May 12th, 2012

Jacqui Smith on why John Lyons found against her over expenses…

“..he was concerned about what all the blogs said…”


16 Comments

  1. 1
    Twat watch says:

    Not the fact you were a thief?

    • 14
      Mike Litorus says:

      I hope the fat cow loses every penny she has and ends up eating roadkill to survive. Face it, she will never make it on the game…

      • 16
        Lord Kinnock of Wind-Baggery! says:

        Come on she’s worth a tenner up against the back wall of the Munter’s Arms after last orders!

  2. 2
    Dead man found under a tree says:

    Or very fat and stupid and a liar?

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Jacqui five bellies couldn’t even pay for an 87p bathplug ffs. Grasping, thieving bwitch.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    couldn’t even put her hand in her purse to pay 87p for a bath plug……….th*eving peeg! Sorry for the spelling, but I’ve been modded, so this is my second go!

  5. 5
    Allan D says:

    O yes. Not me, guv. It was the “Daily Mail’s” fault. I’m sure there are a lot of inmates in Pentonville who will claim that they are banged up because the judge was worried about getting his name in the “Mail” for being soft on criminals. Just like any old lag, no remorse, no repentance, everyone else’s fault but hers. “We forgot it was the taxpayers’ money.” Too right, no wonder she was so keen on Gordon Brown. Could be the epitaph for New Labour.

  6. 6
    llamper says:

    “…we sort of forgot we were spending taxpayers’ money…” – that in one soundbite from Jacqui Smith explains EVERYTHING that happened when Labour were in power.

  7. 8
    Justice Fingers says:

    Is she a scouser?

  8. 9
    Les says:

    How the hell did this woman become a member of parliament? She has skin thicker than an elephant and most of it is stuck between her stupid fucking ears.

  9. 10
    Anonymous says:

    She looks through that magic mirror that all the ugly Leiber s0ws use.

  10. 13
    Citizens Advice says:

    The wife went out the other night and I was sat there all alone. So I switched on the sky box and jacked off so much to some PAYG porn on babe station that I blacked out although it may have been the latex suit and nipple clamps that caused the blackout. Anyway now sky are threatening me with legal action if I don’t pay for the 2 movies I watched.
    Now AFAIK the ‘government’ pay for porn movies so where do I stand?

  11. 15
    50 Calibre says:

    She was found against for being a lying thief. She got off light. If a member of the public had stolen one tenth of the amount the fat cow stole, time would have to be served and the money paid back.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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