April 28th, 2012

Shame of Campaign that Dare Not Speak Candidate’s Name


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    Shocked says:

    No Shit?

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    Govt_By_Cluster_Fuck says:

    Petty tribal politics at its worst.

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    The last Quango in Paris says:

    And it’s not a Tory government!


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    Ed Miliband says:

    Can we please check I don’t have any speeches or interviews booked for at leats a month after next Friday? Thanks guys. Oh I am so fucked.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    We are using exactly the same tactics to get the Liberal Democrat Administration back in to power in Portsmouth. There is no mention of me and no photographs of me, on any of our election flyers. Boaz.

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    Infanta of Castile says:

    This looks as if it was commissioned at a point when Labour HQ thought that they might have to find a new candidate at short notice.

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    Jimmy says:

    For the same reason Boris doesn’t mention his party.

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    Black Cab says:

    Hardly blame them. Would you?

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    Shocked says:


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    London Labour Activist says:

    Why bother? We have the postal votes of 90% of 1mm1g4nts already filled out and sent in on their behalf. And the ones for their cousins back in B4ngl4d3sh.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It has the advantage of being able to be used over and over again, with only the date changed; sort of like last Sunday’s Order-order.com blog post.

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    Fuct says:

    “And it’s not a Tory government”

    Course not …. And the sky is pink, the trees are orange ….


    Let’s not lose sight of the fact that the person who did the leaflet is right.

    Ken’s still a Huhne but the leaflet is bang on the mark.

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    Don Tom Watson says:

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    Shurely Shome Mishtake? says:

    A quick glance at the Back Boris website will reveal the Conservative logo on most, if not all pages, and the word ‘Conservatives’ at least twice on most, if not all pages.

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    Oscar's Very Wilde says:

    The Loathe That Dare Not Speak It’s Name

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    Sungei Patani says:

    Yes he does.

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    The Red Channel says:

    The BBC is not in the least tribal. We just believe in a One Party State.


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    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    Why? They are a socialist so lying comes naturally

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    Ad Watch says:

    It’s another crap job by the French backed ad agency for Kreepy Ken (BETC)

    Perhaps they should change the strapline to:

    You Cannot Polish a T*rd, Do ye Ken?

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    Don Tom Watson says:

    Didn’t know @tom_watson was on this show… #TheVoice http://pic.twitter.com/eCt4GpWP

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    Not Ken Again says:

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    Barry O'Bama says:

    YES WE KEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Ken & Barbie says:

    And 20 million votes in the bag for Ken, from one address in Tower Hamlets.

    Anyone who says these 20 million Muhammads are untrue is a racist, a Jew or Tory Scum.

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    JH says:

    If you’re getting paid by the post you might not want to include that one in your piece rate Jimmy.

    It was fucking lame.

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    Jimmy says:

    A discreet logo. “conservatives” in small print at the bottom, which presumably is a legal requirement. Hardly flaunting it I’d say.

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    Jimmy says:

    No I get paid for each cretinous response. So thanks.

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    Nina says:

    Remind me – who was the guy who said the Tories just resorted to negative campaigning? Pot….kettle.

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    jgm2 says:

    Ken dare not mention the T*ry candidate by name either because he’s so popular.

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    The EU commie monster says:

    There are allegedly [for legal reasons] many more French companies in the UK actively undermining the freedom of The British Public (you may as well forget all Parliamentarians as they have sold us out)- it is the slow and creepy way that the EU commies think that they are going to have us all over a barrel – but they are not – because the British Public have woken up.

    What a shame that the journihilistic Press & media circus along with the circus that has become Parliament and along with the Media moguls of the likes of Murdoch – don’t get it!

    Their days of duping the masses are over.

    Our Town Halls in every region have become no better than those of Commie Russia – where the Politburo’s diKtats are sold on down the line to the local population as if it ‘all good medicine’ that must be swallowed. Wind Farms! Navitas / Mouchel / EDF … global duplicity and tax ‘em till the pips squeak … Huh…

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    jgm2 says:

    So you were lying. He does mention it.

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    jgm2 says:

    That’ll be the first time a professional bedwetter has ever thanked those who pay him.

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    Rh- says:

    Ken … He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken – Oh b*gger!

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    jgm2 says:

    George Galloway won.

    Get over it.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    I’m amazed the text is in English – Gujurati or some such would be far more appropriate.

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    A Socialist says:

    Do as we say, not as we do.

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    AC1 says:

    Well at least a picture of Ed Milliband is on it?

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    jgm2 says:

    Standard bedwetter practice. Accuse your opponent of the very behaviour that has come to typify your own party.

    Hence the bedwetters suddenly swooning about dodgy postal voting in Tower Hamlets. Any time the T*ries raised the question over the past decade they were shouted down as ‘racists’. Now George Galloway and that Lutfur Rahman have absconded with Labours postal voters they’re up in arms.

