Guido had a lovely day at Legoland yesterday with the Fawkes girls.
It had unexpected consequences this morning:
In A & E. "Daddy, a little bit of Lego has gone up my nose".—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 27, 2012
Ms Fawkes Lego extraction now complete. All is well. Patient fully recovered.—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 27, 2012
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Glad young ms Fawkes is ok.
Is it worth going if you not taking kids tho?
Now is a good time to stress that through out your life little miss Fawkes
no matter what age you are or what ever people offer you ,
Never shove anything up your nose!
Does Christine Lagarde pay tax on her IMF salary?
And if she does, which country does she pay them in?
Do these rules apply to all members of the IMF?
Must run in the family. Daddy Fawkes is forever jamming young boys’ cocks up his arse.
What are the two young’uns called, Guido? Turkey and Baster?
IMF staff (certainly non-American staff) based in DC don’t pay US tax on their IMF salary.
Any other income is subject to US income tax and there are US taxes (federal, state and sometimes other) on purchases, services, etc.
AFAIUI the thinking is that for an international organisation it is wrong for the host country (the US for the IMF) to gain tax revenue when the salaries are paid many countries.
We should withdraw from the IMF, no more bailing out feckless countries!
No
Wrong comment, apoloaggies.
Does the head of the IMF pay tax on her salary
Does she bollocks.
Young Ms. Fawkes only has to ask Guido and Neo-Guido about the awful consequences of putting stuff up one’s nose.
I didn’t know you had young daughters Guido.
Only gone to A&E with the kids, couldn’t face it on my own
So was it actually a genuine piece of Lego or just another gold nugget that was stuck up her nose?
So now even Guido uses Ms – ugh. What’s wrong with calling a young girl Miss? It has the benefit of annoying Miss Harman (Mrs Dromey).
I thought it was customary to refer to Jack Drone (Stepford Husband) as Mrs Harman.
Hello I am the future.You are a sad fuck. goodbye.
i always think of him as sid kite who thought of a visit to the soviet union as being corn fields in the day time and ballet in the evening
Shut yer face!! ‘n leeve Jacky art of it bastard.
Exactly how many false and unlawful S.42′s have you signed?
A lot of gagging orders being handed down from the local Labour parties to shut up councils , now the reality of the financial situation is apparent
& surprise surprise
They can’t deliver what they were promising before the election , especially to the unions .
A snap shot of what we’ll all get if they are elected in nationally .
I would be shitting bricks
Can you spot the crooked little house where the crooked little Warsi made her crooked little claims?
odd no guido post on this yet.
Should be treated like all the other thieving shites in the labour party , who are now in prison for the same thing
Suspect labour won’t crow too loudly about this one
You should have lived up to your namesake and blown the place up, do us all a favour.
But, how does a child end up with a piece of lego stuck up thier nose?
Noone nose!
Not blessed with children, are you.
Murphy’s Law of parenthood?
Too right. Be thankful you were in the UK too. Many years ago in France elder son persuaded younger son that it would be a good idea to stick a peanut up his nose. You paid to have a doctor remove it in the days.
Or pour chocolate on it. It’ll come out a Treet! I’ll get my coat.
All I have up my nose is “charlie”
Good Afternoon
George – You get up everybody’s noses.
Geroge – be extra careful if swimming in the open sea in the Med – with your yachting buddies this summer. Remember old Robber Maxwell.
Can I come?
Don’t you have some hidden cameras … oops secrets from a property on the Isle of Man where clandestine meetings were held several years ago?
Who’s property was it anyway?
I know the feeling.
Ah, a civilised post from Guido. Sad how you needed to drag your family into things in order to write it. Such is the way of the world. I hope you little girl has recovered from her ordeal.
You can read all about it in the 50p Star on Sunday next week
“SIMPLISTIC NOSE TREATMENT AND CURE FOR TORY BLOGGER’S DAUGHTER MAKES ED-LINES.”
Labour party says Edanoid!
Don’t go around building a House of Cards (excuse pun Cad’s inferred!!) it’ll always fall over. Build it with proper bricks and mortar and sound ‘foundations’ (Not the Bliar/Clinton-style ‘Foundations’).
If your building a Castle in the sand – it will be washed away.
This ia a lovely site as well
Watch this space
A little modern art to interest everyone (surviving)
WARNING !
DANGER ! LEGO NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN !
Nonsense!
We love the Fawkes girls
A pleasant respite
Yet a valuable lesson for Guido.
Always difficult for fathers with daughters.
As kids or adults, you will need to lego eventually.
