May 8th, 2012

ERS Criticised Over Messed Up Mayoral Count

The complex London vote on May 3 saw Londoners cast four votes on three ballot papers, each using a different electoral system. IntElect a joint venture between Data Research Services (DRS) and Electoral Reform Services won the contract to do the count. The services company set up by the Electoral Reform Society has been widely criticised for messing up the count taking more than 24 hours to deliver a result. They promised a result within 12 hours…

This is despite the electronic system costing even more to implement than a manual count. The same group messed up the Scotland’s 2007 STV vote. Just imagine how bad it would be if this was done nationally..


216 Comments

  1. 1
    Twat watch says:

    The French done better than London!

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    • 5
      Ah! Monika says:

      Just imagine how bad it would be if this was done nationally..

      It will be Guido, it will be.

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    • 12
      Rage Against the Political Elite says:

      The democratic Fraud is over as No one can do their sums. The Western democratic state Social science experiment of over reliance on the STATE is coming to an end. It was good while it lasted especially for the Fraudster Political Class and their hangers on. Its all over your pensions are gone. The Capitalist miracle has been under attack from the consequences of over regulation and Taxation at every level to support the STATE PONZI scheme. Over POLICED now over here imported from the USSR. Do they never learn?

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    • 54
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      No mention of the printing press in Brick Lane then? Or the 9000 people living in a one room flat in Tower Hamlets

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      • 65
        Gerry Handycock Mander says:

        Tower Hamlets? Portsmouth don’t you mean? Jahbulon.

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      • 72
        Rat's arse says:

        +1 Daisy cutter.

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        • 119

          The Red Ken Disaster Avoided. (Reprieved)

          ‘Twas on the fourth of May in the year two thousand and twelve,
          When Ken, for to be London’s mayor, did once again delve.
          But alas, his dreams were to be thwarted,
          At least until his income tax was sorted.

          It was said by many that his tactics were rotten
          And by inland revenue that his gains were ill gotten
          But even postal votes could ‘ne keep him in th’ black
          So Londonistan said “Feck off, and dinna come back.”

          He has said he’ll ney ge’ into the Hoose of Lairds,
          (But like most of his speeches could just be muir turds)
          He says that he has been punished enough
          But it’ll tak muir than that to get his snoot oot th’ trough.

          William McBuggerall
          Aged 182

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    • 138
      Sir William Waad says:

      Does anybody check to ensure that the ERS didn’t just give up and invent the result?

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  2. 2
    Giles Brandreth says:

    well yeah – if the Commons has electoral reform the Tories will never win an election again. Nightmare!

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    • 23
      Lord Stansted says:

      The other way round, surely.

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      • 110

        Give Scotland independence and no presence in HOC, and Liebore might as well pack up and f.uck off – they’ll waste most of their deposits.

        Now that’s magic!

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        • 139
          Archer Karcher says:

          You imagine the rancid Labour sle@zeballs would just roll over and fade away?
          No chance, the socialists would just infiltrate other parties and infect them with their fabianist “progressive” mantra. Luckily the Conservative party, vigilant to entryism as always, would never allow that to happen, oh wait…………..

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        • 207
          The utter fucked up blinkered bigotry of some on here watch says:

          Yeah of course they will, well if you pretend Labour didnt win seats like Southampton anyway.

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          • COUNCIL seats – you politically illiterate Huhne – your lot will get Albert hall’s brother in the HOC when the be-kilted ones leave the Union.

            Spend our way out of a recession, a Liebore mouthpiece said on R4 this morning – just like fighting for peace and f.ucking for virginity.

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  3. 3
    Needs to be asked says:

    After the last thread where you did not tell readers the whole story, can we be sure that this time this is the full story?

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    • 8
      Leo Tolstoy says:

      I’ll have a go for you.

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    • 52
      Ted Heath says:

      What was the whole story?

      Was it like the whole story i told about EU integration.

      “It’s all just a trading association. A bit like a Christmas hamper club.
      You pay in, and at the end of the year, all your savings are waiting for you in the form of a cracker,turkey and mince pie.”

      Thats all there is to it.

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  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Tower Hamlets had their results out even before a vote was cast

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  5. 6
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Just checked the headline again – there really is a letter O in the last word of “Messed-Up Mayoral Count” – surely some mistake.

