“Any time one of my sisters mentions any past or present romantic disappointment I get the urge to hunt someone down with sharp things” read Laurie Penny’s twitter feed last night. Momentarily at least – the tweet was soon deleted. After making a living out of lambasting “violent misogyny” Laurie finds herself in the glass house of violent misandry…
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
” Evans, dear boy, Evans “
The Guy news team dont miss much.
Hell hath no fury…
It’s why on sinking ships they say women and children first. Both are prone to arrested development.
It’s also why men are builders, whereas women are narcissistic wreckers (and prolific money spenders too). In their lonely, child-like world all they are worried about is how they look and how they are perceived (think X-Factor contestants).
You are either Gordon Brown or Peter Mandelson.
All the same when it gets down to it State sponsored Feminisn Poisoning the ENVIRONMENT with Estrogen and making threats
Yes, this’ll be the new asbestos IMO. There have also been societal changes.
We need more warsisistic wreckers in the Labour Party
So she is conforming beautifully to the leftwing feminist stereotype of being a hypocritical bitch who is a mirror of the sexist hate, that they themselves hate. She is an archetype of the fleck-mouthed ranter exuding hate. I recognise this as I am a right wing fleck mouthed ranter, only I do not dispute it.
I accept that I hate the left and what they do to ordinary, striving working and middle classes. How they molly-coddle the lazy slackers and bend over in utter servitude to the uber rich elite whilst destroying social mobility. How they hate prejudice whilst being so full of hate and prejudice themselves against anyone who thinks a bit differently from them.
I hate the sort of man hating feminist who does not desire equality with men, because they despise men, but who instead want to crush and destroy all traces of masculinity from society, whilst being overtly masculine themselves.
I hate left wing hypocrisy.
If you took away their hypocrisy they’d have nothing left to angst about.
+1… with thanks for you both putting it beautifully.
She’s as common as muck.
Not sure that many people have trust funds…
misterned You could be describing John Mann, Ed Balls, Dennis Skinner, Diane Abbott, Harriett Harman, the list goes on………..
http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/comedy-gold-hapless-wisconsin-protesters-in-deep-denial/
To be fair, most women grow out of this shrewish phase quite early on, unless they intend to make a living out of it, like Rachel Cusk. We ought actually to welcome a degree of feminisation of society, because early 20th-century society became excessively masculinised with disastrous results. Marxism and Fascism were both intensely masculine, with their analytical, impersonal view of the world, their obsession with power and their vision of society as a machine.
I don’t know what you are talking about Sir William, but do you know how old Laurie is? Boaz.
Does she Knit?
or make the coffee for her male colleagues? Bless.
She lives on a knifes edge.
In Dudley, Penny would be known as a split arsed mare
I always thought I was a f*cking kosher schizophrenic.
Oh do fuck off.
There is only so much venom in the world & I’m rapidly running out.
By ‘sharp things’ does she mean her intellect? Oh, hang on….
Nah!….must be that time of the month thing. You can even get away with murder with that excuse.
She’s holding a sharp object in this picture…
http://pennyred.blogspot.co.uk/
She really is a complete loon!
http://thethirdestate.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/LauriePenny.jpg
Crochet needles. The weapon of choice for the left wing feminist rugmuncher.
Incitement to violence, you heard it here first!
I see no mention of wanting to stab Varnish
Aha, she’s been flushed out a hypocrit!
She tried a desperate cover-up but the power of Guido ensures she can’t hide!
Hello Guido
I know you want to legalise drugs
Have a look at this one…called Bath Salts
http://www.politicolnews.com/new-cannibal-drug-synthetic-cocaine-still-sold/
It provokes cannibalism they say
Will our rock stars and sniffing politicians be eating eachother soon?!
I need the opinion of an expert…
Great idea
I always wanted to glorify cannibalism to shock the twittering classes who buy all my paintings…
Zombie apocalypse anyone?
She won’t be worried about guardian journalists coming after her huge middle class privately educated arse.
But yes but no but it’s alright when a woman does it just like black people can’t be racist and any hideously white people should all be ashamed of the Empire but people of colour should be proud of their culture and its proud traditions of song and dance and vibrancy.
