May 21st, 2012

#TPAChatUpLines

After the Scrapbook lot spotted a section of the TPA/IoD’s report, that deals with the entirely correct assertion that lefties are just jealous of the wealth and sexual prowess of the right, it was only a matter of time before #TPAChatUpLines was trending:

Even the report’s spinners were getting involved:

Harder, Faster, Deeper…

UPDATE: The report’s authors cracked in the end:


58 Comments

  1. 1
    Ha says:

    If you are going down, use a non-dom

    • 3
      Anonymous says:

      well copied

    • 21
      Medhi says:
      • 27
        Sophie says:

        Who would hire him really?

        Come on – he is bark at the moon bonkers.

        Getting a new income stream before NS goes down the toilet is probably wise – even for a lefty Islamist nutter like him.

        Inshallah – he will destroy HuffPo as well.

      • 29
        Medhi says:
      • 51
        Nom Dom Nom says:

        A better job description would be Area Resource Senior Executive, Head Of Local Expertise. A mouthful I know but can be shortened to ARSEHOLE

        Or if to long for the business card just use Intern.

      • 54
        BBC says:

        Shouldn’t a Political Director be Apolitical?

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will give you my boom if you give me your bust!

    • 4
      Saucy Hollandaise says:

      Zat Gordon Brown – ‘ow you say? – ‘ee sav’d the world? Can I ‘av ees number?

      • 34
        Wikipedia says:

        well known as a key ingredient of eggs Benedict, and is often paired with vegetables such as steamed asparagus.

    • 42
      Chingrinner Memorial Committee says:

      careful gordon…sarahs behind you

  3. 5
    Selohesra says:

    Do you like chicken? – well suck on this its foul

  4. 6
    But says:

    the main point of this report is that its calls for the state to steal a flat rate of 30% , and most people on the right are appluding it.

    Shameful

    • 12
      Engineer says:

      It’s simple, and therefore less scope for weaselly ways of concealing sneaky tax-rises.

    • 14
      In another world entirely says:

      Agreed. Abolish VAT and set the personal tax free allowance at half the average wage. Top rate on the rest, 25%, capped at the salary of the Prime Minister. If he wants a pay rise, he should have to pursuade the country he is worth it.

  5. 7
    Mustaffa Councilhouse says:

    If Typhoo put the ‘T’ in Britain who put the ‘Tit’ in Quantitative easing?

  6. 8
    Politics shmolitics says:

    Never mind all that bollocks, England have won the test match.

  7. 9
    Engineer says:

    As Yvette might once have said to Ed, “Is that post neo-classical endogenous growth, or are you just pleased to see me?”

    • 16
      ed bollox says:

      cut the wise cracks yvette I’m the only c’unt in this family…

    • 23
      Sophie says:

      I think Ed Ballsup used that one on Steph Flanders in his nazi fancy dress days.

  8. 11

    Does the state and the Bank of England suffer from premature evaluations? #TPAchatuplines

  9. 13
    Lias Nandy MP says:
  10. 17
    Someone once said says:

    Too many tweets make a twat

  11. 19
    Jimmy says:

    “Every man is, no doubt, by nature, first and principally recommended to his own care; and as he is fitter to take care of himself than of any other person, it is fit and right that it should be so.”

    Adam Smith

  12. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Is the invisible hand of the free market causing ‘trickle-down’ again?

  13. 24
    Marmite says:

    Mandelson having a good pop at the Unions. Millibandwagon wont like that one little bit.

    • 28
      Sophie says:

      Orchestrated. The Dark Lord & the Evil Emporer Blair are now mentoring Milibland.

      • 36
        Loungelizard says:

        The word you want Soph is Grooming. Either way those two are going to shaft Miliband or the country.

  14. 25
    Rebekah Brooks says:

    Fancy a ride, Dave?
    #TPAchatuplines

  15. 30
    Headmaster says:

    Micro Guido

    You have taken the level of this down into the 5th form

  16. 37
    Sir William Waad says:

    The market researcher’s chat-up line:

    “Do you come here (a) often; (b) sometimes; (c) hardly at all?”

  17. 39
    YFB says:
  18. 40
    Sir William Waad says:

    Is the economy here overheating or is it just you?

  19. 45
    Wee Willie says:

    We don’t need to worry about inflation.

  20. 46
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    On Biased bbc they are reporting the incident outside a pub after the match on Sat one man stabbed to death, Standard reports it as a group of black youths did the stabbing, BBC reports it as a group of men did the stabbing.

  21. 47
    Wee Willie says:

    Where’s the growth?

  22. 52
    Quisling says:

    You don’t sweat much for a fat lass

  23. 55
    Jimmy says:

    He does seem to be struggling to accept the position of blogs at the base of the media food chain. It’s not an uncommon phenomenon.

  24. 57
    B Boyd says:

    How can a website be worth $104 billion?

  25. 58
    Reason says:

    Emma Burnell stripping…..

    Ew.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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