May 3rd, 2012

Flandering About Yesterday

Stephanie Flanders is the Theresa May of democracy…


  1. 1
    Mr Rotivator says:

    Nice to have confidence in BBC commentators.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Never mind Steph..pop round for a cuddle!!

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    Anonymous says:

    Pity she wasn’t the daughter of the other half of the partnership so that the headline could have read Swanning About Yesterday

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    So now we know why she’s told us, as fact, at least half a dozen times, that the Euro crisis was finally solved. She’s as thick as fucking shit.

    Just for the record – as the media appear to be telling us that all internet abuse is misogynist these days – I’m not calling her thick as fucking shit because she’s a woman, but because she’s thick as fucking shit.

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    Anonymous says:

    The gas woman cometh

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    What a moron.

    Most of us have been metaphysically fucked by the two Eds – this silly bint has literally had it happen to her.

    Just been round to cast my vote for Boris. Hate Cameron but I think Boris has done a good job in London and is infinitely better than the whining, tax-dodging, divisive, identity politician that is Ken Livingstone

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    Vote Labour. Vote Often says:

    Who on earth will the BBC’s very own “two Eds” be voting for we wonder?

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    Glyn H says:

    Would that be spent with Balls, Miliband or another of your Labour Luvvies?

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Is she really a journalist – can’t tell the date or time?

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    The BBC’s economics editor. Jesus Christ.

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    Dudley Zoo says:

    it’s a good job this woman is not a real journalist

    i guess she will use this as evidence of being worked too hard

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    MB. says:

    I am sure most of us have woken up thinking it was a different day to what it actually was!

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    Before you do go
    Make sure there is someone there to tie your shoe laces

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    And still thought it at eight o clock at night?

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Now making excuses me thinks

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    B Boyd says:

    A true mystery

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    Monkhopton says:

    Its a good job Stephanie Flanders is in a job where being a total fuck up doesn’t matter

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    jgm2 says:

    Isn’t ‘Twitter’ marvellous. It allows folk to proclaim their idiocy in real time.

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    Really? says:

    An interesting thought. However, given the state our economy was left in, he’d be better redeployed at the Bank of England, the Treasury or the NHS.

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    Back door job says:

    Good to see she’s still getting her brains fucked out on a regular basis.

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    What Ms. Flanders really needs is an early retirement, but not just to bed.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Knuckle head + plasma brain!!!

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ken will appreciate her vote.

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    UKIPMAN says:

    And here we have the BBC trying to blame our boom and bust on King and the BoE instead of Gordon Brown.

    My comment:

    “Surely you mean Brown’s boom and bust?The attempts of the BBC to distance Brown from all responsibility over his ‘willful blindness’ regarding the banks are becoming far too obvious.”

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    Theresa May says:

    I voted on Tuesday

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    A lot of Londoners will be holding their noses today and voting for the man, not the Party. Minaret Hamlets will be voting both early and often and by post.

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    Columbian Marching Powder says:

    It does that to people

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    jgm2 says:

    The Maximum Imbecile does get a couple of mentions…

    However, he claimed the Bank was hamstrung by the decision to move regulation to the Financial Services Authority (FSA) in 1997


    In a veiled attack on Labour and the FSA, he also revealed that he had pushed for a major recapitalisation of the industry in early 2008 but been rejected because “it wasn’t a popular message”.

    “From the beginning of 2008, we at the Bank began to argue that UK banks needed extra capital – a lot of extra capital, possibly £100bn or more,”

    The BBC, because of the unique way it’s funded, didn’t think these little tit-bits worth rep*eating.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Round here Boris will win comfortably. I live in a Labour constituency but the local council is a very good Tory one.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Good job she doesn’t do anything important, like being a journalist or accountant or telling people how Liebour “invest” and the unconned us and the Libs*ites “squander”,.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Because we’re not allowed to criticse central bankers or the monetary system. It’s the elephant in the room.

