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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Praise be.
Cast aside Dave.
Boris plan:
(1) receive oral relief from the female interns
(2) start the Dave downfall programme immediately
(3) lead the Tories by 2016.
If Boris wins it’ll be despite Cameron. If he loses it’ll be because of Cameron. Boris for PM either way.
The Torys suffered mid term blues, the Dems had the living shit kicked out of them, which is what Cameron should do to them.
Enough of the Tail wagging the dog. It’s absolutely ridiculous that a party with a quarter of the MP’s of their partner should have close to a 50/50 split in policy. They’ve had their low tax for the poor
so Cameron should do something right and excise all Dem policy from the queens speech.
Cameron and Osborne, rightly, get the blame for omnishambles but the other person in the omnishambles triumvirate, Danny Alexander, gets off scot free for his part in the failure to cobble together a growth policy that works.
The best thing about last night was that someone had projected that if current trends continue the Dems won’t exist in 2020. Fingers crossed.
It was Guido wot won it.
Our top blogger flushed out Ken’s secret tax dodging and had Labour on the run during the whole of the campaign.
A very good point, sir
Ken percieved a skeleton in Boris’ closet which wasn’t there, forgetting that he has so many tax skeletons in his own closet it started to resemble a graveyard. No emphasis on policies. Twat.
“Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones…..”
The hip(pocrasy) bone is connected to the lie bone the lie bone is connected to the labour bone . .
Enough is enough, the results aren’t fully in yet, but fingers crossed. As for tails wagging dogs, low tax rates for the poor should be a natural tory policy and it shouldn’t be down to the bloody Liberals to tell us that. It is the one good thing that they have brought to the coalition, but they shouldn’t have had to.
Turn again, B. Johnson
Thou worthy citizen
Now Mayor of London
The interns – the famous Boris bykes.
Congrats Boris. And thank god Labour picked the wrong candidate.
1: What’s the use of being Mayor if you can’t get an occasional BJ?
2: Agreed
3: 2015
You have forgotten the bit where his wife kicks him out of number 10 and he has to sleep at his mate’s house for a while.
When looking at pictures of Ed Miliband today I was surprised to see he had left the country and was on a foreign visit.
Nice to see that he still got egged though.
I think the press give far too much chatter about Boris having a grand plan. From what I can see he seizes chances as they come along. A man who plays the moment rather than a plotter.
If this goes wrong then Dave is going to have to sort out postal voting asap. We are meant to be a bloody democracy!
Oh it’s wonderful news
SSKKREE-EEETT!!! BORIS! (tapity-tap) LUVVELYPLUMAGE! (cuttle) (ping)
BBC tails are wagging but I think the Boris result will wipe off their smiles.
Don’t count your chic-Kens quite yet.
Apparently it’s going to take a month just to count the postal votes from Tower Hamlets from 200,000 Mohammeds living at one address in the borough.
Tower Hamlets might still let Newteured in…..
……..is a fucking idiot ?
Praise be upon him…
A lying conniving reptile now returned to his pet newts.
Wait for the book,how the leftie leaning BBC and all the free loaders who benefited from his largess must be sobbing not to mention all the Terrorists and S.American despots who were favoured by this menace to the UK
By fuck Boris won despite those cheating lefty C.U.N.T.S, welll I never….
Beat you all.
Gordon?
B1lly?
Don’t you feel like a twat.
Guido and his pal don’t they must be rolling in cash now with all the negative articles on this blog, 62.538 majority, not bad, but narrower than last time, still Boris going after the 2015 general election, watch the feathers fly then, especially if things are bumping along as they are now
Around teatime some psephologist was suggesting that a Ken upset was on the cards and Dimbleby and the rest of the BBC drones were positively salivating…
Ken will get it on the 2nd pref vote, thanks to the Greens and Paddicks.
that’s one betting ticket torn up…
God help us!!!!!!!!
I agree Boris is a Tory twat, Ken should have come to see me how to get re-elected. Boaz.
If he gets Mayor, he wont be able to challenge Dave!
Dan Hannan however…
Dan Hannan for me too
Boris or Warsi.
Bring him on I’d vote for him anyway
Is Dan Hannan a bit light on his feet?
He may find he hasn’t got enough hair. Maybe if he wore a baseball cap…
Thay’s true not many baldy blokes become PM
Another for Dan and Boris.
Oh please don’t liken that thing of beauty to the horrible Maaarrss Bastard!
I like your name.
maybe next time
Can I just say if Boris does win please listen in to Radio 5 tonight with Stephen ‘fat boy’ Nolan. The guys detests Tories in that typical BBC way and he hated Boris when he last won (Nolan shouted that the Tories were using public money to buy the champers they were drinking – they were not but as we know the BBC DOES drink champers to celebrate Labour victories at our expense) and spent all night spitting hate at Tories.
Stephen Nolan is a cu-nt
Fat cnut
Everyone who works for the BBC is a c*nt.
BBC = Band of Bolshevik C*nts.
BBC = Bvggers Broadcasting Communism
Who the fuck are you? [To journo]; who the fuck are you? [To journo] … He was fuelled at the time by his own narcissisism and power crazed belief in Liebour.
Even Ken thinks so!
Stephen who? Never heard of him!
“I do remember… the corridors of Broadcasting House were strewn with empty champagne bottles. I’ll always remember that”
Jane Garvey
BBC Five Live, May 10th, 2007, recalling May 2nd, 1997.
Fat boy Nolan is a twenty four carat CNUT.
The Evening Standard claims it will be very close. I bet Boris wishes now he’d been in London during the riots.
The Evening Standard has been even more one sided in its backing for Boris than Guido’s people on here.
It is also read by a lot of people who commute from outside London – and who despise Ken even more than those of us who live here.
Substitute “hate, detest and abhor” for “despise” and you’re spot-on!
Even Labour struggled to back Ken, the misery guts tax dodging hypocrite.
The highly principled Harriet backed Ken, then didn’t, then did, then didn’t, then did, then didn’t, then did, then didn’t, then did,then didn’t. All this in 25 minutes.
Harriet is a lice-ridden c–t!
Unlike the state funded mongs at the BBC who of course have been totally unbiased…NOT
Of course Labours vote share is entirely derived from state funded mongs of one form or another whether they be dole bums,single slags wi brats,Nhs front line earners,unionised kants (local or national gov) whitehall zombies,retirees on state tit,anyone who receives tax money basically, of course the taxpayers vote is split 2 to 3 ways and hence labour will always be there or thereabout
E Indian Fatwah Lah, You seem to have omitted from your list of “anyone who receives tax money basically” those families on over 60k a year who still get child credits. Or don’t they count?