(takes breath)
Lovely movers…
Aawwww. The poor, permanently-outraged, fausse-intellectual thing forgot to put #joke after her tweet, that’s all!
Just heard it was an intern that deleted it.
Unpaid, I hope
Is there any other type, dahling?!
Roberto! WHERE is my glass of Aldone Merlot, you wretch?!! And why are you dressed again, I haven’t finished with you yet!!
*****MIND BLEACH******
“Cameron told to be tough with Merkel in Berlin today”
Merkel: Vas you say Dave? Was has it got to do with you? You’re not in our gang. I vas vatching the Jubilee on TV over the weekend. Vat is it they call your government now – Eton Mess was a phrase I heard.
Now ficken Sie off and mind your own business.
No problemo, your Reichmistress. Now where the fuck will you go to to make up for the money you now won’t get from us? And, how ARE those six downgraded banks of yours getting on, by the way, don’tcha know?- we can lend you some…… at Wonga rates of course.
Except that she will get the money from us. Gorgeous George will see to that.
Not for the Euro bale out matey.
Hope she’s having to censor and triplethink everything that comes out of her fat big wannabe stage-school cakehole now, fun innit sista?
Sorry, did I say ‘Fat’ back there? I meant ‘Un-thin’.
Made the same mistake myself which I put down to having used File Allocation Tables.
I can’t work out which of us must be more bored.
The main characteristic of being a celebrated lefty seems to be swimming in hypocrisy like a goldfish in water, with an equivalent level of self-awareness.
That’s interesting to observe in itself, providing you can/will see it.
You need help if there are only two of you
Romantic disappointment? Of all the things to get worked up about to the point of inflicting violence with pointy objects, the idea that some other person doesn’t love one of her hallitosic friends does not top many peoples’ list of reasonable things to motivate a slaying. I don’t often recommend therapy that doesn’t cost much, but this young lady seems to be in need of a hot cup of sweet tea and a sense of perspective. And her pal should try using toothpaste more often or switching off the lights when making her moves.
On second thoughts
I think it is simpler than that
The cure for penis envy is not available on the NHS, while the cure for bad breath can be found in any good supermarket for people not entitled to free presecriptions.
That said ttweet wouldn’t put Neo off humping her leg given half a chance.
Not with me around
Laurie is not match for me
I have a hot thing for her. She’s super fit. And as sharp as a cut to the public sector!
Shit..that was a good one..I’m going to tweet it to her now..@pennyred. See if she uses it.
Love Snotty!!!
By ‘sisters’ does she mean her actual sisters ie sharing the same parents kind of sisters or does she mean it in the wimmin sense of comrade-sister?
nun of the above
Who gives a shit? Seriously, who?
by “Wimmin” this obviously denotes, connotes, and implies Wimmin in the full Glory of Socialist Sisterhood, – like wot me and all the uvva Sistrens share – as much as we share morphology (that’s body shape to you ignorant tory boys) – and all the other delights of shared beds, shared struggle, and straining for that last org’asm’c seizure.
It does go some way to explaining her Hitler-tribute haircut though.
the monkey boots and dungarees are out of shot
She’s not been writing any articles about ‘My Struggle (to be taken seriously)’ has she?
She is even a Viz pastiche
http://i51.tinypic.com/zv8kdt.png
Ed’s latest soundbite, no doubt crafted by a spin doctor:
“If spin doctors could design an MP it wouldn’t look like me”
On the other hand, if Aardman Animations were to design an MP it would look exactly like him.
+1
More cheese Gromit?
+millions!!!
Coffee => screen!!!
… and called “The Wrong Brothers”?
The wrong Rousers?
Or if it’s to a football club “A couple of hundred grand day out”?
Remember, Laurie spends much of her time in New York, where certain elements settle grievances with, shall we say, less upclose-and-personal weaponry:
http://www.americanspecialops.com/images/weapons/glock-17.jpg
Wanting to do the job with “cutlery,” as it were, shows she is more conscientious with respect to public safety in general, as few innocent bystanders get knifed. However, Ms. Not-even-worth-a-farthing, it is well to remember that old adage about what not to bring to which occasion.
