Men In Tights Skirt Around Issue
The men in tights at the Commons have come up with a solution to stop our elected Members beating each other up in drunken rages:
· a wider range of non-alcoholic drinks and lower strength beers will be provided in catering outlets
· staff serving alcohol would receive further training and support in refusing to serve customers when necessary
· at receptions and events where alcohol was served, glasses would be topped up less frequently
Guido has a better idea. Just remove the £5 million annual subsidy…
Erm, are our mps so unfit for purpose that they need guido on how to drink?
Tim, you meant to write “… need advice from Guido on how to drink…”
Perhaps he’s had a few already.
Probably an even better idea would be close ALL the bars, sell off all the wines, spirits and beers that should bring a tide sum of money, the HOC is supposed to be a place of work where the workforce are supposed to be clear headed while legislating, if they want to booze, OK, plenty of dives around HOP, when entering the actual house they should be breathalysed, any that fail, banned from entering the house until can can pass the test. It may sound harsh but airline pilots and railway engine drivers have to have some sort of test.
What’s up now, yes that means no hospitality beer, wines and spirits ie no freebies
+1000
Bettter Idea – make every MP undergo a full ‘psychiatric evaluation / test’ every six months to see if they are ‘fit for purpose’.
My highly paid accolytes, legion of friends and I as expert witnesses with the ability to lie with impunity (Thanks for that M’luds – brown envelopes in the post as per usual overriding objective) need the fees as our purposefulness in the secret family courts seems to be coming to an end – due to them damn peasents having found us out.
There’s big bucks to be made out of this one.
On a more legal note – how long does it take… no… is it going to take Carl G to ‘moderate’ Master Steve’s summary of why Hunt should be done for absolute and overt bias?
Guido doesn’t take that long to make a decision.
Wow Miaoooow the comment before unlegal was pulled rather quickly – raw nerves … touchy touchy subject matter Shrinks ‘n all their mates
theyre unfit for the office of MP
NURSE!!!!!! I’ve shit myself again – can I push it under the carpet???
ramping up the price of our booze whilst subsidizing their booze with our bloody money really is a c/unts trick
are our mps so unfit for purpose that they need guidohing on how to drink?
Not really, they just need a £5 million subsidy removed (without delay)
Here’s an even better idea: Just remove the bar.
Force the twats to drink with the Great Unwashed.
at the same prices they force us to pay
£5 million subsidy? The sleaze continues to grow. Shame on all of them, the robbing cnuts.
Shame is not something our MP’s understand.
I have no problem with cheap booze in Westminster. i just want to have some too. What’s good enough for my representaive is good enough for me. Taxes on alcohol should be abolished.
£5 million quid!!?? What are they on crack cocaine ffs?
Probably. It would explain a lot.
Has the price of booze ever stopped Guido? How long has the driving ban to go?
http://www.epicrun.co.uk/
What other place of work allows and funds boozing on site? Governance and the business of state is supposed to be of the greatest importance and yet those working in this institution are not only allowed to carry out the business of state under the influence of alcohol quite often they are pissed when attending votes. As we have to face ever more draconian restrictions on drinking what kind of message does it send out? One rule for them and one for us.
Even we don’t have video players anymore, and who would carry an old video around with them?
Looks like he’s had Mandy round to de-brief him!
Riiiiiiight.
Why did Gordon Brown break into Galloway’s house then?
To steal some charisma?
That’s the lamest excuse i have ever hear for a new wife finding a stash of porn.
“Once the gin bottle and gay video were found by his staff in one of his closets, it was realised another person was living in the property.” So George is a schizophrenic closet gay. Labour would welcome him back.
how did he know he was homeless?
Why would a homeless man carry a DVD? Dismal excuse.
Remove the subsidy by all means. However MPs are paid enough to buy too many full priced drinks. Offering a range of lower alcohol drinks won’t work unless the stronger ones are also banned from the Parliamentary estate.
You are talking complete tosh. You will be telling us we can only have sex with our wives next. Tosh, boaz.
Hear, hear!
Hear, hear!
Rear! Rear!
“with solution ”
Needs an *a* or *an* ?
Delete this comment when fixed.
“with an solution”
Yeah, that works fine.
Close the bars down altogether and let the troughing b*stards pay full price at a pub like everyone else. That goes for their subsidised meals as well. Let them p*ss off to the chippy, or in Militw*t’s case. Gregs Pie shop.
