May 3rd, 2012

+ + + Coulson and Brooks at Leveson Next Week + + +

Coulson on Thursday, Brooks Friday. Any bounce Dave is hoping to get from a win in London could be short-lived as a result. Peter Oborne reports that there were “dozens” of texts between the Prime Minister and his flame haired friend. Will she exact revenge for his disloyalty?

As for Coulson, well there’s a man with some scores to settle with News Corp…


345 Comments

  1. 1
    Joy! says:

    Popcorn time!

  2. 2
    nudge nudge says:

    I haven’t been following closely, but hasn’t this now been done to death?

  3. 3
    Neville Thurncoat says:

    excrement + whirly air circulation ?

  4. 4
    Ampers says:

    Three buckets please, this may take some time!

  5. 5
    Louise Mench MP - Internet Tsar says:

    I’m young, beautiful and talented!

  6. 6
    All of the press (exc NI) says:

    move along nothing to see here

  7. 7
    Its always the quiet ones says:

    She looks a bit of a priggy bore to me, but you never can tell…

  8. 8
    do me a favour says:

    I’m far more interested in the links between Labour and NI from 1997 onwards, when the Labour party thought Murdoch was a fit person to cosy up to.

  9. 9
    BBC says:

    The years 1997-2010 are an urban legend

  10. 10
    entendre says:

    ““dozens” of texts between the Prime Minister and his flame haired friend.”
    Dave was using a Blackberry and Trigger a Horseradish?

  11. 11
    Gordon Brewn says:

    I have a dangleberry

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    Surely NI will now be out to get labour after Twatsons outburst.

  13. 13
    William Power says:

    Cameron’s a gambling man. Surely she was only passing on racing tips.

  14. 14

    Danger! Danger! Unpleasant reference that might cause hurt feelings.

    Disconnect your modem, unplug your computer and turn yourself in to the nearest correctional facility for 56 days.

  15. 15
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    The horse is dead. I was going to say “it depends how funny the texts are”. but any text from dave can’t be beyond parody and inuendo.

  16. 16
    Andrew Jones says:

    Poor Dave just can’t get a lucky break.

    Every time he has some good news, something bad comes his way and everyone forgets.

    I’m starting to feel sorry for the chap. Maybe he should just give it up and return to PR or something.

  17. 17
    Ex-Tory says:

    Nobody outside the political/media/celebrity bubble gives a monkey’s.

  18. 18

    BBC TIMELNE

    Churchill – 1900 – 1945
    Atlee 1945 – 1969
    Heath 1970- 1979
    Thatcher – 1979 -2010
    Cameron 2010-

  19. 19
    maggie the dog says:

    We can only hope, or will they throw a cluster bomb and take everyone out .

  20. 20
    Old School Tie says:

    Dave’ll be alright. Charlie Brooks is his best friend. They’ve known each other since school.

  21. 21
    Monkey Giver says:

    I Do

  22. 22
    Its always the quiet ones says:

    So I am not allowed to mention the Alicce in Wonderland hair, then?

  23. 23
    Cashier Cameron says:

    Cameron’s behaviour suggests that he’s aiming to fix the result of the May 7th fixture in 2015. Has he backed himself to lose ? We should be told.

  24. 24
    ToryWanker says:

    Boris for PM – wouldn’t make much difference but at least PMQ’s would be much more fun!

  25. 25
    The BBC says:

    We will not be beaten, we are the real seat of power in the UK.

  26. 26
    do me a favour says:

    When Blair and the Labour party sold it’s repeated wars to a sceptical nation through the Murdoch press.

  27. 27
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Will she want revenge? Not methinks against husband’s old school friend. Against Liebour almost certainly: I predict lots of texts about PJ parties plus a refutation of Broon’s complaints about the publication of Fraser’s CF diagnosis.

  28. 28

    Mentioning the physical app/e/arence of a person.
    Associating the characteristics of a fictional character with a real person
    Implying thoughtless gender derivative ideas
    mocking and demeaning abuse.

    I don’t know if you realise quite how much trouble you are in.

  29. 29
    Flame-haired beauty says:

    I’m sure you’ll understand that I can’t say anything that may prejudice… well, actually, I can’t say anything.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    But didn’t she used to be married to prominent Labour supporter Ross Kemp?

  31. 31
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    He was 3 years above Cast Iron, I can imagine it suits Dave to pretend they were friends since school but it’s simply not true

  32. 32
    8 Ace - £1.49 says:

    You know, I rather think I would

  33. 33
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    I wonder if she’ll explain her husband throwing away a laptop / iPad and other assorted documentation into a bin in an underground carpark?

  34. 34
    Holly says:

    Incoming txt message..
    ‘Dave’. What you havin’ for dinner’?
    Reply…
    ‘ Chicken’.
    Reply…
    ‘Dave, I hate chicken’.
    Reply, ‘So do I but don’t tell Sam’…LOL.

    Is it this sort of bilge we are going to give our lugholes ‘honour’ of hearing about?
    I doubt very much they will be that enlightening, or show much about ‘murky’, ‘underhand’ deals, when they were meeting in person at various shindigs.
    Who knows they may not all be only to Cameron either.

  35. 35
    The EU says:

    Don’t get above yourself, remember who gives the orders around here these days.

  36. 36
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    Are they inviting the HORSE??

  37. 37
    Its always the quiet ones says:

    Of course, how you imagine Alice in Wonderland and how I imagine her may be very different, and I could even be one of those people who finds priggy bores particularly wonderful.

  38. 38
    Steve Miliband says:

    Dave seems quite relaxed that the Enquiry that he set up will see emails and texts he sent to Mrs Brooks. Suggests they must be tame

  39. 39
    Charlie B. says:

    It was an easy mistake, who hasn’t done the same thing from time to time?

  40. 40
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    “Not methinks against husband’s old school friend.”

    her husband who was thrown to the dogs along with his wife? Think the good will may have dissipated since then

    btw Mr Brooks was 3 years above Cast Iron @ Eton, so unless he was Charlie’s catamite I very much doubt they were school ‘friends’

  41. 41
    Horsegate says:

    According to this article Charlie’s old school friend is Alex Cameron, Dave’s brother. And Dave is trying to spin that he went riding with his old friend Charlie and not with his real friend Rebekah. As you say it suits Dave to pretend they were friends since school.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/phone-hacking/9141227/Horsegate-Questions-about-whether-Rebekah-Brooks-not-Charlie-is-David-Camerons-real-friend.html

  42. 42
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    This is where the BBC puts anything negative involving Labour. Allegra Statton has been at Newsnight for about 3 months now yet has still NOT done a negative Labour story.

  43. 43

    Boris ; i respond to the erm..erm…the…erm..erm..honourable..erm..wassisname..of the erm..whoever they are..the red party over there…I say.. that the assertion..that this government has wasted money is more than any rational human being could be expected to take. the …the..party..opposite..are serial money wasters. They are pecuniary stranglers. They are capital confiscators. They represent the very worst of a cash-convertor society, of the loosest moral financial disciplines.
    The leader of the …erm…them…would eat your wad. Wallop your wealth and whip your wage to build some awful, monolithic, bureaucratic, edifice to unproductivity.

