The Queen Speaks
Given that it was Elliot and Hanning’s last tome on Dave that revealed how a mysterious call from Buckingham Palace had helped him get a foot in the door at Conservative Central Office, you don’t need much salt with their latest suggestion that Palace officials had warned the then Leader of the Opposition about employing Andy Coulson in Downing Street. Given he was the editor at the time William was hacked by Clive Goodman, it’s not hard to see why the were concerned…
With convenient timing their new book serialised in this morning’s Times also gives the first inkling as to how cringeworthy Dave’s texts to Brooks are going to be when they are revealed at Leveson. Allegedly texting her after the story had blown up last summer, “Charlie Brooks told friends” that Cameron said to “keep her head up and she’d get through her difficulties.” Hardly a killer blow, but red faces all round…
Oliver Letwin’s quote looks like the first attempt at a fightback: “If you are on the same side as her, you have to see her every week. This was how it worked.” Probably true, but unlike with Blair and Brown, Dave has a paper trail…
we wanna hear it from the horse’s mouth
thereby will hang a tail
The horse or the Donkey?
This surely is a non story. I delete almost all my texts as soon as I’ve read them. Is there some Big Brother organisation which stores all texts ever sent?
Yes
That’s how Handycock’s ‘sexy texts’ found their way into the Sunday papers.
Why do you think the Tory’s got hammered at the polls recently.
Cameron refuses to answer PMQ’s and rages like a psycho instead. He says the govt will concentrate on growth without giving a single solid detail or policy on how he’ll achieve this, thinking the public will fail to notice that there hasn’t been any growth in 2 years.
He gets himself embroiled in all sorts of innapropriate nonsense like this and thinks the public won’t notice providing he addresses the workforce of an Essex factory sans jacket.
He’s all buzzwords and image. Prime ministerial he aint.
Well I never, how naive of me, BB rules.
How do you think an SMS gets from one phone to another?
The data goes through all sorts of computer systems.
Oh Shit!
Two thirds of all sms texts stored must be of Ashley Cole’s knob then.
“it’s not hard to see why the were concerned…!
They H@rry, they.
Nice side-show, now how about the government and Bank of England deliberately wrecking the UK economy so crooked bankers and crooked politicians can buy up taxpayer and private assets on the cheap?
Did you forget to take your pills again, you silly-billy, you?
not important I’m afraid
the big story is muslims and some people’s hatred of them
and tits of course, plenty of them here
And finally, in other news today a dog rides his owner’s skateboard and a paedophile gang of irrelevant ethnicity have been found guilty of systematically abusing vulnerable, young, white girls. But it’s oop north and the girls were white slags anyway so just lie back and bask in the enriching rays of cultural diversity.
For some reason, politicians turn to bankers rather than economists to tell them what to do about the economy. They made the same mistake in the first Great Depression. At best, bankers know about banking and will act in the interests of the banking sector. They know a bit about economics, but the same could be said of football club managers – both need to know something about economics as it affects their business. Admittedly, econonmists themselves tend only to be able to tell you what to do about the crisis of 1873 but they have more idea than bankers and, importantly, they are less partial. The theory seems to be that, because bankers handle large sums of money, they have some good monetary magic about them, which is rather like assuming that the CEO of Thames Water will know how to unblock your drain.
Well said Bill
Are you suggesting that her Maj could soon acheive core participant status at Leveson?????
Give Mohamed Al-Fayed core particpant status, this may go back further than you think
Fugging hell, yes!
We should have just arranged for Coulson to take a ride into a Paris tunnel.
I would not have gone into a tunnel M’aam. No cell reception
Foil hat alert!! Try googleing “Occam’s razor” – then try:
http://www.american-buddha.com/somedrugskillbyheart.htm
So much easier to do it this way – no hugely complicated scenario, no collateral damange, much easier to smmer (illicit drug use, heart problems brought on by years of bulimia).
Do keep up – the spooky ones are:
A) Leakier than that – someone would have blabbed for personal gain- or to get out of a sports bag.
B) Cleverer than a bungled car crash, that would have been survived if seatbelts had been used.
Not smmer – smear!
Now you tell me!
Bit late now telling me this
Shhhh!
Andy may experience a warm cell reception presently. “Wassup, I’m Leroy an these ones is me homies….”
On second thoughts, if “a mysterious call from Buckingham Palace had helped him, [Dave] get a foot in the door at Conservative Central Office” I must assume that the call can be traced back to Prince Philip- Phil the Greek.