Close the bars down altogether & let the troughing b*stards pay the full price at a pub like everyone else.
That goes for the subsidised m.e.a.l.s. too. Let them p*ss off to the chippy, or in Militw*ts case, Gregs Pie Shop.
You can tell I was modded twice – but WHY? That’s what I wantg to know.
The office junior has a itchy finger
Grég perhaps? maybe he’s got an injunctíón
“prYce” pe@s off the modbot
And replace them with creches so that we can get more wimmin mps like Jack Dromey in.
QC = Questionable Claims in your case
Dear Guido Last night a 75 yr old lady ( an aunt ) asked me to check out prices of sewing machines on the internet for her. Today in the middle of your blog column, guess what, adverts for sewing machines. Good Bye.
Install Ghostery then and kill your Guido spyware.
Also Fírefóx and switch on DNT Do Not Track and also ádblóck
Oh, so that’s why I keep getting porn ads on this site now.
You haven’t got an ad for telephone sex with a 75 year old lady sewing machinst by any chance?
Another idea: stop being such a fucking wuss.
Those bastards just do not get it – why the hell should we taxpayers subsidise bars in Parliament?
WTF?
We need to lynch half a dozen of these bastards to get the rest of these public servants minds right.
We are not fucking tax slaves.
Couldn’t agree more Sandra, I’ve been modded TWICE for saying more or less the same thing. Maybe it was my comment that these greedy feckers should p..i..s..s.. of down the pub & chippie and pay the going rate for their m..e..a..l..s. and drinks.
Militw*t might like to go to his favourite p..i..e.. shop inste*d.
He could take Cameron with him
“staff serving alcohol would receive further training and support in refusing to serve customers when necessary”
This is ‘customers’ in the modern NHS sense of the word, isn’t it? In that the NHS doesn’t have ‘patients’, it has ‘customers’.
The reason I ask is because, if these drinks are being bought with our money, surely the MPs aren’t ‘customers’, they’re more ‘recipients’.
Isn’t it an offence to serve someone when drunk? And isn’t the barman/barmaid/barperson personally liable in the same way that a supermarket checkout operator is personally liable if they sell alcohol to someone underage or drunk? They don’t need training, they just need to enforce the law as it stands.
Oh, of course, we are dealing with MP’s here – the law doesn’t apply to them, does it?
Well it would be a bit like telling your boss that he is too drunk so you refuse to do what he says because he is drunk
Why should we pay taxes on booze at all? If the price of booze is too high for our lords and masters, it is too high for us. Abolish tax on booze now.
Why not make your own, you can make strong wines and spirits (it would be against the law for me to say how to make spirits)or fortified wines, a bit hit and miss but worth it
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Still-spirits-air-still-/110870973483?pt=Home_Brew&hash=item19d06ccc2b
“It’s air cooled so it uses no water for cooling – great for regions where water shortages are a problem”
Must be an old listing!
or an old Beetle?
>We are not fucking tax slaves.
We are.
You might be. I’m working on break-even.
Where is he I’ll give him one? Have him shaved and oiled and brought to my apartments.
Not me I’m non-res these past few years. And fucking loaded.
I think they’ll get most of it in the end.
Dunno about that: I’ve engaged Ken Livingstone as a tax consultant.
Why stop at lynching half a dozen of the bastards? Maybe we should lynch half of all the bastards in Parliament.
“why not just remove the subsidy?”
Isn’t that the same as removing the cheap alcohol from the Supermarkets and introducing a minimum price per unit?
It will never catch on as it’s never been done before.
Err, no it’s not the same.
One is paying, what you consider to be a fair price for a product freely available, in a free market.
The other is getting someone else ( the taxpaying public ) to subsidise your consumption of the same product, at a price that is unavailable to those paying the subsidy.
Or of course set the price at minimum price per unit then the bars would not need subsidising
>Isn’t that the same
No, not at all.
useless twats cant even drink properly and are so tight that taxpayers have to buy their rounds for them MPs really are the lowest leeches these days shame on the pathetic suited wankers
Yes Doris, these mps are supposed to be legislating for the people of this country, how can they do that if they are in a boozy fairy land
They think more outside the box, having said that a whips gristle up yerBum concentrates the mind wonderfully, it is intensely relaxing.
what image is created if you do a dot to dot on the blackheads on Watson’s back?