  44. 44
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I think Boris is actually a Tory, I’m sure I heard him talk about “cutting taxes”

  45. 45
    The Grand Poohbar's Poodle's Flea says:

    As a wife of our British Prime Minister, Sam’s chicken is automatically beyond suspicion.

  46. 46
    Horsegate says:

    Mr Cameron is also reported to have signed letters and cards to Mrs Brooks “love David”, which again suggests a close relationship.

  47. 47
    who why what where when says:

    When is Levenson going to start looking at links between the former Labour Government and the Daily Mirror?

  48. 48
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    How do you know Dave’s state of mind on this?

    Can you confirm he’s relaxed because he isn’t running around in circles wringing his hands and shouting “Oh Shit, Oh Shit, I’m ruined, Rebekah’s going to fuck me over!”?

    Not sure he’d do that in public.

  49. 49
    who'd have thought it says:

    He needs to employ a decent press officer.

  50. 50
    just asking says:

    How did Blair and Brown sign their cards?

  51. 51
    a non says:

    It would be intriguing to know what questions core participants Watson and Bryant have asked / requested / demanded that Jay does not ask without stirring the pot concerning 1997- 2010 [that never occurred]

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:

    Why on earth is Leveson interviewing people who are facing criminal charges? Brookes lawyers have already put down a marker that she cannot get a fair trial. Is Leveson deliberately trying to sabotage prosecutions of Dave’s mates? Is this why Dave is so keen for Hunt to go there?

  53. 53
    Quisling says:

    Why would anyone be named after an Austin Allegra. Was she conceived in one?

  54. 54
    simon r says:

    Agreed stop anyone in the street / pub / supermarket and ask for their opionion and they will say they don’t give a toss. It is just a Labour smokescreen to hide the fact that they have no answers on anything.

  55. 55
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Yep and they used to nob around with prominent Labour Ministers and the odd Labour PM. So no change of loyalty needed when Cameron showed up on the radar.

  56. 56
    Muslims are destroying this country says:

    Let’s call a spade a spade: Respect is a criminal outfit populated by rancid, violent muslim thugs. Galloway is a disgrace.

    The Evening Standard reports on voter intimidation at Tower Hamlets.

    It was feared today that activists were “harassing” potential voters. Mr Smith said: “I came down here at about 10am and there were at least 20 Labour and Respect activists handing out leaflets just outside. Election rules state very clearly that each party is only allowed one teller outside each polling station, the rest must be a safe distance away.

    “I complained to the official inside and when I came back out the Respect guy started mouthing off to me. When I told him what they were doing is not allowed, he threatened to punch my lights out.

    “It’s amazing that this is still going on around here. The groups that gather outside are very intimidating. With all the problems we’ve had in Tower Hamlets this is the last thing we need.”

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/mayor/police-call-for-reinforcements-at-tower-hamlets-polling-station-fracas-7711502.html

  57. 57
    The IMF says:

    Now we have the UK Taxpayer Oiks money you’ll soon come grovelling

  58. 58
    simon r says:

    brilliant, spot on – all it needed was something about greek / roman history and it would be perfect

  59. 59
    Steve Miliband says:

    would be arguing against disclosure?

  60. 60
    Sorry I can't answer that says:

    As they are under Plod watch it will be a very narrow line of questioning but they have booked Wade in for a full day.

  61. 61
    Steve Miliband says:

    In the case of Brown, crayon

  62. 62
    BBC says:

    Sorry but you lost us at looking

  63. 63
    Ken Livingstone says:

  64. 64
    Engineer says:

    You’re in the minority – Ex-Tory is correct. Out in the real world, most people either don’t give a **** anyway, or are looking at the way the politicians and the media are banging on about this and becoming even more contemptuous of same than they were.

    The economy is in a mess. Unemployment is high. Inflation is still above target. The Euro is teetering on the brink. We seem to be nearer major armed conflict in the Middle East than we have been for a decade. It’s now been confirmed that A-levels have been dumbed down. We have the wettest drought in living memory. All the political class can manage is a spat about few celebs phone messages?

    What planet are our supposed leaders on, exactly? It damn well isn’t the one I’m trying to get by on.

  65. 65
    Answers on a postal vote says:

    1. To queer the pitch

    2. Yes

    3. Yes

  66. 66
    Peppers Ghost says:

    But apart from that what is wrong with them

  67. 67
    Quisling says:

    QI Prat living off repeat fees

  68. 68
    Quisling says:

    modded

    QI Prat living off repe@t fees

  69. 69

    And even using a crayon, I still went through the card, the pad, the blotter and carved the message into the desk beneath, apparently.

  70. 70
    Olde Tymer says:

    Her dad was dyslexic; he wanted her named Algebra.

  71. 71
    Eye Spy MP says:

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    What a Gent. I’d love to hump her satchel around

  73. 73
    simon r says:

    FROM THE EVENING STANDARD LIVE BLOG…

    Miranda Bryant finds one of Ken’s neighbours who is “desperate” to vote Livingstone – but forgot to register.

    Fitzgerald Samuels, one of Ken’s neighbours, likes the Labour candidate because he “smiles all the time”.
    But he has just discovered he is not registered to vote.
    Mr Samuels, 62, a TfL worker, said: “I was trying to vote for Ken because he’s very nice and smiles all the time.
    “Technically he could win but a lot of people are saying that Boris will win, hopefully Boris won’t mess it up this time and he’ll do what he said he was going to do.”

    LABOUR VOTERS ARE JUST SUCH FUCKWITS AREN’T THEY ?

  74. 74
    Gonk says:

    Tribal blindness fever. Almost impossible to cure.

  75. 75

    Another +1! I’m losing the will to live – someone say something I disagree with quickly, PLEASE!!

  76. 76
    The Watson Watcher. says:

    There isn’t anyone more odious than Tom (Billy Bunter lookalike) Watson.

  77. 77
    Olde Tymer says:

    He said yesterday – see comments on earlier Guido threads – that he was minded to delay any further investigation into any Press previous misbehaviour for at least 18 months. He’s already trying to kick the ball into touch and the players have not even arrived at the ground yet. He will need watching carefully to make sure he does not get away with it. The other Labour brown-nosing papers and the BBC are in need of a good kick up their jacksies too.

  78. 78

    Assuming Gina Yashere has followed up on her promise that’s Ken into double figures.

  79. 79

    Are you sure he didn’t refer to “C.unting taxes” – when he was talking to c.unting Ken?.

  80. 80
    ???????? says:

    I think you’ve misunderstood the purpose

  81. 81
    Olde Tymer says:

    Wags, wegs, wigs, w*gs and wugs used to begin at Dover.

  82. 82
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Maybe. But I still don’t know what sort of a parallel universe it is where a conservative politician makes up a bus.

