Best Polling Question Ever
The Guidoisation of polling…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
I’d have dinner with Boris.
me too. I love to self fellate.
Anyone caught booing the national anthem will be sentenced to five years. Offending the Queen is a vile hate crime.
soz, meant smackhead! this new gear is reaally good!
nip round Louise and give the old john thomas a quick buff.
Rupert won, get over it!
Hows the Economy doing?? FTSE 100 Company directors paying themselves as much as possible leaving little left for the Pension funds and the Pension fund managers charging like BULLS. Makes a great recipe for NO MONEY LEFT.
And The Fraudster politcal Class sit back and can’t open the CAN OF WORMS, due to their complicity in the greatest Ponzi scheme of all time. Stealing money from TAX payers to Prop up their Social Science experiment of Feminist Single Parent plot, and Crime increasing terrorising agenda.
It could never work you economically illiterate clowns.
Don’t you worry about that duckie, I offend the old queen on a daily basis, she loves it when I talk dirty.
You would be promised dinner and end up being chucked a dodgy-looking pasty from Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler’s Burger Bar.
It was a strong and assured defeat for Ken Livingstone, Notional Socialist candidate..
there’s been a bit of a problem
Goodbye Cameron
The election has now made it quite clear that the Tories will never again have an overall majority in the House of Commons. The public have seen Cameron make numerous promises to hold a referendum on the EU only to see him call a three-line whip against it when the House of Commons debated the issue earlier.
The public no longer trust him or the Tories and many have now decided to vote UKIP. The loss of Tory support to UKIP undermines the Tories in future marginal seats and though there may well be some who will return to the Tories at the next general election a significant number will no longer vote Tory.
Any further promises by the Tories to hold a referendum will not alter this situation for few would believe that the Tories would honour a result that may well call for a total withdrawal.
Furthermore the handing of billions to the IMF to help bale out the EURO (another broken promise) and the handing of money to aid nations that fund their own space programs or buy French aircraft has really took the biscuit. Not to mention the utter spineless refusal to deport terrorists for fear of upsetting the court of human rights. All this plus the Granny-tax the Pasty-tax and 5p off the top tax rate whilst we have mass unemployment verges on political suicide to any sane politician. I for one will never vote for the LIBLABCON cabal ever again.
So it’s goodbye Cameron and goodbye to any hope of a centre right government any time soon.
True, except the Tory Ostrich factor will prefer to keep their heads buried firmly in the sand.
More or less the same situation as NuLab.
Hints for Cameron on how to enjoy huge support:-
1. Referendum on In/Out of the EU.
2. Stop all immigration now.
3. Remove all illegals immediately/stop financing the parasitic human rights appeals circus.
4. Stop pandering to EU judges.
5. Stop pandering to the Libdem.
6. Get rid of Bercow.
7. Axe the bbc enforced tax, make them subscription.
You missed out 8. Saw your head off with a blunt instrument
BALE out? Are we inundated with water in a drought? Yes we are.
Anymouse your comments are so simple you should be in politics – or are you Red Ed in disguise?
You really do talk complete bollocks at times
Who’s paying and where?
Rhe “Guidoisation” of polling means dumbing it down,obviously. Only to be expected from a lowly gutter press columnist.
I wouldn’t mind my trouble and strife having dinner with Boris – might wake her up a bit….
My dinner partner choice would be Mike Handycock, as I am partial to a bit of rough.
Thanks Nadine, I will be in touch. Many people are congratulating the LibDems in Portsmouth for increasing their majority and are coming to see how we do it:
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/lib-dems-happy-but-did-politicians-fail-to-woo-voters-1-3811903
Well the answer is simple and I have been telling the coalition, but they won’t listen to me. Success in politics in our global environment requires politicians to create liaisons between the public sector, industry, other countries such as Russia, and organised crime. Only by doing this will we politicians improve our own status both politically and financially. I have created this environment in Portsmouth and fooled the electorate in to thinking it is all being done for them, as they are mostly even thicker than me. Bring this in with all the multiple postal voting immigrants that we have deliberately brought into the city, and hey presto! Boaz.
Your Government are stupid Handy, as soon as you told us about your system of staying in power, we implemented it in our own countries and have not lost an election since. Thanks, you are a genius, more young girls on the way to show our appreciation. Jahbulon.
