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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Tom Watson is Labours Nadine Dorries ! Toxic!
BTW Sunday Star not that good this week Guido, apart from Balls story.
He’s only repeating what Dave and Rebekah said over dinner.
Clarkson has a point. Watson is almost as loathsome as Ed Balls. Like the deluded shadow chancellor, the greater the time he spends on our screens, the more votes Labour lose.
Watson always reminds me of that spotty Harry Enfield creation, Tory Boy.
“Clarkson has a point. Watson is almost as loathsome as Ed Balls. ”
Thats not a point! Thats a piece of abuse!
Thats a piece of abuse!
Ahhh. But which one of the two is being abused?
Clarkson should keep his mouth shut about people looks. People in Gigantic glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Also Watson did help to expose the POLICE=MEDIA=STATE. apparatus so he should get at least a couple of gold stars for that. I bet they wished he had been introduced to the KELLY treatment, but No one would have worked out how bad it was going to get for the ruling Puppet masters.
Clarkson is a very old man now.
Is he still driving?
Is that safe?
It’s getting worrying when the only man who is talking any commonsense is Jeremy Clarkson ffs.
Clarkson, as usual, speaks for me – he should be in politics.
I agree, and to the pratt who said watson exposed POLICE-MEDIA-STATE. What are you on ? Everyhting watson has done is to raise his own profile and damage a lot of other people. Vile man.
He ususally speaks for me as well, he should be in politics.
He normally speaks for me as well, but he is too pro-European for my liking.
He normally speaks for me as well, but he is too pro-Europe@n for my liking. (Stepped on the bloody P-Mine again.)
Try AGAIN!!! He normally spe@ks for me as well, but he is too pro-Europe@n for my liking. (Stepped on the bloody P-Mine yet again.)
Guido, this modding is taking the p. The seed of the fruit that comes in the form of a green pod is NOT racist!!!
The Sun switched to the Tories, get over it Labour bitch.
The Sun chooses the side that is most likely to win. With Balls determining economic policy, that is very unlikely to be Labour, regardless of how badly the coalition performs.
Watson is also a turn-off for voters.
Which of course makes good business sense, something socialists don’t quite get the hang of. They seem to have got the idea that Murdoch should have carried on supporting them even though they were shite.
They are all shite.
I agree, the Labour party are presenting themselves like mad people. Did you hear Hattie on PM on friday ? she sounded seriously deranged.
Clarkson / Fawkes – two cheeks of the same backside.
get yer tits out Fawkes!
Clarkson, do that routine again where you use your ‘darling wife’ and her connection with VC heroism and copious mentions of ‘Help for Heroes’ to gain you massive support from imbecilic Brits and then shag behind ‘darling wife”s back, you talentless, gargoyle-faced piece of shit.
With both a christian name that could suggest idiot and a second name that has a strong reputation in the organ world I must assume you speak from experience.
May 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm
With both a christian name that could suggest idiot and a second name that has a strong reputation in the organ world I must assume you spe@k from experience.
Ooh ‘ark at ‘er.
Oh dear, the Liebore and Ukrap trolls are hiding under the bridge again!
Matron, the w.ankers need their bromide and boxing gloves again, they’re starting to foam at the flies.
Will Tom “Brighton” Watson still be blaming hacking for his “marriage” breakup?
Are you not confusing wife with ex-wife, o clueless one?
I look forward to this. Guido is one BUSTY motherfuckin’ coked-up badger.
buttocks!!
He’s only re p ting what Dave and Sarah said over dinner.
Did you know a p nut is not a nut and is actually a p?
I know that peanuts figured in the first-ever successful attempt attempt by a Labour government to hosepipe UK taxpayers’ money down the sewer. Pea nuts require 20″ of rain a year – the area of Tanganyika. now Tanzania, chosen for the scheme, was subject to drought. CMD, Boris’ coffee boy,and 2nd PM in our history never to win a General Election, is carrying on in the same tradition as Atlee, Wilson. Blair. Gordon and other “progressive” leaders of our scepter’d isle.
Septic Isle more like
You slipped that in very cashewly
It may only be little dear, – but I can certainly feel it.
Jeremy Clarkson is a boor.
He may be a pompous twat, but he’s OUR pompous twat.
Wait until you see the Clocksun pictures. When you’ve poked out your mind’s eye with a fork you will understand the significance of that clip.
Until then, be Prole.
Clarkson isn’t in public office you prick, so no one gives s fuct.
You’re too thick to understand. Even is it was explained v e r r y y s l o w l y
Dismal Dave’s latest nonsense….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9249707/The-Coalition-risks-being-seen-as-a-bunch-of-accountants-warns-David-Cameron.html
Watson>Clarkson
This is why Labour always wrecks the country’s finances, they simply cannot add up.
Everyone knows Clarkson > Watson. In fact, Clarkson > 100 * ( Watson + Balls )
Clarkson PICS = £ x LOTS ≡ DACRE PICS = MORE …..
Just wait .. Mexican stand off.
the truth will out
Yeah the BBC is shite.
We can’t wait for the truth about Tom to come out.
Jeremy Clarkson on David Cameron – he’s a wanker and a spoilt etonian toff
what’s not to like?
*** Breaking News***
Fat c*nt calls fat c*nt a fat c+nt.
More Joyful News Brought To You By The BBC:
The National Association of Head Teachers say they will disrupt a new spelling, grammar and punctuation test to be introduced in England’s primary schools next summer.