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  6. 7
    Jamie says:

    Didn’t ERS pump £millions into YES to AV campaign so they could get the contract to count all elections?

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    • 37
      Johannes Gutenberg says:

      and don’t forget all those lovely printed ballot papers. Millions of mark recognition forms printed to tight turnarounds = lovely lolly for someone.

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    • 38
      genghiz the kahn says:

      Couldn’t organise a piss up in brewery.

      ERS and Yes to AV – or Yes to more dosh.

      http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/6727833/exclusive-what-the-yes-to-av-campaign-doesnt-want-you-to-know.thtml

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    • 73
      Bill Quango Mp says:

      Isn’t cheerleader for I.D cards, David Blunkett on the board of a bidder for I.D cards?
      “David Blunkett, the architect of the controversial identity card scheme, has landed a job with a U.S. firm which bids for ID contracts.”
      What a surprise that was.

      When I retire I’ve got a seat on the board of a company that makes kids playground equipment. But before i go that chairmanship of the committee into wether all children’s play equipment meets the new, updated, safety code euro tollerance levels.

      I’ve yet to read a report, but I can assure that it doesn’t and every park in the land will need brand new equipment by 2020.

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    • 84
      bet fred says:

      I’ve got loads of electoral papers – pick any you like – who’ll win the national, who’ll be premiership champions, who’ll be the next prime minister – got all the answers here friends – all you have to do is bet bet bet

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  7. 9
    (T)rusty sword of fair play says:

    Maybe delays in the postal service due to exceptionally high volumes of post from Tower Hamlets/ Newham/ Waltham Forest were to blame?

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  8. 10
    Ah! Monika says:

    I blame the hanging chavs.

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  9. 13
    jgm2 says:

    Would that DRS be the same DRS that has Rt. Hon. Lord Kinnock of Bedwetters as a non-Executive Director?

    http://www.drs.co.uk/board

    Only a cynic would suggest that explains entirely Fucking Scotland’s decision to buy their machines prior to 2007.

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    • 35
      Lord Stansted says:

      Indeed. DRS’s Chairman, one Sir David Brown, FREng CEng, was President of the Chartered Quality Institute. WTF is that! He should perhaps have stuck with building crystal sets.

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      • 48
        jgm2 says:

        The Chartered Quality Institute? Is that that of the same ilk as the self-proclaimed ISO9002 bunch who seem to have cornered the market in ‘Quality Certification’? Or the bunch of opportunists fronted by John Gummer peddling ‘WEEE compliant’ certification?

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        • 151
          Archer Karcher says:

          There’s money and lots of it, in them there regulations.

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        • 208
          Talk about Emperors new clothes says:

          Remember that ” investors in people” bollox of a few years ago. What a load of fucking opportunist empire building shite that was. Talk about Emperors new clothes !

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    • 39
      AC1 says:

      Kinochio is from the valleys boyo.

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      • 61
        jgm2 says:

        Fucking Scotland was Labour territory up until 2007. So they were in control of the buying decisions.

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    • 60
      Nom Dom Nom says:

      Why would anyone have Kinnock as a non-exec? What possible credentials would he have that would benefit an operation such as this other than perhaps as a salesman ;) ;) ;)

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      • 64
        jgm2 says:

        He certainly didn’t learn any financial oversight skills while working at the Labour Party or the EU.

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        • 216
          oddly helpful says:

          ..and presumably passed on all of his accumulated experience to wee Jackie Dromey.

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      • 143
        His Excellency the Baron Kinnock, EU Commissar with Oak Leaves and Escargots says:

        I can count up to 20 you know (if I take my socks off). Well all right!

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      • 160
        Glenys says:

        Awwwwwwwwwwrightttttttttttttttt

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  10. 14
    Tower Hamlets resident says:

    I thought I had to send the 9 million postal votes on Friday 4th May. Sorry Mr Ken. Forgiveness please.

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  11. 15
    Anonymous says:

    9 men found guilty of sex grooming case in Liverpool. What does Sharia law say should happen to these child molesters.

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    • 17
      jgm2 says:

      That several hundred million people throughout history should revere their every word?

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    • 19
      Anonymous says:

      Major scandal re initial cps and police cover up over this case is coming to light.

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    • 21
      Muzees stink says:

      Celebrated as model muslims only doing what their paedo prophet did?

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      • 209
        Raycists stink says:

        You forget about Brit “christuns” who do the same abroad.
        They even do peado tours.
        And lets not forget about all those christun clergy.

