May 18th, 2012

The Boris Doughnut


130 Comments

  1. 1
    A Suffragette says:

    Doughnut ?

    Looks more like a badly baked jam roly poly to me .

    ( or alternatively menstruation gone badly wrong — remember the Dr Whites next time dear !)

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    • 17
      A Stan by any other name says:

      Looks like a map of Greater Londonistan to me.

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    • 28
      Scrobs... says:

      Jam today.

      Chaos in June…

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    • 30
      BBC Global Warming Dept. (formerly the Met Office) says:

      Unusual seasonal high tides have flooded vast swatches of Londonistan! The red areas are where the proper and righteous people live! Tories will drown your babies. This is the first plague brought about by Boris.

      Pay your TV tax or you too will be flooded!

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        Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

        It is our duty to house and protect poor people seeking asylum in this country, they have to be housed in inner city Lodonistan and Portsmouthistan because the people in these cities are compassionate, although they haven’t been told what is going on. In any case most of these people vote for the left and housing them makes a few people millions and therefore it is good for political donations. Jahbulon.

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        • 113
          George of the Akash restaurant says:

          You are a truly wonderful man your lordship. A couple of illegals need rescuing from the fuzz, can you please fix?

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    • 130
      Grr says:

      Ken’s Pledge

      Give me your poor – who want free money
      Your hungry – for benefits
      Your tired – of working
      Your downtrodden – Is it cos I is lazy
      Your homeless – Where’s my fackin free council flat
      Your immigrant – Who choses not to work
      Your persecuted – Islamists on the run
      Your campaigners – Its the Joooz wot is the problem

      And big man Ken will give you money and freebies

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  2. 2
    HM Her Majesty says:

    Will Boris be making sure HM Dogtrack in Walthamstow gets re-opened?

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  3. 3
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    FFS Gweedo there is life outside London you know.

    Ken lost get over it!

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  4. 4
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Ken lost get over it!

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  5. 5
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Time to build the wall around the inside of the M25.

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  6. 6
    Outraged says:

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      Mohamed says:

      It’s ‘licence’.

      You can spend a fortune trying to educate a congenital moron, all you get is a boastful congenital moron.

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      • 116
        Expat Geordie says:

        I had a problem with trying to train a Spaniard and a chav at work (both women). Absolutely bloody impossible. In the end I went to their boss and the exact words that I used were:

        “It’s like trying to educate bloody pork!”

        Sorry Mohamed.

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  7. 7
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    The red bit, these are the people who voted kennock right?

    Who are these f-in idiots?

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  8. 8
    Johan says:

    The donut’s okay, but the filling is very bitter…

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  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Is their argument now that because Greater London is bigger than the city of London that they’ve had Boris foisted on them? I’m pretty sure with an electorate it runs both ways… the people in Ken, Chelsea and the Greater area have as much a right as any to deny Ken’s rule over them and to give Boris the mandate for a second term of governance over them.

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  10. 10
    AC1 says:

    Anyone want to add a graph of unemployment over the top?

    Or even crime?

    Bet there’s a strong correlation.

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  11. 11
    Johnny Craddock says:

    I hope all your jam doughnuts turn out looking like Fannies…. Good bye!

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  12. 12
    Call me 0.7% GDP Dave says:

    Glad to see that my investment in India is starting to pay off

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113969

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  13. 13
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  14. 15
    All those nice men says:

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  15. 18
    Anonymous says:

    That looks suspiciously like the 2012 Olympic logo.

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  16. 22
    nellnewman says:

    Ah that’ll be that place that’s full of traffic , people, noise and pollution then.

    I’ve never worked out why people want to live there. Give me trees and open spaces anyday.

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  17. 23
    Kevin T says:

    That could double as a guide to buying property in London. The red areas will be the ones that are “culturally enriched”.

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  18. 24
    Anonymous says:

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      Big Momma says:

      There is enough truth in this entertaing video for “real economic idiots” to believe in it.
      Where did the $0.50 new DM come from? That was the rate before the Euro so no real analysis there then. Since the dollar is in a fall but rising against other major currencies, this is only one of many weaknesses in this argument. Investment gravitates to strong economies so any new DM would be put under pressure as the Swiss Franc was.
      When you play poker in the real world you need real money – as well as being able to dance the polka very well.

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  19. 26
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    does that make boris the ‘doughboy’?

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  20. 29
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Well, it’s pretty obvious that none of the shadow cabinet, or indeed any of the official opposition actually live in the areas marked red other than those who live in their constituency. Now that might be worth a look sometime. Just a thought……

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  21. 31
    jgm2 says:

    Strange. They seem to have established a corridor along the A10. I’d have thought it would be along the M1 for Luton, Birmingham, Coventry etc etc.

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  22. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    Can we have a map with the results from the wards surrounding Windlesbury Moor?

