“PRIME Minister David Cameron yesterday denied he was too chilled out” wrote Tom Newton Dunn on Monday. It would seem the Sun’s Political Editor is a bit of an expert on chill-axing, at least if his personal portrait is anything to go by:
This one has been doing the rounds this morning…
UPDATE: Sun sources say it was a wedding present rather than egotistically commissioned.
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Thats him stroking another mans leg?
Oh and Labourlist is down !
No, the other person has shoulder length blond hair and medium-sized knockers.
See for yourself http://www.therp.co.uk/site/media/2011/02/Newton-Dunn-Tom-and-Dominie-Web.jpg
They look like a pair of slobs. If I were to get my portrait done I’d be smartly dressed and probably sitting bolt upright in my office, not slumping like a student on a beanbag in front of Countdown.
I’m furious! No, not about the economy imploding, bank runs and imminent WWIII instigated by the foreskiners, but the rate of growth of my bald patch has been revised upwards between Jan and March!
Being brain dead isn’t the same as being too chilled out Dave.
Errrm…..hey guys, that looks too much like a portrait of moi….and as you know, I’m a straight kinda guy……
+250,000 immigrants into the UK each year = vibrant happiness!
1,000 African immigrants into Chosen Land = racial purity disaster!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/24/israelis-attack-african-migrants-protest
Dave too chilled out? Sounds like him all right.
The country’s fcuked, there’s been no growth in the economy since Gordon Brown’s time,Dave doesn’t know what growth is or how to achieve it, but he’s putting all his efforts into planning his photo op’s with his jacket off or his sleeves rolled up. Jeez.
CFI=brain dead
Nice painting.
That’s it. Bye.
They aren’t medium sized. Mine are much bigger and I’m a bloke.
You are Eric Pickles, and I claim my £5
Jaysus! Another fucking bender!
Bender? Lucky bastard would be nearer the mark.
He might be for all I know, but that that term in law is defunct
Knee stroke reaction
Now that UK TV has become totally camp….like a ridiculous series of carnivals….every programme from Come Dine with Me to Strictly has it’s token gay extros.
It’s so yesterday, dears.
Dominie’s hands are those of a musician, pianist or strings player, possibly a sculptress or a keen horse-rider. Anyone know what she does for a living?
It could be the artist showing who has the upper hand in their relationship. He is reclining, almost like a child in her lap. Note his crossed legs, a sign of immasculinity, while she sits with her legs open.
He appears to have very fat thighs
“He appears to have very fat thighs”
Isn’t that perspective?
‘Have you got fat thighs, or are you just pleased to see me?’
Hand Jobs.
gynaecologist?
Escort agency
Escort agency worker ?
It looks like four knee cation.
+1.
Same question: Is that a chap I spy with the jeans? Deary me.
That is what you ment to think, selective part of a picture
Errr! Gayers!
Marry me, make me your honest wife.
his wife,actually.
What a ponce, having his own portrait done!
I wonder what Sun readers think of a man who sits for his own oil painting?
Bender!
Sun readers think? …..Ah ha ha ha ha tehe lolol
Yes, it is only Guardian readers who really think. Heavy is their burden, for they must always be considering what is best for everybody, especially those horrible hideously white Sun readers.
Thank God for Polly and her fellow travellers. Where would we be without them telling us what is best?
To most Sun “readers” an oil painting is something the army do using high explosives on an Iraqi petrochemical well.
And they don’t really notice any woman in print without her two “Ed’s” out.
P.S. most Gruniad readers brains function at a level where stupid people think that clever people sound like.
Erogenous eurozones offering stimulus for growth (qv)….The Sun’s answer to political Totty Watch.
UK unemployment fell by 45,000 to 2.63 million in the three months to March compared with the previous quarter, and output fell by 0.3% !! Someone needs to work harder.
We are working as hard as fast shredders can go
Who could have thought that sacking job destroying bureaucrats would lower unemployment?
They cannot measure ‘output’. It is a nominal thing.
GDP measures spending, so if people decide not to binge on their credit card the “economy” falls. When in fact we’re just wasting less money.