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      • 212
        Raycists stink says:

        ZIo Geedo is modding tonight so ripostes are censored.

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        • 213
          Puzzled says:

          So you can’t mention anything about Brit Chr istun kid diy fiddlers going abroad on fiddling tours or about Chr istun cl ergy

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    • 25
      Owain Glyndwr says:

      They were doing it for allah

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    • 28
      Ah! Monika says:

      Senescence them to 99 virgins.

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    • 40
      Mohammed created the bolt gun says:

      Halal treatment!

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      • 81
        To Be Fair says:

        To be fair the Police have made great progress in dealing with racism for example outlawing words such as “Blacklisted” and saving us from the criminality which such words engender. Criticising them for turning a blind eye and failing to deal with trivial stuff such as gang rape and child molestation as evident in this case is just being churlish.

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        • 171
          Red Indian says:

          I object to the term redlist, I feel violated and discriminated against. The term redlist creates a negative assumption towards my people. I need a lawyer.

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    • 90
      Rat's arse says:

      Apparently there are now demonstrations outside the Courts. Wonder what they’re demonstrating about?

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      • 105
        jgm2 says:

        Probably upset that our laws are taking precedent over the Koran. In their culture it would be the girls who’d be being stoned to death.

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      • 196
        AC1 says:

        BBC Narrative Workflow

        Does it support our narrative?
        Yes? => 6pm News Item 1.
        No?
        Can we lie about it?
        Yes? =>6pm News Item 2.
        No? Can we ignore it?
        Yes? Do Nothing.
        No? Can we Censor it?
        Yes? Censor words that may harm narrative minimise size and time of article and sandwich between narrative supporting articles.
        No? Post on website for 5 seconds then remove or announce news on BBC news 4 at end of show (be vague).

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    • 93
      Lord Standsted says:

      Why were they never on remand?

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      • 181
        Red Indian says:

        You are only put on remand if the offences you have been charged with are serious and there is a likelyhood of absconding. Obviously the charges in question were considered by the police, of a minor nature and the welfare of white children, not a priority in our culturally enriched communities. You can bet a million pounds that the ‘M’ word will never be mentioned, just a vague reference to “a tiny minority” of Asian men.

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      • 198
        National Socialist says:

        “The oldest defendant, a 59-year-old man from Oldham was found guilty on all counts but cannot be identified for legal reasons.”

        And why not?

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  12. 16
    Companies House Boyo says:

    I believe one Neil Kinnock is a director of DRS!!

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  13. 18
    JH says:

    So, the ‘Electoral Reform Society’ is just a pro-bono-sounding front for a commercial operation to lighten the taxpayers wallet and f*ck up the count of any election they go near.

    No doubt a few of the ‘right’ votes will be ‘spoilt’/’missing’ to boot.

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  14. 24
    Acne Abbott says:

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    • 29
      fatbots gussett says:

      Its dark and smells like land fill site down here

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    • 33
      jgm2 says:

      Look at all those stores with quaint English surnames.

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    • 45
      AC1 says:

      Ah, memories! You can do up the housing but you can’t improve shit cultures.

      There are no rubbish areas, just areas with rubbish people.

      http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/money/mortgageshome/article-2140733/How-having-nice-neighbours-boost-house-price-15-000.html

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      • 174
        f says:

        starting with you, arrogant tory bastard scum

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        • 188
          Red Indian says:

          AC1 hit a nerve? As one of millions forced out of London by the shit imported into it and all the “enrichent” they brought with them. All I can say is good.

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          • AC1 says:

            If I annoyed him that’s 1 millionth of the annoyance of being robbed and the money used to fund people destroying the superior culture this country once enjoyed.

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    • 46
      When the rot set in says:

      looks like the very first mosque is going up at 1:50

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      • 57
        Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        Jockland has been socialist for 40 years and it’s a bigger shit hole than ever.

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        • 96
          Whereas the truth being... says:

          Have you ever actually been in Scotland ? Cities such as Edinburgh, Glasgow, Perth and Aberdeen are streets ahead of inglish cities which are ugly shit holes for the most part. I mean Birmingham, fuck me, Stoke on trent , jesus and Slough . i rest my case.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Glasgow? Glasgow?

            Edinburgh? Maybe. Perth? Maybe. Aberdeen? Mmmm.