Probably Mctw*ts backside.
A bit of a Jackson Pollock, if you use the laser out of Goldfinger.
A bit of a Jackson Pollock, if you use the laser out of Go*ldfinger.
the symbol of the olympics
Watson has and is behaving with the greatest of hubris – I hope that his nemesis is soon swift and sure and preferably emanates from the Murdoch family.
High prices will not stop violent alcohol abusers like Eric Joyce, sad to say.
A new government symbol has been approved.
The government today announced that it is changing its symbol for Parliament to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance….
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
+10
And with a £5m subsidy, it comes well-lubricated.
Fatty Watson really is making an utter c u n t of himself on TV, the BBC are loving it though.
Richard ‘snorter’ Bacon was shouting on Radio that “Sky might be closed down”
The BBC would love that.
What gets me though is why the Tories defended Murdoch, he’s pissing all over them and not Labour even though Labour are the ones trying to bum fuck him.
Dave is having his revenge on Murdoch too. Without the Sun supporting Labour for the ten or twelve years prior to 2009 then they (Labour) would have found it a lot harder to destroy the economy, flood the country with third world im*migr*ants, garner support for their insane war in Iraq, stick the boot into the BBC when they needed bringing into line over Iraq etc etc.
They’d have been lucky to get two election victories let alone three.
Why should Dave support Murdoch? During the Reign of Terror he (Murdoch) stood down his reporters (if they were ever worthy of the name) and simply reprinted every word of a lie that emerged from Blair and Brown. Praised the economic lunacy to the rafters. And Dave knows that in another year or two, if it looks like the passage of time has worked its magic on the voters, then Murdoch will be back praising the likes of Balls and Miliband.
Nope. I don’t give a fuck about Murdoch. I’m more exercised by how Labour seem to be getting away with the entire period 1995 – 2009 when they were right up Murdoch’s arse and all this phone-hacking was taking place in lieu of any investigative journalism.
I like the idea of camoron getting his own back on Murdoch for those years using Liebour to destroy him, but I think that’s far too sophisticated an idea for a left wing green idiot like Camoron.
It’s very true that fatty Watson knows Liebore were aware of the hacking and did nothing about it whilst Murdoch was sucking their cocks.
But why don’t Tory MP’s kick up more of a fuss in the Commons about it? The Tory right seem to have totally gone missing in action.
I agree I don’t give a fuck about Murdoch, but I do give a fuck that the vile BBC is being allowed to piss its poison around at my expense.
“The Tory right seem to have totally gone missing in action.”
The Tory “right” are an urban myth, sure some tell a good story and some even sound believable. But when it comes right down to the tough stuff, the serious stuff, they just melt away to nothing.
The Tory right are now called UKIP.
No, those UKippers are the Tory wrong.
Ha, ha, smoggie, you wish.
Unfortunately for you, too many people don’t like Fabian Dave’s socialist ideas. You can try all you like to shore up the faithful like a good brain dead, party tribalist. But in the end, people see right through Cameron and his pathetic attempt to keep Labour’s authoritarian, big state, nannying, socialist legacy, alive.
Persuasive recruitment technique you have there – play the man not the ball. Probably explains the army of converts joining the Good Ship Farage. Scientology has more appeal than you lot.
Thing is Tom Bradby on ITV pointed out that Labour have declared war on Murdoch and they want to destroy him, yet Murdoch is fighting the Tory party.
WHY?
Because Labour are not in power, are politically irrelevent and ultimately can’t hurt him. The Tories are not acting like proper Tories, and I suspect that he is just provoking them in the hope that a proper one will come along soon. I think that Rupert misses Maggie.
Tom Watson isn’t fit.
All MPs should be micro-chipped. We need to know where they are and what they are up to at any given time – day or night.
The same result can be achieved with a low-tech solution known as a ‘dungeon’.
Preferably an airless one, with lots of rats.
Can we have them all castrated as well?
Can I pick their poo up?
We feed these t.ro.ug.hers, clothe them, house them AND furnish said houses. Christ, we even buy their bog rolls. Enough is enough. The greedy, grasping t,w,a,t,s!
Removing the subsidy would just increase the expense claim pro rata
Bunch of sponging troughers the lot of em
You know something, I have to feed, clothe, and house myself on my wages, so why shouldn’t they?
