May 24th, 2012

Huhne’s Bi-Sexual Lover Loses Court Case

Carina Trimingham has lost her case against the Mail and Mail on Sunday. A judge has ruled that acccurately describing Huhne’s then mistress as bi-sexual is not a misuse of private information. As you were…

UPDATE: Sky are reporting that Trimingham has to pay a quarter of a million in costs within fourteen days. Ouch…


  1. 1
    suissebob says:

    The survey, carried out by the MIS Research Institute in Lausanne, has found that 82 percent of Swiss people are against accession talks with the EU, preferring instead to remain with the current bilateral treaty arrangements, newspaper Tages Anzeiger reported.

    Tee hee.

  2. 2
    Discuss says:

    Does it matter what her sexualltiy is?

  3. 3
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Hehe, I am enjoying Huhne’s ongoing public humiliation.

  4. 4
    yorkshireLad says:

    I assume that her being bisexual is a matter of fact and if so, where is the misuse of private information? If it’s in the public domain, how is it private?
    Where in the name of God do these people get their ideas?

  5. 5
    maybe says:

    a misuse of privates

  6. 6
    Anonymouse says:

    Of course it doesn’t; why hide it?

  7. 7
    Update says:

  8. 8
    pundit says:

    I would like to meet her if that’s what you mean.

  9. 9
    Backstairs Billy Vague says:

    I want to be misused!

  10. 10

    It matters to her. That’s why she brought the case to court. Silly, wasn’t she? Wonder where a junior aide will find £250,000 from?

  11. 11
    M says:

    how much did the tax payer fund the case ? If they did that would matter .

  12. 12
    Loungelizard says:

    Try and sneak that one through as stationary and printing.

  13. 13
    Stan - UKIP Bloke says:

    No doubt this parasite has access to the taxpayers teat to cover a paltry £250K.

  14. 14
    Fact says:

    Joey Barton is the Tom Watson of football.

  15. 15
    shooty* says:

    It’s OK, she can put it on expenses.

  16. 16
    Gary Elsby Stoke says:

    The only Judge I wish to try me is a homosexual one.
    I wish the jury to be made up of my peers; thieves, rapists, MPs, tarffic wardens, burglars, bloggers and buggerers.
    It goes without saying that barristers should either be paedophiles or bisexual former journalists.

  17. 17
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Come of it – Joey is not fat.

  18. 18
    AC1 says:

    18% mentally Ill?

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    lol says:


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    simon r says:

    Oh well – perhaps Chris Huhne will have to sell one of the EIGHT homes he has to help pay for it. The sooner the Lib Dems are wiped out the better.

  21. 21
    confused says:

    I thought he/she is a tranny.

  22. 22
    TRT says:

    Couldnt happen to a nicer couple !!!!!

  23. 23
    Superzuffle says:

    I think she took offence reading all the hurtful comments in the daily mail articles.

    So Carla if your reading this i would like to re-enforce my point from back then

    You do look like postman pat in drag

  24. 24
    AC1 says:

    All our political classes (or looter class as Guido likes to call them) are rent-seekers.

  25. 25
    Popeye says:

    Bet that wiped the silly smirk off her face.

  26. 26
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    And in the case of the Fib Dems, rent-boy seekers ;-)

  27. 27
    Judge Dreadful says:

    Showing the finger which Huhne has decided he so enjoys being acquainted with until he is finally sent down.

  28. 28
    #Gary Lineker - the wife beater one says:

    Gary Linker is the BBC-Mr Nice wife-beating c’unt of, er, football.

  29. 29
    Brass Eye says:

    Can lib dem MP’s not ‘flip’ their partners and avoid CGT?

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    He can sure pick ‘em

  31. 31
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Talking of Huhne when is he due in court?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    ……and as the olympic torch wealds its way across the east midlands there is chaos everywher. roads are closed, security searches undertaken, people can’t get to work, its mayhem ….. but the torch is now an eternal emblem and it must have its way …. across the ccountry it shall go and fuck anyone who gets in the way …. and its off to a private engagement tonight … so the public pay for the fucking thing but can';t even have access to it FFS the olympics – a prime example of nazism in action ……….