Renowned for making gaffes this could be his greatest, though the question should also be asked was it a gaffe or vendetta against the conservative party. The guy has always had a twisted sense of humour and disliked any born with a silver spoon in their mouths.
And people think just the dirty digger Murdoch has issues giving or removing support from those around him.
Hello
Goodbye
These 9 decent men from Rochdale are political prisoners and victims of a zionist conspiracy! Death to the West!
Priti Patel on bbc news now. Yes please.
Free the Rochdale Nine! It’s all a z ion ist conspiracy!
George it will be far more than 9 once this story has run, and wont just be Rochdale
It is holy to nonce children! Our beloved prophet did it to a 9 year old. Allah loves devout peedos!
Deflated pedaloes?
Remember, they’re all Asian, not specifically Afghans or Pakistanis, and certainly not Muslims, because this is definately not about race or Islam.
Denizens is the correct term to use
“Sick perverts who should be executed” is the right term to use.
And isn’t funny, that despite being British citizens, they all had interpretors in court with them. – Item of data from the BBC.
And if we belive the police it was’nt because they thought white children were worthless
But not a single child of any other colour? If it walks like a racist, quacks like a racist and abuses children like a racist – it must be a misunderstood minority group in this “excuse a Huhne” society? When are the police, BBC and Gruniad going to merge to form one mega-company, called, say, Bullshit The Sheep Plc. ? Or Hackers ‘R’ Us?
Since mcpherson defined a racist incident as any incident perceived to be such by anyone,I and many others perceive this to be racist ( for very good reasons) and demand the Police treat it as such.
Clearly not if the CPS and the Chief Constable, say it is not. Or did they take their que from the Labour Home Office or Communities Minister the then Hazel Blears.
The judge said they were targeted because they were not of (their community or religion). I suggest that the judge is inclined to call this racist, but cannot because of the CPS decision.
I’m afraid that the Guardian is tying itself in knots over this story and , very properly, is getting it in the neck in the comments as a result.
Multiculturalism is the only way I’m afraid
Sent from my iPad (the black one not the white one)
If they’d tried this with young muslim girls, their headless bodies would be in the canal (and probably those of their families too).
I suspect you mean the bodies of the girls…
Some of the victims were, indeed, children of another colour. In any case, so what? The fact that some very bad people of Group X commit vile crimes against some people of Group Y should not affect the way normal people of those two groups behave towards each other.
And just how many of us in the real world believe Plod on this story?
Duh, dahh, it’s a good answer – but not the right one.
What was very telling was what a representative from the CPS said about why the original allegations did not make it to trial. He said that they thought that, [in spite of overwhelming physical evidence], they did not think that the girl would be believed. Funnily enough, the CPS representative saying this on the ITV news last night, happened to be a Pakistani Muslim. … So I wonder why he thought that the girl would not be believed? /sarc
The Social service, police and CPS are INFESTED with harmful, racist, political correctness. Had the suspects been white, they would have already been in jail for over two years now. Instead these PC infested organisations have allowed their perverted political beliefs place the interests of child rapists above the interests of Justice and above the interests of the victims, so as to “not harm community relations”.
Sorry Rebekah I don’t ride horses. That other woman might – I will ask her the next time we are seen together in public
Fibber. I’ve seen the pic of you on your rocking horse.
Nursey will be along shortly with your tartrazine enema.
All the Rochdale rapists are from Afghanistan and P a kistan. The fruits of unlimited immigration from muslim countries.
You sir should be locked up for this outrage. Even the term A S I A N is abhorrent and far to narrow in its meaning.
After all Race is a social construct you know
Please refer to our immigrant population as denizens from now on
You madam are a fascist. The term denizen is an insult. This country is henceforth to be known as the Islamic Republic of Britainistan and these gentlemen should be called Sir.
Gender is a Social construct – legalise botty sex
Race is a Social construct – unfettered immigration
Religion is a Social construct – Don’t even go there
This is why we are fucked
I was with you right up to the religion bit – because that IS a social construct.
Ask the kids brought up in Catholic Church children’s homes in Ireland – they WERE fucked – by Priests.
Religion – I shit it.
Social constructs are a social construct
Religion isn’t a social construct. God made them up, every one of them. Some of them as a bit of a practical joke.
To: I am not Judging, But…, Of course the Catholic church had a serious and sickening problem with hiding and covering up paedophilia.
