April 27th, 2012

More Labour Not Backing Ken

Yesterday’s cack-handed plea by Labour’s campaign supremo Tom Watson for Labour supporters who can’t stand Ken to “hold your nose, vote for Ken” follows on from Labour peers Lord Sugar and Lord Winston expressing anti-Ken sentiments.

Labour have now roped in Oona King, who was once described by Ken as a Blairite “she-devil” to support Ken in a transparently false show of party unity. What Oona really thinks about Ken was revealed before he was selected as the official candidate. She said ‘I don’t think Ken Livingstone is the way to go. He may qualify for Britain’s Got Talent but only on UK Gold’. Not the most ringing endorsement…

Guido was intrigued to hear on the grapevine that Tom Watson’s tame attack-puppies at the left-wing union-sponsored website Political Scrapbook can’t stand Ken Livingstone either. He searched their website for evidence of support for Ken and found none – months of anti-Boris material, not one single article so far that is pro-Ken. Last night Guido challenged them on Twitter to back Ken with a bet. They refused to back Ken…


171 Comments

  1. 1

    Ken does not even support Ken.

    • 4
      ToonBob... says:

      He will be pished.

    • 48
      Andrew Efiong says:

      Too true. Ken says he doesn’t support tax dodging but he’s used slippery schemes to avoid paying his fair share. Ken says he wants lower Tube fares but he jacked up ticket prices when he was mayor the last time.

      He’s been flushed out. Even his supporters are on the run now.

      • 161
        Marmalade Hunt says:

        “Left-wing union-sponsored website Political Scrapbook.”

        Too right, give me a far-right, Irish citizen-owned website anytime. Especially if said owner takes money from a porn baron.

    • 62
      Londonistan should be Nuked says:

      Fucking fed up with london. You twats bid for your own Olympics and now you can’t afford them you expect the rest of the country to pay. You have flooded yourselves with immigrants and you are now housing them across the country. You have exhausted all your water sources and now pumping in supplies from hundreds of miles away. And you even think the rest of Britain gives a shit who your mayor is.

      This country can no longer afford London.

      • 67
        Mornington Crescent says:

        +104

      • 70
        Sniper says:

        Can we keep the Natural History Museum? Just the building not the current mindset.

      • 102
        misterned says:

        + 1 million.

        I used to live in Middlesex and travelled into London quite often back in the early 1990s. I last visited London in 2010. I could barely recognise some parts. I felt like I was in a suburb of Mogadishu or Islamabad. The place has become a filthy shit-hole breeding disease and inbred mutants due to the politically correct acceptance of immoral and sick foreign practices.

        Tolerance should only stretch so far. Should we really tolerate the mutant offspring of Asian incest and the disease spreading Somalian practice of shitting in the street?

        Too many people are coming here to leech off the milk of our kindness and tolerance, but they are going too far, taking the piss and ruining the place.

        It is time we soured the milk!

        • 128
          rick says:

          We all stood by and watched it happen. People were too scared to vote, in significant numbers, for any party who would likely put a stop to it.
          Enoch Powell was made a figure of fun (Oh, how we laughed!). Enjoy being enriched by living in your multicultural paradise.

        • 131
          Gonk says:

          Entirely accurate. General social and public behaviour around this neck of the words almost unbelievable at times. What was a sub-culture 15 years ago now becoming main stream. It surely cannot be long before something happens, can it ?

        • 134
          LibLabCon = scum says:

          +1million, too.

          26 years ago today (it was a Sunday) I was finishing my first ever job in London. I kept working there until the late 80s, went back in 2008 and found the place had totally changed. Not just the buildings, the people. Even the Square Mile looks like a foreign country. It was indisputably British in 1986.

          • escapee says:

            Not round the Piccadilly area mate. Hardly ever heard English spoken there in those days – and I know as I worked in the Haymarket at the time. Managed to escape though shortly after and have only been back once since for a quick meeting I had to attend.

      • 113
        SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

        100%

      • 146
        Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

        God, don’t send them all up here.

    • 105
      Off topic says:

      Harriot harmen claims the government are accountable to parliament .
      of course
      Past, present &, future labour governments are accountable to the unions

    • 118
      Mil.i.band says:

      Oona King is one of those failed politicians who believe that the are destined to rule and cant come to grips with the fact that they aren’t. Their sense of entitlement is breath taking.

  2. 2
    hmm.... says:

    Outrage as Egypt plans ‘farewell intercourse law’ so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html#ixzz1tE46XbBP

    • 5
      Splooge says:

      But can you make them do the washing up?

