May 8th, 2012

ERS Criticised Over Messed Up Mayoral Count

The complex London vote on May 3 saw Londoners cast four votes on three ballot papers, each using a different electoral system. IntElect a joint venture between Data Research Services (DRS) and Electoral Reform Services won the contract to do the count. The services company set up by the Electoral Reform Society has been widely criticised for messing up the count taking more than 24 hours to deliver a result. They promised a result within 12 hours…

This is despite the electronic system costing even more to implement than a manual count. The same group messed up the Scotland’s 2007 STV vote. Just imagine how bad it would be if this was done nationally..


  1. 1
    Twat watch says:

    The French done better than London!

  2. 2
    Giles Brandreth says:

    well yeah – if the Commons has electoral reform the Tories will never win an election again. Nightmare!

  3. 3
    Needs to be asked says:

    After the last thread where you did not tell readers the whole story, can we be sure that this time this is the full story?

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Tower Hamlets had their results out even before a vote was cast

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Just imagine how bad it would be if this was done nationally..

    It will be Guido, it will be.

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Just checked the headline again – there really is a letter O in the last word of “Messed-Up Mayoral Count” – surely some mistake.

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    Jamie says:

    Didn’t ERS pump £millions into YES to AV campaign so they could get the contract to count all elections?

  8. 8
    Leo Tolstoy says:

    I’ll have a go for you.

  9. 9
    (T)rusty sword of fair play says:

    Maybe delays in the postal service due to exceptionally high volumes of post from Tower Hamlets/ Newham/ Waltham Forest were to blame?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I blame the hanging chavs.

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    jgm2 says:

    A bit like ‘M for Murdoch’ and the Leveson Enquiry you mean?

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    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    The democratic Fraud is over as No one can do their sums. The Western democratic state Social science experiment of over reliance on the STATE is coming to an end. It was good while it lasted especially for the Fraudster Political Class and their hangers on. Its all over your pensions are gone. The Capitalist miracle has been under attack from the consequences of over regulation and Taxation at every level to support the STATE PONZI scheme. Over POLICED now over here imported from the USSR. Do they never learn?

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    jgm2 says:

    Would that DRS be the same DRS that has Rt. Hon. Lord Kinnock of Bedwetters as a non-Executive Director?

    Only a cynic would suggest that explains entirely Fucking Scotland’s decision to buy their machines prior to 2007.

  14. 14
    Tower Hamlets resident says:

    I thought I had to send the 9 million postal votes on Friday 4th May. Sorry Mr Ken. Forgiveness please.

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    Anonymous says:

    9 men found guilty of sex grooming case in Liverpool. What does Sharia law say should happen to these child molesters.

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    Companies House Boyo says:

    I believe one Neil Kinnock is a director of DRS!!

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    jgm2 says:

    That several hundred million people throughout history should revere their every word?

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    JH says:

    So, the ‘Electoral Reform Society’ is just a pro-bono-sounding front for a commercial operation to lighten the taxpayers wallet and f*ck up the count of any election they go near.

    No doubt a few of the ‘right’ votes will be ‘spoilt’/’missing’ to boot.

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    Anonymous says:

    Major scandal re initial cps and police cover up over this case is coming to light.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Is there any info on the number of postal votes counted and who they voted for?

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    Muzees stink says:

    Celebrated as model muslims only doing what their paedo prophet did?

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    jgm2 says:

    What a coincidence. Appointed in 2005 and lo, in 2007, Fucking Scotland is using their machines.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    The other way round, surely.

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    Acne Abbott says:

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    Owain Glyndwr says:

    They were doing it for allah

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    jgm2 says:

    Got to be sensitive to the ‘community’ you see. Can’t be trampling on their cultural sensitivities.

  27. 27
    Neil Pillock says:

    My bank balance is doing alright!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Senescence them to 99 virgins.

  29. 29
    fatbots gussett says:

    Its dark and smells like land fill site down here

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    Ah! Monika says:

    sentence even

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    I am not living a lie for a lying, bullying, exploitive, useless, Brown gaybo! says:

    The whole thing is a mess and pointless.