It’s a bit like asking which evil tyrant would you like to kill you Stalin or Hitler?
Which lesser of two evils do you prefer?
Its a question for dummies – when it surrounds politics.
Think you might be in the wrong ball park there fella. Now if you were talking about Brown and Blair.
At least Bill Clinton wasn’t one of the options!!!
Worst polling question ever:
Should the PM be honest for once and give people the Referendum on the EU they were promised?
Excellent piece. Correct contradictions scattered throughout –
viz
Dave / honest / Brussels
If you looked at the rest of the poll you plank, the EU was well down the list.
Also, it had Dave as a truer Tory than Boris….
Crazy I know but I’d rather have that than the UKIP onanists anywhere near the levers of power.
Not a concern. The UKIP motto “No sooner elected than jailed”.
Ha ha, very good. I recommend the Junius blog for the latest UKIP scandal…
They seem to be a litigious lot…..
And the irony of that MEP EU Audit woman refusing to sign off UKIP’s accounts always make me chuckle….
UKIP’s accounts have not been refused (Christ on a bike these gullible twits will believe anything) unlike those of the dodgy EU. Ones that have never been signed off for the last 17 years. Ones that the same gullibly thick Europhiles are happy to be defrauded into paying for.
Oh really?
http://caterpillarsandbutterflies.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/971-almost-reads-as-andreasen-vs-robin.html
Who’d have thunk it? Politicians as venal expense fiddling shysters?
Too many spoon fed idiots fail to recognise that Ashley was unlawfully imprisoned / fitted up Guv – but to suit their agenda Useful idiots – never check out the background – they simply run with what the established sorts feed to the suppress.
Yeah, of course he was.
http://caterpillarsandbutterflies.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/937-performing-monkey-peer-ukip.html
That site’s obviously some mentalist who UKIP didn’t pick to be a candidate (and felt rejected). He makes Gordon look sane.
1. And it came to pass, that after many days, Dave, despiséd and dejected, returnéd unto his habitation: and the jobsworths were fearful, but durst not say.
2. And Dave continued to hold his head in the clouds with a neck that was stiff. And Dave could not look down upon the earth, or upon the people on the earth, only those that dwelt in high places.
3. And the people knew, and said one to another: who is that haughty tosser that seemeth so high and mighty? And Dave answereth and said: it is I, Dave the Wonderful.
4. And the people murmered one with another. And they threw aspersions at Dave and his jobsworths and his jobsworths’ jobsworths.
5. And lo, there came over the earth, a Star. And the name of the star was The Future. And it appeareth in the East, and stayeth right over that which is calléd: the Hall of the City.
6. And when the people saw it, they rejoiced. But Dave and his jobsworths and his jobsworths’ jobsworths were fearful, and cried one unto another: What can this mean? And what can this betoken unto us?
7. And Dave calléd the scribes and Wise Men, and sayeth unto them, what can this star betoken unto me? And the scribes and Wise Men answereth and said. Thou shouldest be fearful, for we have seen the Star of BoJo. And Dave, with guile and cunning in his heart, sayeth unto his jobsworths and his jobsworths’ jobsworths: calleth BoJo now, and bid him come unto me that I may worship him.
8. But BoJo, warnéd in a dream, answereth and said, No: comest thou Dave and worship me here at the Hall of the City. And Dave, with an heavy heart, did as BoJo commandeth.
Except he didn’t…
We all know that Dave has cheated on conservatism for years.
Should have included Guido in the options
Why? Was Bercow being asked?
Why not ask this of all party leaders and see where they rank.
Also ask men who they would rather have an evening with from the female politicians – bet no one would chose Harperson or Warsi!
I would with Hatty – o wait a mo!
And I would with Sayeeda…
She looks to me like a bird gagging to try some anal.
Do muslims do that?
The thought of Harpy dressed in a Nazi uniform is what keeps some of the old farts going on here.
What an interesting image.. somehow it makes her look.. more human.
Oh I don’t know, I’d take one for the team if only to put a smile on the bitch’s face.
And show Jack where he’s been going wrong all these years.
the guardian ought to be ashamed of such a homophobic – non progressive question.