    I was under a strange delusion that any conservative after 1974 would think that private bus companies should make the decision.

  83. 83
    Olde Tymer says:

    I ordered a full frontal lobotomy and all I got was a full bottle in front of me. Hic, now where’s that X go?

  84. 84
    Australian hilarity says:

    I can’t believe this didn’t make it onto this site. It was shown on Brillo’s programme. Prepare yourself for the most sycophantic politician ever.

  85. 85
    Olde Tymer says:

    Didn’t Boris sat he was going to fully automate the tube lines so all these pesky front end of the train operatives would no longer be required?

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    nice

  87. 87
    The Grand Poohbar's Poodle's Flea says:

    Er, we saw this the other day on this site.

  88. 88
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    The Middle East might not be the only place to have a major armed conflict. I wouldn’t be surprised if we see rebellions and civil wars in several EU nations in a few years’ time. At some point, the people might just decide they’ve had enough shit from the political classes.

  89. 89
    rick says:

    Don’t blame the Muzzies. They were invited here with open arms by successive British governments (that’s right, the ones you voted for).
    Any complaints from the indigenous population were routinely dismissed as the ravings of “toy town Nazis”.
    Enjoy the result and stop complaining.

  90. 90
    simon r says:

    Good – at least he now has one person’s shoulder to cry on come Friday night.

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    anyone else having issues posting?

  92. 92
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I thought Alan Davies had a ounce of common sense… clearly not !

    What an asshole.

  93. 93
    Cort Shaught says:

    There really are not enough Gents around these days

  94. 94
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    yes

    in the context of the ‘most transparent government in history’ trying to cover up emails and texts between himself and a tabloid editor would make things so much better wouldn’t it?

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    I’m glad I listened to the world at one on radio 4 before voting. I was going to vote for Boris but after hearing that the conservatives are responsible for the a mess this country is in and that it was nothing to do with the great leader g brown I voted for ken.

    Democracy is strengthened by having party political broadcasts in favour of labour on election day before the polls close; having them for any other party would weaken it.

  96. 96
    Everyone in Sylhet says:

    No, we posted our votes in last week

  97. 97
    Circumstrated says:

    Stop being coy n take it like a man

  98. 98
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    yes

    when ever the question of Dave’s credibility or behaviour comes into question mouthing off about the disaster that was Mcdoom and Bliar conveniently ends the conversation right?

    twat

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope she reveals all her messages/texts from Wet Dave. After all he went to the USA to avoid being around when she was arrested. Now that’s support from a friend. One can only imagine that Osborne/Cameron tapped up Coulson to be their news man not the other way around. Once more, let’s hope he shows the same loyalty to them.

  100. 100
    Raving Loon says:

    I’m probably not the only one here who knows who Ron Paul is, or who has seen this video:

  101. 101
    Waltham Forest Council says:

    We agree. You can’t have too much democracy on polling day. Last time, we made sure the Labour party benefitted from a 125% turnout at the polls in the High Street Ward. This time the council is playing it more low key (it the cuts, you know) and are delivering a newpaper to people on pollling day extolling the virtues of the council and reminding people what the Labour candidate for the GLA, Councillor Liaquat Ali, looks like.

    http://archipelago-of-truth.blog.co.uk/2012/05/03/council-canvasses-for-labour-party-on-polling-day-13620474/

  102. 102
    The Met Cowboys (Combining The Skills of SO19 & Mounted Branch) says:

    Anyone want a horse?

  103. 103
    Gonk says:

    Go on, say it ! You know you want to.

  104. 104
    Urban Cottage says:

    I thought the building programme would improve vastly under Mandleson.

  105. 105
    BBC News says:

    We would just like to point out that no Labour government ever had any dealings whatsoever with News International or the Murdoch family.

  106. 106
    dr. sipp says:

    if camerons texts are anything like mine—hes fooooked

  107. 107
    Clifton Fields says:

    Could he have been his fag?

  108. 108
    Dave's friends and colleagues in the nick says:

    Dave don’t half have some dodgy acquaintances.

    Mr Brooks.. arrested
    Mrs Brooks.. arrested
    Andy Coulson.. arrested
    Chris Huhne.. arrested

  109. 109
    Anonymous says:

    When is the inquiry into the sinking of the Titanic going to realise that he should be addressing the issue of how many other ships are lacking sufficient lifeboats and stop focussing on the completely irrelevant freezing to death of more than 1,00 people in the icy waters of the north atlantic, with the notable exception of kate winsletm, who was saved of course after her romantic yet cold interlude with blah blah

  110. 110
    Really? says:

    I thought Alan Davies lived out in Essex.

  111. 111
    Widescreen2010 says:

    That is the standard Tory line as spouted by Barroness Warsi etc.
    But it is just not true.
    This level of corruption and collusion is rightly fascinating.
    Pass the popcorn and keep it coming.
    I’m praying for a spectacular ending.

  112. 112
    fgm, homophobia, antisemitism & BBC comedy dept cheques says:

    Alan Davies. Nope, not funny. Try again.

  113. 113
    Britain a now ruined country. says:

    I have definately had enough of the ruination of this country now – just how long do you think it would be before there was a civil war here especially if the thin blue line decide they too have had enough of the decimation of their force? Two days is my estimate.

  114. 114
    Censorship says:

    That’s right for at least 30 years it was put about that people who wanted to control immigration were racists. It was not even allowed to be discussed on the BBC.

  115. 115
    Tower Hamlets says:

  116. 116
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Rebecca Brooks first target will be Tom Watson, followed by Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband. Cameron comes a long way down the list.

  117. 117
    Ken rolls out the heavywieghts says:

  118. 118
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Huhne a friend of Cameron’s? Have you banged your head?

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    You gotta love these ex public schoolboys with chips on their shoulders. I bet he still wears a Che t-shirt.

    Lefty wanker!

  120. 120
    Instant dismissal says:

    They must be disqualified immediately. That is the only action that will stop intimidation at the ballot box recurring. Where do they think they are, P’kistan?

  121. 121
    Baroness Warsi says:

    Excuse me I don’t spout, I sprout. On my soon to be released cookery programme

  122. 122
    The BBC airbrushing the years from history says:

    That’s the spirit

  123. 123
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Could someone at the BBC remind Stephanie Flanders to vote today, or has a labour limousine picked her up already.

  124. 124
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I think we’re all going to be disappointed.

  125. 125
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    As if I need anymore reasons not to vote for the slimy ponce.

  126. 126
    Peppers Ghost says:

    Obviously reinforcements needed. To the suspension

  127. 127
    Anyone but livingslime says:

    Who’s we?

    Do you meen the socialists?

  128. 128
    Mo's Taxis says:

    On the way down now mate, from Salford. Be there in 5-10 minutes

  129. 129
    Bored now says:

    I, too, thought it was all over. FFS, Fatty Fat-fuck Fatson’s book’s out, so what point is there in dragging this out any longer?