  33. 33
    Dave says:

    Gid eon’s just given me the news. Negative Growth, up! Rejoice!

    That’s enough work for the day. time for angry birds!

  34. 34
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Or feeling very very guilty about where all that gold came from.

  35. 35
    Reality check says:

    Are you sure that picture is not of EU Commisar Ashton? Fuglies. Just like Mr Chuhne and his fuglymills

  36. 36
    Medhi Hasan says:

    You are all animals

  37. 37
    Albert Einstein says:

    Its what happens when an unstoppable flame meets an unemployable population

  38. 38
    Geoffrey Chaucer Excise man says:

    Wasn’t she seen driving on the M11 southbound one evening !

  39. 39
    smackhead Mensch says:

    Your nicked!

  40. 40
    Confused says:

    I thought her name was Carina??

  41. 41
    Legal Crook says:

    Just seen ‘her’ on sky, a bloke in drag, must be!

  42. 42
    Mrs Mop says:

    Her fanny is very clean, she has a woman in twice a week!

  43. 43
    AC1 says:

    Just the lib dumbs?

  44. 44
    Mr & Mrs Balls says:

    Lol im sure if she flips her house a couple of times she should raise enough to cover that :)

  45. 45
    Legal Crook says:

    Wasn’t that a car made by British leyland.

  46. 46
    Chris Huhne says:

    No thats only at weekends when he dresses up as a woman

  47. 47
    Karl Vincent Cable says:

    Well, that’s one less mansion Huhne will have to pay tax on.

  48. 48
    basil brush says:

    boom boom!

  49. 49
    Hugh G. Rection says:

    Check out her fingers…she’s well endowed.

  50. 50
    Margaret Moran says:

    I would not advise that, not unless you got a doctors note!

  51. 51
    Another Essex Boy says:

    I ad a love affair with Carina
    In the back of my Cortina
    A seasoned-up hyena
    Could not av been more obscener

  52. 52
    Mucky Observations says:

    YUCK! That finger has probably been up the Huhne’s bum!

  53. 53
    Complete Banker says:

    “Free banking is “a dangerous myth”, according to Andrew Bailey, who is due to become the chief regulator of the financial services industry”

    This clown wants banks to charge for banking services which are currently free. He says this will reduce temptation to mis-sell over-priced products etc.

    Now, of course, I realise that none of our wonderful banks would charge for the free services AND still rip us off royally as well. This guy is not fit for purpose and hasn’t even started yet.

  54. 54
    Alan Hanson says:

    Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision.
    Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision. Pace, power, precision.

    That’ll be 60,000 of your english pounds. Thanks.

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    yeah, right.... says:

    Switzerland is the model which refutes the Europhile’s rant that the UK would be toast outside of the EU.

    Free trade doesn’t need a commission or a working time directive. China, Brazil, Indonesia, S Korea all seem to be muddling along quite nicely without either.

  57. 57
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m totally against the use of the finger. It acts as a stopper for what comes naturally and spoils all the enjoyment!

  58. 58
    Raving Loon says:

    When I was at school and we called each other lezzers and gays it never went to court.

    How times change…

  59. 59
    Peter Grimes says:

    And the lawn is trimmed regularly and treated to a good licking!

  60. 60
    yeah, right.... says:

    Her boyfriend, like many politicians who tend to the left, is a wealthy man, he’ll see her right…..

  61. 61
    yeah, right.... says:

    Would be funny were it not so accurate.

  62. 62
    Herm Aphrodite says:

    But it’s the ( hidden) large ear lobes which indicate the size of the labial lips!

  63. 63
    Remington Fuzzaway says:

    “Her” moobs are smooth as silk cos she keeps Trimingham

  64. 64
    Aless says:

    I hope Chris can cover that on expenses, or else he’ll have to sell 1/7 of his houses

  65. 65
    Alister says:

    She had a civil partnership which is a matter of public record. He’s going out with Huhne – again Public record. Ergo If she’s had lovers of both sexes she’s bi-sexual!

