The men in tights at the Commons have come up with a solution to stop our elected Members beating each other up in drunken rages:
· a wider range of non-alcoholic drinks and lower strength beers will be provided in catering outlets
· staff serving alcohol would receive further training and support in refusing to serve customers when necessary
· at receptions and events where alcohol was served, glasses would be topped up less frequently
Guido has a better idea. Just remove the £5 million annual subsidy…