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    Quisling says:

    They will most probably spoil their papers with the extra large crayola crayons they use

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    Harold Camping says:

    I get the day wrong for my doomsday predictions all the time, but confidently predict one for Ken today.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Too far, Too fast

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    Quisling says:

    To be fair as she works for the BBC she probably didn’t get up until 8pm

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    Postal Vote Delivery Centre in Tower Hamlets says:

    This Mr Akbar has a lot of cousins living at the same address. 2,452 of them, all voting by post.

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    Anonymous says:

    One doesn’t think she had any brains to fuck out in the first place. Stupid bitch.

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    Synic says:

    If she doesn’t know which day it is, then no wonder she can’t remember us (and herself) being screwed by Liebour. An ideal person to fit the BBC leftwing fantasy world.

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    Pollys Love Child says:

    I wouldn’t mind popping my ballot paper in her slot. Oooooh errr missus……!

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    Anonymous says:

    BORIS said Who do i vote for

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    Georgous George says:

    When I am Calphate Prime Minister I will ban the word hamstrung as it is Haram. It shall be replaced by Halalchickenstrung

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    Spirit of Enoch says:

    I warned you all.

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    yeah, right.... says:

    Poor girl. Now being mocked on Twitter by Jacki Smith of all people. The shame of it.

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    A man in a chair says:

    She’s proof that Twitter is for Tw*ats.

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    I take it that none of your Councillors are up for re-election?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    A new word thanks to Steph. “Flandering” Definition : Labour luvvie without a clue.

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    Quisling says:

    I wonder who Aba Qatada will be voting for ;)

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    Jesus Christ says:

    Look, the impossible I do at once, miracles take a little longer. But fix the NHS? You gotta be f*cking kidding.

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    jgm2 says:

    Indeed no mention at all of King alluding to the removal of powers froim the bank by the Maximum Imbecile in 1997.

    No mention of the six months prior to the bailout when the banks and Mervyn were begging for loans to be made available. Nope. Brown, rather than lending the banks money at a commercial rate saw the opportunity to blame them for his economic incompetence. And took it.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    No – wouldn’t matter much. Council tax is low and services good

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    Robert, please fuuuck ooooff. Thaaank you. says:

    Why does Robert Peston always extend his enunciation of certain words in an irritatingly mannered way? Something like “There cooould be problems fooor the coalition”. I noticed it when he reported on the committee report on Murdoch. Affected twat.

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    Leftwing Economists are Bankers says:

    Like a “Banana up and down Piccadilly” as they say, if it’s as big and sloppy as her socialist mouth.

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    A man in a chair says:

    And then had a liquid breakfast.

    Followed by a few lines of co*ke.

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    Anon says:

    Is “fucking shit” worse than ordinary shit?? I think we should be told.

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    Sir Trumpton Oldtwat says:

    In some circles around the Westminster village Steph is known as the Shadow Chancellor’s adviser.

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    The non-existent thousands, nay, hundreds of thousands, of Tower Hamlets says:

    We voted by post.

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    Granny Knott says:

    Why do you think Velcro was invented ?

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    Popeye says:

    I know it is de-rigour to be a Socialist to be in employment with the BBC Steph, but go and have a lie down in a dark room somewhere.
    Geeze, the quality of presenters these days!

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    Curious says:

    Was that you or her?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    If you change your mind
    I’m the first in line
    Honey I’m still free
    Take a chance on me

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    jgm2 says:

    It’s nice that people with disabilities can get a job and contribute to society but I can’t help feeling that, with a disability like his, if his dad wasn’t a Labour peer he’d be sewing mailbags or collecting trolleys at Tesco’s carpark.

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    Millitwat says:

    She certainly sucked mine out

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    Just Curious says:

    I thought Tom Watson was the elephant in the room?

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    MILF Fan says:

    Jo Coburn is far more MILFY than Stephanie.