You are supposed to look at the exhibits , not shove them up your nose
Note to Guido , cancel visit to sewage works
I will be appearing tomorrow to succour my vanity and narcissism
My old friends in Ajerbaijan were just a worm up
Sorry that Humpy sung off note
But that happens to ex awwanbes like us
Tomorrown you will see a marvellous performance
Slotty ha
Too hard on Tony Blair the fraud ?
I thought you likes hardcore stuff Guido now that you work for Dirty Desmond !
Looking forward to the old thesp’s performance tomorrow….masterclass in the offing…Dave can only stand in awe of such a consummate tearful performance of ace bullshitting from “Straightsortaguy”……
ive been taking lessons in projection from Brian Blessed.
GORDON’S ALIVE!
And the good news is??
Perhaps not from the neck up though.
If Bliar can get away with being an international war criminal – then I’m going to do just the same.
Coffee and his mates can do nothing – they’re tarred and entrapped with having done nothing over the Blush and Bair Boys.
United Nutters – with too many secret agendas.
The French Christine tart with rhino skin needs slapping down too. She’s starting to get even more above her station than she normally is.
Needs taking down a peg or two.
Ghastly woman.
Christine is just another – all together now sing in harmony …
“… Like a puppet on a string”.
I sometimes think she is the only woman in France with balls.
At least she has risen to the top on merit.
Sarkozy was very lucky to get her to serve as a Minister in the first place.
she rose to the top ‘on merit’ – that’s debatable. Does she have the ability to be able to think outside of the box of a lifetime of conditioning?
Cant disagree with these folks.
http://www.arrestblair.org/
A BBC Panorama docudrama yesterday on the BBC World TV described how their reporter was unable to interview Dirty Des on the question of how he launders his company’s taxes via offshore establishments. Such practices seem to be common among international corporatists and are costing the UK several billions a year in lost revenue. It also app**rs that HM Treasury have agreed to allow these scams to continue. Up the workers innit?
So do we need to know if our illustrious host condones such practices and if not why has he not mentioned them along with similar criticism of the Grandina’s activities?
Is that what a nose is for? Must tell Ed; bet he could get the whole of the Farm up there…
“Right-wing Tory forces child to sniff Lego”
Tory / Libertarian upbringing.
Too far, too fast
Was she copying daddy shoving things up his nose?
Brilliant! Why didn’t I think of that excuse? Now, a second-class return to Doddingham please.
Guido; I would have suggested you enrol the help of SRN Anne (the man) Milton, but Eric Pickles borrowed her nurses outfit for the weekend meeting of the Westminster S&M Club, a sight which has already led to an epidemic of nausea in the party.
Get me Gordon, tell him we are at war.
Perhaps you should take the Fawkes girls on another visit so that the stolen piece of lego can be returned to its rightful owner.
That’s snot fair.
Lego is expensive these days. Paying through the nose…[groan]
T-Tish, Boom!
Mrs Arry, let out a scream that our daughter (then aged 5 or so) had something stuck up her nose and it was looking at her. She’d stuck a googly eye up her nose.
Another visit to A&E with the same daughter was the result of swallowing a 2in self-tapping screw. One xray visit later we were discharged with a copy of the xray and instructions to monitor visits to the toilet until the screw turned up.
Guess who had the job of retrieving each “dropping” and dissecting it until we were sure it had passed……….
You need to keep an eye on the Lego girl, our version of the same has led us a merry chase over the years.
She packed her bags with teddies and left home at 2yrs. Escaped from Nursery school at 3yrs by watching where the key went and then stealing it and letting herself out – found wandering home a couple of streets away by a complete stranger who recognised the uniform and returned her to school.
Her older sister and younger brother are angels by comparison.
You should buy her a decent nosebag. That’ll keep her nose clean..
I imagine that you lot on here are sat in your underpants at the keyboard, wondering if it’s a good idea to visit some gay porn sites.
Hole are welcome.
Just been, nurse is cleaning up the mess as I type.
Ah– we know what you’re really asking, don’t we now?
Who bothers with pants? Go “commando”, we say!
And if you DO go to a gay porn site, always hit “Clear browsing history” before you sign out for the night.
Now that you know what to do and what to wear (or not) whilst doing it, good luck, mate, enjoy yourself, and glad we could be of service!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Nasal inhalation in my lot limited to smarties and sweet corn.
I think a suitable present in order, probably not building blocks.
Fuck off you media whore.
Dare one ask whether Nurse Pilgrim was on duty?
Whats she building up there?
Glad that little miss Fawkes is none the worse for her ordeal. Just another of lifes experiences which she can build on.
What’s Red Ed got stuffed up his nose ?? The next bandwagon ?
Don’t ask Jimbob Murdoch about these kind of events at BskyB Xmas do’s!!!
