May 9th, 2012

Ed’s NHS Sickie

Miliband told the people of Harlow yesterday:

“We should be totally intolerant of people who are skiving off. I want a health service where if people aren’t doing their jobs properly, they aren’t doing their jobs any more. We should find a way to crack down on this and stop it happening. If people aren’t really sick then something should be done about it.”

Quite. A bit rich though from the man who pulled a sickie to avoid a “24 hours to save the NHS rally” and went to a football match with a millionaire donor instead…


166 Comments

  1. 1
    Peter Grimes says:

    Would you expect anything else from Millipede Minimus?

    Do as I say not as I do!

  2. 2
    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    Bloody Fool

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    sack the two faced lying hypocrite

  4. 4
    Ah! Monika says:

    Teachers next?

  5. 5
    Stu says:

    Why can’t I take Milliband seriously?

  6. 6
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Once an idiot always an idiot.

  7. 7
    Ah! Monika says:

    Bercow grinning at cameras on way to Chamber. Pillock.

  8. 8
    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    That’s right Ed – tell the crowd what they want to hear – even though you know you will do nothing about it (as if your Union paymaster would let you get rid of the dross element of the workforce within the public sector).

    Clearly, you are impressed with Monsieur Hollande’s con on the French public.

    Whatever next? Free money and broadband for everyone!?!

  9. 9
    What a plonker. says:

    Just a typical Labour hypocrite.

  10. 10
    Dave says:

    Like the rest, nothing but a hypocrit

  11. 11
    anonymous says:

    ….. and people are queeing up to hear the queen’s speech and further enslave themselves to the corrupt british polical system – what a larf

  12. 12
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Socialist politician is a proven liar and hypocrite. Shock horror!

  13. 13
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    Labour have a long way to go to get rid of their pro-scrounger stance. An investigation into how they let things get out of control under their time in office would be a start. I won’t hold my breath.

  14. 14
    DisenfranchisedOfBuckingham says:

    Does that mean he would get rid of pilgrims?

  15. 15
    Raving Loon says:

    Ed can say whatever he likes, he’s still a dork and he would probably be bullied on most playgrounds. He’ll never be PM.

  16. 16
    Margaret Moran says:

    Imagine faking an illness

  17. 17
    ISP says:

    Steady on, not so sure about that.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Skinner is a spastic.

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    Am I ill, a coward or just idle?

  20. 20
    National Socialist says:

    Watching this State Opening mullarkey. So the country’s broke, but we’re able to afford all of this flummery. Why the need for hundreds of horses? Why the carriage AND the Bentley? Hundreds of people there gonzing – are they on a day’s leave or on a jolly?
    If tens of thousands of people are being made redundant then this spectacle should have been vastly scaled down also.
    All in it together? Not where the great and good are concerned.
    Oh fuck – here we go. Hats off strangers!!!

  21. 21
    Skinner's joke falls flat says:

    Skinner: “Jubilee Year, double-dip recession, what a wonderful start.”

    That went down badly. Shouts of “shame” from govt benches. Time to put Skinner to sleep.

  22. 22
    Gawd Help Us says:

    I wouldn’t like to put money on that now.

  23. 23
    anonymous says:

    whilst I just like to watch and count all the shiny buttons. I can count to ten now!

  24. 24
    will says:

    meanwhile in guardian land as i predicted the comment section on the nine muslims closed last night has been hidden from view and difficault to find if you wish to comment. dont worry the page will be airbrushed from view as the guadian is taking a pasting over this. The independant wont allow comment to Yasmi Ali-browns article so move along nothing to see.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/may/08/asian-sex-gangs-on-street-grooming?commentpage=9#start-of-comments

    The problem is that no police officer or social worker wanting promotion wants a case like this as it can mean no promotion and being sidelined

  25. 25
    p says:

    Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.

    Winston Churchill

  26. 26
    anonymous says:

    He is a complete prick, a dinosaur of the old left who ruined us, one of the beer and sandwiches socialists of Wilson’s time.

  27. 27
    Yasmin Alibaba Brown says:

    I hate this country which has given me an education, jobs and lots of money. Death to the west.