It looks as it Fatso Watson is overdoing it on his food expenses too.
W. Moatsnot (anag)
Surely the easiest way to improve Westminster’s sobriety is to elect 649 more of Gorgeous George’s co-religionists? (it would reduce the pork-scratchings subsidy, too…)
Aye. And do Guido’s job for him.
Minor drawback with that plan, sh-a-r-i-a and the wall of dark age insanity, that goes with it.
Will you lot stop it. You know I’m m.*ntal and can’t stop crying. Shame on you!
Who is the gut Lord marching? You need to cut down on your subsidised drinking and pay for it out of your salaries.
Simple no subsidy no bars and the tight fisted dishonourables will have to rub shoulders with normal folk and pay honourable prices.Which I am sure they can all well afford.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/cameron-punches-a-tramp-201205015179/
I despair.
Every time there is booze-related aggro, out comes the ‘beer too strong’ argument.
Utter bollocks.
We already have far too much weak, tastless beer. And too much fighting.
Proper, full-strength beer is the answer.
GBBF every year tons of heavily pissed up blokes. No fights.
Reason? They’re generally not wankers.
Football match, couple of wankers on karlin or fostas and fights all round.
Go to any rugby game – club or international. People drinking more than football fans including in the stands and in the ground after the game. Never a hint of trouble.
Perhaps it’s not the drink but the fact that a lot of football fans are violent morons.
It’s criminal behaviour that causes social problems not alcohol.
If courts doubled the sentence for criminal activity by drunks instead of using it as a mitigating factor for more lenient punishment. The number of drunks who used the excuse of ” I am sorry, I was drunk” would plummet. As would their criminal behaviour, once it became apparent that the excuse of drunkeness was socially unacceptable and they were looking at double the punishment, a sober criminal would.
I read the headline as ‘Men in Tight Skirts …’. Mind you, there are probably a fair number of these around the Palace of Westminster.
I have tight underwear
It reminds me that I still have nuts…whole hazelnuts you see
It is a criminal offence to serve someone with alcohol when they are intoxicated.
The landlord could lose his licence.
But the Commons do not bother with the law.
Is the Landlord a Lord?
Rather like Dunblane. One madman causes gross over-reaction.
Better to get MPs to wear cushions on their heads to soften the blows from ‘ nutters ‘
Especially when the person responsible should never have been allowed a firearms certificate in the first place. When West Midlands Police granted me one in 1991 they told me that even a hint of misbehaviour and I could lose it. We actually had a situation in the mid 90′s where if you got flashed by a speed camera you could lose your firearms certificate.
Yet a Scottish nutter with strong links to the local Labour Party and who was as straight as Gordon Brown is allowed to keep his ticket despite police reservations and then goes postal, killing a load of kids. End result, all firearms banned due to Scottish Labour Party corruption and the rest.
Aye. And dr*i*nk-dr*i*ving is a definite no-no if you don’t want some officious prick demanding your firearms be handed over.
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Rather like Dunb… lane. One madman causes gross over-reaction.
Better to get MPs to wear cushions on their heads to soften the blows from ‘ nutters ‘
I would never get tired of punching MPs
First two bottles of whisky free and a loaded revolver apiece, problems solved.
Yeah, real funny. Now go home and get your freaking shine box!
What is worse than a subsidy? A subsidy that does not make the actual prices charged for drinks any cheaper than those in neighbouring pubs. That’s the real scandal.
Apparently the MOD are in charge of buying the booze. They got a copper bottomed 20 year deal for £80 per pint. Downside was the also had to lease some pot plants but that’s a small price to pay for such a deal.
Goodness me! Don’t tell me our MPs are also into pot? No wonder they are stoned half the time..
Watson and his entourage of Labour hypocrites are not fit enough to lick my right bollock. They should accept it instead of throwing the biggest hypocritical tantrum in political history. Now shoo.
How about gaoling violent drunken criminals especially those who have
to re-invent themselves when they’re proved to be hollow frauds.
Anyone in particular you have in mind?
+1
You should arrest most of Glasgow City Council for starters
Give it another couple of days. The voters of Glasgow are in the process of throwing the Labour crooks and gangsters out there too.
Really? Don’t they do postal voting in Glasgow? And being even more left wing than Labour, what’s to say that the S&P wouldn’t be as bad or even worse? I would say “poor Glasgow”, but the dozy sods keep voting them in in the same way that a battered wife keeps going back an abuse husband.