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    Ken Livingstone says:


    When I win, I will implement the new core Labour policy of putting female genital mutilation clinics in every borough.

    I hope Stephanie will show her approval by being the first to walk through the doors.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    It certainly does. These self-regarding pompous twats think that the world hangs on their every word.

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    National Socialist says:

    She was on The Apprentice You’re Fired.

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    Quisling says:

    Maybe because someone has their arm up his arse working him

    Gockle of Geer

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    Ed (tiny dick) Miliband says:

    I always thought it rather odd that during sex with Steph she called me Tintin!

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    Stephanny says:

    No thanks. You left a nasty taste.

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    Lord Mandelson of Brazil and Tangiers says:

    Fucking shit is better.

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    Quisling says:

    I thought she was known after the secret informant who provided information to Bob Woodward of The Washington Post in 1972 about the involvement of United States President Richard Nixon’s administration.

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    National Socialist says:

    Rescind his Knighthood.

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    Boudica says:

    Always thought she talked complete bollocks.
    Now I know why- she doesn’t even know which day it is.

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    LibLabCon says:

    Shhhh! Be quiet! It’s only the subversion of democracy. Your vote now counts for nothing, so go back to sleep.

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    Sleepless in Kirkaldy says:

    Vote early. Vote often.

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    Henry Crun says:

    Premature election?

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    Ken "Tax-dodgers should be allowed to vote" Livingstone says:

    I can’t vote.

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    jgm2 says:

    She could have sucked your brains out with a pipette.

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    Quisling says:

    Caroline Flint floats my boat but I don’t support Labour. Do I need help?

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    Henry Crun says:

    WBA will be known as West Bromwich Halaalbion

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    Forkbender says:

    I thought only pensioners were the ones who do not know what day it is, looks as if there is hope for me yet, pensioners have one excuse though, each day seems very much the same as every other.

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    The BBC: shite designed by politicians (just like the NHS) says:

    This is another great day for those of us who don’t pay the license fee. Because we know our wages aren’t being confiscated to pay her wages.

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    Evil Landlord says:

    Ed Milibland gets confused when having sex with his wife and she keeps saying “Justin” – he thinks she’s reminding him about her name but she’s telling him it is “just in” ..I’ll get my coat !

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    Merv says:

    Do what you like with the knighthood but for christ’s sake don’t touch the pension

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    Mohammad living in a flat on Brick Lane says:

    I’ve been voting all week, for Kent peace be upon him.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Oi, that’s my line

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    Forkbender says:

    well you would know all about that Mandy

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    jgm2 says:

    Yep. That’s why he kept his gob shut. he knew that no matter what he did. Shout from the rooftops, resign in horror, whatever – that Brown and the Labour machine would simply trash his reputation, steal his pension on some pretext or other and then ship in some other gimp like ohhh, David Blanchflower to rubber stamp the imbecility.

    King figured it might as well be him with the pension, knighthood, after-dinner speeches etc etc as Blanchflower.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    I am pleased to report that his ridiculous voice hasn’t been heard here for a very long time. Alert State Red operates at the first hint of his participation in a programme (“And now, over to Robert Peston”) and my lightning reaction (the only one I have, but finely tuned and frequently exercised in his honour) comes into play, and he is barred from my hearing even before he’s started drawling down the nearest microphone. If I never achieve anything else, this ludicrous clown of a reporter has been erased from my otherwise miserable life, and long may it remain so.

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    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    IDIOT, typifies the reason Women got the VOTE. What Fu-king Democracy. The Disney Land Democracy for Fools giving a mandate to the Political Elite who dont stick to their Manifesto AS THEY ARE NOT IN CHARGE. We will be seeing a lot more. Democracy my Arse.

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    JH says:

    Jesus christ, does she work from her wardrobe or something?