Their conference voted almost unanimously (98.8%) to find ways of stopping the test going ahead.
FFS. They are paid to do a job, not dictate what the job consists of. No spelling test no pay simples.
only dictators dictate what to do – welcome to nazi britain
Fail.
They are the products of a system which put little value or either orthography, or numeracy skills.
How can they be expected to mark papers which they themselves would fail?
Why not, “welcome to Soviet Britain”? National Socialism and International Socialism are two ends of the same turd.
They’ll do anything to aid the Labour party’s cause, as most are a bunch of left wing w*nkers, PLUS most te*chers are as thick as pig shyte.
It gives you a warm glow inside to think how dedicated they are doesn’t it?
Half of all Labour Party members are teachers. Say’s it all, really.
Many are maths teachers which just sums it all up.
Or not, as the case may be.
Give money to the indian space programme its not like its rocket science !
“Say’s it all”
I hope you’re not one of them.
That should be ‘your’ Jimmy.
“That should be ‘your’ Jimmy.”
I do hope ‘your’ being ironic.
You’d be surprised at what righties consider funny. I think that was supposed to be a joke.
I know.
It’s no fucking joke that after 13 years of Labour our kids are illiterate and innumerate.
You’re blaming Labour for your thick kids?
‘our Jimmy, not ‘your’, I’ve corrected you once before ffs, cloth ears.
No Jimmy, I’m not a teacher. I work for a living.
My best friend’s dad was the deputy head of a primary school who left the Labour Party a couple of years after Tony Blair became PM. Blair was “betraying socialism”. And I thought that teachers were meant to be clever.
i’d say marmite was the true colour of shit
what’s brown and smells like shit?
marmite
Gordon?
Thanks a lot anon. Love you too!
Disrupt it, wot wiv? 1,!@”…~£”’^^^%#&#$#
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y dose theze kidz nede ay spelin teste wen uz teecherz kan teech themm ow toe spel properz?
iff wee dunt ave thyme thun pillgrimms lyke Joolee Dayvis kan doo itt phor uz.
cor! an aynt u cleva! oy just dun maffs – u dont not hav ter spel wiv maffs!
They thought they’d have to sit the test and they know they cant spel and get the gramer rite.
There’s simply no time left after 7 hours a day of left-wing indoctrinating.
It’s quite simple. Head teachers refuse to be subjected to any measures designed to first measure,then improve the abject quality of attainment in English and Welsh schools.
We’d be more than happy to test primary school children on what they’ve been taught about homosexual and lesbian sex, black culture, and the oppression of the people by rich capitalist scum.
What? Are they taught nothing about our guilty past in the colonies? Shame on you, “School Leader”.
P.S. Do you wear leaderhosen – geddit?
He’s still pissed off because they wouldn’t refund him for his ‘voluntary’ ID card.
Sack the fucking lot of the useless Huhnes!
There’s insufficient time in the timetable after they’ve been given their indoctrination about climate warming global change and the benefits of multi-culti.
Is it true that Teachers, Drs, Firemen, Police, etc are all rabid Labour supporters, intent on bringing the government down or is it just their union leaders ?
Not long now until a military coup in Greece. LOL
Wonder if Portugal and Spain will have one too.
No coups in Greece Spain or Portugal in the next few months.
Lots of sun means all entering siesta time.
Normally happens in September-November when the weather turns cooler and the nights get longer.
I know Greece, Spain and Portugal are further south than the UK but I don’t think they’re south of the equator so I expect their evenings get shorter (just like the UK) heading into September.
@jm2
I suppose that technically the evenings are shorter in Europe until the autumn equinox around 21st September, but they are at their shortest at the summer solstice in June.
jgm2. Not quite sure about your point here, which is unusual in one who normally writes such sense. I said nothing about evenings. Nights are at their shortest on June 21st in the UK and the Med. They then get longer. In the northern hemisphere planned coups tend to take place in autumn as nights are longer and you need the cover of night to get all aspects of the new regime in place for when the population wakes up in the morning.
Ahhhh. I was thinking that the longer nights of September – November would discourage folk from taking to the streets in the dark. Popular uprisings (at least in the UK) are a summer phenomenon on account of the long balmy summer evenings. Although with the way May is shaping up we may have a bit of a wait for long, balmy summer evenings.
Good luck to the Greek generals if they do take over.
You would hope that the Greek generals would have more sense than to try and square the circle of mass public sector employment and fuck all tax revenue though. Or, if they do, it’ll look bad for the Greek public sector. Or anybody with any fixed assets. Not that the fixed assets will be worth anything if they’re confiscated.
And you’re also right there now that you’ve explained it. An “unplanned” coup piggy backing on a popular uprising could take place at any time but especially at the height of summer.
The Chilean coup of 1973 took place on September 11th, the start of their spring as a result of the mob demanding that the army take action. (The left doesn’t mention that bit, women waving empty pots at soldiers, etc.)
Looks like London is having one for the Olympics. With all that fire power around the venues I doubt the Argentinian team will try anything though.
Great opportunity to shoot down the Argies Olympic team plane and say they were trying to fly it into the Cenotaph or Buck Palace.
I heard they didn’t all make it back from Goose Green the second time around.
Watch out for torpedo trails during the rowing events.
Breaking news. There’s trouble at Camden locks. Police are on the lookout for some Argy Bargee.
