May 1st, 2012

Leaky Bryant Attacks Hack Leak

Predictably the contents of the Culture Select Committee report into phonehacking has leaked, despite it being printed overnight at heaven knows what cost, in order to avoid this exact situation. Ahead of this morning’s press conference we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton. However it’s the sideshow that caught Guido’s eye…

This is the same Chris Bryant who last week revealed information that he only had access to due to his special status as a Core Participant of the Leveson Inquiry, meaning he gets to see evidence in advance. Given that he later went after the ITV journalists personally for doing their job he does not appear to be joking…


  1. 1
    Backwoodsman says:

    Oh dear, labour politician is hypocritical little shit, who’d have thunk it !


    • 3
      Sack Vichy Dave - Elect a Tory says:

      “That’s another of those irregular verbs, isn’t it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he’s being charged under section 2A of the Official Secrets Act”


      • 25
        Ho ho ho says:

        difficult to take him seriously after the undies photo


        • 28
          Anonymous says:

          Man City 1 – 0 Rags


          • David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            Why do MPs think they should be treated seriously when they do not have the courage, decency to clean up the House of Corruption? The Kelly report is still on the shelf- why???????

            All this crap about Hunt, if true then Cable must equally be in the frame for sacking for abusing his position claiming he was going to destroy News Corp, a bit like his mad mate Gordon Brown ie Labour’s position, as they were all behind Brown. There is not any difference. It is Westminster hype. There is better things for them to be getting on with- rectify the stupid economic mess the UK is in because of MPs, lower taxes, lower fuel bills, less EU BS, stop immigration etc. When are ministers past and present going to be held to account for the mess they created in running the country, this is far more important. Right to recall, more referendums as MPs cannot be trusted and few are competent enough in their role.


          • Gotcha! says:

            Boris opens up 12 point lead on Red Kenneth


            Galloway calls on Ken to be even more Left Wing.

            Errr, not good advice wee Georgie.


          • Ivor Tapeworm says:

            Bryant? The bare-cheeked Y-frontery of the man!


        • 55
          Aaron D Highside says:

          Ben Bradshaw mentioned in one piece, immediately followed by Chris Bryant. Very unfair at this hour of the morning, Guido. Chez Highside, it put Senior Management off her porridge.


          • Selohesra says:

            Is that porridge as in euphermism or just some disgusting Scotch breakfast


          • Benbumsure says:

            Chris is one seriously messed up bitch.


          • Pundit Too says:

            Bring Back Communism (BBC) have been spouting the same story on the Toady Programme et al this morning.
            Labour and union placemen and women leak like seives to their bosses.
            Listen to the union idiot basically stating that effective teachers should not be paid more than inneffective ones on the Toady Programme. Even Humphries was incredulous over this union idiot’s lack of logic and intelligence.


        • 93
          Camilla Parker-Starney says:

          Yes, he’s been caught with his pants down.


        • 204
          Dave Bruce says:

          erm. Not being kinky. But do u have the photo. Lol
          ( joking).


    • 11
      misterned says:

      Apparently, dishonesty, hypocrisy and criminality are only wrong when its done by people who are not labour. When labour MPs do it, then it’s acceptable.

      Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions.


      • 21
        The Old Todger says:

        M, “Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions” I thought that was James Murdoch


      • 22
        Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

        Apparently they’re all a bunch of contemptuous, lying, hypocritical shits. Regardless of which tribe they belong to.

        Bah and humbug, I’ve often shat something with greater integrity than the Axis of Arseholes in Westminster.


    • 24
      illogical says:

      Core participant?
      Y front politics yet back door access, both to information and actions, obtained and dispensed. Nothing new about our opposition.


      • 59
        Grim says:

        Parliament is a pretty contemptible bunch of slimes, he is correct.


        • 167
          Spangles says:

          I suspect Twatson has told Bryant & other cronies what’s been going on in that committee.

          Please let Fatso get his soon.


          • I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

            Is there a Code of Conduct fo Select Committee members to follow?


    • 62
      Fish says:

      Hypocracy? Labour’s riddled with it.


