Vaguely Excited Hague
Guido reckons he’d probably be a little more enamoured meeting Angelina…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
He’d prefer to meet Brad
Your comment is the pitts
She would not have that look on her face if I were shaking her hand. Boaz.
HAGUE IS GIVING ANGELINA A MASONIC HANDSHAKE?!?!?!
OMG AGENT SALT IS ILLUMINATI TO THE CORE!!!
THIS CALLS FOR THE ILLUMINATI POLKA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4jn2HGHseA
lol x x and laughing rather loudly at the “illuminati” reference. My nephew, aged 11, has been learning me up on this fascinating development in world politics. Dave.
Angelina is not that pretty what she needs is another tattoo, some barbed wire all around her leg or something all over her breasts should do it. There, now shes beautiful.
or a sun over her arsehole
Why the sun when Willy is there
I thought he was batting for the other side these days?
I wonder which one has the most manly handshake??
She is just another Global Elite Tool a bit like that Bono who’s charity work is SO FANtastic, ha haha hahahh
She had nothing to fear from William, trust me. Now where did I put that silk scarf?
Is William at Madam Tussauds?
The 14 pints a day club, Bitter aftertaste edition.
great minds think alike !
Agreed. What were you thinking, BTW?
Jolly dee.
So despite no evidence, you still try and claim that Hauge is gay.
He’s not looking at her breasts – so he must be gay
Does she have any to spe@k of?
Voigt profiles always include probability distributions.
….. as do Brangelina’s curves .
They revert at a certain predetermined protruberance– I think it’s 65.71 percent away from her ” mean “.
Purely based on the photographic evidence, of course, I think they’ll do! I doubt this meeting was the highlight of her day.
You can’t see what he’s doing with his other hand, though.
What breasts?
Tomb raider meets room trader?
funny
So talk of you being a bowel ferret is mere hearsay, Sir William?
That’ quite right — I’m just a simple back gammon player .
As John Le mesurier would say to Arthur Lowe
” That’s really quite good … ”
We’ll make a Rory Bremner prompt man out of you yet .
Gay or Nay , i would still rather have him as leader than Camerloon
And PMQ would be real entertainment. He is probably the wittiest person in Parliament.
Exactly.
Cheap fucking slur based on nothing at all but Guido’s fetid imaginings.
What would Guido do then, get his cock out and wave it at her?
Grin like a daft schoolboy.
Kind of reminds me what a wonderfully trained chap Prince William is. Photographers all around, Carol vordeman leans forward to shake hands in a very low cut dress, and the young fella doesnt peak at all. I’d vote for him to be king.
Prince Charles wants know why you would not vote him for king, he is next in line for the throne
Wills doesn’t do breasts,he’s stuck with a flat chested wife!
grin like a daft schoolboy.
Kind of reminds me what a wonderfully trained chap Prince William is. Photographers all around, Carol vordeman leans forward to shake hands in a very low cut dress, and the young fella doesnt peek at all. I’d vote for him to be king.
There we go. perhaps he was discussing the falklands. Trying not to mention “going way down south”.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/carol&willsPA_468x568.jpg
There is nothing more embarrassing to uninterested males than an under dressed female trying to make herself look like a slut.
No he’d push her head down and fart in her face
to prove he’s a real man Gurrr !
I think spending the night in the same bed with a gay Spad in a hotel in pretty indicative of Hagues preference.
‘Same room’ not ‘same bed’ but don’t let that get in the way of your fantasy.
♫♪ For he’s a Jolie good fellow.. ♫♪
is Hague standing on a box?
Probably, or she is fairly short
Is she holding his hand? Looks a strange hand shake
She’s a mason
Too composed, nobody shakes hands with someone else without looking at them, mind you FFyon might not take too kindly to Willy getting too friendly with Angelina. By the way where is the delectable FFyon these days, she was always in the news but now no mention is made of her?
I’d sooner shake Mugabe’s hand.
He has just won an award for tourism from the UN.
And that is no jest!
Who the fuck would want to visit Blackburn , It’s a friggin shanty town
People on the Hajj
He would be more exited if it was Brad.
Look at Billy’s limp handshake. What a disgrace to the man race.
Not even a peck on the cheek or an arm around her waist.
At least Brad won’t have to worry!
On the level Brother!
I’ll bet that raised his profile!
come on Fawkes, can’t you do better than that?
Come on blue noses, shouldnt you be starting your “Mitt for president campaign”
Mighty Mongo Mitt has secured his place as the Republican challenger to Obama
You must be all overjoyed….NOW GET BACK TO APOLOGISING
Thank you for insightful input – now clear off Rudolph, Ed needs a new nose.
Am I getting to you Guido…. Vague Hague !!!!!
God I’d love to shag William Hague, who’s the girl on the right?
Always got the impression she’s not his type, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Between my wife and I, we were unable to save any of our 6 children but we did manage to save ourselves. Funny, that.
You were only crying because you realised how much benefits you had lost
Ever heard of condoms, Mick?
Yeah, but I voted Labour this time.
……And last time ………….and the time before……..and
Who is she?
What party does she represent?
What is she selling?
Why is he meeting her?
Is she a UK taxpayer?
Yet another example of politicians wasting their time and our money on irrelevant airheaded bimbo’s from foreign lands who have something to sell and our hard-earned tax-payers monies to rob.
Hague needs to be reminded that his duties are to the taxpayer, saving our money, and representing us, not firkin hobnobbing with bimbo’s and other assorted scruffs, rubbish, and money seekers.
