The Boris Doughnut
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Doughnut ?
Looks more like a badly baked jam roly poly to me .
( or alternatively menstruation gone badly wrong — remember the Dr Whites next time dear !)
Looks like a map of Greater Londonistan to me.
Looks more like a dangerously cancerous heart to me which is apt considering the last Labour years of infiltration and subversion.
Let’s build a wall around the whole bloody lot and watch them fight each other!
I think you’ll find that BoJo is the Donut – a sort of BoJoDonut you might say.
Guido, old chap – Could you overlay it with all of the main mosques and highest unemployment/ council house tenancy, just for a bit of context?
And don’t forget the Synagogues either!
Jam today.
Chaos in June…
Unusual seasonal high tides have flooded vast swatches of Londonistan! The red areas are where the proper and righteous people live! Tories will drown your babies. This is the first plague brought about by Boris.
Pay your TV tax or you too will be flooded!
It is our duty to house and protect poor people seeking asylum in this country, they have to be housed in inner city Lodonistan and Portsmouthistan because the people in these cities are compassionate, although they haven’t been told what is going on. In any case most of these people vote for the left and housing them makes a few people millions and therefore it is good for political donations. Jahbulon.
You are a truly wonderful man your lordship. A couple of illegals need rescuing from the fuzz, can you please fix?
Ken’s Pledge
Give me your poor – who want free money
Your hungry – for benefits
Your tired – of working
Your downtrodden – Is it cos I is lazy
Your homeless – Where’s my fackin free council flat
Your immigrant – Who choses not to work
Your persecuted – Islamists on the run
Your campaigners – Its the Joooz wot is the problem
And big man Ken will give you money and freebies
Will Boris be making sure HM Dogtrack in Walthamstow gets re-opened?
FFS Gweedo there is life outside London you know.
Ken lost get over it!
Ken lost get over it!
I there an echo in here?
Here?
Here?
Here?
Time to build the wall around the inside of the M25.
+1000
Not my country any more.
Fill the M25 with burning tyres and pick them off with rifles if they try to get out.
Like the rest of us, you’ve all headed to the south coast.
Welcome friend. Welcome to (semi) Free Britain.
It’s ‘licence’.
You can spend a fortune trying to educate a congenital moron, all you get is a boastful congenital moron.
I had a problem with trying to train a Spaniard and a chav at work (both women). Absolutely bloody impossible. In the end I went to their boss and the exact words that I used were:
“It’s like trying to educate bloody pork!”
Sorry Mohamed.
The red bit, these are the people who voted kennock right?
Who are these f-in idiots?
کیا تم ہمارے بارے میں بات کر رہے ہیں؟
That’s easy for you to say Ali.
آپ کو ایک ہنسی کر رہے ہیں
Yeah – extra hot sauce mate, please.
Say what you like, but they have impeccable grooming.
You can’t beat a twelve year old scotch.
You mean
وقال انه يعطي لي الكثير من المال أبيض عمل الرجل وانه يدعي حب الله للحصول على أكبر المال ودفع أي ضريبة
I think Ali
The donut’s okay, but the filling is very bitter…
Is their argument now that because Greater London is bigger than the city of London that they’ve had Boris foisted on them? I’m pretty sure with an electorate it runs both ways… the people in Ken, Chelsea and the Greater area have as much a right as any to deny Ken’s rule over them and to give Boris the mandate for a second term of governance over them.
Anyone want to add a graph of unemployment over the top?
Or even crime?
Bet there’s a strong correlation.
That red sliver in Battersea is the same shape as the council blocks full of mainly scumbags.
Or one of them big perspex domes like on the Simpson’s movie
To me as an Ex London resident the Red areas seem to co-respond with the areas that have been ‘culturally enriched’.
Or the ones with more post boxes
Red vote goes in the red box.
‘culturally enriched’.
By that I assume you mean the wonderful pipe dream that is Multiculturalism.
It is worthy of note that the very people who promoted Multiculturalism as the fantastic Socialist paradise we all should aspire to – generally lived in White areas, sent their kids to White private schools, read the White Guardian and tended to work for the White BBC.