This argy bargy stuff is all to create a distraction [Spoiler stories] from the Rampant corruption withing our Parliament – Across the board of politics all 3 main political parties have been shown to be utterly corrupted and sleaze driven.
Parliament is the worlds biggest circus – and the political hacks (including a dum Bolton) are the journalist Circus that promote the tripe of the pigs at the trough.
Off with all of their heads.
Beheading is a punishment historically granted to nobles for treason. Some of our leaders may have titles but noble they most certainly are not. Hanging, drawing and quartering is best for them.
In the spirit of equanimity I propose that we ennoble those who have been found guilty of treason, in a fair trial naturally, (or as many retrials as necessary to get the ‘correct’ result) such as Blair, Brown, Mandelson, Straw, Campbell etc approx five minutes before we chop their fucking heads off.
All: Amen
All Rise.
Unusually jgm2, you miss the point. They must all, titled and untitled, suffer drawing and quartering, and their agonies must take place in a public place with crowds milling around, the Ladies and Gentlemen in their smartest attire, children gambolling around and chewing toffee apples.
The bill for the execution should afterwards be sent to their families.
I was allowing my tender side to show there. Naturally I would prefer if they were hoisted by a big crane in a giant daisy chain, each one suspended from the legs of the next.
Ideally the crane should be perched on top of the Gherkin or the Shard so that the whole of London need only step out into their garden to see that justice has been done.
I still think my more merciful side is showing there.
I like that. A funfair atmosphere and a mass viewing opportunity.
Hang about chaps, I need to find my other knitting needle.
A Coup de Grèce for the Euro maybe?
The Euro is a dead duck – it’s just the Marxist nutters like van rumpy, Merkel et all who – are “In denial” of it. Their “Dream” [Bit like that American dream!!! A dupe upon the "UN"informed] – is just the nightmare for the good people who haven’t been duped into the political balloon cum circus performers of self-importance (Or should that be impotence?) by them nasty Banksters from the ECB & IMFuckwits – who answer to them other hidden at arms length WrathSchilds with their busted dupe of usury … allegedly.
Let’s be having you, you Ken(zombie)SchEUsters…
Most unusual to see anti-Labour sentiments on HIGNFY!!!
Even Paul Merton joined in laughing with that one. And he’s generally teamed up with some professional bedwetter.
I think they might all know about Brighton trips.
Clarkson used the same”waste of blood and organs” jibe about Jade Goody shortly before she died.
How valuable is your motormouth then, Jeremy?
Was he wrong?
Poor old Jade, she was a major part of my wank bank you know. Still is.
Each to their own (rather partial to Suzi Perry myself) but in your case may I suggest Care in the Community?
Who the hell is Jade Goody – a Chinese pottery expert?
Jade Goody was a ‘celebrity’. She owed her fame to her ability to make plankton look intelligent.
Here’s 50P Laurie. Now you can phone both your fans.
and then fuck off
Missed that. Probably because no-one reads the Observer.
I said it about Gove, but it applies to you, too, “Jizz”-a:
(Back when I was going for the Drew Carey look.)
What a waste of blood and organs!
Thanks a lot Mr Bunter. I’ve just b*ggered my keyboard up with a tomato sarnie looking at that fat shyte. You should have put a warning up before the clip. I shall send you the repair bill sir.
Tom Watson should be taken out and shot in front of his family.
I Tony Blair should be taken out and shot in front of my family – because of the lies I told [Iraq, Egypt, etc] and continue to tell – because I only wanted to line my pockets with blood money.
I’m a lawyer Barrister yeu know – I can lie with impunity – ‘cos I made monkeys of you all – well …. me an my corporate american mates actually – this God thing pays better than I’d thought actually.
Over far too quick, – no spectacle! No drama!
Tone likes a bita drama!
Broken on a wheel? Takes about 12 hours and stings a fair bit.
Look … I mean, I think, I beleieve that I shouldn’t really have gotten away with that Importuning episode / arrest when I was looking like a girlie befor I met cherry delta … but them nice MET pigs let me orf with it – yes OK Rupee somehow obtained the inside info and well err maybe I was a bit entrapped thereafter but what harm, injury or loss have I inflicted upon anyone in the world since then? Come on guy’s hey …I’m just a straight kinda talkin… honest … really… on my Oath.
Here’s the scoop:
Watson is partial to an away day to Brighton.
He thinks that all this noise and publishing a book is cover for when the story finally comes out.
Fatty will call it a ‘Murdoch smear’.
I’ll call it the reason his ‘wife’ left.
Do keep up, m’lud, that’s ancient news.
What? Watson is a gay-er?
I don’t believe it.
I don’ t give a shit if he’s gay or straight. The fact that he’s an aggressive c**t who tries to stifle a free press and legitimate debate is enough to make me despise him.
Watson was all for a ‘free press’ when it was re-printing Mandelson and Campbell’s press briefings verbatim.
What happened?
Probably why no one dare touch him, politically speaking and otherwise. Gays are the new untouchables.
Probably why no one dare touch him, politically and otherwise. Gays are the new untouchables.
after all the beach is full of large sun bleached groynes.
Watson pissed again.
Tom Watson. Also available in red.
It’s known as Eric Joyce scarlet I believe.
Alex Ferguson Beetroot surely?
Please don’t bring up me and that tart in South Africa again – That was all dealt with rather craftily if you remember and I am not prepared to talk about it again.
Is it a requirement of being a Labour MP to have a badly fitted suit jacket?