  32. 32
    Where are they now? says:

    What ever happened to the Tory mayoral candidate from the first London mayoral election? Forgotten his name but he seemed a decent bloke.

  33. 33
    jgm2 says:

    Look at all those stores with quaint English surnames.

  34. 34
    Gawdelpus says:

    EU plot to scrap Britain

    SENIOR Eurocrats are secretly plotting to create a super-powerful EU president to realise their dream of abolishing ­Britain, we can reveal.

    Is this why Blair wants to make a comeback?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Indeed. DRS’s Chairman, one Sir David Brown, FREng CEng, was President of the Chartered Quality Institute. WTF is that! He should perhaps have stuck with building crystal sets.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    more likely 3 weeks and time off for bad behavior.

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    Johannes Gutenberg says:

    and don’t forget all those lovely printed ballot papers. Millions of mark recognition forms printed to tight turnarounds = lovely lolly for someone.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Couldn’t organise a piss up in brewery.

    ERS and Yes to AV – or Yes to more dosh.

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    AC1 says:

    Kinochio is from the valleys boyo.

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    Mohammed created the bolt gun says:

    Halal treatment!

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    AC1 says:

    Fiddie Kiddling is a major part of the religion.

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    Labour Bias says:

    This week’s Question Time will come from Oldham. That should be a balanced studio audience then.

  43. 43
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So after 21 years of so since Thatcher, what Diane have you really achieved?

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    BBC political doctrine dept says:

    Its not who votes that counts, its who counts the vote.

    Chief Executive Katie Ghose

    Chair John Ault

    President Bishop Colin Buchanan

    Vice Presidents Lesley Abdela, Lord Avebury, Sir Hugh Beach, Bernard Black, Jean Bradshaw, Vernon Bogdanor, Sir Fred Catherwood, Sir Adrian Cadbury, Rt Rev Peter Dawes, Winifred Ewing, Baroness Falkender, Baroness Gould, David Marquand, Sir Oliver Napier, Jonathon Porritt, Margaret Rose, Lord Rosser, Michael Steed, Jeremy Thorpe, Gervase Tinley.

    And people still wonder why vote rigging and fraud is growing like a cancer and why more and more people consider their vote to be worthless. The list reads like a leftist/common purpose/new world order freak show. This is the kind of manure where the climategate style whitewashes are born. You want to know why the voting system is degenerating and why fraud is tolerated as though we were a 3rd world nation? Look at the list and understand why we are where we are today. One name on the list thinks deniers should be denied the vote and rapists and child molester gifted with it, another thinks deniers should be sent to re education camps. Think we live in a democracy? Look at the list of names. I hope master Fawkes does an investigation into each of the whack jobs on this list.

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    AC1 says:

    Ah, memories! You can do up the housing but you can’t improve shit cultures.

    There are no rubbish areas, just areas with rubbish people.

  46. 46
    When the rot set in says:

    looks like the very first mosque is going up at 1:50

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    phil woolarse says:

    Will they discuss that court case?

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    jgm2 says:

    The Chartered Quality Institute? Is that that of the same ilk as the self-proclaimed ISO9002 bunch who seem to have cornered the market in ‘Quality Certification’? Or the bunch of opportunists fronted by John Gummer peddling ‘WEEE compliant’ certification?

  49. 49
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The video says it all. And we let a c u n t from this country run our economy for 13 years and then wonder why we’re fucked.

  50. 50
    AC1 says:

    Try very hard to make it look like the muslims were found not guilty…

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    Are you delusional? Then vote Labour says:

    He he he! Boris won! He he he he! Ken lost hawe ha ha ha.

  52. 52
    Ted Heath says:

    What was the whole story?

    Was it like the whole story i told about EU integration.

    “It’s all just a trading association. A bit like a Christmas hamper club.
    You pay in, and at the end of the year, all your savings are waiting for you in the form of a cracker,turkey and mince pie.”

    Thats all there is to it.

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    I's banned from usin my real name , ain't I ??? says:

    OMFG !!!