If Angie told you you had a fat flabby body, would you hold it against her?
Poor old underpaid doctors going on strike. I mean they have school fees to pay, countries to visit and those luxury cars ain’t cheap.
£150k pa is paltry.
Poor Gps down the road have Maserati and Porschemobiles. To save taxpayers dosh govt should open a German car dealership and sell them at cost to NHS wariors
Watched a programme on Australian customs searching people and mail for prescription drugs which are claimed then taken out of the country to be sold on in countries where there is no health service and drugs are very expensive
Makes you wonder how many of our underpaid overseas doctors top up their meager earnings by such practices
i would wager our government is far to busy to even look into it !
And dont get ill at the weekend or after office hours.
I don’t wish to know that. Kindly leave the page.
More u-turns, Coulson arrested again. This pathetic coalition is crumbling by the minute. Can’t the Tories mount a leadership campaign, kick out Dave, repèal the fixed term law and call a snap election?
Probably difficult as long as the king maker Clegg is throwing toys out of his pram. Ideological idiot that he is.
LOL Yeah its all Cleggs Fault…Apologist
I don’t believe I said its all Cleggs fault.
I’ve noticed a trend with your posts which are clearly to elicit a response (shows deep narcissistic behaviour) which is the less people comment on your drivel the more you post.
This will be my last reply to any of your crap
He is what is politely referred to as a thick troll. Like most brats, they tend to piss off if you ignore them.
I don’t believe I said its all Cleggs fault.
I’ve noticed a trend with your posts which are clearly to elicit a response (shows deep narcissistic behaviour) which is the less pe0ple comment on your drivel the more you post.
This will be my last reply to any of your crap
Fuck off Snotty.
Got it right first time, Nom Dom!
Looks like you got caught out mis-spelling drivvle
Hague: “Loved your father in ‘Midnight Cowboy’…”
lol
She’s Dustin Hoffman’s daughter?
The Gimp DID get very excited yestersday about Scum Hole Murdoch
Think you should start your own blog.
Hi Guido, any update on Priti Patel MP, claming expenses for Car Hire, to travel the 45 miles from her home to Parliamant…. £180 a time
……I believe the train fare is £16
You could bicycle that in 3 hours for nothing. Are Patels allowed to ride bikes or is that considered to be “unnecessary stimulation of one’s Priti-parts”?
So GP’s want to go on strike over:
£48,000 pa pension for life with a £150,000 one off lump sum payment. On their death their spuse gets 50% of the original pension unless they remarry in which case they lose that entitlement.
OK – so lets look at this:
For every £1000 gross pa they receive they would in the private sector need to have £37,500 invested to purchase an annuity.
So these people are striking over a pension pot of £1,280,000 NETT provided for by the State plus the £150,000 NETT in the private sector they would have needed to save.
So to be clear they are striking over £1,480,000 NETT they don’t even need to find themselves.
Yes, I ‘m on their side – NOT
I heard a whisper that the doctors at my local surgery stick their fingers up mens bottoms! Before you know it they will be cupping their balls and asking them to cough- Discusting perverts, I’m writing to the hateful mail.
Fuck the NHS
errrrrr is this the tipping point….Guido NOW openly critical of Tory ministers and policy
“Guido reckons he’d probably be a little more enamoured meeting Angelina… ” FAIL
Take note: Alpha males don’t put women on pedestals. If you do, you are no more than a fawning Beta wuz…
I have always put my women on pedestals – it makes it easier to see up their skirts.
Men who put women on pedestals never knock them off.
or up??
Quite right. Men don’t put women on pedestals but manginas do. Brad Pitt is not an Alpha male but a PWF( pussy whipped fool) worshipping a man hating Anglobitch( google Anglobitch to see the full horror).
Just dumped my Sky TV subscription.
Freeview HD, plus movies via Netflix, and watch the premiership 15:00 kick offs down my local via a free satellite.
Happy days, and £50 a month up.
Well done. Can I suggest you save another £15 a month by cancelling your broadband?
Please buy the Guardian.
Or don’t. I really don’t care.
I get a massive fat salary either way.
Still paying for Nicky Campbell’s £500K a year salary though
Perhaps he didn’t recognise her without her cat suit.
Ha ha. Womb-Raider a bit strong for a family blog, SC?
Something triggered the ModBot.
I think it may have been the F-word.
Whats Angi’s relationship with Blairscum, as he appears to be advising the cameroons at the moment.
Also Ms Greening next time you go on b-bbc5L get your facts together poor show from you this am.
So which Spice Girl were you again?
Looking forward to your Olympics in the great city of London Seb Coe fantastic fellow.
God bless Boris for all his work and Tessa Scowells, she amazing crumpet.
“No sorry, still nothing…”
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Fuck you Parky with your free pen. I got one free and it only had enough ink in it to sign the bloody life assurance forms. This left me so stressed out I had a heart attack and died. Now my family are left penniless.
” has Jeff been in ? — for the past seven years?”
“You’re barred!”
They had to take the picture from the waist up as Ange had a massive erection!
Seems to be two bisexuals, one might have helped children in developing nations? Think the bald one likes to drink bitter and brag about it for some reason. Are they important people?
William Hague is not gay and neither is his boyfriend special advisor. Oh fuck actually he is.
Angelina Jolie looks like a tranny.
Why is Hague meeting her? Who elected her and why should we waste time listening to her? She’s only an actress and not a very good one either!!!!