May 1st, 2012

Leaky Bryant Attacks Hack Leak

Predictably the contents of the Culture Select Committee report into phonehacking has leaked, despite it being printed overnight at heaven knows what cost, in order to avoid this exact situation. Ahead of this morning’s press conference we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton. However it’s the sideshow that caught Guido’s eye…

This is the same Chris Bryant who last week revealed information that he only had access to due to his special status as a Core Participant of the Leveson Inquiry, meaning he gets to see evidence in advance. Given that he later went after the ITV journalists personally for doing their job he does not appear to be joking…


  1. 1
    Backwoodsman says:

    Oh dear, labour politician is hypocritical little shit, who’d have thunk it !

  2. 2
    les says:

    Cameron mentioned this yesterday in the House – Bryant’s face was a picture when he was told he should apologise!

  3. 3
    Sack Vichy Dave - Elect a Tory says:

    “That’s another of those irregular verbs, isn’t it? I give confidential press briefings; you leak; he’s being charged under section 2A of the Official Secrets Act”

  4. 4
    Twitter is for Tw@ts says:

    I see ChrisBryantMP is usng Twtter to post his inanities – can we just point out usng Twtter is an insult 2 intelllignt ppl?—
    Joe Public (@intelligentppl)

  5. 5
    Well it's a thought says:

    Thought his interest was selling male underpants of the internet just goes to show how wrong I can be, mr expert who’s seems to be wheeled out for anything Liebour thinks will give them a point or two over the idiots we have in today.

  6. 6
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself in in his Y Fronts

  7. 7
    Hang The Bastards says:

    The wanker doesnt even know what day it is

  8. 8
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s victory in London?

  9. 9
    jgm2 says:

    C*unt is c*unt shocker.

  10. 10
    Karma says:

    Bryant should stick to his under pant photo exhibition!

  11. 11
    misterned says:

    Apparently, dishonesty, hypocrisy and criminality are only wrong when its done by people who are not labour. When labour MPs do it, then it’s acceptable.

    Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions.

  12. 12
    Ah! Monika says:

    Like a rat, he doesn’t improve with age.

  13. 13
    Theresa 'Aren't my shoes just to die for?' May says:

    That would be me.

  14. 14
    The Old Todger says:

    “we already know that James Murdoch will be criticised but not accused of misleading parliament, unlike News International bad boys Colin Myler, Tom Chrone and Les Hinton” of course James Murdoch had a severe attack of amnesia, so he could not be at fault like those other nasty people who could remember what went on.

  15. 15
    Ed Balls says:


  16. 16
    jgm2 says:

    More likely preparing his alibi for when Ken is routed despite 130% of the voters in Tower Hamlets voting for Ken.

  17. 17
    The Old Todger says:

    I a face stuffing competion with Pickles

  18. 18
    Tony Blair says:

    I can’t remember shit about rendition.

  19. 19
    Hang 'em all says:

    Quite. Is there, by any chance, a link between the miserable f*cked-up state of Britain as it is today, and the fact the people running the country on our behalf for the last 15 years are f*cked-up perverted turdburgling f!lth who put semi-naked pictures of themselves on perverts’ dating sites?

  20. 20
    Handycock (Russian Spy Shagger) says:

    Chris Bryant deserves all he gets, after all it was him who had me removed as Chair of the Parliamentary all Party Russian Committee, go after him Guido. Boaz.

  21. 21
    The Old Todger says:

    M, “Either that or they are in complete denial about their own actions” I thought that was James Murdoch

  22. 22
    Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

    Apparently they’re all a bunch of contemptuous, lying, hypocritical shits. Regardless of which tribe they belong to.

    Bah and humbug, I’ve often shat something with greater integrity than the Axis of Arseholes in Westminster.

  23. 23
    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:

    Cameron performed rather brilliantly…Speaker Bercow, like Muttley the dog, had been foiled

  24. 24
    illogical says:

    Core participant?
    Y front politics yet back door access, both to information and actions, obtained and dispensed. Nothing new about our opposition.