    • 79
      Maximus says:

      Guido, I am sick of looking at that photo. I’d rather you put up a discarded pair of tramp’s underpants. The synecdoche would evident to everyone. (Well, anyone you should care about it – windowlickrs etc).


    • 91
      Sandra in accounts says:

      Is Bryant the one who pictorially advertises himself in grubby underwear, trawling the internet for rough gay sex with strangers?

      Is it that Bryant?


    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      “….contempt of parl?”
      Not so Bryant;the contempt is for most of the members of parliament & not for the institution of Parliament.


      • 105
        Jeffrey Bernard says:

        Bryant is a pompous, hypocritical prat. He should be treated with contempt.


        • 185
          Flatus Veteranus says:

          MMmm. Good idea. I have just christened my new base ball bat ‘Contempt’. I could treat that self seeking twerp all day long (and into the evening but I would have to stop before closing time so that I could celebrate a productive days work with a couple of glasses of lager – and then perhaps a mystery meat curry).


    • 108
      Cheese says:

      Smelly Y fronts.


    • 116
      Popeye says:

      He’s a nasty little man, I think I mean man?


  2. 2
    les says:

    Cameron mentioned this yesterday in the House – Bryant’s face was a picture when he was told he should apologise!


    • 47
      Reds Under the Bed says:

      My fave Cameron put-down of Bryant was at PMQs before one Xmas and Bryant came up with a tortuous pantomine analogy and Dave replied, quick as a flash, “At least I’m not Widow Twanky!”

      Bryant was stunned by this.


  3. 4
    Twitter is for Tw@ts says:

    I see ChrisBryantMP is usng Twtter to post his inanities – can we just point out usng Twtter is an insult 2 intelllignt ppl?—
    Joe Public (@intelligentppl)


    • 20
      Handycock (Russian Spy Shagger) says:

      Chris Bryant deserves all he gets, after all it was him who had me removed as Chair of the Parliamentary all Party Russian Committee, go after him Guido. Boaz.


      • 32
        Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

        Go after him yourself you pathetic excuse for a mong-fiddler.


      • 89
        smoggie says:

        Thank you Double-O Senile, but you were discarded like a pair of old undies.


  4. 5
    Well it's a thought says:

    Thought his interest was selling male underpants of the internet just goes to show how wrong I can be, mr expert who’s seems to be wheeled out for anything Liebour thinks will give them a point or two over the idiots we have in today.


    • 64
      Anonymous says:

      This is typical of Labour hypocrisy, they scream for resignations from the Government. Not aware that people are laughing at them for doing so.As David Cameron said hy didnt Charlie Whelan or Damien Mc bride resign (amongst others)


    • 68
      Anonymous says:

      Todays idiots have more integrity than Labour, by a country mile !


  5. 6
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself in in his Y Fronts


    • 19
      Hang 'em all says:

      Quite. Is there, by any chance, a link between the miserable f*cked-up state of Britain as it is today, and the fact the people running the country on our behalf for the last 15 years are f*cked-up perverted turdburgling f!lth who put semi-naked pictures of themselves on perverts’ dating sites?


    • 33
      Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

      My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself with a banana. Doubly so, if its another man’s banana.


  6. 7
    Hang The Bastards says:

    The wanker doesnt even know what day it is


  7. 8
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s victory in London?


    • 16
      jgm2 says:

      More likely preparing his alibi for when Ken is routed despite 130% of the voters in Tower Hamlets voting for Ken.


      • 41
        Sir Aston Martin says:

        Only 130%? Have the rest defected to UKIP?


        • 78
          That same printer Pakland says:

          You are needing more of the printed bollox papers is it sahib?


        • 92
          smoggie says:

          Yes, the UKIP is full of defectives from other parties.


          • Sandra in accounts says:

            Poor, desperate Cameroons.

            One term Dave is fucked – he turned his back on real grassroots Tories & now can look forward to repaping the whirlwind.

            Ed may become PM – & it will be all Daves fault.


      • 88
        Maximus says:

        Ken should be routed to Boris Airport – with cement shoes.


    • 50
      Peppers Ghost says:

      Correct not up yet. He’s just been on a 36 hour LAN party marathon


    • 104
      Margot Ledbetter says:

      Where is Anonymous with his helpful and insightful comments putting the Labour POV?