    I’s glad u brung this up , babes :)

    I wozn’t gonna vote but when all this gumph plopped thru the door tellin me how complicated it woz gonna be to vote for evry Labour/Tory/Greenie/other candidate , an how I woz gonna have to do it 4 or 5 times over , I jus freaked out an thought , fuck that . I DEFFO ain’t gonna bovver now !!

    To be fair , tho : Labour DID send me step-by-step instructions on wot to do when I woz in the booth but the hole thing woz a total turn-off , weren’t it , honey ???

    Anyways , Ewa had a huge bogie wot needed sortin that day an when I turns my brain to somethin , that’s it . I’s totally ensconced :P

    WTF happened ??? Did we win , darlin ??

    Who gives a flyin ???

    Luv E x x x

    BTW – Is I still banned an that ???

  54. 54
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    No mention of the printing press in Brick Lane then? Or the 9000 people living in a one room flat in Tower Hamlets

  55. 55
    jgm2 says:

    Jeremy Thorpe? Is he still alive?

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    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Allah be praised.

  57. 57
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Jockland has been socialist for 40 years and it’s a bigger shit hole than ever.

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    Fuck Nose says:

    I think he went down for the Lawrence murder.

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    jgm2 says:

    Only by imposing our imperialist judicial system were they found guilty. A ‘proper’ Sharia court would have found them not guilty because kaffirs have no rights in Islam and are essentially slaves or concubines-in-waiting to be treated as you see fit.

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    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Why would anyone have Kinnock as a non-exec? What possible credentials would he have that would benefit an operation such as this other than perhaps as a salesman ;) ;) ;)

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    Fucking Scotland was Labour territory up until 2007. So they were in control of the buying decisions.

  62. 62
    May 27th says:

    Can I recommend a good book?

    Voting For Dummies.

  63. 63
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    I say replace the machines with that National Lottery machine for more accurate results

  64. 64
    jgm2 says:

    He certainly didn’t learn any financial oversight skills while working at the Labour Party or the EU.

  65. 65
    Gerry Handycock Mander says:

    Tower Hamlets? Portsmouth don’t you mean? Jahbulon.

  66. 66
    Neo Guido says:

    Meanew is finished babes.

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    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    Any suprise? If you’ve seen the ERS up close you’d know its run by Vegan Sandal Wearing LibLemmings or clueless interns hoping to be shagged by an MP. The perfect organisation for our mature democracy

  68. 68
    VW Sharia says:

    We would have punished the victims

  69. 69
    jgm2 says:

    Replace the machines with a pen and paper and then volunteers can count them up for free in full view of all interested parties. Just like we used to do.

    What’s the fucking point of having a machine that is slower and less reliable than doing the job by hand?

  70. 70
    Mangledbum says:

    Thought he died shagging a dog? if he didn’t I’ll get in touch (sic )

  71. 71
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Wow the BBC are still not reporting the court case, but covering Cameron and Clegg, how lucky for the BBC. I wonder what they will do for the 6pm news?

  72. 72
    Rat's arse says:

    +1 Daisy cutter.

  73. 73
    Bill Quango Mp says:

    Isn’t cheerleader for I.D cards, David Blunkett on the board of a bidder for I.D cards?
    “David Blunkett, the architect of the controversial identity card scheme, has landed a job with a U.S. firm which bids for ID contracts.”
    What a surprise that was.

    When I retire I’ve got a seat on the board of a company that makes kids playground equipment. But before i go that chairmanship of the committee into wether all children’s play equipment meets the new, updated, safety code euro tollerance levels.

    I’ve yet to read a report, but I can assure that it doesn’t and every park in the land will need brand new equipment by 2020.

  74. 74
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed these women should have resisted unto death. By acquiescing to these good muslim men’s advances they have proved they are nothing but painted whores and jezebels should be buried under a truck load of rocks for enticing good muslim menfolk away from their appropriately dressed wives.

  75. 75
    Owen Jones says:

    Teasing chavs makes me cry.