This must have been after Fatty’s wife had confiscated his playstation from him.
Watson attacked by Murdoch employee?
A guidoesque display of loyalty there.
Er, he’s also an employee of the BBC Jimmy, or haven’t you heard of Top Gear in, “up your own arses land”?
Vaguely. I believe the gardener watches it.
Knowing you he’s probably a Mexican, uphill gardener.
How much garden is there on a top-floor doss in a Glasgow tenement?
Doesn’t matter how big it is. Fuck all grows in Fucking Scotland. Except tumours.
Ken Livingston lost.
Get over it.
What with Ken’s efficient tax arrangements and now revealed his brilliantly executed strategem for keeping Labour out of London I would venture to suggest that Ken is more Tory than Dave.
jgm2. They grow big chips on their shoulders.
This is referring to Tony Blair – I know he and Rupe are very tight (Blair is after all godfather to one of his children) but I didn’t know he was on the payroll – well not since he left office anyway.
>I know he and Rupe are very tight
Too much detail.
** Reaches for mindbleach **
Good Evening – here is the BBC anytime News!
Our Glorious Hero, Gordon Brown, made a speech today praising the BBC for its unsurpassed reporting!
In other news, The Drought Caused by Global Warming continues. Stand pipes are being set up in Glasgow, London, Bermingum and other centres of Islum.
OT SARKYS gone then, shame i like Carla
She’ll be shacked up with a new pair of trousers within a week. LOL
Does she like chipolatas?
thought she was a gaukey clothes horse who should have kept her kisser in the nosebag
she may not be a looker but she’s got a lovely arse
Mick Jagger doesn’t agree.
The standpipes interest me; how will we be expected to get to them? By wading, or will Dave issue us with dinghys?
The standpipes interest me; how will we be expected to get to them? By wading, or will Dave issue us with dinghys?
Briefly:
The BBC will run on-line courses for Stand Pipe use
Instructional videos will be unctuously shown in Town Halls
Apps will be available for all those stupid enough to have smart phones and I-thingys etc.,
Leaflets, DVDs, and other material will put through every door. (they are already in production)
You will be allocated to an Education Centre for Instructional Courses on
- Global Warning
- Drought, Flood
- Wind farms
- use of Scarce Resources
- ‘What the EUSSR is doing for YOU’ and
- Health And Safety Ishoos.
- Recognition of Stand Pipe
- What to do with a Stand Pipe
- How to swim / wade / paddle / to Stand Pipe
- Special precautions in ice / fog /snow / hail / and what to do if floods cover the Stand Pipe
- ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY AND YOU WILL BE CHARGED
An Open University Course on The Bleeding Obvious is in preparation
Once again, – more proof of why your Telly Tax is worth it, why QUANGOs are worf it, and how generally wonderful we are.
That is all! NOW PAY YOUR TELLY TAX ! (unless you’re one of us and receiving special supplies by tanker)
>Leaflets, DVDs, and other material will put through every door.
Available in 174 different languages, plus Braille, Morse Code, runes and Egyptian hieroglyphics?
And if all else fails – we’ll send around a couple of “enforcement officers” from the Local Commie council [They're being trained in Bournemouth at present] and ENFORCE you to become stand pipe compliant. [Cited: EU directive: bull5hit]
Where in Bournemouth? The CCTV in The Square and at the Clown Hall doesn’t work properly. Experience in Ulster shows that selective assasination works wonders. Why do you think that the Provos agreed to “peace”?
Where in Bournemouth? The CCTV in The Square and at the Clown Hall doesn’t work properly. Experience in Ulster shows that selective assasination works wonders. Why do you think that the Provos agreed to “pe@ce”?
Socialist Francois Hollande wins French presidency (according to projections based on partial results).
So last century.
So French with De Gaulle liberating Paris etc. Yuuhk !
If this all ends up with a big tiff between Germany and the Frogs, can we just stay out of it this time please? If did us fuck all good getting involved the last two times.
Ideally we’ll be sat on the sidelines making a fat load of cash from both sides.
I’ve always thought it odd that Clarkson’s the only right wing ‘comedian’ that appears on the Beeb. Something to do with ratings, I suppose.
There are a shit load of leftie ‘comedians’ on the TV and Radio 4 taking the piss out of what they imagine are right wing politicians ( haha, this fucking lefty government) and Daily Mail readers, but when one, just one Jeremy Clarkson has a go, they just can’t fucking take it, poor lambs.
cameron isn’t a right wing politician
Er, I think I said that. Clue – look in the brackets.
I’ve looked all over for them – are they in the cupboard? under the stairs? – oh, do tell …….
I thought that Miles Jupp was meant to be a “right-wing comedian”. Althought that could just be a front.
Well, that could be one. Anymore to speak of? Jim Davidson doesn’t count, he’s persona non grata with the BBC and has been for decades, and ITV come to that. Besides I think he lives in Dubai now.
France will do what we tell her to do. As always.
Avast hinter sich!
va tu faire encoule Merkel!
Somebody should have warned Sarko that Gordon is a Jinx.
% wise the lefty win in France is about the same as Boris got, bet the BBC won’t wank on about how close it was and how it’s not a mandate for Hollande like they did over Boris winning.
The book is closed on that bet.
No, apparantly not. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17975660
The BBC were at it on the 10pm news as well, although for some reason my post got modded by Fawkes for no fucking reason.