    • 6

      Did I read that correctly?

      …there are some suggestions from within Egypt that the plans do not exist and were merely seeded by journalists loyal to ousted President Hosni Mubarak

      • 10
        Peppers Ghost says:

        Difficult to believe, I don’t think Murdoch has any publications there does he?

    • 17

      What is the fuss? Standard practice in Scotchland with their sheep.

      • 50
        Fish says:

        Brings a new meaning to the practice of sheep shearing. But as my Kiwi friend says he not shearing his favourite sheep with anyone.

      • 120
        Recreational buggery says:

        Can the practice be extended to dead boyfriends so the inglish can join in ?

    • 26
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      What happens in cases of mistaken identity?

    • 28
      Mr Curious says:

      Why six hours? It sounds a bit arbitrary.

      (and why was this c*mment m*dded?)

      • 33
        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        Is that when rigamortis sets in?

        Egyptians have always had a morbid fascination with death, from the Pharaos onwards.

        Now they are getting a stiffie for a stiff. LOL

    • 44
      The Belly of the Beast says:

      This ‘scoop’ has been looked at by the US press and pronounced dead on arrival

    • 81
      jgm2 says:

      They could just come to the UK and fuck some English girls for the same sensation.

      • 126
        Anonymous says:

        Jgm2 Just because thats the reaction you got doesnt mean thats how women really respond when a bloke whom they find attractive and who knows what hes doing comes along. Plus their reaction is markedly different when they are not stupifiyingly drunk but I dont suppose you would be able to have jumped on otherwise.

        • 133
          jgm2 says:

          English women are also available in ‘sober’?

          Who knew?

          • Airey Belvoir says:

            Walkers on a beach in France were shocked to find the body of a drowned woman washed up, and ran to report their grisly find. On returning with a policeman, they were astounded to find a bloke vigorously bonking the corpse. “What the hell are you doing? The woman is dead!” they shouted. He leaped up, shocked: “Mon Dieu! I thought she was American!”

  3. 3
    Sack Cameron - Elect A Tory says:

    Ken’s tears might soon be genuine

    • 25
      The Public says:

      Naah. Whatever happens he won’t be paying his taxes.

      • 44
        Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

        Will he declare them though? That’s the question*

        *The question that a certain tax funded monopoly will not be asking.

    • 156
      Handycock (sex Tourist on Taxpayer's money) says:

      I’m supporting Ken and after he wins we are off on a little holiday to eastern Europe to do some reasearch, at taxpayer’s expense.

      • 158
        Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

        “Research”. Why do people vote for you — oh right, you imported your voters. Scam of the times, happening all over the West.

  4. 7
    Raving Loon says:

    The mayoral election boils down to who people think is the better bloke. Boris may get jibes for being a toff from ignorant lefties, but deep down, more people like him than Ken who is a dishonest little sh*t.

    • 38
      The Old Todger says:

      Considering the amount of bad publicity Ken has had there is not a very large public public opinion poll majority in favour of Boris, personally I am not really bothered who gets in (I live 160 miles away from London) Boris will be hampered by his party’s decreasing popularity, no matter how good or bad his administration has been, in Ken’s case people will have memories of what things were like under Ken, then they can work out in their own opinion who had the better adminstration

    • 51
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      I agree about personalities, but lots of people also vote out of self-interest.

      So doleies, and state sector employees will naturally vote for Chi’ken, then there is the ‘beacon’ hoard who will vote for him because of advancement of their (in)position.

    • 108
      Bill d'Sarse says:

      I think the brighter people in the Labour Party realise this too. They have also realised that with Tax-Free Ken at the helm in London and the chaos that will follow over the next four years wil not help their cause at all in the next general election in 2015.

    • 148
      Maximus says:

      You don’t get many Dagenham smiles up your way then?

  5. 8
    shooty* says:

    You can almost head the wheels turning in the Miliband/ Balls mind

    “Oh god… Oona’s not having the desired effect…. Quick, we need another ethnic… Chukka! Yeah, he’ll do, get Chukka to say Ken’s great. And prep Abbott, we might need her.”

    • 14
      Peppers Ghost says:

      Yeah get Abbott to ‘assist’ that will be the final kiss of death for the fucktard

    • 16
      Well it's a thought says:

      So they get some has been who lost her seat as an MP and that’s going to change the braindead’s mind to vote for Ken, sounds like red ed is has gone past digging in the bins and is digging a mineshaft.