Postal voting? In Glasgow? No.
Glaswegian gets piece of paper pushed under the MDF where the front door used to be (before the police kicked it in). Glaswegian looks at paper. Glaswegian only sees unintelligible scrawl. Glaswegian regrets not paying attention at school. Then remembers he didn’t go to school.
Glaswegian uses paper to wipe his arse.
“Gaoling.”
Wasn’t it last spelled like that when gay meant happy?
Pay for own booze.
Putting up prices for the masses while subsidising thirsty MPs? Not fair!
Mod!
Put up p rices for the mass and subsidise the MPs. Not fair!
Tell you what. Twatson would not pass the interview for running a community radio chanel let alone a global media empire. Rupe doesn’t seem to have any problem attracting good looking rich wives either.
It’s Twatson who is not fit and not Rupe.
I made a huge fortune in Britain while Labour were destoying the British economy
I am now laughing all the way to the bank like my children and Tony Blair
Guido tweets that News Cor are up 2%
Socialist hypocritical fat turds.
The BBC declared war on Murdoch when James Murdoch said the TV tax should be scrapped.
What a dumb fuck, he should have simply told Cameron get rid of the tax or we’ll fuck you over.
Too late now.
I could have told Murdoch how to get rid of the BBC.
It seems the way to go to start a popular campaign would be via Twitter. I don’t use it myself, don’t have and never had an account. From what I’ve seen though, many popular movements have begun there. Perhaps there are enough resentful licence payers using Twitter to start a campaign to get rid of the Licence fee that could grow into something bigger. I can but dream. None of our Parliamentarians, especially in the Conservative led government want to take on the BBC. Perhaps it needs Joe Public to start a mass protest against Labour’s propagandist-in-chief.
the B-bbc would co-opt it.
I think that’s the proper Marxist expression.
Topped up less frequently than what?, a tramp that’s inherited a distillery.
Hello Guido
I am going to win Glasgow off Criminal Scottish Labour
Then I will use my influence with Citizen Murdoch to sweep Jockland and teach you all a lesson
He told me privately that he wants to get his own back on the English Establishment which has done him down…poor thing…
Sounds like a win-win-win Alex. Make it so.
Breaking news Guido
There is a meeting this week of several private equity funds and other vultures to take over the Murdoch empire…before it loses its broazdcasting licenses…
Was Dirty Desmond there as well ?
He would love to pick over thr remains of Murdoch in the UK…
I have written to the Prime Minister today to recommend a Life Peeerage for Rupert Murdoch
To finally sink the House of Ermine Vermin
ROFL
Ooohh Tony! – my Hero!!!
Is there an honest Tory left prepared to condemn the generalised criminality in the Murdoch empire?
Surely criminality should be condemned whether you are right, left or centre ?
The only thing he’s done wrong at the moment is not to have smashed the BBC into smithereens……..yet. The North Korean model of, “pay up for your propaganda or go to prison” is well overdue it’s final demise. Just hope I’m still around to see it.
Monsieur, honesty Tory = chalk and cheese. Adieu
I have a friend who has just purchased two large pigs
He has called them Posh and Becks…
Oi!!!! wouonabart?? weaintdunnuffinavwebabe!!!
Shurrupanthat!!!
Leevusalonewillya!!
At least P & B earned their cash honestly and through their own efforts. Good luck to them.
Thank you Guido for sweeping all of my shit under the carpet
You know me
I never did anything wrong
ROFL (I’ll send you a cheque as usual)
I will happily volunteer as a bouncer on the bar doors
Or elect responsible MPs, perhaps?
Or at least barr irresponsible MPs, expecting Parliamentary Privilege for being drunk and disorderly with criminal damage and aggravated assault is stretching things a bit far even for those Alice in Wonderland clowns.
Thank you for all your support on this blog. Goodbye. Au Revoir
and goodbye to the E.U.S.S.R. and the euro.
Has anyone owned up and apologised for the euro yet btw?
Entente cordiale to you too, short-arse.
Come over here and tell the unions to stay out of party politics. I’m sure it would go down well.
Had your chance, muffed it ! Now fuck off
Where’s the bloody kid gone who duz tha moderatin an that!!!! ????
I am fat and unfit!