    The fucking Labour racists.

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    AC1 says:

    Something every candidate should watch.

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    Is the South Coast clear says:

    Is every Town Hall along the South Coast riddled with corruption?

    Who are the ‘suborned “old boys ‘n gals of the councils” ‘ who duplicitously get talked into voting for [Those with City status] Local Crown Court Recorders who are but mere tenticles of an expanding EU judicial tyranny?

    Start to feel good about yourself – when the sun comes out again (Mother Nature has answered the Drought mong£r£r$) – rack up a BBQ and then bearing in mind elf ‘n safety issues burn an EU flag …umm it feels good!

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    Ken Livingslime says:

    We will never resort to negative campaigning like the evil (wh1te m4le) conservatives.

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    Guardian reader, foaming at the mouth says:

    I just need to point out that under the last fair and progressive Labour government we never had to witness politicians getting close to the Murdoch press.

    Also in government Ed Miliband was always working hard to make sure Am4zon paid their fair share of taxes.

    Vote for change, 2015.

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    JH says:

    You want to get posting over at LabourLost and Leftie Twats Forward then. Ker-ching!

    Or would that be a problem for your paymasters?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    The labour contestant for the mayor of london is backed by the unknown leader of the labour party.
    The labour party have unknown policies.
    The labour party denies responsibility for any unknown financial crisis.
    The labour party is comprised of unknown MPs.

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    Dave says:

    What we need is a damn good war! Nothing like a spot of genocide to perk up the Brits morale.

    The Foreign Secretary’s bravely volunteered to lead a platoon of Order Order bedwetters into Syria. He shall be conducting operations from Beirut in a 5* star hotel bedroom with his SpAd, next door to the BBC Syria correspondent and his rent boy.

    Bottoms Up!

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    Watt Tyler says:

    This leaflet may or may not be the work of Ken. Regardless, it speaks the truth: this *is* what the Con-Dem “government” is doing.

    But Labour, of course, will do no better. They are the entire same monster -the tripartite hydra.

    This monster has consistently proven itself to be the enemy of the people -yet its victims, via the ballot box, consistently give it permission to continue.

    That is self-flagellation by any objective definition.

    Paedophilia, rape, sexual deviants, theft, violence, war crimes…

    It’s all here. Don’t take my word for it; go and look: http://eotp.org/

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    annette curton says:

    In whose attic is the picture of Dorian Gray (clue… 13 years of total incompetence).

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    Watt Tyler says:

    This leaflet may or may not be the work of Ken. Regardless, it speaks the truth: this *is* what the Con-Dem “government” is doing.

    But Labour, of course, will do no better. They are all of the same monster -the tripartite hydra.

    This monster has consistently proven itself to be the enemy of the people -yet its victims, via the ballot box, consistently give it permission to continue.

    That is self-flagellation by any objective definition.

    Paedophilia, rape, sexual deviants, theft, violence, war crimes…

    It’s all here. Don’t take my word for it; go and look: http://eotp.org/

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    Chick Ken says:

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    Labour are fucked becaused they're stuffed full of m0ngs says:

    “Let’s not lose sight of the fact that the person who did the leaflet is right.”

    Are you sure about that?

    “A million young people are out of work but they are cutting taxes for millionaires.”

    How do a million out-of-work young people manage to cut taxes for millionaires?

    Is tax-dodger Livingstone grateful to these million young people for cutting his taxes?

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    Tom Fatson says:

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    Ken Livingstone says:

    Labour’s supporters are typically stupid unsuccessful people who have awful menial jobs and who are doomed by their own stupidity to a pitiful life of inconsequential servitude and destitution.

    Intelligent people tend to be successful and well-paid. They vote for other parties.

    Thank you and remember: Vote Labour.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Bournemouth suffers from it but they are rank amateurs compared to some of the northern councils. I applied for a job with Durham County Council 20 years ago, and the first question that I was ask, I kid you not, was “What does your dad do for a living?”

    Unfortunately I let slip that he was self employed and it turned into the most hostile interview that I have ever had. It was only for a job in the accounts department, but their thought process had obviously gone along the lines of, “his old man is self employed, hence a tory, so the son must be a tory, and we don’t want any tory scum working for the Soviet Socialist Republic of Durham”.

    Then again, perhaps they thought that I might have inherited the old man’s Protestant Work Ethic and I might have shown them up by actually doing some work.

    Bournemouth has had it’s recent fiasco regarding the northern hemisphere’s first artificial surf reef just off Boscombe. However in 1987 Wear Valley District Council in County Durham tried to create England’s first ski resort, spending £100k on consultants reports (you know the sort, we pay you £100k and you write what we tell you, but you can still claim to be “independent”) before central government found out and pulled the plug.