      • 30
        The Public says:

        They are just implicating her in the disaster. Why?

        • 41
          Well it's a thought says:

          Liebours motto always blame someone else when things go wrong and whitewash everything else, no change then.

      • 89
        jgm2 says:

        Oona might app*eal to the Abbott demographic of our culturally enriched capital. Unfortunately for Labour, other parts of our culturally enriched capital positively loathe everything she stands for. Woman. Bl*ck. J*e*w.

        • 159
          Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

          Can’t see the Muslim voters being over fond of her.

  6. 9
    A man in a chair says:

    She looks rather attractive in that photo. Good looks and intelligence.. what on Earth is she doing in the Labour Party?

    • 24
      Ah! Monika says:

      Get to Specsavers

      • 31
        A man in a chair says:

        I’ve done that. I think she looks minxy.

        Put it this way, I wouldn’t crawl over her to get to you. ;-)

    • 82
      JH says:

      I’ll second that, I’ve always had a thing for Ms King.

    • 92
      Phil says:

      I’m expecting a pop pup for specsavers imminently.

    • 109
      misterned says:

      Intelligence? I only saw her speak once back in 2006. This was back in the days when we were in the depths of the Iraq fuck up. She was on Question Time suggesting that we should also attack Iran because they have not signed the UN’s Nuclear Non Proliferation Treaty.

      She is so stupid that she would send our troops to their deaths without even knowing that Iran HAD signed up the NNPT and at that time, was still in FULL compliance with it according to the regulatory and inspection body, the IAEA.

      Even Dimbleby had to step in to save her from her own ignorance.

      I clearly remember it as I was astonished that someone would be so utterly clueless about something that she was prepared to go to war over. Surely, if an MP is going to be allowed to vote on whether to send our troops to kill or be killed, then the very minimum requirement in such a situation would be a thorough and detailed understanding of all the relevant facts. She did not have the first clue about ANY of the relevant facts!

  7. 11
    Blacktar Bad Rash formally known as Gourgeous George says:

    Its not to late to win Ken, just convert like I did.

    You’ll have to anyway eventually

  8. 13
    Sophie says:

    Vote UKIP

  9. 19
    borborygmi says:

    Hold your nose and vote for Ken!
    Sir Trumpton Oldtwat on the previous thread suggests “Never trust a fart”.
    While having no qualms concerning his own knighthood, recent events and his comment reminds me that as sure as night follows day in the not too distant future we must expect bad odours to permeate the honours system, to reward political and media failures.
    Sir Ken Livingstone. God help us.
    Sir David Dimbleby . How obnoxious.
    Some might appreciate a future Lord Nigel Farage for his undoubted ‘Enoch’ foresight on Europe@n matters but unfortunately the fix is in for a Lord Nigel [Keith] Vaz.

    Never trust a fart is true.- It never precludes the shits.

  10. 20
    Silver lining says:

    Egyptian men will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives – for up to six hours after their death. ( Mail)

    Doesn’t say whether continuously or not

    • 23
      Peppers Ghost says:

      I’m going long on KY Jelly

    • 34
      Mr Curious says:

      What happens if you freeze them just after death?

      Can you defrost them a week or so later, and then have your six hours’ fun?

      • 63

        Avoid microwaving (unless you remove the foil).

      • 78
        Col Nut says:

        Given the hot dry climate it would be more ecologically sound to hang them out to dry. Dessicated dead wives could then be wrapped in cotton, stored in underground vaults, exhumed when required, and soaked in the Nile before use. Surprising it hasn’t caught on earlier.

      • 152
        Maximus says:

        By Gad this is a brilliant idea. The eco-mentalist implications are enormous – no chance (well, damn little chance anyway) of the demographics getting out of hand, or food shortages giving us foreign policy headaches. I vote we see if we can get the time limit raised to oh two weeks at least in the first instance. After which it will be simples to half-inch it to 30 or 50 years without too much objection. I say how about contacting your honourable member to see if he can give Little Willy Hague a tip-off – it’s the sort of thing he welcomes, I understand.

  11. 21
    Tower Hamlets says:

    We will support him with 2.3 million votes

  12. 22
    Mehdi Assams says:

    On another topic that smug, sneering Labourite, celt, cu’nt Nicky Campbell is hosting a phone-in at the moment about the fall of Murdoch.

    Why are these filth on Radio 5 Labour allowed to get away with such blatant bias?