This is modern Britain, built on selfish liberalism. Why should anybody expect faithfulness today .. such an out dated concept..
… sadly
I assume the ‘Don’t know’ category is for the likes of Chris Bryant and Angela Eagle.
And Bill Cash – prefers his partners to answer to ‘nanny’ and have a moustache.
Bend over Sir Tristram I’ll discharge a baton round at your fundament for your homophobia
Moustache sounds like masterbate….. Think I’d better logout nanny’s waiting with her rubber gloves on
Bryant is still talking pants in his Indy column. Isn’t he just a common purpose lesser suborned useful idiot, put up by Julia Middleton and Francis Fraud Gerrycanmanderer?
The best thing Dave and others could do is go and put a fortnight of shifts in some ‘dirty’ industry say tyre manufacture of better still mining, along the lines of the secret millionaire idea, and invite the cameras in on the last day.
There were 25,400 deaths caused by cold weather last winter, according to the Office for National Statistics, with most of the deceased aged 75 and over. This winter will be harder still, the convention warns. The government is cutting winter fuel allowances from £250 to £200 for those aged 60-80 and from £400 to £300 for the over 80s.
The MP’s restaurant and bar have to be subsidised somehow, after all.
Remember – We’re all in it together though!
So how many MPs will die of cold this winter?
I suspect the figure will be 0. If there is any justice the figure should be at least 680.
Another statistic: I hear the cops are stocking up on baton rounds. They’re gonna need them soon. Tell the MP’s we’re stocking up on lamp-posts and piano wire.
Gerbil Worming will be bad!
Those MP deaths in full:
David Cameron – hypocrisermia
Tom Watson. – a surfeit of smugness
George Osborne. – silver spoon lodged in windpipe
Gordon Brown. – constipation
Nick Clegg. – apathy
Teresa May. – unexpected arrival of train at level crossing
Ken Livingstone. – strangled by own large intestine
William Hague. – terminal irrelevance
Ed Miliband. – fratricide
Ed Balls. – exploded
Chris Huhne. – unexplained brake failure
Bercow. – trodden on
Personally I’d get rid of the Winter Fuel Allowance. I’m not being evil. I’d replace it with a direct credit onto a pensioners fuel bill so that we know that the money is going to be used for “Winter Fuel”.
Paying it in cash is a massive mistake. My late grandfather said that West Auckland Working Men’s Club’s busiest week was the week when the “Winter Fuel Allowance” was paid. Now I know that alcohol is a fuel but…
Who would pay,all polititians hate the English…..
Then you are safe judging by the command of English.
“Guidoisation”? WTF is that when it’s at home?
Infantilisation!
I suppose that’s why it says tittle tattle, gossip and rumours at the top of the top of the blog.
Piss off bumface.
Oooh get her.
Guidoisation = dumbing-down.
(cuttle) (squit) ħ = h/2π!!! (flap)
Bloody hell, a parrot that knows Planck’s constant!
Any chance of him replacing Camoron?
Replace Camoron with a parrot, or a plank?
Either would be an improvement.
The parrot would have a head start in dealing with the heat from Diane Fatbutt.
what’s your favourite filling station?
Harry Ramsden’s
Stavros Kebabs, 118, Tottingham High Road innit?
I think Dave’s might be EUston.
Piccalilli.
ha ha ha
A third don’t know (eh??) and, in truth, probably another third would do both of ‘em.
Look, fuck all this relaunch/I feel your pain/Posh Boy/Mad Nads stuff – it’s white noise. Face facts: coalitions don’t work – they’re just a pick’n'mix of policies from a pantomime horse of a government.
Boris isn’t PM material; funny, erudite, a wordsmith – yes. But PM – no.
Milibandwagon’s useless – and a truly malign little shit, to boot. He hasn’t got a policy to his name, people don’t like him and he fits people’s stereotype of a slippery 4xtooo.
The only hope Cameron has is to keep going for another couple of years, hope the economy gets better, snooker the Libs on some policy (gay windmills, or whatever) to the point where the coalition falls apart, call a snap election and make it a straight Lab-Con fight.
Dave has proved himself utterly untrustworthy. Whatever confidence there was in him before has been destroyed and can never be rebuilt. Dave’s toast.