  25. 25
    Ho ho ho says:

    difficult to take him seriously after the undies photo

  26. 26
    Why do we tolerate these people? says:

    I’m sure sooner or later the p*ervert will be found in his wardrobe, dangling by his dressing gown cord with his underpants around his ankles.

  27. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Salmong pisses off the Unionists.

    This time in Northern Ireland. Free tuition if you are from The North, and have an Irish passport. The Rangers supporting tribe won’t be impressed.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Man City 1 – 0 Rags

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    Journalists and politicians are liars shocker.

    Next you’ll be telling me not to trust lawyers or estate agents.

  30. 30
    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:

    Ah! Monika (Mail) says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    May 1, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Cameron performed rather brilliantly…Spe@ker Bercow, like Muttley the dog, had been foiled


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    House Janitor says:

    don’t you lot think you should be in work now, running your precious little companies for Britain or counting you millions at the bank just to make sure you haven’t lost any – it’s gone 9 o’clock….?

    go on, bugger off I’ve got real work to do

  32. 32
    Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

    Go after him yourself you pathetic excuse for a mong-fiddler.

  33. 33
    Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

    My mummy always taught me never to trust a man so desperate he posts on the internet pictures of himself with a banana. Doubly so, if its another man’s banana.

  34. 34
    Well it's a thought says:

    We pay people to do that sort of thing, we have to go to the club and have our breakfast before going in to sign a few bits of paper and then buzz off for lunch.

  35. 35
    THE burnistoun butcher says:

    Elementary my dear Watson, there are no pies left on the tray, ergo you ate them you fat twat!
    Now feck off for a walk in the woods with your pen knife.

  36. 36
    jgm2 says:

    Rangers are too busy lamenting the fact that their football club has been run with the same attention to long term viability as the UK economy was by the Maximum Imbecile.

    Hire as many folk as you can with as much borrowed money as you can lay your hands on purely to keep up app*earances. Then when it all goes tits up blame the bank for pulling the plug.

  37. 37
    Get rid of BBC and save £145.50p says:

    What colour are this man’s underpants?

    If he has evidence of criminal procedure he should grab the miscreants by the collar and take them directly to the Tower of London.

  38. 38
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish Ken well.

  39. 39
    Just busting my soapbox. Nothing to see here. Move along... says:

    Catching up on some sleep after another 24 hour console busting session.

  40. 40
    Blinky at the box office says:

    Any of you seen the film Lockout? It’s a cracking sci-fi action flick. The villains are both Scots and the lead villain bears an uncanny resemblance to Blinky, especially in the way they both bulge their eyes. Makes it all the more enjoyable to hate the character.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Only 130%? Have the rest defected to UKIP?

  42. 42
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Why do MPs think they should be treated seriously when they do not have the courage, decency to clean up the House of Corruption? The Kelly report is still on the shelf- why???????

    All this crap about Hunt, if true then Cable must equally be in the frame for sacking for abusing his position claiming he was going to destroy News Corp, a bit like his mad mate Gordon Brown ie Labour’s position, as they were all behind Brown. There is not any difference. It is Westminster hype. There is better things for them to be getting on with- rectify the stupid economic mess the UK is in because of MPs, lower taxes, lower fuel bills, less EU BS, stop immigration etc. When are ministers past and present going to be held to account for the mess they created in running the country, this is far more important. Right to recall, more referendums as MPs cannot be trusted and few are competent enough in their role.

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    I love my Y Fronts says:

    Bryant, is that the slimy labour pervert who who takes smutty pictures of himself in his Y fronts. What could possibly make people vote for him? -

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    illogical says:

    Actually with all participants playing their dealt hand close to their chest only Watson has been proved to have told an untruth and on a triviality too.
    When he revealed he had copied the Campbell article on Guido’s site the miraculous addition of material that had been redacted was overlooked by Leveson more concerned with following the stitch up against NI.
    Innocent till proven guilty counts for all I hope

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    SouthEastVoter says:

    Leaky Bryant? I didn’t look at the photo that closely.