  66. 66
    Ammanita Phalloides says:

    What, do you mean Huhne’s?

    Or does he now employ her (in a Parliamentary rather than a sexual sense)?

  67. 67
    Mucky Observations says:

    …and the size of that nose indicates what’s under the hood.

  68. 68
    AC1 says:

    43,000 less unemployed.

    Obviously Labour wasn’t working.

  69. 69
    Mucky Observations says:

    ……anyways, where has that Huhne bloke gone?

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    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I bet no-one would get away with the “your name is toby” re-enactment either.

  71. 71
    Clarkson says:

    Spot on and TC or twin carbs was the way to go!

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    a huhne says:

    My mistress was Carina
    Oh god you should have seen her
    She rocked the bed
    As she gave me head
    And fucked the vacuum cleaner

  73. 73
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I hope the £250k costs have been awarded on the indemnity basis.

    I do not think it right that the British taxpayer should have to pay anything towards this litigation.

    It is not as if they have done anything wrong.

  74. 74
    AC1 says:

    Free trade doesn’t involve kickbacks and easy money for the political classes.

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    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    This poor person must be really gutted not to have got her hands on some nice readies for breach of privacy.

    There is plenty of litigation here in France and a nice little earner it can prove too.

    Just ask Hollande and Sarkozy how the game should be played.

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes ! it makes Huhne even stranger !!

  77. 77
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Deserves the whore right

  78. 78
    will says:

    Dear abdel dont muslims stone lesbians

  79. 79
    John D Monkey says:

    God I wish I was a lawyer – money for old rope, win or lose…

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    Carina, following the phone hacking payouts, thought ” ill have some of that”, unfortunately for her, the judge had more sense than in the hacking farce !

  81. 81
    Evil Landlord says:

    It was made by Toyota in the 80’s

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    What an attractive pose ! she does look like a man in drag, doesnt she ?

  83. 83
    I've Met the Man in the Street, and He's a Right Cunt says:

    But only if he can watch

  84. 84
    Baddabing says:

    Reductio ad Hitlerum. You lose !

  85. 85
    Xenophon says:

    Stationery and printing, though, might stand a better chance.

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    Evil Landlord says:

    Not necessarily, as her lawyers may have agreed to act on the basis of a “no win , no fee” retainer. She may also have taken out a policy of insurance to cover her against an adverse costs order if she lost, so it might not actually cost her much apart from the insurance premium (even that can be insured against) .

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    I've Met the Man in the Street, and He's a Right Cunt says:

    Not fucking soon enough

  88. 88
    Hugh G. Rection says:

    Good point Mucky, where is the shifty little stoat? For a category A self publicist he hasn’t popped up on the radar of late.

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    abbots huge arse says:

    Stop showing photo’s of your relatives mehdi

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    Lord Mandelslime says:

    Always good to see a bisexual Limp Dumb going down….

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    Penfold says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, there is a God and there is Justice.

    Horrid woman, but that’s an opinion that has no application to her gender.

    Will the moneybags come to her rescue or is it all over……………….who will tell us?

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    JenTheBlue says:

    So sometimes British justice does work!

  93. 93
    Fake Blood says:

    Excellent! Another foul leftie getting ther comeuppance.

  94. 94
    Peter Grimes says:

    She is always going down!

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    yorkshireLad says:

    “However, during the hearing Miss Trimingham admitted selling stories to the press about other people’s sex lives, including that of Nick Clegg, one of Mr Huhne’s most bitter political rivals after they competed for the leadership of the party.”

    Taken from the Telegraph

    What a fucking hyppocrite!!!!

  96. 96
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    I shouldn’t laugh but haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  97. 97
    Anon E Mouse says:

    Looking at the TV clips there seem to be enough out there on the streets and at Cheltenham watching The Firm’s #2 Pin-up Girl at Cheltenham Racecourse

  98. 98
    The Remittance Man says:

    It’ll certainly put a dent in Huhne’s own defence fund. Do we think he’ll be reduced to an overworked legal aid brief after this?

