May 18th, 2012

The Boris Doughnut


130 Comments

  1. 1
    A Suffragette says:

    Doughnut ?

    Looks more like a badly baked jam roly poly to me .

    ( or alternatively menstruation gone badly wrong — remember the Dr Whites next time dear !)

  2. 2
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Will Boris be making sure HM Dogtrack in Walthamstow gets re-opened?

  3. 3
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    FFS Gweedo there is life outside London you know.

    Ken lost get over it!

  4. 4
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Ken lost get over it!

  5. 5
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Time to build the wall around the inside of the M25.

  6. 6
    Outraged says:

  7. 7
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    The red bit, these are the people who voted kennock right?

    Who are these f-in idiots?

  8. 8
    Johan says:

    The donut’s okay, but the filling is very bitter…

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Is their argument now that because Greater London is bigger than the city of London that they’ve had Boris foisted on them? I’m pretty sure with an electorate it runs both ways… the people in Ken, Chelsea and the Greater area have as much a right as any to deny Ken’s rule over them and to give Boris the mandate for a second term of governance over them.

  10. 10
    AC1 says:

    Anyone want to add a graph of unemployment over the top?

    Or even crime?

    Bet there’s a strong correlation.

  11. 11
    Johnny Craddock says:

    I hope all your jam doughnuts turn out looking like Fannies…. Good bye!

  12. 12
    Call me 0.7% GDP Dave says:

    Glad to see that my investment in India is starting to pay off

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113969

  13. 13
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  14. 14
    AC1 says:

    That red sliver in Battersea is the same shape as the council blocks full of mainly scumbags.

  15. 15
    All those nice men says:

  16. 16
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Or one of them big perspex domes like on the Simpson’s movie

  17. 17
    A Stan by any other name says:

    Looks like a map of Greater Londonistan to me.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    That looks suspiciously like the 2012 Olympic logo.

  19. 19
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    What’s your after dinner speaking rate?

  20. 20
    Trundlemaster says:

    To me as an Ex London resident the Red areas seem to co-respond with the areas that have been ‘culturally enriched’.

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    Or the ones with more post boxes

  22. 22
    nellnewman says:

    Ah that’ll be that place that’s full of traffic , people, noise and pollution then.

    I’ve never worked out why people want to live there. Give me trees and open spaces anyday.

  23. 23
    Kevin T says:

    That could double as a guide to buying property in London. The red areas will be the ones that are “culturally enriched”.

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

  25. 25
    Ali says:

    کیا تم ہمارے بارے میں بات کر رہے ہیں؟

  26. 26
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    does that make boris the ‘doughboy’?

  27. 27
    Big Momma says:

    Looks more like a dangerously cancerous heart to me which is apt considering the last Labour years of infiltration and subversion.

  28. 28
    Scrobs... says:

    Jam today.

    Chaos in June…

  29. 29
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Well, it’s pretty obvious that none of the shadow cabinet, or indeed any of the official opposition actually live in the areas marked red other than those who live in their constituency. Now that might be worth a look sometime. Just a thought……

  30. 30
    BBC Global Warming Dept. (formerly the Met Office) says:

    Unusual seasonal high tides have flooded vast swatches of Londonistan! The red areas are where the proper and righteous people live! Tories will drown your babies. This is the first plague brought about by Boris.

    Pay your TV tax or you too will be flooded!

  31. 31
    jgm2 says:

    Strange. They seem to have established a corridor along the A10. I’d have thought it would be along the M1 for Luton, Birmingham, Coventry etc etc.

  32. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    Can we have a map with the results from the wards surrounding Windlesbury Moor?

  33. 33
    Rat's arse says:

    That’s easy for you to say Ali.

  34. 34
    Grauniad Prime says:

    Red vote goes in the red box.

  35. 35
    Kevin T says:

    Saaf London / Surrey readers: see how quickly you can spot New Addington LOL

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Hope some-one nicks your handbag luvvie. What a t*rt he is.

  37. 37
    Smig says:

    Here you go…

  38. 38
    A West Lothian says:

    Its the low road from Scotland

  39. 39
    Kevin T says:

    Now for question two, can you find Dulwich?

