Tory member and big donor Sir Peter Stringfellow is openly endorsing UKIP. He claims this is the first time he has not supported the Conservative candidate in an election in thirty two years. This normally warrants expulsion by CCHQ, but the nightclub owner has given them thousands over the years. Guido’s table-top sources whisper seductively that Stringy could be about to jump officially…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Would you boys like to see us pole dancing then?
*throws up*
Well done Stringfellow. I am in the same position as you. Some thought voting UKIPO would let Labour back in. I voted Tory and got Labour back in. Labour’s Frank Fields helped write the welfare reform policy, Labours Hutton wrote about pensions- I thought Tories were in office withe the Lie Dumbs?
Borrowing, spending and taxation up. Deficit and debt kicked into the next parliament with an in crease of 40% for us taxpayers. EU killed our fishing industry, strangling the farming industry and killing business. £45 million a day rising to £50 million with the 2% increase in the UK contribution. About£17 billion a year, no one knows what the rebate figure is. Cameron belly up to all the EU proposals. No change to HRA, Clarke blocking any changes. Soft on crime Clarke letting more out of prison than being locked up. Immigration out of control and still rising. Today it is reported that there is a 20% increase in school children in Bristol, one of the distribution centres for asylum seekers and immigrants. 370,000 migrant workers now on welfare according to Green and Grayling. Birth rate four times higher than in 1980, public services over whelmed. 100,000 Somalians let int he country and about 90% on welfare- why what was the Uk responsibility to this country? Why do all East Europeans ie Polish come here and not stop in Germany or France?? Nick Clegg’s lunatic green agenda costing us all a fortune on our energy bills. He blames energy companies when it is his party that has added 20% on our bills for the government’s obligation to the environment. No other country is pursuing this economic madness. Even Obama has done a U turn on the green agenda nonsense.
Most of all Flashman and Boy Blunder do not have the courage to make spending cuts, they do not have the courage to stand up to the EU, they do not have the courage to stop let alone reverse immigration, they do not have the courage to scrap the HRA and they certainly do not have the courage to act in the national interest. It matters not if you vote Tory or Labour because you get exactly the same. I agree with Stringfellow vote UKIP for a change.
A splendidly splenetic post – well said!
Christ, poor UKIP, getting that sort of long gone sell by date cast off from the Tories, otherwise known as its dinosaur rump.
I saw the good man at a Tory Fundraser once. He talked about growing up poor, dragging himself up from the bottom by hard work and ambition – have always respected him since then.
Tax illegal drugs, empty the prisons and put the public sector on the dole. Stop fighting the Phoney Wars and protection racketeering business, Its dosn’t work
+1,000,000
The three main parties have morphed into one corporatist, socialist blob Completely indistinguishable from each other, all offering the same clap trap socialist “solutions” that will solve nothing and preposterous and wholely fraudulent bullcrap like the “war on terror” and the “fight against climate change”.
It is a democratic charade, controlled by foreign interests, for the benefit of an utterly corrupt and unaccountable ruling elite.
Parties aren’t parties any more, they are just brands.
+1’000’000’000 If only the Sheep would wake.
This post has me regretting the demise of the site’s ‘Thumbs Up’ facility. I should have been fascinated to see how many you would have garnered. Well said, sir. Perhaps we could all do this: THUMBS UP.
THUMBS DOWN
Yes I aggree. The thumbs up was directing people to the most supported conspiracy or view. I do believe it was the reason it was taken off.
Well said, all those are good reasons for defecting from Tory to UKIP. Roll on May 3rd to give the Coalition a kick up the behind!
+1000
Oh Dear… Poor old UKIP…
The teeth are genuine — the rest is prosthetic.
It’s not just Stringy
Cameron appears to be doing his best for UKIP as well
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2128426/PM-retreats-kicking-foreign-criminals-including-burglars-violent-thieves.html
Here is a great one.
EUSSR have in an undemocratic way taken over the governance of GREECE, ITALY, SPAIN,
From a financial perspective as of yesterday things are getting worse in these now European centrally controlled countries.