    The Bournemouth surf reef is in the wrong place so it doesn’t work properly, but at least Bournemouth has those two other vital ingredients – year round sea and transport links. Wear Valley had light, irregular snow fall (I’ve seen it snow there in July but often not in January) and virtually no transport to the dales where the resort was meant to be built.

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    Jenny Jones - Green is the new red says:

    Gosh..oh gosh! I mean ..whoops.
    Look..I only stood for the gig because Ken promised me a deputy job. I mean , golly, holly hockey sticks. Imagine me as deputy mayor? Mummy would be peaches!
    And you’re all so super and lovely and cuddly. I love talking to you London. . Even the smelly ones.

    So..I said sure, why not? I’ll cosy up to the eco, cycling, 1%, hippy, student, thicko-believe-any-old-climate nonsense brigade. And when I get beaten hollow in the first round, Ken will pick up all my 2nd prefs, and i’ll be the deputy ‘honk honk honk.’

    Its so exciting isn’t it? Just like a real election for something important.

    Please vote for me. {Or Ken – it amounts to the same thing anyway}

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I remember that the Labour Party posters in Bishop Auckland used to be green instead of red and yellow. Apparently it was the traditional colour for the local party, but we tories used to say that it was just mould.

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    Jenny Jones - Green is the new red says:

    Gosh..oh gosh! I mean ..whoops.
    Look..I only stood for the gig because Ken promised me a deputy job. I mean , golly, holly hockey sticks. Imagine me as deputy mayor? Mummy would be skipping!
    And you’re all so super and lovely and cuddly. I love talking to you London. . Even the smelly ones.

    So..I said sure, why not? I’ll cosy up to the eco, cycling, 1%, hippy, student, thicko-believe-any-old-climate nonsense brigade. And when I get beaten hollow in the first round, Ken will pick up all my 2nd prefs, and i’ll be the deputy ‘honk honk honk.’
    Its so exciting isn’t it? Just like a real election for something important.

    Please vote for me.
    {Or Ken – it amounts to the same thing anyway}

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    Anonymous says:

    What utter c*ck. There is no free market at any point of the ladder. The entire system has been fixed through QE and ZIRP meaning that those with debts are forgiven wreckless behaviour, and those with assets are rewarded endlessly through rent seeking at levels well above those that a free market would generate. Against this background, those who actually work and save hard are expected to give up more and more of the returns to bail out the feckless and reward the unproductive landlords.

    Sure, hiring Simon costs probably more money than he’s ‘worth’. But someone has to sweep the f*cking floor. The point is that lots of dull essential jobs cost a business owner money, but the upper tier of trained workers, supported by the lower tier of unskilled, still make a good profit overall. I have to pay an accountant as a regulatory essential. They make me no money. Should I sack them as well? Of course not, they’re a necessary cost that helps the rest of my business turn a profit. If the fat rent-seeking c*_nts got their way every penny of productivity would go straight into their BTL fund. Any crumbs left over would then be used by the worker to pay rent to exactly the same f*ckers. What a great system to argue for!

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Guido, may I apologise in advance and beg your divine forgivness for what I am about to write?

    This mistake of omission is ever so easy to do – I have done it myself.

    As a 12 year old in 1982 I was set an English homework which involved writing about the Gunpowder Plot. In those pre-internet days, and having access to only a small village library, I utilised the only source that I had available, the story of the plot in the 1981 Topper Annual (at least I think that it was Topper – Could have been Wizzer and Chips).

    This I re-wrote faithfully and submitted my homework as required. Sadly my teacher give it a really low mark and wrote a comment along the line of “but what was it all about?”

    I had neglegted to include the salient point that The Gunpowder Plot was a plot to blow up Parliament!

    Please forgive me, Guido.

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    tottenham chutzpah says:

    perhaps they forgot

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    Anonymous says:

    “The president has a very difficult time with the business community. Most people in business and most people who are successful are Republican, that’s just a fact of life.” – Bill Daley President Obama’s former Chief of Staff

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    Anonymous says:

    Well the extra money from taxcuts from those economically productive millionaires will enable them to hire more people.

    What are they going to do with the money? Burn it to roast oprhans?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Didn’t the Green Party want to reduce the UK population to 40 million back in the 1980’s? How were they going to do that? Even Stalin didn’t manage to kill that many.

    Yet yesterday they had a party political broadcast with a load of kids saying “we can’t vote, but please vote for our future”. I take it that what they really mean is “for our sake, please DON’T vote Green”.

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    AC1 says:

    Freudian Projection.

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    AC1 says:

    1) I’m a georgist so yes I do understand your points (but a manufacturer is not a rent-seeker like a BtL owner is).
    you missed the bit where it incentivises offshoring of jobs/automation.


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    Lord Carrington's Binoculars says:

    Saw the new Boris bus today, drifting silently through London. It’s the finest piece if British engineering and innovation since the TSR2.

    If Ken gets in, it’ll be cancelled. Just like Wilson cancelled the TSR2 after promising voters he’d up the investment in it.