  28. 28
    Jack (I work for the KGB) Jones says:

    He is like a giant foreskin.

  29. 29
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    You do know that all the garbage spewed from millitwats mouth is written by the unite union

  30. 30
    Neil Pillock says:

    Well alright!

  31. 31
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    If your lot hadn’t flushed our wealth down the pan and made all them rules which make it too expensive to make anything here anymore we could have afforded a lot more.

    or are you advocating all them people redundant, and turning all them horses into Fidos dinner?

  32. 32

    Yes, so what would you do Molesworthiband 1? Tell me, oh do, oh do, oh say you will!

    (zooms off acros the foopball pitch making noise like a Comet and bombing the skool dog – Harriet Har-Doberman. Pockets huge wad of moolah for his padres, chiz chiz chiz!)

  33. 33
    yeah, right.... says:

    Has he run this past his bosses at Unite and Unison?

  34. 34

    Spot on then – spot on now!

  35. 35
    National Socialist says:

    Any mention of gay marriage in Queen’s Speech?

  36. 36
    Lord Kinnock of Wind-Baggery! says:

    Apparently there’s something in the Queen’s speech about making it easier to hire and fire… It’ll be the usual fudge I suppose.

  37. 37
    English Liberation Front says:

    Skinner and Cameron have more in common than they think, especially when it comes to saying one thing but doing another.

    On taking his seat in Parliament, Skinner publicly undertook to stand down as an MP at the age of 65 (which was in 1997), just as he would have retired as a miner. He said this was so he would not be “taking another man’s job”. He has since stood and been re-elected in four General Elections and is now 80.

    They should get together and compare notes.

  38. 38
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Whenever he opens his mouth it’s just white noise…….

  39. 39
    Tower Hamlets voter says:

    er what about all the NHS “workers” ppulling a sickie?

    Just check the sickness absence in the public sector and copare it with rates in the private sector and ask yourself, why?

    Unite and milliwit will tell you all the sickies in the public sector are the result of “stress”. And is stressful wondering if you’ve ticked all the boxes and filled your quota of one legged lesbians.

    But not half as fucking stressful as paying for it all by fighting for a deal against the ruthless foreign competition. With fuck all support from the public sector thanks very much.

  40. 40
    Your New Tyrant 2B President Ed says:

    Listen you rife raff “Don’t Do as I Do, You will Do What I Say, if you know whats best for YOU, We will all work for UNISON !!”

  41. 41
    jgm2 says:

    Intolerant of people who are skiving off?

    When is the Maximum Imbecile getting called in and handed his P45 then? Though I dare say he’ll have showed up today to languish in his ‘special’ status (I used to be PM you know – saved the world I did) and for a handshake with Queenie.

  42. 42
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You had a speech from our No.1 queen, what more do you want.

  43. 43
    Chris Bryant Aka Gaydar Alfa 101 says:

    Wot no homosexual weddings? How am I going to make a honest man of my civil husband?

  44. 44
    Ed Mili-Bot says:

    Why dont you whinge about this on your on blog, Jesus Christ, Most peple here are obbsessed with Islam.

  45. 45
    One-eyed Jack says:

    … and what about all the NHS fatties?

  46. 46
    The Liebour Party says:

    Which one ?? We’re riddled with them.

  47. 47
    Raving Loon says:

    Given Labour’s shameless vote buying I’m surprised the Tories ever win.

  48. 48
    The Provinces says:

    Because he’s a brillo-haired little twat?

  49. 49

    Yep – she said all three of hers have tried it to hide the truth.

  50. 50
    Blottr says:

  51. 51
    The Provinces says:

    What, really stretchy and occasionally getting stuck in your fly at why point you have to undo your trousers really carefully? That’s nothing like Ed.

    Ed balls is a bit like a bellend though.. in fact he is a bellend.

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    After the Bali bombing the BBC (or some news agency) tracked down the ‘mastermind’ behind it.

    ‘Do you have any message for the families of those killed in Bali?’

    ‘Yes’, he said. ‘Convert to Islam’.

    That is exactly the same mindset of the likes of Bob Crow.

