Sky’s resident older lady Kay Burley spent most of her interview with the Telegraph’s infamous Bryony Gordon comparing notes:
“Oh, Chuka Umunna is very hot. So if he wants to give me a ring… Oh, he’s old enough. And Andy Burnham. He’s another politician I fancy… Dominic Raab. He is very good looking.”
Though hard luck boys, apparently she will never date a politician. She didn’t rule out climbing the greasy pole herself though – apparently she wants to become a councillor…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Guilty would.
“resident older lady”? AND on “Totty watch”?
I would, are we both getting old Guido?
I bet she’s sat on a few greasy poles in her time.
I’d quite like to see Bryony and Kay in a naked mud-wrestling contest, dear. The television has been rather boring since ITV banned World Of Sport hasn’t it, Reg? ….
….Reg, dear?
Guido, in appreciation of all the fantastic work you’ve done for us on this blog some of the boys have had a whipround and paid for you to go to Poland and Ukraine for the footie.
Just one thing, make sure you wear your favourite ‘Pizzas for the IDF’ t-shirt and make sure to display your star of david flag prominently in front of the home fans. Lots of love.
I’m touched and almost overcome with speechlessness.
She didn’t mention Peter Andre then?
Odious witch
So Now we really know why Women were GIVEN the VOTE. Or was it that the government needed to borrow more money from the Banks and needed them out at Work?? Then the State can trot out any Knacker usually a pretty boy who Sucks a bit of C-ck and pretend he is a family man. Ha ha
How dare you! I don’t suck a bit of cock, I suck Rupert’s magnificent two-incher!
It’s only two inches because I sucked it so much it wore it down – like a lollipop
lol I wondered who would use that first bravo sir
No. She has that sexy vibe. Like Rene Russo, Helen Mirren, Holly Hunter and Harriett Harman.
Maybe not the last one.
Crikey Bill, been at the cooking sherry again?
Definitely not the last one.
Definitely.
Now, hag of the year, then yes.
I just happen to have a greasy pole, Kay can climb it if she wishes.
Ay hem a greasy Pole.
“wants to become a councillor”
Of which Parish?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151576/Jail-Tube-racist-champagne-fuelled-tirade-viewed-thousands-YouTube.html
Best part is that lawyers now openly admit we have re-education centres for those who make show confessions:
“Rebecca Lee, defending Woodhouse, said she was ‘deeply ashamed’ of her behaviour but claimed she was often anxious on the tube due to terrorist events of 2005.
Ms Lee asked that a community order be considered and stressed her client would be willing to attend a diversity awareness and prejudice training course.”
Don’t forget the gang of Somalian girls who launches an unprovoked assault in the street on an indigenous woman and were spared jail because they were Musl1m and therefore unused to alcoh0l.
Twenty one weeks? Five fucking months for being ‘racist’? For saying mean things to bl*a*ck people?
Utter fucking madness.
Five months?
The law is insane. The judge needs a P45.
A Colt 45 might be of more use…..
“A diversity awareness and prejudice training course??” Mister Orwell must be pissing himself with laughter.
She might get a few tips from JT then.
An outrageous travesty of justice.
Woman is banged up in prison, Made jobless and I believe her children taken into care because she voiced the “wrong” opinions about immigrants. Truly we live under a fascist regime. One rule for violent drunk Mus1ims and another for Brits with the “wrong” opinions. Utterly disgusting.
Truly a mis-carriage of justice. (Coming to a carriage near you….)
In years of travelling on the tube I’ve witnessed many horrible scenes of intimidation, extortion, theft and violence, most of it carried out by ‘youts’ of a certain pigmentation. Following the 7/7 bombings we commuters were treated to hellfire recitations from the k*ran by beardies in nightdresses who knelt and prayed to Big Al. Plus others of a similar disposition who found it hilarious to reach into their bulging rucksacks in search of an elusive detonator. Doubt if any of them served five minutes let alone five months.
Andy Burnham? He’s a fucking tranny. All that fucking make-up. He dresses like one of the Ugly Sisters at a court app*earance.
Hasn’t changed out of that shirt since his failed leadership bid.
Andy Burnham, now there’s a tosser.
Make-up on a man my fucking arse.
That’s a strange place to put make up – blusher for your cheeks?
Bargepole
Blinkers
3 codeines. 3 stiff gin ‘n’ tonic and maybe!
Can’t stand the self-important woman.
But enough about Andy Burnham.
Burnham reminds of the clown from IT.
He was OK in Thunderbirds, I suppose. Personally, I preferred Virgil and he was by far the better shag.
Miliband reminds me of the alien from ET
He reminds everybody else of Wallace from ‘Wallace and Gromitt’.
Milliband looks just that that cotho that runs the labour party
What the one that runs the railways? Or the one that runs the public services?
Reads as though she needs one – councillor that is! My fees are negotiable. Ask the Misses!
I can prove how David Cameron wants to murder the poor, just let me knock up a graph.
Make sure the 1-2% differences are at least 2 feet apart.
i would have done…but not now i have heard that…
No hat-tip?
Hat-tips are for wankers.
and big tips are for elephant cutters…
Another self-seeking “journalist”. It’s good to see that women are represented here.
The BBC told me today that it is necessary to get more women into company bawd rooms.
Malcolm Tucker, as always, said it best:
How to do TV interviews by Malcolm Tucker
Paxman
He is still the daddy. You can’t beat him. When cocky youngsters occasionally try he slaps them down, steals their wallet, fucks their wife and buys a new fridge with their Mastercard.
Kirsty Wark: “She’s cleverer than you are, okay? Do not forget this or she will make you look like a dribbling chimp with a 2:2 from Loughborough wanking in a tyre to the theme tune from Mr Benn”.