However, can you point to ANY other organisation which has since been as open in accepting the reality of the problem and putting in place policies to tackle it, as the Catholic Church has?
Islamic communities still practice incest and paedophilia as a matter of normality as our maternity hospitals can vouch for. With birth abnormalities within Islamic communities being far above that of the rest of the population.
Even in other, non-religious organisations, child abuse continues and is covered up. Everything from child protection services to social services, the NHS, and elsewhere, there are paedophiles praying on children and too often, when allegations are made by the victim, or their families, nothing is done and the matter, quietly covered up if possible.
And others, I guess, as a horrible example?
No. All of them practical jokes.
Apart from the one that was invented by a fat bloke who thought his wife was too ugly to shag forever.
Don’t even try that shit with me. The head of the Catholic Church in Ireland covered it up, and won’t resign. “Oh I was only there to take notes and pass to higher authorities. The bigger boyos were supposed to do something, after I had SWORN THE CHILDREN TO SECRECY”
Child abuse is not religion based, it is a sickness in some human beings. When religions use fear and threat to cover it up, I’d suggest napalm and nukes as a solution – just so they know what hellfire and brimstone is – a natural phenomena, not a fairy tale for children, frightened of the dark.
This is ALL you get, we are not that important – get over it and get on with it.
The say ‘Asian’ to try and offhand lump in peaceful and innocent far eastern people into it but we all know it is MUSLIMS and that is what they should be referenced as.
Are you mounting a pogrom against red headed wimmin? – who next I wonder?
NO
And will the Lab / Con / Lib cabal of crooks who showered passports like confetti on this scum actually do something to protect white girls in the Uk now?
Or are indigenous white girls necessary collateral damage – sacrificed on the alter of multi-culturalism?
The least the guilty Lab / Con / Lib cabal of appeasing politically correct traitors can do is remove their citizenship & deprt them after their sentence.
Will that happen? – no way – Muslim criminals & terrorists never get deported. Fact.
And the BBC & metropolitan Kommentariat has the audacity to wonder why the socialist B_N_P is on the rise up North?
Although I do agree, the problem is most are born in the UK and defacto are British citizens so where do you deport them to Bradford?
Pop them on a plane and when it is outside of British airspace, kick the fuckers out of the plane!
It’s not Rocket Science.
And the weather report today is heavy showers of UKIP trolls, so don’t forget your foil hats and to leave your common sense at home.
INCOMING!!
I was always taught that the logical Fallacy of the Ad Hominem attack was to concede defeat in any logical argument, in lieu of being able to bring any actual, provable fact to a debate.
I accept that you cannot debate factually and thank you for your participation. Read some facts and then try again.
IF you want to attack UKIP and UKIP supporters, please stick to relevant facts, if you can.
Sorry misterned – did I touch a ickle sensitive spot there – never mind, hey.
How’s that “getting MP’s into the HOC” coming on?
Hows that for “facts”, you pontificating, pompous, primadonna parasite.
parasite
noun
(biology) A (generally undesirable) living organism that exists by stealing the resources needed by another (generally desirable) living organism. See flea, tick, mite.
(pejorative) A useless person who always relies on other people’s work and gives nothing back.
Is that an actual Ad Hom attack?
Ad Hom might be a logical fallacy, but when has politics had anything to do with logic. Its 90% emotion.
True, true, Socky old chap.
Have now had a cup of Assam and a Hobnob and am now fit to play nicely again.
Do carry on, sorry for the interruption.
Last night on local BBC news the Beeeeeeennnnnnnnnpppppppppp were a far right group demonstrating in Liverpool, do I think the BBC shouldn’t be broadcasting news until they are honest about broadcasting , yes I do, will Leveson bring the BBC to his whitewash party, will he hell.
We’ve always been good at importing shit
They wanted white girls because no one in their right mind wants to fuck an ugly Asian Hunt (Except other Asians pricks, I suppose)
Copper commenting on TV says ” Not race based. We are investigating cases of grooming by whites ” ……..Don’t wait up.
And are these white gangs grooming the girls because of their race ?
Never, ever, disregard the utter politically correct stupidity, of the police.
Not just the police, but the CPS and social services too. They all put their own Political PC beliefs and interests above the interests of the victims.
White people do groom kids too. However these tend to be individuals who target specific kids based on locality, ease of access, and just age. They are not racially motivated and tend not to operate in gangs to groom lots of kids based on the kid’s own race.