  40. 40
    Black cab driver says:

    Is ‘heckled’ the new felched?

    Start with these: http://sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/161

  41. 41
  42. 42
    Chris Huhne says:

    Remember me?

  43. 43
    Bomber Harris says:

    ‘ So my old lags, obliterate the red ‘

  44. 44
    Ah! Monika says:

    Warsi: Minority of Pakistani men see white girls as “fair game”

  45. 45
    Big Momma says:

    There is enough truth in this entertaing video for “real economic idiots” to believe in it.
    Where did the $0.50 new DM come from? That was the rate before the Euro so no real analysis there then. Since the dollar is in a fall but rising against other major currencies, this is only one of many weaknesses in this argument. Investment gravitates to strong economies so any new DM would be put under pressure as the Swiss Franc was.
    When you play poker in the real world you need real money – as well as being able to dance the polka very well.

  46. 46
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ah! Monika says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Warsi: Minority of Pak…… men see white girls as “fair game”

  47. 47
  48. 48
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Boris thread again. Things must be bad

  49. 49
    Pundit Too says:

    Seems like the Socialists have poisoned the Thames in the east and the virus is carried by the river.

  50. 50
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    The blue areas are where all the back garden, and fast track house building programmes will occur….Jolly Good

  51. 51
    Gonk says:

    Crouch, touch, pause, engage…

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Labour lost. Get over it.

  53. 53
    Sigmund Freud, great-grandfather of Matthew says:

    Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut.

  54. 54
    SAS - SNOT !!!!! says: says:

    CAMEROON EATS FISHSTICKS!! THE NATION uS eN pERWLI.
    YOU tory trolls all kiss his bum.
    WHAT!? WOT!
    WIBBLE SCRIBBLE DRIBBLE

    VOTe lAYBORE!

  55. 55
    Nothing if not worldly says:

    آپ کو ایک ہنسی کر رہے ہیں

  56. 56
    Legal Crook says:

    A map to show you where not to live?

  57. 57
    jgm2 says:

    The red bits will be where all the expensively council-housed Labour voters will be moving to Bradford from.

  58. 58
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. Perfect correlation with unemployment

    And, I’m prepared to bet, gun-crime.

  59. 59
    Micro Guido and hysteria says:

    Sacha Baron Cohen is an arrogant r a c i s t slob

  60. 60
    jgm2 says:

    I think it must be on the road to Lahore.

  61. 61
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

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  62. 62
    Polly Pot says:

    Islington has become one of the most desirable places to live in London, reflected by the number of housing developments announced in late 2011 and early 2012 at prices considerably higher than those achieved in comparable west London districts such as Chelsea and Notting Hill, and the highest recorded growth in house prices anywhere in London.

    Pass the champagne! This trendy metro liberalism recycling-vegetableism is finally paying off.

  63. 63
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    OK we get it BORIS

    errrrr isnt he the bloke who also cannot stand Dave and anything Dave stands for…Oh Dear

  64. 64
    jgm2 says:

    You really do need to get over Labour losing in London.

  65. 65
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Enjoy the one term

  66. 66
    jgm2 says:

    You’re starting to sound whiny.

  67. 67
    jgm2 says:

    You too.

  68. 68
    SAS - SNOT !!!!! says:

    I am as vacuous as a labour policy document.

  69. 69
    SAS - SNOT !!!!! says:

    Starting???

    SAS SNOT!!
    The whiniest horse in the paddock

  70. 70
    jgm2 says:

    Not quite. At least this one’s got writing on it.

  71. 71
    Grim says:

    Let’s build a wall around the whole bloody lot and watch them fight each other!

  72. 72
    Rural Idyl says:

    Nell, bet you still hanker after the great Turnip boom of 1932

  73. 73
    Proud Kafir says:

    The red areas are where all the back garden, and fast track house building programmes have already occurred- to wit – Sheds that are in fact houses

  74. 74
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    LOL

    The Country my dear boy The Country..No one outside of London cares about the Mayor contest ..whether Ken or Boris. The irony is, if Ken had won, you could have ended Dave, so now you are stuck with him.