Can’t help think there may have been some sort of contradiction here.. anyone help with this one?
Nah, it,s Sally,s “To Do” list,
Went there once when I was young and daft. November 1989. Not proud of the fact (she was pissedwas Miss Iveson, and not very good to be honest – seemed that she liked a bit of rough, me being a poly student and all that). Conservative Collegiate Forum (ex-FCS, before Norman Tebbit disbanded it for being too right wing!) trip to the HoC. Never mentioned it to my then girlfriend of course, so I wasn’t that bloody daft.
Here you go…
http://www.camdendata.info/AddDocuments1/Claimant%20Count%20Unemployment%20map%20LB%20LATEST%20MONTH%20(0.35%20Mb).png
Try again. Previous link not working correctly.
http://www.camdendata.info/AddDocuments1/Forms/DispForm.aspx?ID=398
It does seem to overlap rather spectacularly. Wealth creators v wealth eaters.
That would be *FAKE* wealth creators. It all stems from fractional reserves and printing money out of thin air.
Corrupt scum and and useless leeches, they deserve each other.
I hope all your jam doughnuts turn out looking like Fannies…. Good bye!
Glad to see that my investment in India is starting to pay off
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-18113969
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What’s your after dinner speaking rate?
Hope some-one nicks your handbag luvvie. What a t*rt he is.
Is ‘heckled’ the new felched?
Start with these: http://sickipedia.org/subcategory/view/161
Crouch, touch, pause, engage…
why dont you get your cock out andflop it on the top table you know you want to chris
That looks suspiciously like the 2012 Olympic logo.
Ah that’ll be that place that’s full of traffic , people, noise and pollution then.
I’ve never worked out why people want to live there. Give me trees and open spaces anyday.
Nell, bet you still hanker after the great Turnip boom of 1932
Meds time nell!
That could double as a guide to buying property in London. The red areas will be the ones that are “culturally enriched”.
There is enough truth in this entertaing video for “real economic idiots” to believe in it.
Where did the $0.50 new DM come from? That was the rate before the Euro so no real analysis there then. Since the dollar is in a fall but rising against other major currencies, this is only one of many weaknesses in this argument. Investment gravitates to strong economies so any new DM would be put under pressure as the Swiss Franc was.
When you play poker in the real world you need real money – as well as being able to dance the polka very well.
does that make boris the ‘doughboy’?
Well, it’s pretty obvious that none of the shadow cabinet, or indeed any of the official opposition actually live in the areas marked red other than those who live in their constituency. Now that might be worth a look sometime. Just a thought……
Strange. They seem to have established a corridor along the A10. I’d have thought it would be along the M1 for Luton, Birmingham, Coventry etc etc.
Its the low road from Scotland
I think it must be on the road to Lahore.
Enfield is a bit chavvy and that’s in the red zone
Can we have a map with the results from the wards surrounding Windlesbury Moor?
Saaf London / Surrey readers: see how quickly you can spot New Addington LOL
Now for question two, can you find Dulwich?
Remember me?
No
‘ So my old lags, obliterate the red ‘
We’ll get your boys the recognition they deserve, some day.
In themeantime, might I suggest a small target in Downing Street…
Warsi: Minority of Pakistani men see white girls as “fair game”
Because usually they mostly like to unfairly outnumber the kids?
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Boris thread again. Things must be bad
Labour lost. Get over it.
Enjoy the one term
You too.
SAS – council elections are to elect the otherwise unemployable tw.ats that don’t even have the smarts to become MP’s, and that’s a f.ucking oxymoron.
How’s that whole retard.ED and Balls.up thing going? – Have they found all of Gordon’s mobile phone bits yet? Is that what caused retard.Ed’s seagul sh.it hair?
Tribal tosser.
Seems like the Socialists have poisoned the Thames in the east and the virus is carried by the river.
The blue areas are where all the back garden, and fast track house building programmes will occur….Jolly Good
The red bits will be where all the expensively council-housed Labour voters will be moving to Bradford from.
