May 18th, 2012

Mehdi Hasan is “The Commentator”


  1. 1
    Jethro Q Walrus-Titty says:

    Yes this is what the Mahdi chap needs-a one way ticket to Iran to see his boss Ahmadinejad

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    Mr Cattle says:

    Can I just say that Hasan is the most obnoxious, punchable little sh!t ever? Yeah? Cheers.

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    Anonymous says:

    what a twat

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

    I’m one of the glitterati, the cognoscenti, the knowing.
    I’m a charm, a wit, erudite, sophisticated, handsome, intelligent, debonair ……… (ad naseum)

    Anyway thats enough about me, lets talk about you….

    What do you think about me?

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    The Competition says:

    WTF was that all about ?

    Was the Hassan verbiage purposely silenced or was it a
    ” video clip malfunction ” ! ??

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    HM Her Majesty says:

    I had no idea that Mr Hassan was so important. Do you not think we should be offering him his own barge for the Royal jubill procession? Or renaming the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square after him? How about putting up a plaque in his honour somewhere appropriate? There are a number of cells in Belmarsh which have not been named yet. I would not mind cutting a ribbon on one of those for him, if he can fit me in.

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    Mehdi Hasan says:

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    Prince Philip says:

    Didn’t he win Britain’s Got Talent?

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    Anonymous says:

    As Greece was occupied during the Crimean and Cold wars, we must displace the current residents with Albanians (Kosovar Style) to keep them from giving the soviets access tot he straits.

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    Loungelizard says:

    Whilst The Punchometer does swing noticeably in his direction there are plenty of others on the left who are far more deserving.

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    Merkel 8 Series says:

    He looks a thoroughly nasty piece of work!!

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    Disgusted of Neasden says:

    FYI, The limo / jet stuff was taken from BBC This Week program last night.

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    Rat's arse says:

    He IS a nasty piece of work.

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    jgm2 says:

    Moonbat wouldn’t have dared been seen near a private jet given that he is the Archbishop of Climate Change in the UK. Unless it was Pope Al Gore’s private jet. In which case that would be acceptable.

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    jgm2 says:

    He looks like a caricature Islamic baddie of the sort you’d see in a Die Hard film.

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    Steve lloyd. says:

    You didn’t get any of my money, you f*cking **** parasite.

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    I hate the fucking bbc says:


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    Mehdi Hasan is a racist says:

    Does Hasan still refer to white people as ‘dirty’ when he thinks no one is listening.

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    Marmite says:

    Is he related to Fatbutt by any chance? She doesn’t mind living in this country, taking everything she can, and then sl*gging us off every two minutes. If w.h.i..t.e.s are, wha.t in G*d’s name do you call the l.ot?

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    Merkel 8 Series says:

    Mmm, I’m not often wrong, not seen the chap before but he looks a wrong’un.

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    bloke says:

    This bloke’s obviously doing something right if he’s winding you bunch of hilarious right-wing caricatures up!

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    Merkel 8 Series says:

    Wow, it gets worse, been reading up on him and he says this sort of stuff:

    “We know that keeping the moral high-ground is key. Once we lose the moral high-ground we are no different from the rest of the non-Muslims; from the rest of those human beings who live their lives as animals, bending any rule to fulfil any desire.”

    Sickening stuff! from a bit of a sickie! surely more than a touch dangerous, should he not be locked up for that sort insult to non-Muslims!

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    Grim says:

    Not so much “right-” wing as Izzy-wing.

  24. 24
    The Public says:

    Politics don’t come into it other than we just know a legend in his own lifetime champagne socialist when we see one

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    Merkel 8 Series says:

    ANIMALS apparently, I will re-post the quote from above:


    “We know that keeping the moral high-ground is key. Once we lose the moral high-ground we are no different from the rest of the non-Muslims; from the rest of those human beings who live their lives as animals, bending any rule to fulfil any desire.”

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    Nom Dom Nom says:

    He will be buying a place in Tuscany next

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    Scottie says:

    My twat radar cannae take any more Captain

  28. 28
    Proud Kafir says:

    Doesn’t half of the @r@b world live like animals?

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Mendi Hassan – No 1 British Traitor

    This guy is truely disgusting – seeing him on national TV is a truely disgraceful act.

    The bastard should be deported to his beloved Iran. Go and live over there you twat if its so bad for you over here.

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    I have a dream!
    I have a dream that one day little Muslim children, little Christian Children and little J.ewish children, will be free to practice their religion uncontested, in private. But they and their parents will be prosecuted if they use their religion as an excuse, weapon or justification for anything. The law of the country you live in IS the law – Sharia is not the law of man, but of ignorant backward savages and misogynists.

    Tolerance of religion is the route of all evil. I’ll say that again: Tolerance of religion is the route of all evil.

    Religion should be like sex in the eyes of the law… what you do, in the privacy of your own home and is both consensual and between adults is up to you – the minute you try doing it in public, it’s a public order offence. Any description of people as “cattle” or “animals” because they do not want to watch you either fornicate or preach in public will be treated as a hate crime.

    If you don’t like these laws on religion, if they offend you, you have rights. You have the right to go to live in a country that allows such backward thinking – so go there or shut up. But you won’t will you Mehdi, because you are a whore – taking the money, living the life. Power without responsibility.

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    El Sid says:

    He always seems to get the BBC to lay on the toys. I seem to remember that last time he was on TW he was swanning round Westminster in a limo – or was that someone else?

    Thought it was funny that he obviously wanted to film inside the jet, and someone had clearly said no….

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    …said the right-on socialist, from his top of the range Bellend and Tosser ultra slim carbon fibre laptop. He took a sip from his chilled glass of Bolly and pitied the Tory supporters and their tribal hatred of the working class, their privileged jobs and soft hands, never roughened by honest work.

