Gorgeous George’s Rampant Ebay Spree
When George Galloway put an old jacket up for sale on eBay this morning he made the rookie error of leaving his buyer feedback open for all to see. It seems the Bradford MP buys his Valentine’s day gifts from the auction site, including a pack of “retro love heart tea light candles” and Valentines’ candy. But the shopping did not there – in February Gorgeous George made an order with Funky Bunky, an adult shop selling “sex toys, cleaners, massage oils, creams, lubricants and great adult games”:
Here kitty, kitty, kitty…
UPDATE: The account used by Galloway – “georgegalloway-bradford-charity-boxing-page“ - appears to be an eBay charity page. Odd use of a charity account…
haha
Have you got something against the kinkster lifestyle Guido?
Whilst I am sure that some of his Islamic acolytes may not be so forgiving and whilst I cannot stand most of his politics, I will not condemn a man for merely having and exercising a libido.
Whatever next! Heteros in parliament?!
Is that a picture of a death mask
Anticipation is one of life’s true pleasures.
A little bit of sick just came up.
Is George gender bending as well?
The Givenchy Play For Her EDP POUR HOMME he bought on 5th Feb is a women’s eau de perfume, but stated as pour homme?
You can’t have it both ways; or maybe you can!!!!!
They provide little blue pills, I wonder what they’re for?
I’m hetero and I also use ebay to buy teddy bears and other items for my girlfriends, so leave George alone, he is doing nothing wrong. Like me he is just a man with deep feelings. Boaz.
“I will not condemn a man for merely having and exercising a libido.”
Even if he was using a charity account for his purchases?
Are you Mrs Dromey?
It’s amusing, but it really is none of our business unless he is claiming things on expenses.
Correct!
As long as he muzzles his libido if he exercises it in public, and keeps it on a leash.
Anyway, I thought Saddam gave him all the lubricant oil he could use?
+1
The Boris Johnson mask works for me
Don’t you mean thongs on expenses
Except that he is one of the biggest attention whores ever, so he can hardly complain about invasion of privacy.
Au contraire, he claims to be a Holier than thou Muzzie and Mohamed would never use such toys. Though he thought nothing of fiddling with kiddies.
Galloways appearnce on Celebrity Big Brother has been remembered primarly over his embarassing cat performance in that leotard. To me the thing I remember about it was how awful he came acrossand was a right little bully at times with some of the younger contestants. A very arogant individual I thought.
I wonder if he is getting his new Mrs to satisfy him Hugh Bonneville style? His Islamic bretheren would be most displeased…
Gorgeous George and Mike Hancock both have real class.
Since Handycock appears to be elsewhere (taking a tom tit, no doubt), I’ll say it for him:
Boaz.
Surely the twat needs viagria at his age?
I would humbly suggest Niagara- with or without getting in the barrel
Agree.
Five times up and six times down.
I didnt think he had a twat
You have obviously lived a very sheltered life.
*vomits uncontrollably*
Phwooaaarrr!
Bit low for you Guido?
Definitely below the belt
IMPOSSIBLE
Bollocks, Guido will drop lower than a Euro area growth forecast if needed.
Batteries for George !
I hope it’s halal lubricant.
You’d need to slit MY throat and bleed me dry before I’d let ‘im!!
Good God. What’s wrong with turning up in person, paying in cash and if asked, giving a false name?
Prolly bought a veil with sewn on nipples…
How is this of interest? Enlighten me.
Or a burkha for his minge?
a halaal donkey prick strap on?
yes but are they islamic sex toys
I don’t think they sell 9 year old girls.
LMFAO!
I can’t stand the man, but I reckon George Galloway has had more sex in the past month than all of Guido’s commenters combined.
Except for me, of course.
Carry on thinking that and the rest of our secrets will stay safe…
That’s as maybe, McG, but it only counts if someone else was there with you.
That picture of George has just made me queef.
I think from the picture, George is gwibbling on a burqa.
“My purchase is working”
Good for you George! I just hope the objects of your attentions are not blokes.
Is that a ‘moment of orgasm’ photo of George Galloway?
***MIND BLEACH***
+1,000,000
norman smith @BBCNormanS
Downing St confirm there will be a minuted record of phone call between Gordon Brown and Rupert Murdoch where “war” threat made #leveson
we do hope so…another bigot moment…f’ing moron is a joke
Ahh, bliar had his people manning the shredders 24/7 when he decided to head for the border.
brown had to be blasted out of the bunker and was probably so convinced in his own mind that it was his right to be there, he may have left the incriminating evidence intact.