That’s it, I’m never voting UKIP !!!
Good for you!! You can stick with socialist Nick, socialist Dave or socialist Ed, your choice.
Whatever the sins of others I wint be voting of UKIP, post middle age, red faced embarrassments to themselves and their families, and often, I find, social inadequates and bores.
If you vote for a political party you get a political party and all the slime that dwells in it.
I don’t vote for parties. I vote for policies. That’s why I vote UKIP.
With UKIP,I think you mean policy, singular dear. Out of Europe and then…. anyone got a blank sheet?
I wouldn’t want you pair of beauties [sic] touching my pole, let alone watch you. You’d put me off women for life . . .
Quite
Feminist Social Science experiment falling to pieces. 10’000 kids a year being handed back to the State as the Family has been destroyed by successive governments in their Attack on past social structures through the support of a womens right to have and do what she likes., Wonder how much this farce is now raping out of the Tax SYSTEM.
The cost on society wont be known until the Fraudster government are forced to take away the one sided financial support of women to do as they like.
So people don’t deserve freedom?
The state needs to tell people what to do because individuals cannot be trusted to decide things forthemselves.
Ah no, its that minor changes to the tax system would make everyone much much nicer. Thats nice.
I think what rage is trying to suggest is that it might be sensible if the responsibility for having, rearing, and paying for children lies with the young lady and, (I recognise that this might be controversial) the gentleman involved.
It’s very easy to give single mothers a hard time, but very often these girls are merely playing by the rules that the state imposes. A greater effort to trace the chap who donated his sperm up against the skip at the back of KFC, and make sure that he pays for the childhood costs of the resulting issue might just start to change behaviour.
It’ll be a long grind though. Generations of feckless, consequence free breeding wont be changed overnight.
I should write an Iphone app then, with spreadsheets in it, so that young gentlemen can decide whether they can afford the payments over the next 20 years. “good and bad news, love, the app says I can’t afford this, but a blow job or the wrong’un is fine”
Women have to be empowered to use their body how they wish, however they must suffer the consequences of their actions as it is they that are left holding the baby and we the Tax payer who pick up the pieces, Men have not changed trying to change men is as bad as the Social experiment perpetrated on Women inparticular and society in general.
In effect the feckless ransom their own spawn.
“Pay up or the Child gets harmed”.
The stupid thing is we pay this danegeld.
I reckon it will be a quick grind if it’s behind the skips outside KFC.
A knee trembler, I think they call it.
Has the Quasi Freedom Social Science experiment delivered happiness?
I would suggest that governments should focus on making people happy not pretending to them that they have some type of freedom. Freedom to have a Shit Life?
If governments should focus on making people happy, they should be handing out E.
Governments should focus on leaving us the fuck alone as much as possible.
Governments are for infrastructure.
I totally aggree, Thats what would make all of us happier, if the STATE just left us alone and stopped terrorising us in the biggest protection racketeering project and Social science experiments.
10’000 kids going into CARE isn’t nice, my point. Who benefits from that?
That’s 10,000 potential Labour voters.
No Its 10’000 added to the Prison Population keeping a load of coppers in a job, thats the reason they do it. Do you know how many killers where sexually abused as children in Care or some Peudo pretending to be the mother boyfriend.
We care fuck all ‘bart that crap!!
Jus’ guvvus R bennys – 3 kids iz the magic number – that’s 3 blokes wot owes me too!
So dear, you want women to go back to being bare foot and pregnant, while Men do what they like?
It might not be perfect, and I would be the first to agree it is far from that, but 52% of the population deserve a little more recognition and respect than to be blamed for the destruction of social structures. Are you perhaps of the Mu.slim persuasion (?), as the bearded ones seem to hold similar views to you – that woman are the same category as goods and chattels, and like fictitious Eve, are responsible for all the evils in the world, which are generally perpetrated by men.
Granddad, bless his sadly mortal soul, had a phrase for you to ponder:
“Talk like a c.unt and you’ll be treated like a c.unt”
Bless him.
