May 8th, 2012

Oxford Union’s Rack Torture

Madeline Grant, a 19-year-old student at Oxford University was running for the position of librarian of the Oxford Union with the slogan: ‘I don’t hack, I just have a great rack.’ As a result, a Union tribunal on Wednesday evening fined her £120 for ‘bringing the Union into disrepute’ and the politically correct humourless lefties have made Madeline’s life a misery.  She says she “wanted to make a point about the people who run the Union taking themselves far too seriously, and their response has proved  that point. I’ve also found it very interesting that I was being accused of sexism, but they went to great lengths to punish a woman for making a joke about her body. I can’t help thinking that seems strange.”

She shouldn’t worry, anyone can see she has a great future in front of her.


388 Comments

  1. 1
    Ed Mili-Bot says:

    “anyone can see she has a great future in front of her.”

    This does not compute

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    • 11
      Gordon Brown says:

      Throws Nokia

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        jimbojones says:

        Don’t worry Miss Grant. The humourless bedwetters who make up the oxford union are just the kind of no-hopers who read the guardian, never get laid and will ultimately end up miserable.

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          Sack Vichy Dave - Elect a Tory says:

          Fabulous qualifications!

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          • Splooge says:

            Meh.. debatable

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          • Sack Vichy Dave - Elect a Tory says:

            Mass Debatable!

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          • PAR-LIAR=MENT says:

            Trying to Brain WASH women into Lezzas and not the flash off creatures that MEN love ? Life is shit enough without the Social Science experiment financially supported by the State apparatus. I suppose they want all children off loaded onto the State FOSTERING system. Destroying the family so Women can Work like Men and pay the Heavy taxes that the State need to Support the Ponzi Scheme.

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          • Nick and Dave's 5 year gay tractor plan says:

            Excellent, fatty Fawkes! Top diversion!

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        • 223
          Nick and Dave says:

          What a pair of tits!

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          PC clitoris says:

          just tell them wankers to fcuk off.bunch of arse bandits!!!

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          • Booty in the I of the beholder says:

            Here here! I hope she did not pay their ridiculous “fine” either but told them to stick their notice where the sun don’t shine.

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        • 348
          Paul says:

          The humourless bedwetters who make up the oxford union are just the kind of no-hopers who – unfortunately – end up running the country.

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          yeah, right.... says:

          And tend to end up in government, running the BBC, heading up tax-sponging quangos and coming across all punchable on Any Questions.

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        • 375
          Anonymous says:

          Are male applicants to be chosen by the size of their pricks?

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        • 388
          Anonymous says:

          and leader of the Labour Party

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        Guardian reading feminist hag says:

        We thank you Gordon for your helping Tony to enrich our country and replace the inferior English:

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9239126/Gang-convicted-for-sex-trafficking.html

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          Archie says:

          The Telegraph has closed comments on this article!

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          • BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

            BBC News has just informed the nation that this wasn’t a racist matter due to a study of abused children from last year, which showed that 38% of these crimes were committed by whites and 25% by Asians – no reference to the relative prevalence of each racial type in the UK of course.

            Nothing to see here, move along.

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          • Moose Limbs says:

            its not a race fing, its a religious fing innit

            kufr = fair game

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          • AC1 says:

            >which showed that 38% of these crimes were committed by whites and 25% by Asians

            Only those convicted…

            We know that cases involving more-equal religions get closed…

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          Anonymous says:

          Their precious prophet fucked a 9 year old – no surprise that they would try to mimic him.

          The only surprise is that their victims weren’t preteens.

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          • Peter Carter-Fuck says:

            They are careful only to rape 13 year old white girls and older; the penalties for raping under 13s being much harsher. They know what they are doing. I am only glad that the politically correct thought stazi of the Greater Manchester Police have decreed that this is not a race crime. I am sure that any gangs of white rapists planning to abuse Asian children will take note.

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      Terrible But True says:

      I think the University of East Anglia has a ‘model’ for that… am I allowed bad puns in the current po-faced climate? Am I allowed to say climate?

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    • 52
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Just up my street. Phone number please anyone? Boaz.

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        Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

        She’s way too old for you. She’s 19, for feck’s sake.

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    • 65
      Hyprocrisy thy name is Lefty says:

      Lefties hate lefty women getting above themselves. You’ll never see a lefty female prime-minister.
      You’m mark moi worrrds!

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      Archie says:

      I would!

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      Mine d'Boggles says:

      Rack scorcher, shurely?

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        Boudicca says:

        The same women complaining about Madeline’s campaign would probably have praised last year’s “Slut Walk.”

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        • 191
          Sir Aston Martin says:

          Your Queenness

          You do not understand the Left. There is no “probably” about it. The thinking is this: because I am a leftie, whatever I think, say and do is virtuous and axiomatically correct. Because you are a rightie, whatever you say, think and do arises from grubby, venal, and thoroughly evil motives, and your chief wish is to exploit and humiliate the vulnerable.

          Once you understand this thoroughly, all becomes clear!

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          • jgm2 says:

            If that’s true then why do all the cultural enrichers vote (postally) for Labour? (When they’re not voting for George Galloway).

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        • 244
          Just saying says:

          I hope she refuses to pay this ridiculous fine.

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      Engineer says:

      The things some girls will do to get a Guido Fawkes Totty Watch Tag.

      Mind you, she earns it….and she’s not wrong about her rack.

      Good luck for the future Miss Grant, and keep socking it to the po-faced lefties!

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        Gonkione says:

        I agree with him. Bunch of Wankers. Miss Grant you look gorgeous, and please don’t pay the fine.

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    • 262
      Grrr says:

      Was in Oxford Uni a few months ago.

      The place is more Leftist than a N Korean death camp. Upper class Marxists as far as the eye could see.. you couldn’t throw Das Kapital (printed on FairTrade paper of course) withouth hitting a working class revolutionary hero with a cut glass accent.

      Pims a-cklock!

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  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m first

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    Simon. says:

    I trust she was fined for the “Americanism” ~ great rack. We have to maintain standards old girl, it is Oxford!

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  4. 5
    Rh- says:

    lefties with no sense of humour? ………… well I never!

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      a non says:

      Not necessarily true. Perhaps just a different sense.
      After all- They accepted Ed Milibland.

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    • 136
      jgm2 says:

      Lefties trying to get political rivals struck off the ballot paper? That doesn’t sound like them at all.

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      A Leftie says:

      Oh thats not true we have plenty of jokes about Fatcher and evil baby eating tory posh boys !

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      • 266
        Rh- says:

        you are ben elton and I claim my fiver! Now … why have you never been funny when you bill yourself a comedian?

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    • 292
      That bald guy on Mock the Week says:

      Look at that Cameron and his posh mates. They are so posh they don’t even know how posh they are. I mean how posh can you be? He’s so posh I just can’t believe it. Oh and that Boris he’s posh too. And Osborne, I bet he wishes he went to Eton with his posh mates Cameron and Boris.

      (Cue hows of “laughter” from lefty BBC audience)

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  5. 6
    MOD says:

    Has she been hit in the back by 2 Argy Exocets?

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    Fl@nge? says:

    Flange!

