April 30th, 2012

Watch: Boris Drops the F-Bomb On Air This Time


  1. 1
    Liarpoliticians says:

    F**** that!

    Should have said something against Ken Livingslime instead.

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Has Hunt resigned as a consequence of Ed’s Urgent Question?

  3. 3
    Arthur Fauxsake... says:

    Lying bastards the lot of them…

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Not Ken Again says:

    Pure class!

  6. 6
    Eddie Gizzard says:

    The F Word is now standard London Speak. Yawn. Who cares. More votes for Boris.

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    is is afternoon dump time already?

  8. 8
    Ken'ell says:

    I never swear, cuss or tell lies.

  9. 9
    ToonBob... says:

    ffffffff….for f*cks sake.

  10. 10
    Nigel Ponsonby- Smallpiece says:

    Well Fuck Me

    You know somebody asked me the other day how’s austerity.

    Well, I said, it’s in the state of Illinois but I’ve never been there

  11. 11
    Dirty Desmond says:

    I see my pornographic masterpieces are having an effect on the mainstream political class

    It’s what Guido calls the “Guidoisation” of politics

    Ever more sordid, ever more animal, ever more barbaric

    We are getting there…and making money out of it..yummy yummy…

    We worship Mammon and not God as you can see…

  12. 12
    Lord Gorbals Mick says:

    What will Guido talk about once the Mayor’s election is over

    He will no doubt continue to be obsessed by Ken even in his dreams

    But what next ? Something serious ? hard to believe now…

  13. 13
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    The dirty fucker. What a fucking rotter.

  14. 14
    Ken Lyingstone says:

    Only when there’s a ‘y’ in the day.

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  16. 16
    A Man says:

    Thanks for the link Guido, it reminded me what a lively political blog is like. Any chance of you and your colleagues coming up with some livelier posts yourselves?

  17. 17
    Lord Chief Justice says:

    While London is being taken over by pillaging Russian oligarchs, Guido must distract attention from anything “serious”

  18. 18

    Boris says You’ve got to get this on the air! Come on, this is the most important thing. Stuff Donovan and his fucking bollocks.

    Who is the Soviet-style BBC apparatchik female saying Let’s go. We’re running really low, Gareth. Let’s go?

  19. 19
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Good to see Tim Donovan upholding the BBC’s reputation for political neutrality. He could even have a second career at the Grauniad …

  20. 20
    AC1 says:

    Ah Our mighty, superior philosopher kings…

    Will you just Fuck off and take a full refund?

  21. 21
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    “At least this is not wobbly-faceed Ed just jumping on another bandwagon.”

  22. 22

    Why do the BBC get so upset when a politico tells the truth about the way they report things?

  23. 23
    A Woman says:

    Apart from his usual nihilism, Guido and co have come up with nothing lively or even remotely interesting since he demolished Brown and his crooks…

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  25. 25
    AC1 says:

    The terrible problem of having lots of rich people move here and spend money.

    Awful, just awful.

    Why can’t we have a load of useless immigrants on benefits, and then they can bring their familes and know out a load of inbred kids (also on benefits). They’re much more likely to be gerrymanderable.

  26. 26
    Wise man says:

    Because they are a bunch of overpaid and incompetent rascals…

    But Murdoch’s people are not much better, sadly,

    And resort to generalised criminality to get their way and make money

    Surely there is a better way…

  27. 27

    Why has an Australian billionaire just announced plans to build an exact replica of the doomed liner Titanic when David Cameroon has already done it ready for launch, complete with hole, at far greater cost?

  28. 28
    Wise man says:

    Rain stopped “play”

    And the other one would say

    Do Britons stop “fucking” as well when it rains by the way ? (not that they ever knew how to do it sensually)

    But since Britain is a Banana Monarchy, you really should not be suprised…

    Eat drink and be happy, for tomorrow the country collapses…

  29. 29
    Royal Yacht Squadron member says:

    Because he is a Strine

    And like all Strines, including Murdoch, they have a grudge…

    Nothing like rubbing salt in the wound, and renging ths ship to the Chinese afterwards to pay for some more Fosters…

  30. 30
    keredybretsa says:

    Good luck Boris. At last a genuine man of the people. Says what he thinks….NOT what he thinks he ought to say. Boris for PM.