  130. 130
    Davey Cameron's bumsex army says:

    No surprise that Kate survived – no lack of buoyancy there

  131. 131
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Cheers Mo.

  132. 132
    Weybridgeman says:

    Taxi for Mr Cameron!

  133. 133
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    So what we are saying is that She is Not a Ginger C-nt

  134. 134
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    Why is my Prime Minister e mailing this person from work?

    She is only the wife of one of his old school chums.

    Other than this and a love of horses they do no appear to have anything else in common.

    I find it all very strange.

  135. 135
    I don't need no doctor says:

    The BBC is wetting itself over passenger delays at Heathrow passport control. Could it be the lazy fucking union members that cause the delays. Of course this fact will be deliberately missed by the BBC.

  136. 136
    nellnewman says:

    Well there’s been a complete absence of labour mp’s cheering ken on so I suppose she and galloway are the next best thing.

    Is there any tax deductible champagne on that battle bus?

  137. 137
    D. Abbott MP says:

    Hey I’m first

  138. 138
    Subverting democracy, one of Labour's effnic postal voter says:

    We have been votings on Stephanie’s behalf several hundred timeses.

    Purely so she will nots be havings to go out in street like naked whore without burqa, you understands.

  139. 139
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Which one is the comedian?

  140. 140
    A cabbie says:

    It’s not ‘cos of yer colour, love; it’s because you’re fat and ugly.

  141. 141
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Well done Davies, another wealthy psuedo labourite. What’s the name of your tax dodging company?

  142. 142
    BBC says:

    The persecuted brothers at border control need a 4 hour break every 20 minutes. Serving lots of customers with a cheery smile is hard you know.

  143. 143
    Towselled and free as the wind says:

    Maybe she dyes it?

  144. 144
    big flobbin pigmunter says:

    cakes, sex, cakes…
    oh my she is hilarious…

  145. 145
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Are any of these C-nts going to get charged with Mmm!! Black mail?
    Cause if you Know something and hold it over them., Maybe a bit of Gay activity at the local Mens toilets etc. etc.
    Wasn’t it a bit strange how KENNEDY had his Alcoholic ways blasted across the PRESS for daring to mention that he didnt think it was a good idea to Invade IRAQ.
    And the Other Ginger guy had an apparent Heart attack for going against the WAR. probably brought on by the same heart attack that Smith had to get BLIAR into Power.
    Interesting Theory for those conspiracy theorists out there.

  146. 146
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Be still, my heart…

  147. 147
    A man in a chair says:

    Whilst I generally pin the blame for the mess on the imbecile that is Theresa May, you may have a point. Dave should have sacked all civil servants who are members of unions, just to be on the safe side. It would have also gone a long way to reducing the deficit.

  148. 148
    Pedro says:

    There is an old gypsy saying that you should never look a gift horse in the mouth.

    I thought I would share this with you all although I do not have a clue what I am talking about.

    In fact people say I am mad because I have even been known to throw top of the range laptop computers into public dustbins.

  149. 149
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    No, Who’s on first, What is the name of the man on second…

  150. 150
    sack em all says:

    didnt it all go swimmingly the other week when the staff were on strike?

  151. 151
    A man in a chair says:

    Neither.

  152. 152
    Its a very wet place says:

    Bangladesh. They left Pakistan because it wasn’t democratic enough.

  153. 153
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I’ve checked the BBC records, and there was not a single passenger delay at Heathrow between 1997 and 2010. However since the coalition government delays are too numerous to mention. The BBC can find no evidence of lazy fucking union members not working hard enough.

  154. 154
    hey ho, whats up says:

    Authorities still looking for cause of chemical odor in central Israel

    http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/authorities-still-looking-for-cause-of-chemical-odor-in-central-israel-1.428021

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    Be in no doubt about it Steve M; just remember that revenge is a dish best served cold.

  156. 156
    Quisling says:

    If the government could ever get its sh1t together with IT, we could replace most of border control with biometrics as easy as replacing underground ‘drivers’

    But that is just asking for to much I suppose

  157. 157
    not a machine says:

    I would think I will catagorise these elections , as a bit of a one for the artists of politics , bit of a political cliff hanger in some respects and perhaps some lag in what labour did , we shall see as some of the results roll in although , London not done until sunday .
    Other than that after this round I think it is me done , no point in trying , to get any sense into the system , if they make it all uphill and anti democratic and turn my values into a theme park , if the masters of wonk want it that way , to its bitter conclusion so be it .
    If ken ends up opening the olympics , i can only conclude that the Torys have strategically lost some time ago .

  158. 158
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I like the cut of your jib.

  159. 159
    Eco-mongs should be used for fuel says:

    “Chris Smith, standing for the Greens .. claimed that one activist threatened to “punch his lights out””

    I think that’s a perfectly understandable reaction when encountering a member of the Green Party.

  160. 160
    Its a very wet place says:

    Did you know your name is an anagram of doper?

  161. 161
    Quisling says:

    It’s not David Milliband cleaning up d0g p00 is it?

  162. 162
    The Falafel says:

    Who gruffed?

  163. 163
    David One-term Cameron says:

    I know you all want me to support the Indian Space Program’s effort to establish a new call centre on the moon. Vote for my party and get Conned again.

  164. 164
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    But do you do a

  165. 165
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    He just wants Stephen Fry to let him win on QI

  166. 166
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    turn?

  167. 167
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I really think my Prime Minister should have made it perfectly clear and been entirely open as to what exactly is his relationship with this woman.

    The only person I feel sorry for is that Mrs Cameron as she has done nothing wrong and slaves away in that flat above the office looking after his children.

    I do not know how she puts up with him and his temper tantrums.

    She has my sympathy.

    When my Prime Minister eventually explains what the hell has been going on I
    hope he does so under oath. As he pointed out to that Mr Milligan last week the truth always sounds better when it is given under oath.

  168. 168
    Hopeless Romantic says:

    I think Rebekah Brooks is quite the flame-haired beauty, which fills me with all the more sadness that she was lost to the dark side.

    Redeem yourself rebekah! Spill out all the secrets you hold about the rotten cabal that misrules us.

  169. 169
    Ah! Monika says:

    We’re All In This Together………….too right.

    NHS Doctors ordered that they MUST attend to illegal immigrants needs FOC

  170. 170
    A man in a chair says:

    Theresa did get rid of a few of the staff, and then tell them they had to check every detail of everyone passing through the gates, so delays don’t surprise me too much.

    Two questions spring to mind: (a) are the staff now checking details too slowly, to create delays and therefore safeguard their own jobs “you can’t sack us, look at the queues!”? and (b) from 1997-2010, were they simply letting people go straight through without checks? Which might explain the million+ illegal immigrants in Britain.

  171. 171
    Taxi driver says:

    I had that missing girl MD in here yesterday.

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    It is still not allowed by the beeb.

  173. 173
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I must admit I thought it was a parody of an unbelievably sycophtic politician, when I first saw it and thought it was quite a good spoof. It was gobsmacking to discover that he was for re@l and people had actually voted for the clown.