      Or has his free internship ended?


    • 112
      Anonymous says:

      “So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s defeat in London?”


  8. 9
    jgm2 says:

    C*unt is c*unt shocker.


  9. 10
    Karma says:

    Bryant should stick to his under pant photo exhibition!


  10. 12
    Ah! Monika says:

    Like a rat, he doesn’t improve with age.


  11. 14
    The Old Todger says:

    “we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton” of course James Murdoch had a severe attack of amnesia, so he could not be at fault like those other nasty people who could remember what went on.


    • 18
      Tony Blair says:

      I can’t remember shit about rendition.


    • 44
      illogical says:

      Actually with all participants playing their dealt hand close to their chest only Watson has been proved to have told an untruth and on a triviality too.
      When he revealed he had copied the Campbell article on Guido’s site the miraculous addition of material that had been redacted was overlooked by Leveson more concerned with following the stitch up against NI.
      Innocent till proven guilty counts for all I hope


    • 56
      Peppers Ghost says:

      What an omnishambles this is


  12. 15
    Ed Balls says:



    • 17
      The Old Todger says:

      I a face stuffing competion with Pickles


      • 35
        THE burnistoun butcher says:

        Elementary my dear Watson, there are no pies left on the tray, ergo you ate them you fat twat!
        Now feck off for a walk in the woods with your pen knife.


    • 39
      Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

      Catching up on some sleep after another 24 hour console busting session.


  13. 23
    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:

    Cameron performed rather brilliantly…Speaker Bercow, like Muttley the dog, had been foiled


  14. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Salmong pisses off the Unionists.

    This time in Northern Ireland. Free tuition if you are from The North, and have an Irish passport. The Rangers supporting tribe won’t be impressed.


    • 36
      jgm2 says:

      Rangers are too busy lamenting the fact that their football club has been run with the same attention to long term viability as the UK economy was by the Maximum Imbecile.

      Hire as many folk as you can with as much borrowed money as you can lay your hands on purely to keep up app*earances. Then when it all goes tits up blame the bank for pulling the plug.


    • 54
      annette curton says:

      I noticed this means they can still get a student loan as well even though they will not be paying the education fees and @ currently only 1.5% APR and no need ever to pay anything back if your (official) annual income is kept under £15,500, that means virtually free money, fill your boots freshers.


    • 60
      dont be daft says:

      You think that this ludicrous situation will displease a Unionist family from NI which can save £9000 by availing of a Republic of Ireland passport?
      Are you nuts.
      They’ll take advantage of it happily.


  15. 30
    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:

    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 1, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Cameron performed rather brilliantly…Spe@ker Bercow, like Muttley the dog, had been foiled



  16. 31
    House Janitor says:

    don’t you lot think you should be in work now, running your precious little companies for Britain or counting you millions at the bank just to make sure you haven’t lost any – it’s gone 9 o’clock….?

    go on, bugger off I’ve got real work to do


  17. 37
    Get rid of BBC and save £145.50p says:

    What colour are this man’s underpants?

    If he has evidence of criminal procedure he should grab the miscreants by the collar and take them directly to the Tower of London.


  18. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish Ken well.


  19. 40
    Blinky at the box office says:

    Any of you seen the film Lockout? It’s a cracking sci-fi action flick. The villains are both Scots and the lead villain bears an uncanny resemblance to Blinky, especially in the way they both bulge their eyes. Makes it all the more enjoyable to hate the character.


  20. 43
    I love my Y Fronts says:

    Bryant, is that the slimy labour pervert who who takes smutty pictures of himself in his Y fronts. What could possibly make people vote for him? -


    • 134
      misterned says:

      What could possibly make people vote for him? The word labour next to his name.

      If the word labour makes labour supporters vote for a millionaire tax dodger who has embraced racist homophobic extremists, then there is no limit to the kinds of shit that labour voters will support, so long as they stand for election under the labour name. Labour voters have no shame whatsoever.


    • 140
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      Just try to think of other MPs in their Y-Fronts! Bet he won’t look so bad in comparison.


  21. 45
    SouthEastVoter says:

    Leaky Bryant? I didn’t look at the photo that closely.


