April 26th, 2012

Leaked: Diane Abbott’s Question Time Preparation Notes

It’s amazing what you can find in a photocopier in SW1:

Drafted by Abbott’s staffer Gabe Trodd a former government spinner it is incredibly patronising given that Diane has been a TV professional since Gabe was wearing nappies.

Guido particularly enjoyed the preparation for dealing with “Dimbelby” (sic), the “listen to, write down and refer to the names of people that ask questions”, and the advice to at least try and look as if you’re not reading the “lines to take” notes from Labour HQ…


  1. 1
    Question says:

    Are MPs really that thick?

    Or are we for listening to them?

  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    I can just see her reciting her 100 reasons why Boris has let London down, one after the other, while no one does anything to stop her.

  3. 3
    Babar the Elephant says:

    Urrghhh – this woman puts the hippo into hypocrite!

  4. 4
    jgm2 says:

    I didn’t see the line advising her not to roll her eyes back and look as if she’s trying to read her notes off the ceiling.

  5. 5
    Diane Abbott says:

    I have nothing more to say.

  6. 6
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha! Looks like she’s been flushed out as a phoney, needing tips on basic manners from a lackey.

    Gabe Trodd is on the run now. If he can’t handle a photocopier, his career won’t go very far!

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    Get Fatty says:

    More Abbott & Costello….from the Hackney One

  8. 8
    Tom says:

    They missed “don’t eat any pies when on the panel”.

  9. 9
    don't make me laugh says:

    If Murdoch’s links with the British Government come up, it’s bound to cover the 13 years Labour were in power….

  10. 10
    nudge nudge says:

    Oh, Gabe, one thing:

    next time, keep your instructions on one page.

    That’s basic.


  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    blame whitey

  12. 12
    Splodge says:

    NAh, it’s been sent to Abbott already – it’s she who cannot handle a photocopier! Who would have thought?

  13. 13
    God calling... says:

    … and please try not to make any derogatory remarks about white people.

  14. 14
    Ah! Monika says:

    Dose Gabe Trodd fit the profile?

    Left Wing
    Comprehensive Education
    Sexually assaulted
    Ex Slave

  15. 15

    Give me fucking strength,there idiocy is staggering,and how much exactly is staffer Trodd costing ?,not cheap i would venture.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    “Avoid references to public school”

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish in future to be called Daphne.

  18. 18
    Keewa says:

    She reads up on the topics before a debate?
    GASP. Throw her in the stocks!

  19. 19
    James Rider says:

    He’s obviously cheap, and very expensive.

  20. 20
    Out of work horse says:

    RT @leonalewismusic: Thanks to @hackneyabbott for supporting the circus animal ban, your voice can help us save these animals
    Retweeted by Gabe Trodd

  21. 21
    head balls says:

    whiteys on the moon

  22. 22
    jgm2 says:

    Avoid references to Ken avoiding tax.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Liebor MPs are that thick.

    Why did Guido publish the phone numbers? Are they publicly available anyway?

  24. 24
    annette curton says:

    I especially like the bit about; “listen to, write down and refer to the names of people that ask questions”, surely she knows who they all are anyway, doesn’t the BBC bus them all in?.

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    jgm2 says:

    She might read up on them but she’s prone to go off message once she gets in there.

    ‘Black women will go to the wall for their kids….’

    I can’t believe that was on her briefing notes.

  26. 26
    answer says:

    House of commons office.

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    head balls says:

    why isn’t the intellectual giant lee jasper on q time we need him for his balanced and well thought out opinion and he does a good impression of a racist too which he learned from hallibut!

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    A Doctor writes in layman's terms says:

    Rolling eyes upwards is a sign of a proper thicko.

    They are trying to remember what to say or have been coached to say in certain circumstances. It is involuntary, like blushing, so she is unable to hide her dimness by doing homework. In fact, too much studying only makes the reflex action worse, depending on the persons level of idiocy, which with Abott, is high.

  29. 29
    Abbott and Portello says:

    Watts on first, Who’s on second.