    • 29
      THE burnistoun butcher says:

      Someone ought to take Campbell for a walk in the woods

    • 46
      Steve Miliband says:

      Why is the BBC still nationalised? Just sell it off.
      Polly Tuscany was going on about the Murdoch monopoly last night. Hello, BBC?

  13. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    There seems to be an anti EU feeling building across all voters – blue collar Labour voters seem to be cottoning on judging by the reception of Farage’s views last night

    So will this be the next bandwagon for Miliband to jump on? Will the penny finally drop with the Conservatives that unless they tell the Libs dems to get stuffed UKIP will erode any chance of a Majority next time

    • 36
      shooty* says:

      Didn’t see it. What was the reaction?

      • 43
        Steve Miliband says:

        He was well received until the question near the end on im..gration

      • 117
        misterned says:

        The reaction was that Farage got the biggest applause. He was the only one on the panel who was taking any sense at all and this resulted in #FarageFever even trending on twitter and twitter being inundated with people switching their support to UKIP from other parties.

    • 40
      Loungelizard says:

      You’re right. If Farage starts to look like a runner Miliband will be shouting ‘Vote UKIP’

      • 42
        Steve Miliband says:

        Or his blank piece of paper will a policy to get out of Europe

        • 96
          jgm2 says:

          Which, thanks to the Maximum Imbecile and his court victory, we now know is ‘not subject to legitimate expectation’.

      • 137
        Wuffo the Wonder Dog says:

        You obviously didn’t see it. Nigel wowwed them.
        He’s in Bromley Market Square tomorrow morning.

    • 49
      A man in a chair says:

      I think it’s inevitable that there’s growing anti-EU feeling when there are tax rises (particularly on fuel) and spending cuts here, but there’s clearly no shortage of money when it comes to feeding the EU. Osborne’s announcement of an additional £10billion for the Eurozone was followed only a day later by Cameron announcing an extra £16billion of cuts across the UK.

      I’m all in favour of cuts – I’m sure most people are – but what’s the point when Cameron simply piles up all the money he’s saved and gives it to Brussels?

      Miliband’s missing a treat here – he’s got an open goal but he’s just dithering.

      • 91
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        More likely scenario is that Miliband privately agrees with the Coalition on bailing out the EUrozone and so can’t say anything negative about it publicly. Cameron, Clegg and Miliband are all arch EUrophiles and all would throw the British public under a bus, to try and save the Euro.

        • 98
          jgm2 says:

          More likely scenario is that Miliband privately agrees with the Coalition on bailing out the EUrozone and so can’t say anything negative about it publicly

          Since when has privately agreeing with the government ever stopped Labour from partisan sniping?

          Labour would be making the same ‘cuts’ as the T*ries give or take a fiver and a day or two. they’ve admitted that. But all you hear from the fuckers is ‘too fast, too deep’. ‘Don’t cut this, don’t cut that…’

          Yet they know they’d have been forced to make exactly the same cuts. There is no forgotten pile of money. There are no ‘easy wins’.

        • 104
          Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

          No, they’d throw the English public under a bus to save the Euro.

        • 119
          misterned says:

          There is some debate within the labour leadership as to whether they would be able to get away with promising a referendum on the EU? Knowing full well that they have no intention whatsoever of actually holding one. They are not sure if they could get away with tricking the public on the EU again.

          • jgm2 says:

            They got away with promising to support a change in the voting system twice and reneging both times.

  14. 32
    Gawd Help Us says:

    O/T Get a refund on your council tax even if you don’t pay any. How do they think these ideas up?

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9229691/Local-authority-accused-of-bribing-voters-with-council-tax-rebate.html

    • 39
      The Public says:

      Find out how many councillors were on the dole

    • 54
      Peppers Ghost says:

      Well it is the Wirral so maybe they are hoping that the money will bring down the crime rate for wheelie bins and hubcaps

    • 55
      Well it's a thought says:

      So no change for us then, payup and smile, we have a uconned us MP who voted to get even closer with the EU, she won’t get back in and Liebour up to there usual tricks, Libsh*tes well cut up their A3 sheet of rubbish we get and hang it on a nail in the outside bog.

  15. 34
    Ah! Monika says:

    Quote of the Year:-

    Guido Fawkes “If you want to judge my thinking look at the Star.”

  16. 47
    nellnewman says:

    All ken needs now is for gordon to come out and say what a great pal he s and how he wishes everyone in London would vote him.