    • 142
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      I did! Gosh, a pot-bellied old geezer like me would die for a physique like that.


  22. 48
    Jonathan says:

    Do we really have to give this ghastly creature any kind of additional exposure? He seems more than capable of doing that anyway by the well known photograph of him in his underpants. A mentally challenged hypocrite and a nasty piece of work – one rule for Labour MPs (himself included) and another for everyone else.


  23. 51
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m always leaking.


  24. 52
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The toxic mix of sanctimony and hypocrisy we have come to expect from politicians of all stripes.


    • 80
      Revd. Phoney £rd Way B£iar, Sanctimonious Git and £iar says:

      Steady ON!!!! – it came from my heart you know!

      I felt It Was The Right Thing To Do!


  25. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    Poisonous caterpillars could bring misery to millions of Olympic spectators
    ( Telegraph)

    Then again if Ken wins……………..


    • 84
      annette curton says:

      The situation is more serious than I thought, water cannon filled with pesticides may need to be positioned at strategic points, I’m sure Cobra has contingency plans put in place for all eventualities.


      • 90
        annette curton says:

        Ps, Where did they all get the tickets from?.


        • 137
          The Golem says:

          Perhaps there’s a huge government warehouse in the depths of Wales filled to the roof with tickets for the games. They must be somewhere!


          • I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

            I think you will find that huge government warehouses in Wales are called reservoirs.


      • 197
        Head of Games Security says:

        We don’t have any water cannons. May be able to rustle up a few water pistols though. Will they do?


  26. 67

    Ken must have a very understanding GP to give him such a large Viagra order, as it is a sure thing if he wins, he intends to f.uck every single person in London.

    (It must be strong stuff as well, to overcome the blood in his alcohol stream.)


  27. 70
    Barry says:

    Surely the use of the non-word “parl” displays a contempt of Parliament.


  28. 72
    Boris says:

    ” Bryant, he eats fucking bollocks “


  29. 73
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say chaps!!!! Never mind this jolly election thingy! – my chum Joules says it’s in the bag!! Watt!!!!?

    Let’s turn to the really important issue – how to get this jolly bum-sex – I mean SAME-sex marriage thingy to seem normal! Watt? Wattage ?? Watter ???? Ha hAh aHah !!!!


    • 123

      Yeth pleath – letth not wule out any potenthial voterth. I did weally, weally well in the HOC yethderday. That John Bercow ith thuch a nithe man – like Tharkothy in height, but politically thtupid. Perfect for my New New Old Liebour Party.

      Can I have 5 minutth on my Ribikth cube, Mr. Ballth, PLEATH!


    • 193
      Tony Blair and the Labour mongs says:

      War! Huggghhhhhh! What is good for?

      Look, well, it’s actually good for a bit of torture and rendition


  30. 77
    Ah! Monika says:

    Real-life. The curious case of the men who go back to childhood.

    The men now spend their days watching episodes of The Smurfs, eating crisps and playing snakes and ladders because Cluedo is too difficult.

    I think it’s called Westminster syndrome


  31. 81
    Margaret Moran says:

    I don’t understand why the psychiatrist diagnosed me as mentally unstable. All I said was I think I’m sexy.


    • 85
      The Psychiatrist says:

      Actually, – I got her talking about who she looks up to as a guiding light in her life.

      She said – Gordon Brown!


    • 127
      Diane Abbarse says:

      Not as sexy as me surely. I am queen of the fat liebour cows herd.


  32. 83
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Can’t be true it’s not been reported on the BBC.


  33. 87
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I don’t know whether to call him a Huhne or a Hunt.
    Just have to content ourselves that he won’t be close to being in government for the next decade.


  34. 95
    Fully clothed says:

    Can this odious little squirt hate himself so much that he would post photo’s of himself on the internet in such a disagreeable way?

    Or was he born hypocritical, petty, nasty and with chip on his shoulder?


  35. 97
    Gonk says:

    Chris Bryant = WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + hHb) + Wm(1 + Hm)
    Less water absorption. Therefore Chris Bryant = 12 stone of faecal matter


    • 201
      Ivor Tapeworm says:

      WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + Hb) + Wm(1 + Hm) surely.