Their are also paedophile rings who have members from all races and who infiltrate positions of power and influence over children. They operate from within social services, schools, hospitals, the police and judiciary.
Holly Greig’s case is a case in point.
However there are more and more “Asian Gangs” who operate within their own racial/religious community and base their victim selection on the race of the victim, and who use their own racial/religious community as a shield to cover-up offences. They cynically exploit their own race to attempt to get away with rape. Even in court the suspects were saying that the Judge was racist for convicting them.
They believe that their race and religion means that the law of kidnapping and rape does not apply to them.
Interesting that on the Today program a very fearful man described it as a Northern issue, If you live in the Midlands Oxford is south. Keith Vaz just re-iterated the police comments. It gives you some insight into the psyche of politicians – their lips move ergo they lie.
D – Theresa how many days until Friday?
T – Four
D- Phew just enough time to cover my tracks
Do you want sugar in your tea, sir?
I reckon Grant Mitchell must of had a lucky escape then we he got caught by her when he was in bed hanging out the arse of another bloke.
How dare you suggest that one of our finest “tough guy” thespians, is a raving iron, who was in a lavender marriage with the fragrant hackette.
Oh, two gingers in the marriage?
Well dickhead mentally retarded Gordon Brown sure played a blinder when Goldman Sachs via Sue got him to sell all the nations gold for fucking Euro’s that will soon be a non existent currency worth less than toilet paper.
Clap clap Gordon, history is sure going to remember you lol.
I’m going to sell the rest for drachmas – that where the future lies!
I recommend going long on Byzantine mints
At this point Dave nothing would surprise me anymore.
None of you can complain about the sale of the gold, it saved me from going bust as I bet on a position that went the wrong way. Thank goodness for my special friend Peter Mandelson who got Gordon to depress the gold price and save me.
How the hell did McMentalist ever get the clap?
He put something other than his finger in a dyke.
‘Twas me!
Reports from the US say the would-be suicide attacker in a foiled “underwear bomb” plot was in fact a double agent.
foiled “underwear bomb”
I thought it had no metal in it?
‘Soiled’ underwear bomb plot.
Twas him
Turn up the heat and resurrect the Hoover.
Good to see the Spooks running things, normally they get upset when the limelight is on them. Code breaker with a liking for buying women’s clothes in too close to a field op. one of the field agents takes it personally and then goes off on one, stess of the job etc.. The next thing you know body in a bag a la Houdini and red faces all round.
Those fiendish spooks, playing with your minds.
Seems like a hell of a lot of wierd effort, when a simpler method could have easily been used.
Fortunately, the entire conversation was recorded:
“Sit down, 007″
“Thank you, shir. What have you got for me thish time?”
“It’s young Williams, 007. I’m afraid his erratic behaviour has made him a security risk. You must terminate him.”
“I shee. Shall I use the shecret poison ‘Q’ has given me? Tashteless and odourlessh, and completely undetectable.”
“Not this time, 007.”
“Sho, are we going to place a shuicide note on his laptop and push him under a train?”
“No 007, that’s far too obvious. You’re going to strangle him and then zip his body into a sports bag and then lock it.”
“My God, what cunning. With thish shtrategy, no-one will ever shushpect foul play.”
“Carry on, 007.”
So was it you that made up the whole blunt penknife, slightly toxic painkillers, and wrong artery thing?
I think that was 85 Vauxhall Cross’s “Bring your kids to work” day. Bloody YTS.
Agency hide truth. Agency say terrorist try to blow up plane. Government gets much milage. Media find out. Media lie to people. People very afraid. Company make more expensive screening technology. Truth is released. Media mostly don’t reveal it. People demand safety. Company sells expensive machines. Tax payers pay. People feel safer. Rinse and repeat.
Deary me. Madame Tussaud’s have removed Ken from display.
Rumor has it that they are sending the head on a plate to Guido.
Praise the lord. Now small children can once again visit Tussauds without fear of mental scarring
Oops sorry forgot ….
Praise the lord.Now small children can once again visit Tussauds without fear of mental scarringThere that’s better
Feline?
there really is a lot of people out of work isn’t there?
or retired, or day off, etc etc
Or multi tasking – skiving off AND being on here!!
Iwonder if these text’s bring to light the fact that our dave has been kicking in her back doors for years
I would
Now that’s just sick really a ginge
“Scientists discover the existence of a three foot mammoth”
Don’t be fooled, I’ve counted four.
typical political misinformation, what do they take us for fools?