  30. 30
    random says:

    Come off it.
    The whole of question time is one rehearsed farce with a bussed in audience.
    The questions have all been bandied about by the participants beforehand.
    That Abbott has to have a prepared list of Labour directives does come as a bit of a shock, since they will probably have been changed by the time she goes on air.
    “Lets hear from the stooge with his hand up at the back”

  31. 31

    eNote to Diane Abbott: One hundred lines; ‘Do not interupt when people are speaking’ You may think you are going to say somthing clever, but your not.

  32. 32
    lee twatface says:

    That is of course not a racist remark.

  33. 33
    Oh and one more thing says:

    If anyone in the Audience shouts ” riceandpee” CRY.

  34. 34
    Evil Landlord says:

    This must win the funniest comment of the day award !

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    jgm2 says:

    ‘Save the animals’?

    Save them from what? Or for what?

    I used to love the circus as a kid. Lions and tigers and elephants and seals and stuff that you wouldn’t see in Birmingham. Now all they have are fucking horses and dogs. I can look out the fucking window and see horses and dogs. And rabbits [… stand by…] and dead rabbits.

    The last time I saw a proper circus – one with lions and tigers was, ironically for Diane, in the Caribbean. Kids loved it.

    Fucking bedwetters. Make my piss boil.

  36. 36
    Dianne says:

    What, no ryce ‘n p recipes?

  37. 37
    Diane says:

    I do not remember seeing this memo.

  38. 38
    Gonk says:

    When you speak, avoid thinking of food, you’ll drool.
    Don’t look stupid either, look clever and intelligent, a tough ask I know.
    And especially don’t worry, we’ve always got loads of ‘friends’ in the audience.

  39. 39
    nick sniffen says:

    Avoid references to гiсе ‘n реа.

  40. 40
    Backwoodsman says:

    Do something about it ! Cancel that direct debit to the bbc and get your arses over to biased-bbc.org.

  41. 41
    jgm2 says:

    She tries to hide it as a condescending ‘Oh my God I can’t believe you’ve asked me such a stupid question’ gesture. Then recites the answer s l o w l y.

    I think you have it cracked. She’s drawing a mental finger along the lines she’s learned. That’s why she recites her words so slowly.

    And that’s why she totally blows up when she tries to improvise.

  42. 42
    jgm2 says:

    We don’t have to join a club to not pay the BBC to misinform us do we?

  43. 43
    helpful says:

    Its got new address : http://biased-bbc.com/

  44. 44
    Pilkington says:

    Do we pay for this berk with out taxes?

  45. 45
    jgm2 says:

    The problem with Diane is that she’s thick. But she doesn’t realise it. She can’t keep to the script because she thinks that an intellectual giant such as herself should be able to mix it with Brillo and Portillo. So she goes off message and reveals herself as an idiot.

    Fucking classic watching Brillo stick the boot in once he got fed up of her.

    At least Harman knows she’s an idiot so she sticks to the script.

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    Don't Pay the biased BBC says:

    As far as I’m concerned monies going to the BBC are used to promote liberal socialist viewpoints so are in effect political subs and it is quite correct to withhold your subs.

    And as for agw since when was that the proven science that the BBC says it is?

  47. 47

    He’s left off the Maddy question. That’s an outside chance.
    And he hasn’t given her a top 5.

    1. economy -0.2%
    2. social cleansing
    3. Hunt and Rupert
    4. Toff arrogant rich boys
    5. Marine Le Penn

    If 4/5 of those aren’t asked I’ll eat her pants.

  48. 48
    David laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Racist should not be allowed on TV. Football pundits got the sack, why not her??

  49. 49
    t says:

    Sure it’s a male?

  50. 50
    Cell time says:

    If only that were true

  51. 51
    p3@ says:

    19 Look up at the ceiling alot
    20 “I have nothing more to say”
    21 Accuse someone of r@cism

  52. 52
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Let’s hope not, whilst you’re on QT, Big Momma: we’re hoping you’ll say something which, should we quote you, you will say was taken out of context, though we”ll have the footage to prove otherwise.

  53. 53
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m an idiot.

  54. 54
    Cuddle Cat says:


  55. 55
    Boss Whitey says:

    Patronising? That email is positively colonial.

