May 4th, 2012

Brum Says No Mayor

Despite the best efforts of his mate Tom Watson to fix it, Siôn Simon will not become Mayor of Birmingham. Brummies said no to a mayor. Siôn Simon quit Parliament in a bid to become Birmingham’s first mayor. The former Birmingham Erdington MP stood down at the general election to spend more time in the constituency and lobby for the city to adopt an elected mayor system. It has turned out to be yet another error of judgement for Siôn. Don’t be surprised if Tom Watson doesn’t try to fix up his old mate with a peerage.


  1. 1

    I forgot about that fuckin nutter !

  2. 2
    Egged Miliband says:

    Sod that guido , get this up :)

  3. 3

    Another prick with “Egg on his face” !

  4. 4
    Dave Bruce says:

    Its amazing how MP’s can FIX peerages for their mates
    It’s no wonder that ‘us’ ordinary people think politicians are morally bankrupt and corrupt

  5. 5
    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    When are we going to get the dirt on lard arse Guido ?……….

  6. 6
    dr. sipp says:

    simon says NO MAYOR

  7. 7
    keredybretsa says:

    Another Dishonourable bites the dust!!

  8. 8
    Benny from Crossroads says:

    Whatever the question was, the answer isn’t more fucking politicians.

  9. 9
    Piggy Watty's big toe says:

    The Sion-era has gone.

  10. 10
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Prezzer, Gorbals….Sion wouldn’t lower the Lords tone much.

  11. 11
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    You’d need a heart of stone not to piss yourself laughing.

    Liebour and forward planning – the perfect oxymoron.

  12. 12
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Gotcha! This sad little man has got his comeuppance.

    Time for a new career I think. He should open a brewery he’s so bitter.

  13. 13
    splatttttt says:

    The yolk’s on Ed (again)

  14. 14
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Vote for fewer politicians.

  15. 15
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Too fucking funny. I presume the voters of Birmingham , faced the with the possibility of a total cnut like Simon as their civic leader, took the safe option.

    At least the useless tw/t is not in Parliament any more.

  16. 16
    Egged Miliband says:

  17. 17
    Egged Miliband says:

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Fucking brilliant – lmao

  19. 19
    Jimmy says:

    You should snap him up to make your funny videos.

  20. 20
    nellnewman says:

    Well there’ll be two labour comedians looking for work tonight then. sionsimon and livingstone.

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    One less labour Mong troughing at public expense

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off milipede

  23. 23
    Sack Vichy Dave - Elect a Tory says:


  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

  25. 25
    joescotus says:

    unemployment could not have come to a more deserving pile of shite!

  26. 26
    Twatson says:

    Maybe he can write a book dick about on an x box or pursue a vendetta or drip poison to the press about his colleagues or even coordinate campaigns – sorry forgot that’s my job

  27. 27
    Skint but happy Brummie says:

    Yes, that’s why we voted not to have yet another useless trougher on our payroll. The people of Brum are sick and tired of these parasites and seemingly endless layers of “management” in the systems. We need a lot fewer of them, not even more.

  28. 28
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    dick kension… send them to the workhouse.

  29. 29
    genghiz the kahn says:

    BBC News fowl up with captions once again.

  30. 30
    Twatson says:

    Am weeping with laughter

  31. 31
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    A total twat pimping for a total moron.

  32. 32
    Member of public says:

    Could not have happened to a bigger knobhead apart from twatson

  33. 33
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Are the black rings around Ed’s getting blacker? Is he trying to attract a panda?

  34. 34
    Skint but happy Brummie says:

    But you did look very shell shocked. Good job the egg was taken out of the crate before that bloke threw it. Would have been a nasty scrambled mess for the underpaid cleansing operatives to have to deal with.

  35. 35
    Intern says:

    I sent that :)

  36. 36
    Egged Miliband says:

  37. 37
    Things that make me go LOL says:


  38. 38
    I fucking hate the bbc says:

    Be a job at the bitter biased communists for him

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Millitwat egged. Way to go Pompey !

  40. 40
    I fucking hate the bbc says:

    Surprised the eggs broke on a spineless jelly like milipede

  41. 41
    genghiz the kahn says:

    BBC Fowl Up:

    Here’s an unperturbed David Miliband taking off his egg-covered jacket with the help of an aide An unidentified man in a Southampton crowd had hit him with the egg while he was giving an interview.

    Even the professionals in the MSM can’t believe he isn’t leader.

  42. 42
    anonymous says:

    agree a big clearout is required
    get rid of the spads, the spuds, the advisors, the special advisors, the agents, the press agents, the constituency staff, the mongs get rid of them all
    we only need about 200 Mps

  43. 43
    David Miliband says:

    I threw that egg.

  44. 44
    Old Holborn says:

    BBC News – Labour’s Liam Byrne wants to run for Birmingham mayor

  45. 45
    annette curton says:

    BBC are spinning it’s in the balance whether Ken or Boris get back in again, methinks they desperately want Ken, if the old racist tax fraud manages to swing this one with postal votes I will up sticks and go to live on Elephant Island.