      Motions are not a second-order function.

      Come to think of it, the above equation relates to mass of a motion, not velocity.

      All very confusing.


  36. 100
    Ah! Monika says:

    “Number of women wanting to be nuns has tripled. Why?” ( Times )

    They get into the habit?


  37. 102
    Legal Crook says:

    Bryant had a go at Dave yesterday over Hunt. Bryant after being told to apologise, had a face like thunder after being told what a duplicitous leaky hoon he was.


    • 110
      Gonk says:

      Chris Bryant having a go at you is about as threatening as :
      A dog having a crap in the next street.
      A butterfly flying momentarily in your eye line whilst reading the gas bill.
      Someone digging a trench in the garden of your neighbour.
      A problem with a reef in Guam.


  38. 107
    Keith Dovkunt says:

    You wouldn’t happen to have buried away in your files, a picture of a twat standing in front of a mirror in his shreddies, would you Guido?


  39. 109
    Gordon McMental says:

    Leaking’s for homos – I’m a dribbler, me.


  40. 111
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.


  41. 114
    Mike Newman says:

    Welsh politician denies leek.


  42. 120
    Hammond for PM says:

    I thought the Prime Minister had one of his better days in the Chamber yesterday.

    It is a shame that non of our Liberal colleagues were there to savour the moment.


  43. 122
    PJ Party says:


  44. 133
    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    A top bloke is that Chris Bryant


  45. 136
    Dudley Zoo says:

    Bryant should remember who smelt it dealt it


  46. 146
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Bryant is a spiteful little shit, and typical of labour.


    • 152
      foofootittybum says:

      The bitch needs therapy, she’s never got over the fact that she helped Brown into power, and then the mental cuпt lost.


  47. 148
    Chris boyo says:

    My husband doesn’t like me going into the Strangers Bar, he get’s so jealous. It’s not as if gays have got a reputation for being feral fuckers and rather fickle, innit?


  48. 149
    Hello Ducky says:

    strewth, look at Dennis Skinner in todays Sun, he looks like peter mandelsons grandmother


  49. 150
    Popcorn says:

    I’m all for capitalism but cinemas charging £7 for popcorn and a drink takes the piss.


  50. 154
    Love watching muzbots get killed in films says:

    If, like me, you enjoy watching muzees get blown away in action films, I recommend the following, all of which upset lefties no end.

    Wanted Dead or Alive
    The Delta Force
    Death Before Dishonour
    True Lies
    Executive Decision
    Rules of Engagement
    The Siege


    • 170
      Your Friendly Neighbourhood Film Archive Service says:

      He doesn’t get killed, but “enhanced interrogation methods” are applied to him:
      Sean Connery as Raisuli the desert bandit in “The Wind and the Lion,” in which some “extrajudicial procedure” by US Marines secures the release of a kidnapped American woman played by Candace Bergen, in one of the ice-queen roles she used to play before becoming primarily known as a comic actress. Don’t ask me why a Moroccan desert bandit should sound Scottish.


  51. 155
    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    This Bryant person should be banned from the site by Guido.

    Mr Cameron in the Chamber yesterday said he had done wrong. He asked this person to apologise. This person just stood there with his mouth wide open.

    Yet undercover of darkness this person is heard sniping at others behind their backs.


  52. 160
    abbott the racist says:


    • 169
      Go Now says:

      So why do Abbott and Hundal live in this country when they can’t stand the natives?


    • 194
      book 'em Danno says:

      Seems like Labour are a right bunch of peeedohs, who else would go around trying to find pics of little boys


  53. 165
    Diane Abbot says:

    Hey honkys! Stop dividin and rulin, ya bloodclaats!


  54. 175
    The UK MET Office 23.03.12 says:

    The forecast for average UK rainfall slightly favours drier than average conditions for April-May-June as a whole, and also slightly favours April being the driest of the 3 months.


  55. 179
    Variable This Is Knife says:

    underpants Bryant?
    hasn’t he died of shame yet?


  56. 183
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    Will he now publicly call for Watson to be called before the house to account for his actions?


  57. 189
    The Tuscan Kid says:

    Chris Bryant is just pants, literally.


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