    Wouldn’t need an election next Thursday then , ken would be completely finished.

  17. 52
    Ah! Monika says:

    “73% British parents of school-age kids say teaching standards ‘good’.” YouGov.

    100% of the 73% cannot read or write.

    • 150
      Ikin Reedanrite says:

      Today’s school age kids are the second generation of Shirley Williams’s educational effup. Their parents were the first, so thick-headedness is only to be expected mong large swathes of the older populace.

  18. 53

    A vote for me is a vote for ‘creative accounting’.

    • 106
      Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

      And I’m sure 173.64% of London’s eligible voters will agree with you next Thursday.

  19. 58

    Yeuuuk !!! I hate Sugar !

  20. 59
    simon r says:

    got a letter last night from the labour party asking me to vote for ken and check out his website for details on all the wonderful things he would do for london.

    the plea came from ed balls – obviously militwat is seen as being best kept out of sight.

    one thing that struck me was the line “say what you like about ken – he has always had the best interests of london in mind” – or something like that ( my blood pressure was quite high by this point ) – admission perhaps that he is a divisive character – or as I would say a complete c**t

  21. 61
    Sergeant Schultz says:

    • 87
      JH says:

      “…the government will vote on the fiscal stability treaty” {FORCED SMILE}

      Hannan points this out on his blog – the shameless propaganda masquerading as public information (taxpayer funded of course) on this ‘treaty’ is disgusting.

      Apporpriate this is on DOLE tv, that’s where the Irish are all going to end up if they keep rewarding sin and punishing virtue.

      • 166
        Trahison des Clercs says:

        Actually, she should be given a Clarkson. she really drove up my BP

    • 123
      misterned says:

      This video is hilarious. I hope that if Hollande wins in France that he will be as good as his word and will scrap the FU, leaving the Irish free to vote no.

  22. 66
    Quelle surprise says:

    Greece should not have joined the euro, a former head of the German central bank, who was central to eurozone policymaking at the time, has said.

    But Ernst Welteke, who was Bundesbank president from 1999-2004, told the BBC that none of the eurozone’s problems would be solved if Greece left.

    He added there should be greater transfer of wealth from richer parts of the eurozone to poorer parts.

    • 107
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      “He added there should be greater transfer of wealth from richer parts of the eurozone to poorer parts.”

      These EU tossers just don’t get it.
      Taking money from productive, hard working and financially well managed people and giving it to lazy, feckless and irresponsible people, can never be a solution.
      Firstly it disincentivises those who are hard working and prudent, from being hard working and prudent and secondly, it rewards the lazy, feckless and irresponsible, for being just that. It’s a lose, lose proposition.

      Welfare does not work and international welfarism, cannot work either.

      • 110
        jgm2 says:

        That’s it in a nutshell.

        ‘De-stigmatising’ charity and renaming it ‘benefits’ and according it the status of ‘rights’ totally disincentivises the recipients to get up off their arse and try and make a ‘go’ of it.

        Which would be less of a problem if there wasn’t a political party whose whole existence relies on a massively disincetivised, self-pitying crowd of wasters, chancers and fraudsters for their votes.

  23. 71
    Peppers Ghost says:

    O/T

    I am deeply concerned that Leveson fails to grasp that the media issue is not just related to this government.

    So in order to allow Leveson to understand I have created a simple graphic that illustrated the problem.

    I give you the ‘human millipede’

    http://tinypic.com/r/34ysfvs/6

  24. 73
    Sir Trumpton Oldtwat says:

    Lady Oldtwat was stopped yesterday by a Labour canvasser outside the hairdressers, “I trust you will be voting for Ken?” said the activist, “Certainly not!” she replied, “I’m a Labour supporter!”

  25. 74
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I’ll always be grateful to the Labour party in Vauxhall for ‘asking’ me to leave many years ago.

  26. 75
    Ah! Monika says:

    Crossword

    “Argentina vowed to press criminal and civil charges on British oil companies exploring off the Falkland Islands if they do not “justify their actions” by a May 2 deadline.”

    4,3

    • 112
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Is that the same Argentina we gave £650,000,000 in DfID aid last year? Money stolen from us and pissed away by our government, yet again.

      Tell me, just who are our real enemies?

  27. 79
  28. 82
    Legion says:

    I would only back Ken if he promised to leave the country.

    Mr Newt bothering tosser.

  29. 85

    OK for those who have arrived late, I have condensed the news for you.

    A farewell intercourse law has been passed so London voters can have sex with Ken up to six hours after the death of his career.

