Rich & Mark’s Monday View
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Once again R&M try to be more archly clever than they are.
Once again they fail.
Welcome to my day. Won’t you come on in.
The State is desperate to obatain any money from anywhere. The more they try to take the less they will get as they have stressed the economy beyond the APEX of the Laffer curve. Will some one please Tell George. This is what you get when the State Surrounds intself with YES Men.
On my computer, directly under that “cartoon” is Groupon’s ad for today’s restaurant vouchers. Makes you wanna puke dunnit?
If these backbenchers could stop moaning and start blasting Labour it would help.
Nobody gives a rat’s testicle about the tax rate on a pie, instead we need to get the country moving and ensure voters steer clear of the siren voices of ruin chanted by Miliband and Balls
Hear, hear. Well said, Dijon.
Rats’ testicles is proper tasty pal as well as Vat free.
I am amazed to be in agreement – the posts on here aren’t much help to call me Dave.
(I am agreeing with Dijon, rat’s testicles are a future joy not yet tried by me.)
I lick testicels
Hey diddle diddle
They’re all on the fiddle
Atishoo, a tissue, we all fall down
Promoted above his ability level
Who?
Easier to ask ‘who hasn’t?’
An Eton mess.
Little Boy Blue…..
….and where is the man who looks after the sheep,
….chillaxing
Down in the hay stack with Little Bo Peep.
About fucking time too!
It’s crap.
No, it’s greenish, definitely vomit.
Although it is coming out of his mouth. so on second thoughts…
Looks like pease pudding to me. To Mandy that would be guacamole.
Voment?
Commit would rhyme with vomit, but then this is Skid and Mark.
while we are at it pasty does not rhyme with nasty
It does if you have a cleft palate.
It’s written “pastie” which wiki informs me are just tit / nipple covers. Most appropriate under the circumstances
Are you attempting to foment voment or comment?
All the attacks on unelected judges and Leveson has more dignity, wit and quiet intelligence than both front benches combined.
You slipped that one in quietly didn’t you Brian?
Did 8illy do the rhyming?
His rhyming couplets are something to behold.
This is very funny, err sort of…. well no it isn’t, it’s not funny at all, well it’s sort of funny….. ish!
The problem with Osborne is that he is always looking at ways to increase taxation rather than reduce it.
Plan A, Plan B, what about Plan C?
Plan “BUGGER OFF” is well overdue for Georgie.
Who gives a flying fuck whether DC sees through it? Dave ain’t gonna get shafted by Oik but by every normal Tory staying at home. It ain’t UKIP that’s gonna sting, it’s apathy.
I do not think he will be taking over from Mr Cameron any time soon.
Who, me or him?
Why wasn’t Rothschild’s Yatch in the flotilla?
He’s got his own flotiila ffs.
They refused to move the bridges.
Probably like Sarkozy, Merkel, Hollande and Berlusconi – he came in his submarine.
WTF is a Yatch? Has Roman got one in Chelski colours?
SHOCK ! HORROR ! PROBE !
A Rich and Mark cartoon that’s actually funny !!
Egads ! and Gadzooks !! They must have ‘upped their game’ for the Jubilympics !!!
Why does it take two to produce a Rich and Mark cartoon?
One to draw the cartoon and the other to take the blame.
Gordon does tho
And Sarah carries a pooper scooper
Sarah. The poochester meant the famous Gordon Brown and his dog.
I thought that verse was supposed both to rhyme and to scan. This effort fails on both counts, as well as being gratuitously offensive.
Sorry – having lived through the Brown terror this lot do not scare me
Credit where it’s due B£liar/Brown was a catastrophe waiting to happen. Both were shit, then” we got “Call Me Dave”. Lucky us.
When the back benchers ‘had’ to comment should have read ‘began’ to comment, reads better and dare I say Guido bought the Sunday rag you contribute to for the first time yesterday….em!….don’t give up the day job.
And whilst we are on the subject of Gordon ‘septic’ Brown – My real reason for dislike – is that the bastard taught me how to HATE
“Gordon ‘septic’ Brown”???
Hold on there, chief, he ain’t one of ours. Yer stuck with him, don’t palm him off on us. (I mean, what an asshole, can’t get a famous battle right, follows me around like a puppy, and that’s just when he’s around me. I kept thinking “Will no one rid me of this troublesome beast?”)
Taking a charitable view, Brown was a victim of crap timing, coming after B£liar had cocked everything up (yeah I voted for him- and regretted it). Brown was probably insane by then. Aren’t we the lucky ones!
It was Brown as well who cocked the country up. In fact it was “no more boom and bust” Brown and his pal Ballsup who should be tried and then hung.
Skid@Mark Venture from cartoons , into poetry
And fail at both !
What’s the difference between the Bbc and the Vat i can.
One’s a state within a State established in the late 1920s which has an archive of history, much of it secret, that it uses to manipulate it’s preferred world view, which it broadcasts in many languages throughout the world in an attempt to convert the multitude to its own distorted and privileged mind set, and has a budget of billions obtained from its surrounding population under threat, and false pretences, for that end as well as its own personal luxurious indulgences. The other believes in a supernatural creator of the universe.
I would have thought the difference between the BBC and the Vat i can was that the BBC has Saint Jeremy Clarkson while the Vat i can only have a Pope.
The BBC would crucify the prophet Clarkson if he wasn’t bringing in so much money for them.
I would happily do it for them. Clarkson is an overpaid obnoxious oaf. I find I even have to switch “Dave” off now as he is getting on there too much.
This ‘comic’ is probably the third or forth worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
*fourth, how embarrassing.
Go forth and X
Is that better?
Oh i don’t know Tom O’connor was pretty shite
A large C to you.
Memo to Brenda. Congrats. 0n your Sixtieth.
Who do you think was the worst P.M. during your reign? Tone? Gorgon?
Keep the distraction going while we pop out and borrow another £300m for today’s over-expenditure.
You must think we are the weakest you’ve had to put up with. Glad you’re too discreet to comment. No doubt him-indoors would like to give us some robust advice though.
One doesn’t think
One pushes the button
And blows all of you to smithereeeeeeeeeeeens
Little George gave tax cuts to the rich
the whole fucking electorate he stitched
he’s so fucking nasty ,He slapped VAT on my pasty
I hope they find him face down in a ditch !
‘Tax ‘is superfluous in the first line
Fucking nit picking twat !
If you don’t like it write your own
because in mine it’s staying
smart arse
Yesterday was a bad day to bury good news.
I thought we did just that.
LOL
When are you going to press the “Eject” buttons for Worsi and Hunt? Or do they have a few little blackmail gems about you? Perhaps you’re just too weak.
I see the coverage of the Beeb’s “Raincourse” Royal pageant got richly deserved brickbats in the Mail.
Nice to see some cerebral activity remaining in the UK after the 10-year socialist plan to reprogram the hard-drives of the masses.
Gideon – doesn’t seem to want to refer to proven facts which state with direct reference to “WIND FARMS” that:-
our prime minister and his deputy have a family interest in them, David Cameron`s father in law Sir Reginald Sheffield is raking in £1,000 a day from the one on his estate, and Clegg`s wife is on the board of a Spanish wind farm firm.
The global Tax ‘em ruse climate change ‘folly’ is but a busted royal flush.
The Euro and Europe are in financial meltdown and all people can talk about is the price of pasties. Unbelievable!
Rich? No the Euro is the long foreseen disaster that is making all of us poorer and the uncrowned heads are still in denial about it all.
Mark? The sooner the Germans return to it the better.
When are you going toi drop this garbage?