  46. 46
    I love my Y Fronts says:

    More than likely dirty grey and stained!

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    Reds Under the Bed says:

    My fave Cameron put-down of Bryant was at PMQs before one Xmas and Bryant came up with a tortuous pantomine analogy and Dave replied, quick as a flash, “At least I’m not Widow Twanky!”

    Bryant was stunned by this.

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    Jonathan says:

    Do we really have to give this ghastly creature any kind of additional exposure? He seems more than capable of doing that anyway by the well known photograph of him in his underpants. A mentally challenged hypocrite and a nasty piece of work – one rule for Labour MPs (himself included) and another for everyone else.

  49. 49

    AND an orange in his mouth for some strange reason – MI6 do have strange imaginations, or would that be foil hat time?

  50. 50
    Peppers Ghost says:

    Correct not up yet. He’s just been on a 36 hour LAN party marathon

  51. 51
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m always leaking.

  52. 52
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The toxic mix of sanctimony and hypocrisy we have come to expect from politicians of all stripes.

  53. 53
    David Mellor says:

    I prefer a Chelsea Strip

  54. 54
    annette curton says:

    I noticed this means they can still get a student loan as well even though they will not be paying the education fees and @ currently only 1.5% APR and no need ever to pay anything back if your (official) annual income is kept under £15,500, that means virtually free money, fill your boots freshers.

  55. 55
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Ben Bradshaw mentioned in one piece, immediately followed by Chris Bryant. Very unfair at this hour of the morning, Guido. Chez Highside, it put Senior Management off her porridge.

  56. 56
    Peppers Ghost says:

    What an omnishambles this is

  57. 57
    The last Jack Straw says:

    Nor me

  58. 58

    Speak for yourself, old boy. What IS your line of country?

  59. 59
    Grim says:

    Parliament is a pretty contemptible bunch of slimes, he is correct.

  60. 60
    dont be daft says:

    You think that this ludicrous situation will displease a Unionist family from NI which can save £9000 by availing of a Republic of Ireland passport?
    Are you nuts.
    They’ll take advantage of it happily.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    Poisonous caterpillars could bring misery to millions of Olympic spectators
    ( Telegraph)

    Then again if Ken wins……………..

  62. 62
    Fish says:

    Hypocracy? Labour’s riddled with it.

  63. 63

    I still wish Ken was unwell at the bottom of a well, there to dwell in adamantine chains and penal fire, who durst defy with lies – the omnipotent TAX MAN.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    This is typical of Labour hypocrisy, they scream for resignations from the Government. Not aware that people are laughing at them for doing so.As David Cameron said hy didnt Charlie Whelan or Damien Mc bride resign (amongst others)

  65. 65
    Ah! Monika says:

    Better still, for easy disposal, in a red holdall.

  66. 66
    annette curton says:

    3 year course = saving £27,000, even today’s education fodder could not be that thick it’s a gift, welcome to Bonnie Scotchland.

  67. 67

    Ken must have a very understanding GP to give him such a large Viagra order, as it is a sure thing if he wins, he intends to f.uck every single person in London.

    (It must be strong stuff as well, to overcome the blood in his alcohol stream.)

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Todays idiots have more integrity than Labour, by a country mile !

  69. 69
    Nurse says:

    Oh Gordon !!!! – and we’ve only just cleaned you up !!!!

  70. 70
    Barry says:

    Surely the use of the non-word “parl” displays a contempt of Parliament.

  71. 71
    Jacqueline Dromey says:

    It’s what we do best.

  72. 72
    Boris says:

    ” Bryant, he eats fucking bollocks “

  73. 73
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say chaps!!!! Never mind this jolly election thingy! – my chum Joules says it’s in the bag!! Watt!!!!?