Tom Watson for Labour leader. Guido you need to start campaigning!
Not at all. Vacant Ned is doing just fine.
“Toxic Ned” would do just as equally as well as what the other one does. IMHO.
No, no, no he was annointed some days ago upon the shoulder with the order of egg & spoon not poached 3 minute hard boiled as – EGGed.
Seems Hollande is from a similar class as Camoron, a rich lefty, wonder how much whitewash Liebour will use to get that one across.
Good to see the back of that little tw@, Sarkozy. And RIP France after the socialists have put plan B into action.
Hollande’s bint looks a bit of all right. What is it with these French birds? Why are English birds (Lady Martin excluded, natürlich) so fucking ugly? And why are they so up themselves?
Great news for the chum chaps.
Froggies, flushed with funny money, will be hot to buy stuff from Blighty.
So all we need to do is make gear and flog it, simples !
A rather surprising clutch of properties are on the market in London in the two-to-three million pound bracket. Hard to tell which of the embattled European economic refugees are snapping them up now that France’s super rich are in Hollande’s sights.
As seen elsewhere, if Merkel and Sarkozy made Merkozy, do Merkel and Hollande make Merde?
I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with jeremyclarkson before.
What? Not even when he called the Maximum Imbecile a one-eyed, Scottish c*unt?
I’d forgotten about that!
Perhaps he’s more often right than I’ve given him credit for.
Or when he said that Mandlebum should be tied to a white van and dгivеп round until he wasn’t alive anymore?
Francois Hollande sings:
As I walk a long the Bois Boolong with an independent air,
you can hear the peasants declare,
He must be a millionaire,
You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
You can see the socialists wink the other eye
At the man who will break the bank at the 5th Republic.
Francois Hollande sings
As I walk a long the Bois Boolong with an independent air,
you can hear the pe@sants declare,
He must be a millionaire,
You can hear them sigh and wish to die,
You can see the socialists wink the other eye
At the man who’ll break the bank at 5th Republic.
It will interesting to see what the markets make of it. French bond yields and the Euro currency.
Looking good for cheap holidays in Euro-land.
What to do with your Euros?
1. Put glue down one side and use them as sticky notes.
2. Fire tinder.
3.Use them as toilet paperr like Zimbabwe dollars.
Just listened to Hollande and come in my pants.
That reminds me . . . NURSE!!!! – there’s a lot of brown sticky stuff in my bed and it smells nice!
I’m bewildered – the BBC humans are giving me treats again? What can have happened? Why are they calling me a ” joli chat-chat”?
Wait until you see the Clocksun pictures. When you’ve poked out your mind’s eye with a fork you will understand the significance of that clip. Until then, be Prole.
A pissing little election in frogland will not thwart our plans for the Fourth R e i c h.
Jeremy Clarkson on Tom Watson
Is that like a girl on girl movie but for a more select audience?
Well at least one thing we will get proof about the two ed’s idea’s over pissing money we don’t have up the wall, Hollande is going to prove it works or NOT.
And don’t forget Greece. The Golden Dawn party (radical right) are back in the parliament and they have such policies as placing land mines along the Turkish border to prevent illegal immigration !!
Anybody with an IQ higher than Jade Goody knows that pi*ss*ing away money you don’t have to buy the illusion of prosperity is madness. The last 13 years of Imbecility proved that to even the most hard-of-thinking.
My Steiff teddy bear told me it was a good policy
I’d love to spend more time on here but I’m off to a taxpayer funded libation
Who’s Ken nenver heard of him?.
never
What 4 years I told everyone
it was my last electionI would be back.You will then
*Wait
May the 28th be with you
when are the british going to tell arrogant stinky pooh git cameron to fuck off like the french have to the little frog sarkozy
Just waiting to hear about Greece, Sopal seems to be having wet dreams that a socialist is President of France this first time in 25years, must be getting closer to making sure I get loads of popcorn in.
viVa cOMrayde HollAndayze saUCe! soSHellisM iZ bacK!
Does Hollande also live in a council house Bob?
Beeg taxes and beeg state spending start next week.
Collapse of Euro soon after that. Coup in Greece, return of the drachma, cheap holidays on Naxos. Sorted.
Yep. About right.
TAXI
It is funny to see all the tory boys expressing their angst about shithead watson as their fucking government is buggering the country without a murmur – now what does that say about these venal types?????
Its also your government Heywood if you live in the UK
(as in Heywood Jablome)
You would do better going to Labourlost or a Tory blog to ask about venal types, were just nasty to all.
Yeah the period when we were really screwed between 1997 and 2010 never happened right?
Correctamundo
Quite so. All that reckless bank lending to muppets that inflated UK GDP and tax receipts by 80bnquid a year from 2001/2 onwards was nothing to do with Labour turning a blind eye and taking bank supervision away from the BoE. And it was entirely prudent while all this reckless personal borrowing and reckless bank lending was going on for the government to borrow another 35bn quid (on average) during these ‘boom’ years.
Labour are in no way to blame for the uniquely fucked economic situation in which we find ourself and Liam Byrne was only joking when he said ‘There’s no money left’.
Cor What a Scorcher
Why was the national debt £800 billion when labour lost the election in 2010?
There’s no money left.
Has Livingstone declared his full and true financial accounts yet?
Has Miliband declared who was at the Rudd event?
Why doesn’t Watson have the guts to tell the truth of why he is attacking the Murdochs?
Why dont you tell us ?