  99. 99
    The Remittance Man says:

    Perhaps she prefers to be refered to as a “rug munching sexual deviant”, who knows.

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    If ever anything deserved a LOL says:

    LOL !

  101. 101
    jgm2 says:

    This will only be perfect if this woman doesn’t actually have 250K and her boyfriend won’t give her 250K. Otherwise all that will happen is that a bunch of scum-bag lawyers will be sharing 250K.

    Which is no cause for celebration at all.

    First, kill all the lawyers.

  102. 102
    Peter Grimes says:

    Trimmingem by name, trimming ‘em by nature!

  103. 103
    chriselee says:

    what is it with this Trimmingham woman,why does everyone want to shag
    her? looks a bit of a dog to me.

  104. 104


    Oh Huhne looks sweet,
    upon the seat
    Of a bisexual made for 2…. hundred and fifty thousand!


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    Vazoline says:

    This is truly shocking. She’ll be pulling the race card next.

  106. 106

    Was this her taped defence?

  107. 107
    Cat says:

    I don’t think there’s been any positive proof that ‘she’ ISN’T!

  108. 108

    No mate – you’re looking for the Parochial House.

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    “Sky are reporting that Trimingham has to pay a quarter of a million in costs within fourteen days”

    At last, some good news in these difficult economic times.

  110. 110
    Cat says:

    Apparently ‘the finger’ is what she specialises in if she is bisexual.

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  112. 112

    It seems like a case of the biter bit. I think I’m correct in thinking that the fragrant Carina passed on scurrilous titbits about Huhne’s political “enemies” to favoured news hacks. Doesn’t seem to like it when she’s the story.

    I’m sure readers will correct me if I’m mistaken.

  113. 113
    Maxine Bigroves says:

    Carina Carina was a song played by by Acker Bilk and his band (among others) some time before that. Does that help at all?

  114. 114
    Mine's a pint please says:

    Andrew? Is he another blasted fried mars bars type from somewhere north of Carlisle? Have we not had enough of these interlopers in our fair land?

  115. 115
    Mine's a pint of camel's milk, please says:

    No! You are confused. That’s Libyans (or Lebanese).

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    The creature from the black lagoon says:


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    bi 'eck says:

    if you’re trimming a bush theres plenty of going down….once a huhne always a c’unt

  118. 118
    bi 'eck says:

    perhaps she was rogering him aswell

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    music buff says:

    and copied by chris barber’s band also along with lonnie donegan and helen shapiro

  120. 120
    handypara says:

    Highly probable, though expensive.
    On he other hand it may just be that she/he is simply an arrogant c’unt.

  121. 121
    JenTheBlue says:

    “Liberal Democrat is a hypocrite” is hardly the news of the century. Find me one that isn’t!

  122. 122
    Bunsen Honeydew MP says:

    Isn’t Carina Trimingham a type of car?

  123. 123
    Sir Keith Josephs Preserved Head says:

    Just heard her speak for the first time on the news…
    I mean bloody hell what is wrong with Huhne?
    I mean I am not a member of the Vicky Pryce fan club but some people’s choices are amazing.

    ( for the record people who know us say that Myself and Lady J are made for each other in that we have both got exactly what we deserve… Not quite sure what they mean)

  124. 124
    Reader says:


  125. 125
    Crimingham says:

    Of course, if, allegedly, for example, a bloke happened to be considering exchanging driving points with someone else, and there was a photographic record of the alleged incident, it could be useful to have a partner who also looked like a bloke.

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    PC clitoris says:

    no it’s a type of bike.

  127. 127
    PC clitoris says:

    things not going so well now are they Huhne you bastard.

  128. 128
    Orwell that ends well says:

    Thank fuck that someone with a bit of power is standing up for the freedom of speech.

  129. 129
    phwoar says:

    Of course her sexuality matters.

    A man sees a bisexual woman for an m/f/f threesome. Apparently.

  130. 130
    Engelbert says:

    Fucking americanisation.

    If she wanted to insult someone she should have stuck two fingers up.