We won’t talk about this. And we will continue to exclude UKIP from all Mayoral hustings and coverage. Now go away.
Quite frankly darling, – we’re not interested in kiddies – unless that’s the one Rupert and Charles-Claude are bidding for – what a simply divine apartment they’ve created, – and their balcony herb boxes are to die for!
Woohoooo!! Well done Stringyperson. Keep ‘em coming. Fuck Dave and Cleggie – pair of Hunts.
Who would dare to vote tory after this
Is a Vote for UKIP a Vote for Labour? http://twitpic.com/97dzht
Conservatives who vote for UKIP? Turkeys voting for Christmas? http://twitpic.com/95tzji
A vote for the Tories is a vote for Labour policies. Higher spending. Higher borrowing. Higher debts. Higher taxes. More welfare. More union power. More EU power. More immigration. More human rights.
Nutty UKIP right wing versions of Dave Spart. UKIP don’t usually do Labour any harm..
Come the time,come the time. Gotta start somewhere. We’ve tried the rest ffs
Voting Conservative also means more green taxes, tax cuts for the rich, more wars, energy poverty, the state ordering you to carry out work you neither want or can afford on your own property, tax on poor peoples snack food and taking money from poor people in this country and giving it to rich people in poor countries.
He has seen the light.
Praise the Lord.
Where’s Sophie? Is she going to miss this thread?
Bit like the old Jasper Carrott observation on age cathching up with us:
Suddenly wakes up one morning and finds himself staring into the the window of Dunne’s Outfitters thinking, nice cardi…perhaps it’s time to vote UKIP !
I saw the audience going into a UKIP meeting once. The number of zimmer frames was immense!
You are right, the UKIPPer’s will all die out in ten years or so, look at the voting stat’s, oh wait………
Monika – you know I never miss a Guido thread.
Absolutely loving the UKIP coverage of late & the eroding grass roots support for Heathite Camerons Social Democratic European Peoples Party..
EU stooge Cameron must be spitting feathers.
Vote UKIP.
Guido illustrated “Calamity Cameron” or something similar recently.
Whenever I see a picture of Cameron now I fleetingly think of Heath.
Good God almighty.
As long as it does not arouse you, it’s OK.
Helloooo Sailors!
Personally, the man is a huge role model to me. I don’t make any decisions without thinking “what would Peter do?”. Now, where is my thong…..?
in the usual place, dear – “with a thong in my heart …”
The Aussy birds wear their thongs on their feet. Others seem to wear them a little higher. Two countries divided by a common language.
So do Essex girls
Indeed, are there really people who would vote for a candidate because Stringfellow recommended him/her.
On the other hand there must be plenty who would not vote for a candidate because of such an association.
good on yer peter…im voting ukip in mayoral elections as cameron is a phoney and EU puppet
Excellent evidence the the Tory party rebranding is heading in the right direction.
No, the left direction – that’s the problem.
Turning his back on the Tories eh?
What a lovely image that conjures up.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/08/article-1033168-01E1287B00000578-794_468x570.jpg
MIND BLEACH!!
You irresponsible sod – you could have put a warning on that!
Where is the modbot when you need it?
its every bloodywhere
Mr & Mrs Harold Macmillan holidaying in Antibes, 1953.
Stringy always goes for young girls…. for someone who is probobly only a few years “legal”, her arse has dropped a bit! (His has dropped a lot!!!)
I’m only making the point that we are not looking after ourselves as well as we should.
If you are conservative don’t vote for the CONservative Party. They are a neo-liberal party virtually identical to Lib Dems on all major issues like multiculturalism, their blind eye to free market excesses and tacit support of European unification.
You sir, are a dunce. The Liberal- Democrat party is neither liberal or democratic. They are soft focus, corporatist socialist wannabees, to a man. Tax and spend is in their DNA.
And don’t forget, Perverts. Sexual perversion is a prerequisite for membership of the Liberal democrats, and I should know. Jahbulon.