    “When is the headline due by, Bloke?”

    “It’s ready now. It was born ready like me” said Bloke – the Gruniad newsroom burst into applause. He Was the man – he was at the top of his game.

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    Terrible But True says:

    Blimey, at this rate they may have to dust off Prescott for a few weeks ‘guest experting’ on the Breakfast and Newsnight sofas until it’s safe to wheel him out again.

    I’d give it a few weeks (if Prescott, add five minutes and strike a match)

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    Sheik Yerbouti says:

    And the other half likes live animals.

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    Anonymous says:

    But not a twunt,like the majority of contributors on this site eh?

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    joescotus says:

    iranian ? thought medi was your typical hamilton acci on the make

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    joescotus says:

    is that it?

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Too many worthy oriental gentlemen in positions of (some) influence in this country.

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    How can he be British with a name like that? He may have a UK passport, but that doesn’t make him British.
    (A pig born in a stable is not necessarily a horse)

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:


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    Funambulist says:

    I didn’t know Rochdale airport was so big and impressive.

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    Right Wing Caricature says:

    Really? That is an inane comment from a prize twat.

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    One of the Ummah says:

    This guy is haram. A demagogue of the highest order. He does not represent anything but his own self inflated ego.

    He probably calls out his own name when climaxing.

    He only mentions Iran becaus he thinks it’s trendy in his circle of faux friends.
    I could swear but that would be bad.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    According to Medhi, the majority of us in the UK are animal-like kuffars.

  45. 45
    just asking says:

    Love to know his opinion of the Rochdale Muslim paedophile rapists.

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    PC clitoris says:

    it’s finaly happened I knew it would.See the British chauffer driving this dick around I always said in this country the Brits would end up on each street corner serving tea to the indians in my lifetime.

  47. 47
    One of the Ummah says:

    He isn’t indian, he was grown in agar jelly in a culture dish.

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    The Grim Reaper says:

    I think a number of well-known Left Wing shrills are in the pay of Iran, just as several well known Labour Party, Trade Union and CND activists were in the pay of the Soviet Union during the 1960s-80s, as recently opened KGB files have confirmed.

    The Left hate this country and the people who live in it.

  49. 49
    A psychiatrist says:

    Take your Mehdi San before we all go Hasan and then Stagger Off……

  50. 50
    President Hollandaise says:

    Spend. Spend. Spend.

    My hero is Gordon Brown and the Age of Austerity is Over!

    Euro Army, 100% State Intervention, 1 million% increase in pensions, no French person ever having to work ever again………

    All paid for by those perfidious Anglo Saxons in BritLand!!

    Aren’t I the saucy one, moi!

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    Alan B'Stard, the REAL New Statesman says:

    Now listen here you funny little twerp. Aren’t you the sole reason that that utter tripe – The Staggers – is experiencing a right royal drop in readership. Not that lefties can read, having spent years in those ghastly comprehensives.

    That’s why all those Labour MPs are sending their brats to proper fee paying schools…so that the sprogs can read the news out loud to them…….

    Memo to PA

    After our bonking session at Portcullis House, check out if this chap knows that Owen Jones child star. I think we should be told.

  52. 52

    Snapkicking to the head still illegal in the UK then?

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    BANQO says:




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    Duty pedant on overtime says:

    Mehdi, Indeed you may be all of those adjectives you so happily scatter about, but you still can’t spell ad nauseAm properly you pontificating pompous $%#@^**%.

    So there.

  57. 57
    Duty pedant again - busy in here today says:

    “sigh”: it’s “licence” thickhead. Are you supposed to be a journalist or something?

  58. 58
    Pool cleaner says:

    Fazackerly mate.

  59. 59
    Pool cleaner says:

    I thought ‘worthy’ was actually ‘wily’. Ah well.

  60. 60
    Big Chief Standing Cow says:

    Ed!! Where’s my tea?

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    ranter says:

    I’ve never heard of the c.unt before but I know that after watching that clip i don’y like him!

  62. 62
    shooty* says:

    I’m sorry, but you don’t have a choice. Harriet Harman made it compulsory not just to like him, but to emulate him and agree with everything he says. Failing to do so marks you out as a bigot, non-progressive and a dangerous throw back to pre-multicultural heavenly times.

    Seriously, did you not get the memo? Innit?

  63. 63
    bob says:

    Hasan may be annoying, but the wannabe hacks at the NeoCon-mentator are more annoying. (Neo-Guido excepted. He’s great.)

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    Marion the cat says:

    My thoughts exactly, wtf is he here for, he plainly doesn’t like the UK. Best suggestion is ‘Piss off to a place where your name doesn’t spell trouble’.

  65. 65
    Marion the cat says:

    Don’t be fooled by the smiling face – he meant every f***ing word, the c**t.

  66. 66
    Marion the cat says:

    Sorry that, unlike you, I can’t be calm about some bastard living in my country and slagging off my countrymen. Our problem is that too many are calm about it, usually when they live in places yet to be infested.

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    Anonymous says:

    Saw The Dictator last night at The Showcase, Nantgarw. Not a patch on Borat, or Ali G, but some really funny moments interpersed between the daftness. In particular, the shaving/decapitating of the dead black dude was a good ‘un.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    I wish I’d written that.
    Antway, why’s he off to the Huff Post ?
    Isn’t that meant to be liberal, certainly not islamofascistic ?

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    Supporter of no Party says:

    He winds me up because he’s a creep who has has done as much as anyone to make “Left wing” a term of well merited abuse.
    The Staggers is total crap & full of multicultural, anti British piffle written by assorted wealthy & privileged “voices of the people/a generation/the dispossessed” ad nauseum.
    I’m no Right winger, but he & his sort make me want to puke.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Which province is Agar Jelli in?

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