I need some help – could some Guidoista explain to me what the RUDD event was?
I’m only a country boy, you know.
When I was a kid the RUDD Cup was the County Durham primary schools version of the FA Cup. The winners got to play Liverpool Boys.
Kevin RUDD used to be Australian PM.
Other than that, I haven’t a RUDDy clue.
Something to do with PR bloke Roland Rudd?
Come on Boudicca. Spill the beans. Don’t keep this idiot in suspense.
But Guido… last week you thought that public insults were a criminal offence?? What happened to change your mind so radically?
It’s all in the name
Tom Watson is a two-eyed English idiot.
Tom Watson is a Four-eyed English idiot – if you please.
WE’RE BACK! VIVA LA FRANCE!
Viva Las Vegas?
VIVA LA SHIT!
VIVA LA FAN!
All EuroStar Services have seen a dramatic increase in Reservations going forward for the next 6 months as of 7pm BST tonight from Gard Du Nord to St Pancras……………..interesting…..
The French with money are bailing out just in case somebody steals it.
As all our money was all p*ssed up the wall by ZanuLieLabour !!
Crystal Ball…
B&N&P Paribas announces it’s moving it’s main offices from Paris to Marylebone.
Whover’s building all those new buildings in London, must’ve known there’d be a load of french banks looking to relocate.
Allons y en Sangatte
You have to love the BBC, 10pm news
“Hollonde wins by a clear majority”
Yet Boris only just scraped home according to the same BBC even though both got roughly the same % vote
Note Sky News said Hollonde’s win was narrow.
Clearly all that Champers the BBC didn’t use in 2010 was drunk tonight
BBC also called it a” humiliating defeat ” last night.
ITV news at Ten…
Pictures of Socilaist rally in Paris, with some goon waving an Irish tricolour!
WTF?
Not as bad as those idiots who wave euro rags at the Last Night of the Proms. German flags I can understand as the Hun seem to go mental over it (Last Night parties, etc.) but euro rags – it goes against everything that it means to be British.
Other than that, are you sure that the colour hasn’t gone on your telly?
Fuck all the sheep!
Let them live in their fucked up Euro la la land of fans and shit, for soon enough we’ll be seeing guillotines in the streets of Paris.
Good job it’s France , socialists reported be drinking champagne, maybe they have already decided to spend and spend their way out of debt.
Gordonomiques….
Meanwhile the Greek left have voted against bailouts (what a capitalist would approve).
Bizzaroworld today.
Who paid for the libations?
PM Dave is 2 years old today.
I didn’t hear that.
Following Sarkozy’s defeat tonight Frau Merkel has issued a directive for CMD to report to her in BONN without delay……for new orders……
You know, when I see him called CMD, I keep thinking he’s called CND. Then I realise that there is no difference.
CND had a well defined useful political purpose as opposed to CMD,the One Term PM,who is the Tory Toff Liar!! & has no real purpose; Which as a result will allow Milliepeed The Minor to get his hands back on the Levers of Power & complete ZanuLieLabours Master Plan the Total Destruction of the UK swiftly followed by the
total complete domination by the EU……..Unless of course the UK great unwashed decides no and Lines all of the Traitors up against the Wall & lets them have it !!!
That includes all of Blue Labour, Red Labour plus the Bonkers LibDems. That will be the start of taking OUR country back from them
Funny, I thought that CND were just a bunch of ugly, misinformed lesbians with an aversion to soap and a propensity to being infiltrated by the KGB.
Why let the truth get in way ?? it never troubled us during our glorious 13 years rule when we abolished Boom & Bust guided by our supreme leader the world statesman our worshipped President Gordon Brown who saved the Universe & Beyond……
CMD – Cadbury’s Mary Dilk
I don’t support bumsex marriage in spite of being a conservative, I support bumsex marriage BECAUSE I’m a conservative!
The Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC Having multi-orgasim’s tonight at Sarkozy’s defeat whilst they quaff Magnums of Champers charged of course to Licence Payers account…….The Mugs that pay for all of there Biased Broadcasting….
You can run away from reality but you can’t run away from the consequences of running away from reality.
Remember – Abraham Lincoln said “You can fool some of the people for some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people for all of the time”.
Honest Abe also said, “So let’s say we call a dog’s tail a ‘leg,’ now how many legs has the dog got? He still has four– calling a tail a ‘leg’ won’t make it one.”
Good quote, because they’ve been calling increases in debt “growth” for a long time now…
And just because you call debt “growth”, doesn’t make it growth.
I called wasteful spending ‘Investment’ – and guess what? – Dave and most of his morons swallowed it!!!!!
Thing is, they will just blame the ‘markets’ when things go tits up, so you really can’t win with socialists, they’re determined to fail as they have proved time and again.
C’est la vie!
Au revoir mon petit nain.
Indeed it is.
Hilarious. I can see why the Beeb wouldn’t touch it.
Hollande is Mr Normal!
Indeed, after five university studies we too have concluded that Hollande is Mr Normal!
Today we can report that Hollande the French centrist politician has now been voted in as le presidente!
The sooner we rid ourselves of the TV Licence the better
With Hollande France have said they have voted for change. They are now going to borrow more and spend more.
Plus ça change (plus c’est la même chose).
No doubt tomorrow Guido will be focusing on the important matters of the day. Like what Boris is having for breakfast.
What Boris is having for breakfast?
Ken probably.
French toast would be rather apt.