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    fuck em says:

    the tory boys don’t like it up ‘em

  77. 77
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Errrrrr….so you are saying that private companies who run public services are crap then !!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Now showing on website as headline, but not leading.

  80. 80
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Oh do go away will you

  81. 81
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair the Police have made great progress in dealing with racism for example outlawing words such as “Blacklisted” and saving us from the criminality which such words engender. Criticising them for turning a blind eye and failing to deal with trivial stuff such as gang rape and child molestation as evident in this case is just being churlish.

  82. 82
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    After failing to give the “correct” result in the mayorial vote they are in deep shit.

  83. 83
    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    If they linked voting to the national lottery then that portion of the population that does not know what a knife and fork are would flock to it. It would only be making overt (paying the plebs for their votes) what is covert at the moment paying them through benefits. It really depends if you’re bothered by voter turn out stats, I’m sure no one in Parliament is the slightest bit interested.

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    bet fred says:

    I’ve got loads of electoral papers – pick any you like – who’ll win the national, who’ll be premiership champions, who’ll be the next prime minister – got all the answers here friends – all you have to do is bet bet bet

  85. 85
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ha BBC just call them men they don’t even dare use the word A***n never mind M*****

  86. 86
    John Rentoul says:

    I very much doubt that.

  87. 87
    Ah! Monika says:

    Five girls were “shared” by Kabeer Hassan, Abdul Aziz, Abdul Rauf, Mohammed Sajid, Adil Khan, Abdul Qayyum, Mohammed Amin, Hamid Safi and a 59-year-old man who cannot be named for legal reasons.!!!!!!!!!

    Hardly under-age was he?

  88. 88
    David Cameron says:

    I’d like to get shot of that Nadine Dorries, but I’m too posh to push.

  89. 89
    Anonymous says:

    apart frpm haircut, whats the difference?

  90. 90
    Rat's arse says:

    Apparently there are now demonstrations outside the Courts. Wonder what they’re demonstrating about?

  91. 91
    VW Sharia says:

    Yes and they are allowed to drive which is why they are like that in the first place

  92. 92
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    May 2011 – Cameron “We are creating a new era of transparency”

    May 2012 – Today Cameron has decided to defy order to publish a risk assessment of its NHS changes in England

    …another U-turn.

  93. 93
    Lord Standsted says:

    Why were they never on remand?

  94. 94
    Matt says:

    OFF TOPIC – Sorry but…….

    Nick Clegg actually quoted a Tractor Production statistic to defend the performance of the coalition. I’m lost for words….

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    mature democracy? you’re havin’ a laugh

    it’s a fucking police state run by the 1% for the 1%


  96. 96
    Whereas the truth being... says:

    Have you ever actually been in Scotland ? Cities such as Edinburgh, Glasgow, Perth and Aberdeen are streets ahead of inglish cities which are ugly shit holes for the most part. I mean Birmingham, fuck me, Stoke on trent , jesus and Slough . i rest my case.

  97. 97
    Neo Guido's mirror says:

    ……says the boy that spends an hour puffing-up his hairdo every morning.

  98. 98
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    errrrrrr…… After you …apologist… Keep on sucking.

  99. 99
    Coalition Relaunch!!! says:

  100. 100
    Rat's arse says:

    Miss Fatbutt, your ar*e is looking more like a pelmet every day.

  101. 101
    Simone Cowell says:

    They can call my premium rate number on BGT that would get them to vote.

    If you want Dave to win call 0896 111 010 etc

    Would also stop Postal vote fraud as the B’tards are to tight to ring twice

  102. 102
    Coco says:

    the naughty boys rightly take the lead today – it’s their way of saying they care about the country and are interested in making it better


  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    I still think there is room for compromise in this case. Shall I order the rope and 9 cranes ?

  104. 104
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    apologist? for whom?

  105. 105
    jgm2 says:

    Probably upset that our laws are taking precedent over the Koran. In their culture it would be the girls who’d be being stoned to death.

  106. 106
    You are having a laugh says:

    Of course, Labour published it every year right?