  56. 56
    The Office of Diane Abbott MP says:

    There was me thinking Gabe is a woman.


  57. 57
    p3@ says:

    22 Turn off mobile

  58. 58
    Caroline Lucas says:

    Even the Arctic glaciers are in a double-dip recession.

  59. 59
    Gooey Blob says:

    I find it baffling that the BBC even consider having her on after her unpleasant remarks. As such, I won’t be watching.

  60. 60
    Ah! Monika says:

    Me too and looking at the photo we’re right.

  61. 61
    Jerk Chicken says:

    What about whities dividing and rulling blackies?

  62. 62
    p3@ says:

    Just had a thought about her photocopying her arse

  63. 63
    Ah! Monika says:

    Bill, even your worst enemy wouldn’t force you to keep that promise

  64. 64
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I bet you’d eat her pants even if 0/5 came up and she gave you the chance.

  65. 65
    Some Geezer wot wouldn't change a thing with Abbott says:

    This one’s quicker, and is pretty much how politicians do business:

  66. 66
    Cameron's Vichy Conservatives says:

    The BBC adore her

  67. 67
    Boss Whitey says:

    That page has been deleted so “Gabe” is now an Unperson. But you are right, it does look female.

  68. 68
    Sack Cameron - Elect A Tory says:



  69. 69
    Mornington Crescent says:

    St. George’s Day, eh? How about Armistice Day, Diane – particularly people who tweet at 11am…?

  70. 70
    The media says:

    Did the lions eat pasties?

  71. 71
    The media says:

    Can she eat pasties?

  72. 72
    Fish says:


    Have you read the B-BBC site? There is an interesting post on there in which a prospective audience member was asked to submit Q’s which including the French Election and St George’s day question.

    Two points – space was found for this person on the already full event (might be a genuine reserve), but the fact that these two topics appear on the Trodd list (particularly the St George’s day one), makes me wonder if Abbott was tipped off by the BBC (production co).

    Seems like the BBC might be too close to Labour !!!

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Probably private school, but doesn’t want to admit it.

  74. 74
    Baron Hogwash says:

    HO HO

  75. 75
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    A smug one at that.

  76. 76

    Parallel universe.

    Dear Caroline,
    We did invite you on to the Today program for tomorrow to talk about how not having enough green energy subsidy has led to a blood shortage in the capitol.

    However, we have now decided you’re nothing but a deluded Marxist who treats your beliefs as if they were a religion and you refuse to allow either truth or reality to intervene in your totally unrealistic, poverty inducing, harmful agenda.

    Therefore we have decided to withdraw your invitation as we are having Nigel Farage on instead to talk about how it would be better if no more UK money was sent to the IMf to prop up the failed Euro.

    We feel that his impressions better reflect the general opinions of our viewers and conform better to BBC policies and guidelines than your rather harebrained, expensive, collectivised eco-friends of the earth left overs from the ancient ecology hippy movement.

    Your haircut makes you look like Ann Widdecombe.

    Gemima Jemma-Jensen Jones.
    Radio 4’s news and current affairs.

  77. 77
    The media says:

    Do they eat pasties in the colonies?

  78. 78
    The media says:

    Does Gabe eat pasties?

  79. 79
    Penny Red says:

    This Tory government has caused more people’s deaths than the Great War.

  80. 80
    ffs! says:

    Who knows with politicians and their hangers on these days?

  81. 81
    Fenton says:

    Dimbleby (sic) will intervene at that stage and move on to the next question.

  82. 82
    Moby Dick's dick says:

    Now that made me larf out loud. ‘Cause it’s just so true.

    That racist monster needs rafflin’

  83. 83
    A1 size photocopier says:

    Wash your brain out.

  84. 84
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “And as for agw since when was that the proven science that the BBC says it is?”

    Never, but then don’t let facts get in the way of a fantastic money spinning opportunity for crony capitalist interests and crooked politicians in their pockets.

  85. 85
    Moby Dick's dick says:

    Yes but I notice that she can’t blush at all.

  86. 86
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    At least she can read, which is more than some of us.Boaz.