    Labour MP’s, are as shite there as here it seems.

  174. 174
    A man in a chair says:

    Theresa did get rid of a few of the staff, and then tell them they had to check every detail of everyone passing through the gates, so delays don’t surprise me too much.

    Two questions spring to mind: (a) are the staff now checking details too slowly, to create delays and therefore safeguard their own jobs “you can’t sack us, look at the queues!”? and (b) from 1997-2010, were they simply letting pe*ople go str*aight through without che*cks? Which might explain the million+ il*legal im*migr*ants in Brit*ain.

  175. 175
    PC Pinkerton says:

    I do like that Gordon Brown, such a thrifty family man

  176. 176
    Quisling says:

    WHAT… link please?

  177. 177
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    It is unlikely that this will find its way into our news bulletins.

  178. 178
    NHS hospitals = deathcamps says:

    Do the illegal immigrants know exactly what they’re letting themselves in for?

  179. 179
    She could also redeem herself by says:

    Letting me pump my jizzum down the back of her throat.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Unfunny tramp-biting ex public schoolboy.

  181. 181
    Johnny Black and Blue says:

    Who’s the fleshy toff with port burn on cheeks behind Crystal Tips? Looks a right twat!

  182. 182
    Legal Beagle says:

    Mr and Mrs Brooks have both been arrested

    They are out on bail

    There are pending criminal proceedings against them

    How the hell can Levinson and his legal comboys intervene now without interfering in the criminal proceedings in suich a way that the Brooks can claim a mistrial ?

    Or is this a deliberate way to muddy the waters and get them off the hook ?

  183. 183
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Careful, you are getting too near the truth.

  184. 184
    Fair and balanced says:

    Guido

    You write as if these Brooks are just anyone turning up at Levison

    They have been arrested for obstruction of justice along with the head of security (sic) of News International

    They have paid bail

    Dave has been frollicking for years with people (old Etonian and his wife in this case) who may soon easily be behind bars as common criminals

    Even Mandelson did not do that…

  185. 185
    Citizen Murdoch says:

    I did say before Leveson that I had spent “hundreds of millions of dollars” to “clear up this mess”

    If you know what I mean

    ROFL

  186. 186
    Gordons F(r)iends says:

    Goldman Sachs Banksters – Thanks Gordon for letting us suggest as your advisers that you sell all your gold at rock bottom prices – we made a killing. With entrapped nutters like Gordon in place and running the treasury – we just ouldn’t go wrong!

  187. 187
  188. 188
    Public Domain Published says:

    Try cross reading ‘Virtual Murdoch’ by Neil Chenoweth and Bruce Pages ‘Murdoch Archipelago’. Many a little contradiction lies in them books. Who Neil C – ‘bootled it / was bought off’ in the mid/late 70’s when Murdoch ought to have gone belly up in Queensland?

  189. 189
    George Osborne says:

    here’s a fine example of a company with its priorities right

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/9243791/Former-MG-Rover-workers-to-receive-3-compensation.html#disqus_thread

    fuck the workers its the directors who matter most

  190. 190
  191. 191
    Lord Mandelson of Brazil and Tangiers says:

    Tell me about it.

  192. 192
    Sir Keith Josephs Preserved Head says:

    Why do “showbiz” types support Labour en masse?

  193. 193
    Ah! Monika says:

    Let me know if you can watch this without wincing.

  194. 194
    George Osborne says:

    didn’t think Dave could text

  195. 195
    George Osborne says:

    I’m doing an especially good job

  196. 196
    Mirror says:

  197. 197
    Ofcom not fit for purpose says:

    Check out the original members of Ofcom; and how craven they were to the Newscorpions dirty ways throughout Bliars regieme… Note the merry-go-round of spineless cretins – Ed Richards, Lord Craven ….. etc

  198. 198
    Ah! Monika says:

    Only cottages

  199. 199
    David One-term Cameron says:

    Can anyone drop in ? Just a mo, I’ll get my hacking jacket.

  200. 200
    InIt says:

    Inter Milan beat Barcelona in the cup

  201. 201
    The Labour Party says:

  202. 202
    jgm2 says:

    The thought of Labour and Respect’s thugs in a intimidating the voters stand-off is fantastic. Just what we need. A nice split vote for Boris.

  203. 203
    Lou Scannon says:

    Must be Ken canvassing for votes.

  204. 204
    Olympic Hopeful says:

    Well, about this time every day I take a walk down the garden and jump in the swimming pool. Today all I have to do is open the back door!

  205. 205
    Selohesra says:

    Surely putting out unnecessary lights is a green energy saving policy and to be applauded

  206. 206
    Newswatch says:

    Potential new clues in the you know who case have been passed to British detectives on the fifth anniversary of her disapp3@rance.

    Logs of around 100 pieces of information sent to Crimestoppers have emerged that were never sent to investigators in Port gal or the UK.
    The logs contain details supplied by psychics and others who claimed to have dreamed what happened to u know who

  207. 207
    on the ball says:

    ronnies through….

  208. 208
    Mirror says:

  209. 209
    Mirror statement says:

  210. 210
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Not so sure Widescreen.

    Most people I know are worried about the future not the past and whether they will have work in the coming 18 months, the cost of fuel and energy, immigration and the economy.
    Not some slebs phone being hacked for gossip ten ye@rs ago.
    Of course for anoraks and obsessivs I’m sure it’s re@lly interesting, for more normal people, it’s nothing, not even a blip on the radar.

  211. 211
    from the global HQ the prime mincer says:

    I think you’ll find I did….

  212. 212
    Fat Polly at the Guardian says:

    Busses are for the proles.

  213. 213
    krazygang says:

    what about Reggie ?

  214. 214
    jgm2 says:

    Fuck the MG workers. When they had a job the lazy c*unts wouldn’t do it. They spent two or more decades grinding down the company and producing absolute pieces of shite with their fucking hands out demanding that we, the taxpayer, subsidise them to produce their utter crap. Crap that the c*unts wouldn’t even buy themselves. The day Michael Edwards (was it?) took over and banned non Leyland vehicles from the c*a*r park the place was deserted.

    If these c*unts want to take it out on anybody (although I agree that Phoenix Four crowd were nothing but a bunch of opportunist crooks) I suggest they go around to their fathers and their uncles and beat the shit out of them. Because they’re the c*unts who destroyed the company.

  215. 215
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So tell me Ed ith he a pwedator or pwoduther?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/may/01/ed-balls-brother-57m-pimco

    Looks as if one of the Balls brothers knows how to make money faster than the other would tax it.

  216. 216
    jgm2 says:

    It all the fault of the drought caused by global warming climate change.

  217. 217
    NHS hospitals = deathcamps says:

    I laughed more than I winced! (“I am good with technical stuff; I can even fix bicycles.”)

  218. 218
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Allegro, dear boy, Allegro. You don’t think Austin could a llegra over do you?