Nobody should get child tax credits. If you can’t afford to raise children, then don’t expect everyone else to pay for your family. Encouraging people to live beyond their me@ns is why we are in the mess we are in now.
Boris should be fearful of the postal votes that not just support labour but also boost turnout for labour.
They do more than just that. They make the vote-bankers very powerful inside the Labour party and extremely influential in the boroughs they control
Until Allah tells them to vote for Cat Galloway-Respect geeze
Thank Fuck, hope it’s true.
it is true — thank the Lord
Praise be. Could not eat my dinner thinking that Ken just might get in.Now for David Cameron – just let us have a referendum on Europe and stop immigration immediately and you also will win.What is so difficult about that?
But if you have a serious economic growth policy then you need net immigration to satisfy it you daft twat.
And if you have paid an arm and a leg for a property I bet you will be grateful to see a young immigrant wanting to buy because by that time all the internal intake will be too old to get a mortgage.
You must have been a lovely child.
The “young immigrant” can’t afford it when they are only earning minimum wage. Walk round Bournemouth or Poole and you will find that most of the jobs are minimum wage, and the only people who can afford to buy houses there are “down-sizing” Londoners. The immigrants and the young locals (the ones who can be arsed to work, that is) can’t afford to buy and can only afford flat shares or HMO’s. There are areas that are almost as over-crowded as a Victorian slum.
Minimum wage is also maximum wage in too many places. Where is the economic benefit of that? And you don’t need net immigration when you have 3 – 6 million of the indigenous population not working at all, and large numbers doing pointless jobs for the state.
Economics not your best subject is it Jane?
All immigration should be stopped dead in its tracks now. Then, in due course, when all those currently in the country are actively engaged producing useful things, adequate services, including housing, schools and medical provision, have managed to catch up with the new numbers etc, only then, should the need arise, will it be permissible to reopen the immig doors a little to allow a controllable trickle in to cover the shortages. There are now more than enough people in the country who can be put to work building the necessary infrastructural changes.
There are five million people on benefits you dope, we need to get them economically active before any thoughts of more imm*gr*tion is even thought of. Also we need to remove unproductive unskilled migrants sucking at the public te@t. fifty percent of M*sl*m men and seventy percent of M*sl*m women have NEVER worked and live on benefit. Time for a plane flight back to the third world shitholes they originated from.
Archer it is that simple, so how the fuck call me Dave doesnt get it…
32% of government income is spent on welfare.
That is more then health and education combined.
Go figure……..
At time of this post (and according to Sky)
11/14 constituencies declared
Boris: around 807K
Hypocrit: around 650,500K
I supose the burning question must be: Has Tower Hamlets declared yet?
There are a few hundred thousands votes on the way from Brick Lane as we speak.
Every available London postie is needed to bring in that vote
indeed. many houses with 15 voters in Tower Hamlets, of which many are quite canny postal voters somehow
Leveson was always a state stitch up and no more independent than all the rest of the me@ningless whitewashes and cover ups initiated by the state. Perhaps one day you may re@lise that the government manipulates every enquiry it has ever set up, for it’s own agenda. Do try to keep up.
I wonder how much of the voting population actually came out to vote yesterday, I bet Comoron won’t take the hint and understand why people didn’t bother voting, it’ll be beyond him and his nutters.
So Leveson gives in to Cameron
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/leveson-inquiry/9246804/Leveson-Inquiry-David-Cameron-granted-right-to-see-Andy-Coulsons-evidence-in-advance.html
Precisely, in what way is Leveson ndependent now???
Typical British Government SHAM
I heard on R4 (so it must be true) that the core participants in Leveson have to sign a confidentiality agreement. Really?
As Twatson is a core participant it begs questions …
1. Did he also have to sign one?
2. If yes how did the book launch happen before judgement
3. Is anyone aware of any holes in the space/time continuum?
Yeah, I think there’s a hole in the space time continuum in Tower Hamlets. A load of 7th Century middle-eastern types seem to have poured out of it.
Watson has nothing to do with Leveson. He is on the CMS select committee.
Its not in the bag yet for Boris, looking at the 19.53 figures (with 11 of the 14 constituencies declared) – Boris is 157,000 votes ahead of Ken and there are about 270,000 second preference votes. Boris will need approx 20% of the second preference votes to win IF the last 3 constituencies return the same proportional pattern as the first 11.
Well we all know that green votes red – so thats 72000 in bag for Ken for starters.
Lib Dems, to be honest not sure of their second preferences.
Looks like Boris will make it – but its not in the bag yet.
OTOH UKIP have been asked to second preference Boris.
So thats 36,156 to Boris then at 19.53.
I really dont know the profile of Siobhan Benita’s voters.
This WILL go to second preference votes.
New figures in at 20.29. Boris is 108,000 (approx) in front with 12 constituencies declared. Approx 305,000 second preference votes now.
If the last two constituencies declare as badly for Boris as Enfield & Haringey then this will go to Ken on second preferences (IMHO).
Yeah – that prediction is really looking good you stupid tool.
She’s a communist so they will go to Ken.
What’s happened to Millibands nose ?
it’s been flattened LoL
by your everard?
Kenoplasty
millions idle dependent on the state,more immigrants that you could shake at stick at,millions of state workers dependent on their living and what do they have in common yes they vote for their masters Labour so simple really.
Most immigrants work their socks off.
But yes, Labour are the party of the workshy, the scroungers and public sector slackers.
Somalians must be the exception then.
Something like 80% on benefitz.
That’s because they’re illiterate in their own language, let alone ours. What hope did any of them have of getting a job?
I want an answer to this: what exactly was the point of letting them in? What was the perceived benefit to us? What was the question to which the answer was: “I know! Let’s let 300,000 illiterate uneducated S*malians (who can’t sp*eak English) into the country!”
What was it?
There is a new council estate being built near Ryde on the Isle of Wight, which really should be called the Isle of White due to it’s ethnic make up. The locals aren’t too happy about it though as apparently it is for S*malian immigrants who are being shipped in from Birmingham.
>I want an answer to this: what exactly was the point of letting them in?
Increases rents.
No no no. It was all a misunderstanding in the canteen in Lunar House in Croydon one Saturday afternoon. An officer whose first language was not exactly the Queen’s English heard somebody say “there must have been some aliens” in today. That was Chinese whispered into “Let Somalians in today” … and the rest as they say is history.
Those fuckwits in the Liebore party came to the conclusion that there wouldn’t be enough people paying tax and N.I. to support the pensions of an aging population. So they imported a million labour voters, it the hope that they would provide more tax revenue, but didn’t realise that:
a) most of the would claim benefits themselves, rather than working and paying tax
b) all of them would eventually age and claim pensions themselves.
