April 23rd, 2012

Yesterday’s Daily Star Sunday Column Now Online


  1. 1
    Yep i bought it. says:

    I got my copy, well worth the 50P.

  2. 2
    He's Spartacus says:

    First visit in 2 weeks.

    Will be my last.

    Plumbing the depths.

  3. 3
    WVM says:


  4. 4
    Q says:


  5. 5
  6. 6
    SouthEastVoter says:

    O/T can someone please tell God about Climate Change and the hosepipe ban.
    Its pissing it down here, it is just like it was April Showers or something

  7. 7
    Selohesra says:

    Why would you pay 50p when you can read those wise words the next day for free just by coming here? – you can even see the boobs for free as well :)

  8. 8
    Not Ken Again says:

  9. 9
    Billy Bob says:

    Leeds needs a Lord Mayor, please!


  10. 10
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    500,000 morons?
    Well it is cheaper than cat litter but my cats have the luxury of having a bush to shit under
    so why buy it?

  11. 11
    Media crap says:

    Don’t buy or read shit newspapers.

  12. 12
    Life goes on says:

    Well after 3 days of nothing but Bahrain the BBC have now forgotten all about Bahrain.

  13. 13
    Daily Yawn says:

    Don’t buy or read shit newspapers.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    The Star … you’re ruining your brand.

  15. 15
    Officer Dibble says:

    Never could understand why folk encourage their cats to come inside to take a dump, when there is a perfectly good garden next door.

  16. 16
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    Sure thats not Shepherds market?
    Well known haunt of *coughs* professional ladies?
    The dirty fecker!

  17. 17
    Make Mine Ermine says:

    Maybe they can start a campaign for genuine House of Lords reform, ie remove any Lordly one who has a criminal conviction.

    All the other reforms suggested by the Libcon pact are smoke and mirrors. and as for even paying the criminals a salary suggested to start at £50,000 taxpayer pounds….please!

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    So much for title tattle and gossip, now an on line free advert for a dodgy Sunday rag. Guido really has sold his soul.

  19. 19
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    well if like a mate of mine you shoot the batsards up the the backside with a 6mm plastic BB neighbours cats soon learn that it really is best to shit on their own doorsteps

  20. 20
    Knuckle dragger says:

    You assume the people who buy it read it rather than just looking at the pictures.

  21. 21
    Ah! Monika says:

    8illy’s not into boobs

  22. 22
    Aaron D Highside says:

    We’re having to use factor 30 and parasols in the north west.

  23. 23
    Ah! Monika says:

    Thanks for the tip. My .22 is a little too loud.

  24. 24
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    From Poofter to Pooter and now a pornographer
    The diary af a fat bastard

  25. 25
    Ah! Monika says:

    49% of Londoners would vote for Lord Ken. Some reform.

  26. 26
    Cat Lover says:

    Air guns are best

  27. 27
    Ah! Monika says:

    Define Pornography.

    The best definition I have heard was some USA judge say ” Anything that gives me an erection.”

  28. 28
    Loungelizard says:

    Does The Star now own this site?

  29. 29
    Polly gone says:

    Half a million copies, brilliant. The Guardianistas will be jealous, more people now read you Guido than Polly Toynbee.

    Guardian falls below 300,000


  30. 30
    Phut says:

    Not if you get a sound moderator (silencer)

  31. 31
    Sandi Toksvig says:

    I buy it regularly.

  32. 32
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    The Japs use them against monkeys who are a nuisance
    A quick burst of BBs up the already red rear end tends to move them on
    It also works on urban foxes

  33. 33
    Ah! Monika says:

    SheGov. Determines the YouGov output. Pillow talk ( from separate bedrooms )

  34. 34
    BBC says:

  35. 35
    nudge nudge says:

    Guido’s gone topless? Crikey!