  219. 219
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Andy Coulson’s free, experienced and has all of the right contacts ………. whoops.

  220. 220
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Easy, they are emotional cripples, unable to think outside the herd mentality. It happens among people who pretend for a living. A massive guilt process kicks in when they get paid huge amounts to basically do what all children do, play pretend.

  221. 221
    Broadsword calling Danny Boy says:

    Now that Chris Huhne – he’s an honest chap you can always rely on.

  222. 222
    Tachybaptus says:

    Ah, The Two Reggies. Now that was a show. I really liked the episode with the hacksaw and the blowlamp.

  223. 223
    Rat's arse says:

    Love it Mr Quango.. thanks for the laughter :)

  224. 224
    just asking says:

    With a huge pay off?

  225. 225
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    he’s apparently a comedian. That presumably is a joke.

  226. 226
    Sir William Waad says:

    I also have a soft spot for my dear old chestnut mare.

  227. 227
    Marmite says:

    Everything is wrong with them Pepper, feckin everything.

  228. 228
    Sir William Waad says:

    All-aggro?

  229. 229
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I got one of those, dishonesty in form, word and intent.

  230. 230
    Marmite says:

    Davies the dickhe*d. Hope you held your nose you m*r*n.

  231. 231
    Sir William Waad says:

    Yes, this is one of the purposes of the enquiry. The other purpose is to come up with 94 pages of recommendations so that HMG can ignore any good ones and pick the one that says that all newspapers must have their content approved in advance bythe Ministry of Truth.

  232. 232
    The wrong Miliband says:

    Hod your doth and vote for the parathite party.

  233. 233
    cityferret says:

    jolly nice if you can get it….did his brother give him the leg up ?

  234. 234
    extraordinary rendition says:

    They should waterboard cuddle cat.

  235. 235
    A Bus Driver says:

    Everybody else move to the rightbside of the bus before it tips over!!

  236. 236
    Chinaman says:

    As part of our plan for world domination we have bought one of your favourite breakfast cereals. From now on it will be known as

    “Leetabix”

  237. 237
    An overpaid water company executive says:

    Somebody recently told me that I should put the plug in the plughole when I have a bath!

  238. 238
    maggie the dog says:

    Old klingon proverb

  239. 239
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Dave’s got credibility? Seriously, what planet do you tribal tossers live on?

  240. 240
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Must say my local polling station seems much busier than I’ve seen it before.

    Has anyone checked for thought control waves emanating from the television?

  241. 241
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    You re@lly are an obsessive loon aren’t you?

    WTF, why would anyone with a life bother with such tripe ? Helloooo, earth to unhinged loon, there are things in life far more important than Murdoch ever will be, haven’t you noticed everything around the world gradually going tits up?
    Thought not, you’ve been too busy in the basement with your tin foil hat on, obsessing about a very old man.

    Get another life, the one you have is driving you insane.

  242. 242
    A turkey says:

    must vote for Christmas ….. must vote for Christmas …..

  243. 243
    bob says:

    What’s your alternative and how much progress are you making with it?

  244. 244
    David swivel-eyed Cameron says:

    Mine is the greenest government ever – we haven’t got a fucking clue.

  245. 245
    How to bytch on the phone? says:

    Oh when the shoe is on the other foot.

  246. 246
    annette cuton says:

    Although I am on the electoral register I never got a polling card, never mind I expect somebody will save me the trouble and do it for me, several times.

  247. 247
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oh, sure, Ed Miliband is who I go to when I want to know all about noses, right?

  248. 248
    Beast of Brick Lane says:

    Consider it a done deal
    Insh Allah

  249. 249
    I don't need no doctor says:

    So Aviva shareholders have voted against bonus payments etc. to their executives.
    What about executives at the BBC. Surely they should have a massive cut to their salaries and expenses.
    Does the Channel 4 CEO’s cleaner receive a living salary.
    Does John Snow at Channel 4 have his salary paid through a company he has set up.
    Let all the hypocrites be outed. I wonder how many of the media have salaries paid through companies they have had set up. Answers are needed!

  250. 250
    Beast of BEIJING says:

    REETABIX MUDDA F UCKA!

  251. 251
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I don’t care, fuckers can queue for hours. If you don’t like it don’t come here.

    I don’t want to be blown up by some fuck wit who has been to a training camp in Pakistan or the Yemen.

  252. 252
    GCHQ says:

    Oooh, incitement to riot! We’ll pass your details onto SO13…

  253. 253
    Ah! Monika says:

    A professional golfer from Wales has been recognised for her role as a successful Muslim woman in sport.

    Err can we have a Christian one legged black lesbian in Sport award?

  254. 254
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ken sends a big thank you for your 25 votes. A minaret will be named in your honour – annette minaret – I think you will agree it has a certain je ne sais quois.

  255. 255
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Till she belted him around, after which, tempted to retaliate, Kemp was dissuaded by his mother and brother: “Don’t do it, Ross, she ain’t werf it!”

  256. 256
    Tony Blair says:

    I appear to have accidentally shredded all my texts

  257. 257
    annete curton says:

    Snip, crickle and plop.

  258. 258
    UK politics needs a giant enema says:

    Oppose the LibLabConfidence tricksters – give them the kicking they so richly deserve.

  259. 259
    Bird nest loafer says:

    I’m done scouring the horizon for a glimpse of any sighting of a non News International story on phone hacking/media abuse. Anyone know if Mirror Group are likely to attend to answer questions?

  260. 260
    illogical says:

    No problems
    Andy will keep his Coul-son and those expecting babbling Brooks are in for a disappointment. Has nobody spotted the obvious.
    Mr Slime has suddenly / coincidentally arrived back in town hoping to become Lord Slime and re-engage. With Andy And Bekka knowing where the bodies are buried for each and every party involved for the last 15 years it will be a Mexican standoff.
    Lots of denial, forgetfullness and general back scratching.
    Leveson will get his Leveson II and if he plays the game right, even a ‘Leveson – The return’ { The Magnificent Leveson] may be on the cards if Fox films are pleased. “The farmers win- They always win”
    Not one soul will receive any just desserts.

  261. 261
    annette curton says:

    Filth.

  262. 262
    Friggin Miss Miggin says:

    Something smells odd here, no wait that was last night’s asparagus.

  263. 263
    The Waltham Forest Returning Officer says:

    Isn’t it about time someone let me open the envelope with the result of the elections?

  264. 264
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    No, I mean people who can at least spell mean.

  265. 265
    cxdave says:

    You had one too did you Sir W?

  266. 266
    Dave's friends and colleagues says:

    An aquaintance or a colleague does not have to be a friend. But how many people that you are close to have been arrested and charged?

