May 22nd, 2012

Ian “Psycho” Edmondson Goes to Loaded

Great Standard scoop that the former Screws News Editor Ian Edmondson is off to edit lads mag Loaded. With the mag’s circulation plummeting, this looks like a risky last roll of the dice. The thunderous hack says he wants to restore the mag to it’s “glory days” with a “bad boy” image. Given he’s still on bail, the latter shouldn’t be too hard. All good publicity…


  1. 1
    Init says:

    That Liam Bryne!

  2. 2
    No charge. says:

    “is off edit lads mag Loaded.”

    “is off toedit lads mag Loaded.”

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am loaded

  4. 4
    Josiah Bartlett says:

    To return Loaded to its glory days he’ll have to have a cunning plan to turn off the internet. Nobody buys it any more cos you can get oodles proper porn online for free.

  5. 5
    Loungelizard says:

    Please God no interviews with Porky Balls in his ‘Fitba’ kit!

  6. 6
    Brown Ballsup says:

    He is ugly as sin. Baldy twat

  7. 7
    JH says:

    I can’t stand Loaded, and I particularly can’t stand the swaggering cock-of-the-walk fucktards behind it.

    #4 is right – don’t buy the pitiful, commercialised, do-this-buy-that pile of bollocks. Open a browser and have a wank instead – it’s less shameful.

  8. 8
    Forensic investigator, who does not work for Murdoch says:

    Try spelling his name correctly Guido

    Is he still out on bail?

    It seems that he was a confidant” (sic) of Citzen Murdoch…

    Normally there is honour among peole of their ilk…

  9. 9
    Capo di tutti capi Murdoch says:

    When the FBI are after you, you have to let some “confidante”s go…

  10. 10
    Ah! Monika says:


    I’ve just dropped a cup.

  11. 11
    Ah! Monika says:

    is ‘ peole’ sic as well?

  12. 12
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    A Man Guido Used To Admire….LOL

    No one gives a fig about this scum hole low life…. Hack Off and Die Psycho

  13. 13
    ED BALLS says:

    I AM A C CUP

  14. 14
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    ****** BREAKING NEWS ******

    Dave just said the word “The”

  15. 15

    This says it all:

    And frankly covers HOC/ HOL and every fucking MP and council in the land!

  16. 16
    Andy McNab says:

    I’m coming for ya

  17. 17
    Ah! Monika says:

    Rule 27
    if you are going to critisise other’s spellin, tripple cheque you’re owne.

  18. 18
    Grauniad says:


  19. 19

    …as “Citzen” ?

  20. 20
    Ah! Monika says:

    4.10pm Dave denies using the t word.

  21. 21
    Peppers Ghost says:

    I prefer Viz

  22. 22

    I’m on a rowl…

  23. 23
    Tony Blair says:


  24. 24
    Dirty Desmond says:

    Here is Loaded magazine

    What a marvellous production

    It is Nero without the class

    They cannot compete with lme for class

  25. 25
    Martin says:

    Being bald, and ugly as sin is not a crime.
    In fact it is normally genetics.
    We can’t help it.

  26. 26
  27. 27
    keredybretsa says:

    Bit confused there like who is loaded know wharrimean? This is the Geez to edit the mag to total bad boy image or total extinction.

  28. 28
    Nero and his acolytes says:

    Here is Loaded magazine


    It is all coming together

  29. 29
    Peppers Ghost says:

  30. 30
    jgm2 says:

    Pah. I’ve left the roasting tray sitting in a particularly powerful solution of Sodium Hydroxide all afternoon.

    It’s only burnt the non-stick surface clean off it.

    Quite impressive in a totally fucked kind of way.

  31. 31
    Sally Beacow says:

    Can I borrow it for my roots?

  32. 32
    Decline and Fall says:

    Ah…. censorship of any comparison with the Daily Star?

    Are you ashemed or what?!

  33. 33
    Financial Advisor to the pension companies says:

    Looks to be worth at least $104bn

  34. 34
    Historian says:

    Is this the same person?

    Wonderful scoop about a wonderful person who served Rupert Murdoch so well

  35. 35
    jgm2 says:

    I think it would dissolve your head.

    I know it said ‘corrosive’ on the container but I don’t remember it being that strong before.

  36. 36
    Fed this into the truth machine and this is what came out says:

    “Loaded” a magazine for pricks and wankers.

  37. 37
    JH says:

    I think they are down to about 30’000 circulation.

    The print costs alone must be at least £50K per month.

    No advertiser is interested in paying serious money reaching 30’000 wankers. Their rate card must be interesting.

    They’re fucked.

  38. 38
    David Blunkett says:

    I really like it

  39. 39
    Brown Ballsup says:

    You can’t polish a tùrd but you can roll in glitter.

  40. 40

    AAAGGGHHHHH! Don’t we see enough of that feckin’ shyster Mark Lewis without posting news items with the smug bastard? Why should we have to listen to anything Max Mosley’s well paid attack dog says?

  41. 41
    Susy Wong a says:

    Pay me 10 dorrars then I love you loads.

  42. 42
    If you pay peanuts, you get illiterate cunts says:

    It’s “its”, not “it’s”.

    Try to find a cun*t that can spell.

  43. 43
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Loaded was good in 1996 and I was a lot younger!
    Bloody surprised it’s still going a all. No chance of a revival with that internet thingy about though!

  44. 44
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    So am I. If Loaded wants a male centrefold, I am quite ready to offer my services for the pleasure of my many young female fans. Boaz.

  45. 45
    Sci says:

    Who gives a shlt?

  46. 46
    Splitter says:

    As said by someone who doesn’t understand why Loaded’s sales sank like a lead balloon in the first place.

    It was because it tried to be MORE like a porn mag and less about daft – but brilliantly written and presented – features that its sales tanked.

  47. 47
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Lets get together and spit-roast Sally then.

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