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    Terrible But True says:

    ‘As a result, a Union tribunal on Wednesday evening fined her £120 for ‘bringing the Union into disrepute’’

    Purely as a matter of law, how does that work?
    If my Uni’s student uni had tried that on any in my faculty, after being told where to stick it they might have lived to regret pissing off the Civil Engineers.

    Meanwhile, on the repute from, how is that going for ‘em now, and are they fining each other?

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      Fuct says:

      Indeed. Aiui only a magistrate or judge can fine someone. Maybe it’s in the Ts & Cs on joining the union ? I’d pay them in cheques. Lots of cheques. Hundreds of the buggers.

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      You may think it couldn't happen but it to you it can says:

      I suspect that it will be in the University Charter etc which you have agreed to abide by(opt out not an option or you cannot enrol) when enrolling as a student…the SU will be included in that as I suspect it will be covered regulations ALL undegrads are automatically members of the Student Union on enrolment …if you’re a student now check out the Student handbook you were handed at enrolment(handed to you with all the other bumpff you got at freshers week and probably now somewhere under the mess in your room etc) and for which you signed to say you’d received etc so they’ve got you by the shorts me old mate …sorry.

      You could be fined for getting completly rat-arsed in the Town not Campus be arrested and charged with D&D and also face sanctions by University senate as a Undergrad or postgrade etc. for bringing Uni into disrepute..you could be in the worse case scenario “sent down” permanently or temporarily .. or refused to be allowed to graduate it all depends how po-faced your Vice-Chancellor etc is……usually an element of leniency is allowed but not always…incidentally even when you’ve graduated your degree is at the discretion of the University’s Senate and therefore you can be technically stripped of it any any time if the Senate considers that you’ve brought the university into dis-repute etc

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      • 128
        Mr Ed Ballsup says:

        Does dressIng up in a Nazi uniform bring the Union into disrepute ?

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          Sir Aston Martin says:

          No, it qualifies you to tell everyone else what to do. It also qualifies you to act as right-hand man to a foul-smelling lunatic who pisses his pants and is good at stealing pensions and generally trashing an entire country’s economy, leaving its people in poverty and despair.

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          • Gordon Brown says:

            We will not pass by on the other side, it is not in our DNA.
            We will cross to the other side for the poor and unfortunate and once we have relieved them of their last remaining pittance ( for the gre@ter good you understand).
            We shall stride forward onto the sunlit uplands of social justice for all, where our fairness agenda re@ches it’s logical conclusion, equal poverty for all ( except us ).

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          Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

          No but it does qualify you to be Shadow Chancellor

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      Anonymous says:

      Surely those wankers at the Union have now brought the Union into even greater disrepute as most people in the country now think they are arseholes. Will they be fining thmselves ?

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      Jeffrey Bernard says:

      Dunno how it works. The Union is not the same as the Students Union. Hard to see what their comeback would be if she simply resigned her membership.
      She should have gone to Cambridge: her humour would have been appreciated there.

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        Booty in the I of the beholder says:

        These winkers simply breast-taking arrogance. I think she should poke their eyes out with a 44 double D hardknit.

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    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Its a pert of the job

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    Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

    WTFis a rack when it’s at home?

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    jockox3 says:

    Is “Librarian” some euphemism?

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    Guidoisation of Mexican politics says:

    Talking of a great rack…

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  12. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, this is both pervy and un-newsworthy

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      Neo Guido's mirror says:

      Perfect for this blog, then.

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      Taxfodder says:

      This site is about tits, trivia, turd MPs and all around general bollocks! news is way down the list.

      In any case, one mans news is anothers non event (aka bullshite)…….however

      From the comparative warmth of my cosy green house (fusias in bud burst as we speak) I doubt the lovely Maddy will care one fig about a fine from self appointed puffed up idiots in the Oxford Union.

      I know I don’t….flaunt therm girl tits trump turnips anyday of the week!

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      The Ghost of William S Burroughs says:

      Pervy? Pure cornfed wholesomeness, I assure you Gentlemen. You wanna try orgasm-kick ovens of Minraud, inna junk-sick Mayan limestone cave con fruto, Pops. That’s pervy. Sheesh, all you limey Guardian readers kinda creepily repressed, Jack… You wanna meet up with me after I’ve finished this fix? Uncle Bill’l loosen you up…

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  13. 19
    terry ball says:

    Look sharp! Posh totty with terrific top-bollocks ahead!

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  14. 22
    Phwooooooar! says:

    She reminds me of Nigella Lawson.

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    Laughing hangman says:

    Yes I would in the blink of an eye

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    towerofbabble says:

    Think she may be accused of padding out her cv, so to speak, judging by other photos in the Daily Mail article….

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      Hugh Mann says:

      Aye, that photographer’s done a good job – made mountains out of molehills. Pretty girl though.

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    What do you expect from the left... says:

    Bloody typical of our future lefty leaders – where do they come from , poor sweet things!!!

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    A small object of desire says:

    Nigella = emboinpoint +10.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    How can a union tribunal fine her anything? Did she return her library books late or something?

    Fucking unions, all run by retarded mongs.

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      BB Hill says:

      In my experience, unions are made up of ugly, opinionated dykes and hammy-arsed, sandal wearing men. It is clear that neither of these groups would have stood a chance with that hot piece of pussy!

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        Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        You just know those running the union will end up in the Liebore party or working for some mong department in the public sector or even worse the BBC.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Are they the real thing or has she had a touch of the Katie Price’s? I only ask as, on detailed and close inspection, the norks in question seem to have swollen in recent times:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2140092/Madeline-Grant-Oxford-University-student-fined-120-joking-great-rack-liberal-arts-course.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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    Yvette boy Cooper MP says:

    These poor nine ‘men’ involved in so called sex trafficking were just trying to enrich the local community. And because of their mild religious beliefs they didn’t understand what they were doing was upsetting these white trash girls who by all accounts were asking for it.

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      joescotus says:

      if this gets aired on the mathew shyte show tomorrow listen to how uber lefty unfunny as a anal fissure cancer ridden non talented khuunnt steve furst spins it

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  22. 39
    Richard Timney says:

    I’d pay to view those.

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    Lib Dem Voter says:

    I demand we put the country’s economic problems on hold…and concentrate on legislating against harpies like this..and reforming the Lords.

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  24. 47
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    Dont waste your time and energies highlighting the hypocrisy, and fascist leanings of those arsehole lefties dear

    Just get your fuckin gorgeous knockers oot

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    Past caring about molly coddled students. Jog on says:

    I really don’t care about the existence of pretentious students. Her head is so far up her arse she thinks her own shit smells of roses. This is coming from the Right?. Jog On you silly, attention seeking, jumped up pathetic moron. The rack? whatever that is, maybe ok but the attention seeking whining is just pathetic! Jog On!

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    Moley says:

    Very nice too.

    Changing the subject , does anyone else agree that Ireland is now saddled with an “Odious Debt” ( A term in International law.)

    Does this preamble ring a bell?