    Let’s turn to the really important issue – how to get this jolly bum-sex – I mean SAME-sex marriage thingy to seem normal! Watt? Wattage ?? Watter ???? Ha hAh aHah !!!!

  74. 74
    Jackie Dromydairy, the only gal with a cock and no clit says:

    I’m so very happy

  75. 75
    Another typical Labour none worker says:

    Isn’t it time to go and sign on?

  76. 76
    A. Cobbler says:

    By all means dye your shoes madam, – but that leaves the rest of you …..

  77. 77
    Ah! Monika says:

    Real-life. The curious case of the men who go back to childhood.

    The men now spend their days watching episodes of The Smurfs, eating crisps and playing snakes and ladders because Cluedo is too difficult.

    I think it’s called Westminster syndrome

  78. 78
    That same printer Pakland says:

    You are needing more of the printed bollox papers is it sahib?

  79. 79
    Maximus says:

    Guido, I am sick of looking at that photo. I’d rather you put up a discarded pair of tramp’s underpants. The synecdoche would evident to everyone. (Well, anyone you should care about it – windowlickrs etc).

  80. 80
    Revd. Phoney £rd Way B£iar, Sanctimonious Git and £iar says:

    Steady ON!!!! – it came from my heart you know!

    I felt It Was The Right Thing To Do!

  81. 81
    Margaret Moran says:

    I don’t understand why the psychiatrist diagnosed me as mentally unstable. All I said was I think I’m sexy.

  82. 82
    m'Lord Fondlesbumz of Boyz says:


  83. 83
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Can’t be true it’s not been reported on the BBC.

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    The situation is more serious than I thought, water cannon filled with pesticides may need to be positioned at strategic points, I’m sure Cobra has contingency plans put in place for all eventualities.

  85. 85
    The Psychiatrist says:

    Actually, – I got her talking about who she looks up to as a guiding light in her life.

    She said – Gordon Brown!

  86. 86
    Onlooker says:

    Better than wimmin reading ‘Goodbye’

  87. 87
    Widescreen2010 says:

    I don’t know whether to call him a Huhne or a Hunt.
    Just have to content ourselves that he won’t be close to being in government for the next decade.

  88. 88
    Maximus says:

    Ken should be routed to Boris Airport – with cement shoes.

  89. 89
    smoggie says:

    Thank you Double-O Senile, but you were discarded like a pair of old undies.

  90. 90
    annette curton says:

    Ps, Where did they all get the tickets from?.

  91. 91
    Sandra in accounts says:

    Is Bryant the one who pictorially advertises himself in grubby underwear, trawling the internet for rough gay sex with strangers?

    Is it that Bryant?

  92. 92
    smoggie says:

    Yes, the UKIP is full of defectives from other parties.

  93. 93
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    Yes, he’s been caught with his pants down.

  94. 94
    smoggie says:

    But it means living in Scotland for three years. I’d get a loan.

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    Fully clothed says:

    Can this odious little squirt hate himself so much that he would post photo’s of himself on the internet in such a disagreeable way?

    Or was he born hypocritical, petty, nasty and with chip on his shoulder?

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    Loungelizard says:

    No wonder Scotland’s infrastructure is collapsing.

  97. 97
    Gonk says:

    Chris Bryant = WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + hHb) + Wm(1 + Hm)
    Less water absorption. Therefore Chris Bryant = 12 stone of faecal matter

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    “….contempt of parl?”
    Not so Bryant;the contempt is for most of the members of parliament & not for the institution of Parliament.

  99. 99
    Ken Woodchef says:

    No, Bryant is a shy retiring type.

    Few men have penetrated his inner circle.

  100. 100
    Ah! Monika says:

    “Number of women wanting to be nuns has tripled. Why?” ( Times )

    They get into the habit?

  101. 101
    Sandalista says:

    It all makes used car salesmen look good.

  102. 102
    Legal Crook says:

    Bryant had a go at Dave yesterday over Hunt. Bryant after being told to apologise, had a face like thunder after being told what a duplicitous leaky hoon he was.