    Does it occur to her that were polling day yesterday, there would have been wall to wall coverage within her own organisation (with lots of tacit support for Ken of course, Kate Silverton acting-the-news with ‘concerned’ stock expression when stating that Boris is doing well).

    Thick cow. Mind you, she’s had the jizz of the two Eds up her; bound to rot the brain.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Think before you Tweet, now The Flanders Mare might have to engage brain before she sounds off.

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    just asking says:

    Did King say that Brown’s deregulation in 1997 had left them powerless?

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    Georgous George says:

    Football!! – do you think that will survive? It will be one of the first to go, right after education for women, wearing glasses, and clitoris’s

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    Forkbender says:

    Even Guy Fawkes has one!

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    Rupert Dial M for Murdoch says:


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    And floor managers – most of these “front of house” types can’t even get married without an autocue.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Simple, he comes on tv, tv goes off,

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    A worker says:

    She’ll never live this down.
    How can viewers believe a word she says knowing she’s so useless.

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    edmartin says:

    SF would appear to be far more reasonable and self-aware than most of your targets

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    Woy Hodgson says:

    I cant beweive you said that

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    Anonymous says:

    but the media are talking about the tories loosing up to a 1000 seats in the local elections,
    What the fuck is wrong with the people.

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    Forkbender says:

    GG of course appearing on daft shows like big brother will be banned as it gives free publicity to attention seekers

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    jgm2 says:

    Indeed he does. Unmentioned by the BBC naturally enough.

    However, he claimed the Bank was hamstrung by the decision to move regulation to the Financial Services Authority (FSA) in 1997 – a reform “that would return to haunt us”

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    A woman says:

    Please don’t mention the jizz of two Eds.
    It’s making me feel queasy.

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    gadflys says:

    Hmm would have thought Steph [gives Ed ]Flanders would have posted her vote for Kenny in ? maybe the BBC are working on a ‘shock Boris election fraud’ byline for the loser!

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    lobo says:


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    Lord Mangledbum says:

    You called

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    The 489 registered voters of 17 Albion Road Walthamstow says:

    We is already voted for Imam Ken, may his tribe multiply. Imsh’allah.

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    roy says:

    Stephanie Flanders

    Just tried to vote Labour. My polling station, in Hammersmith, had closed two hours early. Has anyone else had same problem?

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    Doubly In Continence says:

    I think the term is not will but have. As they will have both been up early after pissing in bed

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    jgm2 says:

    I suppose. At least she acknowledged she got the date wrong. If it was Brown he’d be insisting that all our calenders were wrong and he was the only one who was right.

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    Sheep says:


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    Anonymous says:

    and your adenoids by the sound of it

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    Quisling says:

    Brown would have passed emergency legislation to amend all the calendars. May would now be the only month to start with a -1

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    Quisling says:

    Has your mate Qatada voted yet?

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    Steve Miliband says:

    He would have voted for himself and declared it a clear mandate to carry on as PM

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    Not Gordon Brown says:

    Kinda lingus, doesn’t it ?

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    Mike Hunt says:

    What a fucking idiot.

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    I think a turncoat, mass murderers’ ars.e kissing bitc.h like you George should be ham strung up. You traitor.

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    Weddy Steddy, For Goodness Sake Go! says:

    Steph’s calendar is just about as accurate as her “economic” reporting. She should be put out to grass along with all the other useless bird-brain bimbos who haunt the news desks at the BBC.

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    Pikey Price says:

    Buy my lucky heather and I’ll put in a good word.

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    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    In this modern age I find it truly amazing that any woman should not know what day of the week it is.

    I am constantly linked to my electronic devices and know exactly what is being done to me every minute of the day and night.

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    maggie the dog says:

    Well she has shagged half the oppsiton bench

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    Your favourite bin man says:

    You must live in Wandsworth then My Lady.

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    edmartin says:

    yes – exactly

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    tottenham chutzpah says:

    as big an idiot as one thatuses your sign in?