I agree but, depressingly, I don’t see anyone better – and neither does much of the country, judging by the 32% turnout. Thirty two per fucking cent, FFS.
What we saw was a protest unvote against Dave. He and Osborne are responsible for driving many to desert the Conservatives for UKIP and many more to abstain. It will stay that way until the party comes to its senses and chucks them both out.
According to “Nads” that could be by Christmas(although she didn’t actually specify a year)and she thinks there may be Forty-Five others in the party that think the same…….
LieBore is relaunced as the Party of the People!
Hail The Party of the People!
What you saw was the majority of the population refusing to vote for any of the political leaders they were offered.
This situation has been going on for years and concides with many undesirable social phenomena which readers here are familiar with, though the exact corelation of cause and effect is open for debate.
To be fair Dave has proved he can run a coalition government……….by giving in to every demand of the fruitcake party.
And 68% don’t give a 4-X.
That’s a sad indictment of the public and politics.
B-b-b-b but it was raining and my elfin safety woman said I had to stay indoors.
Murdoch’s agenda was always to dumb down the voters / make politics so bloody boring and inane – such that the electorate would just give up and accept any old ‘change merchant’ – who the lobbyists could shoehorn in.
Hence the proliferation of TV programmes of celebs bitching, prima donna football celebes bitching, talentless wannabe celebs bitching etc etc etc.
“Murdoch’s agenda was always to dumb down the voters ”
And Cameron’s, Miliband’s and Clegg’s agenda is to dumb UP the voters?
Hahahahaha! Its like being in a nursery at PMQs.
And the BBC are even worse.
The BBC’s agenda is to fleece you of £145.50 a year and use it to promote Europe and AGW on a daily basis.
Murdoch’s agenda is to give you what you want.
Politics is boring! The public want much less of it. They want the BASIC things like law and Order and border controls done properly, because they aren’t at the moment.
Agreed, AC1. Murdoch gives the public tits ‘cos that’s what the public wants: tits.
They/we want not necessarily less politics but less fucking government – hence the vote against yet more expensive Mayors in nearly all cities.
We could scrap whole Ministries and no-one would notice: BIS (stupid name), DECC – yep, we’ve got a whole fucking Ministry dedicated to climate change, FFS. And why the fuck have we got a Minister for Equalities? Why??
For da effnics, innit.
Mornington Crescent, got to disagree on the Mayors point. Labour brought them in thinking just that, more jobs for the boys, etc. Then it went belly up when places that should have returned Labour mayors didn’t. London – independent (Livingstone), Middlesbrough – independent, Doncaster – English Democrats, Hartlepool – a man in a monkey outfit.
Where the mayoral system works, they voted to keep it (Doncaster). The people who voted against elected mayors in Birmingham, Coventry, etc., were council employees, Labour party members, etc., who having seen what happen in Doncaster didn’t want to lose their jobs, influence, pensions, freebies, etc.
Where you have an elected mayor you have direct responsibility, which is why I am surprised that Liverpool went for it without a referendum. When it all goes belly up you can’t blame “tory cuts” in a monthly glossy magazine when you are cutting frontline services whilst giving your mates £50k jobs for doing nothing. I don’t expect to see a Conservative mayor in Liverpool in four years time, but there could quite possibly be an “Independent” or an “English Democrat” one.
Labour now see elected mayors as a Conservative ploy to cut them off at the knees and are now wishing that they had never thought of the idea.
The other 32% are employed by the BBC
From the sleeve cover of “The Murdoch Archipelago”
“Rupert Murdoch is one of the most powerful men in the world today. Through News Corporation he controls a global media empire with an unparrallelled array of assets in newspapers, television, movies and book publishing.
Across the Anglophone world, and increasingly in Asis and Europe, he exerts an unelected political influence reckoned to outclass such predecessors as Northcliffe, Hearst and Beaverbrook – men whose activities were contained within national boundaries.
What is the nature of Newscorp’s power, and how was it constructed? This book describes a business built on a unique capacity to collaborate with established power – whether legitimate or otherwise – while pretending to rebel against it. The origins of the technique lie in the First World War propaganda campaigns and intrigues of Rupert’s father Sir Keith Murdoch. Bruce Page analyses the son’s extension of the same essential method through Australia, Britain and the USA, showing how Murdoch’s fluid, authoritarian personal qualities have enabled him to exploit systematic weaknesses in the media systems which we rely on to safeguard liberal democracy.