  103. 103
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I though Balls’ best role though was as Piers Fletcher Dervish in the New Statesman.

  104. 104
    Margot Ledbetter says:

    Where is Anonymous with his helpful and insightful comments putting the Labour POV?

    Or has his free internship ended?

  105. 105
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Bryant is a pompous, hypocritical prat. He should be treated with contempt.

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Maximus, we know what you mean but I suggest it would be easier to understand had you placed “pair of” before “discarded”.

  107. 107
    Keith Dovkunt says:

    You wouldn’t happen to have buried away in your files, a picture of a twat standing in front of a mirror in his shreddies, would you Guido?

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    Cheese says:

    Smelly Y fronts.

  109. 109
    Gordon McMental says:

    Leaking’s for homos – I’m a dribbler, me.

  110. 110
    Gonk says:

    Chris Bryant having a go at you is about as threatening as :
    A dog having a crap in the next street.
    A butterfly flying momentarily in your eye line whilst reading the gas bill.
    Someone digging a trench in the garden of your neighbour.
    A problem with a reef in Guam.

  111. 111
    Ed Miliband says:

    Mayday, Mayday, Mayday.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    “So who leaked the report. And why is Watson so quiet? Not up yet? Away working to ensure Ken’s defeat in London?”

  113. 113
    Gotcha! says:

    Boris opens up 12 point lead on Red Kenneth

    Galloway calls on Ken to be even more Left Wing.

    Errr, not good advice wee Georgie.

  114. 114
    Mike Newman says:

    Welsh politician denies leek.

  115. 115
    Selohesra says:

    Is that porridge as in euphermism or just some disgusting Scotch breakfast

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    Popeye says:

    He’s a nasty little man, I think I mean man?

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    a non says:


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    annette curton says:

    They are all ex-girlfriends of David Cameron.

  119. 119
    Popeye says:

    Only just!

  120. 120
    Hammond for PM says:

    I thought the Prime Minister had one of his better days in the Chamber yesterday.

    It is a shame that non of our Liberal colleagues were there to savour the moment.

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    Gonk says:

    Always reminds me of Alf Tupper ..Thick and thinks he can run.

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    PJ Party says:

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    Yeth pleath – letth not wule out any potenthial voterth. I did weally, weally well in the HOC yethderday. That John Bercow ith thuch a nithe man – like Tharkothy in height, but politically thtupid. Perfect for my New New Old Liebour Party.

    Can I have 5 minutth on my Ribikth cube, Mr. Ballth, PLEATH!

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    Legal Crook says:

    Posted in Canterbury, for elections in Scotland?

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    Hugh Janus says:


  126. 126
    Loungelizard says:

    No Sarah, that was Diane Fatbutt in a red coat, Specksavers?

  127. 127
    Diane Abbarse says:

    Not as sexy as me surely. I am queen of the fat liebour cows herd.

  128. 128
    m'Lord Handlezbumz of PrettyBoyz says:

    mmmmmm! – still lovely!

  129. 129
    Brian Paddick's husband says:

    Where do you think I found my wife?

  130. 130
    Airey Belvoir says:

    London election? A woman claiming to live in Jockland? I wonder how many places she is registered to vote (Canterbury doubtless included).

  131. 131

    Because they believe the world will end, not with a bang, but with a wimple?

  132. 132
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Sorry Legal Crook, we crossed in the post. Great minds, etc.

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    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    A top bloke is that Chris Bryant

  134. 134
    misterned says:

    What could possibly make people vote for him? The word labour next to his name.

    If the word labour makes labour supporters vote for a millionaire tax dodger who has embraced racist homophobic extremists, then there is no limit to the kinds of shit that labour voters will support, so long as they stand for election under the labour name. Labour voters have no shame whatsoever.

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    Benbumsure says:

    Chris is one seriously messed up bitch.

