Bloody hell, these Daleks are really out in force today. Is it a new moon or something?

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    Helpful serf says:

    The latter I think.

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    Helpful serf says:

    Ssshhh! Nobody mention Ceuta and Mellila. (Google is your friend)

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    gramma says:

    Not a put down CRMM. On the same wavelength.
    Enjoy both your and Machine’s passion for posting about everything and nothing.
    Always good to see thinking outside the box.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    looks like shit….tastes like shit…..it must be….? Marmite

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Nonsense; it provides a context to value other beliefs.

  335. 335
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    You obviously don’t live in Surrey. The only time we see Jeremy is on tv – no interest in the constituency whatsoever.

  336. 336
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Stop stinking the place out Marmite. Did your classmates give you the name?

  337. 337
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    That is how you write them if you have a science degree from UCL.

  338. 338
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    LJL; I have read (and seen) the Cable evidence and the undercurrent was obvious to all. I did not intend to suggest that Jay intentionally made an enemy of Brown, but like most people faced with a Scot he succeeded without trying. And all credit to him. As for Leveson not doing what he was asked – read the terms of reference. He is doing just what he was asked. I am not saying the terms are right – just that he is following his brief.

  339. 339
    Anonymous says:

    We all know the best thing is to ignore this biatch and leave in her own twitter silence but it is just too tempting…

    Just decompose a little quicker and then you will not impose your visage on us any more!

  340. 340
    Lord Justice Leveson's Keyboard says:

    Maybe the fact that he is trying to run a Government Department has something to do with it.

  341. 341
    Lord Justice Leveson's Keyboard says:

    Did Ed Balls tell you that?

  342. 342
    Emperor Penguin says:

    The Falklands belong to the King and I.

  343. 343
    Sesachili says:

    Why insult muck?

  344. 344
    Sesachili says:

    You know this from personal experience?

  345. 345
    Sarah Smith says:

    ? Didn’t the cocks go up her twat?

  346. 346
    MB. says:

    Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner must have a sense of humour to go to the UN Decolonisation Committee for support for her attempt to colonise the Falkland Islands!

  347. 347

    She likes it when he goes up on her.

  348. 348
    MB. says:

    I liked how she could not answer one question because the Labour Party had not yet told her what to think on the subject (presumably they are waiting to be told by their bosses and paymasters in the unions).

  349. 349
    BobRoberts says:

    I quite dislike the Bercows, he’s a biased quisling who brings shame to the post of speaker and she holds views I don’t really agree with, aired mostly due to who her husband is.

    Having said that, I can’t believe I’m actually about to speak up on her behalf, BUT….

    …this is just gutter journalism of the kind that has a lot of people annoyed at the press. “Woman on a beach in bikini. There’s a man somewhere near. Cue blow up shots and vague innuendo laden comments about whorishness”.

    Can’t they just leave it alone?

    And lets be honest here… she looks pretty good. Considering there’s no airbrushing and no time in makeup for a photoshoot… it’s not what we see in Loaded or similar publications – people just have unrealistic expecations of what other people look like. Makes me feel quite sad.

    This just seems like a non story, exhibiting some awful human traits. For shame…

  350. 350
    Sally says:

    I’ll have you know I went down very well on this trip. I was laid every day on the beach except on Wednesday when I was laid in ma bed because of the wind.

  351. 351
    Peter Expat says:

    If she has no respect for herself, or the dwarf hasn’t she any for her kids?
    They must get the piss taken all the time.

  352. 352
    Peter Expat says:

    Thumbs…….? Must remember that ! :-)

  353. 353
    Peter Expat says:

    Best act in Cairo after the donkey !

  354. 354
    Marmite says:

    If it looks like shite, and tastes like shite, its……………………… Tristram the ‘tard.

  355. 355
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Why use one word when twenty five will suffice.

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    I find her somewhat attractive…

    …but then again I am out of my mind on bathsalts and want to eat her face off.

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