June 7th, 2012

Ed Should Listen to Watson More

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Not a sentence headline we would normally use, but it would appear the Labour leader is frit. Ever since Neo-Guido asked Ed at a press conference whether he preferred the NHS or football, operational press releases and invitations to speeches immediately dried up. The BBC picked up the question after Ed missed an NHS rally and instead went to a football match with one of his donors, so while cheeky, it could hardly be described as unfair. Even Cameron has the Morning Star and Mirror to his pressers…

Back in the leadership election Tom Watson organised a hustings for candidates. Writing in the Guardian about it, he said Guido would probably try attend but “if you can’t deal with him in a public meeting, you don’t deserve to be Labour leader.” Wise words there…


56 Comments

  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    Milipede Minimouse- wee timorous beastie!

    • 2
      Spartacus says:

      That was not you Peter, it was that scotchman wasn’t it

      • 6
        Lady Mangledbum says:

        There is a Scotsman inside all of us ……………… or is it the other way round? Turn and turn about would be fun.

        • 11
          EUSSR Watch says:

          Two Eds are Worse Than None

          • Peter Grimes says:

            It gives each a MCavity into which said ed can be inserted!

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            There could soon be three Ed’s …

            Watch out for the third one Ed Richards – fully marxed up Labour man ‘hoping to become’ the next DG at the BBC.

        • 22
          Rage Against the Politcal Elite says:

          Balls was part of the LAST Balls up. I cant understand why Cameroon hasn’t offered him a job as. It will all help to crash the pack of Cards.
          Fu-king Political Morons the lot of them TOSERY LIEBERAL LAABOUT. Politicians who garner Police, State, Press approval are the Scum of the Earth.

      • 7
        Peter Grimes says:

        I am Spartacus!

    • 4
      wiggins says:

      Aye!

  2. 3
    Sound bloke says:

    Ed has spent all his politcal life working for Gordon Brown . nuff said

  3. 5
    Ed has missed another open goal says:
  4. 8
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Send them all to the Ukraine,

    • 54
      Handycock (sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money) says:

      I’m a volunteer to go to Ukraine, so long as it is on expenses. Jahbulon.

  5. 9
    Late Starter says:

    Wasn’t this topical about three months ago?

  6. 10
    White Van Stan says:

    As a working class man can I just say that the two Eds are as remote to my life as a martian would be.

    Multi millionaire socialists – the irony in and hypocrisy of the Labour front bench these days is only ignored by the abandoned white working class because of tribal loyalty to the party.

  7. 12
    Greychatter says:

    Thought the picture was one of those ventroquists making his dummy speak while drinking a glass of water!!

  8. 13
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Thought, is Blinky a Russian Spy, giving them Top Secrets in Morse Code, with his blinks….. a cunning plan, perhaps.

  9. 14
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    >”Writing in the Guardian about he said the Guido would probably try attend…”<
    Writing in the comments section, Tay King-dePisse said Neo could probably have tried to be a little more grammatical and coherent.

    Late night again, eh, son?

  10. 16
    Ed has missed another open goal says:

    “Writing in the Guardian about he said the Guido would probably try attend but ”

    Sack the intern!!!!

  11. 18
    YorkshireLad says:

    Eddy boy couldn’t deal with a pack of cards

  12. 20
    Quisling says:

    Does the chic-ken still get invites?

  13. 21
    SAS NOT !!! says:

    Next time you meet Ed, maybe you could ask him if he prefers Playing Angry Birds, Tennis or chilaxing each and every day between the hours 8:00 and 18:00, then slipping away at 19:00 for a dinner date…..Dave must make you all soooo proud. When can we expect him to next appear on ITV’s Daybreak

    • 24

      …when Ed can’t get an invite to his own fucking funeral. Do fuck off snotty – your incessant whining has me reaching for the mozzy spray.

    • 25
      Someone sick of all these !!! says:

      I think most on here agree that Cameron is a no hoper but that doesn’t excuse the fact that the political ranks are full of hypocritical shysters of which Ed squared are both.