The red areas are where all the back garden, and fast track house building programmes have already occurred- to wit – Sheds that are in fact houses
Britain’s very own shanty towns. Complete with police no-go areas. How enriching.
Twinned with Bournemouth (Polish Sector), with apologies to Mike Read.
Sometimes a doughnut is just a doughnut.
CAMEROON EATS FISHSTICKS!! THE NATION uS eN pERWLI.
YOU tory trolls all kiss his bum.
WHAT!? WOT!
WIBBLE SCRIBBLE DRIBBLE
VOTe lAYBORE!
A map to show you where not to live?
Indeed. Perfect correlation with unemployment
http://www.camdendata.info/AddDocuments1/Claimant%20Count%20Unemployment%20map%20LB%20LATEST%20MONTH%20%280.35%20Mb%29.png
And, I’m prepared to bet, gun-crime.
now let overlay the areas where the rioters covicted were from any bets that most of them live in the red areas. !!
Sacha Baron Cohen is an arrogant r a c i s t slob
Don’t pick on Cousin Sacha– he’s “special.”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Baron-Cohen
Guido site in Full
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You really do need to get over Labour losing in London.
LOL
The Country my dear boy The Country..No one outside of London cares about the Mayor contest ..whether Ken or Boris. The irony is, if Ken had won, you could have ended Dave, so now you are stuck with him.
Boris is just a small victory for one man whom himself distances himself from Dave. I have got over Boris’ narrow victory, but it isnt that big a deal, he cant lower taxes, and he likely to do very little over the coming 4 years…so ho hum
The country? But you lost that back in 2010.
And Cameron won it?
They’re all utter c’unts.
Boris’s narrow victory was the same % as your new hero, Hollande’s.
Did the super socialist only win a tiny little, unrepresentative victory over the horrid Sarky?
Yes, that’s right – like the coalition. Could only form a government by combining their wins – but LieBore couldn’t form faecal shapes with their losses, so your pointless, rambling point is…..?
Don’t let me detain you, and close the door as you go.
I am as vacuous as a labour policy document.
Not quite. At least this one’s got writing on it.
Islington has become one of the most desirable places to live in London, reflected by the number of housing developments announced in late 2011 and early 2012 at prices considerably higher than those achieved in comparable west London districts such as Chelsea and Notting Hill, and the highest recorded growth in house prices anywhere in London.
Pass the champagne! This trendy metro liberalism recycling-vegetableism is finally paying off.
But it’s still only £100 on the Monoploy board.
Kings Cross = going muslim
Camden = going muslim
Islington = next door
Let’s see how many of the trendies stick around once their coffee bars start turning into mosques. It will be a test of their commitment to multiculturalism.
OK we get it BORIS
errrrr isnt he the bloke who also cannot stand Dave and anything Dave stands for…Oh Dear
You’re starting to sound whiny.
Starting???
SAS SNOT!!
The whiniest horse in the paddock
Look wash the sheets and dry them before Mum gets home she’ll not know then.
Put them on a 90C wash or they will still stink of piss
I want one.
Got one, but I suffer happily
Education not subjugation – read it all … before throwing a tantrum
http://www.spuc.org.uk
Well you can now see where the minority of stupid people live.
I see the Tories won (half) of the Isle of Dogs. Interesting that it is their only presence in the whole of East London.
nice of the lefties to round themselves up like that. makes things a little … easier
kettled even
I was thinking noose.
Rope and lamp posts anyone?
The richer you are…the more likely you vote Tory….
We all knew that.
The blood approaching the Tiber. Just as I warned all you PC liberal fools.
”The Boris Doughnut”
Yea,a right fucking doughnut
and this map is surprising because??….
Bojo hasn’t done bad considering the entrenched Labour support…electable even.
Could someone explain why BJ only won by 83000 votes please?
This graphic appear to suggest only the underclass and a few smug media cun’ts voted for Livingtsones
Quick way to avoid living in a shithole. Just avoid the red.