  107. 107
    Noman says:

    you are correct sir, they are crap at running the services but extremely good at turning a nice profit for themselves – got to pay the directors as an incentive – the workers can just fuck off

  108. 108
    Stat Tractor says:

    …….not lost enough, apparently.

  109. 109
    Matt says:

    Good point – well made!

  110. 110

    Give Scotland independence and no presence in HOC, and Liebore might as well pack up and f.uck off – they’ll waste most of their deposits.

    Now that’s magic!

  111. 111
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    You wrongly assume that everyone else bar you (and maybe Jimmy) are current government fans.

    You need to wise up and calm down as you are wrong. Your pejorative attitude is solely meant to flame this blog. You have been sussed

  112. 112
    Akbar Khan says:

    Have me and my family’s 200 postal votes been counted.

  113. 113
    anonymous says:

    why don’t tory boys deal with the issues that they themselves create?

    Oh I know, they are thick

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    anonymous says:


  116. 116
    Forward thinker says:

    £365m wind farm between Neath and Aberdare backed

    The wind farm would sit over an active coal mine and conditions have been attached to any construction safeguard the future extraction of coal

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    jgm2 says:

    Glasgow? Glasgow?

    Edinburgh? Maybe. Perth? Maybe. Aberdeen? Mmmm.

    But Glasgow? Are you out of your fucking mind? Glasgow is a shithole. It dreams of being a shithole. It aspires to being a shithole. And Dundee. And Dunfermline. And Alloa. Shitholes.


    Ahahahahaha. Compared to Glasgow even Birmingham is beautiful. And it’s a shithole.

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    The Red Ken Disaster Avoided. (Reprieved)

    ‘Twas on the fourth of May in the year two thousand and twelve,
    When Ken, for to be London’s mayor, did once again delve.
    But alas, his dreams were to be thwarted,
    At least until his income tax was sorted.

    It was said by many that his tactics were rotten
    And by inland revenue that his gains were ill gotten
    But even postal votes could ‘ne keep him in th’ black
    So Londonistan said “Feck off, and dinna come back.”

    He has said he’ll ney ge’ into the Hoose of Lairds,
    (But like most of his speeches could just be muir turds)
    He says that he has been punished enough
    But it’ll tak muir than that to get his snoot oot th’ trough.

    William McBuggerall
    Aged 182

  120. 120
    BBC NEWS says:

    Remember sheep vote labour for more politically correct bollocks multiculturalism mass immigration deficit and debit, you know it makes sense!

    PS. Pay your TV Tax on time!

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    Selective inglish bigotry exposed yet again. says:

    To right and wasnt Adam Smith also another c unt from that country and what did he ever do for economics and free trade.

  123. 123

    +1 with huge laughter!! Thanks!

  124. 124
    The Joy of Sex says:

    I’m sure she would go on top

  125. 125
    Frank the Fabian says:

    His surname is ‘Khan’ so he can’t be wacist, did you learn nothing at school?

  126. 126
    Ah! Monika says:

    Try Kit Kat

  127. 127
    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    Multi-culturalism is such a winning concept. Explain it again for me so that i can bask in the sublime logic of the elite who do not live with the consequnces of their decisions.

  128. 128
    Akbar Khan says:

    We voted for Ken 200 times.

  129. 129
    Mark Oat℮n says:

    Who’s pushing?

  130. 130
    genghiz the kahn says:

    hard working families – Bingo.

  131. 131
    jgm2 says:

    Nine cranes? How fucking fat are these c*unts? Surely one will do. And nine pieces of rope. Or you could recycle a single piece of rope.

    Nine cranes? That is Labour economics. ‘We invested umpty million quid in nine cranes’.

  132. 132
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    They were only following the lifestyle of the p*****t M******d

  133. 133
    Andrea Hill says:

    Stuff the people of Sufuck

  134. 134
    Gordon McDoom says:

    At the bottom of this page is an advert with a man in orange robes offering to a free personality test.

    Apparently I failed.

  135. 135
    jgm2 says:

    He wrote a book.