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    Frank's son says:

    Reading some of the shite on here in real time from know alls, also allows for the same result!

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Too many tweets make a twat.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Quisling, you should’ve gone to SpecSavers! Flint is a howling hound that fancies herself enormously. Could never be that desperate.

    As for Jo Coburn! Bring back Jenny Scott… fondly missed!

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    Your favourite bin man says:

    Like you, most of them don’t know the difference between ‘loose’ and ‘lose’.

    Ah well, not to worry, it won’t make the slightest bit of difference 100 years from now {old song you probably never heard of}.

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    bergen says:

    True.Out here in the real world, not knowing the day of the week is a short cut to bankruptcy.

    In the BBC , it makes you economics editor.

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    Hugh Janus says:

    Pass the mind bleach!!!

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    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    I love her, and love the fact that she can be so honest in her self-deprecating follow-up tweet.

    Are you guys trying to tell me that you’ve NEVER EVER got days muddled up, you’ve never put the wheelie bins out on the wrong day, you’ve never tuned in for PMQs only to realise it’s not wednesday, you’ve never woken up in a panic thinking you’re late for work and then realised it was Saturday?
    Gimme a break…it’s so easy for everyone to say “what a fucking idiot” etc
    Personally, I find her tweet to be quite amusing…outrage about polling stations being closed followed by the McFly moment that, duuhhhh, it’s not thursday.

    Of course, if it was Yvette or Harman who had done this, I’d be one of the first ones to say “what a stupid kaaaaaaa’nt”….so maybe it’s actually cos I like Stephanie….

    now I’m all confused…

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    Television Tax Payer says:

    Stupid to get the day wrong, stupid to tell everyone how stupid she is and ignorant as to the fact that the staff in polling stations keep right on to the bitter end and don’t clear off early.

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    Your favourite bin man says:

    Liiiiiiiikewise here

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    Off to the jobby centre to tell the Labour scum weegies to fuck off and die says:

    She looks like a Klingon. You won’t catch Fiona Bruce frowning with all that scaffolding holding up monging pus!

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    Give Her a Biscuit and Send Her Home says:

    The BBC – its grasping fingers always on the nation’s pulse

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    An English Patriot says:

    Ms Flanders who has the small ball bag, Millipede or blinky?


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    An English Patriot says:

    Alluha Ackbar………Tower Hamletistan has fallen to the glory of Islam!!!!

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    Woy Hodgson says:

    Is it Thuwsday or Fwiday?

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    An English Patriot says:


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    Hugh Janus says:

    …after smashing up some phones and a printer or two, and manhandling his staff…

    Ah, the good old days!

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    Walthamstow Election Lottery Commission says:

    Thanks very much. We’ll put yours with the 125% of the turnout we rolled over from last time.

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    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Capitalist economy has been under attack for the last 30 yrs as the STATE has educated the fools to work for the Quango Cancers perpetrated on Private business and lives. Continual Deregulation of the banking system in the 80’s through to the new millenium
    The Phoney WAR on Drugs the Wars in IRAQ and Afghanistan employing the hundreds of thousands in the PUBLIC sector with NO commercial benefit. UK Climate fraud and Energy Policy, the Over TAX of everyone and every private transaction. No wonder the country is Fu-ked, and as The State continue to pump up the PONZI scheme,. borrowing £480 million a day to prop it up. HOW the Fu-k do they think its going to get Better. Crazy economics from a Mentally broken economic system perpetrated on us by the out of control ELITE.

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    Abu Qatada says:

    I too my dear am constantly linked to my electronic devices – via the ankle

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    An English Patriot says:

    Jenny didnt fit in at the BBC

    Can you guess the two reasons why?

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    Stephanny says:

    I can’t remember Mervyn, did we quantitatively ease together or not? If not I’m free tomorrow, or yesterday if you would prefer to come then.

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    Rachel Grant says:

    The messiah will return and you will bow down before him

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    Anonymous says:

    Was Jacki at her sisters?