            But Glasgow? Are you out of your fucking mind? Glasgow is a shithole. It dreams of being a shithole. It aspires to being a shithole. And Dundee. And Dunfermline. And Alloa. Shitholes.

            Glasgow?

            Ahahahahaha. Compared to Glasgow even Birmingham is beautiful. And it’s a shithole.

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          • Matt says:

            Cumbernauld!

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          • jgm2 says:

            Kirkcaldy. Lochgelly. Burnt Island. Cowdenbeath. etc etc etc.

            All utter shitholes.

            Inverness was quite nice though.

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          • Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

            Greenock, my home town…..

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          • O*tcakes r us says:

            I’ve been modded THREE times for mentioning what a shyte h*le that well kn*wn place that makes crockery is! In that ‘fair’ city, the locals are outnumbered by suumaallis, m*zz*s & p…o..l..e..s…(to mention just a few ‘diversities’).

            Leiber thro*gh & thro*gh – serves ‘em right!

            Bet I get modded a FOURTH TIME!!

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          • Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

            The only English cities that are shitholes are the ones where the jocks in Nu Liebore let 10 million Mohammads into the Country.

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          • Home County piles of shite says:

            Aldershot now theres a right shit hole and fucking Swindon Christ almighty.

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  15. 31
    I am not living a lie for a lying, bullying, exploitive, useless, Brown gaybo! says:

    The whole thing is a mess and pointless.

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  16. 32
    Where are they now? says:

    What ever happened to the Tory mayoral candidate from the first London mayoral election? Forgotten his name but he seemed a decent bloke.

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  17. 34
    Gawdelpus says:

    EU plot to scrap Britain

    http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/318045/318045

    SENIOR Eurocrats are secretly plotting to create a super-powerful EU president to realise their dream of abolishing ­Britain, we can reveal.

    Is this why Blair wants to make a comeback?

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  18. 42
    Labour Bias says:

    This week’s Question Time will come from Oldham. That should be a balanced studio audience then.

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  19. 44
    BBC political doctrine dept says:

    Its not who votes that counts, its who counts the vote.

    Chief Executive Katie Ghose

    Chair John Ault

    President Bishop Colin Buchanan

    Vice Presidents Lesley Abdela, Lord Avebury, Sir Hugh Beach, Bernard Black, Jean Bradshaw, Vernon Bogdanor, Sir Fred Catherwood, Sir Adrian Cadbury, Rt Rev Peter Dawes, Winifred Ewing, Baroness Falkender, Baroness Gould, David Marquand, Sir Oliver Napier, Jonathon Porritt, Margaret Rose, Lord Rosser, Michael Steed, Jeremy Thorpe, Gervase Tinley.

    And people still wonder why vote rigging and fraud is growing like a cancer and why more and more people consider their vote to be worthless. The list reads like a leftist/common purpose/new world order freak show. This is the kind of manure where the climategate style whitewashes are born. You want to know why the voting system is degenerating and why fraud is tolerated as though we were a 3rd world nation? Look at the list and understand why we are where we are today. One name on the list thinks deniers should be denied the vote and rapists and child molester gifted with it, another thinks deniers should be sent to re education camps. Think we live in a democracy? Look at the list of names. I hope master Fawkes does an investigation into each of the whack jobs on this list.

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  20. 49
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The video says it all. And we let a c u n t from this country run our economy for 13 years and then wonder why we’re fucked.

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    • 122
      Selective inglish bigotry exposed yet again. says:

      To right and wasnt Adam Smith also another c unt from that country and what did he ever do for economics and free trade.

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      • 135
        jgm2 says:

        He wrote a book.

        Bravo.

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      • 137
        Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        Yes because of course we English couldn’t do anything without the help of a bunch of inbred ginger haired fucking bummers from north of the border can we?

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        • 211
          Apart from giving the world recreational buggery what have the inglish done for us says:

          The Scots built your Empire you ungrateful c unt !

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          • jgm2 says:

            Oh no they didn’t. The Scots had nothing to do with the Empire. I know that because every time it comes up it seems that the wicked colonialists were all English.

            The Scottish Empire was in Panama. And a short-lived national clusterfuck it was too.

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      • 154
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        If she was 20 years younger, I would certainly give her one

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  21. 51
    Are you delusional? Then vote Labour says:

    He he he! Boris won! He he he he! Ken lost hawe ha ha ha.