    ‘Bob, have you any message for those people who are being inconvenienced by your constant strikes and who are doing much more difficult jobs for half the money as your tube dr*i*vers?’

    ‘Yes. Join a union.’

    C*unts.

  53. 53
    Onlu in the Graun says:

    To be fair, the Graun article, while off the front page, is still open for comments and currently up to 12 pages.

    They are taking a heavy thrashing for that dire article through.

    It’s amusing that some have noted the absence of the ‘usual posters’ (stanch defenders if Islam) and it is assumed they are ‘washing their hair’.

    Particularly notable by his absence is that sanctimonious little c unt (Saint) Berchmann.

  54. 54
    PC PC Plod says:

    Well they would say that wouldn’t they. When the real truth is that the plod were slow, very slow to act for years because they did not want to upset the Moslem community.

  55. 55
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Is this the same NHS that provides the first 6 months of sickness at 100% pay, followed by the next 6 months at 50% pay? And the same NHS that has a back to work interview process that says after 2 episodes you have to be interviewed but doesn’t differentiate between someone taking 2 x 1 day sickies and 2×6 month sickies.
    Is this the same NHS that has had these policies (plus many more) since Labour were in power?

  56. 56

    Skinner serves a higher imperative. It’s not bad if Lefties do it.

  57. 57
    Ex-Tory says:

    Yes, the Left must do all they can to blame everyone else bar themselves for hiding the rape and abuse of hundreds of children across England, allowing it to continue for decades. Lefties – the paedophiles’ friends.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    No doubt the story is more complicated than that.

  59. 59
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    He cannot possibly be two faced, he wouldn’t be wearing that one if he was

  60. 60
    Bugler Bert says:

    Is there any truth in the rumour about what really happened when Millitwat was circumcised………

  61. 61
    Grow up! says:

    If the B&P and EDL hadn’t kicked up such a stink about all these muzzie grooming gangs it would still have been brushed under the carpet by PC Plod. So for once in your life try and grow a brain and give credit where it is due and stop following the MSM line like a bloody sheep.

  62. 62
    jgm2 says:

    What?

    That they threw the best bit away?

  63. 63
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Since May 2010, I’ve turned up to work about four times.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    If you had a serious accident and were unable to work you would of course be happy to have your salary stopped immeadiately? That would be a sign of a modern society?

  65. 65
    anonymous says:

    and the tories offer what exactly? what do they stand for? what is their philosophy?

  66. 66
    Ah! Monika says:

    Grooming.

    brush, clean, coach, comb, curry, dress, drill, educate, lick into shape, make attractive, make presentable, nurture, preen, prep, pretty up, prim, prime, primp, put through grind, put through mill, ready, refine, refresh, rub down, shape up, sleek, slick up, smarten up, spiff up, spruce up, tend, tidy, train, turn out.

    There must be a more appropriate word.

    Invent one it may make its way into the Urban Dictionary and ultimately……

  67. 67

    Yes, but you urgently need to be seen by a gynec0logist,who specialises in looking at “You”.

    Pop yourself up in the stirrups…..

  68. 68
    jgm2 says:

    They must be terribly dangerous places these hospitals. What with all the serious accidents occurring in ‘em necessitating six months off.

    Indeed they’re so unsafe that if it were a building site the HSE would have shut them all down by now with sickness rates like that.

  69. 69
    Engineer says:

    I can’t decide at the moment whether Millipede Minor is making noises he doesn’t really believe to try and impress swing voters, or whether he realises that Labour have been often getting it spectacularly wrong by feather-bedding the public sector and bleeding the private sector dry to pay for it (or bleed the private sector dry and still not manage to pay for it all, given the current deficit).

    He may well have twigged – getting the loonier element of his party (e.g. Ed Balls) to accept the blindingly obvious may take some time.

  70. 70
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    In the private sector sick pay is typically 21 days at 100% and that’s it other than SSP.

    I wonder how people in the private sector cope? Oh yes that’s right by having less skivers

  71. 71
    jgm2 says:

    what is their philosophy

    There’s your problem right there. Why does any party need a ‘philosophy’? Can’t they just do a proper job without trying to shoe-horn whatever needs to be done into some fucking ‘philosophy’?

