Leaky Bryant Attacks Hack Leak
Predictably the contents of the Culture Select Committee report into phonehacking has leaked, despite it being printed overnight at heaven knows what cost, in order to avoid this exact situation. Ahead of this morning’s press conference we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton. However it’s the sideshow that caught Guido’s eye…
I see ITV are predicting what DCMS Select Committee will say tomorrow – can I just point out leaking a Cttee report is a contempt of parl?—
Chris Bryant (@ChrisBryantMP) April 30, 2012
This is the same Chris Bryant who last week revealed information that he only had access to due to his special status as a Core Participant of the Leveson Inquiry, meaning he gets to see evidence in advance. Given that he later went after the ITV journalists personally for doing their job he does not appear to be joking…
Oh dear, labour politician is hypocritical little shit, who’d have thunk it !
“That’s another of those irregular verbs, isn’t it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he’s being charged under section 2A of the Official Secrets Act”
difficult to take him seriously after the undies photo
Man City 1 – 0 Rags
Why do MPs think they should be treated seriously when they do not have the courage, decency to clean up the House of Corruption? The Kelly report is still on the shelf- why???????
All this crap about Hunt, if true then Cable must equally be in the frame for sacking for abusing his position claiming he was going to destroy News Corp, a bit like his mad mate Gordon Brown ie Labour’s position, as they were all behind Brown. There is not any difference. It is Westminster hype. There is better things for them to be getting on with- rectify the stupid economic mess the UK is in because of MPs, lower taxes, lower fuel bills, less EU BS, stop immigration etc. When are ministers past and present going to be held to account for the mess they created in running the country, this is far more important. Right to recall, more referendums as MPs cannot be trusted and few are competent enough in their role.
Boris opens up 12 point lead on Red Kenneth
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137620/London-Mayoral-election-Boris-Johnson-foul-mouthed-rant-TV-interviewer-soars-12-point-lead-ahead-polls.htmlh.
Galloway calls on Ken to be even more Left Wing.
Errr, not good advice wee Georgie.
Bryant? The bare-cheeked Y-frontery of the man!
Ben Bradshaw mentioned in one piece, immediately followed by Chris Bryant. Very unfair at this hour of the morning, Guido. Chez Highside, it put Senior Management off her porridge.
Is that porridge as in euphermism or just some disgusting Scotch breakfast
Chris is one seriously messed up bitch.
Bring Back Communism (BBC) have been spouting the same story on the Toady Programme et al this morning.
Labour and union placemen and women leak like seives to their bosses.
Listen to the union idiot basically stating that effective teachers should not be paid more than inneffective ones on the Toady Programme. Even Humphries was incredulous over this union idiot’s lack of logic and intelligence.
Yes, he’s been caught with his pants down.
His he so leaky because he has been over stretched?
Who caught him – Tom Watson? [or was it Sweetie Bradshaw.............]
erm. Not being kinky. But do u have the photo. Lol
( joking).
Apparently, dishonesty, hypocrisy and criminality are only wrong when its done by people who are not labour. When labour MPs do it, then it’s acceptable.
Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions.
M, “Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions” I thought that was James Murdoch
Journalists and politicians are liars shocker.
Next you’ll be telling me not to trust lawyers or estate agents.
It all makes used car salesmen look good.
Apparentlythey’re all a bunch of contemptuous, lying, hypocritical shits. Regardless of which tribe they belong to.Bah and humbug, I’ve often shat something with greater integrity than the Axis of Arseholes in Westminster.
Core participant?
Y front politics yet back door access, both to information and actions, obtained and dispensed. Nothing new about our opposition.
Parliament is a pretty contemptible bunch of slimes, he is correct.
I suspect Twatson has told Bryant & other cronies what’s been going on in that committee.
Please let Fatso get his soon.
Is there a Code of Conduct fo Select Committee members to follow?
Hypocracy? Labour’s riddled with it.
Guido, I am sick of looking at that photo. I’d rather you put up a discarded pair of tramp’s underpants. The synecdoche would evident to everyone. (Well, anyone you should care about it – windowlickrs etc).