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    Dudley Zoo says:

    Bryant should remember who smelt it dealt it

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    The Golem says:

    Perhaps there’s a huge government warehouse in the depths of Wales filled to the roof with tickets for the games. They must be somewhere!

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    one lump or two? says:

    Used to be a vicar, dontcha know?

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Just try to think of other MPs in their Y-Fronts! Bet he won’t look so bad in comparison.

  141. 141
    Βilly says:

    I had da best boyfwiend in da world…:)

  142. 142
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I did! Gosh, a pot-bellied old geezer like me would die for a physique like that.

  143. 143
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah I remember Alf, thought fish and chips was the best food for a top athlete.

  144. 144
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    The courses in Skintland last for 4 years.

  145. 145
    Gordon Brown says:

    my wife has been putting things in the letterbox

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Bryant is a spiteful little shit, and typical of labour.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sarah zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Chris boyo says:

    My husband doesn’t like me going into the Strangers Bar, he get’s so jealous. It’s not as if gays have got a reputation for being feral fuckers and rather fickle, innit?

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    Hello Ducky says:

    strewth, look at Dennis Skinner in todays Sun, he looks like peter mandelsons grandmother

  150. 150
    Popcorn says:

    I’m all for capitalism but cinemas charging £7 for popcorn and a drink takes the piss.

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    Sandra in accounts says:

    Does he play the lady or the man when he meets up with those men he finds on the internet?

    He looks like a receiver to me.

    We should be told.

  152. 152
    foofootittybum says:

    The bitch needs therapy, she’s never got over the fact that she helped Brown into power, and then the mental cuпt lost.

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    Sandra in accounts says:

    Poor, desperate Cameroons.

    One term Dave is fucked – he turned his back on real grassroots Tories & now can look forward to repaping the whirlwind.

    Ed may become PM – & it will be all Daves fault.

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    Love watching muzbots get killed in films says:

    If, like me, you enjoy watching muzees get blown away in action films, I recommend the following, all of which upset lefties no end.

    Wanted Dead or Alive
    The Delta Force
    Death Before Dishonour
    True Lies
    Executive Decision
    Rules of Engagement
    The Siege

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    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    This Bryant person should be banned from the site by Guido.

    Mr Cameron in the Chamber yesterday said he had done wrong. He asked this person to apologise. This person just stood there with his mouth wide open.

    Yet undercover of darkness this person is heard sniping at others behind their backs.

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    Sandra in accounts says:

    His he so leaky because he has been over stretched?

  157. 157
    illogical says:

    It could be just the result of gender reassignment.
    Even Bryant makes veiled threats.

  158. 158
    muzbot says:

    The world IS going to end, and we’re here to make sure it bloody well does.

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Not just lack of shame, they have a total lack of brains too.

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    abbott the racist says:

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    The ginger cow daren’t turn up at an election station…. she’d get stoned to death.

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    jones says:

    Our humour is the pits.

  163. 163
    annette curton says:

    Very droll… out, out, brief-candle.

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    History says:

    He also used to be a Conservative.

  165. 165
    Diane Abbot says:

    Hey honkys! Stop dividin and rulin, ya bloodclaats!

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    Dobbie says:

    Is that like an official receiver?

  167. 167
    Spangles says:

    I suspect Twatson has told Bryant & other cronies what’s been going on in that committee.

    Please let Fatso get his soon.

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    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    Is there a Code of Conduct fo Select Committee members to follow?

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    Go Now says:

    So why do Abbott and Hundal live in this country when they can’t stand the natives?

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Film Archive Service says:

    He doesn’t get killed, but “enhanced interrogation methods” are applied to him:
    Sean Connery as Raisuli the desert bandit in “The Wind and the Lion,” in which some “extrajudicial procedure” by US Marines secures the release of a kidnapped American woman played by Candace Bergen, in one of the ice-queen roles she used to play before becoming primarily known as a comic actress. Don’t ask me why a Moroccan desert bandit should sound Scottish.

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    riddle diddled says:

    It figures.

