Maid Mary Ann
Guido will be tuning into This Week tonight…
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What We Don’t Know About the Woolwich Attack | Dan Hodges
Woolwich Terrorists Were Al-Qaeda’s Children | Jeremy Havardi
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
how come she got totty watch and Laurie Penny didnt?
Them beer glasses are working lass
Has she got a whole newspaper stuck up her arse? Looks like it in the picture.
Reminds of an old biddy I used to date who always wiped with a copy of the Daily Sketch. The newprint came off on her bum.
While she was sucking me off I’d get out a hand mirror and read the horseracing tips.
Too much Estrogen pumping on this page. I personally have always had a thing for Black and White
looks like a tranny
Get her round my office in Portcullis House as soon as possible and make sure she is wearing her maid’s outfit. Boaz.
Lamestream journalists: this is your (near) future career!
Another troughing git
Too late Atma, you look like a rat jumping from a sinking ship. You must have known what Ken was like for years, but only now do you cut him loose to save your own neck.
He was only following orders
Where’s your passport?
Did he have a policy adviser on English affairs as well, and you will support whoever puts the most cash in your pockets so don’t give us that shit!
Looks like she’s cleaning up all the shit that’s just come out of her mouth. One of the most smug, arrogant columnists in the mainstream press today.
and dog rough with it
And shes got some strong competition in that Olympic event
Neo-Guido looks terrible in drag.
I’m sure you could give him some tips, especially about wearing your mum’s clothes.
Hello Tat. We know you project a lot. Does your mother know about your obsession with her clothing? You had a difficult child-hood and mention your mother a lot.
Hope you can get over your sense of abandonment. Get well soon.
Laurie Penny? Yuck! With her ridiculous hairdo, bad breath, foul personality and absence of any hint of attractiveness, she is definitely NOT totty.
It’s probably worse than that. Imagine if you’ve just shagged her ( hard to do I admit) – she’s the sort who’ll wake you up to complain that Somalians aren’t getting a fair go.
Fat ugly lezzas and metrosexual poofs are one of this countries greatest curses
No chance of that. I’m pretty damn adaptable but I’d NEVER touch that repulsive creature.
Yes, a woman’s got to have a shagable mind, too, and Laurie Penny hasn’t got that either.
Don’t have much problem with poofs, myself. Most of those I’ve known have been very pleasant, relaxed, easy-going people. On the other hand, many of the lesbians I’ve known (which is quite a lot, as it happens) have been among the most bitchy, vicious, tense, unpleasant people I’ve ever met. Not all of them though, for sure.
I know but being a man hater then having to plunge a dildo into your mate to get her off must kill any one especially as you cant grow a cock.
I had a homosexual friend, and he told me that his problem with being gay was that he loved MEN, and disliked Gay MEN eventhough he was having Sex with them, I had to think about it for a bit, what a head Fu-k
Bit Scary when you think that THEY are running the country?? Probably the reason that Bliar and Bush hate the Muslims as their religion takes a dim view of it.
there are some good looking right winners on tv…but not this one
Didn’t she also write an article saying John Prescott was too stupid to be DPM?
She was right them
Did she say anything about Blair, Brown, Campbell, Mandleson, Balls, Miliband, Cooper, Hain, Johnson, Ainsworth, Straw, Blunkett, Harman, Blears, Jowell, Livingstone, Flint, Uddin, Burnham, Byrne and Scotland?
There is a very long of list of things that Prescott is too stupid to do. Having a dump without holding his breath being one of them.
Reminds me of that Queen song “I feel free” don’t know about you lot, but she should have a tash to be more realistic
I think you mean “I want to break free”
Oh feckin hell, I’ve seen it all now.
Have you really?
http://www.sexy-solo.com/2010/03/14/sexy_maid.jpg
Anya’s nice.
It’s not nice to link Guido’s blog to a porn site – the porn site has its reputation to think of!
Ah, this was taken for a Daily Mail sting if I recall. She got a surprising number of approaches on the chatline after posting it and rumour has it she’s thinking about going for it for real.
Can I do you now sir?
Not if yo were the last fluffer on earth, However if you could arrange for Nigella to be wiped down and sent round I might think about it.
And what sort of oil would you like her coated in, sir?
Most men think that I go for Sesame.
Usually Anything that’s not crude.
I may oblige, if she is sufficiently submissive in her duties
Don’t know why but I always get the impression that inside her head somewhere there’s a bolt loose.
I think you’ll find that applies to women in general.
I understand she’s a part founder of a new web site.”The Growler”
Expect increased interest.