  72. 72
    Sue Pirbug says:

    So Egg Miliband reckons you have to be really sick to work for the NHS.

  73. 73
    Backwoodsman says:

    worth keeping on the bbc’s case over their deliberate attempt to portray the muslim perpetrators as ‘Asian’, thus wrongly implicating a number of completely blameless sectors of society – probably an offense against some poor Hindus’ human rights.

  74. 74
    Engineer says:

    You may have turned up four times. The amount of ‘work’ involved is somewhat debateable, however.

  75. 75
    Lefties are culpable in allowing a climate in which muslim men have freely raped english children says:

    While many of the posts are rightly attacking the Guardian for its apologist piece on the muslim rapists, there’s still a fair few hand wringing lefties saying we shouldn’t tar all muslims with the same brush. I can’t stand these fucking islington middle class lefties with their “it’s their culture” bullshit.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/may/08/asian-sex-gangs-on-street-grooming

  76. 76
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    The term may be already here – http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus.html

  77. 77
    The Provinces says:

    Not content with being idiotic xenophobes, I see you fuckwits are getting stuck into some antisemitism today.

  78. 78
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    This is priceless… In Queens Speech

    The adoption process in England will also be reformed to end delays and place less emphasis on the ethnicity of the child

    errrrr the 27th time this policy has been announced

  79. 79
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    mobbed…oh dear

  80. 80
    Engineer says:

    It’s not just the NHS. I once worked in a place that allowed staff 11 days a year Self Certified Sick. More than five consecutive days needed a Doctor’s Note, otherwise no questions asked. There were certainly people who just regarded that as 11 extra days Annual Leave, no prior permission required.

  81. 81
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Well that depends whether “philosophy” is some sort of coherent guiding principal, rather than a PR gimmick.

    Even Blair’s “Pretend not to be too much like the Labour party so we get re-elected” was more coherent than “Big society”.

  82. 82
    Penfold says:

    Empty rhetoric.

    His comments have been misunderstood, and he has misspoken.

    This speech was never cleared by his union minders and therefore never happened.
    Now move along, nothing to learn, and no change in social policy. Public sector workers are saints and must never be removed from the payroll, even for the most vilest of crimes, unless that is they votes Tory, then they must be reviled and sacked.

  83. 83
    jgm2 says:

    It would have been so much better if he’d only turned up twice a year from 1997 onwards. It was his tireless commitment to fucking everything up that left us in such a dire economic position.

    For the Maximum Imbecile (as for other politicians) less is indeed more.

  84. 84
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    If the QS is a fight back….you’re f*uck*ed.

  85. 85
    Egg Miliband says:

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Are NHS employees not allowed to go onto roads, either as drivers, passengers, cyclists, etc?

  87. 87
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Isn’t the handle The Provinces awfully Parochial? By your rational you are a racist

  88. 88
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I think you will find that it is the Islamist faction who are obsessed with imposing their cultural nihilism on the west. Not the other way around.

  89. 89
    Pro Is rael says:

    I love the irony of seeing medieval ragheads shopping at Tesco or M&S. Muzee fuckwits spending money at two highly successful Je wish owned chains. Whilst muslims blow themselves up or blame all their woes on Je wish people, Je ws actually contribute to the world and make a success of their lives. If arabs spent as much effort on bettering themselves and their lives as they do on raping children and blaming Je ws for everything, they might have a chance at leading a decent life instead of being fat bearded halitosis ridden fanatics stuck in the dark ages worshipping a schizophrenic illiterate child molester.

  90. 90
    jgm2 says:

    Ah, this morning’s early entry in the race to find offence.

  91. 91
    jgm2 says:

    Do J*e*w*s not make that joke amongst themselves?

    ‘Hey Moshe, you thick c*unt, when they circumcised you they threw the best bit away?

    J*e*w*s don’t say that?

    They should.

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    Self-certification is a legal right.

    Workhouses were closed a long time ago.

  93. 93
    Wallace E Miliband says:

    Cracking cheese, Gromit!

  94. 94
    Engineer says:

    This is (sadly) all too true.

