Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Try the coffee table….. who the feck is she anyway!!!???
Let’s face it, by Asian political standards she’s not a crook.
Also judging by HoC standards she is not a crim, but the past level is not very high, there wants to be a revision of the standards required of MPs and HoL, standards have been dropping for many years, Cammers was right they are in it together.
Look how much weight I’ve lost!
Look how much weight I’ve put on!
By Pak culture you mean I think
You mean you have doubts about the probity of Keith Vaz & Sadiq Kahn?
Its Warsi, and one of Ricks best todate…
Agreed. Depressing, isn’t it?
+1
lol xx and laughing rather loudly. Dave.
Whoever put up that wallpaper needs shooting. Dreadful alignment.
They never could do backgrounds, I want my money back!
The paper is crap probably GO family firm
Is it of the Osburne Wallpaper company design
Background? I thought it was a photo it is so realistic. I’m being conned. Do this manipulation happen every week?! I demand a judge-led inquiry.
They can’t do foregrounds, or characters, or facial expressions.
Or humour.
My token Asian is tarnished.
Dave when you said we are all in it together, you should have said, WE, the HoC and HoL are all in it together
She could be declared a member of the Taliban & Dave still would not get rid of her.
Small time crook means nothing to Dave – he is one himself.
Over promoted by inverted racists.
Vote UKIP.
Bloody hell Sophie- – you’re out of the traps early – did Nige role over and wake you up?
Warsi has been on the pies, as well as taxpayers’ money.
Probably eating Pickles curries more like
I’m confused. If it’s spelt Warsi why is she always called Varsi? Is it ‘cos she’s arsey?
Pickles doesn’t let anyone else within a mile of his dinner.
Wasn’t she recently bemoaning the decline of religious influence in the nation?
Do whatI say NOT what I do
Warzi was using the subject as a backdoor way of introducing Sh4ria. Devious fcu’kers all.
Yes, I think you are right. Introducing Sharia would be more difficult in a properly secular state. With the concept of religion being more highly regarded there is more of a chance. She was tilling the soil.
Typical religious Na.zi. They are all the same in that respect – try this test: You are waiting to get out onto a roundabout that is gridlocked. The car that pulls across the front of you and stops, ignores that you even exist – when you are let out by the car behind him – on the back you’ll see the little Chris.tian fish. Do unto others, my arse.
Or it could have a sticker on the back that says “My other car goes BANG! in a Baghdad Market place” I suppose.
Dawn French has lost weight, hasn’t she!
I thought it was Rebecca Front the boss lady in “Lewis”. Seems to be an advert for her upcoming radio series?
Rebecca Front is a nice Jewish MILF.
At what point does this type of activity become theft?
When its not a member of the public sector involved.
VERY good
Spot on, ‘Kippy.
The whole state is about extorting money from others. It’s bound to have an effect on your morals.
Has Warsi been a bit naughty in the bedroom department, as well? Cartoon seems to imply so.
Yep she sure has. This is a lovers tiff as well as an internal political squabble.
Yoohoooo …hello Adam sweety xxxx
I do not watch Sky or anything Murdoch, but who on earth is Peter Poofter?
I have no idea.
http://news.sky.com/home/video/16226402
Who is it? All these money-grabbing Muslims look alike to me.
Is anyone else bemused about the *relationship* between Nadeem Khan and the noble Baroness. If they were sharing a bed, should she only be paying half, subsidized by the taxpayer? And if it’s a *romantic* relationship why was he charging her to live in a space he had rentfree anyway? Is this the end of the dusky baroness with a pass to the back door at Number 10 and a one way taxi back to Wembley.
Be nice to know who’s been entering through her back door !
also would be ice to hear what radical Muzzies think of her activities
A back-door muzzy – that totally brings the bacon home
I bet the people whop voted for her are regretting placing an X by her name…Oh wait, silly me she did not stand for election and yet there she is moving around in the highest circles of government. Just another squalid corrupt place man with the right skin colour and religion, thats all you need to succeed in the new world order now, that and an empty space where there would normally be a moral centre.
After all, there are absolutely no white, post-Christian people in a similar position.
A quota is a quota and in progressive la la land, quota’s must be rigidly enforced comrade.
Quotas undermine people who genuinely got the job through talent.
Which has the consequence of actually penalising those who would otherwise have got through on capability or merit.
Hardly the foundation of a world-beating economy – who ever heard of appointing a neurosurgeon on the basis that it was their grandparent’s profession?
+1
Quite. Dave needed a brown efemale Moslem. It is surprising that he did not send a hoodie to the Lords.
Poster says whop, so maybe getting warmer?
Lord Tebbit is already in residence.
She stood – she lost.
Then for some inexplicable reason the conservative party wanted her on their team so badly the got her in via the Lords.
Must be her business knowledge – ah no she’s a solicitor like so many of them.
Specialised interests – none I have observed of heard about.
So I just wonder why, – now just wait a minute – it couldn’t be transparent Dave trying to play a race card could it. He deserves all he gets.