  267. 267
    Jethlo-Rotus-Brossom says:

    On the othel hand… five fingles! You see, I know yo’ yokes! No: seliousry. Flom now on: Awr Coln Frakes wi’ be flom Kerroggs; ‘Shledded Whea’ can sti’ be carred ‘Shledded Whea'; Qakle O’s wi’ sti’ be ab’e ca’ i’ ‘Pollidge’ (We rike when Folin Devirs have to pollidge! Is Chinese Yoke: velly ord!!); Sugle Puff lemain same (we go’ be calefur not upset Puffs – oh, so plecious! – no wan’ Rawlers… Soricitols! Ballistels!) – same wi’ Glape Nuts (they sti’ makin’ them? WHY??); Flosties lemain same – an’, o’ coulse, Lice Klispies: prenny plotein in them! Den, The Furr Engish Bleakfas: flied blead, flied (or glirred – is hearthiel!) Bacon, Sausage, Mushloom, hundled-yeal-ord’ egg (is ‘nothel Chinese Yoke! Is nothel Chinese Yolk: two fo’ plice one!)

  268. 268
    The BBC taking the piss out of the licence payers says:

    Don’t you now that the BBC pay the going rate for top talent? LOL

  269. 269
    Jethlo-Rotus-Brossom says:

    …might make more sense if seen as lepry to 223, above!

  270. 270
    The BBC Propaganda machine says:

    Can’t understand why the sheeple think the BBC is a nice kind Aunt and Rupes a wicked old man.

    I thought it was the BBC who sent thugs around sink estates entrapping single mums into signing statements that will give them a criminal record for life. And it was Rupes who just charge them for what they watched.

  271. 271
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Labour leaders are always right.

  272. 272
    BBC PROPAGANDA ENFORCEMENT DIVISION says:

    YOU WILL PAY!!!

  273. 273
    BBC News says:

    We’re watching you. Repeat that and it’s ISP data requests under anti-Terr0rism laws and 56 days inside for you.

  274. 274
    Homer Simpson says:

    What’s a jib?

  275. 275
    the BBC is communism in action. says:

    The BBC will resist pay per view until the pips squeek as they know their income would drop off a cliff when people have a choice of what to pay to watch.

  276. 276
    Question time live chat says:

  277. 277
    Steve says:

    What did the BBC HQ cover up ‘in cahoots’ with Mazars [See Mail On Sunday – “The Men from Mazars!” Published] in 2005 after an FOI Act application was launched on the BBC?

    BTW The e-mail and documentary evidence – still exists – just in case Lord Patten wanted to review the matter.

    Why did the BBC cover up the matter for a couple of years and who was buying time? The “evidence” will speak for itself and for a totally corrupted BBC – Totally Politicised just like every Police force in the UK during Tony Bliars Regime.

    P.S. The Crown would do well to start looking at Damian McBrides activities over the past 10 years.

  278. 278
    Hmmmm says:

  279. 279
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    I liked that line one of your posters used about the Bbbc yesterday: “supports more than it reports”.

    Spot on.

  280. 280
    nellnewman says:

    Well this is a uniquely British Inquiry. It is honour bound to be a whitewash and follow in the footsteps of other ‘notable’ Inquiries such as hutton and chilcot.

  281. 281
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s the scouser word for job.

  282. 282
    I don't need no doctor says:

    A jib is a forward sail on a sailing ship. The saying I like the cut of your jib basically means I like your style, it’s an old naval term.

  283. 283
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Exactly, the BBC got away by sticking their noses into how the ‘freeview’ system was setup.

    But I don’t care, the BBC should be told that it must go pay per view and people will have to buy a card or a decoder box (supplied by the BBC scum) if they want to watch.

    Of course the leftist scum won’t support that. Every day some bell end is allowed on to Radio 5 to claim that “I’d pay double for the BBC”.

    Well mongs you can do, but for those that think the BBC is a leftist piss hole, bye bye.

  284. 284
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So how will we know Boris has won?

    Easy, the BBC will ignore the vote or will get in lots of leftists to moan about “vote rigging” in London or “dirty tricks” by Boris. Ignoring the fact it was Red Ken who has simply got no support and is corrupt from top to bottom.

  285. 285
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Oh, do shut up, you dopey bint. If that’s the quality of students from “uni” these days, no wonder we’re fucked.

    I don’t have a licence either because I don’t have a TV. I told the fuckers so; the inspectors from Crapita came around; I let them have a nose around; they went away happy (not least because they had a polite welcome). Everyone’s happy – except the BBC. No more reminders. Get a life.

  286. 286
    Quisling says:

    Ta!

  287. 287
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Ah but the licence is for any device that is CAPABLE of receiving a live TV signal. In fact she needs a licence for the Playstation as I think that can also receive live TV?

  288. 288
    Stu says:

    Why the fucking hell won’t the Guardian hypocrites like White let you comment on the garbage they write? But of course the Guardian and the BBC are beacons of truth in this world dominated by the evil of Murdoch.

    Fat boy Watson is is only motivated by a desire to see justice done. God there’s only so much bullshit I can take.

  289. 289
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The answer is yes, most of the so called BBC talent are not PAYE and when challenged on Twitter refuse to comment.

    The BBC has been outed for doing exactly WHAT they accuse others of but for some reason won’t investigate themselves.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/9162706/Thousands-of-BBC-workers-paid-through-limited-companies.html

  290. 290

    This week on the Biased BBC’s Question Time show Mr David Dimbledor chairs a set up debate with a hand picked lefty audience from good old Londanistan.

    The panel includes:
    Work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith,
    Labour’s deputy leader Harriet Harperson,
    Former leader of the Libdums Ming Mong Campbell,
    Leader of the PCS union and all round Commie Mark Serwotka,
    And our very own Greek Arthur Daily of Dragons’ Den Mr Theo Paphitis.

    Starts 10:30pm, all are welcome :)

    Find us here —–> http://tinyurl.com/c5y9ppp

  291. 291
    Quisling says:

    You can use the BBC iPlayer app without a license (and 4oD etc)

  292. 292
    nellnewman says:

    How is twatson going to justify his existence when this boring murdoch rubbish has died out?

  293. 293
    Anonymous says:

    The Labour Party – subsidised by the unions, NOT implicitly by their members.
    The BBC – subsidised by the license fee on threat of imprisonment.
    The Guardian – part subsidised by a monopoly on public sector advertisements (surely illegal in any other democracy), and making an overall loss.

    A three pronged attack upon the freedoms of the citizens of the UK. Somebody should take these fuckers to court, they’re running little more than a protection racket based on mafia principles.

  294. 294
    annette curton says:

    doomed i tell ee, we are all doomed!

  295. 295
    Overblown says:

    The media just love talking about themselves.

  296. 296
    Gonk says:

    Can he fix a dodgy prostate ?

  297. 297
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    He’ll simply fall back on the Billy Bunter impersonations. It’s what he’s good at.

  298. 298
    annette curton says:

    They could you use him as a jack under an HGV wagon if a tyre needed changing.

  299. 299
    Tachybaptus says:

    They’ll just let the air out of him, roll him up and put him away in the attic until they need him again.

  300. 300
    nellnewman says:

    Well listening to hattieharpic and SirWot?ka we shall all die laughing

    I know nothing of dragonsden but ming and ids might give the biased proceedings some gravitas.