    Don’t let Ken kill great British engineering.

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    If I get in I will cancel the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee Celebrations !

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    History through the prism of truth says:

    No , sorry to inform you but ” it was not about” blowing up anything “but about” the fact that polititians are c unts of tne highest order, useless fucking talentless arselicking sychophaniic lobby fodder self entitlement C UNTS!
    Thats what the fuck the gunpowder plot was about.

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    Terrytory says:

    In c. 1958, Hookergate Grammar School in Co Durham was looking for a new head. The governing body, like all in Durham was made up of Councillors and others – all paid up members of the Labour Party.

    Candidates were interviewed, and a pre-arranged set of questions included the following…

    Which Union do you belong to?
    Are you a member of the Labour Party?
    Have you a nomination from a Labour Party branch or Socialist Society?
    Do you subscribe to the Socialist Education Society plan for education?
    Does your wife shop at the Co-op?

    The winner was a junior school deputy head with no secondary experience, but was by far and away the best qualified!

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    Peppers Ghost says:


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    The Public says:

    Why do the government always win elections?

    We need a change

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    Terrytory says:

    But, Expat Geordie, you got it all wrong. The Gunpowder Plot was an heroic attempt by northern working men to unchain themselves from a Parliament run by posh boys in the interests of the plutocratic running dogs of capitalistic oppression.

    Tommy Percy, a labouring man from Alnwick, and a pitman called Forks were cruelly betrayed, and suffered at the hands of a Tory Monarchist clique.

    You ought to have stolen your work from the Labour Party History Manual, published by The Polly Grauniad Collective.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    If Livingstone get’s in he will provide all of his financial dealings in writing.
    Oh no he won’t.

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    Caliphate Ken says:

    I will replace it with Eid-ul-Fitr,

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Labour, the party that doesn’t know the name of it’s candidate for the Mayor of London election.

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    As a fucking newt says:

    I agree with the sentiments, but this video clip is shit.

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    Peppers Ghost says:

    Ok here goes ….

    Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

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    AC1 says:

    You’ve been watching Horrible History…

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Did you know that there is an unknown political party in the UK?

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    AC1 says:

    It’s why it’s important to take the state out of education. Becuase all it does is allows marxists to indoctrinate children.

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    Peppers Ghost says:


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    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Shooosh, vote for labours secret mayor. Mongs, err, Mum’s the word.

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    As a fucking newt says:

    Interesting idea. Let’s just deport everyone who comes from abroad who can’t pass an A level in English. In order not to discriminate, we can do it in stages, those from countries A to G can go next year, H to O the following etc etc.

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    Sherlock says:

    Having examined the list of candidates, I can be absolutely confident you will be sorely disappointed

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    Sherlock says:

    State education allows statists to indoctrinate children.

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    The indian Ocean Water Board says:

    It seems to be rather wet at the moment. I think we should ban hosepipes

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    Anonymous says:

    Sadly, with Dave omnishambles Cameron running the country the poster’s content is fair comment.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Terrytory, you sound like my late maternal grandfather. A proud union man who thought that all southerners were soft poofs who made their fortunes on the backs of hard-working northerners, that all tories were scum and that we should get rid of the parasitical royal family.

    He once proudly told me that supermarkets in Hungary had a greater range of coffee than the ones in Britain. This from a man who never moved away from West Auckland and never travelled further south than Ripon. I don’t think that he ever recovered from the shock of me moving to the south coast and getting a job in the private sector.

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Ken, Balls+1, Harman, Byrne, Alexander, Milliband D&E, Brown, Reid, Blair and Campbell.

    Won’t be long.

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    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    Not just Durham. Same in the good old Socialist Republic fof South Yorks.Nepotism,cronyism and corruption on a monumental scale

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Brilliant one from Bournemouth. The chief accountant wrote to/emailed councillors expressing his misgivings about outsourcing to Mouchel. He was suspended for misconduct. When he was cleared a few months later he returned to work at the Clown Hall to find that he now worked for, yes you guessed it, Mouchel. I don’t rate his career prospects.

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    Justice Stinks says:

    Labours stinks.

    McConnell(Lord) is asking Donald Trump to give him a charitable donation.

    No wonder after looking at this:


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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Why would you put a picture of a racist retard on your campaign poster?

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    Writing on April 5th, the Met Office says:

    And not before time. We forecast a hot dry year, with little or no rain.

    We also forecast that global temperatures will rise unless Britain’s economy is suffocated beneath ‘green’ taxes. These taxes will miraculously save the planet’s ecosystem.

    We know this to be a fact. No rain. Just you watch.

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    King Kenny says:

    Here I am! The biggest red in the country

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    Freedom? says:

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    AC1 says:

    Rich Diversity


    British Police to be Trained to Spot Sorcery

    London, Apr 28 (IANS): British policemen are all set to receive special training following a rise in witchcraft murders and attacks on children by their families and loved-ones across the country.