    Boris is just a small victory for one man whom himself distances himself from Dave. I have got over Boris’ narrow victory, but it isnt that big a deal, he cant lower taxes, and he likely to do very little over the coming 4 years…so ho hum

  75. 75
    jgm2 says:

    Britain’s very own shanty towns. Complete with police no-go areas. How enriching.

  76. 76
    Proud Kafir says:

    Look wash the sheets and dry them before Mum gets home she’ll not know then.

    Put them on a 90C wash or they will still stink of piss

  77. 77
    jgm2 says:

    The country? But you lost that back in 2010.

  78. 78
    jgm2 says:

    I want one.

  79. 79
    Meanwhile Down Tower Hamlets way says:

    Education not subjugation – read it all … before throwing a tantrum

    http://www.spuc.org.uk

  80. 80
    AC1 says:

    It does seem to overlap rather spectacularly. Wealth creators v wealth eaters.

  81. 81
    Ex-Londoner says:

    +1000

    Not my country any more.

  82. 82
    SAS - SNOT !!!!! says:

    Boris’s narrow victory was the same % as your new hero, Hollande’s.

    Did the super socialist only win a tiny little, unrepresentative victory over the horrid Sarky?

  83. 83
  84. 84
    illogical says:

    Got one, but I suffer happily

  85. 85
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    It is our duty to house and protect poor people seeking asylum in this country, they have to be housed in inner city Lodonistan and Portsmouthistan because the people in these cities are compassionate, although they haven’t been told what is going on. In any case most of these people vote for the left and housing them makes a few people millions and therefore it is good for political donations. Jahbulon.

  86. 86
    will says:

    now let overlay the areas where the rioters covicted were from any bets that most of them live in the red areas. !!

  87. 87
    Northern Convert says:

    Nah, it,s Sally,s “To Do” list,

  88. 88

    Guido, old chap – Could you overlay it with all of the main mosques and highest unemployment/ council house tenancy, just for a bit of context?

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    I think you’ll find that BoJo is the Donut – a sort of BoJoDonut you might say.

  90. 90

    I there an echo in here?

    Here?

    Here?

    Here?

  91. 91

    Yeah – extra hot sauce mate, please.

  92. 92
    Mohamed says:

    It’s ‘licence’.

    You can spend a fortune trying to educate a congenital moron, all you get is a boastful congenital moron.

  93. 93
    Allah the bear says:

    Say what you like, but they have impeccable grooming.

  94. 94

    SAS – council elections are to elect the otherwise unemployable tw.ats that don’t even have the smarts to become MP’s, and that’s a f.ucking oxymoron.

    How’s that whole retard.ED and Balls.up thing going? – Have they found all of Gordon’s mobile phone bits yet? Is that what caused retard.Ed’s seagul sh.it hair?

  95. 95
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    Fill the M25 with burning tyres and pick them off with rifles if they try to get out.

  96. 96

    Yes, that’s right – like the coalition. Could only form a government by combining their wins – but LieBore couldn’t form faecal shapes with their losses, so your pointless, rambling point is…..?

    Don’t let me detain you, and close the door as you go.

  97. 97
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    You can’t beat a twelve year old scotch.

  98. 98
    Nurse! says:

    Meds time nell!

  99. 99
    Grim says:

    And don’t forget the Synagogues either!

  100. 100
    screw the lot of them says:

    Tribal tosser.

  101. 101
    say what you see says:

    And Cameron won it?

    They’re all utter c’unts.

  102. 102
    Grim says:

    That would be *FAKE* wealth creators. It all stems from fractional reserves and printing money out of thin air.

  103. 103
    joescotus says:

    why dont you get your cock out andflop it on the top table you know you want to chris

  104. 104
    Grim says:

    Corrupt scum and and useless leeches, they deserve each other.

  105. 105
    adrian drummond says:

    Well you can now see where the minority of stupid people live.

