May 1st, 2012

Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce to Enter Pleas Next Month
Carina Admits to High Court Invading Privacy

Reports suggest that Chris Huhne and Vicky Pryce will enter their pleas to charges of perverting the course of justice on June 1.

Meanwhile Chris Huhne’s bisexual lover – who is suing over invasion of privacy – admitted giving newspapers tips about the sex lives of Hollywood stars and senior politicians. Carina Trimingham confessed in the High Court last week to being the source of an article describing the ‘sexual antics’ of Oscar winner Russell Crowe with a BBC researcher at a bar. She also sold a diary story about the current Deputy Prime Minister, which she described as ‘Nick Clegg’s 18 shags story’. Carina also admitted that she had sent the infamous ‘Calamity Clegg’ email mocking Nick Clegg’s political skills while Chris Huhne’s press officer during the 2007 Lib Dem leadership contest. A bit rich of her to complain about invasions of privacy…


  1. 1
    Not the BBC says:

    Bang him up!

    If Liam stacey got 56 days for moronic comments, Huhne should get 4-5 years!

  2. 2
    You couldn't make it up says:

    A German nymphomaniac who’s been arrested 8 times has claimed her second victim. He was found by police weeping in a street. He told them she demanded sex for 36 hours. He said “I can’t walk”.

  3. 3
    Gilbert Fiddler says:

    You see, if they hadn’t had all those cameras on the M11, none of this would have happened!

  4. 4
    Loungelizard says:

    Obviously a thoroughly decent woman or whatever in the true LibDem tradition.

  5. 5
    An amateur lawyer says:

    Chris Huhne could plead not guilty on grounds of insanity. Pretty easy to prove, as he’s a member of the Illiberal Dimocrats.

  6. 6
    Just wondering says:

    Arms flailing like a Wind Farm are they?

  7. 7

    Please, please, please let him enter a plea of Not guilty first then she enters one of Guilty as charged afterwards. Life would seem pretty good.

  8. 8
    An amateur lawyer says:

    When a man does that to a woman, he gets 10-15 years. When a woman does it to a man, everyone wants her phone number.

  9. 9
    LibDem party slogan says:

    One up the bum, no harm done.

  10. 10
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Who would have thought that Chris Huhne would have a girlfriend who leaked like a sieve …

  11. 11
    Show Biz for ugly people says:


    what kind of pathetic, grubby, seedy waste of space makes a living selling stories to tabloids?

    eh Guido?

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    “A naked and frightened Schulz told cops: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out – and I cannot go on!”

    When police arrived to question the woman she invited two officers to join her in bed for a “quickie”.”

  13. 13
    Peas in a pod says:

    I think it fair to say that the Huhne, in Carina has found his soul mate.

  14. 14
    smoggie says:

    Always thought Huhne was a bit of a dildo.

  15. 15
    Benefit Bludger says:

    He could try the Margaret Moran Defence.

  16. 16
    smoggie says:

    It’s a bit difficult to argue coercion when you’ve got an erection. Well, at least a part of you consents.

  17. 17
    Handycock says:

    Now why can’t I find a 16 year old like that?

  18. 18
    What do you expect - I'm a LibDem says:

    So what’s to be surprised about – hope she loses thousands in legal fees, bloody Liberal hypocrite. – So why do we all hate politicians so much. Greedy bastards.

  19. 19
    Red Ken says:

    Nothing wrong with that as long as long as you practise what you preach.

  20. 20
    Hugh Janus says:

    Yes, that would certainly be the ‘dream ticket’. If she really wants to finish him off then that’s the way to do it.

  21. 21
    smoggie says:

    Pretty much in any town in modern Britain.

  22. 22
    What do you expect - I'm a LibDem says:

    But big difference is Guido tells the truth, and without him us poor peasants would never know would we? I hope he lives for ever.

  23. 23
    The Dildo Appreciation Society says:

    Have a care! We do have standards you know…

  24. 24
    smoggie says:

    Standards, ah yes.

    Small, medium, large, XXL and the “toothbrush”.

  25. 25
    LibLabCon=scum says:

    Stacey’s comments weren’t at all moronic. He hurled abuse at people who threatened to set fire to his house and his family.

    His 56 days are an abomination, but excellent proof that the State, which has handed our nation to foreign scum, hates the indigenous population of this country.

  26. 26

    c’est magnifique mais c’est ne pas la guerre!

  27. 27
    Peppers Ghost says:

    The medical term is strapadiktome

  28. 28
    Circumstrated says:

    Can her have a G Spot in her mouth activated by her own tongue?