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    Heil EU says:

    So the St George cross flag is banned and the EU flag is compulsory.

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    The Evil Empire says:


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    The Donald says:

    As the American equivalent of Lord Sugar, I’m here to tell you:

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    Picking your nose is a big responsibility.

    This action will have big consequences. The Tory government are letting down London and the whole country by not picking your noses for you.
    A million young people have snotty nostrils and yet they are laying off Nostril inspectors and the university trained, nasal cleansing by digit insertion technicians.
    They are making pensioners and HardWorkingFamilies clean their own sticky proboscis.

    London needs a mayor who can deliver bogey free snout cavities without you having to lift a finger.

    If the Tory mayor wins this election they will get away with much worse. The tories won’t send someone round to make you a cup of tea like wot the mayor with no name has promised to do.
    Remember that!

    Vote the mayor with no name.

    And forget about all that tax stuff..it isn’t even very much money anyway, is it?

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    The mayor with no name says:

    Dear George Galloway

    How do you manage the ‘ethnic minority’ trick again?
    I’m really behind. It’s going to need more than the bribes for the postals.
    It’s going to need real votes.

    Should I convert to Islam or just say I have?
    I have a stick on Santa beard but maybe a burqa ? If you help me out I’ll get you your old borough back. It’s very handy for work.

    Love and hugs
    (name withheld for reasons of toxicity )

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    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Aren’t you forgetting Degsy?

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    Anonymous says:

    Opposite arrangement with a leaflet I got through the post for the council elections here in Scotland. Whole spiel about the candidate, not a single word about his political party (I thought-initially- he might be an independent )

    It was only a ” PS ” at the end of the letter that finally mentioned Labour ( one mention in the complete letter ) Are their own candidates too embarrassed or afraid to even highlight who their political party is for fear it will be a negative influence ?

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    Labour LOST get over it! says:

    For what it’s worth here’s another Euro.

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    50 Calibre says:

    Ken who?

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    Anonymous says:

    Is Ken in the Sunday Times Rich List yet?

    How many Labour luvvies pay all their taxes?

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    albacore says:

    Never mind all this crap about mayors
    In the end, who outside London cares?
    The hell-hole is so wide open to rats
    They’ve got to park missiles on top of flats
    Mind you, if it’s Dave’s dead hand on the button
    The sheeple still risk transmuting to mutton


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    Anonymous says:

    Headline Border Agency delays Voters to secure Labour re election.

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    Manager of Karachi's main printing press says:

    Brother Ken has the election in the bag thats the 20 bags of postal votes I’m sending

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    John McPain says:

    They are all a bunch of wasters,now I know if Maggie done one thing right it was shutting down the GLC.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    That’s ok because we have an elected, independent, sovereign government in this country, who ultimately decide such matters. That being the case, expect a grovelling apology to the EU and their fascist flag to be fluttering above every government building, by next friday.

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    Ducks for cover says:

    Bubble bubble….eye of newt and each way double…

    bring back the ducking chair

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Unfortunately for Boris the ‘nameless candidate’ is going to win because of the Cameron-Osborne-Clegg-Hunt shambles.

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    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    the olympics – dontcha just love ‘em?


    london turns into a war zone – MoD can do what they like – NO ACCOUNTABILITY

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    first they came for my vote, now they don't bother says:

    It’s one of those situations where you just can’t believe that it’s happening, and then perhaps you dismiss it as not important anyway, then the next thing happens, then the next, and before you know it you’re in a full blown fascist state.

    Remember 1933 – 1945

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    fang farrier [retd] says:

    Ha ha ha ha.
    Am sure as a retired tooth carpenter that there are many here who would relish the thought of entering the profession with the hope of getting one or other politician in the chair and doing the same, but then they are already toothless idiots .
    Frustration at the hand one has been dealt occurs at all levels. Crime passionnel or common assault?
    Fortunately for the victim without implants he will undoubtedly become a star on the gay circuit and a life of politics beckons.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Can’t be tha,t think of all the envelopes stuffed with postal votes that have just been collected from the cousins and second cousins on the Indian continent,they all have to have a Londonistani post mark just to make sure.

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    a non says:

    It could have been worse for the ex boyfriend.
    Imagine she had been a chiropodist- he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    War Toys R us must be have sold out, good job the city is not in this country, oh hell!, taxi to Afghanistan please, it’ll be must quieter and safer .

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    What goes up.. says:

    The Fifth Columnists who infest our country after being let in by LibLabCon may yet turn these Olympics into the most entertaining yet.

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    Tony Blair's Windrush Ventures says:

    Taxes are for little people.

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    W*indrush Ventures No.3 LLP says:

    Taxes are for little people.

  128. 128
    Lou Scannon says:

    Good of them to install the weapons on site so that the terrorists don’t have to bring their own.