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    . says:

    stupid woman

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    Anonymous says:

    Is there anybody at the BBC who hasnt got a famous Dad ?

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    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Come on Borise – can’t wait for his speech!

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Doors = flaps.

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    You certainly did! Now the message is being sent out loud and clear to the white majority (for how much longer?) – accept multiculturism or else the law will be down you like a ton of bricks.

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    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    BBC News 24 this morning slagging off the Judiciary for all those unjustly long sentences meted out to the thieving, anarchist, property-destroying Rioters – sorry – I mean, VICTIMS, last year.

    Another piece of left-wing social comment/propaganda in the guise of ‘news’. Only on your taxpayer-funded BBC.

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    Slotgob says:

    She’d better not get anywhere near my Tone again, or I’ll slobber all over her reputation.

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    Jizz for muslims says:

    Muslims are required by their religion to collect a special tax from infidels living in their countries. They call this tax “jizzya”.

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    Anonymous says:

    You couldnt make it up !

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    Eamon Andrews says:

    What is?

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    Anonymous says:

    like many of the political and economic correspondents at the BBC- she’s probably Conservative. Nick Robinson, Andrew Neil…..(I could go on) ..

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    Breaking... says:

    Ken has just voted for Boris

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    Anonymous says:

    Trying to please two Eds can take it out of a girl.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    The poor girl has never been quite right in the head since her early sexual traumas at the hands of the Milibands and Ed Balls. She needs sympathy and counselling.

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    Archbishop Rowan Williams says:

    you don’t spell come like that

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    grobdj says:

    She Harv a ard day

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    Anonymous says:

    Aye Frank, just like all them other “Paulinas” – hectoring, patronising fuckwits. Harriet harman is another prime example of the alumni they churn out.

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    Legal Crook says:

    Commentator of world economics, but does not know a wednesday from a thursday, glad I never took her comments seriously.

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    I fix NHS no wukkin furries like I fix China on Long March

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    Flanders to Balls: “I do love a bit of finger first, Ed but you might have taken your signet ring off'” Balls: ” But that’s my Rolex.”

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    Marine Le Pen says:

    I’m free.

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    Anonymous says:

    Her economic forecasting is just as accurate.

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    Maximus Clifford says:

    Tony when you need a different type of PR representative (and you know sooner or later you will) give me a call

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Bin Laden wins.

    The number of Mu slims in the USA has doubled since 9/11

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    humous says:

    Best joke of the day Anonymous. It’s the way you tell em.

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    I hate Tesco AND the Pope says:

    She fucked ED BALLS? Please say this isn’t so. I heard about the Miliblands, but this is a legover too far, as well as backing up Guido’s suspicion that she isn’t quite the sharpest harpie in the BBC gene pool.

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    Sir Mervyn King said a lot during his BBC The Today Lecture – did he actually say sorry?

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    rocknrolla says:

    The sad thing is for the rest of us – we all know that she would be voting RedKen or Green. It’s a pity when you just know who the BBC journalists want to vote for.

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    Janet Street Porter says:

    Liswen you wite wing c*nt wwen me and Gweg Dike were there you wudnt have got away with dwibble wike dis

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    Georgous George says:

    Ill put you down as a maybe then

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    Mars Attacks says:

    Yep – her “lady garden” is like the water around the Belgrano 30 years ago yesterday – swimming with enemy semen.

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    Mad Dog says:

    Well, her reports are all shite. Thankfully we now have confirmation of that.

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    dr. sipp says:

    at least japan pearl harbour only got the hour wrong

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    Fucking Shit says:

    Oi stop picking on me !

  187. 187
    I'm Not Judging, But... says:

    Put it back, you bad boy, or I’ll send Granny round with the cheese grater!