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  23. 35
    Kevin T says:

    Saaf London / Surrey readers: see how quickly you can spot New Addington LOL

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  24. 42
    Chris Huhne says:

    Remember me?

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  25. 43
    Bomber Harris says:

    ‘ So my old lags, obliterate the red ‘

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    • 123
      Expat Geordie says:

      We’ll get your boys the recognition they deserve, some day.

      In themeantime, might I suggest a small target in Downing Street…

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  26. 44
    Ah! Monika says:

    Warsi: Minority of Pakistani men see white girls as “fair game”

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  27. 46
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ah! Monika says:
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    May 18, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Warsi: Minority of Pak…… men see white girls as “fair game”

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  28. 48
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Boris thread again. Things must be bad

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  29. 49
    Pundit Too says:

    Seems like the Socialists have poisoned the Thames in the east and the virus is carried by the river.

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  30. 50
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    The blue areas are where all the back garden, and fast track house building programmes will occur….Jolly Good

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  31. 53
    Sigmund Freud, great-grandfather of Matthew says:

    Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut.

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  32. 54
    SAS - SNOT !!!!! says: says:

    CAMEROON EATS FISHSTICKS!! THE NATION uS eN pERWLI.
    YOU tory trolls all kiss his bum.
    WHAT!? WOT!
    WIBBLE SCRIBBLE DRIBBLE

    VOTe lAYBORE!

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  33. 56
    Legal Crook says:

    A map to show you where not to live?

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  34. 59
    Micro Guido and hysteria says:

    Sacha Baron Cohen is an arrogant r a c i s t slob

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  35. 61
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

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    • 64
      jgm2 says:

      You really do need to get over Labour losing in London.

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      • 74
        SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

        LOL

        The Country my dear boy The Country..No one outside of London cares about the Mayor contest ..whether Ken or Boris. The irony is, if Ken had won, you could have ended Dave, so now you are stuck with him.

        Boris is just a small victory for one man whom himself distances himself from Dave. I have got over Boris’ narrow victory, but it isnt that big a deal, he cant lower taxes, and he likely to do very little over the coming 4 years…so ho hum

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        • 77
          jgm2 says:

          The country? But you lost that back in 2010.

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        • 82
          SAS - SNOT !!!!! says:

          Boris’s narrow victory was the same % as your new hero, Hollande’s.

          Did the super socialist only win a tiny little, unrepresentative victory over the horrid Sarky?

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          • Yes, that’s right – like the coalition. Could only form a government by combining their wins – but LieBore couldn’t form faecal shapes with their losses, so your pointless, rambling point is…..?

            Don’t let me detain you, and close the door as you go.

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    • 68
      SAS - SNOT !!!!! says:

      I am as vacuous as a labour policy document.

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  36. 62
    Polly Pot says:

    Islington has become one of the most desirable places to live in London, reflected by the number of housing developments announced in late 2011 and early 2012 at prices considerably higher than those achieved in comparable west London districts such as Chelsea and Notting Hill, and the highest recorded growth in house prices anywhere in London.

    Pass the champagne! This trendy metro liberalism recycling-vegetableism is finally paying off.

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    • 121
      Expat Geordie says:

      But it’s still only £100 on the Monoploy board.

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    • 129
      Kevin T says:

      Kings Cross = going muslim
      Camden = going muslim
      Islington = next door

      Let’s see how many of the trendies stick around once their coffee bars start turning into mosques. It will be a test of their commitment to multiculturalism.

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  37. 63
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    OK we get it BORIS

    errrrr isnt he the bloke who also cannot stand Dave and anything Dave stands for…Oh Dear

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  38. 78
    jgm2 says:

    I want one.

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  39. 79
    Meanwhile Down Tower Hamlets way says:

    Education not subjugation – read it all … before throwing a tantrum

    http://www.spuc.org.uk

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  40. 105
    adrian drummond says:

    Well you can now see where the minority of stupid people live.

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  41. 107
    Harold Hill says:

    I see the Tories won (half) of the Isle of Dogs. Interesting that it is their only presence in the whole of East London.

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  42. 108
    Rh- says:

    nice of the lefties to round themselves up like that. makes things a little … easier

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  43. 110
    Anonymous says:

    The richer you are…the more likely you vote Tory….

    We all knew that.

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  44. 112
    Spirit of Enoch says:

    The blood approaching the Tiber. Just as I warned all you PC liberal fools.

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  45. 114
    Tory Govt By The Back Door says:

    ”The Boris Doughnut”

    Yea,a right fucking doughnut

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  46. 118
    robbie says:

    and this map is surprising because??….

    Bojo hasn’t done bad considering the entrenched Labour support…electable even.

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  47. 125
    A fashionista says:

    Could someone explain why BJ only won by 83000 votes please?
    This graphic appear to suggest only the underclass and a few smug media cun’ts voted for Livingtsones

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  48. 128
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Quick way to avoid living in a shithole. Just avoid the red.

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