    “In international law, odious debt is a legal theory which holds that the national debt incurred by a regime for purposes that do not serve the best interests of the nation, should not be enforceable. Such debts are thus considered by this doctrine to be personal debts of the regime that incurred them and not debts of the state. In some respects, the concept is analogous to the invalidity of contracts signed under coercion”.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/article/odious-debt-definition

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    • 260
      Engineer says:

      In Ireland’s case, is the regime that incurred the debt the democratically elected government of Ireland, the not-quite-so-democratically elected European Commission, or the completely unelected European Central Bank?

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    • 263
      Engineer says:

      Damned legumes. Try again.

      In Ireland’s case, is the regime that incurred the debt the democratically elected government of Ireland, the not-quite-so-democratically elected Europe-an Commission, or the completely unelected Europe-an Central Bank?

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        Rolf Harris says:

        Interesting.

        US ‘Vulture Funds’ have bought up the debts of some thirld-world countries for a mere pittance (relatively speaking).

        They have subsequently and successfully pursued these impoverished countries through US courts to have the debts recognised and enforced.

        Needless to say, the US Courts have upheld these fine principles of capitalism, and ruled that thepeople of the countries owe the money to the US funds.

        One might have argued that the people of these countries should have risen up and overthrown their corrupt leaders. On the other hand, they were no doubt subjugated with the help of the arms their dictators had bought.

        Bought from the arms trade, led by the US. Using money lent by US banks. Which created the debt in the first place.

        Effectively, the poor are paying US speculators for the bullets used to subjugate them.

        Vulture Funds. Lovely people.

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          Oh no effing modded again says:

          Interesting.

          US ‘Vulture Funds’ have bought up the debts of some thirld-world countries for a mere pittance (relatively spe*king).

          They have subsequently and successfully pursued these impoverished countries through US courts to have the debts recognised and enforced.

          Needless to say, the US Courts have upheld these fine principles of capitalism, and ruled that the people of the countries owe the money to the US funds.

          One might have argued that the people of these countries should have risen up and overthrown their corrupt leaders. On the other hand, they were no doubt subjugated with the help of the arms their dictators had bought.

          Bought from the arms trade, led by the US. Using money lent by US banks. Which created the debt in the first place.

          Effectively, the poor are paying US speculators for the bullets used to subjugate them.

          Vulture Funds. Arms Dealers. Bankers. Lovely people.

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  27. 54
    Jimmy the Cripple says:

    Oh dear, poor cow. Life is not fair! Get over it and do your coursework silly, immature cow!

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  28. 56
    Anonymous says:

    Definitely one of the titterati……

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    Border Terrier says:

    Top totty – which we never see on conservativehome.

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    Anonymous says:

    it could be because of non-disclosure as she hasn’t actually confirmed whether she has niples like fighter pilots’ thumbs – hence potentially misleading.

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  32. 61
    Anonymous says:

    A friend of mine was attacked by an asian gang in Small Heath, Birmingham. A police patrol rescued him and arrested some of the gang, but the CPS decided there was no case because the very short, out of condition, white man might have thrown the first blow. Not suprised to hear that the CPS couldn’t find enough evidence to prosecute in this case either back in 2008 even with DNA evidence, until there was a change of government.

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    • 70
      joescotus says:

      your posting a racist comment hand yourself into the nearest police station admit your a racist bastard and take the full punishment from the courts!

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      • 143
        Rising Star in the Metropolitian Police says:

        Because of your thought crimes your name will be added to our blacklist….errr oh fuck I will have to arrest myself now. Still its been so long since I arrested anyone I might actually enjoy the experience.

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    • 76
      legal crook says:

      Is this the same CPS that tried to indict Channel 4 for exposing that dodgy mosque!

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    • 92
      Fabian Judge says:

      56 days in jail for you.

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    • 107
      The "Oh, Really?" Factor says:

      I can match that one. Two reporters for a Virginia newspaper are attacked by teenagers of a particular complexion. Police allegedly mishandle the investigation, and the reporters’ own newspaper fails to report the incident in the first place. The story stays buried for two weeks since “nobody wants to stir up animosity.”

      http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/2012/05/08/bill-oreilly-bias-crime-cover-virginia-grows

      (FOX News, a Murdoch property, the only national outlet covering the story.)

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    • 110
      Crown Letting Off Service ( Selective ) says:

      That will be this hair gelled prat, talking about cuts which sadly appear to have spared him!

      http://www.cps.gov.uk/

      He is of course the gutless wonder who did nothing about Uddin.

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  33. 72
    Observer says:

    Libraries have racks. Only people with naughty minds could see this would-be librarian’s words as anything other than a shelving-related witticism.

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    Not Trevor Phillips head of head of the Commission for Racial Equality says:

    A gang of exclusively asian mozzed-up pakistani peeedohs rape, drug, beat-up and otherwise abuse exclusively white female children, but it ain’t nothin’ racial, no sirreebobbb.

    How the fuck does that work?

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    two mass debating points.

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    anonymous says:

    … and yet another rich failure resigns his job and is given £1.5 million pay out. Just where do they get the money because most other people are struggling????

    Forgot, silly me, it’s the tories wat did it, innit???????

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    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Oh dear, some woman “Hawking her Mutton” to get what she wants. Blimey, never seen that happen before……

    By the way, as a method of assessing the worthiness of Totty on this blog could we introduce the DODI scale.

    DODI is an acronym for Days On Desert Island and the concept is, if you were shipwrecked on a desert island with a particular person (male or female, to cater for all genders and tastes) how many days would it be before you would want to indulge in carnality.

    The scale would run from 1 to infinity, with 1 being the highest score and… you get the gist.

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      Handicapped says:

      So, this guy retires and booked himself on a Caribbean cruise.
      He was having the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
      He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,only bananas and coconuts.
      After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
      In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?”
      She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.”
      “Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.”
      “Oh, this thing?” explains the woman. “I made the boat out of some raw material. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.”
      “But, where did you get the tools?”
      Oh, that was no problem,” replied the woman.”On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware.”
      The guy is stunned.
      “Let’s row over to my place,” she says “and I’ll give you a tour.”
      So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, “It’s not much, but I call it home. Please sit down. Would you like a drink?”
      “No! No thank you,” the man blurts out, still dazed. “I can’t take another drop of coconut juice.”
      “Oh it’s not coconut juice,” winks the woman. “I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?”
      Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, “I’m going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There’s a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.”
      No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
      “This woman is amazing,” he muses. “What’s next?”
      When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
      “Tell me,” she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, “We’ve both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around?
      She stares into his eyes.
      He can’t believe his hearing. “You mean,” he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes, “You built a golf course?”

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      • 203
        Clifton Fields says:

        Oh fuck off you tedious Hunt.

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          just asking says:

          Do you honestly expect anyone to trawl through that boring bollocks?

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          • Ms Rosa Klebb President of the Oxford Union says:

            I didnt get it, can you tell it again.