  136. 136
    Home Office Labour Activist says:

    The passports are in the post ;)

  137. 137
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Yes because of course we English couldn’t do anything without the help of a bunch of inbred ginger haired fucking bummers from north of the border can we?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Does anybody check to ensure that the ERS didn’t just give up and invent the result?

  139. 139
    Archer Karcher says:

    You imagine the rancid Labour sle@zeballs would just roll over and fade away?
    No chance, the socialists would just infiltrate other parties and infect them with their fabianist “progressive” mantra. Luckily the Conservative party, vigilant to entryism as always, would never allow that to happen, oh wait…………..

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    Asterix says:

    Leave me out of it.

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    Matt says:


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    Coalition Relaunch 2 !!! says:

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    His Excellency the Baron Kinnock, EU Commissar with Oak Leaves and Escargots says:

    I can count up to 20 you know (if I take my socks off). Well all right!

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    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    If he was as effective as Stalin they might get somewhere, he really is a pathetic example of our political elite all spin and pr. This coalition is in real danger of letting Millbean walk into no.10 only the fact that they’ve got to wait till 2015 and by then the French and the Greeks will have fucked the EU can save Cameron, but the twat will most likley have a join the Euro to ‘stabilise’ it! Utter clown

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    jgm2 says:

    Kirkcaldy. Lochgelly. Burnt Island. Cowdenbeath. etc etc etc.

    All utter shitholes.

    Inverness was quite nice though.

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    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    7 Down… Stuff Conservative Blogger Guido would rather ignore.

    1. Nutters Alterative Queens Speech
    2. The “Re-launch ”
    3. Dave “The Jonah” and his mate Sarkozy.
    4. Hollande
    5. Drug Driving Law and Test… Guido permanently grounded now.
    6. Local elections
    7. Coulson winning his costs appeal. Guido doesn’t mention his hero Andy anymore……Bit too close, eh Guido !!!!!!!!

  147. 147
    Ivory Tower says:

    I know best so fuck off!

  148. 148
    Obelix says:

    And me.

  149. 149
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    Multi-culturalism = votes for left wing ideology simples!

  150. 150
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    LOL…..Modded. Cant mention AC anymore

  151. 151
    Archer Karcher says:

    There’s money and lots of it, in them there regulations.

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    The ERS says:

    One, two, three, er, three, um….What? Shut up I’m counting….now, five, six, eight, no, hang on, thirty-one, carry five, 18, reduce to prime factors, seven, two – yes, two sugars please – where was I? Nine, eleven, ten, mind those! (Crash!). Now we’ll have to start again…, two, it’s no use I’ll have to use the calculator…..

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    joescotus says:

    what is this” asian” description……are they hindus ..sikh i think we should be told……how yasmin aliblbbermouth hamilton acci via uganda will spin this should been interesting

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    If she was 20 years younger, I would certainly give her one

  155. 155
    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    Greenock, my home town…..

  156. 156
    1950s comedian says:

    I say, do you know the way to Oldham?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    “BREAKING NEWS:Police deny a child sexual exploitation ring case was about race after nine men are convicted in Greater Manchester ”

    They need a new pack of Race Cards it seems

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    Gonk says:

    If I was an Albatross flying between Aberdare and Neath I would be most upset.

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    jgm2 says:

    Most likely it was ‘app*eal’ that tripped you up.

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    Glenys says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    He who dares……….gets modded.

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    Dα♥id Caмeroη says:

    U-turn if you want to, my bumsex army is not for turning.

  163. 163

    Start your own blog then.

  164. 164
    AC1 says:

    Risk Assessment of visiting the National Death Service?

    Death’s the only service you’ll ever find in NHS facilities. It’s run by the staff, for the staff.

  165. 165
    AC1 says:

    I think the proper term is vaginal-redistribution.

  166. 166
    Frank the Fabian says:

    Race is a social construct.

  167. 167
    AC1 says:

    to the “community”

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    Kaffir! says:

    Did you know there’s a herb called the Kaffir leaf? Don’t tell muslims or they’ll start bombing supermarkets for selling it.

  169. 169
    AC1 says:

    Rubbish, they’d have also been on trial for theft and murder.