Politicians and administrators around the world stand in awe of Murdoch because he is advertised as a supreme wizard of tabloid journalism, possessing a near monopoly over mass opinion. Bruce Page shows that this is essentially a hallucination – but one which could become something unpleasantly like reality unless legislators are able to free themselves from it. This text is designed to assist them.
Building on many years’ research and featuring previously undisclosed revelations, The Murdoch Archipelago is both a riveting psychological profile and a devastating case against the dangers of media monopoly.”
68% say more 4X and I’ll vote for anyone of Yah
The only hope for the Tories now is to dump Cameron (he has lost credibility and trustworthyness), get a ‘Tory’ leader in and set a date for an in/out referendum on the EU, and scream fron the rooftops about how much money this will save the UK and will help economic recovery. When this causes the coalition to fall, have a snap election, and STICK with the referendum promise.
Yawn
Scratch.
Is it true that Bonkers celebrated with a bonka-bonka party?
I can’t say
Idiocy rules!
Well, if you insist;
Rule 1: appoint Osborne as Chancellor.
Rule 2: appoint May as Home Secretary
Rule 3: distract attention from the feebleness of Violet Elizabeth Miliband
etc….etc
Brown as Chancellor THEN unelected P.M. pure lunacy (or wilful destruction)?!
Got any tabs?
La la la la la, hey hey, we’re alllll off to mu mu land!
got anything from before 1982?
I’d go for the both of them à la Ménage
Calling our latest exclusive gourmet restaurant The Le Ménage à Trois was with hindsight a big mistake.
Isn’t there also a restaurant in London called Les Trois Garcons? I hear they do nice cream puffs.
In Shoreditch. Decorated like a tart’s boudoir.
How would you know what a tart’s boudoir looks like, eh?
The restaurant is perfectly named for claiming expenses. When I’m asked if I had a nice mouthful at the ménage a trois one can reply with all honesty that one did
Nurse!!! – ma botty want’s to know when’s ma din –din?
Boris — keepa da hands offa my entourage — otherwise da boys do a violin case delivery
Pissa off Brutus. That was my warning.
Boris getting more women into Labour than Labour
I’d choose to have dinner with Boris, I haven’t had a sniff of his meat and two veg for months.
I would quite like to munch at the Mayors table as well.
Oi! 2dAY iN fraNCe, soSHELLizm wilL wiN!
Oui, et apres les Socialistes et le gros fxxk up. Moi.
Les Rosbifs! – ha! – we fart in your – ow you say? – geenerarl direection!!
from ze deck of ze titanic!
Look we av ze most organized deck chair in le monde!
Multiculturalism is working and then we’re all going to die due to climate change and lack of global socilaism.
That is all.
Multiculturalism has failed and I will reduce immigration to tens of thousands and not hundreds of thousands!
I’m not a man to go back on my word, so U turn if you want to, the bumsex army is not for turning!
Bottoms UP for that!
Oh Dave – we LUURRV you!
What toilet paper do you recommend?
40 Grit Extra, it’s hard strong and very very long.
I like to use an angle grinder when I can afford the electricity
Too little late. You now also need to remove about a million illegals
obviously that only applies to one wet Sunday evening
http://fakegate.org/new-evidence-released-in-fakegate-global-warming-scandal/
i would hold my nose and have ( ten course ) dinner with Loser Ken.
Just another 5st to loose Tom then you will be able to reach your nose and hold it yourself.
And don’t keep picking yer nose!
Today the French people go to the polls with too choices, they have Sarkozy and austerity or Mr Hollande and growth.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/05/french-elections-sarkozy-hollande-opinion-polls
French election: final polls suggest swing to Nicolas Sarkozy
…and brightly painted roundabout for Gordon Brown.
I’m fed up of all these Londoncentric twits. I would rather have dinner with Davina Macall. Ugggh!
I like England in Londonshire
If Hollande wins can we still borrow their aircraft carrier?
If vou little Englanders sign up to le tobin tax, increase de immigration und unfreeze ze telly tax I may be thinking about it.