Err, umm, time for even more immigrants to pay for that lot. . . .
We had loads in Holland but after receiving benefits for a few years & language lessons the goverment told them they had to get jobs – they all moved to England
I heard that it was because they couldn’t be bothered to learn Dutch.
GB: “Somalians must be the exception then.
Something like 80% on benefitz.
Be fair, at present they can’t get the tools here to carry out their usual occupations.
Maybe when ALL the police are armed, and there is a compulsory quota of immigrants for police recruits things may change.
Are they really all pirates then?
Have a guess.
That would make it logical to move them from landlocked Birmingham to the IoW, then. Cowes Week will be made immeasurably more exciting, too.
Workshy?!!!
Laybore??!!!
I’ve werked me fingas to the bone huntin fer them nipples and them little bits that keep slipping away from me.
3 million unemployed. 3 million recent immigrants. Nothing against the people coming here to work, but why pay our people to sit on their backsides? Sorry, silly question. Gordon did it to guarantee his power base.
That worked out well then didn’t it!
Most, you might want to rethink that statement…..
Indeed, it’s that simple:
Last time Blair won it for Labour, Labour polled 9.5 million. That compares to:
-6 million in the public sector (look how they have tried to buy the electorate in Hastings by growing customs there to build a stronghold in the south-east);
-millions on benefits or receiving substantial benefits.
Not all of them vote Labour, but they have relatives, dependents or close friends too.
And then as icing on the cake, Labour’s clever war weapon: postal votes!
Believe it or not ‘Einstein’ those millions on the dole would like to be in jobs paying tax to help get us out of recession.
Now if only Camoron could come up with a growth policy to give them jobs.
Cameron was handed a dysfunctional economy. Much as you would like it, there is no growth button to press. It does not work like that. Any party that took over from Brown was handed a poisoned chalice and Brown new this.
Why did Brown reduce the PM’s salary just prior to the election and why did Brown gerrymander the two aircraft carriers bringing significant work to his constituency (and locking those carrier projects in with cancellation clauses that were more expensive than tyhe actual contracts themselves.
Gordon Brown = no integrity.
Good luck at the next general election Pawn sandwich.
Thank you.
And why do Liebore constantly scream about cutting the 50% tax band to 45%, when it was at 40% for 12 years and 11 months of the 13 years of Liebore economic misrule? Brown cynically changed the 40% rate to 50% ONE MONTH before the 2010 election which he knew he was going to lose. What a tosser.
BBC thinking Ken has it.
“Sacks of votes to come in for Ken yet” says Carol Walker smugly.
BBC’s use of Livingstone’s first name only has been nauseating.
If the sacks of votes are votes of the postal variety, just skip the splitting them along party lines since 99.9% of them will in favour of da teks dodguh.
I have lived in London when Livingstone was in the GLC.
The nicest name I can find for him is ‘Hunt’ and believe me I have tried very hard.
If Boris Johnson is to become Mayor of London again then I hope and pray for all women that he is neutered.
Easy!
Then watch out ladees!! you know you’d be flattered!
A vasectomy won’t cut it, in a manner of speeking.
Has nobody told you during your very obviously sheltered existence that it takes two to tango?
Sadiq Khan’s been busy with the postal votes and a photocopier?
Has the fat lady sung?
Dianne Abbott gave up on Ken a long time ago.
Ken a long time coming was he?
Not going to happen. Ever.
In denial.
Boris is Falstaff, not Prince Hal. People vote clowns into City Hall because no-one takes local government seriously. BoJo has as much chance of leading his party as Ken does.
Coconuts!
Ken LOST get over it!
I’m coping with my grief surprisingly well thank you.
But you still can’t spell “no one”
He is as much use as a chocolate teapot, but Osborne is worse. Game on for BoJo to be the top twat.
Tower Hamlets polling officer calling.Livingstone(Kenneth),137,529 votes,of which133,367 postal,Johnson(Boris Turkey) 1,209,all other candidates disregarded,spoilt ballot papers3,and I hereby declare the election an utter fix…
Neo Classical endogenous First!
I say chaps!! Boris in No 10?
Bally well never can happen!
I’ve never ever heard him mention Big Society!!!
I’ve never ever heard him mention advantages of the Wind Farm Scam!!!
I’ve never ever heard him call for increased funding for the EUSSR!!!
And that’s just a few things!!
He hasn’t got a chance!!!
Watt?? Wattage?? Watter?? ha hAh Hah!
Election Summary;
Cameron is out of touch with the electorate, Lib-Dems are going the way of the dodo, and a large portion of the British public are terminally stupid by voting for a party that almost bankrupted the nation.
Emergency Court applications are invariably more costly than standard ones.
But what the fuck in the Leveson Inquiry. We can piss about all we want and send the good old taxpayer the bill.
Half of the electorate are so pig shit they wll not even query that this application could have been made a month ago and the only real national security considerations centre around the red faces of eight Cabinet Ministers.
This would all be very sad if it was not very very true.
This is just the start!
Eggcellent Chaps – I say eggcellent!
Scrambled message coming from plonker-nose ed.
Yes, his nose looks particularly odd today. Has he run into a door or something?
Go on boris fuck these beeboid Hunts
There must be trouble down at the ‘Hot Air’ wind farm at the moment …
The EU monsters must be so desperate and in the last chance saloon that in the past two days – they’ve had to call up the services of (1) Bliar the forever liar with his vizion for reforming politics and then on Ch4 News just now (2) the Prince of Darkness is back – talking his doublespeak as ever from Oxford.
Wow – the 2 biggest Musketbequere Sorts of Project (Failed) Labour.
Mandy is going for the “Eurozone MkII” a ‘newer improved EU’ (with new super strength whitewash and extra duplicity) – swallow the pill; it’ll be gooood for youuuu!!!!
The Eurozone – (Accounts not audited for far too long) is and always will be
a dead pig. Mandy is just trying to apply new Labour lipstick to the same old dead pig. Its all Hogwash Mandy. Spare us all please – any Kinnockio drivel ‘Luuvely Luuvely …
The Yooyun Botheth keep egging me on!
If the newt imposter loses will he abandon his ‘prop’ to the Battersea dogs home, and no longer affect the blind man (pity me) vote.
Does this picture mean that Boris has lost mayoralty and can now concentrate on the Premiership?
Get out Cameron and take your dreggy mates Osborne et al with you!
Hear Hear. The sooner the better.
“THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD” (john Biggs-Davison)
- and Patrick Wall and Stephen Hastings – all good men and true!