And if it was only 3 feet in height it would be a Mimmoth.
And if it was found in Norn Ireland it would be a mummoth
Dont mention the Garda/IRA collusion at the Smithwick Tribunal in Dublin.
http://www.smithwicktribunal.ie/smithwick/HOMEPAGE.html
The message is totally lost….like your government.
Sky, BBC, C4, Daily Mail, The Sun , The Express etc etc etc all reporting different stories in relation to QS..No focus, nor strategy.
The Queens speech will focus on…take your pick depending which news or paper you read:-
..the family
..crime and jobs
..reforms
..the lords
..growth
..society
…taxes
..etc etc …what a mess
Something for everyone here! I think its a case of ‘ I know 50% of out PR budget is well spent, just not sure which 50%’ Don’t expect too much from the Posh Boys, lets face it if they had gone to the local comp. they’d be phoning the DWP/DSS benefit office every other Monday to see where their gyro had gone.
Oh dear has teddy left the pram again
Not “your”government – it is elected for all of us – including you, whether you like it or not, like the years 1997 – 2010, when the smelly sock brigade flew us into a mountain, with rear tail gunner Mandelson aiming his weapon at the Lords. Gaylord?
Every year before the queen’s speech that useless twat Dennis Skinner reels off a rehearsed joke that’s only been funny about once but which the media always orgasm over. Just once I wish someone in the chamber would fuck it up for him by shouting over him. Skinner will be furious that his traditional queen’s speech joke will have been spoiled. If any Tory mps are reading, do us a favour and shout something very loudly over Skinner and fuck up his day.
The tories won’t do it, they love tradition… or used to anyway.
As the Prime Minister said the other day, Skinner is a dinosaur. Even a letter-writer in yesterday’s Telgraph objected to the PM saying that. I guess being Labour grants one special immunity from the rough-and-tumble of the Commons.
I want to make London a bacon for Islam.
Porker!
Those white english non-muslim bitches got what they deserved! They should be stoned to death! Everyone should bow down before our muslim masters. Everything is the fault of J e ws!
Funny if it was’nt so true
25% of these sex crimes are commited by an ethnic group which only makes up 10% of the population.
Isn’t there some sort of award we can give them?
72 virgins? Or 72 raisins, depending on which interpretation of that rancid terrorist handbook you follow.
10%?
Try 2.4%.
To be fair, there isn’t much else to do in Rochdale.
Free speech is one thing but this is absolutely disgusting and he deserves to go to prison. Unsurprisingly, police found him living in a run down garbage filled house. Trolls are always socially inept weirdos.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/may/08/louise-mensch-troll-face-jail
So that’s what ‘Jimmy’ looks like.
I see they don’t do that thing of mentioning which political party he is inclined towards, as they always do when the person is linked, weather real or not, to a ungood political party.
is Mensch applying to be miss world then?
“Count on it Hunt. Have a nice day.”
haha
and you threatened to burn down parliament
so
http://www.mobilechilli.com/images/bc/gb/products/G/147816.gif
A policeman investigating twitter abuse earlier….
” Prime Minister, you don’t expect me to read this crap, surely?”
You were happy to read ten years worth of bullshit speeches by Mr What Is Important Is.
Time for big pay cuts at the BBC, starting at the top. License fee payers unite and make it happen.
But they don’t get to vote at the AGM.
Don’t pay the license fee in the first place !!!! Please visit Biased-bbc and follow the everyday story of labour loving broadcasting folk.
WE WOULD NEVER HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH REBEKAH BROOKS……
Justine Greening showing a lot of leg on bbc1.
and that will help the economy in what way precisely?
oh do forgive me, helping the economy is so passe – it’s helping yourself these days isn’t it?
Fuck that. I wouldn’t mind her legs wrapped round me.
Me too.
Fuck Dave and fuck Brooks. The quicker that turd is drummed out of office and replaced by someone with a sense of the real world, the quicker this country can undo the damage the socialists have done.
We would like to point out that groups of Asian men targeting white girls who they consider as trash is not racist. And anyone making a joke on Twitter is either a terrorist or a member of the KKK.
Y’know there’s another angle to that story that’s beginning to bother me.
There were apparently nearly fifty underage children caught up in this tragedy. each one of them must have had a legal guardian in the form of a parent, social worker, foster parent etc.