Lovely!
Maximus, we know what you mean but I suggest it would be easier to understand had you placed “pair of” before “discarded”.
mmmmmm! – still lovely!
Is Bryant the one who pictorially advertises himself in grubby underwear, trawling the internet for rough gay sex with strangers?
Is it that Bryant?
No, Bryant is a shy retiring type.
Few men have penetrated his inner circle.
Where do you think I found my wife?
“….contempt of parl?”
Not so Bryant;the contempt is for most of the members of parliament & not for the institution of Parliament.
Bryant is a pompous, hypocritical prat. He should be treated with contempt.
MMmm. Good idea. I have just christened my new base ball bat ‘Contempt’. I could treat that self seeking twerp all day long (and into the evening but I would have to stop before closing time so that I could celebrate a productive days work with a couple of glasses of lager – and then perhaps a mystery meat curry).
I thought all curries were a mystery
Smelly Y fronts.
He’s a nasty little man, I think I mean man?
Does he play the lady or the man when he meets up with those men he finds on the internet?
He looks like a receiver to me.
We should be told.
Is that like an official receiver?
More of a deceiver, ladies.
Cameron mentioned this yesterday in the House – Bryant’s face was a picture when he was told he should apologise!
My fave Cameron put-down of Bryant was at PMQs before one Xmas and Bryant came up with a tortuous pantomine analogy and Dave replied, quick as a flash, “At least I’m not Widow Twanky!”
Bryant was stunned by this.
I see ChrisBryantMP is usng Twtter to post his inanities – can we just point out usng Twtter is an insult 2 intelllignt ppl?—
Joe Public (@intelligentppl)
Chris Bryant deserves all he gets, after all it was him who had me removed as Chair of the Parliamentary all Party Russian Committee, go after him Guido. Boaz.
Go after him yourself you pathetic excuse for a mong-fiddler.
Thank you Double-O Senile, but you were discarded like a pair of old undies.
Thought his interest was selling male underpants of the internet just goes to show how wrong I can be, mr expert who’s seems to be wheeled out for anything Liebour thinks will give them a point or two over the idiots we have in today.
This is typical of Labour hypocrisy, they scream for resignations from the Government. Not aware that people are laughing at them for doing so.As David Cameron said hy didnt Charlie Whelan or Damien Mc bride resign (amongst others)
Todays idiots have more integrity than Labour, by a country mile !
Only just!
My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself in in his Y Fronts
Quite. Is there, by any chance, a link between the miserable f*cked-up state of Britain as it is today, and the fact the people running the country on our behalf for the last 15 years are f*cked-up perverted turdburgling f!lth who put semi-naked pictures of themselves on perverts’ dating sites?
My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself with a banana. Doubly so, if its another man’s banana.
The wanker doesnt even know what day it is
That would be me.
By all means dye your shoes madam, – but that leaves the rest of you …..
So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s victory in London?
More likely preparing his alibi for when Ken is routed despite 130% of the voters in Tower Hamlets voting for Ken.
Only 130%? Have the rest defected to UKIP?
You are needing more of the printed bollox papers is it sahib?
Yes, the UKIP is full of defectives from other parties.
Poor, desperate Cameroons.
One term Dave is fucked – he turned his back on real grassroots Tories & now can look forward to repaping the whirlwind.
Ed may become PM – & it will be all Daves fault.
Ken should be routed to Boris Airport – with cement shoes.
Correct not up yet. He’s just been on a 36 hour LAN party marathon
Where is Anonymous with his helpful and insightful comments putting the Labour POV?
Or has his free internship ended?
“So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s defeat in London?”
C*unt is c*unt shocker.
Bryant should stick to his under pant photo exhibition!
Like a rat, he doesn’t improve with age.
I’m sure sooner or later the p*ervert will be found in his wardrobe, dangling by his dressing gown cord with his underpants around his ankles.
AND an orange in his mouth for some strange reason – MI6 do have strange imaginations, or would that be foil hat time?
I prefer a Chelsea Strip
Better still, for easy disposal, in a red holdall.
