May 22nd, 2012

Ian “Psycho” Edmondson Goes to Loaded

Great Standard scoop that the former Screws News Editor Ian Edmondson is off to edit lads mag Loaded. With the mag’s circulation plummeting, this looks like a risky last roll of the dice. The thunderous hack says he wants to restore the mag to it’s “glory days” with a “bad boy” image. Given he’s still on bail, the latter shouldn’t be too hard. All good publicity…


  1. 1
    Init says:

    That Liam Bryne!


  2. 2
    No charge. says:

    “is off edit lads mag Loaded.”

    “is off toedit lads mag Loaded.”


  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am loaded


  4. 4
    Josiah Bartlett says:

    To return Loaded to its glory days he’ll have to have a cunning plan to turn off the internet. Nobody buys it any more cos you can get oodles proper porn online for free.


    • 46
      Splitter says:

      As said by someone who doesn’t understand why Loaded’s sales sank like a lead balloon in the first place.

      It was because it tried to be MORE like a porn mag and less about daft – but brilliantly written and presented – features that its sales tanked.


  5. 5
    Loungelizard says:

    Please God no interviews with Porky Balls in his ‘Fitba’ kit!


  6. 6
    Brown Ballsup says:

    He is ugly as sin. Baldy twat


  7. 7
    JH says:

    I can’t stand Loaded, and I particularly can’t stand the swaggering cock-of-the-walk fucktards behind it.

    #4 is right – don’t buy the pitiful, commercialised, do-this-buy-that pile of bollocks. Open a browser and have a wank instead – it’s less shameful.


  8. 8
    Forensic investigator, who does not work for Murdoch says:

    Try spelling his name correctly Guido

    Is he still out on bail?

    It seems that he was a confidant” (sic) of Citzen Murdoch…

    Normally there is honour among peole of their ilk…


  9. 10
    Ah! Monika says:


    I’ve just dropped a cup.


    • 13
      ED BALLS says:

      I AM A C CUP


    • 30
      jgm2 says:

      Pah. I’ve left the roasting tray sitting in a particularly powerful solution of Sodium Hydroxide all afternoon.

      It’s only burnt the non-stick surface clean off it.

      Quite impressive in a totally fucked kind of way.


  10. 12
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    A Man Guido Used To Admire….LOL

    No one gives a fig about this scum hole low life…. Hack Off and Die Psycho


  11. 14
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    ****** BREAKING NEWS ******

    Dave just said the word “The”


  12. 15

    This says it all:

    And frankly covers HOC/ HOL and every fucking MP and council in the land!


  13. 21
    Peppers Ghost says:

    I prefer Viz


  14. 24
    Dirty Desmond says:

    Here is Loaded magazine

    What a marvellous production

    It is Nero without the class

    They cannot compete with lme for class


  15. 27
    keredybretsa says:

    Bit confused there like who is loaded know wharrimean? This is the Geez to edit the mag to total bad boy image or total extinction.


  16. 28
    Nero and his acolytes says:

    Here is Loaded magazine


    It is all coming together


  17. 34
    Historian says:

    Is this the same person?

    Wonderful scoop about a wonderful person who served Rupert Murdoch so well


    • 40
      CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

      AAAGGGHHHHH! Don’t we see enough of that feckin’ shyster Mark Lewis without posting news items with the smug bastard? Why should we have to listen to anything Max Mosley’s well paid attack dog says?


  18. 36
    Fed this into the truth machine and this is what came out says:

    “Loaded” a magazine for pricks and wankers.


  19. 37
    JH says:

    I think they are down to about 30’000 circulation.

    The print costs alone must be at least £50K per month.

    No advertiser is interested in paying serious money reaching 30’000 wankers. Their rate card must be interesting.

    They’re fucked.


  20. 39
    Brown Ballsup says:

    You can’t polish a tùrd but you can roll in glitter.


  21. 41
    Susy Wong a says:

    Pay me 10 dorrars then I love you loads.


  22. 42
    If you pay peanuts, you get illiterate cunts says:

    It’s “its”, not “it’s”.

    Try to find a cun*t that can spell.


  23. 43
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Loaded was good in 1996 and I was a lot younger!
    Bloody surprised it’s still going a all. No chance of a revival with that internet thingy about though!


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