The Tory Party is disintegrating – only Tories can save it. Cameron and his ilk have no place in it.
If the SDP were still around Cameron would be it’s le@der. He is no more a Tory than Simon Hughes is.
The Chinese, Indians and Turks and a few other countries will be laughing this month as Hollande takes France to the left (if that is actually still possible), German liberals will get another pasting in one of the regions (for not delivering on tax cut promises – please note Mr Cameron), a center-right government in Netherlands just collapsed and UK getting ready for left parliament.
Let’s hope the normal countries block extra funds for the IMF to help the submerging countries. The earlier the electorate gets educated that you can not have welfare without work and socialist countries go bust, the better.
Who gives a shit what anyone in those countries thinks.
Indeed, it looks like the ADHD sheep need a real in your face reality check and shown the ultimate conclusion of socialism. As some guy said: “You can run away from reality but you can’t run away from the consequences of running away from reality”. So bring on more immigration more multiculturalism, higher taxes, higher spending with a larger and growing deficit and ever increasing debit and lets see where all that leads to.
“UK getting ready for left parliament.”
You obviously have not been paying attention. The UK already has a left of centre parliament of smug “I know what’s best for you oiks” green nanny, tax and spend, we love the EU, progressive types.
Deletions from ‘Normal’ countries list as of 1st May 2012: Norway, Iceland
Surviving member(s): Switzerland,
“…….Dave gives every appearance of feeling much the same way about his core vote, the solid mass of around 30 per cent of people who normally vote Conservative whatever the political weather.
Many of these people, living in the market towns, suburbs and villages of Middle England, are baffled and bemused by the PM’s relentlessly chic metropolitan agenda.”
Dave, stop listening to Sam and Nick and concentrate on being a conservative for once in your life. ffs
Noooooooooooo!
Did you mean to put a 1 there, instead of the N?
“…….Dave gives every apреаrance of feeling much the same way about his core vote, the solid mass of around 30 per cent of people who normally vote Conservative whatever the political weather.
Many of these people, living in the market towns, suburbs and villages of Middle England, are baffled and bemused by the PM’s relentlessly chic metropolitan agenda.”
Dave, stop listening to Sam and Nick and concentrate on being a conservative for once in your life. ffs
Are we sure about that? I thought that electronic voting system that should have produced the result hours ago was still struggling to learn how to count.
And if Boris does ever make No.10 I wonder who’d he’d take for chancellor. Doubt it would be georgie porgie!
I hear Ken’s good at sums…
Boris is another member of Socialist Right like Cameron…
libdems scotland -massacre of glencoe groundhog day
The results service is shite. 23.5 hours after vote no indication of the TURNOUT!
That usually means someone is photocopying ballot papers.
Election Summary; Cameron is out of touch with the electorate, Lib-Dems are going the way of the dodo, and a large portion of the British public are terminally stoopid by voting for a party that almost bankrupted the nation
After one hour waiting for modding thought I should do it again
So now we know:
You are allowed 13 years to bankrupt a country but only 2 to repair the damage.
Just over 3/4 million people in London are in favour of tax avoidance in public office.
Dave is a cnut who is leading a once great party to the abyss. He might as well start acting and legislating like a Conservative as the faux socialist thing isn’t working.
The Limp Dumbs can be safely ignored as they are now officially irrelevant.
Having no policies at all and proposing to be a cast member of UK Downfall : Our part in it’s downfall, opening in SW1 and coming to a town near you in 2015 is fine.
It’s like cancer. You spend 30 years smoking and then the treatment is an operation or chemotherapy, which takes a few months. You’re either cured or dead. Regardless of outcome though, the silly sod keeps smoking.
Well Boris is on the 2nd term of Mayor of London and thank god for that.
Hear hear !!!!
So to sum up, well over 800 gains, the promised disasters in Bradford and Glasgow didn’t happen, the swivelleyed wing of the tories are convinced that the thousands voting Labour are crying out for a lurch to the right and two of our chief embarrassments, Simon and Livingstone, are put out to grass. What with the red flag flying over the Elysee on Sunday how could the week get any better? Maybe Newcastle will get something on Sunday. It’s been that kind of week.
Boris WON get over it!
Yes Jimmy I’m sure the electorate have voted for more borrowing, more immigration, and more Ed Miliband. You’re so out of touch it’s painful.
It’s great keep ed there til it’s too late for labour to get rid of the inept fuckwit
You had to spoil it didn’t you?
Being co-conspirators we love pissing on bonfires Jimmy.
Most of the seats won by Labour are in the north, where let’s be honest if a member of the Liebore party raped a baby in the street he’d still get voted into power.
btw, forgot a couple
Liverpool Mayor, Tory candidate finishes 7th
London Mayor, the two nationalists fighting it out for last place.
Well that’s a surprise in Liverpool innit, the city of culture too?
Sooner self pity city drifts off into the mid Atlantic the better – probably still hear their bleating from there
London Mayor, Boris WON get over it!
You forgot Jimmy that the politicians running Liverpool took it in their own hands to have a mayor, no referendum was granted to the voting public, Liebour democracy at it’s best.
I wouldn’t worry. Flashman’s endorsement seems to have been the final nail in the coffin for the whole idea.
lol Liverpool Jimmy,Watched crimewatch the other night what a fuckin place…..
What happened there then? Did the tory candidate tell the real truth about Hillsborough? You know, the one where pissed up scousers who expected to get into a football match without paying caused the deaths of 96 of their own. A lad I was at school with (I don’t regard him as a friend but he was as honest as the day is long) was there and said that everything that The Sun reported was true, even down to the pissing on victims.
heathrow passport checkout–1 london mayor count–0
Ah the wonders of nationalisation, eh?
Isn’t it nauseating to see happy Labour members, and we all know the success is in spite of Ed, not because of him.
hey jimmy
SNP won scotland
Here we go, there are voting problems in Brent where the votes are now being hand counted…well I think we all know what that means.
UKIP tellers removing their socks?
Narr, probably public sector workers adding a few more bags of postal votes.
No Jimmy, it will be the ethnic “enrichers” up to their usual version of democracy. If you had any balls or a brain, you would admit it too.
Election counting is appalling compared to when I were a lass. New systems appear to have slowed things down substantially
PMSL
We need to sack the public sector sloths who are counting.
No wonder my Council Tax is so high if these people struggle to count pieces of paper.
Yes but for 36 hours work they get a 80% final salary pension
Well looks like a Boris win but a close call – quite extraordinary when you consider how shagged out Ken is. how Ken shot himself repeatedly in the foot, how the Standard has waged a non stop vote Boris campaign, how team Guido have blogged every piece of dirt they can find on Ken and airbrushed Boris etc etc. If after all that Boris only wins by a small margin it doesn’t say much for his world leader status.