“we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton” of course James Murdoch had a severe attack of amnesia, so he could not be at fault like those other nasty people who could remember what went on.
I can’t remember shit about rendition.
Nor me
Actually with all participants playing their dealt hand close to their chest only Watson has been proved to have told an untruth and on a triviality too.
When he revealed he had copied the Campbell article on Guido’s site the miraculous addition of material that had been redacted was overlooked by Leveson more concerned with following the stitch up against NI.
Innocent till proven guilty counts for all I hope
What an omnishambles this is
WHERE WAS WATSON?
I a face stuffing competion with Pickles
Elementary my dear Watson, there are no pies left on the tray, ergo you ate them you fat twat!
Now feck off for a walk in the woods with your pen knife.
Catching up on some sleep after another 24 hour console busting session.
Cameron performed rather brilliantly…Speaker Bercow, like Muttley the dog, had been foiled
Salmong pisses off the Unionists.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-17900220
This time in Northern Ireland. Free tuition if you are from The North, and have an Irish passport. The Rangers supporting tribe won’t be impressed.
Rangers are too busy lamenting the fact that their football club has been run with the same attention to long term viability as the UK economy was by the Maximum Imbecile.
Hire as many folk as you can with as much borrowed money as you can lay your hands on purely to keep up app*earances. Then when it all goes tits up blame the bank for pulling the plug.
I noticed this means they can still get a student loan as well even though they will not be paying the education fees and @ currently only 1.5% APR and no need ever to pay anything back if your (official) annual income is kept under £15,500, that means virtually free money, fill your boots freshers.
You think that this ludicrous situation will displease a Unionist family from NI which can save £9000 by availing of a Republic of Ireland passport?
Are you nuts.
They’ll take advantage of it happily.
3 year course = saving £27,000, even today’s education fodder could not be that thick it’s a gift, welcome to Bonnie Scotchland.
No wonder Scotland’s infrastructure is collapsing.
The courses in Skintland last for 4 years.
But it means living in Scotland for three years. I’d get a loan.
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don’t you lot think you should be in work now, running your precious little companies for Britain or counting you millions at the bank just to make sure you haven’t lost any – it’s gone 9 o’clock….?
go on, bugger off I’ve got real work to do
We pay people to do that sort of thing, we have to go to the club and have our breakfast before going in to sign a few bits of paper and then buzz off for lunch.
Speak for yourself, old boy. What IS your line of country?
Isn’t it time to go and sign on?
What colour are this man’s underpants?
If he has evidence of criminal procedure he should grab the miscreants by the collar and take them directly to the Tower of London.
More than likely dirty grey and stained!
I wish Ken well.
I still wish Ken was unwell at the bottom of a well, there to dwell in adamantine chains and penal fire, who durst defy with lies – the omnipotent TAX MAN.
penile fire. oohh!!
oh no!
Any of you seen the film Lockout? It’s a cracking sci-fi action flick. The villains are both Scots and the lead villain bears an uncanny resemblance to Blinky, especially in the way they both bulge their eyes. Makes it all the more enjoyable to hate the character.
I though Balls’ best role though was as Piers Fletcher Dervish in the New Statesman.
Always reminds me of Alf Tupper ..Thick and thinks he can run.
Yeah I remember Alf, thought fish and chips was the best food for a top athlete.
Bryant, is that the slimy labour pervert who who takes smutty pictures of himself in his Y fronts. What could possibly make people vote for him? -
What could possibly make people vote for him? The word labour next to his name.
If the word labour makes labour supporters vote for a millionaire tax dodger who has embraced racist homophobic extremists, then there is no limit to the kinds of shit that labour voters will support, so long as they stand for election under the labour name. Labour voters have no shame whatsoever.
Not just lack of shame, they have a total lack of brains too.
Just try to think of other MPs in their Y-Fronts! Bet he won’t look so bad in comparison.
You talking about my bird?
Leaky Bryant? I didn’t look at the photo that closely.
I did! Gosh, a pot-bellied old geezer like me would die for a physique like that.