I’m a Londoner but no longer live there. I’m just glad we’ve been spared another four years of Ken’s class war bollocks. A delicious irony is that if Labour had chosen Oona King as their candidate, she would have walked it. It’s nice to know that Labour in general are still as thick as pig shit.
Err no they wouldn’t as self service Ken would have stood as an independent and split the retard vote. So Egg Millibland had to hold his nose, close his eyes and think of teddy
Er, have to disagree with you there, she would have mopped up on second preference votes.
No because Ken would have also got a lot of second pref votes, the fact is the leftie mong vote would have been split
Yes, ‘cos strange as it may seem, King would have picked up a lot Boris votes.
They’ll all be rich powerful and thick after Dave throws them the next general election though.
No change from this government then.
Oona King is no great shakes. She does a patronising tone which grates rapidly.
the england cricket team is selected from only 7% of those eligible.
to play for england cricket team you have to have gone to public school, can be south african and can be south african and been to public school
what a wonderful sign of our delusional country – still living inside the imperialsit mindset
They are picked from people who play cricket. Unlike 25 years ago when my comprehensive had a very good cricket team, most state schools no longer play cricket. Hence most modern cricketers went to public school.
It’s the same with rugby. We didn’t play rugby at my comprehensive but one of the neighbouring ones did. It was actually the only state school in the county that did play rugby. So most rugby players are privately educated.
South Africans care more for rugby and cricket than for football, so will use any excuse to play for other countries if they can’t get on their own national team. That is why there are so many South Africans in the Irish and Dutch cricket teams, and why these two teams are getting to be quite good.
Bollocks – most state schools in the west country play rugby
The Watts up with that blog has exposed Spelman as a liar. She does not need 17 inches.While we all accepted the government propaganda that there was a shortfall in rain and the South East was in drought conditions the actual figures show otherwise and rainfall has not been abnormal.
When one reads the comments section it turns out that the problem is not enough water storage for the size opopulationon and too much abstraction from underground water reserves. In part this is down to government and water companies reluctant to build much needed reservoirs but it is also EU diktats that demand higher water prices to cut down oconsumptionon and a lowering of the carbon footprint by using cleaneundergroundnd water that requires less energy to treat than that stored in reservoirAnywaynway just forgetting the politics Spelman has in fact had her 17 inches. You Londoners should be writing to your MPs and providing them with this link. Don’t bother with the BBC, they will not want to listen to the facts and prefer to blame CAGW which they believe to be fact.
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/05/05/more-on-the-wettest-april-in-100-years-in-the-uk/#comments
From seen elsewhere;
Greg Barker the Minister for silly ideas wants women to put a hoover in their knickers.
Is this new government policy intended to put a smile back on people’s faces?
Greg Barking, another perfect illustration of Cameron’s appallingly bad judgement. To hell with him.
Why would women need a hoover in their knickers? Any reasonably fit lass who does her Kegels should be able to generate enough suction by herself.
Top Tip: What goes out, must go in in the first place, so find a girlfriend who can queef loudly. (I recommend auditioning them on the first date, in a busy restaurant).
Alternatively, see if they can stay stuck to the ceiling for at least 5 seconds.
Addendum: I heard that Sally Bercow can actually raise herself to the ceiling by the same method, and stay there indefinitely. Probably untrue, I would think she is probably quite slack ‘down there’.
Certainly was when I went there. Oh I miss my student days.
You would think that having had such a thrashing in the recent elections Cameron might have taken stock and try to figure out what he and his fellow eco-loonies were doing wrong. Sadly, his intelligence has been wildly over-estimated.
So why does the BBC think that a letter signed by mong Gerrard and a mong cook should be the top story? I bet Gerrard didn’t actually ‘write’ the letter.
I have no idea what you are talking about . I do not watch the BBC, and neither should you if you are intelligent.
I’m watching CBeebies at the moment and it’s jolly good.
I don’t understand it. One minute the humans are all giving me treats, the next they are chucking things at me and blaming someone called Boris.
‘Cos they’re obsessed with celebrity. Celebrities = higher audience figures. They (BBC) help to perpetuate the vicious circle of celebrity culture-obsessed Britain, if you see what I mean.