  95. 95
    jgm2 says:

    Sounds like Australia.

  96. 96
    Oh Crumpet! says:

    Another week without PMQs? Do these C*nts actually do anything?

  97. 97
    The Provinces says:

    Fucked you mean?

  98. 98
    joescotus says:

    why rochdale ringleader not named ..suggestions might be the local immam????

  99. 99
    Engineer says:

    It is if you’re genuinely ill. It’s not if you just fancy a day off.

  100. 100

    Stupid Huhne alert! Socialist onanist asking dumb questions in the hope of getting a rise!

    Move along now Sir, nothing to see here. Move quietly, or I’ll fuck you up real bad with my truncheon, there’s a good Sir.

  101. 101
    Gay Dave says:

  102. 102
    The Provinces says:

    Am I fuck.

  103. 103
    jgm2 says:

    It’s the law of unintended consequences. Most folk are pretty decent and wouldn’t dream of taking a day off work just to go shopping. But (as Ben Elton said) ‘If he’s going to do it then I’m going to do it.’

    If you have ineffective safeguards and a culture of piss-taking then you end up with Public Sector workers taking twice as many ‘sick’ days as private sector and entire towns in North Wales on the dole.

    Which is where we find ourselves.

  104. 104
    Judge Clifton says:

    Finally a Judge with some balls!

    He said “The girls were chosen because they were NOT of the community or religion of the men”

    He also went on to say that Greater Manchester Police were wrong and race was of significance in this case.

  105. 105
    Sir Iqbal Sacranie says:

    You ingerlish idiots gave me a knighthood. A man who called for the destruction of is rael. Tee hee! This is our country now, infidel dogs!

  106. 106
    Engineer says:

    Nope. Britain.

    To give the management their due, they knew full well (as did everyone else) who the main culprits were. Things like that were kept in mind when promotions and plum assignments were being offered.

  107. 107
    The Provinces says:

    I’m not so much offended as think your a brainless shite that needs a flame or two to remind you of your inherent depravity.

  108. 108

    Only now, having a criminal record is no longer a prerequisite – they won’t let you in WITH one, the two faced bastards!

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    Wait until you see the other face….

  110. 110
    Shami Chakrabunny says:

    Thank you for bringing this to our attention. The Judge has now been sent to a three day reeducation camp, sorry, I mean three day diversity workshop so he can learn the error of his ways.

  111. 111
    joescotus says:

    oh fuck there will be hell to pay over judgys comments

  112. 112
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    It’s the MSM’s way of diverting and obfuscating attention from the re@l problem and tarring innocents by association.
    That way if some thicko vigilante mob take matters into their own hands because the police and media will not do their respective jobs.
    They can all let slip the dogs of racism if some hapless innocent Sikh, gets bashed up in a misguided retaliation.

    The MSM and establishment are utterly contemptable.

  113. 113
    jgm2 says:

    Judge Clifton will be called in and advised that he didn’t have the ‘full facts’ and his resignation has already been written out and he has only to sign it.

  114. 114
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Of course they are but you have to ask yourself this ….

    1. Is 6 months at full pay, followed by 6 months at half pay to much or to little?, and does this large amount of time actually contribute to long term sick behaviour?

    As having some knowledge of the NHS I know the answer compared to the private sector

  115. 115
    jgm2 says:

    Maybe we could give them all a laptop too.

  116. 116
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m self certified

  117. 117
    Diane Abbott says:

    Is he another divide and rule honky motherfucka? I’ma bust a cap in his white ass!

  118. 118
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    How to upset an Australian

    Ask them what their Grandparents were convicted of

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Do these ‘decent’ people never go above the speed limit, or not pay their licence fee, or break the law in other relatively trivial ways?

    Why do we respect some laws and not others? Who decides what is good and bad? In fact – isn’t that why we have laws in the first place?

  120. 120
    jgm2 says:

    Flame?

    Call that a ‘flame’? Nope. It’s just standard bedwetter practice. Don’t like the message – then just take offence at some manufactured ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’ angle.

    Can’t say they’ve not been successful though. It frightened Plod away from addressing this ‘Asian’ grooming for years. Still, just a little collateral damage that was necessary to ensure that only certain subjects are up for discussion.