    You can go back to the tits now.

  30. 88
    Polly is fugly says:

    If you missed last night’s Question Time, watch it on iplayer for three choice moments. First one is Farage talking about east europeàn migrants getting most social housing, at which point a leftie in the audience said he was wrong and went into a long rant and almost broke down in tears about migrants who “only want to come here and make a better life for themselves”.

    The second is when Fat Abbot was saying Miliband was the first politician to criticise Murdoch. She was interrupted by a hilarious looking eccentric who shouted that she was wrong and Cable was the first to do it. You may not agree with his support for Cable but it was fun to see him shout down Abbot.

    The third and best was a black woman in the audience who tore Abbot and Toynbee to shreds over their ‘social cleansing’ comments. When Dimbleby mentioned Polly’s final solution remark, she had a face like thunder! She clearly didn’t want people to be reminded about what she said! She’s got a fucking nerve to get angry at someone for bringing up something she wrote! She’s embarrassed about it now but only because of the furious backlash it got.

    • 93
      Well it's a thought says:

      Got moderated on Biased BBC last night so bogged off and did a few other things away from the tv and computer.

      • 101
        Legion says:

        Legion is always moderated on the BBC.

        They don’t like precious liberals challenged. Twats.

    • 130
      misterned says:

      The fun started with Farage’s first comment showing that all the main parties are lead by a bunch of inexperienced students who have never done a real day’s work in their lives.

  31. 90
    Well it's a thought says:

    Can somebody tell mad Harriet Harmwhitemen that the news about Hunt has passed it’s sell by date, Murdoch was on for two days now nobody gives a toss.

    • 122
      When fact becomes the legend;print the legend says:

      Now now First rule of Labour(especially under the “able” leadership of Ed)Never miss jumpng on a bandwagon even after it’s already rollled into a cul de sac….mmm care to say anything about UNITE rejecting ACAS deal on tanker dispute Mr (Please Len don’t do anything until after next Thursday’s elections pretty please)Miliband ?? Thought not !!!

  32. 95
  33. 97
    Gordon Brown says:

    I declare war on my farts.

  34. 99
    Gonk says:

    Saw Tom on the box last night and it looks as though he’s
    back to comfort eating.

    • 116
      Fatty Fatty Watson says:

      How in Marx’s name, am I ever going to get a new girlfriend when white power lunatics like you are always try to ruin any new relationship?

      • 144
        Peppers Ghost says:

        Get a virtual girlfriend on second life seeing as you like video games so much

        You fat shut in

    • 154
      JH says:

      Is he still wearing the ludicrous Gok Wan specs, or back to the Billy Bunter ones that at least suit his stupid fat face?

      Tom, do us all a favour – fire your image makeover ‘consultants’ and just go back to playing computer games in between wanks.

      Plus, the suits are not fooling anyone. Just stick to the cheap trakkie bottoms with the insustrial strength elasticated waistbands.

  35. 114
    Ah! Monika says:

    Tom Watson on Newsnight.

    Obvious he’s got no-one to wash and iron his shirts.

    • 132
      jgm2 says:

      I thought that’s what expenses were for. You think he’d simply buy new ones and throw the old ones out.

      Or expense us for the dry-cleaning.

      Can’t even be arsed to rob us.

      What a lazy, fat c*unt.

  36. 125
    SIR EVERARD PENIS QC says:

    Look you lot !

    In my book Gordon Brown still walks on water !

    Usually when he’s just pissed himself !

  37. 138
    Anonymous says:

    Labour really are stupid. The hole they dig gets deeper.

    • 140
      jgm2 says:

      Labour never lost any votes by underestimating the intelligence of the British public.

  38. 143
    Civil Servant says:

    “Last night Guido challenged them on Twitter to back Ken with a bet”

    Maybe they didn’t think you’d pay up.

    • 153
      Ikin Reedanrite says:

      Have you managed to account for the 63 missing paper clips yet?

      • 160
        Civil Servant says:

        I’m too busy drinking champagne on my public sector expense account.

        I first posted “Perhaps they don’t trust a former bank*upt”, but I think that word triggers moderation. I wonder why?

  39. 155
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    Is this a Hebrew thing, I believe Ken upset the ‘chosen ones’ recently. Is that why Ms King has been wheeled out to show he’s kosher?

  40. 168
    PC clitoris says:

    trouble is not voting for ken means that bugger boris gets in.


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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…

“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”



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