Say a lot about electoral fraud though.
Sorry to say this folks but with the figures out at 21.58 (and 1 constituency to declare) with the number of green votes roughly equaling the tory lead – I think boris will lose on second preference votes.
If I am wrong I can always change my handle.
Salford off licences running out of champagne.
Two ballot boxes found in Brent – ycnmiu – delivered direct from tower hamlets
What is your source?
londonelects.org previously showing 100% registered 99% scanned 99% verified then showed 98% registered 97% scanned 97% verified..
…and now 99%,98% 98%
Guardian telegraph live blogs
I wonder if we are going to see dirty tricks ensure a Ken victory? Hope I am wrong.
Vote often you know it makes scents
There are no Dirty Tricks in Politics….IT is a dirty trick in it’s self…
KEN WILL WIN….you red it hear first….RECOUNTS and 2nd preference gets it for KEN…..
With 100% in and verified on the first preference I think the 2nd preference will give it to Boris, IMO. But 2 boxes of votes have now been found??? So the first preference vote is only 97% complete, very odd indeed and that needs looking in to for sure.
So thanks to the wankers who lost two boxes of votes it’s all up in the air again.
two boxes missing–needed to be counted manualy—OMFG
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Looking like a Ken win isnt it
The country will be proper fu(ked by then, can’t he get there sooner.
@antoineclarke calling the election as impossible to tell if stolen. From 100% registered, 100% scanned, 100% verified to 98%, 98%, 97% in Brent and Harrow.
It’s either a steal or shocking incompetence.
The refusal to publish an official turnout number (not percentage, an actual number) is a dangerous sign. WTF is the Electoral Commission doing with these rules?
What do you expect when the people running it have no cultural background in democracy, other than beating their 4 wives to bits every night.
Nothing to do with race, religion or culture. This is incompetence or fraud.
Try checking out where all the voter fraud in the UK takes place, you won’t find it going on in the leafy parts of England, it’s the Is****c shitholes where the corruption is.
Brent and HARROW?
Clearly you nhave no idea how London has been enriched. Harrow has one of the biggest M*sques in the country. Your conception of good old leafy Harrow are ill founded these days.
Harrow east MP was Tony McNulty ( Labour ) until the last election when he was squeaked out, Harrow west solid Labour to this day.
The electoral commission are doing what they always do. Last time they allowed the declaration of a result in Walthamstow with an 125% turnout in the High Street ward. They are a bunch of crooks.
The Electoral Commission have lots of form – what about the ruse / fraud that nearly kept Jackson Another Ken in office – not that both candidates weren’t fully paid up members of Trotsky.
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Now here’s the weather with Laura Tobin.
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Be afraid, be very afraid ……
All that voter intimidating we did at polling stations in Tower Hamlets and for what? Brother Ken not win this bastard election! I’m very pissing off! And what about all the bastard poster votes I sent?! Boris can shit off!
Ha now they are talking about a recount, you can just bet it’s those f*****g M****ms who have fucked it all up.
We used to be able to count all the votes by hand in a general election in just a few hours, but now in multi*******l London they can’t manage it after 24 fucking hours.
It’s a f*cking disgrace!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ken for London!!!!!!!!
That may be the case but you need to just relax and feel the enrichment that multiculturalism gives us all. Remember that curries are now Britain’s national dish and that alone justifies Labours mass colonization policy from the third world to our green and pleasant land. By the way saying “f*****g M****ms” may offend some views and posters here like Jimmy et al, and they will get offended on someone else’s behalf and you could well end up in jail for 56 days, so think on before posting please.
Sell fucking London !
But who would buy it?
Tis a festering pus-filled boil on the body of England.
Londons cultural “enrichment” was a blessing from good old Labour who thankfully wanted to rub everyones noses in it. What a gift it is to behold.
This is suspiciously slow – something must be going on in the background. Might even be worth a narrow win for Ken for the scandal any review of ‘community’ voting would reveal.
No it wouldn’t.
If Ken wins, we will make London a beacon for Sharia Law, honour killings and female genital mutilation. Welcome to Londonistan!
BBC getting ready for a Ken victory
If as looks likely Boris loses due to the fraud voting, he’s only got himself to blame. He’s had 4 years to sort out the corrupt voting system, scrap the postal voting and bring in proper sealed boxes that are all taken to a central counting centre and counted BY HAND using people who actually have a British passport.
Well, people have been saying for a while that it might just come to this. Don’t expect Cameron or Boris to ask for an investigation….they’re afraid of being called racists!
Our voting system was described as as bad as a banana republic a few years ago, it’s getting worse day by day.
I often wonder now if votes should always be counted by people from outside of the areas involved, would piss off those who pray to M3cca I know but something has to be done.
You should also be required to produce a British passport to vote and postal voting should be banned totally.
… and for those Brits who do not (for whatever reason) have a passport?
Sad Warsi and Chucky on Newsnight now!
Uk1p is racists
I know where we’re going with this.
Chukka a Mongo really is a fucking bell end
Warsi could have washed her hair
Has she washed her mouth out yet?
NewsShite – Darth Warsi looks like that mussie of Eastenders
She looks like she’s wearing an IRA dirty protest blanket
They have asked our people on the streets to help with the count. Stay tuned
Who is that no mark with Warsi and that Chukup with the £1200 suit?
Peter Bone on Newsnight too.
“Ken snatches victory from the jaws of defeat by ‘finding’ a couple of ballot boxes in Brent.” You could not make this shit up.
40′ containers from Karachi are not boxes!
Adam Boulton saying it affects around 6.000 ballot papers. How do they know how many papers there are before they’ve been counted??
And they are all for Ken..
Peter Bone just made the quote of the day on Newsnight. He said “David Cameron has one hand tied behind his back because the government has to deal with wishy washy Liberals. The Liberals are only good for one thing and that’s being in opposition.” He ended by saying this is the beginning of the end for the coalition.
And Cameron!
You just did.
In return for providing those two boxes of uncounted votes, I got £20 cash. I and my family will celebrate with a huge feast! Sheep’s brains and cow testicles. Praise allah!
Cow testicles?
I smell bull!
Indeed, but thinking on… “sheep’s brains”?
We mutilate genitals of the cows. Praise torture and terrorism!
Spe@king of food, that is the reason that Ken dislikes J o o s.
Every time he went for a meal he was served Matzo Balls and thought he was being dicriminated against by not being served the rest of the beast.