  301. 301
    nellnewman says:

    Perhaps he sees himself as a future Birmingham Mayor always supposing there’s a yes vote for one tonight.

  302. 302
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Isn’t she the one who’s too agitated and depressed to stand trial?

  303. 303
    Anonymous says:

    You should know that the BBC only stage such events to give the impression that we live in a democracy which doesn’t run a state broadcasting service that North Korea would be proud of.

  304. 304
    nellnewman says:

    when ken starts casting about the more radical parts of the middleeast for a lucrative tv broadcasting deal?

  305. 305
    Ken Leavingsoon says:

    Oi! That job is mine.

  306. 306
    annette curton says:

    Hmm, let the air out of him you say.

  307. 307
    Gonk says:

    Tie me to a tree and call me Ptolemy, not bleedin Harriet Harpyeagle
    and Iain Duncan ‘phlegm cough’ Smith again. Oh God British politics.
    I know, I’ll self harm or board up the attic, or cut my toe nails.

  308. 308
    Are we living in the North Korea of the west? says:

    The Labour Party – subsidised by the union bosses NOT implicitly by their members.
    The BBC – subsidised by the license fee on threat of imprisonment.
    The Guardian – subsidised by a mоnороly of public sector advertisements, which surely should be illegal in a fair and open market.
    Scotland – subsidised by us.

  309. 309
    Gonk says:

    They could use him as a prison hulk in the Thames basin.

  310. 310
  311. 311
    Anna Kissed says:

    “I know nothing of dragonsden”

    My God, do you mean I’m not alone?

  312. 312
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Will Duncan Smith be allowed to speak without continual interruption from Dimbleby – No.
    Will Harman be allowed to rant on and on making political points by Dimbleby – Yes
    Will Serwotka be the most hypocritical parasite in the UK – Yes

  313. 313
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Any ideas for a good way to do that?

  314. 314
    I don't need no doctor says:

    PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  315. 315
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Interstin C4 news had a spurious piece about a cleaner woh cleans Iain Duncan Smith’s office complaining about working for a pittence. It seems the cleaner left him a note (which seemed to be written by a someone other than the cleaner) begging for more money.

    I wonder if that will come up on QT tonight. Not that I’ll be watching the shit.

  316. 316
    Quisling says:

    Yes I know ’twas trying a joke!

  317. 317
    Anonymous says:

    FYI my IP address is 127.0.0.1

  318. 318
    The Tower Hamlets Election Lottery Rollover says:

    The polls are shut.

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  319. 319
    The BBC has a political agenda says:

    No, that is no longer correct. As long as you do not watch live BBC, a licence is not required. I would guess though that the hired licence enforcement goons do not explain this to their targets who confess to recording live BBC.

    There is no doubt that the BBC expanded into the internet in order to increase its income in the hope that watching is all that matters as far as a licence is concerned and this has been a total failure for them.

  320. 320
    Au Contraire says:

    Au contraire to “Dave’s got credibility” – anyone stating that kind of bull – needs an immediate psychiatric examination.

    All Dave has is a lifetime membership to the Bullingdon club.

  321. 321
    inside- out says:

    There is always one!

  322. 322
    ahh di dums to I remember you Hoo says:

    Miaoow – Mr You Hoo – a touch of raw nerves there. One is getting lots of pleasure watching The You Hoo mob – squirming like never before…

    Your Hoo Ha – childish blast has given renewed vigour to Murdoch bashing – thanks.

  323. 323
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The BBC love talking about News International.

  324. 324
    Anon. says:

    Davies the anti-semite. But I bet the BBC will let him off seeing as they are anti-semitic too.

  325. 325
    Abdual Khan says:

    But but but I be having 7 bags of da postal votes to be handing in?

  326. 326
    inside- out says:

    Nigerian couple,the solicitors letter was bound to be fake.

  327. 327
    Allegedly says:

    Allegedly – has Christopher Booker been sold a dummy by John Hemmings MP such that Hemmings is so suborned to the judiciary and Booker hence to the unlawful ‘Media laws’ (made up by bent judges to protect their trade)?

  328. 328
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    Only 125%? It’s 1250% in Tower Hamlets.

  329. 329
    EU Flag Burner says:

    I’m going to burn another EU flag in Bournemouth very soon – perhaps outside the Town Hall where they are all EUloons & Zioloons – but mostly they’re very old senile Knuts who need washing out to sea like the Bournemouth Surf Reef.

    F The EU – burn the lot of it – the sooner the better.

  330. 330
    Cardiff Prisoner Stacey says:

    Get stuffed Judge Charles – your a blackmailer and Kirk’s people have the evidence – and an invertebrate press keep silent – why’s that?

  331. 331
    blowingWhistles says:

    Please don’t forget Kevin Maguire – is a pillock – he’ll probably get Sly Baileys job ….

  332. 332
    Anonymous says:

    You slahg !

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    If there is any justice, yes please. I cant wait for watson to have the smirk wiped off his fat face !

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    we heard earlier that it is David Camerons brother who is charlies friend.

  335. 335
    annette curton says:

    A vacuum chamber.

  336. 336
    PC clitoris says:

    lets hope camoron has been stuck up the ginger bitches minge and their lass gives him a good kick in the bollicks.

  337. 337
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    It’s just a shame that he takes his role as the show’s ‘tame idiot’ so seriously that he carries it into the world once taping has stopped. As Larry Olivier famously remarked to Dustin Hoffman, ‘Why don’t you just try ACTING?’

  338. 338
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    It’s a project that cannot come to fruition for at least a decade, at least where the sub-surface lines are concerned. Getting the rest of the network fully automated will probably take well take the project into the next.

    Bob Crow’s cold dead hands will then have to be prised off the button marked ‘STRIKE’.

  339. 339
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    It has to be a Clarke and Dawe tribute: Australia’s finest.

  340. 340
    Synic says:

    The Westminster cesspit continues obsess about corrupt relations with the media. It was and is a fact of life due to the need to peddle fantasies to the sheeple and get re-elected in this crap democratic system. Meanwhile the deficit for yesterday was £300m. That’s five pounds extra debt for you personally dear reader.

  341. 341
    Forkbender says:

    I bet you enjoy a good gallop don’t you Sir Bill on your chestnut mare

  342. 342
    Forkbender says:

    NI is like a courtesan from times past gets into bed with those in power, but when their lovers power is on the wane, they jump into bed with the next potential power source, and of course they denigrate their former lovers, in would not do to stay with their old lover, could be very disadvantageous or even dangerous for their own interests

  343. 343
    Forkbender says:

    I should get that seen to immediately

  344. 344
    Snake-oil-salesman cum quack says:

    F O to SO19 and all its FTAC mates – suborned to the then Government of Labour

    The Police have been totally ‘politicised’ since at least 2002.

  345. 345
    Dr Kellys Ghost says:

    You’re not out of the woods yet Dugher – even if you have become an MP.


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