  31. 31
    Caligula says:

    Boris for President of the parts of the UK which do not declare independence before then

    We could then have public shagging, unlimited local authority spending, votes for any Talibani who happens to register at the right time, games for everyone paid for by the taxpayer who is then screwed

    And, above all, a warm welcome for any Russian gangster who puts up a few £million…(paid through bent solicitors of course)

  32. 32
    smart alick says:

    are you writing this from work or are you permanently unemployed?

  33. 33
    Fish says:

    NO. Miliband and Harman didn’t listen to the PM, just sat there smirking like a couple of schoolkids. They treated it as some sort of joke.

    Pity the Speaker didn’t

  34. 34
    Fish says:

    It did actually.

  35. 35
    Not related to Edinburgh dogshite says:

    I am not fucking surprised! There is only so much bullsh*t a person can suffer. On the whole, I think Boris has had a better, more positive campaign. Ken’s campaign is nothing more than an over played panto. Ken is irritating.

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t forget Londoner’s vote for UKIP #1 and Boris #2 ;)

  37. 37
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The lying, slimey, self-serving Mayor of Royston Vasey was based on Ken Livingstone, obviously.

  38. 38
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    The BBC are doing everything they can for Ken.

  39. 39
    AC1 says:

    I run my own company.

  40. 40
    F***ing Bollocks says:

    I would like to deny any link between me and Donovan.

  41. 41
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Ed says posh boys too posh to swear like ordinary poor peasants and chavs.

  42. 42

    The “F Bomb”?!

    You daft Hunt, stop being an American Soccer Mom.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Oh for fuck’s sake, stop censoring everything as if we’re simpletons

  44. 44
    Yes we Ken says:

    Jenifer, Juniper ! Come on Boris. Your City needs you ! SAVE US from the disaster that would be Livingstone.

  45. 45
    Chip on the shoulder says:

    Why do strines give us the ‘impression’ the are such level and balanced persons?

    Because they have a chip on both shoulders.

    Murdoch’s old boy was Scottish and departed Scotland and took his dirty ‘Tradecraft’ skills down under.

  46. 46
    S.55 of the Data protection Act says:

    Camerooned spoke during todays “circus act” of Damian McBride …

    So what unlawful act did Damian McBride do during March April May 2009 – which neither Labour nor the Tory party daren’t mention … in detail

    Facts are Ftacs.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    From his bedroom it must be said.

  48. 48
    The great unwashed says:

    I can see nothing wrong with the use of anglo-saxon. ’bout time there was more honesty in government. Boris was perfectly justified in encouraging the obviously incompetent and biased BBC to go and copulate with themselves.

  49. 49
    The great unwashed says:

    Fornicating good!

  50. 50
    The Red Channel Commissar says:


    We at the Red Channel are hideously biased but devoted followers of the creed that brought us Pol Pot, Yasser Arafat, Mao Tse Tung, Ho Chi Minh, Josef Stalin, Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Hamas, Hezbollah, Admandinejad, the EUSSR……you see, we hate democracies like the USA (even under the Obamassiah), Israel, the United Kingdom, France (under Sarko), the Falklands, Poland etc etc

    You see…our map is red, our politics red, our logo is red but like most socialists our pensions and bonuses ……are hideously large!!


  51. 51
    Marxist Fixated threat assessment centre says:

    we were from Barnet Haringey and Enfield – and we were beholden to the Labour (Project for the new americ… ughh …ugh European century) Governments ‘bungs’ – so we just did what they wanted us to do ….

    Ok its all Tavistick Institute stuff – but we only copied Lenin & Stalin.

  52. 52
    Brian Paddick's husband says:

    Why is this blog all about Ken and Boris? My poor wife hardly gets a mention.

  53. 53
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Yeah, what harm can importing 1000 rich oligarch mafiosi, who pillaged their last country of residence, do to the UK economy, and ethical standards of those in public office?

    The price of houses and politicians can only go up.

    Trebles all round!

  54. 54
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    A ship? Let the train take the strine.

  55. 55
    Govtbythbackdoor says:

    So is Boris.

  56. 56
    Simons says:

    The BBC have pulled out the stops to get Boris. They realise the polls are putting him in front and Ken needs a boost.

  57. 57
    Gotcha! says:

    Good to know you’re getting to them Guido!

  58. 58
    Vince Cable says:


  59. 59
    Vince Cable says:

    .. The Dream Factory.

  60. 60
    Linda Lusardi says:

    Pseudo-philosophical wankery.

  61. 61
    BagLady says:

    You are lumping some strange bed-fellows together there.

    Be careful of indoctrination. It gets you when you least suspect it.

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