May 12th, 2012


16 Comments

  1. 1
    Twat watch says:

    Not the fact you were a thief?

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      Mike Litorus says:

      I hope the fat cow loses every penny she has and ends up eating roadkill to survive. Face it, she will never make it on the game…

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        Lord Kinnock of Wind-Baggery! says:

        Come on she’s worth a tenner up against the back wall of the Munter’s Arms after last orders!

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    Dead man found under a tree says:

    Or very fat and stupid and a liar?

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  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Jacqui five bellies couldn’t even pay for an 87p bathplug ffs. Grasping, thieving bwitch.

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    couldn’t even put her hand in her purse to pay 87p for a bath plug……….th*eving peeg! Sorry for the spelling, but I’ve been modded, so this is my second go!

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    Allan D says:

    O yes. Not me, guv. It was the “Daily Mail’s” fault. I’m sure there are a lot of inmates in Pentonville who will claim that they are banged up because the judge was worried about getting his name in the “Mail” for being soft on criminals. Just like any old lag, no remorse, no repentance, everyone else’s fault but hers. “We forgot it was the taxpayers’ money.” Too right, no wonder she was so keen on Gordon Brown. Could be the epitaph for New Labour.

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    llamper says:

    “…we sort of forgot we were spending taxpayers’ money…” – that in one soundbite from Jacqui Smith explains EVERYTHING that happened when Labour were in power.

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    Justice Fingers says:

    Is she a scouser?

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  8. 9
    Les says:

    How the hell did this woman become a member of parliament? She has skin thicker than an elephant and most of it is stuck between her stupid fucking ears.

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  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    She looks through that magic mirror that all the ugly Leiber s0ws use.

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    Citizens Advice says:

    The wife went out the other night and I was sat there all alone. So I switched on the sky box and jacked off so much to some PAYG porn on babe station that I blacked out although it may have been the latex suit and nipple clamps that caused the blackout. Anyway now sky are threatening me with legal action if I don’t pay for the 2 movies I watched.
    Now AFAIK the ‘government’ pay for porn movies so where do I stand?

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    50 Calibre says:

    She was found against for being a lying thief. She got off light. If a member of the public had stolen one tenth of the amount the fat cow stole, time would have to be served and the money paid back.

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