Are we to assume that 50 such guardians were completely unaware that their children were missing school for a large part of time, missing for large period of time including late into evenings ,were taking in large amounts of alcohol that was making them ill and in two cases becoming pregnant? And did none of these sad children feel able to talk to any of the adults who were legally responsible for their upbringing?
That sounds like 50 cases of extreme child neglect to me prosecutable under the law. So what is being done about these legal guardians?
Ssshhhhhhhh.
want me to interview them in a room and ask if seed has left their body?
Nothing when the social services ‘look the other way’ for fear of upsetting community relations.
Social services seem to prefer taking kids from decent, well cared for middle class families, to place into God-knows-what hell, and they exploit the secrecy of the family courts system to do it.
From many of the horror stories I have heard, the best thing to look after kids in this country would be to shut down social services altogether and insist all parents attend good parenting classes run along the lines of “The Superanny” Jo Frost’s advice.
“Social services seem to prefer taking kids from decent, well cared for middle class families”
only if you like swallowing the shit fed to you by sensationalists.
Its a state of affairs that doesn’t surprise me.
A large chunk of the 50 probably didn’t go out or drink much more than an average dodgy teenager.
What’s the difference between a social worker and a Rottweiler?
At least you get a part of your kid back from a Rottweiler.
Sad, sick but unfortunately true.
Some of the Honourable statesmen in the House of Parliament, and the way they conduct themselves in public.
Peter Hain, Member of Parliament (foreigner): Vandalises Lords cricket pitch to get himself noticed.
Sion Simon, Member of Parliament: Pretending to be ironic makes a nasty, juvenile and artless video which is posted on the internet for all to see.
Chris Bryant, Member of Parliament: Posts picture of himself in only his underpants on the internet.
John Prescott, House of Lords: Violently attacks man in the street while acting in the role as deputy Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Gordon Brown, Member of Parliament: While in acting in the role of Prime Minister of Great Britain calls innocent woman, who had asked a reasonable question of him, a bigot.
These people, and others like them, have real power, access and privilege.
‘unlike blair and brown dave left a paper trail’
Oh Dear Dave – he just keeps on providing fodder for the ‘make boris leader’ campaign doesn’t he?
Even Boris wouldn’t have been as big a fuck up as Dave. Boris and Dan Hannan are the solutions to this countries problems.
Why does the queen carry a handbag everywhere she goes? It’s not like she ever has to take out any cash or credit cards to pay for things.
It’s got a mobile in it. It’s so she can take orders from me.
You’re clearly a man. A handbag is part of one’s outfit and we would not be properly dressed without one.
I always imagined MrsT kept her iron in hers so that if anyone annoyed her she could smack them round the head with it – so as you see it can also be a handy weapon.
so why ain’t she been arrested then?
Urban legend, I’m afraid. She does carry some money, a hanky and probobly the keys to a white Fiat Uno with scratches all down one side, if some are to be believed on here!
It has the nuclear codes in it.
It’s like the “Football” that the US Presidents’ secret service men carry.
Can’t she check the internet for the tour dates like every f’ucker else?
Gas, boys, quick!
And now for the traditional awkward ritual where the pm and leader of the opposition have to make chit chat and pretend to like each other as they walk to the lords for the speech.
Who needs an underpants bomb? Mine go off by themselves.
Watching this State Opening mullarkey. So the country’s broke, but we’re able to afford all of this flummery. Why the need for hundreds of horses? Why the carriage AND the Bentley? Hundreds of people there gonzing – are they on a day’s leave or on a jolly?
If tens of thousands of people are being made redundant then this spectacle should have been vastly scaled down also.
All in it together? Not where the great and good are concerned.
Oh fuck – here we go. Hats off strangers!!!
Who’d like to see MY black rod?
Say… Do you like gladiator movies?
Skinner: “Jubilee Year, double-dip recession, what a wonderful start.”
That went down badly. Shouts of “shame” from govt benches. Time to put Skinner to sleep.
He is a bit like an old dog whose back legs have gone that has to be carried in and out of the back garden to have a shit.
I was hoping that the Queen was going to open with “And Mr. Skinner can’t be here, as he’s been sent to live on a farm. No you can’t visit him, but he’s very happy there. And he also knows that if he tries to come back, I’ve got the Whit Fiat Uno keys in my handbag!”
No mention of gayer weddings TFFT
Is there anything as fake as that important hands stuff the politicians do when the cameras are on them.
Unfortunately, the girls would be stoned to death for inciting the abuse. The men would be flogged, and then let off.
Welcome to Islam – a men only club.