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    • 89
      Anonymous says:

      apart frpm haircut, whats the difference?

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      • 192
        AC1 says:

        Lee grasper and Union bosses are crying.

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      • 194
        We agree on almost everything says:

        Erm, one liked bendy buses the other liked bicycles. One had an awful nasal drone, the other was fatter and more jolly. They both liked shagging around, though one I’m pretty certain, could flatter a woman into bed where the other was and always will be, a pity shag. That concludes this brief answer to your question.

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  22. 53
    I's banned from usin my real name , ain't I ??? says:

    OMFG !!!

    I’s glad u brung this up , babes :)

    I wozn’t gonna vote but when all this gumph plopped thru the door tellin me how complicated it woz gonna be to vote for evry Labour/Tory/Greenie/other candidate , an how I woz gonna have to do it 4 or 5 times over , I jus freaked out an thought , fuck that . I DEFFO ain’t gonna bovver now !!

    To be fair , tho : Labour DID send me step-by-step instructions on wot to do when I woz in the booth but the hole thing woz a total turn-off , weren’t it , honey ???

    Anyways , Ewa had a huge bogie wot needed sortin that day an when I turns my brain to somethin , that’s it . I’s totally ensconced :P

    WTF happened ??? Did we win , darlin ??

    Who gives a flyin ???

    Luv E x x x

    BTW – Is I still banned an that ???

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  23. 62
    May 27th says:

    Can I recommend a good book?

    Voting For Dummies.

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  24. 63
    Nom Dom Nom says:

    I say replace the machines with that National Lottery machine for more accurate results

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    • 69
      jgm2 says:

      Replace the machines with a pen and paper and then volunteers can count them up for free in full view of all interested parties. Just like we used to do.

      What’s the fucking point of having a machine that is slower and less reliable than doing the job by hand?

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    • 83
      This Till Is Closing Now says:

      If they linked voting to the national lottery then that portion of the population that does not know what a knife and fork are would flock to it. It would only be making overt (paying the plebs for their votes) what is covert at the moment paying them through benefits. It really depends if you’re bothered by voter turn out stats, I’m sure no one in Parliament is the slightest bit interested.

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      • 101
        Simone Cowell says:

        They can call my premium rate number on BGT that would get them to vote.

        If you want Dave to win call 0896 111 010 etc

        Would also stop Postal vote fraud as the B’tards are to tight to ring twice

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        • 197
          This Till Is Closing Now says:

          Wonderful idea this will cut down voter fraud and increase voter turn out and give the government a new tax revenue in one go! Get it over to Dave he’s in the market for new ideas.

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  25. 67
    This Till Is Closing Now says:

    Any suprise? If you’ve seen the ERS up close you’d know its run by Vegan Sandal Wearing LibLemmings or clueless interns hoping to be shagged by an MP. The perfect organisation for our mature democracy

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    • 95
      Anonymous says:

      mature democracy? you’re havin’ a laugh

      it’s a fucking police state run by the 1% for the 1%

      twat

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  26. 71
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Wow the BBC are still not reporting the court case, but covering Cameron and Clegg, how lucky for the BBC. I wonder what they will do for the 6pm news?

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  27. 77
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Errrrrr….so you are saying that private companies who run public services are crap then !!!!!!!!!!

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  28. 82
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    After failing to give the “correct” result in the mayorial vote they are in deep shit.

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  29. 85
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ha BBC just call them men they don’t even dare use the word A***n never mind M*****

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  30. 88
    David Cameron says:

    I’d like to get shot of that Nadine Dorries, but I’m too posh to push.

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  31. 92
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    May 2011 – Cameron “We are creating a new era of transparency”

    May 2012 – Today Cameron has decided to defy order to publish a risk assessment of its NHS changes in England

    …another U-turn.

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    • 106
      You are having a laugh says:

      Of course, Labour published it every year right?

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      • 113
        anonymous says:

        why don’t tory boys deal with the issues that they themselves create?

        Oh I know, they are thick

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    • 120
      BBC NEWS says:

      Remember sheep vote labour for more politically correct bollocks multiculturalism mass immigration deficit and debit, you know it makes sense!

      PS. Pay your TV Tax on time!

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    • 162
      Dα♥id Caмeroη says:

      U-turn if you want to, my bumsex army is not for turning.

