May 11th, 2012

Guido Fashion: Brooks at Leveson Edition

Guido’s can’t help but notice Rebekah Brooks has gone for the classic Salem Show Trial chic for her turn on the stand…



  1. 1
    Raving Loon says:

    Will execs from the Mirror be put before the show trial, er, I mean enquiry as they have had more complaints than anyone else?

  2. 2
    YorkshireLad says:

    “Burn her!!”

  3. 3
    Jay says:

    Got a feeling will be simliar to Coulson yesterday.

  4. 4
    Boy Scout says:

    No need for kindling with that mop of frizzy stuff.

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Witch Brooks will turn up at Levenson?

  6. 6
    The lumpen proletariat says:

    I wish they’d get to the point!

  7. 7
    jgm2 says:

    Jeeezus. She is not what you would call ‘conventionally attractive’ is she?

  8. 8
  9. 9
    Brass Eye says:

    Brilliant :)

    Brooks/Dave SMS Bingo cards ….

    in the unlikely event that anything on the cards
    turns out to be right should you assume any
    prior leak from a core participant, and anyone
    using these cards as a drinking game has only
    themselves to blame for any pre-lunch
    hangover that occurs.

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:

    Need you ask?

  11. 11
    Rage Against the Politcal Elite says:

    Brooks should be next Prime Minster as she sounds exactly like the Lying Political Class, Would fit in very well, maybe a position in the house of Lords once she gets out of JAIL.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

  13. 13
    fruitcake says:

    Does she float?

  14. 14
    jgm2 says:

    Better than any of his other ads.

  15. 15
    Chardonnay Chavtastic says:

    ‘Ere ain’t she that one off Twilight??? OMG Taylor Lautner is soooooo FIT!!!!! LOL!!!!

  16. 16
    Wok Gon says:

    Has she stuck her head up one of Brooksy’s or the Mets horses arse, I though she was a ginger minger

  17. 17
    Johnny says says:

    Do the collar and cuffs match?

  18. 18
    Esther Rant-zen says:

    I feel sorry for that poor kid she’s just adopted.

    cos mummy’s goin’ dooowwwwwnnnnnnn!

  19. 19
    BBC says:


  20. 20
    Sack Vichy Dave - Elect A Conservative says:

    what a powerfully erotic thought!

  21. 21
    Rage Against the Politcal Elite says:

    Why did Murdocracy have a soft spot for Brooks?? Its interesting how Women can get themselves into high flying positions.

  22. 22
    Stuart Hall says:

    Not if she’s strapped into the ducking chair manned by the slightly built Mr Watson,

  23. 23
    No Name No Pat Drill says:

    Reba Macintyre oops sorry Rebekah Brooks claimed today that here hair was not red, it was merely an attitude

  24. 24
    Olfactorally Sharp says:

    I hope Leveson is wearing a peg on his nose, I have stood near enough to the ginger one and I have to tell you now, it is not at all pleasant!

  25. 25
    Quisling says:


    She admits becoming friendly with Mr Blair after she became Sun editor – but there were no texts or emails because he did not have a phone or computer, she says.

    I wonder why Bliar didn’t have a phone or computer?

  26. 26
    Dick the Prick says:

    Probably would, wouldn’t be high fiving my chums but probably would.

  27. 27
    man in the Street wot reads the Sun says:

    Did cameron shag her?? hurry up we want to know!!! And what about the all night orgies in Chipping Norton, those libidinous sessions of totally free expression during which government policy was manufactured – how many? how often? did he cum???

  28. 28
    Cressida's Dick says:

    The only people who care about this farce are those who don’t need to worry where the money for their next gas bill is coming from.

    Politicians and journos have been screwing each other over since the year dot if there was advantage to be gained. It’s not news.

  29. 29
    Ian E says:

    She’s not even what one might term unconventionally ‘attractive’! The REALLY odd thing is that she obviously thinks she’s a stunner.

  30. 30
    Tom Fatson says:

    Peg on his nose ? Did he vote for Lyingstone ?