  87. 87
    Lies, damn lies and the BBC says:

    Indeed. The ‘licence fee’ is a state tax to fund state propaganda.

  88. 88
    Who Gives A Fuck About Some FAT Negress Anyway ? says:

    Tesco have rebranded their “Value” cider and reduced the ABV from 4.2 to 4 %. What are you doing about that, Fawkes?

  89. 89
    Reality check says:

    A penny for your thoughts – I presume you mean Tory Bliar

  90. 90
    Caroline Lucas says:

    The BBC named their Green Room to show support

  91. 91
    Churchill says:

    Oh yes!

  92. 92
    Gordon says:

    That’s a 4% increase

  93. 93
    Neutral observer says:

    Does the advice include “speak in a patronising tone and constantly roll your eyes to the ceiling to emphasise your superioriry ” ?

  94. 94
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    What would make me larf is stickin’ a metal spike up her c’unt an watchin’ it come out of her mouth.

    Fuckin’ hilarious.

  95. 95
    Sooty says:

    +1. The guy’s stuck up his own arse.

  96. 96
    Some Geezer wot says let the pasty bury the pasty says:

    They do in Jamaica, though it’s a local variation, one with which La Abbott could not be unfamiliar:


  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    And for fucks sake if you’re asked what is your position on defence don’t reply ‘paint it with de creosote’.

  98. 98
    Sooty says:

    *Falls off stool*

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    Lies, damn lies and the BBC says:

    Yes, it’s fake TV, all carefully contrived and choreographed to promote a BBC worldview.

    Can you imagine an audience of ordinary real people, and not the usual party stooges, activists and community leaders? The panel and BBC wouldn’t know what hit them.

    No, the BBC like their ‘memebrs of the public’ to be carefully selected, PC and on message.

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    ToonBob... says:

    Personally I would NOT mount either of them :)

  101. 101
    Tower Hamlets says:

    If dead moose limbs can have sex – surely they should be allowed to vote as well?


  102. 102
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    He’ll conduct some personal research into the matter.

  103. 103
    Dimblebore says:

    …..I shan’t be asking what Diane’s position on the mayor is.

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Yes but no but yes but no but yes but no but yes but Abbot

    Says it all don’t you think?

  105. 105
    Teresa May says:

    How can she be a racist ? She’s black !

  106. 106
    Schools must not produce winners says:

    Who the f*ck is “Abu Qatadar”??

  107. 107
    Schools must not produce w!nners says:

    Who the f*ck is “Abu Qatadar”??

  108. 108
    Rice and Peas says:

    West Indian women will go to the wall for their boyz – like that one who tried to cover up for the one who killed the pensioner during the riots.

  109. 109
    LibLabCon = SCUM says:

    Lives in England, does very well out of living in England (a billion times better than she would if she still lived in the sh!t-hole that is Africa).

    Hates England with a passion.

    That about sum her up?

  110. 110
    Paddy Powder says:

    All books are closed on a black racist winning the 100 yard dash in London this summer.

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    LeeSouthend says:

    Isnt mz Abbot a racist? Dont think we need to listen to anything that woman has to say.

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    DikiPedia says:

    Ah, yes. Here it is – Racist: One who partakes in a race.

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    @mmmikewilkins says:

    I’m no apologist for Diane, nor any other politico, but really – is there a big deal I’m missing here? Your’e appearing on BBC Question Time FFS, you[‘re going to prepare aren’t you? Go in with at least a list of points you’d like to make? Who’s going to rock up straight off the bus, hands in their pockets and nothing in their head? Not you, I’m guessing.

  115. 115
    Gabe Trodd says:

    Oh shit, I forgot to put questions on “da chickelin ric℮ and da fooking ρ℮a!”

  116. 116
    Fatbutt says:

    What do you expect? I can sequence her DNA on my fingers without using the same finger twice.

  117. 117
    Moi says:

    It’s in case one asks the wrong question. They need to know who to send for reeducation.

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    LibLabCon = SCUM says:

    I used to use Tesco until their “Big Pr*ice Drop” last year resulted in pretty obvious pr*ice rises. For example, Hovis bread, “2 for £2″ suddenly became “2 for £2.20″ (with a big yellow label next to it (“Super OFFER!!!”), as if the 10% pr*ice rise was in some way wonderful.)