Do we really have to give this ghastly creature any kind of additional exposure? He seems more than capable of doing that anyway by the well known photograph of him in his underpants. A mentally challenged hypocrite and a nasty piece of work – one rule for Labour MPs (himself included) and another for everyone else.
It’s what we do best.
I’m so very happy
+1
I’m always leaking.
Oh Gordon !!!! – and we’ve only just cleaned you up !!!!
The toxic mix of sanctimony and hypocrisy we have come to expect from politicians of all stripes.
Steady ON!!!! – it came from my heart you know!
I felt It Was The Right Thing To Do!
Poisonous caterpillars could bring misery to millions of Olympic spectators
( Telegraph)
Then again if Ken wins……………..
The situation is more serious than I thought, water cannon filled with pesticides may need to be positioned at strategic points, I’m sure Cobra has contingency plans put in place for all eventualities.
Ps, Where did they all get the tickets from?.
Perhaps there’s a huge government warehouse in the depths of Wales filled to the roof with tickets for the games. They must be somewhere!
I think you will find that huge government warehouses in Wales are called reservoirs.
We don’t have any water cannons. May be able to rustle up a few water pistols though. Will they do?
Ken must have a very understanding GP to give him such a large Viagra order, as it is a sure thing if he wins, he intends to f.uck every single person in London.
(It must be strong stuff as well, to overcome the blood in his alcohol stream.)
Surely the use of the non-word “parl” displays a contempt of Parliament.
He probably meant polari
” Bryant, he eats fucking bollocks “
I say chaps!!!! Never mind this jolly election thingy! – my chum Joules says it’s in the bag!! Watt!!!!?
Let’s turn to the really important issue – how to get this jolly bum-sex – I mean SAME-sex marriage thingy to seem normal! Watt? Wattage ?? Watter ???? Ha hAh aHah !!!!
Yeth pleath – letth not wule out any potenthial voterth. I did weally, weally well in the HOC yethderday. That John Bercow ith thuch a nithe man – like Tharkothy in height, but politically thtupid. Perfect for my New New Old Liebour Party.
Can I have 5 minutth on my Ribikth cube, Mr. Ballth, PLEATH!
War! Huggghhhhhh! What is good for?
Look, well, it’s actually good for a bit of torture and rendition
Real-life. The curious case of the men who go back to childhood.
The men now spend their days watching episodes of The Smurfs, eating crisps and playing snakes and ladders because Cluedo is too difficult.
I think it’s called Westminster syndrome
Better than wimmin reading ‘Goodbye’
I don’t understand why the psychiatrist diagnosed me as mentally unstable. All I said was I think I’m sexy.
Actually, – I got her talking about who she looks up to as a guiding light in her life.
She said – Gordon Brown!
Not as sexy as me surely. I am queen of the fat liebour cows herd.
Can’t be true it’s not been reported on the BBC.
I don’t know whether to call him a Huhne or a Hunt.
Just have to content ourselves that he won’t be close to being in government for the next decade.
Can this odious little squirt hate himself so much that he would post photo’s of himself on the internet in such a disagreeable way?
Or was he born hypocritical, petty, nasty and with chip on his shoulder?
Chris Bryant = WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + hHb) + Wm(1 + Hm)
Less water absorption. Therefore Chris Bryant = 12 stone of faecal matter
WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + Hb) + Wm(1 + Hm) surely.
Motions are not a second-order function.
Come to think of it, the above equation relates to mass of a motion, not velocity.
All very confusing.
“Number of women wanting to be nuns has tripled. Why?” ( Times )
They get into the habit?
They are all ex-girlfriends of David Cameron.
Because they believe the world will end, not with a bang, but with a wimple?
The world IS going to end, and we’re here to make sure it bloody well does.
Very droll… out, out, brief-candle.
…and keep out of the cucumber patch too.
I bet Bryant keeps a candle in his briefs.
It could be just the result of gender reassignment.
Even Bryant makes veiled threats.
Bryant had a go at Dave yesterday over Hunt. Bryant after being told to apologise, had a face like thunder after being told what a duplicitous leaky hoon he was.
Chris Bryant having a go at you is about as threatening as :
A dog having a crap in the next street.