Mingeeta Warsi has been “Fingered
Are we really lowering ourselves to that level?
Sir Everard, you are awful
that’s a bit below the belt
SOMEONE must feel a c.unt now?
But it’s the the public who have been fisted.
Does the rate include full vegetarian breakfast with bacon & sausages?
No ! Just a Fish Supper !
Ah the heady aroma of anchovies and old spice, what a combination
More like the crab processing plant on Grimsby docks
Sayeeda Warsi
Became increasingly arsy
When asked about the rent
And what she claimed to have spent.
She’d had to hawk her pussy,
Just to be the token Moozie.
It’s amazing how low you’d get
Just to be a Baronet.
Overpaid, Over sized, and Over here.
It seems the moozees like pigging at the trough after all!
You have only just noticed? Go to the back of the class and put on the ‘D’ hat.
I’m coming again!! – to an enquiry in your neighbourhood!!
And why not trust all of us upper class intellectuals, – cos’ we’re SPECIAL! And you trusted me and voted for me!!!
And hey! If the nobility do a little on the side – it’s only small change to them!
And isn’t my boy Dave looking after my Legacy well – ‘til I get back!!
In readiness I have been taking projection lessons from Brian Blessed.
GORDON’S ALIVE!
Bring it on.
Look on the bright side. Maybe some disgruntled iraqi whose family was turned into bits of flesh in front of him will wait for Blair outside the inquiry. That’s if he can get past the hordes of security Blair has to take everywhere because he knows how hated he is.
“….the hordes of security Blair has to take everywhere….”
And for which we are still paying.
I’ll get a round in.
That’s kind of you. Mine’s a bla*k and Tan please.
Someone might have watched “The Ghost” with Ewan McGregor.
We can bur hope…..
Is that Bur Lives?
One was giving one,one.
Edward Woodward would, would he not?
One nun went with the other nun to make sure the first nun had none.
Whatever happened to cleaning up expense fraud in Parliament, Dave? Are you really such a, invertebrate that you can’t even keep discipline within your own sofa government? Warsi has already proved to be incompetent, now it looks like she may be corrupt as well. Just what do your chums have to do to be removed from office?
Good. We are still on the moral high ground, and do not bend any rule to fulfil our desires for the Kuffar’s money. Unless we have made up another rule which makes that OK.
Can I have a better job now please?
That was a great article you wrote yesterday Mehdi, I’d like to pay you our agreed rate… that’ll be nothing then. shut the door on the way out please.
Hang on… you said I would get a commission based on what the other political writers here are paid.
Quite, now shove off.
Smoke — Fire — Stink — The Westminster Village Cess-pitters are still doing well under your watch Dave.
I strongly object to children being massacred. Except when it’s my good friend President Assad who’s having children and babies stabbed and shot. I salute his indefatigability.
Apparently according to the Grauniad I am just like you but with a Lear Jet
LOL
Let’s hope all the stress you have of knowing you’re hated the world over and needing round the clock security will build and build until it results in a cancer that will slowly eat away at your insides.
Such things do not happen to St. B’Liar
Since the Blessed One “converted”, even the Vatikan Sittee has been found to be corrupt to its roots. Well, well, well, whoda thunk it?
All religion is by nature corrupt – build anything on the basis of lies and misinformation, and you will attract only the credulous, the frightened and the venal to champion your cause as it’s leaders. And that’s just how it starts.
There ARE some good quotes from the “Bible” though – the main one, which is ironic really, is “the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil”
No one said the early PR men couldn’t write a catchy line or two.
Psychopaths don’t do guilt.
I sold all of our Gilt and bought Euros!
Gordon is a good boy, Nursey, but are trumps meant to be lumpy?
Sleazy behaviour.
As Cameron fails to act, his credibility drops even lower.
What credibility , the blokes a twat !
when was he get promoted?
But why is it OK to pay a friend London hotel rates on expenses if he puts you up for the night? Why should money even be involved?
It seems that she has done wrong because she did not pay him when she claimed she had but I think the real scandal is that their expenses system allows them to line a friend’s pocket at top whack for doing what would normally be done for nowt.
Precisely.
May be she has been taking lessons from that Laws chappie in Kennington ?
I thought she was staying with her aid who rented a flat from said landlord ?
As much as I really don’t like Warsi, I think the GP landlord has scores to settle with her. Wasn’t he being kicked out of the Tory party and after a spat with her?
that’s irrelevant. That she stayed with a friend and claimed the allowance simply shows the contempt with which they treat the taxpound. Of course, Dodgy Dave stopped all this kind of thing, didn’t he.
“Wasn’t he being kicked out of the Tory party and after a spat with her?”
When thieves fall out …….that’s often the only time you get real evidence of a crime.
If you go and stay with a friend regularly enough, for work reasons, it seems reasonable that you might pay them something. If you aren’t just going there “to see friends”. It isn’t too bad if you rent something at market rates.
What is taking the piss is paying the friend the maximum expenses rate.
was she renting her box ?
It’s a bit strange that the friend hasn’t broken cover yet to confirm or deny they got the money.