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          • pleasures mine says:

            So, this guy retires and booked himself on a Caribbean cruise.
            He was having the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
            He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing,only bananas and coconuts.
            After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore.
            In disbelief, he asks, “Where did you come from? How did you get here?”
            She replies, “I rowed over from the other side of the island where I landed when my cruise ship sank.”
            “Amazing,” he notes. “You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you.”
            “Oh, this thing?” explains the woman. “I made the boat out of some raw material. The oars were whittled from gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm tree branches, and the sides and stern came from a Eucalyptus tree.”
            “But, where did you get the tools?”
            Oh, that was no problem,” replied the woman.”On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron and I used that to make tools and used the tools to make the hardware.”
            The guy is stunned.
            “Let’s row over to my place,” she says “and I’ll give you a tour.”
            So, after a short time of rowing, she soon docks the boat at a small wharf. As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a long stone walk leading to a cabin and tree house. While the woman ties up the rowboat with an expertly woven hemp rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house, she says casually, “It’s not much, but I call it home. Please sit down. Would you like a drink?”
            “No! No thank you,” the man blurts out, still dazed. “I can’t take another drop of coconut juice.”
            “Oh it’s not coconut juice,” winks the woman. “I have a still. How would you like a Tropical Spritz?”
            Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch to talk. After they exchange their individual survival stories, the woman announces, “I’m going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower and shave? There’s a razor in the bathroom cabinet upstairs.”
            No longer questioning anything, the man goes upstairs into the bathroom. There, in the cabinet is a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone. Two shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism.
            “This woman is amazing,” he muses. “What’s next?”
            When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but some small flowers on tiny vines, each strategically positioned, she smelled faintly of gardenias. She then beckons for him to sit down next to her.
            “Tell me,” she begins suggestively, slithering closer to him, “We’ve both been out here for many months. You must have been lonely. When was the last time you played around?
            She stares into his eyes.
            He can’t believe his hearing. “You mean,” he swallows excitedly as tears start to form in his eyes, “You built a golf course?”

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          • SpAd says:

            Ronnie Corbett told that one in the 1970s!

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  38. 82
    if there's trouble, always follow the pipe and slippers brigade says:

    I can’t help thinking that there’s an ugly Tom Watson lookalike lezza behind this decision.

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  39. 83
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    Definately one of the titterati

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  40. 84
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    I trust she’ll be voting UKIP.

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  41. 85
    Felch says:

    Tell em to go suck on it

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  42. 87
    genghiz the kahn says:

    On a scale of one to ten, I’d give her 1.

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  43. 89
    Tron says:

    She gets my vote.

    Like

  44. 90
    Greater Manchester Police says:

    On the Rochdale grooming gang convicted for sex trafficking.

    “It had nothing to do with race”

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    • 91
      Tron says:

      BBC says “Oh no, no, no, no, no……”

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    • 101
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Agreed it’s not race it’s religion, ‘Asian men’ if I were Chinese or Indian I’d be getting fucked off with the BBC painting me as an extremist nut job. We know WHO the problem is with, it’s the ‘religion of peace’

      Fuckwit Peter Allen on Radio 5 is getting in a right old mess, he’s getting flack for calling them Asian.

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    • 102
      Double Standards says:

      If it was the other way around it would be!

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    • 115
      Anonymous says:

      Its time this infestation of muzzies was finally dealt with.

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    • 134
      Nicky Campbell overpaid BBC twat says:

      ITV report that 83% of r*** g*** convictions are P*******i men. The BBC couldn’t be bothered to do any research, why bother, the BBC have a view and will make you believe it.

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      • 186
        just saying says:

        Excellent informative and fair report about this case on ITN this evening.

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      • 214
        Fuck the Dhimmi Leftist Media says:

        C4 News now parroting the same line.

        Produced some ‘researcher’ from somewhere who concluded that overall it was white men who were far worse at this sort of thing.

        Christ on a fucking bike.

        Goebells would be proud of these scum bags.

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        • 233
          Mr Slater says:

          Parroting? Did they say (ting), Sir, (ping) or munch cuttle in a witty, engaging way? I think not! How dare you compare honest psittacines to these brainless propagandist drones! They are far more like Macaws, if anything.

          I shall be writing to Parrot & Budgie (incorporating Cockatiel Fancier’s Digest) Monthly forthwith, demanding an apology from you, Sir!

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    • 144
      Fog on the Tyne says:

      In spite of the fact that there are seven similar cases current, the Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation deliberately muddied the waters by quoting some sham figures about internet grooming and saying such exploitation was a world-wide phenomenon. Any other interpretation is ray sist.

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      • 146
        Licence Slave says:

        I fucking detest the BBC.

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      • 148
        Nicky Campbell overpaid BBC twat says:

        We will be whitewashing this on “Your call” tomorrow morning with out friends from the r******n of P****

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        • 381
          Abdul le bulbul says:

          How do you “whitewash” parkystarny people wot are of a darker shade of Dulux?

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    • 324
      AC1 says:

      It has EVERYTHING to do with iSlam.

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  45. 93
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Labour’s slogan is “with you in tough times”. So why did they leave a national debt of £800 billion when they lost the last election? Miliband and his cronies are hypocrites.

    Like

    • 95
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Other Liebore slogans

      “We stole your pensions”

      ” We flogged off you gold for fuck all”

      “We murdered in your name”

      “We’re fucking liars”

      “We’re the ugly party”

      “There’s no money left”

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      • 99
        I don't need no doctor says:

        Labour murdered in Blair’s name.
        Labour were involved in rendition in Straw’s name.

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        • 234
          Tell i says:

          Labour were best mates with Murdoch for 15 years.

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        • 305
          Moley says:

          The Americans apparently used torture to persuade prisoners to make up stories about Iraq and Al Qaida to provide a pretext for invading Iraq.

          They knew perfectly well that torture produces unreliable intelligence; they were counting on it.

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  46. 103
    Owen Jones says:

    what’s a rack? I don’t get it.

    Power to the people.

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  47. 104
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How do we get the TV license fee payers to vote against the BBC executives pay? I want their pay cut by at least 50%!
    Any ideas?

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  48. 108
    cityferret says:

    jugs all round please

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  49. 109
    Egged Miliband says:

    Is she some sort of asset stripper?

    Like

  50. 112
    Gloone says:

    Hoping she doesn’t pay it. What a fucking farce.

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  51. 116
    I LOVE EWA*ME says:

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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    • 121
      . says:

      this blog is so boring without her

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    • 133
      Grassy Knolls says:

      +1 At least she had some experience of real life. The people on here give the impression that their lives have been conducted via a computer screen.

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      • 137
        Thumb Screw says:

        +2

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        • 167
          Anonymous says:

          If you call getting rogered from behind by knuckle dragging pub monkeys and waking up in a skip ‘experience of life’, then you’re probably right.

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          • He used to cut my grass. He was a very nice boy says:

            Better than staring at a screen all day, isn’t it? The last interesting thing you did was organise “raves” and ply people with illegal drugs. How cool are you, babes?

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          • proctologist says:

            “Better than staring at a screen all day.”

            Er, are you sure about love?

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      • 152
        Get Real !! says:

        They’re all from the political/journalistic/bullshit/PR/wiffle-waffle/degree in PPE/used to flog ecstasy side of the coin.

        Why do you think less than a third of people bother to vote or buy papers?

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        • 190
          Spot On Nail On Head says:

          Less than a third of people give a toss and, of those, 90% are journalists.

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          • I'll ask this again: How many non-productive journalistic-types are hiding in the *employed* figures says:

            How many bullshitters is this country harbouring and when are they going to do something productive?