  29. 29
    Dave Cameroon says:

    she is a shining beacon of the liberal gay people I am trying to address with my modern marriage proposals.
    I think that be@n flickers should be able to marry just like shirt lifters

  30. 30
    Justice Fingers says:

    How about

    “My client cannot attend court due to the complete failure of his sphincter muscles”

  31. 31
    Show Biz for ugly people says:

    Yes, Gweedo fellating Murdoch and NI is the one true path to govt transparency

    Hope he lives forever?

    You consider yourself a peasant?

    Grow a backbone and stop the idolatory, it’s embarrasing

  32. 32
    A Charming Martini says:

    Meanwhile Chris Huhne’s bisexual lover – who is suing over invasion of privacy – admitted giving newspapers tips about the sex lives of Hollywood stars and senior politicians. Carina Trimingham confessed in the High Court last week to being the source of an article describing the ‘sexual antics’ of Oscar winner Russell Crowe with a BBC researcher at a bar.

    Not such a charming martini then?

  33. 33
    bald old git says:

    Interesting, then that her anonymity as a source – usually defended to the death – has apparently not been protected by the paper … that’s a rather dangerous precedent to set, especially as the context is within a court case …

    They may come to regret that …

  34. 34
    Courts dont like perjurers says:

    If Pryce were to plead guilty at any stage, she is toast. This is what Huhne would like.

    Why? – Huhne would get off if the only evidence against him were to be provided by a self-confessed serial liar and perjurer, with additional motives for lying and committing perjury against him (“Hatred” and “please can I have a lighter sentence”). If he could show that she has had no respect for any court through her emails to other people, so much the better. I suspect that his defence counsel would call for a directed aquittal at the end of the prosecution case. (It doesn’t matter who was driving. It isn’t impossible to make a honest mistake. Lying to the court, the press, the police, on the other hand))

    The only hope to convict Huhne would be for both to plead not guilty and for Huhne to break down during cross examination.

  35. 35
    Gordan Brown ate my money says:

    I had a Toyota Carina once, boring reliable car and it never leaked.

  36. 36
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Don’t worry Chris, the Grand Master is on the job for you. Boaz.

  37. 37
    Chris Huhne says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

  38. 38

    this is a shameful record of the disgust in which the British people now hold so many politicians ,time for a clean sweep and a new face , I am going for UKIP and Nigel Farage, what have we to lose? nothing, but reading their manifesto I see so much that the People of Britain are crying out for mainly the freedom to run our own country and the freedom to ditch these seedy politicians back into the gutter they crawled from.

  39. 39
    Fog on the Tyne says:

    Carina, Carina
    Knob or vagina?

  40. 40
    Archie says:

    So pleased that Chris and Carina got together, thereby making two people unhappy instead of four.

  41. 41
    Jonathan says:

    Indeed. Huhne and dearest Carina are utterly vile, contemptible (and therefore thoroughly compatible) creatures. However, when Huhne and his ex missus come to trial, will we, should they be found guilty, then see the shenanigans we have witnessed with Piggy Moran? And when the dust finally settles, will the pursuit of Huhne and his equally odious self serving ex wife have been worth the cost it will undoubtedly have been to all of us as taxpayers?

  42. 42
    Variable This Is Knife says:

    why is Huhne not yet in [rison? If it had been me involved in perjury I’m sure I’d be doing porridge by now. I know that lying isn’t really a crime for poliicians, but still…

  43. 43
    Fish says:

    Huhne says he knew nothing of this, and can’t check-out everything that comes out of his office (but he was checking out the author). Watch the bastard swallow hard half way through his denial.

    Just think – a few votes the other way and we would have had this bloke as DPM. As it stands his absence has improved the political landscape. He is someone who is not missed.

  44. 44
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Gordon is still waiting . Why have you not descaled your tongue and rushed help him?

  45. 45
    Fergus Ferret says:

    Boyz and Girlz– lovely comments — so so true
    Keep em coming

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    plus 50million

  47. 47
    mraemiller says:

    Get on with it!

  48. 48
    Arthur Biscuit says:

    Huhne should be in jail already for defacing the countryside with his bloody useless wind farms. I cant decide if i hate Huhne or Tom Fatson more?

  49. 49
    The Voice of Wales says:

    They are obviously playing for time so they can enjoy their summer holidays.

  50. 50
    Ed says:

    Odious and self-serving ex-wife? In what way?

  51. 51
    p says:


    i thought you were unwelll…welcome back

  52. 52
    norman at the coach and horses says:


    we thought you were unwell…welcome back you old roue’

  53. 53
    norman at says:

    cocles and mussels

  54. 54
    troll-y doll-y says:

    Quizzical still about the “toothbrush” !! Where does that fit in?

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