  31. 31
    Member of the public says:

    Maybe, but many want Replicant Dave to fall which is why the knitting circle is assembled. Just in case

  32. 32

    Why not just turn Westminster Palace into a high-security gaol? It’ll save time and money in the long run.

  33. 33
    She's foxy says:

    She’s coming across rather well.

    This soap opera has reached the stage where I’m beginning to sympathise with the underdogs – those who have fallen from grace and are now reviled by those who used to fawn over them.

  34. 34

    The Word you are looking for is, “Striking”. Covers everybody from a Page 3 Stunna to the Eagles sisters and Dame Widdicome.

  35. 35
    So?? says:

    Knight one – Pearl one – then altogether

  36. 36

    Constantly lending them to the bloke next door while his were away being repaired, at a guess.

  37. 37
    Choosy says:

    Sorry to be ungallant, but really I wouldn’t.

  38. 38
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    A woman’s place is underneath.

  39. 39
    UKIPMAN says:

    Becoming increasingly clear that it was New Labour who politically corrupted The Sun and other media. Before Blair there was much less collaboration/influence between the media and politicians.

    But don’t expect the BBC to mention that.

  40. 40
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    9 pint maybe

  41. 41
    The Golem says:


  42. 42
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    Tony – unlike dopey Dave – was far from stupid.

  43. 43
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    Dave only opened up a back channel.

  44. 44
    anonymous says:

    you really are getting funnier by the minute

  45. 45

    Sheer hard work,exemplary professional knowledge and a high degree of effective intelligence helps – a large, firm bosom and legs up to the armpits help as well.

  46. 46
  47. 47
    Airey Belvoir says:

    I’m must reluctantly observe that Mrs Brooks is handling herself surprisingly well against the rather creepy Leveson QC. Dignified, with hints of good humour. He’s not cracking her at all.

  48. 48
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Lee Grasper’s plastic surgery worked out well, didn’t it?

  49. 49
    I fucking hate the bbc says:

    Smoking gun my arse

  50. 50
    Ed Moribund says:

    He used mine.

  51. 51
    Sophie says:

    Rebecca is fantastic.

    Limp dicked semi latent homosexuals like you are always threatened by powerful women.

  52. 52
    David "Fishy Fingers" Ross says:

    Well I always organise the brass and plenty of ‘em.

  53. 53
    Court Orderly says:

    but he hasn’t used his baseball bat yet

  54. 54
    Guardian sub-editor at work says:

    I see the “Seen Elsewhere” item has been amended from 2 Trillion to 2 Brillion.

    That’s all right then.

  55. 55
    Uh? says:

    1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

    2 The same was in the beginning with God.

    3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.

    4 In him was life; and the life was the light of men.

    5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

    6 ¶ There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.

  56. 56
    fruitcake says:

    that’s a repulsive image you’ve conjured up, is it homophobic?

  57. 57
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    Any woman with looks like that has to get used to handling herself well.

  58. 58
    R.A.P.E. says:

    It’s the curly hair.

  59. 59
    Fuck 'em All says:

    Shades of McCarthy all over the place. Egged on by the BBC

  60. 60
    su says:

    I love the stenographer next to Jay.
    Every now and then she smiles a knowing smile.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Jay is such an obvious lefty, they may as well dispense with his questioning and just put her on a ducking stool. If she drowns etc etc…. you know the rest. Also why was Jay allowed to say we better not say what word Mandelson used? This is meant to be a court of law Jay FFS, swear words (and, you know, the TRUTH) can be recounted in evidence. It would be revealing about the man’s character and the venom he had towards her and NI.

  62. 62
    Samantha Brick says:

    I hate her because she’s such a beauty. Strange men she doesn’t know stop her in the street and give her things.

  63. 63
    Roger The lodger says:

    She’s a witch! She turned Murdoch into a mute. (Or was that newt?)

  64. 64
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Jay = Guardian pin-up.

  65. 65
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Crucible Casting Service says:

    Now we can get Diane Abbott to play Tituba, and Sam and Dave to play Good Wife and Good Man Proctor.

  66. 66
    Wan Gok says:

    The Salem witches were liars who hanged many with their lies.

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