Have they projected the lower projected liability for the index linked, non contributory, public service bureaucratic pension pot we will save by getting rid of some of the slackers?
Just a question.
I’ve always been suspicious of men who die their hair, have their portraits painted or wear their wife’s tartan. Contact lenses have become in some circles acceptable although I’m not convinced.
….or eat Tofu, the list seems endless.
What about garfield slippers ?
Garfield slippers are de rigueur.
flipflops?
Does he cry out his own name when climaxing?
It’s in the modern British portrait tradition and owes something to Hockney and Freud. It’s also in an ancient tradition of putting the subject in the context of his relationships and possessions. The cropping of the picture is sharply done. One might say that the composition doesn’t bring out Mr Dunn’s face, which would normally be the main feature of a portrait, but perhaps we can put that down to modesty (?!) It’s really a very nice portrait and congratulations to Mr Dunn for commissioning it.
I mean the cropping of the original picture, not Guido’s hacking.
Do you ever find yourself standing alone at the bar, Sir William? Hmm, thought so.
If it were me I would have put a cat suit on for the shot
Nothing too showy though
I think a portrait of 2 poofters on a couch would be treated with undisguised ridicule by most people in this country apart from the metropolitan liberal and political elite who may have a preponderance of that species in their midst.
I believe in live and let live but do not ask for or want a minority lifestyle shoved in my face because an even smaller, albeit influential minority, in this country wants to promote it in the cause of Political correctness gone stark raving mad.
It’s a double portrait of a woman and a man.
Well, she has manly hands, or is she part of our vibrant transgender community that we are exhorted to celebrate on a daily basis.
You ARE Austin Powers aren’t you?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes?qt=qt0367890
What’s with the Krugerrand ring on his pinky?
Clegg delivering the Cameron line in Berlin today:
* The Euro must be saved at all cost to the British taxpayer
* Britain will die a horrible death if Greece leaves the Euro
* More Europe & less democracy is the answer
If you vote for Dave Cameron you vote for more Europe.
If you vote for Dave Cameron you agree to him giving the EU £53.8 million pounds a day.
Simple. As. That.
Gin please fawlty!
Is that not Clegg delivering the Clegg line?
But cLEGG & cAMERON ARE AT ONE ON THE eu.
bOTH ARE FANATICAL SUPPORTERS
Can you spot the join? No? That’s how close we are!
“¿qué?”
Wouldn’t know about “chill-ax”
More like voting for pillacks
Sadly, as right as you are, there is still a great problem in getting Conservative voters to switch to UKIP. Too many want to play it safe.
The painting should have had the back of the head of a nice lady positioned one-quarter from bottom and in the middle for it to depict proper chillaxing.
Perhaps the male needed too many blue pills before the painter had finished?
I think it’s very well painted, well done Dunn!
I did my best folks but I’m just a painter & decorator by trade , churches mainly ,
We’re not all Rolf Harris
Its shite
Blimey I get good holidays for the private sector but I am still below average for the UK.
Public sector should stop whining ….
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18144320
You work 2513 hours more than the annual average for United Kingdom.
This is 2442 hours more than the OECD average.
You work 405 hours less than the annual average for United Kingdom.
This is 476 hours less than the OECD average.
Comrade Izzard has halted his marathon-tribute-to-*yawn*-Nelson-Mandela.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18187088
‘Medical conditions’ are blamed.
‘No-one-giving-a-flying-fuck’ is the more likely explanation. One can only imagine the histrionics from the Lefy c*nt regarding the complete lack of media interest.
He did a good job getting Ken elected.
He should try hanging around an ANC rally in womens clothes and see how ‘progressive’ they are toward different sexual lifestyles. He certainly have to fucking run.
Yes but no but that’s their culture.
They’re allowed one you see, unlike all those hideously white people, treating this island like it’s their homeland or something.
Vote Ken.
Why… thank you! Yes… (smug sideways glance to camera)… these noble locals are welcoming me to their rally by garlanding me… with – how charming – some car tyres!
This clearly is their local custom, and I am deeply touched. We’ll do a cutaway shot of me reflecting on how deeply these primitive people have moved me.