Oh,where Roy Jenkins when you need him?
Excellent, just what we need – more tits in UKIP !
LibLabCon = Just Arses.
I’ll vote for that, since Nigel Farage is the biggest tit of them all. Tell that to Rompuy
UKIP?
Yep only party that want to deny homosexuals the same right to be a misrable as Hetrosexuals?
that UKIP?
Obviously the most important problem Britain faces is that the Church doesn’t like Gayers.
Obviously when cleggie grows a spine and makes the HoL fully electable so unseating the bishops the church will no longer have a say in UK politics. And rightly so.
I dunno. They could stand for election. And say “vote for me, god says so”. Or “vote for me, my ancestors were bezzy mates with the king”
Already been done, hasn’t it? *cough*Bradford*cough*
Bang on.
Given that the CoE is allowed to ignore all the discrimination laws that other organisations are required to adhere to, it’s hard to fathom why their senior officers are allowed anywhere near the process of lawmaking at all.
Good that freedom of association means nothing to you.
The UKIP that stopped Cameron from gaining an additional 10 seats in the 2010 general election, preventing the europhile Tory traitors from having an overall majority. The UKIP that will do even more damage to Cameron’s Party of subservient europhile traitors at the next election.
That UKIP.
That’s the one…vote UKIP
A party of loons-easing the way for Mr & Mrs Balls to take power.
Any of the three raving loony parties of the last 100 years need sacking. If UKIP or the corpse of Lord Sutch is what it takes, it would still be a step forward!
Osborne is the seed of Balls.
Those ‘loons’ to who you refer used to vote mainly Conservative. Your distaste for Conservative voters is clearly shared by Cameron and his best buddy Nicky. Nice to see the contempt for your own supporters so vividly displayed for all to see. Thank’s for that.
Quite possibility another good dose of Liebore ‘policies’ is what this Huntry(deliberate) needs.
Huntry not uhnery dunno though
I am pro-homosexual marriage (pro-homosexual anything), and pro-UKIP.
der shudn be a comma dere i am sprry
If you are pro-Gays it should be a colon.
Or if they struggle to get it up a semi-colon
Unless the law has been changed in the last 20+ years, you can’t be a member of more than one political party at the same time. If Stringfellow has given “hundreds of thousands” to the Tories, it would guess he’s a party member, and it would be very odd for him to be a member of one party whilst campaigning for that party’s opponents. So I would guess he’ll have to bin his Con membership and sign-up to UKIP. Smart man – I did the same thing a few years ago.
Really? What law is that then?
There’s bound to be a law. We have 35,720,210 laws on the statute book. There are 3 things you can do legally at the moment, and posting here isn’t one of them.
3 things you say, I will get our lawyers to look into what they are and close the loopholes. By the way is one of them giving to charity ?
Indeed it is — the other 2 are to do with bodily functions, but doubtless you’ll find a way to ban those as well!
Ban? Are you mad Sir Aston? No, tax and fine is the Government preferred method of “nudging” all your money into it’s grasping claws.
+1
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.
Hmmm I’m not sure his defection to UKIP will bring them credibility.
Much like Guido’s candidates for defection yesterday. Mostly nutters that tend to embarass the party and cause people to think its still stuck in the past and hasn’t changed.
Better off without, to coin a phrase……
“Mostly nutters that tend to embarass the party”
Bloody Hell, Dave’s defecting?
Could be Eric Joyce – a nutter in both the physical and mental sense.
You are so out of touch with the general public, you must be an MP.
I’ve clearly been paid to come here and write this but:
Bloody hell. This isn’t helping that old Bunch of wierdos “meme” (sic). I think its time for a competition: who next to join ukip to increase their credibility.
I can’t beat stringfellow or rees-mogg.
I just wonder how many Tory grassroot members have not renewed membership over the past 12 months?
Me for one…have joined UKIP
Two.
Three
Four. However I abandoned the party before the last election, when Cameron caved regarding the referendum.