  170. 170
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Until the props turn so fast they wear down the bearings and the lube, start sending a shower of sparks, ignite escaping coal gas and KABOOM!

    Elfin Safety better quash this one. Oh excuse me, it’s someone’s pet project and it’s “Green” don’t you know. Silly me, I thought it might be dangerous and needed to be delayed interminably in the regulatory process as everything else seems to be.

  171. 171
    Red Indian says:

    I object to the term redlist, I feel violated and discriminated against. The term redlist creates a negative assumption towards my people. I need a lawyer.

  172. 172
    AC1 says:

    Of course, we are also saying that extortion funded workers who run these “services” are universally crap. So it’s best to do it as inexpensively as possible and that means avoiding unionised leeches.

  173. 173
    Abdullah says:

    I took my family to see the Avenging Assembly film. We did not likes it. The American infidels saved lives. We wanted to see lots of Western kafirs die! Only muhammad is a true superhero!

  174. 174
    f says:

    starting with you, arrogant tory bastard scum

  175. 175
    Full Refund says:

    This isn’t BBC News and Guido hasn’t signed a Royal charter or taxes the public for having a computer so do fuck off there’s a good chap.

  176. 176
    genghiz the kahn says:

    CPS dropped the case in 2008 – lawyer sent for re-education.

  177. 177
    AC1 says:

    Loads of useless people arrive.

    They get housed at taxpayer expense and rent-seeker benefit.
    They compete for the sort of jobs we make sure aren’t competing with the jobs our children go for so we get more profits!

  178. 178
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    I already have but nobody reads it. Who can blame them?

  179. 179
    Guidoisation of Mexican politics says:

    I’m surprised this has escaped Guido’s attention. I’d have thought he’d post this as a Totty Watch thread.

  180. 180
    Funeral director says:

    One size fits all.

  181. 181
    Red Indian says:

    You are only put on remand if the offences you have been charged with are serious and there is a likelyhood of absconding. Obviously the charges in question were considered by the police, of a minor nature and the welfare of white children, not a priority in our culturally enriched communities. You can bet a million pounds that the ‘M’ word will never be mentioned, just a vague reference to “a tiny minority” of Asian men.

  182. 182
    Glasgow Labour voting scum says:

    @SAS snot. Why don’t you start your own blog and then those deluded enough can go and read it.

  183. 183
    Dave the Dictator says:

    My erm our government is all for electoral reform – just not in my erm our time

  184. 184
    david haye says:

    oooooooh your clever

  185. 185
    The Commissioners says:

    And so are ours.

  186. 186
    WVM says:

    I wonder if those girls feel enriched?

  187. 187
    Kebab Time says:

    I don’t its shit!

  188. 188
    Red Indian says:

    AC1 hit a nerve? As one of millions forced out of London by the shit imported into it and all the “enrichent” they brought with them. All I can say is good.

  189. 189
    O*tcakes r us says:

    I’ve been modded THREE times for mentioning what a shyte h*le that well kn*wn place that makes crockery is! In that ‘fair’ city, the locals are outnumbered by suumaallis, m*zz*s & p…o..l..e..s…(to mention just a few ‘diversities’).

    Leiber thro*gh & thro*gh – serves ‘em right!

    Bet I get modded a FOURTH TIME!!

  190. 190
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The only English cities that are shitholes are the ones where the jocks in Nu Liebore let 10 million Mohammads into the Country.

  191. 191
    AC1 says:

    Kinnock family millions.

  192. 192
    AC1 says:

    Lee grasper and Union bosses are crying.

  193. 193
  194. 194
    We agree on almost everything says:

    Erm, one liked bendy buses the other liked bicycles. One had an awful nasal drone, the other was fatter and more jolly. They both liked shagging around, though one I’m pretty certain, could flatter a woman into bed where the other was and always will be, a pity shag. That concludes this brief answer to your question.

  195. 195
    AC1 says:

    If I annoyed him that’s 1 millionth of the annoyance of being robbed and the money used to fund people destroying the superior culture this country once enjoyed.