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          • Spot On Nail On Head says:

            3 million. They are part of our problem. That’s 3 million people not doing anything productive.

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  52. 117
    Their all in it together says:

    Hollande becomes the French president then all of a sudden Barroso says the stalled engine of Europ℮an growth needs to be kick-started. It seems the French tail is wagging the EU dog yet again.

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    • 140
      Jane Birkin from Paris says:

      What part of ‘Hollande only has half a brain ‘ do you not understand?

      The guy is a complete and utter tosser who has just struck lucky because Sarko upset too many influential people.

      The Greeks will soon be out of the Euro.

      I hope Osborne obtained adequate security to back up our loans to them.

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  53. 119
    anonymous says:

    so much for open and transparent government

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/may/08/nhs-risk-register-publication-vetoed

    lansley is a c’unt

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    • 171
      cunt watch says:

      They are all c’unts.

      They will, one day soon, regret fucking about with the electorate.

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    • 228
      Another Engineer says:

      Thе rіsk rеgіstеr tеlls yоu vеry lіttlе.

      If іt іs publіshеd іt wіll оnly hаvе thе BBC jumpіng up аnd dоwn sаyіng – оh lооk, thеrе іs а rіsk thаt аll thе NHS hоspіtаls wіll burn dоwn sіmultаnеоusly аnd wе nееd tо buіld а sеcоnd sеt tо kееp іn mоthbаlls just іn cаsе. Thеy’ll іgnоrе thе lіkеlіhооd cоlumn аnd just lооk аt thе іmpаct.

      Its thе Rumsfеlds thаt wіll gеt yоu, аnywаy. Thе unknоwn unknоwns.

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  54. 124
    jgm2 says:

    In a country where we had an elected politician mewling in a leotard, where we’ve had ‘The Natural Law Party’ in party political broadcasts, ‘The Monster Raving Looney Party’, A football mascot in a monkey suit being elected mayor, our PM, Gordon Brown, scrambling around a hotel kitchen for a photo op with his man-crush, and an economy arse-raped by incompetent Labour fuckwits this woman is found to be bringing the Union into disrepute?

    I’d demand a recount if I were her.

    Good old Oxford Union. ‘This House will in no circumstances fight for its King and Country.’ They were free to debate that in the days of Empire but in the days of ‘OK’ and ‘Hello’ they’re not free to say ‘Check out my rack – vote for me’?

    Polly Toynbee will be pleased. Keeping up standards.

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  55. 126
    sw says:

    these rich bastards just never know when to stop do they?

    CEO of Aviva resigns and still gets £1.5 million payout

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/insurance/9251359/Andrew-Moss-steps-down-as-Aviva-chief.html

    as the unemployed numbers grow, as poverty increases …. he must be worth it eh?

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    • 161
      Raving Loon says:

      He’s worth what the shareholders are willing to pay him. His compensation, high or low, has no impact on UK unemployment. One man’s wealth is not another man’s poverty.

      Like

      • 245
        Mike hunt says:

        What? There is not a fixed sized cake?

        Well fuck me.

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      • 247
        knob says:

        that’s bollox

        one man’s wealth is another hundred men’s enslavement

        or haven’t you heard of oppression

        i know you must be a thick tory

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        • 265
          Just saying says:

          And you seriously accuse others of talking bollocks!

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        • 268

          That’s not just bollocks, that’s Leftie bollocks from another member of the Union of Looters.

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        • 322
          AC1 says:

          Only in Marxism is one mans earnings another mans problem, because Marxism destroys wealth creation and it becomes a zero sum game of loot the other before they loot you.

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  56. 127
    ITV News has just reported says:

    In the UK 83% of gang related rape and grooming of young girls is down to men of Paкistaη origin. Looks like that Mr Griffin chap was right all along, and to think they almost jailed him in 2006 at Leeds Crown Court for saying so.

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  57. 130
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So the BBC tells us that the M***** R*** G*** isn’t a ‘rasce’ issue. ITV however tell us that in the case of r*** G**** 83% of the men are P*******i

    The BBC once again telling lies using our money.

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  58. 135
    ToonBob... says:

    No doubts these people will be cracking one off behind closed doors ;)

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  59. 147
    joescotus says:

    just watched itv news apologist “expert bint” gives it the routine pish…thankfully these gang grooming incidents are rare..what the fuck is this tit to the value two on about is she terrified if she tells the truth she will get “the pym fortune treatment..they might be rare to her a bubble dwelling lefty bitch..but the gang grooming incidents were’nt rare to the victims..utter fudd!

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    • 150
      genghiz the kahn says:

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/may/08/asian-sex-gangs-on-street-grooming

      Asian Sex Gangs – Russia, Japan, China, Burma, Thailand, Vietnam, Malaysia, am just wondering when the Gruaniad will lock the comments.

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      • 153
        nellnewman says:

        I think you missed out the catholic church there – they too have been guilty of child grooming on an industrial scale and then trying to cover it up.

        Evil is found in many places and flourishes in ignorance and secrecy.

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        • 159
          Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

          Yes but the BBC made it very clear it was Catholics doing it, not ‘European men’

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        • 160
          ToonBob... says:

          Giving choirboys extra oral lessons….. is that an offence?

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        • 162
          joescotus says:

          the catholic evil has’nt been covered up by the media and the community cohesihion arseholes

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        • 163
          genghiz the kahn says:

          Have a look at the comments on that Gruaniad link, it almost looks like a plea from the researchers for more money to ‘investigate’ the problem, or further their own careers or feather their own nests.

          Doesn’t seem to be much concern for the girls who were raped from the from the authors of the article.

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        • 253
          Mike hunt says:

          funny that, have you noticed what these have in common?

          Insane sky-pixie worship devised by men to justify sexual subjugation of women.
          The religion of pe*ce decrees that non musli* women are worthless and can therefore be screwed by all and sundry.

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      • 155
        joescotus says:

        usual lefty drivel

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      • 165
        jgm2 says:

        Perhaps, like ‘Operation Trident’ which was specifically set up to deal with bl*a*ck gun-crime they should set up an operation to deal specifically with nonce ‘Asians’. It apparently being something of a feature of our cultural enrichment.

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    • 321
      AC1 says:

      Rare = “We (Medja and Police/CPS) cover them up normally”

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  60. 154
    P***i R*p*st says:

    I think I will get 20 hours community service (suspended for a week).

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  61. 156
    Nicky Campbell overpaid BBC twat says:

    The lefty media are going to be in uproar over this, expect the BBC to pull out all the stops.

    You won’t be able to buy a tin of whitewash in the UK for the next few weeks.

    Of course the other group that once again failed are the c u n t Police, how is it these fucking fat idle twats can arrest someone on Twitter in seconds yet can’t manage to take action against a r****t?

    Fat idle useless fucking mongs in silly noddy cars.

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    • 164
      Scholar says:

      It is all entirely legitimate and can be found in the K****.

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      • 166
        jgm2 says:

        Quite so. These cultural enrichers will be scratching their heads wondering why it is they’re in jail when, if they’d carried out these crimes back home, it would be the girls getting buried under a truck-load of rocks for their behaviour.