Has old Rupe actually confirmed or denied that he has copies of calls ? He’s a smart one , so wouldn’t be surprised if he has !
I never mentioned the the word “war” with that man.
I do my poo face when I have sex
It was very much like that at our village flower show last year
this years not too bad either…just polishing my broad bean ready
Not just butter face.
Butter the whole thing.
She’d have to be wearing a burka before I’d slip my todger into that! And the one behind her would only be good for anal!
Well we now know you’ve bought the lube George – at least your arse won’t be sore for long.
BUY BUY BUY shares in Funky Bunky!!
As Guido unloads those he’s already bought before he ran the story; it’s called pump-and-dump.
You didn’t seriously think he would NEVER do such a thing as mention a company on his blog, and watch the share pr!ce rise as a result, did you?
You can take the boy out of the City, but…y’know…
For the record Neo and Big G’s site is Hunky Drunky -Have bottle, will travel
fecking brilliant Guido !!!!!!!!!!
I notice that they sell a ‘Gordon Brown Celebrity Mask – With Elastic & Eye Holes’. Just saying.
That couldn’t even give ME the wood.
Sex is evils! Except with 9 year olds!
Insha’Allah!
As long as it’s not In’Sharon – he was a j.ew!!
The Olympic Stadium “will be transformed into Britain’s countryside”
Only 2 things missing…
Gorgeous George’s bum going up and down on a haystack and 2000 ‘windmills’
Don’t forget about the Travellers and all the highway street poles with their missing signs
no comment
Do they sell goats, maybe a bulk order for the respect party
Any mention of my contacting army surplus stores for sexy camouflage netting for personal use will be refuted Guido. It was for a colleague ffs.
And confusingly ordering the Diane sized red vibrator that turned out to be the fire extinguisher never happened either.
Yes yes, we know children are being tortured by Syrian forces but far more important is the enduring threat of Ìsraeli musicians daring to come here to perform! For that we’ll turn out in our droves to protest!
…and don’t forget gay marriage too.
Oh no darlin, – don’t forget us
Since Guido now work for the Star he appears to have lost his principles.
Aha, he’s been flushed out as a pervert, exposed for all to see creepily buying online sex aids.
Our muslim sex shop sells all the gear a good muslim man needs. Our best selling item is the Ràpe Kit which no muslim man can go without. We have a special offer on now. If you place an order for one of these kits before midnight, you’ll get a 9 year old girl free! The kit comes with all you need, including a pre-filled marriage certificate that ensures you can enjoy ràping the child secure in the knowledge you’re married to her so it’s all ok!
As some of his Islamic buddies might say, ‘Strange but nevertheless very interesting.’
Oh dear, now they’ll be saying Guido hacked George Galloway’s eBay account.
So Gorgeous sprays does he? Well, . . . takes all sorts I suppose.
“When this listing is finished, accompanying the jacket you will also receive a signed letter from George Galloway certifying its authenticity on parliamentary paper. ”
Is that a proper use of Parliamentary resources?
No.
What is it about lefties – just SOOOOO STUPID – all of em
Ed Mili on Leveson being sensible. Oy vey!
Excuse my niaïvity but where would one put tea light candles for best effect?
Did you mean Nativity?
Of all my considerable perversions, a liking for old-fashioned spelling is amongst the most hardcore.
I’ve just cum.
Usually burka wearing muslim women stick them on top of their heads so they don’t get run over when crossing the road at night.
The Falkland Islands are to hold a referendum on their “political status” in a bid to end the continuing dispute with Argentina over their sovereignty.
Rather like Ed Balls spending £10k to find out why he is so unpopular
Or having a referendum to pull out of the EU.
Shut up you lot Red Ed is on the Leveson show!!
Grovel Grovel Grovel. I want to lick your Bum sir
Sucking Up to Leveson
” I want to tell you that wo’ I am saying is that I will do everything to ensure you recommendations do not end up on a shelf”
That’s before he knows wo’ they will be FFS.
Have switched Off.
PS has somebody been having another go at his nose?
Now that tells you all you need to know.
His nose has grown again!
Oh God! We’ve used the wrong plasticine, it’s melting under the lights.
He made multi billion pound decisions on Nuclear Power? Probably explains why not one new reactor has been built since Mrs T’s government
Bad feedback left. poor seller. Avoid!
It is his business and no one elses.
Not when he advertises it on ebay it ain’t.
I feel it’s in the public interest.
The photo of Galloway that accompanies this photo was taken by a young lady of Rochdale in a dingy room above a kebab shop.