    Tesco = complete and utter scum.

    And their staff are c*nts.

  119. 119
    Diane Fatbut says:

    It’s in da genes yer know mon!

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    How did she become shadow health minister when she's morbidly obese? says:

    I dunno. It would be nice to hear her say, “I is goin’ back to my own country now, I is sorry to has been here ruining your country. Many apologies, I go, I not return. Sorry.”

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    Ranter says:

    I’m surprised people watch QT anymore.

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    Diane Fatbut says:

    Izz yer trying to divide and rule us brothers and sisters mon?

  123. 123
    Ranter says:

    You’d need some extra large Mr Muscle wipes to get the sweat stains and curly wurlies off the glass after!

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    ToonBob... says:

    or ‘pass the dutchie on the left hand side” …. mother f*ckers :)

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    Not the nasty party says:

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    Legion says:

    She needs this level of help….

    Is she a bit thick or what?

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    ToonBob... says:

    “e passed the dutchie on the left hand side” I think…….

  128. 128
    ToonBob... says:

    Hope you are not saying it is ‘cos she is blick ?

  129. 129
    Charles Darwin says:

    She a fuckin’ negroid it’s in the genes!

  130. 130
    The Cornish Pasty Company says:

    We are pleased to announce our new Hackney Abbott pasty, replacing traditional teddys and suedes with r1ce and pe@s.

  131. 131
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Abbott likes to divide and rule the panel. Dimbleby will no doubt help her achieve her aim.

  132. 132
    Charles Darwin says:

    Pigs will fly first!
    Her plan is to bring Africa to the UK and not the other way around.

  133. 133
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Who is the most thick Abbott or Harman?

  134. 134
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    Yup. It should be renamed to ‘Labour Party Propaganda Time’

  135. 135
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Harman the wife or Harman the hubby with a different surname – all three are equally dumb.

  136. 136
    I don't need no doctor says:

    According to the BBC Murdoch’s association with any government minister did not occur between 1997 and 2010.

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    Yup! says:


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    Yeah Mon! says:

  139. 139
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    Shame she can’t write, if those scrawled notes are anything to go by.

  140. 140
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    Do they make paper that big?

  141. 141
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    ‘There idiocy’ should be ‘their idiocy’. A dictionary might be useful.

  142. 142
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    We’ll call you whatever we want to call you, you racist Liebore Nazi filth. Now fuck off.

  143. 143
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    I wish we could stand her against a wall and shoot her. If it’s good enough for President and Mrs Ceaucescu…

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    Referee says:

    To:Gabe Trodd


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    see below says:

    C’unts the lot of them.

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    get whitey says:

    Avoid references to Finnish nurses.

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    my dad used to shout at the telly when Gordoom was on with Millitwat he just laughs says:

    jgm2 would like to buy you a drink your comments are allways on the nose and a little amusing to boot :)

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    my dad used to shout at the telly when Gordoom was on with Millitwat he just laughs says:

    stupid people think everyone else is as thick except them allways have allways will

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    Don't let YT divide us, sistas says:

    Can I call them blue eyed devils instead?

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    Legion says:

    I don’t play those divide and rule games.

    I hold all minorities in equal contempt.

  151. 151
    General Jasper Lee says:

    Only you honkeys can be wayshidt.

  152. 152
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Or a photocopier that strong?

  153. 153
    Gay Dave Came on Ron says:

    She looks like a hungry bear

  154. 154
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Gabe Trodd? I much prefer Strode Rode !!

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    He’d only eat her pants if she was wearing them

  156. 156
    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    Not on top, I hope. Urrrgh.

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    She’s black ham personified.

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    All kaffirs is unfortunate. (In a thick jaapie accent)

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    The most feared words in the country:-
    “Hallo dere mon, I’se your new neighbour”

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    Disillusioned says:

    In the early eighties I was canvassed outside a polling station by a young, slim and sexy Diane Abbot. Just shows to go, if the prudent young man wants to know what he’s marrying he should take a good look at his future mother in law.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    If a white MP had said something similar about white mums there would have been non-stop BBC outrage and her career would have been finished.