  46. 46
    The Treasury says:

    Sorry, mate, there’s no mayrolty left – ha ha ha!

  47. 47
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Hardly matters now whether that is spin or not. Its not going to change anything. Anyway – it IS close innit? Even Guido is tweeting that.

    Anyway. How come its going to take so damn long to get the results. I thought them londners were suppossed to be good with numbers, thats why they have all the banks and stuff. Ah. A flaw. Good job its not them making plane engines I suppose.

  48. 48
    nellnewman says:

    Certainly not! the workhouse was run by public subscription. Why should community minded citizens and caring parishes fund their bowls of gruel when they’ve bled us dry for so many years?!!

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

  50. 50
    nellnewman says:

    Result’s got held off whilst labour manufactures some more postal votes to bolster ken’s chances.

  51. 51

    Egg Milliband had just come from Eggbaston before some yoker chuckied an egg at him before scrambling away

  52. 52
    nellnewman says:

    Waste of an egg!

  53. 53
    Kne LyingScum and The Bacon Of Islum says:

    Pigs might fly!

  54. 54
    Pickfords Removals says:

    A stellar day for Labour. Cameron is on Notice.

  55. 55
    The Brown Bullshit Corpse, - bringing you tomorrow's News before it happens! says:

    We only exist to Service NooLieBore and its needs.

    And so you stop moaning about us, your precious DAVE IS ALL FOR US! – we’re the best mouthpiece he’s got!

    As we’ve made clear before –
    Wind Farm Scam
    EUSSR scam
    Green energy scam
    Biofuels scam

    we could go on and on, – but we’ve got to get back to Ken’s progress.

  56. 56
    annette curton says:

    Good with numbers is one thing, but names?…

  57. 57
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    And all from the same address too.

  58. 58
    annette curton says:

    That would be:
    Nothing suspicious to see here folks!, please move along.

  59. 59
  60. 60
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I was surprised when it didn’t pass straight through him.

  61. 61
    Fucking with the heads of the bigots says:

    Hey Guido, what about those ” unwashed scum” in the South of Ingland who voted for Labour? The sooner we are rid of the South the better. What do you think eh?

  62. 62
    Luciana Burger says:

    I shagged him. And then Blair Jr. And then Chucky. Nothing to do with advancing my career, you understand.

  63. 63
    I fucking hate the bbc says:

    Milipede as pm ? Where’s the exit I’ll start making plans now

  64. 64
    I fucking hate the bbc says:

    A Stephanie Flanders for the modern age – wonder who owen jones bums to get his nasty little face everywhere – someone at the BBC without doubt

  65. 65
    A corrupt BBC/Labour cunt says:

    Good at least those cu’nts in Birmingham had the sense to to allow this cu’nt into office in their shithole city

  66. 66
    Ed Sillyband says:

    You jutht know I’m going to claim the dry-cleaning on my ekthpentheth, right? Ithn’t thith thythtem wonderful?

  67. 67
    Ed Milipede says:

    I did not get a nose like that from using a bong

  68. 68
    Ed Milipede says:

    Who are you calling a prick?
    And if you think YOU’RE hard, have a look at my wedding tackle and swoon:

  69. 69

    Thats a cock enlarger !

  70. 70

    This gives you some idea of how much a mayor would cost
    Boris has 25 advisers

    Best of the lot is Barbara Windsor “Woo err saucy ”
    As Bonking Boris’s Ambassador of Street Parties
    you really couldn’t make it up !

  71. 71

    Ken Livingstone about to nick it off Boris !

  72. 72
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Yep he sure is, but that will mean BoJo back in Parliament in a few months and I suspect he will be gunning for Camperon.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    As a lifetime supporter of the Conservatives, I despair at the incompetence and arrogance of their current leadership. No guts on Europe, crime, immigration,the West Lothian Question. They f*** around with the NHS, not in their manifesto, pretend that our troops daily die or get maimed in Afghanistan for good purpose, make minor reforms of the HoL when wholesale reduction in the size of both Houses is required, fail to ignite the bonfire of the quangos, pretend to exercise a veto in Europe when they did no such thing, fail to reform the unbalanced extradition process…I could go on but it’s time for a drink. This lot are getting the hammering they deserve.

  74. 74
    A Firm Pair Of Breasts says:


  75. 75
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    What’s with the “^” in his name? (I’m from Canada, I’ve never heard of that name).

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Yet another Camoron idea – a Boris in every city – is rejected by the voters.

    Warsi would make a better leader than Dave. Mind you almost anyone would.

  77. 77
    Jonathan says:

    Ken’s just won. Now, off you go! TIC!