  196. 196
    AC1 says:

    BBC Narrative Workflow

    Does it support our narrative?
    Yes? => 6pm News Item 1.
    Can we lie about it?
    Yes? =>6pm News Item 2.
    No? Can we ignore it?
    Yes? Do Nothing.
    No? Can we Censor it?
    Yes? Censor words that may harm narrative minimise size and time of article and sandwich between narrative supporting articles.
    No? Post on website for 5 seconds then remove or announce news on BBC news 4 at end of show (be vague).

  197. 197
    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    Wonderful idea this will cut down voter fraud and increase voter turn out and give the government a new tax revenue in one go! Get it over to Dave he’s in the market for new ideas.

  198. 198
    National Socialist says:

    “The oldest defendant, a 59-year-old man from Oldham was found guilty on all counts but cannot be identified for legal reasons.”

    And why not?

  199. 199
    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    I was only being sarcastic! Come no keep up

  200. 200
    We agree on almost everything says:

    Everyone here gets modded from time to time. Unlike you, most don’t whine about it like a ten ye@r old brat.

  201. 201
    Are you surprised? says:

    What is it about this list of names that just doesn’t inspire confidence:

    Rt Rev Bishop Colin Buchanan

    Vice Presidents
    Lesley Abdela
    Lord Avebury
    General Sir Hugh Beach
    Bernard Black
    Jean Bradshaw
    Prof Vernon Bogdanor
    Sir Fred Catherwood
    Sir Adrian Cadbury
    Rt Rev Peter Dawes
    Winifred Ewing
    Baroness Falkender
    Baroness Gould
    Hon Sir Jonathon Porritt
    Margaret Rose
    Lord Rosser
    Michael Steed
    Rt Hon J Jeremy Thorpe

  202. 202
    Possibility says:

    It may identify a victim?

  203. 203
    Transcultural Whatnot Adviser (not on a council payroll near you) says:

    There are an awful lot of people in Iraq, Jordan, Siberia, China, Japan and Thailand etc who are heartily fed up with the expropriation of the word ‘asian’ as a euphemism for Pakistanis.

  204. 204
    Gordon Brown says:

    That can’t be right – Beach should be president.

  205. 205
    Make Haste says:

    Shouldn’t Cadbury have been replaced by Kraft?

  206. 206
    I am confused says:

    Is it because of religion then?

  207. 207
    The utter fucked up blinkered bigotry of some on here watch says:

    Yeah of course they will, well if you pretend Labour didnt win seats like Southampton anyway.

  208. 208
    Talk about Emperors new clothes says:

    Remember that ” investors in people” bollox of a few years ago. What a load of fucking opportunist empire building shite that was. Talk about Emperors new clothes !

  209. 209
    Raycists stink says:

    You forget about Brit “christuns” who do the same abroad.
    They even do peado tours.
    And lets not forget about all those christun clergy.

  210. 210
    Home County piles of shite says:

    Aldershot now theres a right shit hole and fucking Swindon Christ almighty.

  211. 211
    Apart from giving the world recreational buggery what have the inglish done for us says:

    The Scots built your Empire you ungrateful c unt !

  212. 212
    Raycists stink says:

    ZIo Geedo is modding tonight so ripostes are censored.

  213. 213
    Puzzled says:

    So you can’t mention anything about Brit Chr istun kid diy fiddlers going abroad on fiddling tours or about Chr istun cl ergy

  214. 214
    jgm2 says:

    Oh no they didn’t. The Scots had nothing to do with the Empire. I know that because every time it comes up it seems that the wicked colonialists were all English.

    The Scottish Empire was in Panama. And a short-lived national clusterfuck it was too.

  215. 215

    COUNCIL seats – you politically illiterate Huhne – your lot will get Albert hall’s brother in the HOC when the be-kilted ones leave the Union.

    Spend our way out of a recession, a Liebore mouthpiece said on R4 this morning – just like fighting for peace and f.ucking for virginity.

  216. 216
    oddly helpful says:

    ..and presumably passed on all of his accumulated experience to wee Jackie Dromey.

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