Five
SHEDLOADS-their in FREEFALL.
How many grassroot tories can you fit in a shed?
PS: “they are” isn’t “their”
Not sure, but I do know that when there are 3 of them out on the town they all go to the toilet together in case the 2 left alone start plotting against the one on there own.
THEIR
Think you’d need a phonebox to fit all the conservatives that think Dave’s one of them.
+1
But THEIR are loads of sheds out their—-come on ….keep it going…running nicely so far,
Having screwed more than a thousand women, he may be seeing how many political parties he can the same to.
Cameron’s red tories are not a party, they are a parasitic socialist cult.
HE AIN’T A ‘SIR’
And no chance of one now.
He will be in 2015
Come on in Nigel playtimes over
Ha, ha, you wish.
I’m thinking of throwing myself under a train to protest against elite train drivers and their huge salaries….
I cannot wait until Trenton tries to disrupt the Oxford v Cambridge boxing final. Or the fencing final, or the rifle shooting final, or the steam roller driving final………..
By the way isn’t Trenton the aborigine word for self abuse?
If UKIP are:
- small state (destroy the benefits system, reform and cut the NHS budget by half etc);
- pro-liberty, pro-deporting shitstains;
- anti-EU/pro-localism;
- socially liberal;
- sensible on immigration (no more worthless tossers, no more imported Jihad);
- economically conservative;
- making our education system more like Germany’s;
- building 10 new mega prisons to stick half of Camberwell and Peckham in;
- nuking Bradford, Leeds, Leicester, Luton;
They get my vote every time. I am not voting Tory again.
“Stringfellow endorses a load of ladies front bottoms”
Has this not been this mans stock in trade for many years?
You are the Beast of Clerkenwell and I claim my €5.
Wasn’t Stringies last claim to fame featuring on a celeb Come Dine With me?
Meal cost him somewhere in the region of 250 thousand, or so I heard.
Why would anyone be surprised that the Tory vote is haemorrhaging? Nowhere else to go but UKIP!
Quite a trickle to UKIP developing. How long before the dam bursts?
I am sure Stringy will help provide a fitting climax.
On the issue of gay marriage, do you honestly believe that the rapidly rising Islamic population (which both the CONservative party and Labour have allowed) share the ”progressive” secular, neo-liberal values of the Westminster elite. The irony is that the unintended consequence of unfettered third world mass immigration has made Britain a more racist, intolerant and homophobic society. The Office of National Statistics says that 56% of racist incidents in the UK are perpetrated by non-whites. How progressive.
Walking one way and going another.
You are in error. Non-white people cannot be r@cist. Only white English people (what we call “scum”) can be r@cist. Indeed, white English people (ie men) are always r@cist. We hate white English men. Except g@y ones, who are lovely.
We agree
This is true.
Hear Hear Peter.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/normantebbit/100146822/elections-are-won-and-countries-are-governed-from-the-common-ground-not-the-middle-ground/
Looks like I’m going to be a one term PM so I’ve lined up a new job with the UN
As Tony Blair’s secretary.
Lets hope so..
http://hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2012/04/i-said-id-never-stand-as-an-mp-well-ive-changed-my-mind.html
I agree with every single word written.
I love my country. I live in mallorca. So there.
The UN Human Rights Council is headed by Saudi Arabia, Congo, Krgystan, Libya, Bangladesh and Angola. Enough said about the legitimacy of that neo-liberal organisation:
http://www2.ohchr.org/english/bodies/hrcouncil/membership.htm
I was popular once, and only one, when I said NO to Europe. What can I learn from that?
That if he keeps saying vaguely conservative things just before elections (and then not following up on them) then he will keep attracting Conservative sheep voters who haven’t realised the party isn’t actually conservative.
I’ll vote for anything blue
FFS Guido is this the big defection you were going on about yesterday ?
Who is your “Top Table” source, Dirty Desmond ?
Table Top source more like. In stringies club
Tweets top right.