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        • 168
          Scholar says:

          Quite so – I have just finished having sex with my wife, as she has been dead less than the legal limit of six hours.

          Like

          • if it's halal it must be kosher says:

            I think they have to drain the poor cow of blood halal fashion before they pork her.

            Like

          • fuck Tesco says:

            Q. Why have I stopped going to my local Tesco store?
            A. Because they have just opened a halal counter.

            Bastards, Tesco are appeasing the home grown terror.

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  62. 157
    The Real World says:

    Couldn’t help noticing it says ‘Hot Buttons’ to the right.

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  63. 170
    screw the lot of them - Lib/Lab/Con go to hell says:

    Great cultural enrichment!

    Politicians who were / are part of the cultural cleansing of this once great country deserve everything they get. Revenge will certainly be sweet.

    Abdul Aziz, 41, of Armstrong Hurst Close, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy and trafficking for sexual exploitation.

    Kabeer Hassan, 25, of Lacrosse Avenue, Oldham, Greater Manchester, found guilty of conspiracy and rape.

    Adil Khan, 42, of Oswald Street, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy and trafficking for sexual exploitation.

    Abdul Rauf, 43, of Darley Road, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy and trafficking for sexual exploitation.

    Mohammed Sajid, 35, of Jepheys Street, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy, trafficking, one count of rape and one count of sexual activity with a child.

    Abdul Qayyum, 44, of Ramsay Street, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy.

    Mohammed Amin, 45, of Falinge Road, Rochdale, found guilty of conspiracy and sexual assault.

    Hamid Safi, 22, was found guilty of conspiracy and trafficking.

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  64. 179
    cunt's the lot of them - including you says:

    That’s right Fawkes. Censor anything that goes against the make-as-much-money-out-of-the-chavs-as-possible corporatist theme.

    Fuck you.

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  65. 183
    All politicians are CUNTS says:

    FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR HELL HOLES MUZZIES.

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  66. 187
    Tower Hamlets voter says:

    She will have the last laugh. She will work in an investmentbank, marry an Earl’s son, have four lovely children and live in Chelsea and Wiltshire, Dave and Deirdre Spart, her nemesis at the Oxford Union, will occupy something and then coordinate the Guardian/BBC coverage of people occupying something.

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    • 200
      jgm2 says:

      Dave and Deirdre Spart, her nemesis at the Oxford Union, will occupy something and then coordinate the Guardian/BBC coverage of people occupying something.

      And perhaps one in a thousand of these professional Sparts will get a job as a Labour MP or high enough up in some quango or employed by the Grauniad to be able to afford their very own villa in Tuscany. But they’ll consider themselves one of the 99%.

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  67. 192
    Ludwig says:

    Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen

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  68. 206
    83% were Pαкi's says:

    Channel 4 news just tried it’s best to white wash it by fudging the figures.

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  69. 208
    Ewan-me says:

    *giggles*

    @ Anonymous May 8, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    U knows nothin bout me , babes , an I knows nothin bout u .

    I DOES know u’s indebted to someone , tho :)

    Suck on that , babes x .

    E x .

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  70. 210
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I say chaps! I went to a jolly tractor factory today – don’t know what it does – but they seemed jolly keen on something! Anyway, Gordon bally well used to do tractor stats, – so here are mine!!!

    Dave’s Tractor Stats for the past weeks / months / years :

    Reduction in overall taxation £0.00

    Reduction in payments to EUSSR £0.00

    Reduction in National Debt £0.00

    Reduction in Funny Money £0.00

    Amount of value of Real Money restored £0.00

    Reduction in Wind Farm scam expenditure £0.00

    QUANGOs burned on my bonfire – nil

    Reduction in number of iļļégąl ĭmmĭgŗants – nil

    Number of iļļégąl ĭmmĭgŗants returned – nil

    Reduction in Civil Service – nil

    Powers repatriated from EUSSR – nil

    Number of Wind Farms uprooted – nil

    Steps to reduce Binge Pasty Eating – in place

    And I’m sure you’ll agree those stats are jolly super! – watt? Wattage? Watter?

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    • 251
      Boys from the blacklist says:

      Number of entirely innocent words and phrases in common usage in the english Language which are now deemed offensive and may lead to a jail sentence in the very near future : + 324 and rising.

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    • 252
      knob says:

      there’s no point mate , they aren’t taking any notice – the juniors are still fixated with the tits at the top

      funny how there’s so many millionaires on here cos none of them can be at work

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  71. 216
    I love the FT says:

    If she wants to be an Intern I am sure that BoJO will find a spot for her

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  72. 219
    • 237
      screw the lot of them says:

      “Comments on this page are now closed.”

      LOL, rather like commenting here. Censorship is so last century Fawkes. Do catch up you c’unt.

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    • 254
      will says:

      the guardian has stopped taking comments and what the bet that the thread is not opened tomorrow as the authors of the article are taking a pounding from commentators despite them putting the article up and tryng to say that the 5 cases quoted are not enough

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    • 259
      Poor Bill says:

      Just been over there. God they are so stupid.

      I feel bad reading the mad ravings of these Marxist Monkeys.

      Reading the comments is like enjoying the village idiot being bullied by the village children.

      Not good for your soul.

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  73. 221
    fuck off guido says:

    Oooh, got shares in Tesco Guido?

    How very considerate of you to block my comment about them.

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  74. 243
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The parallell universe BBC says that Boris won by a clear majority, but Hollande’s majority was wafer thin.

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  75. 250
    knob says:

    has anyone noticed that the tory boys don’t like criticism, don’t like being wrong and certainly don’t like it up ‘em???

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    • 255
      not a cash cow says:

      Oh yes, they can’t stand criticism. Especially the corporatist arseholes amongst them.

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      • 277
        you cock says:

        Hahahhahahaha, the left projecting again. Hundreds of left wing comedians slagging off this government on a daily basis on Radio 4, not a fucking peep from anybody, and then Jeremy Clarkson makes a few comments, and the hysterical bitches go off on one right across the media.

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        • 285
          Bringing home the Bacon of Islum (in nasal twang) says:

          ‘fraid it’ll be a bit delayed! Hit a bit of a rock!

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    • 256
      will says:

      you should try the guardian if you do not toe the party line your comment is modded and your access is blocked permanently, so pravda is alive on the left wing

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      • 264
        Lou Scannon says:

        It’s not much better at the Used-to-be-the-Torygraph – but then it was Jonahed a while back.

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  76. 258
    Anonymous says:

    I am delighted she’s running for the post.
    I’d be happier still watching her running for a bus, but I suspect she/they wouldn’t be!
    ;-)

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  77. 267
    I love the FT says:

    I’ll bet she’s on page 3 of the Telegraph tomorrow

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  78. 272
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Going back to the original thread point and the bird with the nice rack, is she actually saying anything Hattie Haetmen and fat Polly say?

    Both think that 50% of top jobs should automatically go to those with breasts, so OK the only proviso should be that they are nice breasts.

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  79. 274
    mystic madge says:

    A tall, dark handsome stranger will come a knocking at your back door with a surprise package today. This could be something big, so don’t be tempted to turn him away if he looks like he’d steal your laptop and 50″ plasma TV.

