June 13th, 2012

Lucas Claims Undercover Cop Firebombed Department Store

Caroline Lucas has used parliamentary privilege to allege that an undercover copper firebombed a department store. Lucas claimed that Bob Lambert, famous for being the police spy who slept with Greens to maintain his cover, was given permission to set fire to the store apparently in order to prove himself to suspects. She asked the House:

“Did Bob Lambert plant an incendiary device? If so, who authorised him to and why? Someone [in the police] must have authorised him to set fire to that department store”.

The outgoing Green leader has called for an independent inquiry into undercover policing. Revenge is a dish best served flambé…


  1. 1
    Hamish Macbeth says:

    Was he riding Shergar at the time?

  2. 2
    Well says:


  3. 3
    Santi says:

    Important if true, no?

  4. 4
    JohnRS says:

    Alleging is all well and good. But does she have any evidence?

  5. 5
    Tooth fairy says:

    So someone Lucas has talked to has informed her that someone KNOWS that this officer planted a device.

    Seems to suggest that her informant was part of the conspiracy. Best she tells us all who that is.

  6. 6
    Selohesra says:

    If the greens he slept with were anything like her I reckon he desreves a medal

  7. 7
    roy says:

    and some earplugs

  8. 8
    Pentangelis says:

    I do wish that dreadful, smug woman would go back to Brighton and the complete obscurity she so richly deserves.

  9. 9
    roy says:

    was the dpt store involved? maybe the coppers just asked them to set fire to a bin and set off the alarms. job done

  10. 10
    Daily Politics says:

    Even Sadsick Khunt is implying Brown lied at Leveson.

  11. 11
    roy says:

    her constituency is in Brighton, she lives on Question Time

  12. 12
    a non says:

    Must be one of the first times that the Greens are complaining about somebody planting something.

  13. 13
    Ippikin says:

    If this woman has any evidence to back up this claim made under Parliamentary Privilege, she should immediately pass this onto the appropriate authority to deal with.
    I wonder who that might be under the circumstances!

  14. 14
    Caroline Lucas says:

    I’ll be on again soon!

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    “Did Bob Lambert plant an incendiary device? If so, who authorised him to and why? Someone [in the police] must have authorised him to set fire to that department store”.

    Actually, even if true, he may not have been authorised at all. It doesn’t necessarily follow?

    By his own admission, he got too close to the group. He could have made the decision himself (assuming he did it).

  16. 16
    Pentangelis says:

    I stand corrected Sir!

  17. 17
    Henry Brubaker says:

    The womans a coward. If she has the evidence then why not make the accusation publically without hiding behind Parliamentary Privilege?

    She should go live in a cave somewhere and live the stone age life she wishes to inflict on others.

  18. 18
    Tooth fairy says:

    LOL… are you saying all Police are Green because they love planting?

  19. 19
    roy says:

    i used to knock about with the greens once. a friend of mine was heavily involved and I used to help out a bit as I’m a bit of an enviro type.

    they were heavily split between enviro types (don’t build on our green spaces etc) and mad commies. about 50:50. the latter were just in the greens because it was easier to get on than in Labour. you could basically hand out a few leaflets go to a demo and become a candidate and spokestwat overnight. awful types – power crazed nutjobs.

  20. 20
    london man says:

    Caroline call mi5 andSIS THEN we will get to the truth. Director special branch

  21. 21
    Sarah says:

    Fascist eco-loon using parliamentary priv to protect and embolden and get revenge for her terrorist friends.

    Caroline – step outside Parliament and repeat the accusation – if you have any evidence.

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Archer Karcher says:

    But does she have any evidence?

    No, she has no evidence for man made global warming either, but it doesn’t stop her claiming it to be a fact.

  24. 24
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Is it true that new members get shagged to prove that they are not police?

  25. 25

    Meaning Khan is telling the truth for once.

    That could end up problematic.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    I agree, the woman is a dreadful opportunist.Brighton would be the only place who would elect somebody like her !

  27. 27
    I love the FT says:

    Caroline who?

  28. 28
    Test -- please ignore says:


  29. 29

    So they get the helmet one way or another.

  30. 30
    Penfold says:

    Oh great, she has information.

    And to what extent have the Greens supported ALF, SHAC et al in the past.
    To what extent do the Greens support positive action against cloned crops/testing.
    Do they provide positive support to those that take action and cause damage and financial loss.

    Lucas has just shown what an absolute hypocrite she is, But that of course has never bothered the lefties.