  188. 188
    Octavius Tinsworth Ace says:

    Ms Flanders figures very highly on my list of top totty, so I will not hear a word against her, even if she works for the BBC. I can’t understand why she stays at the Beeb – far too intelligent and probably has to bite her lip every time some cretin autocue reader asks her to explain what quantitative easing means.

  189. 189
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair the wall to wall coverage for Ken has been going on for several weeks now so Polling day would not appear any different than any other during this time

  190. 190
    Jonathan says:

    So, another thicko journalist called Stephanie employed by the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation. Must be the name – the BBC’s Business presenter Stephanie McGovern on the Breakfast Programme is just as thick – and sounds it with her ghastly accent. Mind you, she’s in good company with the anodyne Turnbull and the mentally challenged Susanna Reid (she of the plunging necklines and rising hemlines). Thank God the idiotic Williams creature decided to stay in London for the sake of her family.All part of the general dumbing down by the BBC.

  191. 191
    Gruniad hack... says:

    No it’s not, it’s (SNIIIIIFFFF!) mine!!!! I’mback,I’mgreat,yesmypiecewillbeinontime,anditwillbegreat,brilliant,betterthanyouaskedfor,MrRusbridgerSIr!!!!!


  192. 192
    John Major's Underpants says:

    2 hour queue?

  193. 193
    Theresa May says:

    Me and Stephanie have been trying to arrange a lunch date for some time now but for some reason we keep missing each other.

  194. 194
    Mars Attacks says:

    Shouldn’t think too many people would be that interested anyway, after Flying Spittle Ed had emptied his Shadow Chancellor up ‘er, in my opinion.

    Didi she remember to swallow on time?

    Not sexist – frankly they wouldn’t do rubber gob Ed either.

  195. 195
    Muḥammad ibn Mūsā al-Khwārizmī says:

    Divide and multiply.

  196. 196
    Anonymous says:

    Stephanie Flanders should have voted in Tower Hamlets, Polling Stations have been open all week & they still have plenty of spare ballot papers!

  197. 197
    WVM says:

    Silly boy.

  198. 198
    Gordon Brown's Expense Sheet... says:

    Just for Steph, and indeed Fatbot:

    You’ll be singing along, trust me!!

  199. 199
  200. 200
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    Not as bad as Moira Stewart and her gueeeeeeriiiiiillas – and no I don’t mean her girlfriends.

  201. 201
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    “It was on the Wednesday evening that Flanders tried to vote

  202. 202

    Increase your medication.

  203. 203
    Lord Effingham says:

    Probably to give his brain a chance to catch up with his gob.

  204. 204

    If he was really in the special educational needs bracket, he’d be on the Opposition front bench.

  205. 205
    just asking says:

    Did you really just claim she was ” far too intelligent”?

  206. 206
    GWF Hegel says:

    I’m still pondering the implications of being metaphysically f*cked.

    Is it that Ed Balls thinks: what it would be like to f*ck us all or is he thinking, “if there were anyone there, would I f*ck them ?”

    Quite likely he turns over and Yvette gives it to him hard with the strap-on.

  207. 207
    Soon to be Bust Tax Payer says:

    Bang on her reports are dire, ranging from the obvious to obsolete in equal measure. The BBC reporting on economics generally is very poor even Channel 4 do better!

  208. 208
    jgm2 says:

    If Ned Balls or Ned Miliband had made an honest woman of her could we now call them Ned Flanders?

  209. 209
    Soon to be Bust Tax Payer says:

    Of course not even what passed to ‘social mobility’ 30 years ago has now ended. The elites have ensured that all the key parts of the media, politics and finance are within a small circle of familes and their fuck buddies. This applies even more so at the BBC

  210. 210
    Stefanny Flounders says:

    I turned up for work at the BBC but I found that the Tories had closed it down in 2014. Anyone else had this problem?

  211. 211
    A Dimbleby says:

    And didn’t we all laugh? Not laughing now.

  212. 212
    Phwoar says:


    I would though.

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