A butterfly flying momentarily in your eye line whilst reading the gas bill.
Someone digging a trench in the garden of your neighbour.
A problem with a reef in Guam.
You wouldn’t happen to have buried away in your files, a picture of a twat standing in front of a mirror in his shreddies, would you Guido?
Leaking’s for homos – I’m a dribbler, me.
I had da best boyfwiend in da world…:)
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.
Welsh politician denies leek.
Daffed.
There’s lovely!
Our humour is the pits.
I thought the Prime Minister had one of his better days in the Chamber yesterday.
It is a shame that non of our Liberal colleagues were there to savour the moment.
Posted in Canterbury, for elections in Scotland?
The ginger cow daren’t turn up at an election station…. she’d get stoned to death.
No Sarah, that was Diane Fatbutt in a red coat, Specksavers?
Or our beloved Cherie baby?
London election? A woman claiming to live in Jockland? I wonder how many places she is registered to vote (Canterbury doubtless included).
Sorry Legal Crook, we crossed in the post. Great minds, etc.
my wife has been putting things in the letterbox
Sarah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
A top bloke is that Chris Bryant
Used to be a vicar, dontcha know?
He also used to be a Conservative.
It figures.
You are stretching poetic licence a little far when mentioning “bloke”
Bryant should remember who smelt it dealt it
Bryant is a spiteful little shit, and typical of labour.
The bitch needs therapy, she’s never got over the fact that she helped Brown into power, and then the mental cuпt lost.
My husband doesn’t like me going into the Strangers Bar, he get’s so jealous. It’s not as if gays have got a reputation for being feral fuckers and rather fickle, innit?
strewth, look at Dennis Skinner in todays Sun, he looks like peter mandelsons grandmother
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4289791/PMs-aegist-gaffe-in-Jeremy-Hunt-row.html
I’m all for capitalism but cinemas charging £7 for popcorn and a drink takes the piss.
If, like me, you enjoy watching muzees get blown away in action films, I recommend the following, all of which upset lefties no end.
Wanted Dead or Alive
The Delta Force
Death Before Dishonour
True Lies
Executive Decision
Rules of Engagement
Munich
The Siege
He doesn’t get killed, but “enhanced interrogation methods” are applied to him:
Sean Connery as Raisuli the desert bandit in “The Wind and the Lion,” in which some “extrajudicial procedure” by US Marines secures the release of a kidnapped American woman played by Candace Bergen, in one of the ice-queen roles she used to play before becoming primarily known as a comic actress. Don’t ask me why a Moroccan desert bandit should sound Scottish.
Scotland’s biggest export is in its people.
We should know.
Most Brits never get kilt in films.
But remember, that there’s some corner of a sporran field
That is for ever England.
Just not on penalties at Bannockburn.
Lotsa Moroccans speek Scotch because they listen to the BBC World service with its unintelligible Glaswegian presenters.
This Bryant person should be banned from the site by Guido.
Mr Cameron in the Chamber yesterday said he had done wrong. He asked this person to apologise. This person just stood there with his mouth wide open.
Yet undercover of darkness this person is heard sniping at others behind their backs.
So why do Abbott and Hundal live in this country when they can’t stand the natives?
Us Brits love our picaninnys to show a bit of spunk.
Seems like Labour are a right bunch of peeedohs, who else would go around trying to find pics of little boys
Hey honkys! Stop dividin and rulin, ya bloodclaats!
And I expect a “I’m Sorry I called you an uppity “N-word” card from Moonpig by first class post, or I’ll shiv ya, ya spook!
The forecast for average UK rainfall slightly favours drier than average conditions for April-May-June as a whole, and also slightly favours April being the driest of the 3 months.
http://www.metoffice.gov.uk/media/pdf/p/i/A3-layout-precip-AMJ.pdf
Did they also predict Gordon the Moron to win the 2010 election by a landslide?
underpants Bryant?
hasn’t he died of shame yet?
What is shame? He was a Labour MP and Minister.
Will he now publicly call for Watson to be called before the house to account for his actions?
Chris Bryant is just pants, literally.