Spelman’s Injunction Son Banned From Rugby
Caroline Spelman’s son Jonny has been banned from rugby until October 19 2013.
PA reports that the rising England star “admitted taking a number of drugs, including anabolic steroids and a growth hormone, when he appeared before an independent disciplinary tribunal on March 26.”
Despite the story being true the multi-millionaire Environment Secretary spent the equivalent of entire MP’s annual salary trying to repress it and stop it from appearing in the Daily Star Sunday.
Oh, naughty lad!
That’ll teach him.
Has anyone else got a MY PROTEIN add above?
Stupid fucking cow…. trying to protect us from the truth as always.
Be careful what you say now as 6 months inside seems to be the going rate for insults to Authority figures!
Spelman, authourity figure?
lolololololololololol
What on earth has he got up his shirt?
It looks as if it going to be a very large one, when is it due, is it a first for a rugby player
He seems to have a bit of a tummy. – not very fit.
It’s the pasties.
It’s an emerging alien, about to burst through.
I blame the nanny. She was far too busy doing constituency work to bring him up properly.
Typical behaviour from a white male. We need to accelerate the cultural enrichment. We should aim for 10 million immigrants per year – ACT NOW, let’s make the dream a reality.
Is there an injunction against reporting the trials of various 1slamic p43dophile gangs?
Not an injunction, that would leave an audit trail.
Don’t worry, the cost will be deducted from his pocket money for the next 255 years.
We could all be multi millionaires if we helped ourselves to expense claims for fictitious work carried out by a nanny.
Is that banned banned as with Eric Cantona or banned as with Dean Richards?
How old is he again?
Don’t know, but he appears to have stuffed the ball up his shirt – that’s pretty infantile, if you ask me.
That’s a non question.
You’re never the same age again.
He will have those stretch marks for life
I guess that calling for Obama’s head on a silver platter is now a non story.
I’m afraid that locking people up for what they say/tweet is only to be applied to indigenous English males. This is correct since it is the result of thousands of years of persecution by white males.
Guardian reader? No,you are a Camorrhoid
Surely haemorrhoid
Doesn’t anyone care if he eats pasties? The media are so fickle.
And our wonderful popular newspapers probably won’t cover it. Few excuses for huge amounts of cleavage or arse photographs. Or “isn’t she shockingly young but heres a photo of her in a bikini”
You love it, you dirty old man
Well Tories take drugs don’t they? And they can afford them.
I don’t know what he’s been taking, but he looks 30 weeks pregnant.
Think he’s got his Sunday joint stuffed up there.
Got his Mother’s looks though.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109403/Caroline-Spelman-s-Rugby-playing-teenage-son-Jonny-exposed-drugs-cheat.html
The story was in the Mail over a month ago.
Does not mention the ban!
Ketamine is sooo yesterday, I suppose.
All went into my horse in the National.
Did it live?
I had a oner on three horses shuttlin off this mortal coil. How gutted am I?
That should be *shuttling*. Force of habit
What’s wrong with “shuffling”?
As with all overprivileged types, rubber Jonny will bounce back.
Maybe he can get a job meantime in one of those agricultural businesses his Mum is close to.
Or maybe a year out in Brazil supervising the protection of the rainforest with the £10 million+ of taxpayers money his Mum gave to them.
Or he could just stay at home & be his Mum’s paid nanny.
Vote UKIP.
You forgot to say “BlueLabour out”, sweetheart.
It no longer needs to be repeated.
The Conservative Party is bought and paid for.
Ha ha ha!
+3.6 billion
What a pathetic arse.
Ah!……a day off at last.
Now there’s a business I could start up.
anyone for Pooh Sticks?
We know it does.
*Holding nose* You deed to clear dose up before de ladies get back, Mr. Browd, dear.
That paper really has no standards at all.
…or readers.
http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?sectioncode=1&storycode=49112&c=1
Daily Star Sunday : 483,477 ; 64.73 ; -19.30 ; -
is more than
Sunday Mail : 332,372 ; -9.17 ; -11.81 ; 682
The People : 463,936 ; -2.90 ; -33.84 ; -
Sunday Post : 276,171 ; -11.54 ; -5.30 ; -
Independent on Sunday : 124,921 ; -18.45 ; 0.53 ; 54,883
The Observer : 251,074 ; -15.18 ; -0.77 ; -
Scotland on Sunday : 46,054 ; -18.44 ; -1.94 ; -
Sunday Herald : 29,479 ; -5.28 ; -4.20 ; -
The Sunday Telegraph : 451,731 ; -6.27 ; -2.07 ; -
You love it, don’t you? What does it all mean?
What does it mean? Nothing really, except to show just far educational standards have plummeted over the past 30 years or so. Phwoooaar! that’s a nice pair of melons innit? no wot r meen ['arry]
He thought his mummy could magic it away. What a Mong!
So he clearly lied to his parents.
Fruit falling far from the tree ?