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  80. 275
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Twat from the Guardian on Sky News defending M****m R*** G***

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    • 278
      Anonymous says:

      What do you mean by defending? Surely he’s not condoning the rape of under age girls?

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  81. 279
    grobdj says:

    Given that the famous rack Pamela Anderson has addressed the Oxford Union, (presumably by invitation), how can this be?

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    • 283
      Rack - of lamb - but not of LieBore Clitorati says:

      I’m sweet, juicy, and very, VERY mouth wateringly tasty!

      So work that out you LieBore Wimmin – G*d help us, they’re an ugly bunch of pickled old samckers, – who the f*ck chose them? – no, – honest, WHO? – the same arseholes that should be ****** up and ****ed?

      And another thing – how much is that horse-faced useless woman being p[aid in Brussels?

      BASTARDS! the lot of them!

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  82. 281
    SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

    Well she can certainly Flick my page and polish my hardback !

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  83. 282
    SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

    I bet she loves a good book

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  84. 288
    Gordon Brown says:

    Nurse!!!

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  85. 289
    Elgin's lost his Marbles says:

    I would advise the lady to bring a complaint of sex discrimination against the Union (and its tribunal members personally) in the County Court. The basis would be that a hypothetical man who made similar comments about his anatomy in the same context would not have been so treated. Seek monetary compensation and a ‘recommendation’ which is more vicious a remedy than it sounds.

    The problem is defining what a man might refer to that is comparable to mammary glands, the most likely answer would be “buttocks”, on the basis that social norms expect modesty in respect of both, when it comes to cracks and racks.

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  86. 290

    What the fuck is the point of these dull-witted propagandists morons on Newsnight? The Euro crisis isn’t over? Wow? You dont’ say. Fucking dickwads. Paul Mason – why? Just why?

    That is all.

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  87. 291
    Saffron says:

    Why in heavens name is this a real subject?.
    Why are most of you not talking about the the shitstorm re the EURO crap that we will be hit with in the near future.
    Who cares if she has big whatsits or not,in fact it is a non issue,talk about the real issues and not crap.

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    • 293
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Because all the main political parties are united in their anal support for the Euro/EU as is the BBC.

      As the Borg would say “Resistance is futile just listen to Nicky Campbell or Vicki Pollard on Radio 5 with his whitewash phone in on Europe, they only let lovers of the EU on, thus making people think there is something wrong with them for thinking otherwise.

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      • 338
        jgm2 says:

        Yep. Same as all that ‘Triumph of The Will’ imagery when Blair was looking for power. Bus-loads of supporters transported round the country. The BBC helpfully shooting from camera angles that suggested hordes of spontaneous supporters numbering in their thousands. All geared to plant the seed – ‘They must be right – it must be me who can’t see it..’

        The choreographed party conferences.

        All part of the same conditioning.

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    • 297
      Everyone says:

      No, I prefer to talk about her racks thanks

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  88. 296
    Saffron says:

    France and Greece were national elections and ours were for local councils,note the difference.
    Now we see Red Ed and Red Balls on a socialist/commie bandstand saying they are on the right track.
    I for one would like ANYONE to tell me when a leftist/commie party ever left office leaving whatever country in a better position economically.
    Answers on a postcard please.

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  89. 299
    Tesco is fucking the country says:

    He wouldn’t dare stop my two pennyworth, either. Fuck Tesco.

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  90. 303
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Jesus fucking Mandelson is on Newsnight, which bush on Hampstead Heath did they look in to find him?

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  91. 304
    Saffron says:

    TO 273
    I agree with you
    The Bolshevic Broadcasting Corporation are traitors to this country of the highest order,as a national state broadcaster they are a disgrace.
    Will the establishment do anything about this and relieve the poor taxpayer of this crimminal license TAX,no they will not.
    Today we saw the Laurel and Hardy double act on tv oh what a charade,the blind leading the blind,in fact when you see this you have to ask yourself which one is the guidedog.
    Cammoron IMHO is a PR merchant and is out of his depth and hoping for the best,the tories need to get to grips with this PR guy and his mate Giddeon Osborne.

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    • 333
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Problem is they’d be replaced with the two Ed’s and they are even worse.

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  92. 306
    Stu says:

    Off topic but I have to say this in disgust at the mainstream media.
    Nine men have been found guilty of being part of a child exploitation ring that groomed underage girls for sex by plying them with alcohol and drugs.
    Eleven men were charged with a range of offences including sexual assault, trafficking and rape.

    Their victims were as young as 13. One of the 13-year-olds became pregnant and had the child aborted.

    Police said one girl was forced to have sex with 20 men in one night when she was drunk.

    Five girls were “shared” by Kabeer Hassan, Abdul Aziz, Abdul Rauf, Mohammed Sajid, Adil Khan, Abdul Qayyum, Mohammed Amin, Hamid Safi and a 59-year-old man who cannot be named for legal reasons.

    Why doesn’t the mainstream media admit that these child rapists follow the religion of peace or allow comment on their news stories about this.

    Its allways Asian men, well thats a disgusting insult to men from India, Seikhs, Jaines etc. Let’s get it right, these are Muslims abusing children.

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  93. 311
    GET REAL PC Plod says:

    So plod says Asian male gangs treating white girls like trash is not racist.

    Little wonder then that plod finds fighting crime a tad difficult.

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    • 316
      Gordon Brown, Shame Chikibutti and other progressives says:

      It’s The Right Thing To Do

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    • 332
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      Since when did plod ever fight crime? Have you seen the average plod? They are so fat most of them can’t walk up a flight of steps.

      That’s why they stick to arresting people on Twitter or handing our speeding tickets.

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  94. 314
    Arthur Biscuit says:

    Hope they all get raped up the back allah in jail

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  95. 315
    Toynbee Villa says:

    Polly’s husband is a crook. The more I try to earn fifty squid from his YouGov scam the more he deviates. How can a pollster who tricks the pollers be regarded as reliable?

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  96. 318
    Local imam says:

    It is most holy to nonce the child. These 9 devout muslims should not be imprisoned for carrying out their duty to allah. Death to the west!

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  97. 319
    Stop all immigration from muslim countries says:

    The 9 rapists are all of Pakistani and Afghan origin. Let’s keep letting in immigrants from these countries in droves. It rocketed under Labour and Cameron has done fuck all to cut the flow of muslims.

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  98. 320
    George Galloway, cunting traitorous arsehole says:

    These poor men from Rochdale are victims of a right wing anti muslim conspiracy! They’re political prisoners and I will campaign for their release! I hate Britain and the West! Those white English bitches got what they deserved! Ban pork and alcohol! Sharia law now! Rename this the islamic republic of britainistan! I’m not a traitor! I’m loyal to islam and my friends the leaders of Iran and Syria! Death to all you British! I hope my muslim friends kill you all!

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  99. 325
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    The obligatory Google Images search a moment after seeing her photo revealed a seemingly rather flat-chested young lady.