He just might have some egg soldiers too. A splattering of egg always helps.
Borrow more and spend more?
That doesn’t sound like France at all.
We congratulate Hollande but we still reserve the right to strike every year (and have at least one mistress)
Fick diese faulen Französisch fuckers, müssen wir sortieren, dies bei dieser Geschwindigkeit!
Wouldn’t fuck-a Merk with a bargy-a pole-a, – hang-a on a minute-a – wiv any-a thing!
Definition of “Change”, what’s left from a whole currency unit.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17975504
Soon the EU will adopt China’s policy of 1 child but with a twist. It will be 0 children as there literally will be no money left for any future generation.
Lets all party as there is no tomorrow
Pe@ce be upon da bruvvas, – but the Islum population is growing and growing.
So Londistan is not just a dream – bring on the Kalyfat!
We can report from France and our Broadcasting House the outbreak of multiple orgasm in a wankfest of socialist comradeship amongst the bottles of Champagne that little the corridors. Also the hourly rate of rent boys has shot through the roof as has the price for Columbian marching powder.
Vive la France!
Can you please lay off Twatson? The last thing we need is for him to jump off Westminster bridge and create a Tsunami over Londonistan.
On second thoughts bring it on.
Light the blue touch paper and stand well back!
Shares in three pop corn factories have tripled in 2 hours.
Bullish!
Popcorn will replace the Euro
2 weeks holiday in Greece now only £15.75 all inclusive.
Polly’s Tuscany villa loses £100,000 in value as Euro tanks.
Please arrange for the pensions of all MPs, civil serpents and everyone ‘working’ in local government to be paid only in euros.
London has Not seen a reduction in rainfall. It has seen a reduction in the rain collected then stored. And this is EU diktat.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/05/05/more-on-the-wettest-april-in-100-years-in-the-uk/
It is our policy to blame any shortcomings in our “Leadership” of the European people on man made global warming and to approve all solutions that tax CO2 emissions.
It is so simple and easy to do this. With many thanks to the BBC, Al Gore and the UEA.
It is our policy to blame any shortcomings in our “Leadership” of the Europe@n people on man made global warming and to approve all solutions that tax CO2 emissions.
It is so simple and easy to do this. With many thanks to the BBC, Al Gore and the UEA.
(p e a free version)
I forecast a summer of love for Europe!
Even Osborne has said he will dump austerity.
The problem being he has no austerity to dump.
All that the coalition have done is to cut back on Labour excesses yet at the same time maintaining most of them.
Look what we have done to curb Council Excess and Quango’s
That’s right fuck all
http://anti-citizen-one.blogspot.co.uk/2011/06/those-cuts-in-full.html
Interesting times, popcorn or manning the barricades a difficult decision.
I’d love a summer with Laura Tobin!
Greggs are looking like the got off lightly
I got a pastying.
To be frank, I wouldn’t give Spelman my 5 inches let alone the 17 she wants.
Can you get us some gear please we are having a riot here tonight? Send it to …
BBC Centre,
201 Wood Ln,
Shepherd’s Bush,
London W12 0HL, UK
mmm with the EU going to hell in a hand basket I wonder how long it will be now before someone goes to war against Iran?
Nothing like a war to bring prosperity !
Shhhhh!
They told me that was his name – imagine my disappointment when a quick fondle in the kitchen was brushed aside!! I’ve never been quite the same since.
Is he out on bail?
Ich habe ein Geheimnis Lust an der englischen unabhängigen Mann namens Nigel und ich über seinen EU Kriegslust masterbate jeden Tag.
Didn’t do too well in London though did you?
That’s right brother, keep supporting bumsex marriage in spite of being a conservative!
Well done Nigel.
You have many more converts like me out there. We are the disenfranchised former loyal Tory voters, supporters, finaciers, doorstep knockers. You will gain support increasingly from the older generation too. You have the fastest and largest growing youth group.
There is a very long way to go. What must be done is identify exactly what the message is in simple bullet point form and prepare for May 2013 County elections.
Most of the Conservative controlled shires have not had any effective opposition for decades and although well established are unused to be held to account and challenged. Many have Councillors more than iffy, particularly with regard to planning – the last bastion of corruption.
It’s an uphill battle but the time is right. It can be done.
Fuck austerity brothers and sisters, we don’t need to live within our means lets just spend spend spend kids! Our children and grand children can pay for our greed and short sighted selfishness!
Vote for us, vote for CHANGE!
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IF you have a bad dose of the CLAP you need to start treatment now by getting your Perscription for Anti-Biotics with further delay,
Please Note This is Dispensed FREE of CHARGE in Scotland & Wales but not in England……..
Todger all red and discharging? Sore? Swollen? Bit tender round the old orifice?
Can’t get the full thrust? – tough mate, tough, – check the girl out next time!
Ill vote for that as long as there is something left to fund the Indian Space programme to put call centres on the moon. The electorate put me here on that mandate and I’m determined to see it through.
As well as the right for every man to have a husband of course
Alle Männer müssen husabands sein und genießen Sie das Geschlecht des bumhole unseren Euro bumsex Armee beizutreten.
Yes bring it on. We’re alright.
As long as it brings about a collapse in French property prices and rise in sterling, you can get up to any nonsense you like.
Be quick as I have some very very favourable deals now for buying Euro’s !
You Pig’s need to take advantage while you can…….
Actually chaps, we have some money left over from Gordon – this sounds a dashed good deal to me, – watt? wattage?