I find this difficult to believe……£5 million works annual subsidy works out at £7,700 per MP or 2,800 pints of Top Totty or 93 pints per week / MP for each week Parliament is in session.
Nowt like a bloody good session!.
Slightly over 21 units of alcohol per adult male per week then.
The 21 units rule actually has no basis in medical opinion. When a committee of doctors first looked into this in the 80′s they agreed that an adult male could safely drink a bottle of red wine per night. At 12.5% ABV this works out at 65.625 units per week.
That number seemed rather high to them even though they agreed that it was safe, so they arbitrarily reduced it to 40 units per week.
Then someone mentioned drink driving limits, so they dropped it to 28 units per week.
This figure stood until Labour came into power when it was reduced for political purposes to 21 units per week for men and 14 units for women.
I’ll stick with my 65 units, thanks.
Double it if you want, it’s a free country. Just don’t smash the place up, assault anyone or pilot a jet airliner.
Easy solution: ban Scotch
Ban Scots! Let’s give the Jocks all the debt that they ran up while running our country and turn Enland into a low tax small c conservative paradise.
Should say “England”.
Sell London, subsidy junkie capital of the U.K.
I reckon the reason Tom Watson is so angry and bitter is because he knows that fellow committee member Louise Mensch won’t touch him with a bargepole, even if she wasn’t married.
So,all this alleged criminality at News Corps happened while Labour were in power and prepared to turn a blind eye for as long as the Murdoch press were supportive ?
Thank you for the summary – but we will ensure that the viewing public never get a whiff of this fact.
Perhaps some of the News Corps hierarchy could remind the public of the facts.
No because News ‘Corpse’ is too busy fighting the wrong war against the wrong people.
The BBC Trust (LoL), know which side their bread is buttered on.
Lots of readers still miss the NoTW for a laugh on a Sunday and are capable of deducing that TWatson and Labour licked Murdochs ass and ignored alleged criminality when in power and threw a hissy fit when N.I switched support to the Tories.
Quite right. How dare our mate Murdoch switch to the Tories.
And how dare the British public switch, too. By God, when we’re done with Murdoch, we’ll be after you, you little shits. By Christ when we win in 2015 we’ll make you miserable bastards wish you’d never been born.
3 million immigrants under our last administration? Pah! We’ll bring in 30 million next time. We’ll rub your shitty noses in it so deep you won’t know what hit you.
Guido Ed balls brother not suffering – Ed Balls’s brother nets part of £57m Pimco wage packet.
Andrew Balls, the brother of shadow chancellor Ed, has shared £57m in pay with six other directors of the European arm of Pimco, the world’s largest bond investor. How much tax did he pay on his income ???
While the total director pay bill rose by 19% from 2010, the figures were skewed by a slightly larger Pimco Europe board. Average pay per director remained at around £8m. However, in 2009 four directors shared £11m.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/may/01/ed-balls-brother-57m-pimco
Perhaps Ed’s brother votes for UKIP?
watson = fatty
Tom Watson snacking in the HOC restaurant
Watson = tub of fat
greedy gut bucket of lard
Do you mind.Don’t compare me to that thick c**t.
The armed forces have been run down, even to the extremity of a proposal that we might have to share an aircraft carrier with the French – thus prompting the question of what we do with our half of it when their half surrenders…………
Ensure they are on accordion duty at the time
We could stop copying articles from the Daily Mailygraph.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/petermullen/100154607/this-conservative-party-is-more-socialist-than-any-government-i-have-seen-in-my-lifetime/
Sooo watt………………
Awesome!
Quite right too.
Collectivism for the greater good is the way forward, none of that old fashioned individual liberty nonsense.
Eye wateringly expensive green energy, huge government, nanny state, spying on every citizen, tax and debt slavery, permanent austerity, high immigration and fuel poverty, these are the hallmarks of the new progressive party thet I represent and any who disagree, are closet racist, swivel eyed loons.
greedy bastards time we soted these fcukers out reduce their wages and make them pay more for their pensions and work longer for them.get rid of all these expenses and extra payments aka the police.
OH and make the buggers pass a fitness test.
More tea Vicar?
Just how far has Ed Miliband distanced himself from Ken Livingstone?
a) A cigarette paper.
b) The width of a motorway.
or
c) Who is Ken Livingstone.
Too far, too slowly.