  121. 121

    Not racist at all- we take the piss out of everyone everything they represent, regardless of race, gender or sexual deviancy.

    I’d call that multi-f.ucking-cultural inclusion.

  122. 122
    Angry factory worker says:

    factory workers and shop workers are paid by the hour, not the month, not the week, the bloody hour mate. You don’t work you don’t get paid.

  123. 123
    jgm2 says:

    Is that how you justify it to yourself? Since nobody can ever be 100% compliant with the law I shall phone in sick today and let some other poor c*unt pick up the slack. Is that what you tell yourself?

  124. 124
    will says:

    the issue is the BNP leader tweeting some of the verdicts when all the verdicts were not in. The jury nay have delivered part verdicts when called back and then gone on to consider others

    The unnamed 59 year old called the courts racist and said he did not reconise the justice.

    As i said before the reason why no social worker or police wanted to deal with this is because thier careers would be finished if a complaint was made. The plod in bradford are very carefull in dealing with some members of the community

  125. 125
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Precisely my point.

    Note that I did use the word typically for my description of the private sector and that the range is from zero to something bigger than zero.
    But do you not agree that if you are not paid to be off sick (whether that is right or wrong) that you are less inclined to be off sick?

  126. 126
    will says:

    I wonder when the guardian will close the comments page. it been removed from the front page and Cif front page so trying to bury bad news

  127. 127
    jgm2 says:

    So NHS employees are worse dr*i*vers, pedestrians and cyclists than the general public?

    Twice as bad on average in fact. It’s possible. There are an awful lot of ‘asians’ employed by the NHS and I’ve seen those fuckers dr*i*ve.

  128. 128

    They normally keep the foreskin to be made into a purse for the boy at his Bar Mitzvah – so when he goes to University, all he has to do is stroke it and it turns into a duffle bag.

  129. 129
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Miliband, being the good socialist he is, is posturing for maximum effect among what he imagines are ‘swing’ voters.
    He evidently does not recall himself, that he was a member of a government so bad, it will take twenty ye@rs to recover from it’s fiscal criminality.
    Add into that his very own baby, toxic climate change bollocks, at a cost of £780+ billion and you see why Miliband and his mob of crony thieves, are unfit for high office ever again.

  130. 130
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    My a lefty love in – how very 1960’s

  131. 131
    Boudicca says:

    Millitwat should tell disgraced ex Labour MP Margaret Moran his views about people throwing sickies.

  132. 132

    Pro – I have read every word very carefully, twice. Damn it, I can’t even find a punctuation mark I disagree with!

    +579 (years behind the Western world)

  133. 133
    anonymous says:

    damn! I’ve got it!!!

    Tory philosophy – found amongst old scrolls in Eton playground – “Where there’s no sense, there’s no feeling”

  134. 134
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    *cough* Margaret Moran *cough*

    *cough* Gordon Brown *cough*

  135. 135
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    That Churchill chappie should go far.

  136. 136
    Ian E says:

    It’s the new style of government : Hypocracy!

  137. 137
    Ian E says:

    No, of course not. If called on to do work they simply use the old ‘it’s not a top priority right now’ excuse and trip back to the Bar.

  138. 138

    Yerss… (Paxman-esque drawl) bit of a stupid cliche, don’t you think?
    How many, caring, touchy feely, Hi Guys, sofa cabinet meeting LieBore Party MP’s has anyone met? 2….maybe 3, in their entire life?

    Bliar – 1.5 million dead and counting – some of them, too many of them, ours, which is even more shameful.

    Brown – Funded the above without a fucking whimper – turn a blind eye, did he?
    Brown (Again) – Sold gold, bought Euros. Sold UK economy, bought Goldman Sachs permission to clean their corporate arses with our tongues.

    Rendition? Multiculturalism? 50% tax rate that cost more to administer than it brought in? Going after bankers bonus’s in the press, but privately encouraging them, because the Treasury makes more from personal income tax & NI than it does on corporation tax…. treating the public like the muppits they will be if they let them anywhere near the national cheque book again

    In your stupid, hammer and sickle dreams you deluded, irrelevant fucking twat!
    Labour policy – take from all that have worked and saved, give to all that have scrounged, skived and couldn’t give a shit, borrow the difference, and fuck the elderly, disabled and the genuinely ill.