      Lets just leave party colours aside when we are stating the bleeding obvious

    • 40
      Backwoodsman says:

      Probably better than falsifying reasons to invade countries, or destroying this nations economy. But hey, don’t let a reality check stop you getting that little warm spurt of labour bile running down your leg, that you get when you post here.

    • 43
      SAS SNOTY !!! says:

      Ed’s blank piece of paper is a work of genius.

  14. 26
    road to snotdom says:

    two l’s in bollocks, ed!

    • 34
      Peter Grimes says:

      But are there two bollocks between either Ed?

      Bollox’ ladyboy is probably better endowed in the testicular stakes than her jowly ‘hubby’!

  15. 28
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    PMSL Just read the Grauniad piece linked above. Twatson says ….

    How do I know this? I know this because John is also a social media sensation. He twitters, he updates his Facebook page and sends clips to his YouTube channel. He uses social media to meet real people.

    That’s right he uses social media to meet real people.

    I’m wondering if there is a punch button on facebook now!

    • 39
      annette curton says:

      What’s with REAL (people) is there any other kind?, yes but they are the ones texted, seen and heard from on twitter, facebook and you tube, a bit like having an imaginary avatar.

      • 42
        Gordon Brown says:

        At least that bigoted woman Gillian Brown isn’t on Twitter, unlike the rest of the bigoted population

        oops, NURSE !!

  16. 29

    In other news Lord Prescott accused of exploiting unpaid volunteers https://twitter.com/DamonShinnie/status/210505177516605440

    • 30
      Nom Dom Nom says:

      Struggling to see how you can be an unpaid volunteer and exploited all at the same time !!

      Doesn’t the word volunteer put a stop to exploitation?

      • 31
        Peter Grimes says:

        LieBor liars can make mountains out of molehills.

        • 53
          Ivor Biggan says:

          Liebor liars can and do make mountains out of moleskins.
          You always hear what you want to see.

      • 44

        Most reasonable people would think so. Lord Prescott and Guardian journalists think otherwise. (Correction first sentence should say “Reasonable people would think so.”).

    • 35
      Democrashambles says:

      Its a bit more credible to use volunteers than when parties which pay for people to sit in the audience when their leader speaks and which use marketing firms to deliver their bumpf pretending they still have a ‘grassroots’.

      • 45

        My point is that Prescott is calling for an enquiry because unpaid volunteers were used on the jubilee – yet most politicians (including I’m sure Prescott when he was an MP) use unpaid volunteers to deliver leaflets and canvass for them.

  17. 36
    Nazis were left wing just like B&P says:
    • 38
      Funny How Life Turns Out says:

      Would he be an enemy of capitalism now, or would he be running a successful internet watercolour business?

      • 41

        He wasn’t overly keen on communism.

        But he would fit right in to the Labour party. No one was more concerned with the redistribution of wealth than Adolf.

    • 47
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      The full qoute,

      “We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions.” –Adolf Hitler

      Most of which the two Ed’s, Nicky boy and the Cameroon Goons, with their collectivist “fairness” and “progressive” mantras, would thoroughly approve of.

  18. 46
    Anonymous says:

    When was that picture taken? Beneath each man it says “Labour delivering…”
    I can’t read the rest, but if that picture was taken after May 2010 then Labour was – and still is – in opposition. That being the case, how are they in a position to deliver anything?

    • 48
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      After 13 years of miserable, authoritarian, conniving, warmongering, tax and spend, end of boom and bust, debt, debt, debt and rubbing peoples noses in it.

      Labour have “delivered” quite enough misery for five lifetimes thank’s.

    • 51
      Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

      Well, they are calling the shots, despite being HM Opposition. The Fabians infiltrated the Tories years ago.

      • 56
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Earth calling Desmond Swayne – Do you and your band of duped younger mates not get it yet?

  19. 49
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Please let that be cyanide that Balls is drinking.

  20. 52
    HenryV says:

    The Belgian-Pole says we English don’t need a Parliament of our own. Thanks.

    Now fuck off back to where you come from you parasite.


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