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  100. 327
    Anonymous says:

    Legal action against one of the world’s central and reserve banks. The first many, hopefully:

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  101. 329
    Wait for it... says:

    Legal action against one of the world’s central banks:

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  102. 330
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Oh dear, the BBC are getting their knickers in a twist over those nasty right wingers in Greece and France. Newsnight decided to give us the thoughts of some twatballer and radio 5 is almost ignoring M****m R*** G**** and Twatty Campbell is working himself up over nasty right wingers.

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  103. 334
    Distraught master & commander says:

    More news on the nasty bilderbergers!

    http://t.co/oAV7oYOU

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  104. 335
    The Great British Establishment says:

    These stories of m u s l i m grooming gangs are terrible – they make us look bad.

    Quick, time to cover our arses.

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    • 368
      Kne LyingScum says:

      Be afraid – be very afraid! – I’m bringing home the Bacon of Izlum!!

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  105. 336
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17585201

    There were also major cultural differences when teenagers were asked about why people succeeded at school.

    “North Americans tell you typically it’s all luck. ‘I’m born talented in mathematics, or I’m born less talented so I’ll study something else.’

    “In Europe, it’s all about social heritage: ‘My father was a plumber so I’m going to be a plumber’.

    “In China, more than nine out of 10 children tell you: ‘It depends on the effort I invest and I can succeed if I study hard.’

    “They take on responsibility. They can overcome obstacles and say ‘I’m the owner of my own success’, rather than blaming it on the system.”

    Weird isn’t it. One of the most socialist countries in the world instils personal responsibility in its education system and the more liberal seek to use every excuse to explain their lack of personal success.

    China is now officially top of the education league as a result. Blair promised ‘education, education and education’. The Chinese delivered it. And at a fraction of the cost.

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    • 343
      Manchuria says:

      The context you ignore is that most chinese children are only children. They work hard but have lonely childhoods and often seem to have serious emotional problems in their twenties which they are incapable of communicating about to their families.

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      • 344
        jgm2 says:

        There’s always some excuse as to why our children don’t do so well at school. Got to let the little darlings or their parents or their teachers off the hook somehow.

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        • 350
          Joss Taskin says:

          How many children in the UK are wannabees ??? Wanna be famous, wanna be a footballer, wanna be a wag, wanna be rich, wanna be a ‘celeb’…..

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          • jgm2 says:

            They wanna be all that because those are ‘get-rich-quick’ jobs. They don’t want to get rich slowly by working hard or studying at school.

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          • Mad Hatty says:

            I wanna be bootiful and luvved up – so does DeeDee

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    • 360
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      The 1 out of 10 chinese children get sent to re-educatuion camps.

      I don’t really believe anything about china. Esp. when what they say about Europe doesn’t ring true at all. (its not one single place anyway). And don’t americans supposedly have a hard-work do-anything-if-you-work-hard-enough attitude? They certainly do whenever some half arsed columnist wants to make a point and support his argument.

      With invented statistics.

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  106. 337
    nellnewman says:

    I see Sky this morning are saying that labour mps are returning to westminster cock a hoop over local election victories and the election of Monsieur Hollande in France!

    If labour mp’s think the French socialist victory somehow enhances their chances of getting back in power in the UK they’re madder than a box of frogs!!

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    • 340
      jgm2 says:

      the election of Monsieur Hollande in France!

      Indeed. Grasping at straws. Anything to avoid talking about how they failed to take London from Boris. The one big toe-to-toe battle where folk could actually name or recognise who they were voting for and Labour lost. Because, deep down – they’re shit. They know it and everybody else knows it.

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      • 357
        Well it's a thought says:

        Haven’t heard yet what the % of the British voting public actually voted last week, must be below 35%.

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    It's the way I tell 'em says:

    I promised a crackdown on mass i m m i gration but I put two of the most incompetent fuckers in the govt in charge and now it’s worse than ever. How funny is that?

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  109. 345
    knob says:

    hey
    guess what?
    this shit government is still including its SnoopFest of emails in the new, all singing and dancing queens speech later
    they really are fucking bastards aren’t they
    they don’t even have a mandate from the people
    about time we burnt the lot of them down

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    • 355
      jgm2 says:

      they don’t even have a mandate from the people

      Total T*ry + Liberal votes at GE2010 is well over 50% of those cast.

      Way more of a mandate than Blair ever had.

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      • 370
        The Red Baron says:

        but was it in their manifester ?

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        • 371
          A judge says:

          Political manifestos are not subject to legitimate expectation.

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          • A. Hitler says:

            so it really doesn’t matter WHO runs the country – even if they don’t stand as a party eg the coalition party – and we don’t vote for them

            excellent news

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    • 367
      The Tit in No 10 says:

      I say chaps!!! People say I dashed well don’t know what I’m doing?

      Well I’ve got news for them!

      Ha Ha Aha Ha …what wattage???? – ha ha hah ahahah hh!

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  110. 351
    Hava Nagila says:

    Anyone who has had any involvement with Oxford over the last 20 years – and especially with the ultra-right-on colleges like Corpus – understands that there is a war being conducted against any woman who has the affrontery to dress, act, look and think like a woman.

    Under the battle-cry that gender is a social construct, the theory-driven pseudo-academic dunces who currently prevail at Oxford are determined to fix women by making them into humourless, po-faced shaven-headed faux-men in dungarees and ethnic scarves.

    And, like I said, if you know Oxford, you could easily name a few dozen people who fit this bill without any effort whatsoever.

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    • 359
      Nom Dom Nom says:

      Really? I always thought gender was a physiological construct. Silly me

      mmm looking forward to a man giving birth, or a woman p’ing stood up

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    • 366
      Lewis says:

      Its all gone down hill since Inspector Morse left

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  111. 356
    Central Office of Information says:

    We wish it to be known to those listening to R4 this morning that Tim Larkin (who teaches self defence in Las Vegas) has been barred from entering the UK as his ideas are not near radical enough to warrant entry. However should his name have started with Imman then of course we would have looked more sensitively at his approval.

    Because we all know the Pachyderm in the room is inverse prejudice mandated by the Liberal bedwettersThat is all

    It will all be in the alternative Queens speech. Once Paddick has practised his lines

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    • 383
      Desperate Dan says:

      Let him in. All those hoodies in Brixton and Tottenham are in urgent need of lessons in how to kill with their bare hands. Knives are so messy.
      Next week we should invite someone in from Pakistan to give lessons in bomb-making.

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  112. 363
    Gordon Brown, on seeing a delivery van at CurrrrCuddeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives says:

    Ah, – I see my carriage has arrived to take me to the State Opening of MY Parliament!

    Like

  113. 382
    Teddy Prat-Licker says:

    What is a rack? Is it something to do with rack and pinion steering? My pinion is always very close to the rack and moves very smoothly most of the time. Lubrication is important and sometimes it gets stuck in reverse and the passenger gets sore. Other than that, I can’t even see this young lady’s chassis properly. So perhaps it’s a monocoque, or she’s talking about some other body component entirely.

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  114. 384
    Paul Raymond says:

    It was the Union jobworths who made the real BOOB.

    I’d Revue her Bar any day .

    Well done love —. see you in Brewer Street next to Jacqui Smith in the shiny mackintosh promoting her pornography programme on Radio Five Dead.

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  115. 387
    Anonymous says:

    Her Mum has a great rack too. Bring back Sally James

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