  106. 106
    Simon Baron Cohen says:

    Don’t pick on Cousin Sacha– he’s “special.”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen

  107. 107
    Harold Hill says:

    I see the Tories won (half) of the Isle of Dogs. Interesting that it is their only presence in the whole of East London.

  108. 108
    Rh- says:

    nice of the lefties to round themselves up like that. makes things a little … easier

  109. 109
    Baldy says:

    Because usually they mostly like to unfairly outnumber the kids?

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    The richer you are…the more likely you vote Tory….

    We all knew that.

  111. 111
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    You mean

    وقال انه يعطي لي الكثير من المال أبيض عمل الرجل وانه يدعي حب الله للحصول على أكبر المال ودفع أي ضريبة

    I think Ali

  112. 112
    Spirit of Enoch says:

    The blood approaching the Tiber. Just as I warned all you PC liberal fools.

  113. 113
    George of the Akash restaurant says:

    You are a truly wonderful man your lordship. A couple of illegals need rescuing from the fuzz, can you please fix?

  114. 114
    Tory Govt By The Back Door says:

    ”The Boris Doughnut”

    Yea,a right fucking doughnut

  115. 115
    Expat Geordie says:

    Like the rest of us, you’ve all headed to the south coast.

    Welcome friend. Welcome to (semi) Free Britain.

  116. 116
    Expat Geordie says:

    I had a problem with trying to train a Spaniard and a chav at work (both women). Absolutely bloody impossible. In the end I went to their boss and the exact words that I used were:

    “It’s like trying to educate bloody pork!”

    Sorry Mohamed.

  117. 117
    Expat Geordie says:

    Went there once when I was young and daft. November 1989. Not proud of the fact (she was pissedwas Miss Iveson, and not very good to be honest – seemed that she liked a bit of rough, me being a poly student and all that). Conservative Collegiate Forum (ex-FCS, before Norman Tebbit disbanded it for being too right wing!) trip to the HoC. Never mentioned it to my then girlfriend of course, so I wasn’t that bloody daft.

  118. 118
    robbie says:

    and this map is surprising because??….

    Bojo hasn’t done bad considering the entrenched Labour support…electable even.

  119. 119
    robbie says:

    kettled even

  120. 120
    Expat Geordie says:

    Twinned with Bournemouth (Polish Sector), with apologies to Mike Read.

  121. 121
    Expat Geordie says:

    But it’s still only £100 on the Monoploy board.

  122. 122
    Expat Geordie says:

    I was thinking noose.

  123. 123
    Expat Geordie says:

    We’ll get your boys the recognition they deserve, some day.

    In themeantime, might I suggest a small target in Downing Street…

  124. 124
    Trundlemaster says:

    Enfield is a bit chavvy and that’s in the red zone

  125. 125
    A fashionista says:

    Could someone explain why BJ only won by 83000 votes please?
    This graphic appear to suggest only the underclass and a few smug media cun’ts voted for Livingtsones

  126. 126
    Hemp says:

    Rope and lamp posts anyone?

  127. 127
    Grr says:

    ‘culturally enriched’.

    By that I assume you mean the wonderful pipe dream that is Multiculturalism.

    It is worthy of note that the very people who promoted Multiculturalism as the fantastic Socialist paradise we all should aspire to – generally lived in White areas, sent their kids to White private schools, read the White Guardian and tended to work for the White BBC.

    Can’t help think there may have been some sort of contradiction here.. anyone help with this one?

  128. 128
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Quick way to avoid living in a shithole. Just avoid the red.

  129. 129
    Kevin T says:

    Kings Cross = going muslim
    Camden = going muslim
    Islington = next door

    Let’s see how many of the trendies stick around once their coffee bars start turning into mosques. It will be a test of their commitment to multiculturalism.

  130. 130
    Grr says:

    Ken’s Pledge

    Give me your poor – who want free money
    Your hungry – for benefits
    Your tired – of working
    Your downtrodden – Is it cos I is lazy
    Your homeless – Where’s my fackin free council flat
    Your immigrant – Who choses not to work
    Your persecuted – Islamists on the run
    Your campaigners – Its the Joooz wot is the problem

    And big man Ken will give you money and freebies


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