  129. 129
    annette curton says:

    Air traffic control 2012 Olympics.

  130. 130
    Stephen Fry says:

    I have an above average IQ. It’s 101.

  131. 131
    Politicians are CUNTS says:

    You know, we have seen another Mps private fall on his sword. An act of selflessness, no doubt, that highlights yet again one of the problems in this country. MPs are literally bulletproof. They never act on their own, take responsibility or ‘do the decent thing’. No.

    The Tory boys are particularly adept at remaining aloof but others are learning fast. They learn it via the predominatetly Oxbridge upbringing. Stiff upper lip and deny everything mode. This incestuous behaviour has been going on for centuries. They haven’t got a clue as to how they are seen in the real world. No. Only the image to the 1% is important to them.

    There’s no fucking wonder we are in the mess we are in – continue to vote for these people at your peril, continue to use the same old systems and await the same old results. the poor, the disable, the unemplyed and the average working man did not cause the economic crisis but they ain’t half paying for it.

  132. 132
    Loathsome Dave says:

    Did I say I’d cut immigration? – can’t remember saying that!

  133. 133
    Stephen Fry also says:

    Frankly, – and I speak advisedly, – I’m too much up my own arse to care.

  134. 134
    joescotus says:

    just watched a virtual lefty wankfest at the beginning of jugears show

  135. 135
    Georges J Danton says:


  136. 136
    Archer Karcher says:

    The LabLibCon is one party.

    The BBC is a supporter of just one faction though, the Lab wing. It’s an emotional attatchment, rather than a philisophical one, as all three factions favour variations of the same positions and this countries eventual destination.

  137. 137
    Incoming. says:

    Gunfire, explosions strike Nigerian university lecture hall as Christians hold service – @AP

  138. 138

  139. 139
    Joss Taskin says:

    Ah, the religion of piss again ??

  140. 140
    Stephen Fry says:

    Ooh, you lucky old thing!

  141. 141
    The Lesson unto Noo (Utterly Confused) Progressive Cons is taken from the Book of Dave, Chapter 94 says:

    1. And it came to pass that Dave had an jobsworth naméd HidenSeek. And HidenSeek the jobsworth had unto him other jobsworths: and they curried favour and besought people for favours, yeah even from he that was known as Myrrh.

    2. And Myrrh was a mighty man, yeah even having wealth beyond dreams. And great houses, and servants.

    3. And he sayeth unto one, come, and he cometh: and unto another Go, and he goeth.

    4. And HidenSeek the jobsworth charged with an task, goeth into a place where no man may go unless he be a man of great cunning.

    5. But HidenSeek the jobsworth had no guile and cunning, thus believeth Dave. And Dave was an foolish man for he believeth that that which is called PR wouldest save him.

    6. But all PR faileth: and Dave smote his breast and calleth upon Lev, even he that was a Chief scribe.

    7. And Lev sayeth unto Dave: depart, and trouble me not. And Dave departed, sore and with an heavy heart.

  142. 142
    life's a beach says:

    Whenever I need cheering up I watch this.

  143. 143
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am Loki.

  144. 144
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Even you as you’re transported around the cesspit that was once Britain must look out of the window and think “who are all these people”?

  145. 145
    Stephen Fry thinks but never says:

    I am Oscar Wilde.

  146. 146
    annette curton says:

    What a prize dickhead, Obama, Uterus, Sid and Pluto (don’t mention Gold).

  147. 147
    Distraught master & commander says:

    James Kirkup‏@jameskirkup


    Ed Balls: if PM spent as much energy defending ordinary people’s jobs as Jeremy Hunt’s, we’d all be better off. #murnaghan

  148. 148
    moving forward the community experience says:

    Any politician who uses the word “community” should be beaten to death with an iron bar.

    Starting with useless fat-fuck Eric “Communities Secretary” Pickles.

  149. 149
    Dossiers4u says:

    Some of the old soldiers booed him in public on this visit. Obviously they had their reasons.

  150. 150
    R!ch immers!ve Commun!ty Exper!ence says:

    Any politician who uses the word “comm*unity” should be bea*ten to dea*th with an iron bar.

    Starting with useless fat-f*ck Eric “Commun!ties Secretary” P!ckles.

  151. 151
    When it's over, v*te B & P. says:

    Practicing for the London Olympics.

  152. 152
    A plea to Useless and Hopeless says:

    East Herts District Council needs a Mayor – UNPAID.

    Anything to rid us of these long established “Executive” “Conservatives” (they are anything but either executive or conservative)

    Who will rid us of these terrible people? We need help. Where are you Wilfred?

  153. 153
    Pot/kettle says:

    If Ed Balls hadn’t encouraged Snotty McMental to sell 395 tonnes of gold at the bottom of the market, we’d all be better-off, too.

