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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Kebabbed.
How many times must you be told not to use that word when Piggy Pickles is in the house!
As long as he continues cutting public waste, he can pile it on himself.
Didn’t you mean “eating public waste”?
So Mr. Hunt, you live to fight another day.
Today we were unlucky, but remember we only have to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always.
Zing
Bazinga
How Big?
Maude has a good aim and is not in the least bit mad. Well played sir.
Is Camerloon using product to disguise his growing bald patch?
His policies and Conservative beliefs are as thinning as his hair for sure.
And for the record I want a referendum on the EU.
You would also have a bald patch if it had spent as much time rubbing against the inside of Murdoch’s rectum.
I have a can of petrol if that would help.
Is this another attempt at promoting the awe moans available using UKIP 3000?
Speaking of records, you appe@r to be stuck in the same groove.
However beneficial for the UK public purse, exit from the EU would not occur overnight and is small potatoes in comparison with other pressing matters affecting the economy.
@27 Wrong !
Why didnt Milliband use the recent break to get his nose done again, it is difficult listening to him now.
Listening to RedEd would be difficult, nose or not.
Want a peak at life within the Westminster bubble? Then get a load of this from the imbecile Tory regime, it must be designed to piss as many Tory supporters off as possible. These muppets are either retarded to the point of comatose OR they are trying to destroy their own party. Millitwat must be pissing himself at their suicide tactics.
“The people don’t want a referendum on Europe, insists No 10
The British people do not want a referendum on the European Union at the moment, Downing Street has said.”
Right at the time the Tories are tanking at the polls the fools just have to come up with a claim so patently wrong it makes you wonder what their objective is. Er, earth to Tory muppets, come in Tory muppets the vast majority of the British people want an EU referendum, the longer you try to deny it the less chance you will ever get into government again.
You know very well that Tory voters will be voting to reelect in him at the next general election (despite mid term promises to vote UKIP).
To be fair, they might stick to their promises if it wasn’t for current trends suggesting all potential UKIP candidates will be in the Scrubs by then.
UKIP have no MPs, it would be madness to vote for them in a fit of pique !
It would be utter maddness and stupidity to vote for the morons who represent us as Tories in the H of C of as County or District or Town Cllrs
The party is finished.
Reading athe obituary about that hypocrite Lord Makebelieve (everso popular don’t ya’know) who created the abomination we have today in the Tory party explains all that is wrong with it.
Fine, you don’t want people like me. We’ll vote UKIP.
Couldn’t be any worse than you cretins who don’t have the cajonas to leave
@37 Wrong as well.
no but they have loads of policies …….. erm????………….well, er,……??????
Im not reading anything by somebody who thinks Milliband is a good leader, end of !
nice one francis…the very sight of that smug git balls at question time mooning his two faces…’non blink’ and ‘scary stare’ both make me wish a baseball bat could be applied to bring him back to the real world..scumbag
Meet the Fockers
Guido: can you do a further update showing a simulated result of Balls being zapped by ‘Fingers Frankie’?
Maybe having his eyes burned out, or just engulfed in flames.
It would cheer me up no end.
Nice thought, but given the stature of Mad Frankie Fraud I believe Bollocks now has broken kneecaps.
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Come on, I was pretty quick, and it’s free, so it can’t also be good y’know…
Good one … !!!!
Excellent!
Ouch
Germany vs Holland.
In Euroland, that’s a grudge match.
I would have done the bicycle joke on my German neighbour as he cycled off this morning. But he’s 6 ft 7.
It is not as much in metric.
Not as much of a grudge match as Germany-Poland. My most cherished business memory was taking a load of clients to the parent HQ in Germany, attending a presentation on East European strategy with them, and the board member giving the talk saying “we were a bit late getting into Poland”. You can guess the response.
Sounds like Goldman Sachs.
Alice has just fallen down a spectacularly bad rabbit hole and emerged in the Houses of Parliament, all the usual characters are there, the Dormouse, Mad Hatter, Red Queen.
The Mock Turtle’s Story introduces Alice to the Gryphon, who takes her to the Mock Turtle. The Mock Turtle is very sad, even though he has no sorrow. He tries to tell his story about how he used to be a real turtle in school, which The Gryphon interrupts so they can play a game.
Lobster Quadrille: The Mock Turtle and the Gryphon dance to the Lobster Quadrille, while Alice recites (rather incorrectly) “‘Tis the Voice of the Lobster”. The Mock Turtle sings them “Beautiful Soup” during which the Gryphon drags Alice away for an impending trial.
Who Stole the Tarts?, etc.
That Francis Maud was on the telly a while back saying thanks to some economy savings he had put in place he had saved us all over three billion pounds.
Where is that money now?
I have heard fuck all about it ever since.
IMF
It’s gone to fund my “47 flat screen TV, trainers and five kids by different mothers
I am delighted to see that Punch and Judy politics is now firmly a thing of the past as promised by David Cameron.
Punch and Judy was at least a traditionally way of combining humour with veiled political and social references, alas we seem to have nothing now but Bill and Ben (with weed) or perhaps the Magic Roundabout.
You cant end “punch and Judy” politics if the other side persist with it, and lets be honest with Balls childish behaviour at PMQs each week Labour are the culprits !
Francis Maude AKA Darth Sidious….mad as a cut snake, but was quality, especially if directed towards Ballsups ‘Death Star(e)’.
FUS-RU-DAH!
The Dragonborne awakens!!!
Francis Mause – thought he died years ago.
What does he do?
All these people – have they ever done a day’s work in their lives?
What a bunch of fucking twats, no wonder our country is going to the dogs when we have MPs with the mentality of 5 year-olds.
Not just the tories, all of ‘em.
All those petrol fumes have gone to Francis ‘F*ck Up’ Maude’s head!!!