This story has been lying dormant for months now.
He looks as if he’s been buggered by the Nubian-with some peculiar results.
Tbh. He just looks fat. Dieting pills next.
It`s not worth it.
That’s what we in the trade call bow-legged.
Pippa Middleton at centre of probe after friend waves handgun in car in Paris.
Evening Standard
Did someone say probe?
At centre of probe….waves his handgun in the air….all a bit Freudian if you ask me.
Whilst ringing 58mph out of a Luton box van on slight inclines, I used to wave a realistic plastic pistol out of the window at overtaking motorists.
Most of them saw the funny side.
You mean “wringing”, shureley?
I like how they’re trying to mix in a bit of outrage about terrorism.
How’s about they mix in a bit of outrage about paparazzis on motorbikes chasing people round paris?
Here, here. Who is she, anyway?
What was all that about?
At least he didn’t tweet.
Fatso!
Is he hiding his pack lunch under his rugby top?
Steroids banned? Well, that puts most of the meat and dairy industry in jeopardy – as Mummy will tell you.
As an evagelical creationist christian, surely all Spelman had to do was pray for the problem to go away? We all know how well prayer works. Just ask all the people who’ve died of cancer, been tortured and killed. The recording made by Myra Hindley and Ian Brady of one of their victims contained her pleas to her captors as well as begging god to save her. That worked.
Every morning I pray over my cornflakes that my job will still be there when I arrive at the offce. It does seem to work.
God is all-seeing, all-powerful, and omnipresent, so he knows what goes on and can do something about it. Even a child being murdered.
However, if you don’t pray about it, God will just ignore it, otherwise there would be point in prayer, would there?
So if God exists, he’s a Hoon.
I read this blog.
No I don’t.
If you want the BOE job, you had better start.
Blimey, Breivik cries at his own propaganda film, just like Kev Livingturd does.
That the police didn’t shoot him when they had the chance is one of the world’s worst police blunders ever.
That bastard should be on trial for his life.
A teenage lad makes a mistake, a non story. One wonders how many mistake Guido’s children have made!
Don’t shoot the messenger, if someone puts a meal down in front of you, you don’t have to eat it.
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It’s not the mistakes , it’s the injunctions. Stupid Conservative.
realpolitik!!
Ms Fadil told the court she had attended several parties at Mr Berlusconi’s villa outside Milan.
She alleges that the first night she went, she saw two young women in nun costumes stripping for the prime minister. One, she said, was Nicole Minetti, now a regional councillor for Berlusconi’s People of Freedom party in Milan.
Guido
Another disgrace in the House of Ermin Vermin FFS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130256/Lord-Ahmed-Rotherham-offers-10m-bounty-detain-Obama.html
Abolish that House I say…
Morning.
If he has made these comments then he has commited a criminal offence of incitement . The Americans should apply for his extradition to face charges.
I don’t think the US has an extradition treaty with Pastykhan.
So lets be clear. He took a shit load of dodgy drugs and it took £61k to hide the story and he looks as fit as Billy Bunter in a cake shop. He woz worf it!
Don’t beat yourself up about it, my little soldier.
Love from Mummy x x
P.S. Loving Guido’s blog.
I like Guido’s bog too… POO TIME!
Receiving you loud and clear here on Cloudbase, Fawkes. Captain Blue has assumed the position in anticipation.
S.I.G
Just look at the strain on his face, I’d love to be on the receiving end of that!
I’m offering a £10 bounty to whoever finds Ed Miliband’s brain.
Fuck that I’m going to play Euromillions instead.
lol
Hey, where do he get these growth hormones from Guido?
LOL see Dan hodges photoshop telegraph , getting da respect vote , with da donny massive ………….
The World Bank has announced that Jim Yong Kim will be the next President.
Caroline Spelman, Mother of the Year and sworn enemy of the badger population:
“Honey Badger don’t give a shit!”
And apparently, neither did she, till the tabloids came around.
Jonny won’t be staying up to watch the Olympic flame being lit then?
Rumours abound not to expect the lighting of the Olympic torch until ‘midnight or later’ for the sake of ‘The American Market’.
Well that is good news for the environment, innit?
Glad the drug cheating bastard has been banned from playing rugby. It should have been a life time ban. However, despite the ban being but a measly 21 months, mummy and daddy Spelman are appealing against the savage sentence dished out to their twerp of a son. An utter moron. Very glad it has cost the parents so much money to try (and fail) in safeguarding (?) the spoilt little brat’s “privacy”.
I see the anabolic steroids worked wonders on his stomach stop I think I will recommend him for further tests to my very good friend Dr Mengele down in Rio .
I know the lad, he trains at our gym, he’s a nice kid who made a mistake and built like a brick shit house, this is a bad photo.
spellman is a c’unt
one law/rule for the toffs/upper classes and their offspring another for us plebs.
we keep voting the buggers in for god sake,will the british ever wise up!!!