Guido Could you not start a campaign to shame the fuckers into giving up the subsidy
in fact all subsidies
We feed the fuckers , pay for them to get pissed , furnish their houses infact we pay for just about everything these bastards do
and it’s wrong !
We get to decide what’s right and wrong, suckers!
Wibble!
(Oh, I forgot, I got off scot-free, I can stop pretending to be mad now, can’t I?)
Let’s get Red Ed and his massive nose to jump aboard the abolish the HOC perks bandwagon.
I’d vote for it !
Well, it don’t look the slippery cun’t is going to publish his tax returns before the election.
I wonder how many who vote for the whiney fuck-faced melt know about him wanting to make London a beacon for is lam?
The Brainwashing Broadcast Company aren’t going to tell them that’s for sure.
It’ll be funny if Ken wins and then the full extent of his tax-dodging comes out.
The mongs who live in Londonistan will be stuck with the tax-dodging c*nt for years.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of scum.
I think he can rely on AlJabeebya to guarantee that won’t occur.
Can anyone think of a use for Pakistan? Isn’t it the most pointless country on the planet?
Experiment in Glass Flooring?
Steady on, we just gave Pak-land £650 million in aid, which they promptly spent on nuclear missiles. It’s good to see our international aid being spent so wisely. You should feel proud.
Do they get taxed on the benefit-in-kind like my Bupa?
Newsnight
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Fatty Watson zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Prescott zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Vote Labour!
Tom loves his feuds doesnt he , ahh but he hasnt really explained how it became so wide spread under labour ………… I mean it was just NI was it .
Election vid was in my view an improvement .
Infrastructure : I always get slightly depressed on this topic , as I cannot forgive the last goverment for blowing so much on the sort of stuff , that didnt really work . It is also the palace of ideas alas the wonk ones often get a seat also . It really depends on what your view is on capital projects in a capitalist system , under labour it seemed anyone who could explain “it would bring huge benefits ” in that more ended up on benefits as so many manufacturing jobs were lost . Every department seems to be left with some sort of demand for spending and infrastructure . Whims and wish lists from government do not always make improvements to the economy ,long term .
I would think transport and energy have a long requirement , but feedback into the economy better per year of spend and if they incoprorate more Uk supply side , so much the better for spend .
The sort of infrastructure that makes me weep , is the one where its a system upgrade that just never ends in cost , an example a local authority who shal remain nameless spent a load of money on making a paperless system to all departments , they were issued with a sort of portable small tablet which had pre filled screens and a custom stlyus device to sign off pre formed sheets ,after finding that some people used them alot and some didnt , and some failed in the cold and rain (causing work stoppages as there was no alternative way of working) , they then decided on new shiney upgrade just a mere two years after first one , of course they now find with this new upgrade it doesnt connect with old system and need whole new big computer . i didnt ask as to how much for cost comparison , keeping old sign off paper sheets , would be ………… but what i mean is so much investment seems to have gone on short term stuff of government , that seems to just need more spending down the line . priorities seem to have gone from some aspects of goverment under labour . sorting the wonk from the real ones is the only sound thing you could ask from government .
95.27% chance written by a non-human.
Do you beam these thoughts in from the planet Zarrgon IV?
I keep telling you – but nobody is listening…
Mr Murdoch was not “fit” to run a company such as News Corp, it was far too much of a success.
I don’t like winners.
The only way to run a company is MY WAY, into the ground!
Whenever I belch or fart the very next day I have to purchase carbon credits from Caroline Lucas… skinny bitch!
You should try some of those black biscuits from the pet shop.
I want the BBC to carry on, as I don’t pay a TV tax (age) and there ARE some programs I like watching.
I don’t pay SKY either: use torrents for USA TV programs I want, so basically I am a freeloader.
Hooray and fuck you all!
Don’t count your chickens, old cutie pie
Dave knows where his priorities lie
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138183/Million-homes-face-200-ensure-TV-signal-isnt-ruined-new-mobile-frequency.html
I think Tom Watson is very fit!
OK, Tom, you said if I gave you a handjob, you’d help get me a safe seat so I can relaunch my political career. Wait, where are you going? Tom?
Not only did Watson hijack this committee, his hijacking of the Birmingham Mayoral election stepped up a gear today when Sian Simon, the Watson installed prospective candiate, teamed up with the Respect leader to campain for a yes vote.