Shall we put our last savings in?
Savings! – what am I saying! ha ha ahah ha hah a!
I got mine from Daddy! – but I’m going to keep that safe. Let the common people pay . . . hah ha hah ahah!!! wattage!
Please be assured all my Exchange Deals have always been on the Level & are fully Kosher compliant……………..already my boy…….
Scheiße!
You called?
Not a single comment?
Are you all so frightened to say anything?
Can’t be bothered listening for 11.17 more likely.
There is no truth in the rumour that the Corporation had to ship extra consignments of Petroleum Jelly tonight as the News Rooms in BBC White City, & the Media Centre in Salford celebrated Sarkozy’s defeat with huge daisy chains while quaffing Tax Payer Funded Champers !! Not forgetting the party now starting @ Bush House…….
Starter’s paste we called it in my day, – not that I was ever into bum sex, – me – up the skirt stuff in my day – like nature intenededded!
Phwoooarrrh!!!!!! – there again, I’m a tit man meself!
Your so 20th Century in your warped views, this is the 21st Century and its all so natural…….to slip it in this way……so take note you pervert !!
French socialist Francois Hollande has won a clear victory in the country’s presidential election and a humiliating defeat for Sarkozy
{bbc 6 oclock news}
Hollande 51.67%
Sarkozy 48.33%
Narrow win in a much closer than expected election for Boris Johnson.
Boris 51.5%
Ken 48.5%
http://www.igraphics.gr/en/multimedia/2012/05/elections2012
We are able to confirm the party @ Bush House is proving to be a Gay Old Time as the Daisy Chain gets bigger as more & more friends from all walks arrive & join the circle to celebrate the Frogs Presidential Erections….!!
Oh dearie me and wot a surprise
I bet you’ll hardly believe your eyes
Head teachers just ain’t interested
In having kiddies’ grammar tested
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-17974663
“Trust us to assess all our children’s writing this year and every year or we will not cooperate with any future tests.”
Yes, we bloody did and look what a shining success that was. Hardly surprising, given the level of literacy enjoyed by your teaching staff themselves.
And too old to have been taught typing “skills”. Jesus H.
Frau Merkel confirmed she has told,(invited) the new President of France to visit Berlin without delay. The tea boy aka CMD, will attend as instructed, to ask them a vital question in both German & French “One lump or two!!”
Nice to see Tory Toffs still have influence in the corridors of EU Power…..
Interesting.
The new Socialist president of France is from a town called “Tulle”, pronounced ‘Tool’.
More than coincidence?
As the Euro tanks, Monsieur Hollande is having French toast for breakfast. How apt. Speaking of Euro tanks I am taking bets on how long will it be before German ones roll into Paris again?
As the Euro tanks, Monsieur Hollande is having French toast for brekkfast. How apt. Spracking of Euro tanks I am taking bets on how long will it be before German ones roll into Paris again?
whenever anyone criticizes Cameron and his junta everyone goes all labourlist – even if the criticism is justified. This lot have been in government for 2 years now – do we let them practice a bit more then????
It doesn’t matter who you vote for. The EUSSR always wins.
The BBC luvvies can barely contain their joy at France voting for a man who promises his country economic catastrophe and can’t wait for the UK to do the same. Vive les deux Eds !!!
Thanks to the liberal arts education most of them have received they haven’t the economic or mathematical sense God gave plankton. They are however very receptive to anything from the realm of fiction which is why they simply love what Toxic Ned tells ‘em.
The thick, ignorant c*unts. Dangerous too. Convinced that must be clever because they studied English or Classics at Oxford and that we should pay attention to their opinion on economic policy.
There is no greater sign of intelligence than an English person studying English at an English university, it is really pushing the intellectual frontiers.
Can you please stop being so nice to Watson.
This is supposed be a right wing blog after all.
To suggest that watson is almost as loathesome as balls is frankly being kind to watson.
This is not only a ring wing blog, this is a right wing blog which is back in recession.
Win win result all round in France. The arrogant dwarf Sarkozy gets his and the lunatic socialist is given a mandate to bankrupt the country.
Pound up to 1.24 Euros now in anticipation of the printing presses firing up. Another year at this rate and we’ll be back approaching the 2007/2008 rate of 1.50.
Boy, those were great times to be holidaying in Euroland. And the US.
is Jeremy Klaxon the BBC’s spoof on ‘balance’?
from the red corner they air the moans of the institute of hand-wringing; and from the blue corner – in the tradition of Alf Garnett – oh gosh – oh gush – spouts the horn of bile himself.
as in the case of Alf and Arthur Daly, cliches of ignorance bigotry and spivvery, they created Klaxon an amusing cameo of the superficiality boerishness irrelevance and inadequacy of the modern ‘bloke’
then they realised how many people identified themselves with the (carefully scripted) act
beware the mob!
oh no, zat is mon loverly country ow you say fucked into un cocked-hat.
Zere is nuzzing worse than un socialist in un crisis!
Are you ready to watch ze marketz ow you say plummet mes chums Anglais?
Clarkson is an ignorant buffoon, and should not be taken seriously.
The nutter’s on here who think he should be in politics, must mean The Monster Raving Loony Party, of which he is a life member.
I didn’t even know Tom Watson was married, I thought he was gay.
Perhaps his wife resented the time he was spending with Ian Wright in their lovely flat. Maybe thats the real reason she left him.