I wonder if she paid tax on the tax payers money she was receiving ?
It seems to me that the whole state has “evolved” to enable the maximum amount of rent-seeking to occur.
We strongly object to the murder of babies by the imperialist American forces. What’s that? It’s the Syrian regime who’s massacring children? Um, er, uh, sorry, no comment, go away, no comment, we’re on lunch break.
We’ll just file this atrocity away alongside deafening-silence-regarding-Muslim-oppression-of-women. Job done.
Next item on the agenda: Same Old Evil Tories. There, back in our comfort zone.
Now, where’s my next chunk of other-people’s money coming from? I’m waiting.
I can’t wait for the people of Syria to get their hands on president Arsehead and his government
And administer a “Mussolini moment” on them
Oh, I don’t think so. Tony and I have already said we’d put them up for a bit if they are suddenly short of suitable accommodation.
That’s what you promised me too! That’s the thanks I get for making you and Tony very rich!
Caio Chesco moment too quick?
Come on, there’s no proof showing who did this. Too much Willy Hague propaganda SIR EVERARD.
All she has to do is cry nonstop for a few hours and pay the right rent-a-shrink to diagnose her as clinically depressed, and she’ll be off the hook. Worked for me.
Its a travesty. If anything she should receive compensation for the stress.
me too
Look on the bright side proles my TV career will be starting earlier than expected.
Its a cooking programme called ‘Come, and then Dine with me’
Muslims in parliament = All the pigging without the Pork
I tried to wank but used the wrong hand and ended up chopping off my pork sword by accident.
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Marxism Festival.
Tagline?
“Because we haven’t noticed the Berlin wall falling.”
“Sponsored by Trustfund management UK.”
“Because upper class landowners know what’s best for the working classes”.
Or how about ” it will work nextime comrade”
Are Owen’s balls predicted to drop during these five days?
Shitola.
I can recognise the character in the cartoon.
And I understand the reference.
A Monday marning first.
I am going for a lie down.
Being a vegetarian, these days it’s all about mushroom risottos. I also love cooking a chicken stew using halal chicken only of course, or a lamb curry with halal meat. My favourite is halal vegetarian lamb stew.
This evening I’ll be watching Men In Black Women. Followed by In Diana Jones and the Ass Crusade, and Clash of the Tight Buns.
I shall be watching a film about politics in Portsmouth and their links to orphanages in the Baltic states , called
Predator
Meet the worlds dumbest Muslim
He got within 10 feet of Blair with a carrier bag full of groceries
instead of C4
World’s dumbest muslim? That’s quite a feat given they’re all thick as pigshit. And if being thick and murderous isn’t bad enough, they’re also averse to basic hygiene and deodorant. Or mouthwash.
Come on… I’m being constantly reminded by AlJaBeebya that iSlay-em is 100% responsible for scientific progress.
Hmmm jackiesmith, margaretmoran, baronessuddin and now warsi.
what a very tiresome, persistently dishonest bunch these politicians are.
And the most dishonest of them all bliar is due before leveson this week to explain how he never met murdoch, never knew murdoch and had never heard of him until leveson invited him to the Inquiry. And that actually the story that he is godfather to the murdoch’s children is a wicked lie perpetrated by the world’s press.
Nell, is there a reason why you always type people’s first and last names together? We’re all agreed that the likes of Ed Balls are loathsome but is there some subtle joke I’m missing that’s supposed to be implied by writing edballs or edmiliband etc? Or are you just sinking into senility?
lol!
Is ‘appropriate payment’ a euphemism?
The cartoon fails to depict our well known Tory Baroness. Wrong clothing right colour.
There once was a baroness Warsi
Thick bird and not very classy
Caught fiddling her rent
For dubious intent
Her eyes will become tearfull & glassy
Yes, my dresser at home, where you can’t get it
Its a colour blindness check. If you are colour blind you can see “f**k the taxpayer”
ROFLMFAO!!
I’ve just got the joke, FFS!
“Rich” and “Mark” are the Fawkes girls’ noms de plume. That’s why their cartoons always appe*ar on Monday mornings: it’s the weekend’s homework!
That’s a clever moniker, Oh!. Where can I get one like that?
They don’t come cheap.
Ask Hairy Beaver. He knows someone.
Perfect.
Eat your heart out Moran, you’re soooo yesterday. Parkies are much better at fiddling expenses just inside the boundary rules.
She should have stayed in her sisters back bedroom and claimed the expenses for that like Jacqui Smith did!
These people like Warsi are all the same.
and you mate are tarred with the same brush of dishonesty
She is still a phucking novice compared to fatso watson and the slime vaz
You might be perfectly correct Taffy but the point is has the Conservative Party Chairman and Cabinet Minister has committed a criminal offence or not?
If she has then the Conservatives as a law abiding party can only do one thing.
Pay it back luv. I did and got away with it. You Tube if you want to. Euro the boat – I’ll rock it.
I dont know what people are complaining about, we in the UK have the finest politicians a limited amount of money can buy and cheap at half the price.