    Perhaps Inspector Knacker should invite her round for a cup of tea and a friendly chat.

    If Newspapers cannot hide behind “Public Interest” when they undertake dodgy activities to get stories, then MP’s cannot have the right to Parliamentary privilege.

  31. 31

    Please repeat as I don’t see the point.

  32. 32
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    If the guy slept with those Green people while serving in public office he should be Knighted at the very least for his unselfish acts.

  33. 33

    So to prove your Green credentials, you have do something contrary to their dogma.

    I can believe that.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Good point, her lot were the ones he infiltrated werent they ? she should give her evidence to the commisioner. He seems ok.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    I agree, i wouldnt touch them with a bargepole !

  36. 36
    Rinka Scott says:

    I agree with you wholeheartedly as she is a complete waste of my money as a taxpayer.

    I mean to say that Skinner is a real pain in the arse but at least he does not bunk off all the time and clearly gets under the noses of Government as they prefer to insult him rather than answer the points he raises.

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Indeed so. For an advocate of proportional representation she does appear to get far more air time and publicity than her electoral performance should merit.

  38. 38
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    And does anyone here know the name and address of he hairdresser?

    That is sure one person to avoid.

  39. 39
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    I’m a spider plant

  40. 40
    Golly says:

    I understand they are called Green people because they never wash and smell worse than cabbage.

  41. 41
    Bluebottle says:

    It cannot be nice to be an MP and have to attend Parliament and sit next to someone who smells.

  42. 42
    I hate Brighton says:

    True. I remember having to drive through one of their many council estates around the time she was elected and nearly every house had a vote green poster. I reckon the stupid c’unts thought it was something to do with legalising skunk.

  43. 43
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Somebody please PhotoShop “Xhamster verified user” onto that placard.

  44. 44

    Considerate of Gordon, actually.

  45. 45

    There is a limit to what folks will watch.

  46. 46
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    There are Green MPs in France and Germany.

    I do not know whether they smell or not but some of them walk around with designer glasses on top of their heads and wear expensive leather goods.

  47. 47
    Adam Werritty says:

    I went to Brighton once.

  48. 48
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    And ridiculously generous handouts from the taxpayer. I bet she’s never done a real day’s work in her life.

  49. 49
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How does Lucas travel around, walks everywhere I suppose.

  50. 50
    london man says:

    MI5 we need further iinformation as well as fire investigation report from the appropriate fire brigde as well as police reports. We also require foresensic evedence.

  51. 51
    Ann Octopussies-Garden says:


  52. 52
    Tom Petit says:

    I think you’re being stitched up.

  53. 53

    I’ll reply in Morse to confuse the buggers:

    _ ._

    Over and out!

  54. 54
    The Hump says:

    Actually this Lucas woman doesn’t look a bad lay all told . Second only to the Baroness in the drippin’ stakes I venture to suggest.

  55. 55
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Greens don’t need evidence. They are greens. It follows. My evidence? Two words- c…..e c….e. Job done

  56. 56
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Brighton? Say no more .

  57. 57
    roy says:

    don’t know about any of the other stuff but all decent people should support ALF

  58. 58
    roy says:

    probably car shares with that rural-living twat George Monbiot

  59. 59
    roy says:

    she’s very posh and has a very decent conservative background


    gone a bit lefty but probably only for the money – it got her a house in about the richest part of Oxfordshire

  60. 60
    Grrr says:

    Lets face it

    You either get a job in the Private Sector, work like a dog and face the sack

    Or you get a job in the Public Sector and have a job for life and good pension.

    Or just become an enviro-campaigner – little work, more money.

  61. 61
    Captn P says:

    She obviously was with her tin foil hat on as well …

  62. 62
    Saint Motormouth Lucas says:

    We Greens act as the world’s conscience and everything we say is the honest truth without embellishment, and our actions underpin this.
    I fully support all the actions of the Greens no matter what they do. The firebombing of stores was part of a concerted Green programme to make people take us seriously.

  63. 63
    Pentangelis says:

    I seem to remember overpriced, tawdry hotels full of coach parties. Youths racing up and down the seafront in cars with neon lights slung underneath, ‘gentlemen’ of questionable virtue (I am firmly rigid in being straight) frequenting the Rows and an astonishingly boring pebble seafront where the likes of Paul McCartney hang out.
    And of course to finish off the experience, one of those Loch Fyne seafood restaurants selling bread-crumbed cardboard.
    Oh take me back to Dolphin Sq and all I hold dear.

  64. 64
    Pentangelis says:

    You dip and I’ll gag!

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