  78. 78
    Quisling says:

    I heard on R4 (so it must be true) that the core participants in Leveson have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Really?
    As Twatson is a rotten to the core participant it begs questions …

    1. Did he also have to sign one?
    2. If yes how did the book launch happen before judgement
    3. Is anyone aware of any holes in the space/time continuum?

  79. 79
    Mercian says:

    It’s some weird Irish thing to mean you pronounce it funny.

  80. 80
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Ah, Gaelic. That explains it. I haven’t seen that name in North America although there are scads of people with Irish and/or Scottish (or Welsh) descent living here.

  81. 81
    Tory Govt By The Back Door says:

    Hit a nerve has he cocker?

  82. 82
    OED says:

    It’s pronounced ‘tit’.

  83. 83
    Blair Rich Project says:

    I’m thinking of getting back into British politics. Let’s face it you might as well have the real thing as the present Tory mini-me.

  84. 84
    Loftus Road says:

    Oh that’s funny Ed. a cracking good joke. Ha ha.


  85. 85
    Loftus Road says:

    Gutted that Sion will not be mayor. Can anyone remember that article he wrote about Bliar’s third reich lasting for a thousand years?

  86. 86
    Expat Geordie says:

    Oh dear, how sad, never mind!

  87. 87
    Expat Geordie says:

    At least he can laugh about it. (Even if it is a forced laugh)

    Can you imagine what Gormless Gordon’s response would be?

    Answers on a postcard to…

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    surely that utter tool can never get a peerage! As someone who works in Brum, and whose family have lived in the west midlands for 5 generations: Sion Simon is toxic and isn’t worthy of any serious role!

  89. 89
    Get a real job says:

    Elected Chief Constables are another fuckwitted idea from clueless PR Dave

  90. 90
    Gee says:

    I was at school with Sion Simon. He was an obnoxious little shot then as well.

  91. 91
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You nasty cock mad bitch. When can you start at the parliamentary escort agency?

  92. 92
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    I thought the c unt was going blind. What happened?

  93. 93
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    It’s an alternative spelling of ‘Sean’, I think. If his parents are Liebore twats like him, they’ll have industrial quantities of pretentiousness.

  94. 94
    DOKTA WOTS*SUN says:





  95. 95
    Steve says:

    You should have posted this up front!

  96. 96
    post hoc says:

    Egg Miliband = ha ha! Sion Simon = ha ha!

  97. 97
    Eggselent Satire says:

    Ed had to scramble away ‘cos his moment of showboating had been poached by some wrotten mwember of thhwe pubic. Shell shocked Ed and his scrambled agents didnt catch the yolk but they’ve wreported a white man for assault and Battery! and have free range to cook up any charges. Contrary to rumours Ed’s temper had not boiled over within 3 minutes – he calmly called the egg man a chicken. Ed is unsure which came first the egg or the chicken.

  98. 98
    northofsouth says:

    “Tom’s a proppa blogga”. Almost forgot this gem. What a twat.

  99. 99
    Displaced Brummie says:

    Pity. Professor Carl Chinn would’ve made a bostin’ Mayor!

    “Ooh, ‘ark at ‘im! ‘E’s gone all Brummie, ‘e ‘as, that Displaced Brummie!”

  100. 100
    Beness says:

    I voted NO!!!

    Great that the pretentious pratt never got the chance to get his name on a ballot paper.

  101. 101
    Watson & Simon - Pricks Incorporated! says:

    So bullyboy Watson and his simpleton slave and curry side-kick Sion Simon have underestimated the people of Birmingham’s intelligence. Brummies saw through their ugly power games and sent a clear message to the jumped up little twerps!

  102. 102
    Beness says:

    Came down to a choice between services or personalities.

    And who would want another tier of parasites?

  103. 103
    john p reid says:

    Sion of course was Part of Tom Watsons coup to get rid of Blair replace him with Brown, Brown of course who nearly helped your lot the Tories win the last election, I thought you’d have been gratedfull for Sions part in that.

  104. 104
    I Spy says:

    So what happened to Baldemort then ? .. was he also not in the running for being Mayor of the Blue Noses ?

    Is he out of a job as well or did he cunningly retain his parliamentary status just in case the outcome of referendum was as above ??

  105. 105
    dav878 says:

    Serves the psycho-marxist nutter right.

    Maybe it’s his parents’ fault for giving him a girl’s name.

  106. 106
    Bill Bell says:

    Couldn’t agree more, the free loading vermin have brought us lower than a low thing.

  107. 107
    Bill Bell says:

    British Bulldog, us and them I say

  108. 108
    Bill Bell says:

    A feather is erotic, a chicken is kinky, an egg is a life and not just for breakfast

  109. 109
    Bill Bell says:

    Cheer up there are only 231 shopping days until Christmas

  110. 110
    Bill Bell says:

    Power to your pencil Sir

  111. 111
    Dianne Abbott says:

    Don’t be surprised. All you white guys look the same to me because you do not have West Indian mothers who would go to the wall for you.

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