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    Pundit Too says:

    Bring Back Communism (BBC) have been spouting the same story on the Toady Programme et al this morning.
    Labour and union placemen and women leak like seives to their bosses.
    Listen to the union idiot basically stating that effective teachers should not be paid more than inneffective ones on the Toady Programme. Even Humphries was incredulous over this union idiot’s lack of logic and intelligence.

  173. 173
    I remember when there were public toilets in the Rhondda says:

    I think you will find that huge government warehouses in Wales are called reservoirs.

  174. 174
    Pundit Too says:

    More of a deceiver, ladies.

  175. 175
    The UK MET Office 23.03.12 says:

    The forecast for average UK rainfall slightly favours drier than average conditions for April-May-June as a whole, and also slightly favours April being the driest of the 3 months.

  176. 176
    Pundit Too says:

    Scotland’s biggest export is in its people.

  177. 177
    IMHO says:

    Us Brits love our picaninnys to show a bit of spunk.

  178. 178
    donald says:

    Most Brits never get kilt in films.

  179. 179
    Variable This Is Knife says:

    underpants Bryant?
    hasn’t he died of shame yet?

  180. 180
    shakespeare says:

    You are stretching poetic licence a little far when mentioning “bloke”

  181. 181
    Bugler Bert says:

    Who caught him – Tom Watson? [or was it Sweetie Bradshaw………….]

  182. 182
    BBC HR Dept says:

    We should know.

  183. 183
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    Will he now publicly call for Watson to be called before the house to account for his actions?

  184. 184
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    What is shame? He was a Labour MP and Minister.

  185. 185
    Flatus Veteranus says:

    MMmm. Good idea. I have just christened my new base ball bat ‘Contempt’. I could treat that self seeking twerp all day long (and into the evening but I would have to stop before closing time so that I could celebrate a productive days work with a couple of glasses of lager – and then perhaps a mystery meat curry).

  186. 186

    But remember, that there’s some corner of a sporran field
    That is for ever England.

    Just not on penalties at Bannockburn.

  187. 187

    Did they also predict Gordon the Moron to win the 2010 election by a landslide?

  188. 188

    And I expect a “I’m Sorry I called you an uppity “N-word” card from Moonpig by first class post, or I’ll shiv ya, ya spook!

  189. 189
    The Tuscan Kid says:

    Chris Bryant is just pants, literally.

  190. 190
    Ken says:

    oh no!

  191. 191
    Sandy says:

    He probably meant polari

  192. 192
    The Old Todger says:

    I thought all curries were a mystery

  193. 193
    Tony Blair and the Labour mongs says:

    War! Huggghhhhhh! What is good for?

    Look, well, it’s actually good for a bit of torture and rendition

  194. 194
    book 'em Danno says:

    Seems like Labour are a right bunch of peeedohs, who else would go around trying to find pics of little boys

  195. 195
    hot stuff says:

    penile fire. oohh!!

  196. 196
    Mr D'Romey says:

    You talking about my bird?

  197. 197
    Head of Games Security says:

    We don’t have any water cannons. May be able to rustle up a few water pistols though. Will they do?

  198. 198
    One nun went with the other nun to make sure the first nun got none... says:

    …and keep out of the cucumber patch too.

  199. 199
    Postperson Patricia says:

    Or our beloved Cherie baby?

  200. 200
    Moroccan Roll says:

    Lotsa Moroccans speek Scotch because they listen to the BBC World service with its unintelligible Glaswegian presenters.

  201. 201
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    WF(1 + HF) + WB(1 + Hb) + Wm(1 + Hm) surely.

    Motions are not a second-order function.

    Come to think of it, the above equation relates to mass of a motion, not velocity.

    All very confusing.

  202. 202
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    I bet Bryant keeps a candle in his briefs.

  203. 203
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Bryant? The bare-cheeked Y-frontery of the man!

  204. 204
    Dave Bruce says:

    erm. Not being kinky. But do u have the photo. Lol
    ( joking).

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