Jamie Oliver suffers from a surfeit of ego. The worst thing the Blair government did was give him any credibility by listening to his fascist ideas on what kids should be forced to eat, just to get a cheap headline for themselves. You can’t force kids to eat stuff they don’t like. The real problem that causes obesity is the lack of exercise because modern kids only want to sit in front of their X-Boxes in their bedrooms. You only have to look at Tom Watson to see the result of that.
Oliver is becoming a predictable bore and should be told to fill his gob with the pretentious crap he cooks.
As for Gerrard, I thought scousers only ate Kebabs after a skinful and a punch up on a Saturday night>
Don’t be selfish, maybe somebody is in the last throes of anorexia.
Thought you all might enjoy this. Jeremy Clarkson gives his opinion of Tom Watson.
Well, if you MUST know, Jezza, she left me because, as she told me, I was only interested in playing with my joystick.
Or their playstations as some people call it.
He can make any r a
No conflict of interest to declare Jezza ?
Another Met Office fail. Their forecast for April was for drier and warmer than normal. Perhaps Robert Napier should go back to the WWF and concentrate on saving polar bears.
http://notalotofpeopleknowthat.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/april-weather-in-the-uk/
I suppose I should thank heaven for small favours, as it were, that Boris cannot command an outright majority in the female preference. As someone who himself has not been able to command an outright majority, I should like to ask Boris how it feels to know that you have p*e*a*ked at 48%!
Just shows how crap NHS dentistry has become.
Core Labour voters.
Just shows how crap ITV is.
lOVING THOSE TEETH
We were all pretty happy, as it happens
I will eat both Boris and Dave. Yum
What’s the main course ?
Boris would be more interesting than Dave but would be found to have forgotten his wallet.
And the number of natural children he has
How can either of these politicians have time to eat out?
I think Boris n Ken should sit down together n eat each other. I hope they get indigestion.
There’s nobody here but us chickens!
Despite Sir Martin Sorrell claiming he condems the “totally unacceptable” advert showing an Argentine fascist training on a British war memorial in the Falkland Islands, we have yet to hear from him what he actually intends to do about. Having provided ‘succour to the enemny’, it is about time he and his firm made amends. A few suggestions:
The staff they employed to make and overeee this shit should be sacked. The profits his firm made should be donated to an appopriate British charity, as should a sum equivalent to all the taxes his Argentine subsidiaries have been paying to an Argentine Government which is even now busy provoking and preparing for war against the FalklandIislands.
He could also make an advert urging British consumers to stop buying Argnetine wine.
Oh the green, green glass of Buenos Arsies
I prefer the solution advocated by “William Forbes” in the Mail. Absorb the Falklands into the UK proper. Then any attack on the Falklands is treated in the same way as an attack on the UK. Use a tactical nuke 30 miles above Buenos Aires so that the Electro Magnetic Pulse knocks out all of their electrical systems and plunges them back into the stone age without actually having to kill anyone.
In the mean time, whenever the Argie hockey team play at the Olympics our loyal fans should provide an “appropriate” welcome.
Calm down dear! Who gives a sh1t?
I like Michael Winner
I don’t like Winners.
Gordon
Michael winner loves me not you Gordon; and it’s my birthday today so sod off. BTW Me and mandy are making a comeback – we’re together like never before. And anyway Mandy likes me coming around the back.
or that argy hockey player could get a good kicking when he turns up here…
Maybe his plane could be diverted to Diego Garcia
As long as my businesses makes lots of money (and it is based in Ireland for tax purposes), I am not really worried about all of this
We are PM men after all
Selling powder for the eyes of the g o y…
Morals ? what is that
I am like Murdoch. All money and no morals
Sorrell is a rampant self-publicist and a selfish tax-avoider whose loyalty to Britain was laid bare when he vocally upped sticks to Ireland in 2008(ish). Should have stayed there.
So that one of his businesses is up to its neck in this cheap, crappy film doesn’t surprise me in the least – Sorrell takes money from anyone.
More importantly, why has the BBC not ben covering the new Argie Ambassador’s silly behaviour these last few days? See Sky for proper coverage, as usual. Presumably the ‘internationalists’ are rather embarassed at our continued ‘colonialist’ approach to the Falklands. Fuckers.