  36. 36
    Not the BBC says:

  37. 37
    Ah! Monika says:

    Lord’s Reform;-


    1. Lord Brown
    2. Lord Blair.
    3. Lord Campbell
    4. Lord Knows Who
    5. Lord Vaz
    6. Lord Twatson

  38. 38
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Two wars and a World Cup”– seems to me a whole lot of the population got all worked up when Charlie the Mong’s ex-wife met an untimely demise, or did that one slip by you?

  39. 39
    a non says:

    What a fine example of a non secutor.

  40. 40
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    God says not to worry.

  41. 41
    Rage Against the Political Elite. says:

    When we rely on the RED TOPS to frame the DEBATE. You know where Fuck-d

  42. 42
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    The papers made a big song and dance about that, because they knew that they personally were responsible for making photographs of her extremely valuable.

  43. 43
    The beast in David Camerons pants says:

    Be fair Mr Puppet
    Diana did a lot for Christain/Muslim affairs
    The filthy f ucking slag shagged enough Wogs

    “your Honour, may I have a suspended sentence as I fancy going on holiday”

  44. 44
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Thank God for American freedom to tell the truth behind the Watermelon / Ecofascist Agenda.

  45. 45
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    If the Icelanders can do this why can’t we? Why weren’t McDoom and Ed Ballsup not charged with fucking our economy?

  46. 46
    a non says:

    osborne in HoC

  47. 47
    The shirking beasty says:

    Last week I saw a DIY enthusiast carrying a copy of Blars autobio
    almost like a badge
    I didnt get an erection but that is pornography

  48. 48
    WorralBorral says:

    Not many got worked up, it was mainly the media and luvvies. The reality was that a married woman had gone off to swan around the world with a playboy lover leaving her husband and kids at home.

  49. 49
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    I was concerned my lawns would dry-up if I couldn’t use the hosepipe, but fortunately – thanks to the endless rain this drought has brought – I don’t need to use the hosepipe.

    And, I’m sure, Camoron can immediately cancel all the completely unnecessary AGW green-taxes that are suffocating our economic recovery.

  50. 50
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    That coming from someone who is not a British citizen (still Danish) therefore cannot vote here, yet feels free to campaign for the Limp-Dums.

    Maybe, as well as party donors, it’s time to regulate party mouthpieces to be only those entitled to vote.

  51. 51
    Labour-voters won't like it, but that's because they're thick scum. says:

    Crossbows are best for urban foxes. The trick is not to kill them outright or you have to dispose of their manky bodies yourself (they’re pretty flea-ridden). If you mortally wound them they crawl off and die elsewhere.

  52. 52
    Lord Above says:

    All of them are reprehensible failures, so all are pretty much equally qualified to join the HoL and take their seats besides the likes of Lord Prescott.

  53. 53
  54. 54
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    Sold out

  55. 55
    The Met Cowboys (Not an American Football Team) says:

    My 9mm Glock is perfect but I keep missings the little buggers.

  56. 56
    The Met Cowboys (Not an American Football Team) says:

    Me and my tools, in my undercover gear.

  57. 57
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    And me.

  58. 58
    Eric Joyce (Teen Fondler) says:

    And me.

  59. 59
    Col Nut says:

    Surely Lard Vaz and Lard Arse Twatson.

  60. 60
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I said oh ah Daily Star I say Oh ah Daily Star.

  61. 61
    Grim says:

    Hey Geedo! I’m not even going to bother clicking your link to that shitty rag.

  62. 62
    Hon. Potter Stewart, J., Supreme Court of the United States says:

    Close, but no see-gar:


  63. 63
    Yep i bought it. says:

    I will do anytink you sayers Guido but i am not sures that justa becose 500,000 peoples bort the star that they all necesariserally read your bit. Just sayin.

  64. 64
    On Tablets :) says:

    but not as bad as me methinks ;)

  65. 65
    On Tablets :) says:

    Don’t buy or read shit newspapers.

  66. 66
    Liam Byrne says:

    UK in HoCk shock.

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