Nae even Harvard!!!
Here’s something you should have taken along, to leave outside the mini Houses of Parliament.
http://www.bricklink.com/catalogItemPic.asp?P=4882
On second thoughts, maybe one Duplo Trough is not enough….
Guido. Can you take Rich & Mark with you to Legoland next time please Guido? Ta.
Excellent idea big boy!
Have both the back and foreground superimposed without any intervention and hey presto, no abysmal shite tomorrow morning.
Can you get any further up his arse if you tried 8illy?
It’s your own fault, they should be out sweeping chimneys . . .
One says you jolly chaps! Whatever one says yes to – jolly Nick says no! Dashed if one knows why! One feels like an absolute tosser! Watt! Wattage!!! Ha Ha Ha hhaaah! As if one cares!
Another week is about to start. What will Dave mess up this time?
Just about anything he attempts. His poll ratings would increase if he stopped announcing crackpot “initiatives” which make him seem shallow.
Shut up William, you obnoxious little prat.
I’ve got the riding crop ready Ed.
Have I resigned yet.
The tips uddin gave me seem to have dropped me in the poo.
She seemed to be so devious as well
So that’s what Terry Farrell’s up to these days.
Why is anyone surprised ?
Are the Tories finally waking up to the BBC mongs?
“….Boris Johnson’s former communications chief threatened to use his contacts in the press to confront the BBC over its coverage of the Conservative mayor of London, suggesting that “good friends in No 10″ could also be deployed against them, emails leaked to the Guardian reveal.
The threat of a “huge public fight” was levelled at senior BBC figures by Guto Harri, a former BBC correspondent himself, who announced last week that he was moving to become director of communications at News International…”
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/27/guto-harri-press-campaign-against-bbc?newsfeed=true
Better get my Diary written up and the popcorn ready.
Shocked at all the unnecessary and rude remarks on here when just a few good words would have done to say they are glad Ms Fawkes is better now. I am sure it was not pleasant for Ms Fawkes and just for once, it would be nice to read some grown-up comments about a simple incident which ended well.
There is always next week to get back to the ususal politics and bile. I am sure it it was your daughter in pain, you would not be wanting to read some of these remarks.
I notice listening to the BBC bleating on about Syria that one man is not getting any blame…. the first dog eating President of the United States of America. Moha**ad Barack Obama.
Anyone else noticed, the leftist media, like the Guardian, BBC and Independent are all blaming Cameron and Hague? In fact why are we yet again the only Country running around for a bunch of M****ms that hate our guts?
I want to announce that I am retaining legal counsel in the matter of an advert now on television, which shows a lad with a Scots burr, named “Scott” of all things, who passes himself off as an expert on maintaining a lawn:
I got there first, the groundskeeper with the ginger hair(what there is of it) and beard, and thick Scottish burr; the Scott’s Turf Builder people are ripping me off!
Gordon Brown has wished me luck in this effort.
when I was tiny I did something similar with a piece of wood and was marched to the doctors surgery.
this is probably not the right place to ask but I will.
Is Blair up before Leveson tomorrow and is this the first time he will be questioned under oath ?
O/T. Interesting week for Journalism. After Legoland on the weekend we approach the return of Cirque Leveson where both new and old high wire acts will be appe@ring ; supposedly to enthrall the public.
Will Lev and ringmaster Jay diminish our enjoyment by insisting on a safety net?
Will the beeb’s report be more about the sawdust ring, show ponies in their finery, avoiding any mention of the actual facts that might emerge? More importantly, will Henry the horse dance the Waltz?
Always liked balancing acts myself.
Hope Guido will go for the jugular too?
Bliar at Leveson today, so expect the BBC to totally forget just like they did with Campbell and Mandelson.
I got a Big Mac up my nose.
Were you the ONE in the PINK BRICK??? I think we should be told!!
Sory, no time to read other posts, so this may have been mentioned already.
When I worked in the toy industry 30 years ago all manufacturers were required to observe the Toy Safety Code (I think it had statutory backing). Inter alia, it required toys or pieces of toys sold for particular age-groups to be of a certain minimum size so as to avoid accidental ingestion (there had been a few high-profile choking cases some time earlier, I think).
Back then, Lego was one of the three big firms with unimpeachable attitudes to safety (Fisher Price and Tonka were the others). FP is now owned by Mattel who, in those days at least, specialised in selling large boxes with small contents….I can’t comment on any other aspect of the firm but that characteristic formed in my mind a certain view of their ethics. Tonka? No idea what happened. Likewise Lego – have their standards slipped? If so, one of your no-win-no-fee learned friends might win you a year or two’s school fees for Miss Fawkes.