Never underestimate just how lazy our leaders are. Hague, Pickles, Cameron etc think they are working hard if they have been to a meeting and read an autocue. None of them have ever had to work hard at a proper job and have no conception of what is involved in achieving anything.
They have probably done nothing yet about the Argentinians because they think that they are just too jolly busy, just like they have done nothing about the deficit, nothing about corruption in local government, nothing about reforming the EU or getting us out of it.
Agreed. Here is a good start for making amends: http://www.falklandsveterans.org.uk
The Argies have decided not to bother with soldiers, ships and planes next time. Much too much like hard work. They’re sending their Olympic team instead. The advanced scout did rather well.
Wake up Hague you useless twat.
Fully agree. Hague is not concentrating.
Boris probably had their wifes years ago
The simple truth is – Cameron is NOT a winner! He couldn’t even win outright a general election against the worst Prime Minister of modern times. He’s won nothing since. Boris would have won the Mayoral contest without the Tory Party – in fact it might even have hampered his efforts.
Extremely off-topic:
Where’s the blurb for the Sunday column? Quarter past three, FFS!
You must be bored.
Its raining outside and the TV choices include Homes under The Hammer, Snooker, a Colombo episode from 1975, Channel 4 racing and a film called Scooby-do Unleashed.
Cyanide is infinitely more preferable than the fucking Star, on Sunday or any other day.
The Sunday Star has run out of ugly tits to put on their front page along with Gwido’s masterpieces
There is an editorial crisis
Will they become less titty or more porno ?
You must swich over to Dirty Desmond’s porno channel…until further notice
PS Perhaps Gwido’s priest has told him to pull himself together …
Oh, I dunno – today’s pair is worth a peek:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/17971/NickieStar-Babe/
May Sale Now On!
Roll up, roll up, new stock in every day for the forseeable future.
She getting rid of her old stuff then? – any bargains?
I was defrocked. But Dave is changing things so I can get dressed again! Like my pinny?
Said you to me.
Don’t beat yourself up over it, said I to you.
It is almost impossible to defrock an Anglican Bishop
The last Anglican to be defrocked was
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Montgomery_Brown
For preaching communism…
But they let him carry on as an ‘Old Catholic’ because he thought Stalin was great
Labour will never learn the benefits of positive campaigning, nasty politics, lies and smears achieve nothing. Ken the odious, money grubber is out and the best man won. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I am the great Boris,i beat the deadbeat Ken, I am the superstar bufoon and big time socialist spender (without anyone realising it)
I won the election for mayor and lost control of the London Assembly
But the press and mini Gwido love me and of course, I have become the Tory Party’s indispensable jockstrap…
Boris is a nice guy
He is not as bad as the second most popular guy
We love Boris
It’s like in the movies, us wimen always love the bad boys
Louise!
These reprobates in The City of London who wrecked, and indeed, are continuing to wreck UK PLC are getting off Scot Free….
All the while Citizen UK are paying a hefty price.
Look to London to see where we are heading..
Spiralling inflation.
High unemployment.
Property beyond the reach of many.
Dog eat dog.
City Slickers and spivs getting mega rich.
Privileged politicians doing nowt
Anyone set up a crappy FaceTwat tribute page today yet?
COPYCAT !!!
Ah yes, Sally Bigcow. Doorknobs are us.
Listen
It is all the fault of the political parties as I have just told you
They did not deliver
On the other hand, I have turned my coat and never even tried to deliver something I promised (I never promised anything anyway ROFL)
I was just a Mandelson plant
And now Cicciolina and I are cashing in
It’s all about money and not morality you see
Do grow up
Just like Sally cashes in from Dirty Desmond, Gwido’s new boss…
It’s all become very sordid as we all know now
Rome was a thriving multi-cultural city and this was the basis of its power. I think there is a lesson there for the UK.
Hmmm, let’s bring back slavery
Disagree. We wuz taurght by our teechers that awl Empires is eevil. Innit.
Brillo has a hell of a lot to answer for. Just had a glass of Liebfraumilch after many months of his subtle suggestions. Now remember why we stopped drinking it in the early 1970s.
I like a “bit of rough” over the Bank Holiday sweetie !