#TPAChatUpLines
After the Scrapbook lot spotted a section of the TPA/IoD’s report, that deals with the entirely correct assertion that lefties are just jealous of the wealth and sexual prowess of the right, it was only a matter of time before #TPAChatUpLines was trending:
#TPAchatuplines Fancy a quickie? Make sure you use a non-dom.—
Chris Ward (@christopherward) May 21, 2012
"You know what they say, it's not the size of the state, it's what you do with it" #TPAchatuplines—
Lisa (@Lefty_Lisa) May 21, 2012
Nice laffer curves #TPAchatuplines—
Mark Ferguson (@Markfergusonuk) May 21, 2012
Did it hurt when you fell from haven? #TPAchatuplines—
Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 21, 2012
I like my women like I like my public sector spending: going down rapidly whenever I request it #TPAchatuplines—
Alex (@a_y_alex) May 21, 2012
I am writing to make a request under the Freedom of Information Act 2005. Are you free next Saturday? #TPAchatuplines—
Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) May 21, 2012
Assets aren't the only thing I'll be stripping tonight. #TPAchatuplines—
Emma Burnell (@Scarletstand) May 21, 2012
Even the report’s spinners were getting involved:
I've always liked dynamic models #TPAchatuplines—
Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) May 21, 2012
Harder, Faster, Deeper…
UPDATE: The report’s authors cracked in the end:
Keynes said "In the long run we are all dead". What are you doing tonight? #TPAchatuplines—
Allister Heath (@AllisterHeath) May 21, 2012
Your dress is like my ideal tax system. Cut low and with lots of transparency #TPAchatuplines—
Matthew Elliott (@matthew_elliott) May 21, 2012
If you are going down, use a non-dom
well copied
Who would hire him really?
Come on – he is bark at the moon bonkers.
Getting a new income stream before NS goes down the toilet is probably wise – even for a lefty Islamist nutter like him.
Inshallah – he will destroy HuffPo as well.
Ha ha ha haha ha ha!
Sacked!
I see that Rafael Behr’s uncle Rupert still writes for the Daily Excess.
A better job description would be Area Resource Senior Executive, Head Of Local Expertise. A mouthful I know but can be shortened to ARSEHOLE
Or if to long for the business card just use Intern.
Shouldn’t a Political Director be Apolitical?
I will give you my boom if you give me your bust!
Zat Gordon Brown – ‘ow you say? – ‘ee sav’d the world? Can I ‘av ees number?
well known as a key ingredient of eggs Benedict, and is often paired with vegetables such as steamed asparagus.
careful gordon…sarahs behind you
Do you like chicken? – well suck on this its foul
that is so gross
the main point of this report is that its calls for the state to steal a flat rate of 30% , and most people on the right are appluding it.
Shameful
It’s simple, and therefore less scope for weaselly ways of concealing sneaky tax-rises.
Agreed. Abolish VAT and set the personal tax free allowance at half the average wage. Top rate on the rest, 25%, capped at the salary of the Prime Minister. If he wants a pay rise, he should have to pursuade the country he is worth it.
If Typhoo put the ‘T’ in Britain who put the ‘Tit’ in Quantitative easing?
Never mind all that bollocks, England have won the test match.
Brilliant!
Hunting bollocks to you. I was waiting for the highlights
As Yvette might once have said to Ed, “Is that post neo-classical endogenous growth, or are you just pleased to see me?”
cut the wise cracks yvette I’m the only c’unt in this family…
I think Ed Ballsup used that one on Steph Flanders in his nazi fancy dress days.
Does the state and the Bank of England suffer from premature evaluations? #TPAchatuplines
Salary?
Go on, have a guess!
small deposit required to secure
Part time.Gordon Brown might be interested.
couldn’t roger his way out of a paper bag and with his bad eyesight far too small to chuck phones at
I’ll do it for three goes on those spectacular dugs of hers per day.
Proper goes, mind. No messing about.
she didn’t look like a spade …
Can I apply?
Too many tweets make a twat
“Every man is, no doubt, by nature, first and principally recommended to his own care; and as he is fitter to take care of himself than of any other person, it is fit and right that it should be so.”
Adam Smith
He must have been a monosexual.
Is the invisible hand of the free market causing ‘trickle-down’ again?
Mandelson having a good pop at the Unions. Millibandwagon wont like that one little bit.
Orchestrated. The Dark Lord & the Evil Emporer Blair are now mentoring Milibland.
The word you want Soph is Grooming. Either way those two are going to shaft Miliband or the country.
Fancy a ride, Dave?
#TPAchatuplines
Micro Guido
You have taken the level of this down into the 5th form
Head Teacher if you please
The market researcher’s chat-up line:
“Do you come here (a) often; (b) sometimes; (c) hardly at all?”
Is the economy here overheating or is it just you?
We don’t need to worry about inflation.
On Biased bbc they are reporting the incident outside a pub after the match on Sat one man stabbed to death, Standard reports it as a group of black youths did the stabbing, BBC reports it as a group of men did the stabbing.
Where’s the growth?
with thoughts like that see your doctor
You don’t sweat much for a fat lass
Thanks
He does seem to be struggling to accept the position of blogs at the base of the media food chain. It’s not an uncommon phenomenon.
oops wrong thread
How can a website be worth $104 billion?
Emma Burnell stripping…..
Ew.