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    • 164
      AC1 says:

      Risk Assessment of visiting the National Death Service?

      Death’s the only service you’ll ever find in NHS facilities. It’s run by the staff, for the staff.

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  32. 94
    Matt says:

    OFF TOPIC – Sorry but…….

    Nick Clegg actually quoted a Tractor Production statistic to defend the performance of the coalition. I’m lost for words….

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    • 108
      Stat Tractor says:

      …….not lost enough, apparently.

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    • 126
      Ah! Monika says:

      Try Kit Kat

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    • 130
      genghiz the kahn says:

      hard working families – Bingo.

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    • 144
      This Till Is Closing Now says:

      If he was as effective as Stalin they might get somewhere, he really is a pathetic example of our political elite all spin and pr. This coalition is in real danger of letting Millbean walk into no.10 only the fact that they’ve got to wait till 2015 and by then the French and the Greeks will have fucked the EU can save Cameron, but the twat will most likley have a join the Euro to ‘stabilise’ it! Utter clown

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  33. 99
    Coalition Relaunch!!! says:

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  34. 112
    Akbar Khan says:

    Have me and my family’s 200 postal votes been counted.

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  35. 116
    Forward thinker says:

    £365m wind farm between Neath and Aberdare backed

    The wind farm would sit over an active coal mine and conditions have been attached to any construction safeguard the future extraction of coal

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    • 158
      Gonk says:

      If I was an Albatross flying between Aberdare and Neath I would be most upset.

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    • 170
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Until the props turn so fast they wear down the bearings and the lube, start sending a shower of sparks, ignite escaping coal gas and KABOOM!

      Elfin Safety better quash this one. Oh excuse me, it’s someone’s pet project and it’s “Green” don’t you know. Silly me, I thought it might be dangerous and needed to be delayed interminably in the regulatory process as everything else seems to be.

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  36. 128
    Akbar Khan says:

    We voted for Ken 200 times.

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  37. 133
    Andrea Hill says:

    Stuff the people of Sufuck

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  38. 134
    Gordon McDoom says:

    At the bottom of this page is an advert with a man in orange robes offering to a free personality test.

    Apparently I failed.

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  39. 146
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    7 Down… Stuff Conservative Blogger Guido would rather ignore.

    1. Nutters Alterative Queens Speech
    2. The “Re-launch ”
    3. Dave “The Jonah” and his mate Sarkozy.
    4. Hollande
    5. Drug Driving Law and Test… Guido permanently grounded now.
    6. Local elections
    7. Coulson winning his costs appeal. Guido doesn’t mention his hero Andy anymore……Bit too close, eh Guido !!!!!!!!

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  40. 150
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    LOL…..Modded. Cant mention AC anymore

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  41. 152
    The ERS says:

    One, two, three, er, three, um….What? Shut up I’m counting….now, five, six, eight, no, hang on, thirty-one, carry five, 18, reduce to prime factors, seven, two – yes, two sugars please – where was I? Nine, eleven, ten, mind those! (Crash!). Now we’ll have to start again…..one, two, it’s no use I’ll have to use the calculator…..

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    • 183
      Dave the Dictator says:

      My erm our government is all for electoral reform – just not in my erm our time

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    Abdullah says:

    I took my family to see the Avenging Assembly film. We did not likes it. The American infidels saved lives. We wanted to see lots of Western kafirs die! Only muhammad is a true superhero!

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  43. 179
    Guidoisation of Mexican politics says:

    I’m surprised this has escaped Guido’s attention. I’d have thought he’d post this as a Totty Watch thread.

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  44. 182
    Glasgow Labour voting scum says:

    @SAS snot. Why don’t you start your own blog and then those deluded enough can go and read it.

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  45. 201
    Are you surprised? says:

    What is it about this list of names that just doesn’t inspire confidence:

    President
    Rt Rev Bishop Colin Buchanan

    Vice Presidents
    Lesley Abdela
    Lord Avebury
    General Sir Hugh Beach
    Bernard Black
    Jean Bradshaw
    Prof Vernon Bogdanor
    Sir Fred Catherwood
    Sir Adrian Cadbury
    Rt Rev Peter Dawes
    Winifred Ewing
    Baroness Falkender
    Baroness Gould
    Hon Sir Jonathon Porritt
    Margaret Rose
    Lord Rosser
    Michael Steed
    Rt Hon J Jeremy Thorpe

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