Oh look! Someone is now pouring a tribute of some kind of fluid over me, which smells of petrol. Clearly they have seem my sell-out tours, and this is a particular honour.
Here’s one holding up a lighter, probably in tribute to Nelson Mandela… or Freddie Mercury… one of the two.
What great people.
One does so love it here in the EUSSR talks, – it’s just like coming home, – one feels so relaxed and among friends, – so different from that poxy House of Common People where they question one’s motives.
And of course one can talk about one’s favourite Progressive subjects, – Wind Farming and all the financial benefits to the fiddlers – one should say farmers, – Green Energy Scams and all the lovely lolly one can rake in, – and all the other dashed supper schemes!
Do these supper schemes involve subsidised food?
You infidels are doomed.
Your Prime Mincer and Deputy Prime Mincer displaying their abiminable intimacy in a graven image.
Surely the wrath of Allah will smite you with his all consuming fire that I have cuningly concealed in these Yemeni underpants.
You do know that syphilis is a camel disease?
This means that:
A) You not only have an illiterate pedophile to blame for the rest of the worlds’ view of your religion of peas, but also
B) You ARE camel shaggers. If you had brought Aids across from chimps to humans as well, we could call you incurable romantics.
Chill-axing.?
Absolutely;
axing every arse in the land,
Chill(ing) their remains in a freezer somewhere.
Where on earth do these wretched “words” emanate from?
As usual, it started in America. They have a penchant for lazy speech in which two words are abbreviated to become one new one.
Good to see that there will more of us ‘in this together’
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18189797
Clearly a cast iron guarantee..
The number of National Insurance numbers allocated to non-UK nationals in the year to December 2011 was 671,000, a rise of 1% compared with 2010.
Ffs.
A vote for Dave is a vote for more of this.
Looks a bit gay to me.
“PRIME Minister David Cameron yesterday denied he was too chilled out”
he should be ‘hounded out’ ………… of office
he’s only of use to himself
Lloyd George chillaxed by playing golf, and shafting loads of women.
Asquith was so fond of drinkies that the term squiffy entered the English language.
Chamberlain – classical music, long walks in the country (hence what’s the difference between Chamberlain and Hitler, one takes weekends in the country, the other takes countries in weekends.
A big fuss over nothing – what hobbies activities do the deadbeats at the MSM have?
Something to do with equestrianism. Its short form is known as “hacking”.
I could give him a few tips on playing Fruit Ninja with some of my young advisers.
Is that supposed to be PM Dave Cam? Utterly useless, looks more like a young Blair…….almost (but not quite) worthy of the hopeless Rich and Mark !
Looks like a scene from “Another Country”
yet another brokeback country?
Warm.
http://i2.listal.com/image/1150351/936full-another-country-poster.jpg
Well, well.
Cygnet ring. Check
Family portrait. Check
Agreeable period house with nice big windows. Check
Fuck me, even the Sun is run by toffs.
When it comes to brass neck, you have to hand it to Balls-Cooper.
Having set up the UK to take half a million new people a year (proving that the unemployment would be much lower) they now have the fucking cheek to criticise the Conservatives for not being able to bring it down,,,,
“Yvette Cooper MP, the shadow home secretary, said the government was failing badly on its own immigration target to reduce net migration: “David Cameron said 12 months ago: ‘No ifs. No buts. That’s a promise we made to the British people.’
‘Yet these figures show that promise is being broken and the net migration figure of 252,000 is barely changed in the last two years, even with the net rise in British citizens leaving the UK.”
However, when challenged about the Great Labour Immigration cover-up….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/8786632/Labours-embarrassing-immigration-secrets-revealed.html
Cooper said. ‘In an interview this weekend Ms Cooper admitted: “We did get things wrong on immigration.
“We should have had the transitional controls on migration from Eastern Europe. We should have introduced the points-based system much earlier.”
So that’s at least two muttering idiots on that front bench.
Cool painting looks really realiestic
Another hypocrite
Eh yup (in Corrie accent), ain’t that the bluuke oo were married to uur Gayle?