Those who have difficulty in expressing themselves verbally or in writing often resort to violence. It is also said that violence is the first refuge of the incompetent, so we get Ms. Penny coming and going.
I hafe neber resorted tu viowenth dethpite whath you say
Since the dodgy dossier, don’t be so sure.
However, there are some people who need to have their heads gone upside of, those with whom it is fruitless to attempt to reason, and a reasonable proportionate amount of violence probably should not be rejected out of hand as a first alternative, with respect to these individuals. Certain trolls on this and other blogs are the ones who prompt me to propose this strategy.
Apparently, post-Jubilee, the BBC are going to pair her and Lord Prescott of the Green Room up to do an anger and outrage ‘sources claim’ series, called the ‘Two into One won’t go but we’ll make a stab at it anyway’ Show.
It will, of course, bomb, but the twitterati will swoon and senior management, still on holiday in Tuscany, will proclaim they ‘got it about left (hence, right)’. Congrats all round.
And the best part is… any iffy aspects and it can alllll be sorted in post. Then denied.
Bar the internet bit. But no one takes that seriously, do they?
Well, the sharp things don’t include her wits. Best ignored.
Our working class zero is so full of shit.
Laurie lives in a dream world, torn between acting out roles which hover between being a Polly Toynbee, big sista, Dear Marge advice bureau eventually edging towards a Johann[a] Hari.
An admitted avid lover of the Game of Thrones TV series her osmotic absorbance of their and the above combination of characters has greatly distorted her grip on reality
Laurie Penny @PennyRed 4 jun
“I wish her colleague Mehdi Hasan would slit her throat in an honour killing.” – comment on my article about racism and sexism in #GoT.
Ms Red needs to get a grip before her attempts to run both with the hare and the hounds pushes her over the edge.
O-u-r working c-lass zero is full of sh¡t
If she so much as touches Vanish our legal team will be put into play
Are you an agent provocateur from Socialist Model-Maker?
Yes, and they want to get rid of the Monarchy – they call it their Heir Fix model.
I love your desire for free speech on this blog
ROFL
Well said – she’s free to be a hypocrite on her blog and tweet, and we’re free to call her out. Dontcha just love free speech.
The definition of a republican is someone who will free you from the tyranny of a monarch and deliver you to the tyranny of a president. Welcome the new boss, same as the old boss:
And the voices in her head go stab, stab, stab.
And her great big gob goes blab, blab, blab.
I sometimes get the urge to hunt someone down with sharp things
wahey!
Soppy arrogant know all lefty buggers cant stop telling us what and how to do everything – nice to see the prat caught
Poor Laurie obviously ran out of AAA batteries for her rabbit last night.
Uptight, hateful confused little hypocritical brat.
Oh come on, it’s funny to watch though you have to admit.
A young woman struggling to except her sexuality by projecting it on to the internet and in the MSM for all to see, so phallic!
Hahahahahaha… Deep down she’s glad she got caught out LOL!
…except her sexuality from what?
Actually the “joyous” hedonism of Miss Penny is rather similar to that of Guido and his sidecars…
http://pennyred.blogspot.fr/2007/11/we-have-acheived-preambulation-bring-me.html
Except that Guido does not want go in for gender bending (yet!)
Don’t be so hard on her. It’s probably the time of the month. You know how they get.
Stabby stabby stab stab!
I ask again ; who is this ” woman” whom you insist must be given coverage on your organ totally out of proportion to her own importance ?
I use the term “woman ” loosely as she looks definitively prepubescent .
Why does she not just imitate the action of the Garbo and closet herself away in an East Side appartment for the next thirty years thus doing humanity a good turn .
( that is assumind she can AFFORD an East Side appartment daahling– and she manages to pass the Residents Committee interview of course !)
there she blows
The Stabb Inn in Govan is the place to be.
She’s behind the #twittergulag problem. I’m sure of it.
Feminists, and their funny little ways.