We don’t want to face up to the reality of our own narrow-minded selfishness irresponsibly and greed and we don’t give a fuck about this country and how our children will grow up in it. So come on guys, lets kick that fucking can down the road!
im irish–In return for providing those two boxes of uncounted votes—praise guiness
BBC reporting that the Mayoral result was called at 23.59 last year.
Last year???? 2008 more like or was that Steph Flanders up to her usual high standards?
I’ve written the screenpay for the next James Bond movie , its called
” Yesterday never dies”
Er……4 years ago, not last year.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/mayor/boris-johnson-heading-for-the-win-as-count-draws-to-a-close-7714621.html
Mayoral result due in a couple minutes.
So who won?
Labour!
Even with Liebour postal votes Boris still WON, so FFS Jimmy get over it!
UKIP
I’m waiting for the Shi’ite’s and Sunni’s to introduce proportional representation.
Dewey ?
Why the fuck do we piss about with this complicated system of voting ?
I thought we rejected it
The law of the land is still First Past the Post as far as i’m aware !
One man one vote !
And the women can just fuck off !
Result still due imminently!
Some bint on the BBC says Ken doesnt want a re-count. Wonder why?
Dammit, I nearly put a grand on that posh Tory love-rat winning but my five illegitimate children had birthdays coming up.
everyone outwith London if you’ve ended up with that twat Livingstone
YESsssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May I just commiserate with all you poor souls living in almost a banana republic.
Shipped in foreigners- good or bad have distorted your elections.
Postal voting has become a source of gross abusement.
BBC is just a propoganda mouthpiece for the Socialist party, which is in itself just a mouthpiece for Labour Unions.
Every political party can have it’s heroes [heroines] or subsequent lame ducks.
To get 3 lame ducks one after each other where a previous administration has undermined all the basics leaving you no reserves but just a labour drain on the finances compounded by a thriving hand out culture makes life hard for all but the lucky few.
Good luck. God save the Queen.
Weeeeeeeeeee!
Any minute now! They’re assembling in city hall!
I think they found Ken enough votes, whoopee!!!
First!
Peter Hain. There’s a piece of socialist scum I’d forgotten about. He’s almost the equal of the boy named girl who spouts so much drivel on Any Questions and every other time he opens his mouth that he must be a machine – a speak your weight thing that’s been programmed to pump out socialist puke for the masses. You know, the one whose daddy dropped the title but kept the privilege and the money and the coastal pile – the very same pile he wants to keep the irritating proletariat away from.
Ken is such an egomaniac, if he loses, I wouldn’t be surprised if he straps a load of explosives to himself that he got from his muslim pals and threatens to blow up everyone.
What the fuck was that?
Come on Ken!
Boris wins!
Come on Ken
Ken wins, Twitter is going crazy, he’s got it.
london mayor result–are they waiting for cinderella?
Ken!
Ken beaming. Hunt.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bye Ken now fck off and get a real job somewhere.
Oh come on Ken!!!
Boris Wins………Well done Guido.
It’s Boris!!!
YES!
I won and unlike Dave I am a Tory Leader without a Liberal deputy. And I’m also lots of fun.
Havent I seen you on HIGNFY?
Funny guy
Unlike newt slime who
iswas an utter huhneNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boris!
We can all breathe a sigh of relief. Boris has won.
Halehbloodylujah
Dave is Dead. Long live the Boris.
Who’s Dave?
Mistah Cam, him dead.
“Fat lot of good it did me!” Oh Boris you star… “Most creative and original [campaign]” “If only you’d promise NOT to stand again”. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All those postal votes for nothing! Fuck!
Is Ken pissed? I think he is. Disgraceful.
If he is not pissed then he is an absoute disgrace.
Wouldn’t you get pissed, too, if you looked like me ?
Goodby and good ridence livingstalin.
Goodbye and thanks for all the fishy tax dodging.
Boris actually ended his speech with “May the fourth be with you”.
Boris – gracious. Livingtone bitter about Boris but not as bad as he normally is – he’s still a cnut though.
So now we know:
You are allowed 13 ye*ars to bankrupt a country but only 2 to repair the damage.
Just over 3/4 million people in London are in favour of tax avoidance in public office.
Dave is a cnut who is leading a once gre*at party to the abyss. He might as well start acting and legislating like a Conservative as the faux socialist thing isn’t working.
The Limp Dumbs can be safely ignored as they are now officially irrelevant.
Having no policies at all and proposing to be a cast member of UK : Our part in it’s downfall II, opening in SW1 and coming to a town near you in 2015 is fine.
Hooboodyray. Boris is the man
Go shag a newt Livingstone. You lost, get over it.
Actually he’s getting worse – back to hypocrisy.
Hold on ! Hold on! Just give me a minute and I’m sure I can turn up some more ballot boxes.
It’s alright Ken I’ve got them here in Banglatown
Abbottabad in mourning.
Well done Boris-pleased you’ve kept that gormless twat Livingstone out of office
Ken just said this was his last election.
Hope so.
Fuck off Ken.
Quick, pass him the viagra!
Bloody hell. Ken reckons the BBC is biased against Labour.
In other news, a fish complains that water is making him wet.
Bless. What colour do you suppose the sky is in Bizarro Ken World ?
Red sky at night, Ken is alight.
Red sky in the morning, Ken is still burning.
+7
Boris gives a very generous speech.
Ken..an attack on the government, Boris, the BBC… ohhhh those grapes must taste so sour.
Thanks for that Ken – now fuck off !
Did Ken just complain about media bias? Unfeckingbelievable.
Ken livingstone has just airbrushed the last 13 years of LABOUR government from history , the fucking lying Hunt!
Ken says it’s his last election, and accuses the BBC of media bias. Hahahahahahaha……I’m off to bed.
I love BJ. Every day I wake up thinking “I really enjoy BJ”.
fuck off to that stupid bitch going on about climate change.
I reckon her fanny is probably the greenest part of her.
Bollocked by Jenny Jones for barracking. She makes Geoffrey Howe sound like Pol Pot.
Having now seen the candidates, how come Siobhan Benita isn’t the winner? Are Londoners blind?
992,273 of them are.
I’d like to thank my husband …
Boris Johnson ended his speech with “May the fourth be with you”. Funny, lighthearted and cheerful.
Jenny Jones ended her speech with an irrelevant quote from a 17th century Leveller. Pretentious, self-indulgent and dull.
The greens do not have a sense of humour, or any sense of human contact come to that.
Name one commie who ever had a sense of humour. Their lives revolve around “the cause” nothing else is allowed to distract them from thier quasi religious crusade against humanity.
Ooh, I could throttle a sausage !
(Note to all my Muzzie pals: ‘Twill not be a naughty forbidden porky sausage).