Why the fuck do labour shits such as Alan Johnson want Teresa May to resign if the “date” is wrong. Is it because she is actually trying to do something about Qatada, where labour did bugger all except give more of our rights away to the EU.
It beggers belief the spite and jealousy labour exhibit.
Labour are an absolute disgrace.
Remember that her constituency in Maidenhead is oversupplied with the adherents of Isl*m and she spends a fair amount of time buttering (or should that be ghee’ing) them up.
clever
It’s a sad state of affairs when the poxy Leiber party would rather see this vile cre*ture walk our streets, just to poke the Government in the eye.
I noticed when Postman Pat Johnson was on Sky news, he completely avoided the question about why Leiber never did anything about this t.e.r.r.o.r.i.s.t. when asked.
you need a doctor if you think Teresa May is doing anything to recover our rights from the EU
the fact you think she hasn’t utterly fucked this up is very telling also
Her department has been unfit for purpose for a very long time indeed. the scary thing is that that moved Lyn Homer to HMRC to carry on fucking the country in new and exciting ways.
May should resign if the incompetent jackasses got the date ‘wrong’. There was no harm in giving it a day or two extra to be on the safe side anyway – the fucker’s been in jail without charge for the past 10 or 12 years on and off.
If we’d jailed him for murder the day he arrived he’d be free by now.
The fact that May hasn’t simply put him on a plane suggests there has indeed been a monumental fuck-up. There should be a few P45s handed out pour encourager les autres.
Incompetent pricks.
Yup! She has completely failed over the last two years to stay on top of that job. Although I accept that it was a damn near impossible mission since labour cleansed the home office of anyone who was remotely competent and who cared about solving and preventing crime, and stuffed it full of politically correct, bleeding heart liberals, illegal immigrants and corrupt labour supporting fuckwits.
She should have cleansed the home office of labour filth as soon as she arrived. Then she might have been able to utilise the skills of some competent staff, and not made herself a hostage to fortune.
For that alone, she should resign.
“She should have cleansed the home office of labour filth”
The entire civil service should be cleansed, ditto the police farce.
Now if it had been Julia Hartley Brewer, I’d agree with you, Guido.
If she plays her cards right she can have me any day
Quite handy to have around for discharges and spillage I’d imagine.
I’d shag it.
Oh, I say
Gordon Brown’s cleaner is found at last.
Where’s the bucket?
Fat lot of good she’ll be!
In between your legs.
I suppose you must keep up with your new bosses at the Daily Star, Guido
But she should be topless at least…
I’m displease with this, how many illegal immigrants is she putting out of work?
I’ll be cleaning my TV screen with my special liquid tonight to the rythm of the Bee Gee’s ‘staying alive’.
Who is in the photo behind her and is that some sort of salute we should be interested in
It’s that Anders Breivik again, he keeps popping up all over the place.
Criticise Islam now and you’re automatically branded the next Breivik.
Did Breivik kill 70+ Muslims or something then?
No and that’s why the BBC is gutted, he killed whitey but left the bushy bearded mongs alone, rather odd for a man the BBC claim hates Muslims.
And the media have switched a traditional left wing clenched fist “salute” to mean right wing, just to label some psychotic paranoid lunatic as “right wing” rather than the psychotic paranoid lunatic he actually is.
He really hated those Asian Muslims so much and was so disgusted that his country was overrun by them (it’s not) that he killed tens of…. White people…. Um OK. Could he not actually find any Islamic Asians in a country that was, supposedly, overrun by them?
Though let’s not allow the facts get in the way of an opportunity to link his insane slaughter with rational middle of the road right wing thinking.
Its Balls. Come to think of it, its all Balls, Brigadier
Are you sure that’s not Kevin Maguire in drag?
He’s taken his toilet duck on a tour of most bogs in the capital.
You’re not wrong there
Who let the straight man into the BBC?
Has she got piles?
I’d kick her back doors in…..
But only if I didn’t have to look at her face….
F**k me, I’d bomb Iraq for a go at that.
I’m getting on with the job.
Capital set of pins, m’dear, come up and see me at the rectumry while the dear wife is away at her sewing circle, I may have a position for you.
Not exactly a ‘busty’ wench eh?
Au pair with no pair.
Scrubber watch?
Never have I been so unmoved by such a non story.
However, I would.
Glad she has found her true role in life. Spouting all that left-wing bile for the Indy.was so easy, now for the real job.Is that a photograph of the “Blessed Tony” waving,on the bookcase behind her?
Mary Ann is cavorting in front of the FT appointments section. Looking for a job, offering services? She’ll get no help there.
WHO IS IT IN THE PICTURE FRAME IN THE BACKGROUND ??
Ashamed to say it but I probably would….I know I need help.