Guido’s can’t help but notice Rebekah Brooks has gone for the classic Salem Show Trial chic for her turn on the stand…
UPDATE:
Brooks #Leveson: [my wife's interpretation of her Puritan-style garb - calculatedly unfashionable to imply vulnerability, innocence & truth]—
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Will execs from the Mirror be put before the show trial, er, I mean enquiry as they have had more complaints than anyone else?
Need you ask?
I feel sorry for that poor kid she’s just adopted.
cos mummy’s goin’ dooowwwwwnnnnnnn!
what a powerfully erotic thought!
Why did Murdocracy have a soft spot for Brooks?? Its interesting how Women can get themselves into high flying positions.
A woman’s place is underneath.
Sheer hard work,exemplary professional knowledge and a high degree of effective intelligence helps – a large, firm bosom and legs up to the armpits help as well.
It’s the curly hair.
Rebecca is fantastic.
Limp dicked semi latent homosexuals like you are always threatened by powerful women.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Brooks should be next Prime Minster as she sounds exactly like the Lying Political Class, Would fit in very well, maybe a position in the house of Lords once she gets out of JAIL.
Why not just turn Westminster Palace into a high-security gaol? It’ll save time and money in the long run.
“Burn her!!”
No need for kindling with that mop of frizzy stuff.
Does she float?
Not if she’s strapped into the ducking chair manned by the slightly built Mr Watson,
She’s a witch! She turned Murdoch into a mute. (Or was that newt?)
Shades of McCarthy all over the place. Egged on by the BBC
Got a feeling will be simliar to Coulson yesterday.
Witch Brooks will turn up at Levenson?
I wish they’d get to the point!
Jeeezus. She is not what you would call ‘conventionally attractive’ is she?
She’s not even what one might term unconventionally ‘attractive’! The REALLY odd thing is that she obviously thinks she’s a stunner.
The Word you are looking for is, “Striking”. Covers everybody from a Page 3 Stunna to the Eagles sisters and Dame Widdicome.
9 pint maybe
I hate her because she’s such a beauty. Strange men she doesn’t know stop her in the street and give her things.
Reblogged this on Cbmilne33′s Blog.
Brilliant
Brooks/Dave SMS Bingo cards ….
http://bit.ly/KULNt4
*Disclaimer:
in the unlikely event that anything on the cards
turns out to be right should you assume any
prior leak from a core participant, and anyone
using these cards as a drinking game has only
themselves to blame for any pre-lunch
hangover that occurs.
Better than any of his other ads.
Lee Grasper’s plastic surgery worked out well, didn’t it?
‘Ere ain’t she that one off Twilight??? OMG Taylor Lautner is soooooo FIT!!!!! LOL!!!!
Has she stuck her head up one of Brooksy’s or the Mets horses arse, I though she was a ginger minger
Do the collar and cuffs match?
Reba Macintyre oops sorry Rebekah Brooks claimed today that here hair was not red, it was merely an attitude
I hope Leveson is wearing a peg on his nose, I have stood near enough to the ginger one and I have to tell you now, it is not at all pleasant!
Peg on his nose ? Did he vote for Lyingstone ?
1039:
She admits becoming friendly with Mr Blair after she became Sun editor – but there were no texts or emails because he did not have a phone or computer, she says.
I wonder why Bliar didn’t have a phone or computer?
Constantly lending them to the bloke next door while his were away being repaired, at a guess.
Quite.
Tony – unlike dopey Dave – was far from stupid.
He used mine.
Probably would, wouldn’t be high fiving my chums but probably would.
Did cameron shag her?? hurry up we want to know!!! And what about the all night orgies in Chipping Norton, those libidinous sessions of totally free expression during which government policy was manufactured – how many? how often? did he cum???
Dave only opened up a back channel.
Well I always organise the brass and plenty of ‘em.
The only people who care about this farce are those who don’t need to worry where the money for their next gas bill is coming from.
Politicians and journos have been screwing each other over since the year dot if there was advantage to be gained. It’s not news.
Maybe, but many want Replicant Dave to fall which is why the knitting circle is assembled. Just in case
Knight one – Pearl one – then altogether
She’s coming across rather well.
This soap opera has reached the stage where I’m beginning to sympathise with the underdogs – those who have fallen from grace and are now reviled by those who used to fawn over them.
Sorry to be ungallant, but really I wouldn’t.
Becoming increasingly clear that it was New Labour who politically corrupted The Sun and other media. Before Blair there was much less collaboration/influence between the media and politicians.
But don’t expect the BBC to mention that.
you really are getting funnier by the minute
John 1, 6.
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
2 The same was in the beginning with God.
3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
6 ¶ There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
I’m must reluctantly observe that Mrs Brooks is handling herself surprisingly well against the rather creepy Leveson QC. Dignified, with hints of good humour. He’s not cracking her at all.
but he hasn’t used his baseball bat yet
Any woman with looks like that has to get used to handling herself well.
Smoking gun my arse
that’s a repulsive image you’ve conjured up, is it homophobic?
I see the “Seen Elsewhere” item has been amended from 2 Trillion to 2 Brillion.
That’s all right then.
I love the stenographer next to Jay.
Every now and then she smiles a knowing smile.
Jay is such an obvious lefty, they may as well dispense with his questioning and just put her on a ducking stool. If she drowns etc etc…. you know the rest. Also why was Jay allowed to say we better not say what word Mandelson used? This is meant to be a court of law Jay FFS, swear words (and, you know, the TRUTH) can be recounted in evidence. It would be revealing about the man’s character and the venom he had towards her and NI.
Jay = Guardian pin-up.
Now we can get Diane Abbott to play Tituba, and Sam and Dave to play Good Wife and Good Man Proctor.
The Salem witches were liars who hanged many with their lies.