  131. 131
    Liberal fascism in Britain says:

    Fucking right mate.

  132. 132
    BBC,Guardian,Unions,Homosexuals,Labour,Libdems,and other associated neerdowells says:

    Look, people can criticise stonings and beheadings
    but that is just racist

  133. 133
    An armchair lawyer says:

    Perhaps she ought not to have tried to claim in evidence that her photograph had been stolen when it clearly hadn’t been, and to have had an attack of selective amnesia about many of the times she’d gleefully sold on tittle tattle about politicians and celebrities sex lives. When you read the judgement you realise just what an utterly repellant person she is and how the judge came right to the verge of saying her evidence was a pack of lies. Whenever contradictory evidence was put forward by Andrew Pierce or Amanda Platell he preferred that to Carina’s evidence. She dropped the privacy action within 2 days after she realised she couldn’t win and then focussed on a trumped up harassment action, for which she just couldn’t show the necessary evidence – she should have realised there would be a backlash in the press over her behaviour with a Cabinet Minister. There’s an old maxim of the courts of equity; he who comes to equity should come with clean hands. She was seeking an injunction amongst other things, which is an equitable remedy, so the maxim is relevant. Giving evidence which is neither complete, accurate nor compelling and displaying fairly unpleasant conduct generally when dealing with others is not the way to win an injunction in the High Court, even in 2012. Remember the judge in this case is one of the ones who has granted quite a few super-injunctions, so you might think him fairly defendant friendly. Just shows what a completely undeserving litigant she was.

  134. 134
    Anonandon says:

    I read somewhere she’s “insured”.

  135. 135
    mraemiller says:

    “Her boyfriend, like many politicians who tend to the left, is a wealthy man, he’ll see her right…..”

    Yes, because Chris Huhne is such a genleman.

    Not since Jonathan Aitken told us about his trusty sword and sheild of British fair play have I heard more pastures than Ms Trimthetruth was bullied.

    Firstly she does dress like a “comedy lesbian” – Ms Pauline Sneak in the Comic Strip’s “Didnt you Kill My Brother” – but moreover why is it wrong for the press to comment on her sexuality? The woman was in a civil partnership before she got together with Huhne and left her partner to get with Mr Huhne. Surely the entire point of a Civil Partnership is to put your relationship in the public domain…? Therefore her argument that she was in some way “outed” is dogpoo. You cant have your cake and eat it. You cant say “we want equal social recognition for out relationships” and then complain when they are recognised. Clearly when any homosexual person leaves a civil partnership in this way they are undermining civil partnerships just as a man cheating on his wife is undermining the institution of marriage. How on earth would it be logical for the press to comment on Huhne’s divorce but not the legally recognised relationship of the woman (also his press secretary during his election campaign who presumably came up with his family photo strategy) his is divorcing his wife for.

    A truly odious woman who like so many today only believes in free speech when it isn’t about her. The whole concept that only those with power and a substantial media profile or in politics should be satirised is fundamentally immoral and twisted anyway. It is the political class’s way of making sure that they get the most media attention while the lives of ordinary people are censored in the name of “privacy”.

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    Journalism is rotten to the core says:

    She can dish it out but she can’t take it.

  137. 137
    angrybird says:

    She’s got a jaw that most marines don’t have.

    very unattractive. Looks like a man in a dress. And the bowl haircut………………

  138. 138
    angrybird says:

    But the Swiss don’t have two million eastern european chavs, and about five million indian subcontentals, somalis and others who do low paid work and then get handouts for their 12 kids. Or an NHS dinosaur. Or wars.

    If they had to pay for that shit they’d be … like us. doh.

  139. 139
    angrybird says:

    Very well said.

  140. 140
    A Charming Martini says:

    That cannot be a picture of A charming martini can it?

  141. 141
    Harriet Harman QC MP says:

    Who does she thinks she is? Only the fragrant Jacqueline Jill Smith and her chums are allowed to behave in this womanner!

  142. 142
    Etienne Austin says:

    It dates back to Roman times and thats the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!

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