Paddick came across as Mother Goose. He gives shirtlifters a bad name.
“Oooh! You nawty old Copper, you !”
It’s over, Ken. I’m making it official. Enjoy the ironic song.
It’s fucking Benny Hill !
I am proud to be the new mayor of London. Weeeee!
I thought you were mayor of the universe ?
Fuck off, I’m the new Mayor of London, the people of Karachi have spoken.
The 60,000 short fall for Ken
were held up by delays with immigration at Heathrow
Many many thanks to disheartened London Tories who threatening to turn to UKIP , saw the light and cast their vote for Boris.
Actually, Boris might well reflect on the number of 2nd preference UKIP votes
Hilariously Sky have cut off after Paddick’s “Glad to be gay” speech.
Shame – I would have minded hearing Siobhan and the UKIP speech. Still Ken’s fucked which is something we can all celebrate.
Watching Irritable Jowell Syndrome trying to dress up Ken’s loss as some kind of LAbour triumph.
Fortunately I’m watching Sky so they don’t accept her egregious bullshit as gospel.
It sent a shiver down my spine when Pad dick said “I would like to thank my Husband”
I have never heard a guy say that before !
Oh do piss off Jowell love.You were a waste of space before and you’re a waste of space now.
Ken will be remembered as a hypocritical tax avoider who even at the last wouldn’t come clean.
Elections? Fuck that. I’m watching Clash of the Tight Buns on Pay Per View, followed by Lawrence of a Labia.
No wiping your Election on my curtains mister
Not the late Sir Alec Guinness’ finest hour, I think we can agree.
Now watching jowell praising Ken through clenched teeth.
It must be tough for her – having to sign all those mortgage documents without understanding them and “divorcing” her corrupt husband to try and salvage her political career.
She’s like a less attractive version of Fat Jacqui
She’s not a patch on My Sexy Little Chipmunk, that’s for sure.
LVDdS: “She’s like a less attractive version of Fat Jacqui”
That’s worrying. Seriously.
It is however true.
Labour – putting fat ugly birds in places you don’t want to see them.
But she has all those grateful friends in the gambling industry to provide her solace
Go on then Ken fuck off!
It’s hard to disagree with that. Perhaps Ken can go home, get pissed and buff the nearest bird.
Coo-ee ! Here I am with lots more totally above board votes for the people’s champion!
What’s that ? Oh, fuck.
Owen Jones on Radio 5 making a twat of himself once again.
Please will everybody stop telling me to “Fuck Off !”- Can’t you see I’m a beautiful, wounded human being ?
I’ve got a 10 minute home made film of amateur actors claiming they are poor.
Do you think you could drum up a few tears for them.
Genuine crying only.
IT WAS A DAMN CLOSE RUN THING.
You win, lose or draw, damn close run thing means bog all.
It was that…
Yes. I bet Boris was grateful for all those second preference UKIP votes.
Boris beat Ken by 62538 votes. I bet Labour are furious that they only needed another 63000 postal votes to win.
They will be very annoyed that the price of postage went up
Ken’s right about the BBC bias though. I mean, how would he have got on if they *weren’t* bigging him up and insidiously disparaging Bojo at every opportunity?
You need to take off your blue tinted goggles.
You need to see why they sometimes quaff champagne at the BBC with Jane Garvey.
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Meester Galloway help me.
Well, I did phone Ken last week to wish him well.
Tell me Neil, is it too late to become filthy rich as a consolation prize for losing an election?
So Dave take note.
The homosexual vote collapsed and the true Tory vote Triumphed.
Are you still going to make homosexual weddings the Law?
The Green vote was shite too. A rethink on subsidising land owners to put up windmills and live the goodlife without lifting a finger is also required.
no chance. I am too fucking thick and comfortable within my dinner party clique to acknowledge the bleedin’ obvious
I’m disgusted by this result. I watched the announcement live on my laptop here in my villa in Tuscany.
I’m getting an iPad.
It’s got wonderful aerodynamics.
Radio 5 live. Makes TalkSport sound like informed debate.
Makes Kerrang! sound like informed debate.
Watermelons coming third in old Londonistian town, what mushrooms are these green voting sheep eating? Do they really think 8 million people living in such a small area is sustainable, protective of the environment or green in any sense of the word.
Fucking hypocrites every last one of ‘em.
I only just saw the footage of a bloke hitting Miliband with an egg. Top stuff!
Oh bugger! – no I didn’t mean that! . . . . um . . . Stone me! . . . no no no! – didn’t mean that either.
Oh . . . .G …….!
Ed Miliband asked me to pass on this message.
Well done Boris.
You got shot of that old scoate for good. We’ve never been able to figure out a way to get rid of him.
Next time we can field someone good.
Ta!
Tell Ed that Kate Hoey would be eggsellent.
You fielded Livingstone, you knob. Or wasn’t that you getting all loved-up with him on the campaign trail?
What complete arse confused the photocopier with the shredder?
Ken looks suddenly old and grey. Sorry. Not.
You could say – it was an egg-cellent result…
Guido, you have certainly done the lord’s work this time, helping keep the Beast from City Hall. Alleluia.
The politicians say that you should go and vote but they are shite. They say that nevertheless you should go along instead of refusing to go and vote. But when was the last time a politician took notice of the fact that no-one wants to vote for them?
I think a certain discreditable Scotchman did that when he bottled an election at the last minute. Can’t think of anybody else since then.
There is too much censorship.
Vote UKIP and your a WACIST!!!!!
Gawd bless Boris. Nah there’s a chance for the workin’ man. I doff me cap yerohnner,…. Brilliant Bozza!!! Cocktails on me at Maze tom at 5pm. Guido followers welcome!
Well done Boris , Viva el Johnson .
Kens speech was interesting in that it backed Ed to next election , plenty of promotion based on totally unreal sounbites and hsitorical facts about the ecnomic situation , but hey he is allowed a speech . There was that outing of “labour are back” gem , true it annoys the hell out of me , but somewhere you get the idea that they are plotting there way back to running wonk land , indeed looking at some of the non scotland results they have been beavering away whilst being fairly crap for most of time since general election , serving up the coalition to double dose of Murdochs pain . The idea that future will be labour , is symbolic of what labours last few years in office were about , to deny the true scale of what labour did and then to invent a narrative where you need labour so as you dont suffer from posh boys polices (not that labours would have been that much different) , is exactly the sort of cynical messaege that the prols pick up either side of elections . I perhaps admire the scale of the political deviousness , but it shows quite a bit of how the pros work these days .