On- tablets correcting Guido. That must be a first
So you have Stringfellow on your side Guido
I guess your next target is David Icke
I have just announced that I will be pole dancing to raise money for the liebour party with my ginger beer friend medhi hassan
Good old Stringy – he always cheers me up. Never seen him looking angry or down. And he understands our appetites.
Don’t I always cheer you up? When I’m giving £1.2billion to India so it can put a man on the moon, or buy French warplanes, do I not make you proud? When I cut spending here and then give £650million to Pah Kiss Tan so it can build girls’ schools for the Taleban to burn down, do I not make you happy?
Have a think about it, old chap. I’ll quickly post today’s payment of £50million of your wages to my superiors in the EU and then pop back here to check your answer.
Toodle pip!
But you are in SE Asia. Do they have the internet there yet?
I wish Pete Stringfellow chose the birds on BBC. I don’t want to see a load of over sixty germaine greer-type uglies on the box. I want to be entertained! So, bring on the pole dancing! Ulrike used to do bring sunshine every day.
Off topic – why on earth is alan davies on BBC so much and how on earth does he justify the term ‘comedian’?
You don’t view the BBC’s “Breakfast” then?
Susanna Reid, Caoil Kirkwood and even Louise Minchin should be enough for any bloke to lust after.
Then as second string look at Sally Nugent – face like a horse, but a seriously fit body AND she wears short skirts! Then there is the nicely ugly Stephanie McGovern and the brown lass with the boy’s haircut, Naga Munchetty: all good wanking naterial!
£2.5 Billion is what we tell you they will cost when we want one!
When Gordio said he needed some shipbuilding jobs in Scotland, I worked this figure out by opening my window and sticking my finger out vertically. The carriers were designed to be easily convertible from ski-jump to catobar. BAE’s definition of ‘easy’ runs to billions as does any other change.
Because BAE can charge what they like as they mongs in Nu Liebore signed us up to yet another fucking wank contract.
Just like the other one that no one mentions. The new refuelling aircraft for the RAF which were done under PFI (don’t laugh) and will cost us about 12 billion for something like 6 aircraft that can’t even fly in war zones.
Yet another great deal done by the one eyed mong from Fife.
And you haven’t even got an aircraft carrier that works!
Yes and still have enough money left for a tube of Airfix solvent cement
Can we sniff the glue?
Yet another story the scum and vermin at the BBC will ignore
Michelle Williams a nasty fat black racist
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SUITED, BOOTED, AND ARMED’: UNBELIEVABLE AUDIO FROM THE NEW BLACK PANTHERS ON BLOODY, ANTI-CAPITALIST ‘RACE WAR’ AGAINST WHITE DEVILS
Williams: I just want to say to all the listeners on this phone call, that if you are having any doubt about getting suited, booted, and armed up for this race war that we’re in that has never ended, let me tell you somethin…the thing that’s about to happen these honkies, these crackers, these pigs, these people, these motherf*er…it has been long overdue.”
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/suited-booted-and-armed-unbelievable-audio-from-the-new-black-panthers/
Of course had Sarah Palin said ONE word against Obama the BBC would be wetting its collective knickers.
Sound OK to me blood innit
He’s “Jumped” just about everything else , so why not ship ? LoL
If the Tories are upsetting Peter Stringfellow then they must be on the right track.
If a great big tit who is no stranger to the Insolvency Courts tells me to do something I usually ignore him.
This fellow is busy pulling the strings to convince core voters to become cross-voters.
Fucking hell. Just when we were making progress.
Does anyone know what our policies are because I don’t? Unless of course our policy is to steal as many Tory voters and donors as possible. But why do we only get the one’s with a defect?
I don’t even know what me own policies are mate !
We certainly need more young people drinking too much in night clubs and more young people making a career out of dancing half-naked for wizened cocks like this under-educated moron who wants to pay fuck all tax back to this nation for the privilege. Apart from that he’s making a healthy edifying contribution to the country. Did my old man really stick it to the nazis over in Germany for qunts like this to talk bollocks? Apparently so.