    Diane Abbott – racist.
    BBC – double standards
    Labour Party – hypocrisy

  162. 162
    Disillusioned says:

    Just realised, she has two teas – is that part of her problem?

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    Rottweiler Ron says:

    Last week it was The Yvette Cooper Show. This week it will probably be The Diane Abbott Show.

    All luvvies and lefties. They’re everywhere now.

  164. 164
    Tristram Haute-Couture says:

    If you watched Question Time there can be only one question on your minds.
    Yes, it was I who designed Polly’s jacket. Test card chic is all the rage, darlings.

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    Modbot fatbot says:

    No they ate r_i_c_e and p_e_a_s

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    Pretty Polly says:

    All the rage in Tuscany my dear

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    yet again says:

    and why has nobody yet told us what Gabe trod in?

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    yet again says:

    suedes? Shirley you mean swedes (or is that racist too?)

  169. 169
    stacker says:

    oi! I resemble that remark!

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    stacker says:

    ja boet, the only Good Kaffir is a dead kaffir!
    And the only time you wink and smile at a darkie is when you are aiming your R4 at one!

  171. 171
    Qt idiots says:

    I have been collecting the most idiotic Question Time audience contributions at qtidiots.tumblr.com

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    Tottenham Chutzpah says:

    see linkedin for more:
    Gabe Trodd’s Overview


    Press Officer and Parliamentary Assistant at Diane Abbott MP


    Executive at Chelgate Limited
    Policy Advisor at Ministry of Justice
    Communications Officer at The Department for Business, Enterprise and Regulatory Reform


    King’s College London, U. of London
    University of Leeds

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    Anonymous says:

    Dimbletwit should be removed from the panel;he does nothing to control them when they interrupt the co-panellist who is answering the question & last night there were 3 of them all speaking/shouting at the same time.Dimble did nothing with the result that it was impossible to hear what was being said by any of them.

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    Edward. says:

    Parents, both exploited by evil white colonial empire – who were bad dudes not into equality legislation and who employed no human rights lawyers for some reason or other.

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    Disco Biscuit says:

    What kind of a name is Gabe Trodd anyway? Has someone moved the letters around?

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    Foggy Albion says:

    Sounds like an IKEA bookcase.

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    Anon. says:

    One would think that a professional politician would have an opinion on all of these matters without having to be prompted first. That’s what they are paid for.

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    Coiled Spring says:

    Nothing about private schools then?

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    Mike Hunt says:

    “Rolling eyes upwards is a sign of a proper thicko. ”

    I thought it was an indicator that psychologists and interrogators look for because it’s a tell-tale that the eye-roller is lying.

    Anyway – back to QT. There was a pretty young Afro-Caribbean lady in the audience who slapped both Abbott and the equally loathsome Toynbee down a treat on the Newham Council issue. It was a delight in an otherwise boring show (not even Farage managed to bring some life to it on this occasion) and it’s well worth a trip to iPlayer to watch, from about three-quarters of an hour in for about seven minutes. The look on Toynbee’s boat race when the “final solution” was thrown back at her had me in raptures.

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    Mike Hunt says:

    Labour were head and shoulders up Murdochs arse – they were so in love with him it defied belief – right up until he switched support from Labour to the Tories. Then, as we now know from the Leveson Enquiry, it was “You’ve declared war on my government so I’m declaring war on you,” like a spoiled bully-boy petulant child who’s had his ball taken away.

  181. 181
    Jane says:

    Oh please. What utter nonsense.

  182. 182
    James 42 says:

    She is not my favourite politician. I always think she looks very slovenly, as though she is speaking from a reclining position because she hasn’t the energy to look alert. Perhaps her script writer feels the same, given nature of his advice to her.

  183. 183
    Archie says:

    + several thousand!

  184. 184
    Archie says:

    Lenny Henry in drag, but infinitely funnier!

  185. 185
    ToryWanker says:

    I was going to quip with something extremely hypocritical and offensive then decided it would look pale in comparison to one of Abbots efforts – so I wont shame myself with an inferior offering :(

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