Kay Burley
Being interviewed by Kay is, as we all know, like being interviewed by a backward child. That’s obviously great most of the time. But occasionally she will throw you a curveball like a child might – “Why is there war?” “What is Europe?” – and if you can’t answer it’s you who ends up looking like the thick-as-pigshit chancer.
Yeah but, Why…? and What…? Answers on a postcard to ……
I think he was being a bit polite about Kirsty Wark. She strikes me as thick as a ditch.
I’ve never understood a word she’s said, dear. When did the BBC give up on subtitles?
She always sounds completely p*iss*ed to me.
I notice that that unintelligible Scottish woman Juliet Dunlop has disapp*ared from my airwaves. Regrettably, she has been replaced by an Indian who is also unintelligible and gabbles like a maniac. Good job most of them don’t have anything important to impart.
hums mr benn theme…. And then the shopkeeper arrived. Funny what you find in your pocket on the way home.
The Winona Ryder defence as it is called in legal circles. Probably.
I liked this one:
Adam Boulton
I know you want to laugh, but don’t. Really. It just reflects badly on you. Try to pretend he doesn’t look like a male Sandi Toksvig with a glandular complaint. (Oh, and you know I sometimes say that you should imagine an interviewer naked in order not to be intimidated? For the love of Christ don’t do this with Adam.)
SLAPPER!!!
Ye Gods, an airheaded bimbo getting all this space..
She’s useless.
Who gives a flying f**k what her sexual fantasies are concerning politicians.
Christ on a Cross, do we need this sh*t.
Spot on!
And then these women complain when they’re not taken seriously.
Bryony Gordon is a, seriously, fat fuck.
She really has become a bit of a tank. A veritable KV-4.
No one cares.
Kay Burley…sky news….less than 90,000 viewers on a good day…
less than 90,000 viewers on a good day
Sounds like The Grauniad.
Sky News is for retards.
We need a Fox News in the UK.
Bring us DIVERSITY of news.
Well… yes and no really
You’re not all there, are you?
Typical leftie shite, if you disagree with someone then question their intelligence or sanity. Stick to your PravdaBBC news and get indoctrinated and misinformed.
Leftie? *Laughs* You’re thicker than I thought.
That is the second time you have questioned intelligence in two posts. You fit the stereotypical leftie 100%.
In fact Adam “The Spanner” Boulton’s viewing figures are sooooo low, that they do not even register with BARB…Less than 30,000
Then why are Labour so keen to put them out of business?
SAS, are you feckin mad, or just a wind-up merchant?
Either way, why don’t you just f8ck off (pretty please).
He’s a wind-up merchant. Using a different monicker.
We love Kay….
http://politicalscrapbook.net/2011/07/kay-burley-newscorp-kath-hinton/
FFS!! Nothing better to blog about??
Not really.
O/T
This is all we need
Lawyers going bust on us…
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-05-29/dewey-leboeuf-files-for-bankruptcy-fails-to-save-firm.html
Hopefully the first of many. There are far too many fcukin lawyers in the world (and especially in the HoC).
Alan Partridge is alive and well working for Sky News in female disguise. Crass, insensitive, and cringeworthy!!!
Didn’t she single handedly corner Moaty, wrestle him to the ground and pump both barrels into his bonce?
Didn’t she get the cops in when a fellow news reader belted her in the mouth and held her prisoner?
No wonder they struggle for viewers just watched then on about the Pasty tax and a Labour groupie allowed 10 mins for a party broadcast on behalf of the Labour party,worse than the BBC.
Worse than the BBC ? THAT’S saying something !! The majority of the BBC News and is Labour Propaganda or Promos for their own programmes dressed up as news
UK Broadcast news (as limited in choice as it is) is run by the same metropolitan media village clique. Mostly BBC, ex-BBC or wannabe BBC types all following the same orthodox political bias.
Sky is Blairite New Labour to the BBC’s Kinnockesque Labour. Two cheeks of the same arse.
Exactly correct, Moddy.
she is rubbish – but if you put Guile’s theme as a backing track to one of her interviews it would be brilliant. That is the beauty of Guile’s theme.
Kay Burley? She’s a rude bwitch who thinks she’s body-everyself. I cringe sometimes when I he*.r her banging on about trivialities.
As for the silly tart fancying Chukka the Fucka & cow eyes Burnham, well, doesn’t that just prove my point?
Yes
What a cheap slag.
The chukka comment shows what a shallow whore she is
Burley is as rough as a Badger’s backside.
Now if it’s Sky totty then we have
Sarah Jane Mee
Charlotte Hawkins
Lorna Dunkley
For starters
Naz the weather girl, easily the fittest
rachel younger mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yes Naz does get my load as well, although she’s not a newsreader, Sky used to have a few hot weathergirls (Lisa Burke and Lucy Verytightskirt) as well.
” .. climb the greasy pole herself …” ?
I thought you meant she wanted to become a lap dancer .
She can council me any day.
We are obviously living in an intellectual gulag where jobsworths and their libel lawyers rule unopposed
Chukus your money is a hoon and Burnham is useless. Sad cows!
Is that name bland enough for you ?
Or do you wish me to delete any reference to Piper as it might imply a certain oral practice ?
Vince is hot n crispy.
Like a sausage in deep VAT.
Right you dirty old slapper , i’ve finished with you !
Jesus H Christ Burnham and Chuck up !
EUuuurgh!
Thoroughly ghastly woman with a violent temper. Ideal socialist material.
and she should know about blokes.I bet she’s sat on a few faces to get where she’s at.
She’s a meadow lady. (Mooooo)
“Climbing the greasy pole . . .” Oooh Missus!