  154. 154
    Pot calling kettle says:

    If Ed Balls hadn’t encouraged Snotty McMental to sell 395 ton of gold at the bottom of the market, we’d all be better-off, too.

  155. 155

    No mask would ever fit your ugly fizzog – and anyway, Loki is altogether far more benign.

  156. 156
    annette curton says:

    The curse of the were-rabbit.

  157. 157
    Expat Geordie says:

    There is a ducking stool in Christchurch. But being one of the whitest parts of a very white county it is definitely in the wrong place. Perhaps they could lend it to the Met?

  158. 158
    new age science says:

    This is the weather at the BBC.

    Option 1) Freakishly warm and mainly dry conditions are causing widespread drought across the country. Many people say that global warming could be responsible.

    Option 2) Freakishly wet weather is causing widespread warnings of floods across the country. Many people say that climate change could be responsible.

    Remember children, AGW is real, thousands of well funded scientists whose livelihoods depend upon it say so.

  159. 159
    nellnewman says:

    If bullyballs hadn’t absolutely trashed the education system during his years as Secretary of State for Education all of our kids would be better.

  160. 160
    nellnewman says:

    He had as much interest in our veterans as he did in providing efficient and economically responsible government.

    He only turned up that day because omaha was going to be there and he wanted the publicity of sharing a media platform with him. He stands for everything that labour is and it’s vile.

  161. 161
    A lying cheating bullying two-faced liar + sanctimonious git who put Prudence on the streets says:

    It Was The Right Thing To Do!

  162. 162
    The Tolerance of the left says:

    Yes children remember if you dont accept what we say as absolute truth then we will send Richard Curtis round to blow you up !

  163. 163
    Ms Shoesmith says:

    When am I getting my money ?

  164. 164
    Distraught master & commander says:

    Glad to see all those at the back of the class are paying attention.

    Eballs is not a very nice person.

  165. 165
    Gordon Brown says:

    Avengers Assemble !

  166. 166
    Ed Millipede Support Committee says:

    Given Tom Watson’s comments on voting for Ken do these leaflets come with a small plastic bag to help in their hygienic disposal – a bit like dog shit?

  167. 167
    Anonymous says:

    Thor was OK, but I preferred Captain America.

  168. 168
  169. 169
    Gordon Brown, undergoing care in the community says:

    Will anyone seriously mind if, for no apparent reason, I turn into Mad Maggie Moran and start yelling “PANTS!”?

  170. 170
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Talking of shame, it looks like the Grauniad has been caught out re its ‘interview’ with DSK. The Graun published an “exclusive interview” with him about the affair:


    …and indeed wrote it up in another article:


    Oh dear: DSK has now taken to the airwaves (via AFP) to state that he has never given an interview to the Graun:


    and affirms the author [Edward Epstein]’s book contains no quotes from him either!!

    Apology please, Graun? (Dream on).

  171. 171
    Gordon Brown says:

    Captain America was the one who started it.

  172. 172
    Lou Scannon says:

    How will we be able to tell the difference ?

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    Ex Pat Geordie is right. A mate of mine went for a junior clerk’s job in Durham County Council when he was 15. The interview panel was the entire Education Committee and the first question he was asked was “which pit (coalmine to the Southerners on here) does your Dad work in?”

  174. 174
    BBC says:

  175. 175
    Peter Hain says:

  176. 176
    Oscar says:

    I’m just Wilde about Harry!

  177. 177
    One ob da bruvvas says:

    Gorge Gallwimp will need more in da nex 2 yar

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    To all those eco greenies out there Dont say we didnt tell you L.O.fucking L


  179. 179
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Boris Johnson wants my vote.

    He is saying taxes should be reduced.

    My taxes i pay on my takeawy are far too high.

    I will vote for Mr johnson if he puts in writing how much my business rates wii be backed up by top up insurance against any overspend.

    I really want all this to be put in writing.

    I do not like leaving things on a nod and a wink here in Tooting!

    I am a pretty good businessman and know I can always rely on Mr Johnson.

  180. 180
    Cherry says:

    Oooohhh Tony! – my HERO !!!!

  181. 181
    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair , when considering whether Gordon Brown starved our forces of funding you have to remember he had two wars to finance and the war on the Murdoch empire had to take priority.

  182. 182
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Grinning bloke photographed with a parcel delivery man. How sad.

  183. 183
    The Environment Agency - another F***ing Waste of Space says:

    There is a SERIOUS DROUGHT!!


  184. 184
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Oh dear.

    Who should I be voting for ,sir.

  185. 185
    WVM says:

    Did you throw broken glass on the pitch too?

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    From the party of tax avoiders.

  187. 187
    BBC News says:

    This is down to global warming.

  188. 188
    Spangles says:

    I know you can’t help being an ars*h*le Jimmy, but you could try to be less blinkered. Perhaps you should have done better at sch**l? Maybe you couldn’t…maybe you’re just a m*ng.