Perhaps the most interesting fortaste of why the libs and labour like second vote and PR systems , is the way it acts as a trawler net , casting a leftist agenda so wide , even undecided think left . Ken was of course in with a good chance on second preference votes , If you voted 1st pref for paddick you probebely put Ken as second , same for jenny , same for Sioban perhaps even Carlos . The argument on FPTP systems has always won me over on that it concentrates the mind and the person being elected , much more securely . I mean we are rightly angry about voter harvesting and postal fraud , but if you cannot see how PR systems offer soft fraud oppertunities where you can sway the dynamics . True it can work on whatever flavour of politics you are , but more often than not the amoral of left arguments play it much more to succes . I mean if Tugger Timney had stood ken would have been second preference
Is Egg Milliband safe ? is an interesting question , he is riding a bit of an artificail wave , in that his thrased vote in 2008 has sprung back in part due to lib dem dessertion to labours hot tub of desires rather than a popularity vote for Ed .
Nick Cleggs struggles have perhaps only just emerged , I have met people who beleive in lIb dem politics , true a fair number are amphorous in most conversations with no hard edges , but some are hard edged , hooked like stalkers on pecular issues , that are lefty without them realising it . They often seem like a posher version of Labour sometimes , well these sorts by the looks of things may well trun nasty at lib dem conference on Nick , the question is perhaps as ever is who will be helping them .
The conservatives have perhaps a few matters to resolve , which will either leave Dave with no trousers and harsh wedgie , or the sort of shake up that puts most doubts about a shake out to one side . Most of all he must resolve the wonk in spending that has led to some of the deep spats , if he cannot deliver on comptence of government , he will have gone on too long with an unreal modern dream . I think autum time is a good as any for any final decison , but to say the least some of us have had to snort some pretty foreign material from what used to be known as conservative . i am forgiving the situation has been difficult and Dave has had much to contend with , the politics have been far from useual in Uk terms , and he has managed some situations and matters very conservative and competantly .I know some blame the lib dems , but Dave has uttered some of the things of his own convcition . Quite wether steve hilton or sending Francis Maude off has given him some better insight , is a question only he himself can answer.
we are certainly into some new politics , I personally do not like the look of its anti democracy and relation to freedom of moral thought , but its very powerful stuff and not much site of an urgency to consider where we have ended up , with various bad spells cast from the EU , the marxists , labour and ,divi up between the masters of wonk before the prols can have the credit enslavement , job insecurity (private sector) and brain numbing as there life .
Other than that if between all the games of the last 20yrs, you have actually finsihed off the UK , my the lord have mercy on you , for that , it was my home and worth somthing , poets wrote about it , it was mainly well mannered and law concious and abiding , with public office meaning somthing . If all that it now means is hard porn , fast food and internet shopping and what celebs get up to , it will not be the country I remember and loved and felt free in .
Was not Enochs other question about wether one should defend ones homeland , the most interesting one ………
With this round of elections , it is me done , time for me to do some other things . jhn 1 vsvs 1-18 , john miltion bk2 chap 16 and of course dear St Francis of Assis
I meant Jhn vs 1- 18 although jhn1 vs 1-10 is pleasingly similar .
Not really having the best of leaving dos am I , I meant Walter hilton bk2 chap 16 , Godbless
Good luck, all the best old son.
If Cameron tries to force through the LibDems Lords Reform he’ll find that Maastricht looked like a garden party….he’s taken his grassroots support for granted for too long
I thought the only reason Boris won was because Millipede put up pensioner Livingstone against him.
On the other hand Miilipede might have played a blinder now that Johnson has a contract until 2016.
Cameron is going to have to stay in charge until 2015 and oh dear he just doesn’t get it.
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME
I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATH
Dear Brother Livingston is it next Friday you need the 20 bags of postal votes I’m about to send?
Boris 51% of 39% turnout
Few wanted Livingstone but would vote Labour
Ken – oh dear
Very poor result overall
Who cares – London is shit
Democracy a joke
just how many people, across the world, has the USA killed in its efforts to be world number 1? Then of course claim how just it is?
Ja, I know. It’s bloody awful, nein?
120 Million Murdered.
Oh Sorry that was Marx.
If we kill enough people our utopia will eventually come to pass.
Theresa May is on tv , they are certainly not listening to the public, unless the uconned us get rid of these idiots then they won’t get back in 2015, they just don’t get it.
I think Leveson should have refused to hear her emergency application until she had released all her emails showing the gross misconduct of Brodie Clark.
She can move fast when it suits her.
I feel the hand of Seyella upon me.
I’m pissed off with the Olympics crap but at least Ken the Hunt won’t be at there as Mayor of London. Roll on September; I’m off to New York for a bit of peace and quiet.
Yes, bet that’s the bit that’s hurting him the most – not being able to sit on the world stage as the Mayor of London. Tessa promised him.
I would like to congratulate Mr Johnson on becoming my new Mayor.
I would also like to point out that I put my bins out for collection on Thursday and they are still unemptied on Saturday morning.
Could Mr Johnson please come here to Tooting straight away and sort this out for me especially as I pay my taxes bang on time.
If he could come with a rat man that would be good too because I have seen two large ones this morning.
So what can we learn from the election results of the past couple of days?
That the establishment are still in control.
I’ve learnt that it’s not just me who thinks Camoron’s a c’unt.
In fact, I’ve learnt everyone thinks he’s a c’unt.
The nuances of our wonderful language.
Personally I don’t regard Dave as being a c*nt, a term I reserve for the Bliars, Broons of the world.
Dave is just a bit of a tw*t.
All in all it comes down to a split decision.
Careful! They are quite useful sometimes…
I would love to know the overall turnout of the voting public for Thursday seems to be no endorsements for any of the parties, gives the impression that Liebour got in by default and the uconned us were just lucky where they kept their seats.
Now all the excitement’s over, can we persuade Paddick to polish his old helmet and get Livingstone banged up ?
My husband and I……..
Apparently, Tom Watson’s little servant, simpleton Sion Simon, was on BBC Midlands Today TV last night blaming Brum’s decision not to have an elected Mayor on the stupidity of the voters in “not being able to understand” what they were voting for!
Oh we understood allright
Only BBC Midlands would give this odious man airtime, because they are more left-wing there than at the TV Centre in London.
If Dave doesn’t start acting like a real Prime Minister in what is after all the biggest crisis in most people’s living memory and put the socialist idiots who largely created the problem back in their box, he will have single handedly presented them with the remains of the UK on a plate so that they can finish the job of wrecking the place.
It’ll be a case of mass emigration then. Glad I left all those years ago. I won’t get killed in the rush…
he is acting!!!
If only I had a Parliament looking after my interests like all the other countries in the UK…
vote jimmy