Simon seems to think that he has got the Labour nomination in the bag – centralised control and manipulation will have got him there – pity the people of Birmingham who will not know what they’re buying. They will think that a mayoralty will give them a degreee of self determination from national politics – the Simon and Watson carve-up will give them the opposite.
Simon, with Watson was of course one of the curry house conspirators; Brownites, who in a coup, ejected Bliar from office. They are well connected with the local BBC (Adrian Goldberg (below) being a local and National BBC presenter and ex-blogging companion of Watson).
http://thestirrer.thebirminghampress.com/tw1108071.html
http://thestirrer.thebirminghampress.com/plotter-austin-rewarded-06100081.html
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of idiots.
In a word: chilling.
The more I listen the more I realise that the Commons Culture, Media and Sport Committee has been hijacked by the Labour party. It’s Tory chairman John Whittingdale should hang his head in shame.
It was obviously going wrong when Watson accused Murdoch of being a MAFIA boss and when Murdoch appealed to the Chair, Whittingdale ignored his plea.
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It was obviously going wrong when Watson accused Murdoch of being a MAFIA boss and when Murdoch appe@led to the Chair, Whittingdale ignored his ple@.
Whittingdale is an absolute tosser, here’s the puffed up idiot from his own website.
“John Whittingdale MP committed to switch off the lights for WWF’s Earth Hour 2012 and to supporting the environment summit in Rio. WWF’s Earth Hour is a simple idea that has become a global phenomenon, with hundreds of millions of people turning off their lights on March 31 at 8.30pm to show they want to create a brighter future for the planet. Last year 135 countries, hundreds of millions of people and famous landmarks from Big Ben and Buckingham Palace in London to the India Gate in New Delhi took part in WWF’s Earth Hour.”
Oddly enough I have just been watching Mythbusters prove that one should always switch lights off when leaving a room. Nothing to do with gl*bal wa*ming etc, but simply it is good for your wallet to do so. The argument about the start-surge when switching on again is (as Boris might say) fucking bollocks and uses minute amounts of power equivalent to roughly one-third of a second’s actual usage. So shut the ligts off and get rich!
iPads ….. iPads …… free iPads …. anyone want one? …. get your free iPads ….. come on, don’t be shy, they’re free ….. iPads …..get your, thank you sir, here it is, it’s free ….. enjoy ….. god these MPs get away with murder ….. iPads …. get your free iPads……
No small wonder everyone wants to be an MP.
Everything is free.
NO MP IS A FIT AND PROPER PERSON TO RUN THE COUNTRY
Make ‘em pay for it out of their own pockets at the normal charge.
That’ll stop ‘em drinking so much.
I’d just put it on exshpenshes.
Forget the drinks issue it really is small beer
We know Murdoch and the News Int staff are suspect.
Stop obsessing on it
Spend some money on National security .
Prosecute sheds with beds Landlords and deport the illegals that will help address..
Housing shortages,
Artificially depressed Low Salaries
Overstretched Health
Overstretched Education
high housing benefit payments
Tax avoidance.
Public Health
Crowded Transport
Translation costs
Anti semitism
Child Prostitution Gangs
Honour Killing
and
FMG
Stop playing PC games and it will destroy the BNP and EDL.At the moment the UK PC establishment are the best recruiting sergants for these two odious organisations.
What’s FMG? Nothing to do with an antecedent I hope?
“Guido has a better idea”
Just get the poufs and the birds out of the way so the men can get on with it. The way nature intended.
If Murdoch isn’t a fit and proper person to run a company, I can’t wait to see what a successfull business manager would be like.
Certainly not one of the so called politicians we have in the thieves den.
No doubt all you tory boys will be getting down to the ‘Iron Lady Costume Exhibition’ soon
http://www.vogue.co.uk/news/2012/01/05/the-iron-lady—margaret-thatcher-costumes
you’ll enjoy that!!!
For many years I have wondered just how much extra booze is consumed in the house of conmen as Christmas approaches. I suspect the bastards are taking crates home when I assume it is only supposed to be consumed on the premises. Any thoughts? Anyone know?If, by some miracle, an honest person is elected I feel sure they are corrupted within minutes of taking, or not taking, the oath.
Refusing to serve additional sounds like a possible solution.
What about a lock-in for all of them, just like what I arranged for my colleague Gareth