  139. 139
    The Great British moron says:

    Personally, I find his little interventions on Queen’s Speech day the highlight of the whole affair, and always wait with bated breath to hear his latest witticism. Once again, I wasn’t disappointed. “Double Dip Recession, great start”. Genius, a great Parliamentarian. I think I may have wet myself laughing. Or maybe my cholostemy bag burst. Either way, I’m happy for another year.

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  141. 141
    Rat's arse says:

    It is truly disgusting Will. Who said no-one is above the Law? Feckin poppycock!

  142. 142
    Marmite says:

    ‘workhouses were closed years ago’ – more’s the pity.

  143. 143
    Marmite says:

    Nice one Pro. All true.

    I hate the way the effn*cs touch/squeeze all the fruit & veg and then decide not to buy them. Dirty, plain dirty.

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    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Whatever you may think of the B&P, they have been trying to highlight the problem of Muslim sex gangs for years. I remember the left vilifying them for bringing this out into the open. I also seem to recall West Yorkshire Police pressurising Channel 4 to pull a documentary on this very subject a few years ago. My memory may be at fault but I’m sure they bowed to that pressure.

    This problem has been going on in Northern towns and cities since the 1970s and no one in authority has had the backbone to deal with it. Shame on the establishment for trying to sweep it under the carpet in the name of “community cohesion”.

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    I'm not a skiver says:

    Gordon’s in for it then?

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    Onanymist says:

    Woweee! Got a skin complaint then Noncymous? Itches does it?

  147. 147
    Onanymist says:

    Oooh, get her.

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s more likely he is still to be tried for some other heinous crimes and naming him now would prejudice any forthcoming trial. I expect after the completion of all his trials we will get to know who the vermin is.

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    Gur Kali says:

    Them thar Gurkhas is Asian innit. Joanna will be VERY cross and will give us all a good finger wagging.

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Oak Apple Day

  151. 151
    Gur Kali says:

    U used a norty werd. Nex time try “pr*celess”. usualy werks ok.

  152. 152
    Tone's Peece process says:

    An interesting contribution, but not quite accurate because not all Arabs (NB: capital A) are of the Mohammedan faith. Hope that helps.

  153. 153
    Kenneth LivingWill says:

    Hello .. I’m still here … available for barmitzvahs, brainstorming, barndancing and Balls eradication … would also consider offers for Deputy Leader if Harri- ET eventually begins to pall

  154. 154
    John Lennon says:

    Are you on LSD ??

  155. 155
    Gog says:

    Such as?

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    National Socialist says:

    They’ll be back if the Tories have anything to do with it.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Were Burnham and Bradshaw actually working when the Staffs Hospital stuff appeared on their desks for approval?

  158. 158

    Yep and 4% of Palestinians are Christian, and Bethlehem is in Palestine. And JC was (if there WAS just the one person and not a collection of JC’s, rather like Robin Hood, or none at all, take your pick) was a J.ew, born in Palestine.

    And not all Muslims are Arabs – In fact the majority are not.

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    The French do that as well – it stops the seller ripping you off with inferior stuff. Washing it before eating is always preferable, as rats and birds have a habit of using both as toilets, and that’s worse than a strangers mitts for me!

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    Alweady happening, my dear, alweady happening.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Or to the latest teenage girlfriend. Boaz.

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    What a plonker. says:

    Do not be too hard on Milliband minor ,He is the Tories best weapon .
    Only Bollocks or his boy wife could be worse.

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    eternal optimist says:

    thought he must have been talking of that Portrait of Courage,the MP from Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath

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    Marion the cat says:

    Yes, I miss Benny Hill as well.

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    Marion the cat says:

    Takes me back to happier days when the country was less polluted (or maybe I didn’t recognise it then).

  166. 166
    Marion the cat says:

    As I have said elsewhere, if you live in the Midlands Oxford is NOT in the North.


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