  189. 189
    Caroline Lucas the Watermelon Vegetarian says:

    If we all pay more green taxes this will stop man made global warming and cool the planet down.

  190. 190
    WVM says:

    56 days in jail for all of them!

  191. 191
    BBC - we support a One Party State says:

    Looks like Fatty Abbott might have to fund the school fees from elsewhere……………


  192. 192
    Spangles says:

    Jimmy would agree with you Nell, if he had half a brain.

  193. 193
    Red Channel "News" with independent analysis by err our own staff says:

    The BBC appears to support One Party States everywhere from an IRA governed Irish State to Obamstan in perpetuity, to Islamic thugocracies to a multiculti-Labour Third Reich in the country formerly known as the UK….

    It’s democracies that the Red Channel can’t abide

  194. 194
    The Red Channel says:

    We fully support a Labour One Thousand Year Reich

  195. 195
    Spangles says:

    Batty Hatty is currently being crucif*ed by Brillo! Gre*t stuff!

  196. 196
    Tom Watson says:

    Hold your nose and vote for Ken!

  197. 197
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Why is the BBC so obsessed with the Murdochs. What is the BBC so afraid of?
    Why is the BBC so political when it should be neutral. Why is this allowed to continue?

  198. 198
    Spangles says:

    Guido, can you ple*se dig around & find out more about these Goldman Sachs comments about UK not being in recession? No-one else is bothering with this & I’m intrigued.

    Also Batty Hatty being crucif*ed on Brillo’s show.

  199. 199

    Of course there’s a drought, it’s the wrong sort of rain.

  200. 200
    Joe says:

    What’s with the shifty grin, looks like he’s just robbed a bank something?

  201. 201
    WVM says:

    Shut your mouth and lose some weight!

  202. 202
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    He did not have to worry about funding the war against the Murdochs, Cameron is now funding it.

  203. 203
    ?????????? says:

    The turbines are not allowed to turn from May to September during the bird breeding season.

  204. 204
    BBC = Labour Party Mouthpiece says:

    Dave thinks he can win them over, pffff!

  205. 205
    Dark arts at work? says:

  206. 206
    Ah! Monika says:


    Good enough for Guido. Looks OK to me

  207. 207
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    OT – can anybody point me in the direction of a website for those of us that hate Labour and all its members with an extreme, preducial vehemence?

    This blog is too tame and heavily censored.

  208. 208
    Selohesra says:

    Orange faced man talks to purple nosed man

  209. 209
    Lord Mooncrater says:


    Can’t we have an edit function here? Same as Redwood’s blog – fucking useless – no EDIT and everything censored out of existence.

  210. 210
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Broon – An odious fucking reptile.

  211. 211
    Lord Mooncrater says:

    Fergusan is a muti – millionaire Marxist c*unt. A red Labour, misanthrpic hatemonger.

  212. 212
    grobdj says:

    David Smith in the Sunday Times reckons surveys of business leaders indicate a level of optimism which is not consistent with the GDP figures.

    With the UK stock market down 5.6% in 2011, whilst the Sunday Times Rich List shows wealth up 4%, this disconnect is not difficult to understand.

  213. 213
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Posted about this earlier (with a few links) but the m*db*t has got me, for some reason.

    Essentially, the Graun have been caught, at the very least, dressing up promo pieces as interviews:


  214. 214
    Winston Smith says:

    Fly it at half-mast permanently, in remembrance of the death of democracy.

  215. 215
    Displaced Brummie says:

    New election slogan for Labour: “Vote Toxic! You know it makes dense!”

  216. 216
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Quite. A Labour peer and a Guardian journalist. That is what the BBC calls BALANCED COMMENT.

  217. 217
    Dave Wisteria says:

    Rest assured Spangles when Goldman Sachs says there is no recession in the UK you can bet your last dollar the country is in the brown stuff.

    It is what they call in the City ‘ramping’.

  218. 218
    The Labour Tyranny says:


    Vote for Labour.

    You do not need to know the candidate, you are voting for the Labour tryanny.

    Do as you are told and you will not be sent to the Gulag.

    Remember comrades, work makes you free!

  219. 219
    If you tolerate the bbc your children will be next says:

    You thick bbc twats, wait until the muhammedans are strong enough, then you’ll be on the wrong end of a whole shit-load of fucking diversity, starting with the old acid-in-the-face for all your feministly inclined wives daughters. See how far your bed-wetting liberal tolerance gets you then.

  220. 220
    'elpful 'arry says:

    No Gordon, you’re a Luni

  221. 221
    Will Self, junkie of the people says:

    The Book of Dave is my idea, hands off you pulchritudenous oaf.

  222. 222
    Ljh says:

    Judging by the mangled coverage of the “drought ” in the MSM, I can think of a whole lot of indigenous subs and journalists who should also be thrown out on the English fail rule.

  223. 223

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